Danny
Lactose Intolerance ;-0
Anyone else here lactose intolerant?
Got my coffee this morning and I think I forgot to ask for substitute milk and got whole.
After the first five sips later it was basically confirmed because I let out a devastating 15 second fart embarrassing the hell out of with my two female cubicle neighbors.
Has anyone thing like this happen to anyone else here?Annie
Very urgent and easy poop
Hi. Got up this morning, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar off the table next to my bed, went to the washroom, brushed my teeth, put the toothbrush and toothpaste in my room and went upstairs for breakfast. Was surprised to see my caregiver/longtime friend up making breakfast. She told me to sit down, I did, and she served breakfast. She made a dish of eggs, chili peppers and vegetables with a pita underneath it. I had to use the edge of the spoon to cut and scoop everything up together. It was ????. After breakfast at 9 AM I took my morning medications, took the Walmart bag from the floor, said bye to my caregiver's son (he was on the carpeted floor with his broken leg in the living room) and went downstairs. Afterwards I brought my water jug upstairs, filled it and went downstairs. At noon I went upstairs for lunch (green beans, onions, pork, broccoli, chili peppers, ground beef in sauce over rice). I was jealous to see coffee in the coffee pot too. After lunch I thanked my caregiver, grabbed a tea bag from the cupboard (green tea), said bye to both her and her son and went downstairs to my
room. A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag, went to the door, took my flip flops off, opened the door, walked out of my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom carefully keeping my butt muscles clenched. It was getting hard to hold. Oh man. Turned on the light, went in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down, sat on the toilet and relaxed finally. My bladder let go then my bowels did too. One big soft long poop came out and laid in the toilet afterwards. Whew! The relief! The smell wasn't terrible but it was there. I pushed again to see if there was anything else. Nope. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. Wiped my vagina first. Not much blood left, just some specks. Leaned forward slightly and started wiping. It was somewhat messy. When I was done I put the toilet paper into the toilet between my legs. Stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up, turned and looked in the toilet. There was a soft big poop in the toilet. Nothing special but big. Flushed the toilet and all except a few specks from my poop went down. Flushed again and they went down. Went to the sink, washed my hands well, turned off the tap, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light and walked out of the washroom. Walked to my room across the hall from the washroom, took the ugly beige flip flops off, turned on the light (it's in the hallway not in my room), opened the door, went in, put the flip flops on in here, dried my hands on the towels in here and now have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, happy, healthy and that you're having a good and safe week.
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
LC
Replies and Survey Answers
@ Anna from Austria - Two great stories, thanks for sharing. I am always amazed when people do not take care of business before a workout. I feel like that's one of the essential first steps to prepare to workout. What was most interesting to you about that experience? On your other story, what do you think caused you take such a big poo? Were you pleased about it?
@ Kenna - I enjoyed your story with Josh. It sounds like you have a super supportive relationship. How did you cultivate that with him? Do you enjoy buddy dumping with him, like do you guys actively plan it or it just happens in the moment?
@ Jenny - Yes, I would agree that biking, or bike seats specifically, are a reliable cause of skidmarks. I try to be fastidious about cleaning and use wet wipes as well, but of course, it does happen still, not all the time.
Pete Survey Responses:
How important is privacy when you need to poop?
A: Not important, but depends on company and situation. I feel like it is a courtesy for others present as much as for me.
Have you ever pooped in a public toilet with the toilet door open?
A: I've pooped in a public bathroom with no doors and a single occupancy bathroom with another person there (it was at a bar and everyone was pretty well over-served, and they kind of just barged in.). I've never deliberately left the door open in a public bathroom, if there were doors.
Do you find the stink in a public toilet tiresome or merely inevitable?
A: Inevitable, sometimes embarrassing if it's my own.
Do you regularly count the turds in your average bowel movement? If so, how many turds are there?
A: I don't make a point to count, but honestly, mine are usually just one or two big logs sometimes with a little extra, so not much to count.
Do you produce floating or sinking turds?
A: Usually neither, they just lay across the bowl partly submerged. I don't know what you would call that, beached?
Do you regularly get skidmarks in your underclothes? (be honest)
A: Less than once a week, maybe once every couple weeks. It really only happens to me with certain kinds of vigorous exercise.
Do you do a courtesy flush after the first few turds have fallen?
A: No, I tend to go quickly and it's only one to a few at most.
Have you ever written graffiti on the doors of public toilets? If so were the graffiti texts or drawings? (You do not need to give any details)
A: Once, and it was really dumb.
Wiping Survey Responses:
1. Do wipe sitting or standing ( or in-between)
A: Depends on the toilet, the bathroom, and the quality / type of wipes.
2. Do you bunch the toilet paper or fold ( so something else)
A: Fold.
3a. Do you use anything besides tp ( bidet, wet wipes, unwipe, toilet mirror) to enhance wiping
A: Always use wet wipes if available. I do like the bidets and I will use them if they are available, but not a typical implement for me.
3b. How long have you used "enhanced wiping?"
A: Years.
3c. Have use noticed cleaner underwear, less body odor, or any other improvements since starting "enhanced wiping":
A: Yes, definitely. I am also focused on the quality of my poo, and try to have #3 or #4 on the Bristol chart, and go when I need to go, to avoid messy conditions, generally speaking.
4. What type of underwear did you last get a skidmark in?
A: Athletic compression underwear.
5. Have you ever gotten poop on your hand wiping?
A: Yes, but it happens very infrequently.Catherine
Replies
Shay: I am so sorry that you have felt so poorly and I hope that you can return to regular bowel movements soon!
Jessica W: I hope that you are feeling better!
Really nothing to report over the past few days. I've been as regular as I've ever been - two daily doodies that are long, thick and soft!
I hope everyone is doing well and dooing well!
Love to all!
Catherine!
Jessica W
To Catherine
Yes, I just pooped and I did yesterday also. Everytime it was a solid log.
As far as children are concerned, I too had big poos already when I was Colin's age (that also was the time my little brother was born, I'm the second of four children).
Is Alan interested in your poops? Mark (my husband) is interested in mine too.
G'day and good pooing,
Jessee
Janitor
Dan H- As a Janitor at a college for the last 2 years, including the university athletic center for intermural and NCAA sports here is my two cents:
Men and women both leave the toilets unflushed about equally.
However, men tend to be lazy and just not flush
women tend to try to flush and clog the toilet, sometimes with toilet paper, the stool or both.
Women are more likely to leave just turds in the toilet. Maybe related to being out of toilet paper then leaving the stall to wipe in another stallRandom Poster
Woods Pooping
Hello! I have read many stories on here but never posted. However, something happened last week that I just have to share because it just gave me all kinds of feelings!
So, my friend and I decided to go camping at one of my favorite camping spots. She had never been camping before and it was just a spur of the moment decision because we had some free time over the weekend. This story is about my friend. So anyway, we had been camping since Thursday morning and this story takes place Saturday afternoon. It was a beautiful day so we decided to take a jog through the woods. Well, my friend ended up twisting her ankle as she was running. It wasn't the worst sprain but it was bad enough we had to stop and rest for a bit. I helped her hobble over to a log and we sat down. She was in enough pain that we decided to make our way back to our tent and get her foot propped up and put some ice on it.
We had to take things slowly and she had her arm around me as we hobbled about halfway back, and then she said she needed a break. Now, I thought she just needed to stop and take a breather, but she said her stomach was hurting. Then she said something I never thought I would hear her say, because she is super private about her bodily functions. She said, "I think I'm gonna have to take a poop. I haven't gone in like 4 days and it's super uncomfortable at this point." So we kinda made a little hole and she took her pants and underwear completely off so they didn't get in the way. She had one arm resting on a tree and her other arm was being held by me. However, I could see her backside clearly from where I was as well. I couldn't believe what I was getting ready to witness. She has never once talked about her bathroom habits, and now I was going to watch her poop out in the woods.
I heard the sound of her pee hitting the ground. Once she finished peeing, she started to gently push causing her hole to open up and close a few times. She did this gentle pushing for a minute or two and when nothing was happening, she started pushing more forcefully. With her more forceful pushing, the tip of what looked like a large turd was slowing coming through. It was moving very slowly with each forceful push she did. She kept grunting with each push and when the turd was starting to reach its thickest point, it was becoming harder to push and then it stopped moving altogether. She realized it was stuck now, and she squeezed my hand and started pushing as hard as she could. Her face was bent and contorted and red as she was pushing very hard. No matter how hard she was pushing, the turd was not coming out any further. She said, "my leg is hurting." She was not putting any weight on her sprained ankle so was putting a lot of pressure on her other leg.
I saw a log just a few feet away from us, and I suggested we go over there so she could sit on the log with her butt hanging over the side. So, I helped her up and I helped her hobble over to the log, all the while this huge hard turd was sticking out of her butt. We got her situated on the log, and her butt was hanging over the side. I'm sure it wasn't the most comfortable sitting position but it was better than her squatting with a sprained ankle.
She bent over and had her face resting in her hands as I watched her body tense up and heard her grunts as she continued to push with all her might. She reached back and spread her butt cheeks apart with her hands and pushed hard. She stopped pushing and said, "I don't know what to do. No matter how hard I push, it just won't budge anymore. I can't even suck it back up in me. It's stuck!"
I found some leaves and told her I could help her out. I used the leaves and grabbed the turd and I told her to continue to spread her cheeks and push as hard as she could. She began to push and I gently started wiggling the turd and pulling just a bit, and she grunted really loudly and said "Ow, it's so big." It was probably the widest turd I had ever seen. I helped her get it past its thickest point and she was able to get it moving again as she continued to push with force. Finally it began moving a little faster as it was nearing its end and it finally fell out with a thud on the ground. She took a few breaths of relief and then pushed some more as her hole opened up again for another turd. This one wasn't as hard or big but it was still a good sized turd. It moved faster than the other one but she had to push to keep it going. Her eyes were starting to water now as it was slowly sliding out with just some gentle pushes and grunts from her. It landed with a thud. She rested for a minute but her hole was still open and then I saw more poop coming. One after another as she was pushing and grunting, some thick but shorter turds were coming out.
Then finally, she said she was done. We didn't really have anything to wipe with but some tissues. So she used those to clean herself. I'm hoping this will help my friend to be more open with me now, because I've always been very open about my own bodily functions. I always poop with the door open and we continue to have conversation as I'm pushing my own logs out. I hope it can be the same for her now as well.
Thunder
It is OK to Poo at work and other Media Releases
As a person who avidly follows news feeds it is noted that the Queensland Government and Public Service issued a statement that " it is OK to Poo at Work ". Obviously it was designed to encourage workers to move their bowels as needed . The biggest offenders are younger females and there is concern as to the impact on health. What is even more interesting, and encouraging, Is Queensland is considered one of the less advanced states of Australia, but it is advanced on this issue . I know some females who certainly poo at work and others I never see going to the toilet ( except for a wee) . Maybe there bowels are so regular they pop before work and have no need to go at work or they are holding it . I know I came across one of my therapists who pops on waking up and never goes again till the next morning and that is the way she is . The other thing that had been flogged on the media is sitting to long on the throne , often scrolling on the iPhone or sending messsges and this can cause piles! Thunder
STEPHEN . P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Woke this morning had a wee in the bedroom potty then the alarm sounded went downstairs .I filled the kettle then had my daily dose of LAXIDO made some tea needed to poop so went to van with the tea sat on the ADVENTURIDGE pottie had a wee then a bowel movement ,wiped with ELSAN BLUE toilet paper then finished my tea
Nobody
Minor Accident While Staging An Accident
The feeling I had in my guts Saturday night told me what I was going to face the next morning, so I did some of the prep work. When I woke up the following day, my previous thoughts were confirmed. I finished getting prepped (grab spare clothes and a towel for cleaning myself afterward). There seems to be a recurring theme starting to appear. Once again, I found myself standing next to my bedroom door waiting for the bathroom to become unoccupied. It took a while and I had to fight back wave after wave of desperation.
The bathroom finally cleared, but I stayed put to let the smells in there dissipate. Again, I had to endure a few waves of desperation. I was finally ready to brave the smells and carried my clothes (and towel) to the bathroom. The person came back very shortly after. Knowing I'd be a while, I went ahead and stepped out so they could use it again. Once more, I had to wait and wait and wait and try to keep from prematurely filling my pants. Oh god, how hard it was to keep from just letting it out with each wave. At one point, I reached back to see how much, if even any, damage was done. There was a small, wet lump. I still held on as much as I could.
They finally came out again, but I waited a while (forget why exactly). They used it a third time, but they were fast now, so I went in not too long after that. I was no longer struggling to keep my pants empty, which was a little unfortunate because the struggle was part of my plan, but I did finally push and empty my bowels into my underwear. Some more time later and I finally showered.
The rest of the day went alright, though I did have a bit of a scare. I don't wanna go into details because it's kinda gross, but let's say that I now know what it's like to have a sip of water to actually go down the wrong pipe (super uncomfortable but not painful). The gross part is what happened in the seconds afterwards. Let's leave it as the body does have a way to deal with water in the lungs.
Chakamami (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
Dear Tig
You gave us good idea. Tomorrow and Saturday we will try tp pull middle finger of crushes. and we will see what is happened. Maho is now constipate so we are looking forward to hear her several huge plops with many gas, just like your mother did. We are 30s now (Maho was 34 on Sunday) and like your mother, we are more gassy than when we were 20s. Our bottoms produce full orchestra in our loo when we sitting there. Kazumi especially, she can produce every musical instrument from her beautiful bottom, even harp. (OW!)
Buuuu.
Kazu pinched Mina's bottom so hard, Mina gave fart in her panties. Fortunate thing, it was dry fart.
We hope everybody is very very fine.
Love to everybody.
Chakamami
P.S., stop press. Kazu gave fart in her panties just now. She said, she don't want Mina to be embarrassed her fart, so she (Kazu) decided she also give. Sweet Kazu. Mina is going to kiss her. (Her fart was dry fart.)Annie
Huge fat poop before lunch
Got up this morning feeling very constipated/full, grabbed my Walmart bag, grabbed my toothbrush and toothpaste, went pee, brushed my teeth and went upstairs for breakfast. My caregiver wasn't up and her son was on the floor lying there with his broken leg. On a plate at my seat was about 6 round biscuits with chili peppers, carrots, cheese, etc and on top of a small brown coffee cup was an already washed apple. I ate the apple after the biscuits. At 9 AM I took my medications. I was full but satisfied. Finally a few minutes ago I got a major urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag, grabbed the water jar, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went into the hall, put those flip flops on, closed the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, went in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and black underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a huge fat poop. Wow! I hoped this would go down. The last of it came out and laid in the toilet. Whew! The relief! The smell was surprisingly not that bad. Reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, pushed back my sleeves, took some toilet paper off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the Walmart bag on the floor and started wiping. I wiped my vagina (only a little blood now) then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt. That was slightly messy. Put the toilet paper into the toilet afterwards, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. There was a huge bumpy poop in the toilet (probably thanks to breakfast). Wow. Flushed the toilet and the water level went down though the poop went down easily. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Washed my hands, grabbed my Walmart bag, opened the door, turned off the light and walked to my room. Took my flip flops off, turned on the light, opened the door, walked in, put on the flip flops in my room, dried my hands on the towels in here and writing this. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy.
Happy pooping and peeing!
AnnieSampson
Poop at school
What are the conditions like in your school? Does anyone make fun of you? Is it common for a lot of boys to be pooping at the same time? Thanks.
Andrew
Old question that was never answered.
Jay wrote on page 956
Jay
I have looked all over on the internet to find out an answer to my question and i just cant look any further. Do obese people have to use a special toilete or i guess i just really want to know how the go to the bathroom, like how do they fit. Im not trying to be mean i'm just really curious.
The answer is no.
Sandra
Response to Coda
I also find it bizarre that there are more posts about pooping accidents than weeing accidents on this forum. After all we need to wee more times than poo and there is therefore a greater chance of being taken short. In addition, pooping accidents are most likely to be accompanied by a bad stomach and with it more in the way of advance warning of a sudden need to go. For my part I always insure that I am not far away from a toilet if I have sign of a dicky stomach, certainly little more than half an hour away. I will go out prepared with an adequite supply of TP in my bag as well as hand sanitiser. Rather than poo in my knickers any public toilet will do, be it: clogged with poop, without a seat, lock on the door (or even a door), TP or soap. Thankfully I have never needed to poo in a toilet which is really gross, but I have had to wee in them on many an emergency to avoid soaking my knickers and clothing. I have never come close to a poop accident in public. but this is not the case with wee accidents.
The only reason why I have not wet my knickers on numerous occasions over the years is that I am prepared to squat in the nearst secluded spot I can find. I carry a small amount of tissues in case the need arises, also because some public toilets not being supplied with it. I have emptied my bladder behind bushes, parked cars, in car parks and ally ways countless times. I have been seen on a few occassions, but the embarressment is far less than it would be if I wet myself. It is also likely that I have been caught on CCTV but there has been no come back. I think it is realised that there are less public toilets than there used to be and those open are often closed at night. I am not too concerned if someone views me in a secluded spot and if they get a thrill about it I dont mind. I have witnessed many men and women weeing where they thought no one would see them so it goes both ways. Only the other day I witnessed a man weeing in a lane in broad daylight with a shopping bag concealing his modesty. I have no issue with this, and it even gave me a bit of a thrill, but in my case a shopping bag would not be sufficent. I could never be in the same predicament because the lane is only two minutes walk from where I live.
Although, as stated, I have never had a poo accident in public this is not the case in private, but wether they can be described as accidents is very debatable. As a small child I found the trnsition from the potty to the toilet very difficult. For a wee it was just about manageable but when it came to a poo the balancing act was to much. In preference I would go in my knickers. As well as a means of avoiding the toilet I really enjoyed the sensation of poo coming out of my bum and meeting a surface. I would find a place out of sight of family, spread my legs, lean foward and just do it. It was exhilirating. It soon became obvious to my parents that I was not constantly having poo accidents. As a result I was put back into diapers. This was fine with me and I would wee in them as well as poo. Even if I was made to clean myself it was better than using a toilet for a poo.
As I grew taller the toilet became less intimidating and I would poo in it without inhibitions. However, the exhiliration and also the sense of being naughty I got from pooping in my knickers as a small child never completely left me. From some of the poop accident posts on the forum it is somewhat reassuring I am not alone with this. Occasionally I will still have a poop "acccident" in the privacy of home without anyone knowing. Before throwing an old pair of knickers into the trash I will often fill them. The clean up is not pleasant because there are no half measures and it is always a full load. I sometimes also have private "accidents" in adult diapers, including a wee, as the clean up is less intimidating.
SandraAnna from Astoria
Cody-In college and in my early 20's, there were so many pee accidents within my female friends and acquaintances they kind of blur together. I forget even posting here have had one. But 90% had to do with alcohol so they is kind of a forgetting, and almost a social "pass" when they happen when it comes to "shame". Often there may be other young adult debauchery that occurred that overshadows the pee accident. A lot of the time, the accident is forgotten until there is some sort of reminder, either an account from a sober friend or some laundry. A poop accident is possibly more memorable and a much bigger deal with a harder mess to deal with and maybe some shame. Even when there is empathy and understanding from friends, it is one of those situations that everyone just doesn't talk about or bring up, while a pee accident almost gets funnier with comic distance. Probably people who post anonymously in forums such as probably have had a strong memorable experience to search and find such a focused community.
I remember once Jenny SIS mentioned she tells patient, everyone soils themselves, it's just at the beginning and end of our lives where the threshold for an accident is lower. So to have an accident from our teens to our 70's, there has to be a significant stimulus like a stressor or drug. Jenny was right on the dot
Sunday, November 17, 2024
Tricky
The Sleeping Vagabond
It was 2017. Early in the morning during summer, perhaps 6 am, I was early into a long bike ride and had to take a post-breakfast shit as a result of eating a bunch of tacos. The sun was just starting to come up.
Nothing was open yet, but I found a restroom at a park. It was a brick building with a Mens' side and a Womens' side, small windows near the roof, with the indoor lights still on. The entrances had no doors. I locked my bike to the bike rack and almost crapped myself because the pressure was getting bad, but kept my sphincter clenched. With each footstep, a painful, hard stool threatened to slide out into my underwear, hot farts silently slipping out. As I entered the doorless entry Mens' room, a wall blocked the restroom from view until I turned the corner.
At the far end was a single seatless stainless-steel toilet, a urinal about three feet from it in the middle, and a sink near the wall, all in the open with no partitions. All fine and good, except there was an obese, bald, hairy, scruffy, white, homeless man passed out under the sink sleeping on the floor, next to the little brick wall near the entrance, snoring away.
I could think of no other available public bathroom at this hour for at least 2 miles and the turtle's head was painfully trying to poke the back of my underwear. If it wasn't an emergency, I'd have left and found a more private place. I carefully waddled passed him so as not to wake him, walking in a way to assure the heavy mass wasn't going to force my buttcheeks apart and work itself out of my rear, and quickly took a seat on the seatless stainless steel toilet with my pants pulled to my upper legs.
For the next two minutes, I managed to let everything quietly slide out, but then it got stuck. I had to push, and a sizable pocket of gas rippled out...
*BROR-R-R-R--r-r-r-r-r-r-r-T*
*KERPLUNK*
These sounds echoed about the room. The noise woke the man up. Me sitting on the shitter was his first sight for the day, mid-dump, with my pants pulled up high and sides of my ass exposed.
He looked at me and yelled with a strangely Brooklyn accent, "Damn kid! I'm trying to sleep here!"
I said nothing and stared straight forward, wanting to get this over with and leave him alone. This was very awkward. I kept pushing.
He then said, "If I wanted to rob you, you'd be a sittin' duck!"
He got up and pissed at the urinal next to me, didn't flush it, and went to the sink. He looked straight ahead, as if he was attempting to avoid watching me on the toilet. He was clearly uncomfortable that I was in here with him.
*PLUNK*
The last of it dropped in. I started rolling the toilet paper to wipe myself.
He took out a razor and a pocket mirror to shave while I was wiping, facing away from me toward the corner near the sink. I appreciated the respect for my privacy, but it was short lived.
He then complained with feigned indignation, "Smells like SHIT in here!"
I continued wiping my butt, as he shaved. I got my pants back up, buckled my belt, flushed and it all went down.
I didn't bother to ask him to move out of the way so I could wash my hands. He was already irate, and I just wanted to get out and continue my bike ride, and did just that, having just lost a pound or two. It was a good dump, but a terrible place to take it. This was one of the few times in my life I recall not washing my hands after using the toilet, and was the worst part of the ordeal.Shayna
My first time wetting myself
This happened a couple days ago. I had gotten off the bus after working almost ten hours, and was walking home. It was bitterly cold and I was walking very briskly because I desperately, DESPERATELY needed to pee. I have a pretty strong bladder and I've been able to hold it through an entire shift before but this time, I underestimated my control and capacity-I was only a few blocks away from my apartment when I understood I wouldn't make it. The pain was getting to be simply too much. I knew I was about to experience a first-pissing in my pants. So, I ducked inside the doorway of a closed restaurant and loosened my belt a little to ease the pressure and as soon as I did, I exploded. Piss soaked my ass, my crotch, my legs. It audibly squirted and squelched as it was expelled from my body. The relief I felt is indescribable. I actually leaned against the wall and tilted my head back as I finished. Luckily it was late, and nobody else was around. I peeked my head out, and then walked the rest of the way home, encountering nobody. The warm wetness rapidly cooled, and after getting inside I surveyed the damage. My jeans were totally soaked-the pant legs were almost completely drenched. Same with my panties. I threw both in my hamper and, being quite exhausted from work and holding my piss for so long, went right to bed and fell asleep within minutes. I felt so, SO much better.STEPHEN.P
POOPING IN THE CAMPERVAN
The alarm woke me this morning had a wee in the bedroom pottie dressed then went downstairs.I filled the kettle made some tea then took it in the room and sat in chair .I needed the toilet as soon as I finished the second mug so made my way to the campervan.
I dropped my jogging bottoms and pants lifted the lid of pottie and sat down my bowels opened then my bladder it was awesome another NUMBER TOO two inches below the seat ,wiped with eight sheets of ELSAN BLUE toilet roll
went back into house had a dose of LAXIDO another mug of tea then a bowl of WEETABIX .I will now have a wash and brush my teeth then empty the pottie ready for tomorrow
Annie
Big poop about an hour after lunch
Hey everyone. Have had a very bloated and uncomfortable stomach but have been drinking warm water, eating healthy meals, etc. I finished lunch and a cup of green tea about an hour ago. Finally about 10 minutes ago I got a major urge to poop. Grabbed the Walmart bag off the bedroom floor (it's carpeted under the desks/tables), got up, went to the door, took the flip flops off, opened the door, went into the hallway, put the ugly beige flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, went into the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and peed first (a somewhat long pee) then pushed out a big, long, thick poop that seemed to keep coming. Finally after a couple of seconds I was done. Wow. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag for the toilet paper, grabbed it, put the Walmart bag on the floor, took some toilet paper off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well until it was clean. Yuck. Put the toilet paper into the toilet in between my legs, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow. There was a big thick solid poop in the toilet. I don't know how long it was but it was in most of the toilet hole. And it felt huge coming out. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Flushed again to be sure. Yup. Went to the sink, washed my hands well, turned off the tap, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, went to the door, opened the door, turned off the light, walked out of the washroom, walked to my room, took the beige flip flops off, turned on the light, opened the door, walked into my room, put the pink flip flops on, dried my hands on the towels in here, came to the bed and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and that you're having a good weekend.
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
STEPHEN . P
POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
The alarm sounded this morning while I was having a wee in the bedroom pottie when I finished weeing I silenced the alarm and went downstairs filled the kettle brushed my teeth had a dose of LAXIDO then made two cups of tea which I took in to the room and put next to computer.
I dressed while the tea was cooling then sat and answered my emails then had a look at facebook I took the mugs back to the kitchen as I had to go a NUMBER TOO and it was on my way to the van .I gave the ADVENTURIDGE pottie a quick flush then put a poper towel on back of the bowl,dropped my jogging bottoms and pants then sat down had a wee then opened my bowels
it felt really good as I passed three loads and at least two pints of wee
then wiped using eight sheets of ELSAN BLUE TOILET PAPER,stood up pulled up my pants and jogging bottoms the bowl was full to wto inches below the seat.The paper towel I peeled away from the bowl the pulled the slide NUMBER TOO rapidly dropped into the lower tank then closed the slide and rinsed the bowl all ready for tomorrowSTEPHEN.P
Yesterday afternoon went to GYM changed into my gym dress TENA PANTS underpants shorts socks and plimsoles , I used the exercise bike then the management was calling closing time .Had to go back to changing room have a wee then dress ,took off wy plimsoles shorts and top dressed went back to van quick cup of coffee from flask then drove home.
Parked the van down with my jogging bottoms and pants sat on pottie drank another cup of coffee just had a wee then got into the sleeping bag.A few hours later had another wee then back to sleep.
I had a dream ,I was driving an electric car pulled into a charging bay plugged in then needed to go on the toilet.Opened the rear door sat on the seat pressed the toilet buttons the middle seat squabb moved forward revealing vaccume toilet I hovered over the toilet while undoing my belt dropping trousers and pants the sat down superior comfort I had a wee then done a NUMBER TOO I woke as I was about to drop a second load
I had just pooped my pants then fully awake pooped again ,just could not hold it !!,I got out of the van pulled down my jogging bottoms and stepped out then down with my pants and carefully stepped out then squatted down and pushed ,only had a wee then went around the back sat down and dragged myself across the lawn . I went into house had a bath then put on some clean clothes the sat in the chair ond dropped off to sleep .
one hour ago now daylight collected soiled items and put into bonfire.
back to kitchen washed had a dose of LAXIDO made some tea took it to shed and sat on the THETFORD 33 drinking teaDarlene
Finally At Last
It's normal for me to have two bowel movements a day. Once in the morning and another in the evening closer to when I take my shower because I am heading to bed. I was trying really hard to poop Thursday but couldn't because I had eaten very little Wednesday night. As expected, I realized I need to probably get some fiber into my diet and I did to finally become regular again.
Two days of eating out caused me to let out the biggest dump last night along with the farts afterwards from eating broccoli and then beans.. I was farting all night behind that one.
Small School Teacher
Intro
Hey everyone,
I teach at a small school. I came across this site and have been trying my hardest to subtlety share it with whoever I can. I love the feeling of relief when I go poo. There's nothing more relaxing than sitting on the toilet and just feeling the relief and the stretch of a good poo. I always tend to go between 1-3pm. Sometimes classes may make it hard. Nothing is worse than standing in front of students and feeling a turd wanting to come out. Any other teachers experience that? When you really need to poo but can't with a class. What do you do? Did you end up getting skid marks? Let me know!
Shay
A Case of the Liquids
Hey all,
Been having some really nasty bowel movements today, as evidenced by the title almost half of them have been basically liquid.
I'd been constipated real bad for the past couple weeks. It got so bad I thought maybe I might have an impaction when stimulant laxatives were barely able to move my bowels. I could feel a block sitting near my anus, and liquid poo squirting out past it, but was feeling the urge to bear down every time I pooped.
I was praying it was just a lack of fiber, so last night I drank a good amount of prune juice. Earlier today I was really gassy, but had a couple big solid poos come out of me. I didn't feel impacted anymore, but still felt--and still feel--like I was full of shit.
All day I've been noshing on sugar free candy and drinking more prune juice to help loosen my bowels, and it's working, but I'm very uncomfortable. I've only had three loose dumps, which were all mostly water with some chunks, but my belly is bubbling and gurgling like crazy, and I've got the nastiest smelling farts. I can feel liquid poo swirling all around inside me, and I feel full and my belly is big and hard. I feel like I'm gonna explode, I'm desperate for a runny, splatter poo and I know my next bowel movement is going to spray my bowl severely.
I have some cramps, but mostly I've just got liquidy, churning guts, and I'm burping and farting a lot.
The diarrhea really hasn't been too bad yet, but I'm hoping it progresses so I can just push all of this nasty poo out that's been stuck inside me. I feel like I'm carrying around pounds and pounds of poo, and I just want to get it out.
Barrett has been rubbing my queasy, sloshy ???? and making me drink water. I'm super embarrassed to be farting as much as I am around him (all of my farts literally smell like poop right now) but he's been reassuring me.
"Babe, I'd much rather you have a nasty case of the shits and have to fart like crazy than be constipated and holding all of that in. Let it out sweetie, it's okay. I'm not grossed out."
He's so great, and I'm glad he's super understanding about my IBS-M.
It's so embarrassing that I get so constipated that sometimes the only way I can shit is to give myself diarrhea, and I don't know what I'd do without someone around who cares for me like he does.
If there's anything remarkable that happens like an accident, I'll come back for another post, just wanted to give an update.
I can feel another wet shit ready to come out, my ???? is bubbling and gurgling fiercely, and my farts are a bit wet at the end right now. Gonna lie down and nurse my churning guts until it's time to expel what's stuck inside.
Hopefully everyone's poops haven't been as rough as mine.
Ciao for now,
Shay.Tomtom
To Emily
Hi Emily, I'm also autistic and have had a lot of accidents, particularly when I was younger. I too was in special ed in high school. I didn't have learning disabilities, but other things were hard.
I would mostly have wetting accidents, usually because I was focused on something and it just didn't register that I had to go until it was too late. Like you though, my biggest issue was that I absolutely could not poop on the school toilet. Complete mental blockage. Mostly I could hold it while I was in school, but I was often uncomfortable by the end of the day and ended up pooping my pants on my way home (20 min walk).
I can very much relate to your story.Princess Toadstool Peach
Draining my Bladder and Emptying my Bowels behind a big Rock
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am going for a quick run around the neighbourhood wearing my tank top and shorts completely bottomless. There's nothing I love more than being in the warm fresh air. Until then nature is just calling. I'm not sure where am I supposed to go pee or even poo. There isn't a a public toilet from miles around or a tree or even a bush. That's when I spot a very large rock in the long grass. I walk over to the long grass, go behind the large grass and then I pull down my shorts and squat down low until the long green grass tickles my vagina pubes. Then my bladder tingles and I begin to wee a lot. The urine flows out nicely and gives the grass a nice shower. Then I release a few massive thick poos out of my bottom poo hole. It's begins to smell terrible but what the heck? If Dora the Explorer said it's a natural fertiliser then I believe her. Woo! Never knew I could squat quite well. Still pretty 100% amazingly impressive. Once I done weeing and pooing I wipe my bottom with some flushable wipes I keep in my pocket. Then I stand up and pull up my shorts. And I suppose I should get going. Until then everyone bye bye now!Beth
To Coda
I think the reason there are more poo accident stories than pee accident stories on here is specifically because pee accidents are more common. Being more common makes them less remarkable, less traumatic, and people are therefore less likely to want to run to an anonymous online forum to report about them. I've peed myself a few times in my life, but the accidents where I've pooed myself are the ones that really stick in my mind.Jessica W
Bit constipated
Jessee here. I haven't managed to go all day but I believe I may have to soon before going to bed, since I do feel some pressure in my bottom. I do hope it works.
G'day and good pooing
Bianca
Went Alot
I pooped lots today. It was almost runny sometimes. My latest poop contribution was a bit more smelly. Nothing super interesting about my poop today. I have been dreaming about poop again. Not much happens. It is mostly about feeling gassy, and exploding out lots of poop. Toilet visits are fun to dream about when they don't make you go. Maybe when winter comes, I'll dream of a bathroom with an exhaust vent as I fall asleep to the sound of my tower heater. Bye.Dan H
To Jenny SIS
Hi Jenny I loved your story about going to the gym and the events that you witnessed there. Looking forward to hearing more stories! Out of curiosity: given the number of ladies that move their bowels after moving their bodies, did you ever see some unflushed loads?Catherine
Responses
Hi Toiletstool!
First, I had a really good poop yesterday...only it happened at church. I attend our town's First United Methodist Church and have done so ever since moving back to town. We have older facilities and restroom time between Sunday School and worship can get pretty crowded.
Alan and I ran a little late that morning as we stayed up watching a football game and then we were so excited that we did what couples do and even then did not fall asleep until after 1:00 PM. So we slept in and rushed to get ready. So, I did not have time to poop. During Sunday School, my stomach started to rumble a little and then I got that heavy feeling. I did not want to be rude so I waited until the Bible study was over and went into the restroom. It had three stalls behind an inside door, and a separate sink by the outside door. When I got in the restroom it was full but fortunately everyone was peeing. I sometimes will take a pee break before worship, but I rarely have to poop. The stall nearest the door came open first and I had hoped for the one the furthest away, but this would have to do.
I sat down and just tried to relax. I sprayed the bowl with some "Before You Go" toilet spray and it made the restroom smell like lavender vanilla! The poop domed and slowly slithered out. The spray kept the bathroom from smelling. I mean I am sure that everyone knew that I was pooping but at least it did not smell. It was long, thick, and smooth. Two wipes yielded clean paper and I was ready for church!
Coda: I see your point but I have only had spurts of pee, never a full blown accident unless it has been a part of the poop accidents I've had.
Jessica W: I hope that all is well in Australia. Is it close to summer yet? I hope that you were able to poop and that it was satisfying. It's amazing how much a small child can do!
Jenny SIS: Yes, I am taller than Alan by three inches. He said that he had a crush on me in High School but couldn't get up the nerve to ask me out. His ex was petite. Don't let your husband give you a hard time! He is a lucky man! I'm sorry your poop was so sticky. Those are the worst!
Love to all!
Catherine!
Annie
Soft, easy though messy poop after breakfast
Woke up this morning around 8 or 8:15 AM, grabbed the Walmart bag (remember it's easier for me to carry everything like toilet paper, pen, notebook, etc in it), grabbed my water jar and toothbrush and toothpaste, grabbed a pad (ugh), took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, went out of my room, went to the washroom, changed my pad, put it into my pocket, brushed my teeth, went upstairs and was pleasantly surprised to see that my caregiver was up making and preparing my breakfast with coffee. I said good morning to her, she said good morning, told me to sit down and she served breakfast (???? egg, tomato and lettuce sandwich, banana and a small cup of coffee). Ate slowly enjoying everything while listening to her and occasionally saying something. Also enjoyed my coffee. There was another bigger mug of coffee too but she said to have that a bit later to avoid raising my blood pressure too much. After breakfast at 9 AM I took my medications, thanked my caregiver again, grabbed my Walmart bag, grabbed my water jar and went downstairs to my room. Soon after I took my flip flops off I felt the urge for a poop so I grabbed my Walmart bag, checked inside it to make sure I had enough toilet paper (yup), went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, walked outside my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, walked in and closed the door. Walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and black underwear down and sat on the toilet. Peed first then pushed out a soft (not constipated) poop, one long easy to push out poop. I think the coffee helped move things along. Much better than being constipated. My body is slowly getting rid of this crap. I made sure that I was done then I reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll back into the Walmart bag, put the bag on the floor and started wiping. Wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt. Yuck. It was a mix of blood and poop. Once I was clean I put the messy toilet paper into the toilet between my legs, stood up, pulled my black boy shorts underwear and black sweatpants up, turned around and looked in the toilet. There was a long soft poop in the toilet taking up a lot of the hole in the toilet. Damn. I can see why I have felt uncomfortable and full despite pooping lately. Flushed the toilet and it went down no problem. Washed my hands at the sink, turned off the tap, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, opened the washroom door, turned off the light and left the washroom walking to my room. Turned on the light, opened the door, took the flip flops off first, walked into my room, put on the flip flops in here, came to the bed, sat down and have been writing this for a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and will have a good weekend (it's Saturday here).
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie