Jessica
Answers to questions
Hi,
Not sure what your name is but I'm here to answer your questions :)
1. If your mom would have been with you at the arena what would she have said when you excused yourself for the big crap?
My mom would have no problem with me using the washroom for a big crap, but when I was younger she would definitely remind me to line the toilet seat before using it. Now that I am older she doesn't mention anything as she knows I poop a lot and often in public when we're together.
2. What you you have done if all the toilets were occupied and there was a line for each?
I probably would have waited as I definitely wouldn't feel good watching the game with an upset stomach. If anything I would have politely asked to use the washroom first as I was very desperate at the time.
3. Do you have a lot of experience pooping in large arena bathrooms?
Please explain.
Not particularly, I only go to the arenas for sports events which would only be a few times a year. Other than that I don't poop in large arenas often. But I will admit I do end up having to poop at almost every sports event due to the beers.
4. What do you do if you sit for a crap and then find there is no TP on the roll?
Not sure if you read my previous post but I actually prefer not to wipe in public when they do not provide soft toilet paper. The harsh paper often hurts my butthole, which is why I usually try to spread my but checks so that my butt stays clean after a poop. If it is sloppy or diarrhea I will wipe.
5. How did you learn about the spreading-your-butt cheeks with your hand procedure?
I started to do this during college as I found myself having a lot of skid marks in my underwear, even when my poops are solid. I usually produce very wide turds and they often take multiple wipes. However, ever since I started to spread my butt I haven't had any skid marks even in public when I do not wipe. You should totally try not wiping if you don't need to! I also love bidets cause they make you feel extremely clean without having to wipe :)
Thanks for reading!
ECG
Weekend with Diane, part 1
A few years ago, I went to stay with my friend Diane for a weekend. We hadn't seen each other in a few years, so I was very excited to visit. However there were a few things I was nervous about, and one of them was what the toilet situation would be like while I was there. Because of that, I made sure to go to the toilet and have a poo at home before heading to catch the train. It was a single long log that came out without effort, which was enough for me to wonder if I might be able to avoid going again while I was away. I travelled on a Friday, arriving to meet Diane after she finished at work, and we had a great time catching up over dinner and attending the concert we had tickets for.
The next day, Diane had some errands to run in the morning, one of which was visiting a relative at the hospital to drop some things off. While we were there, Diane asked if she could use the toilet on the ward, but was told that it was for patient use only. As we were leaving, we found other toilets that visitors could use in the hospital lobby and we both went in to our respective ones at the same time. I had a pee in the Men's room that lasted about a minute or so, washed my hands and came out, hoping that I hadn't kept Diane waiting, but she wasn't done yet. There was plenty of activity in the Women's room, with people going in and coming out. At first, I didn't recognise the people that were coming out - they must have been in there already, or gone in while I was peeing. After a few minutes, people were coming out that I had seen entering. Diane finally came out 10-15 minutes later and we left to carry on with our day. In retrospect, she probably had a poo between the time she was in there and asking for the toilet earlier, but that didn't occur to me at the time as I was getting hungry and thinking more about that. Diane had brought a packed lunch with her, but I lacked such foresight!
We had a picnic (after I'd bought sandwiches at the hospital shop!) and a long woodland walk in the afternoon, and went back to her house in the evening, where we watched a film. Halfway through, Diane paused the film and we talked about it a bit before she excused herself to the toilet. The toilet was next to the lounge, in a small narrow room just for it, with a larger bathroom containing a sink and shower next door. From the lounge, I could hear her pull her trousers down and sit down, then she started peeing forcefully. I could hear it hitting the front of the toilet and thought to myself that she must have been bursting! Once her pee was finished, I then heard a loud fart. This was very shocking to me, as this was the first time I had ever heard her fart, and when there wasn't any further sound or movement, I realised she was having a poo. Out of curiosity, I moved to the end of the lounge closer to the toilet. I was briefly tempted to ask her if she was having a poo, but decided against it in case I embarrassed her, and soon moved back away again to try and give her some privacy, for what it was worth under the circumstances. I didn't hear anything else until about 5 minutes later, when Diane was finished, and I heard her pulling toilet paper, getting up from the toilet, pulling her trousers up and flushing. The toilet seat came up with her a bit, as I heard it fall back down again with a bang. This was a surprise to me too, as she wasn't overweight in the slightest. I stayed in the lounge a little longer before going to the bathroom, where Diane was just finishing washing her hands. When she was ready, we continued the film.
This has gotten long, so I'll save the rest for part 2.
BB
Another episode of the germophobic GF
So we met again yesterday.
We hang out in my living room, ate some snacks, drank beer and watched movies.
Suddenly she said that she needs to use the bathroom, stood up and entered the room from the corridor.
As usual, after a minute I could hear her pee torrent hitting hard the water at the toilet bowl.
I thought that she was done and kept on watching TV... but she wasn't yet back.
I went to my bedroom where the other door to the bathroom was partially opened.
Again she was standing by the toilet, as slight bend at her knees, sticking her ass to the back.
It seems like that she was seriously constipated.
She was straining to push her poop out.
Each time she pushed, she sighed quietly, and dribbled some drops of pee on the toilet sit's rim.
She stood like that about 5 minutes, and suddenly her ass started shooting hard poop balls into the toilet. Each ball dark brown and a bit bigger than a golf ball. I counted 8 balls that rapidly plopped into the toileted water, making a loud splash sound. The a short turd head appeared at her butt and got stuck there.
She tried to push it out and each time it got sucked back a little bit in. After several attempts she managed she put her hands on her lap, gave it a final push and it fell into the water.
This was just in time to leave the scene and go back to the living room, letting her to wipe and clean up the mess..
The whole episode took about 20min.. amazing.
Jessica W
To Elvia and Not weird, just autistic
Was it urgent in your case? When something like that is the case -I too have two sons - I wait tail I'm home.
My younger son Colin has Autism too BTW, but so far (he is 6 1/2) the restrictions he had weren'z great. Just normal.
G'day
JesseeBianca
Hey Emma2
Hi Emma. How about the next time you need to go, you could share the toilet with Sarah? Sorry you pooped yourself! I had diarrhea today, I'm glad I made it. Hope all goes well for you. I even farted with someone else in the restroom. Bye.Kimberly C.H
Update Deuce
Great responses from everyone yet again
Haven't got another survey (as of now) but i have something brief:
Whats your best/most interesting story or experience involving skidmarks
Radu
Big poo
I've been eating a lot of fiber lately and I had a really big, solid poop today. It was about 1.5 inches thick and about 5 inches long. What do you think about it? How does it compare to your poops?Nobody
Cathrine; Jessica
Sorry to hear about the situation, Cathrine. There isn't a whole lot I can say here, given the circumstances. I hope that when the time comes, everyone can be ready (or as ready as a person can be). I'll miss your posts UnU
Jessica asks about not wiping after going? Well, up until my early teens, I never wiped. Well, let's say between ages 7 and, idk, 14? Don't remember why. I just remember that I started wiping after getting a little more exploratory with my interests……yeah, that's a good wording for it…
MJD
To Leah
Christmas Eve sounds like a nightmare - Im guessing the poo was rock hard to as well when it was stretching your bum? I that feeling of knowing there is a big poo up there and it won't come out. Luckily you were at home to push grunt and strain as much as you needed to.
Have you had any big ordeals lately?
Have you ever had a time when you've in a public place and you know you would need to push and grunt, you know people would hear you but you have to get it out?
Do you prefer having diarrhoea type poos or more constipated type ones?
You are welcome :)
To Jessica
Jessica I loved your story about pooping in fort court restroom at the mall!! Sounds like u dropped a huge load lol I've never took a toilet selfie but I text when I'm on the toilet. My mom texts me when she's on the toilet sometimes! She texted me once & told me that she clogged the toilet & that the turd she dropped was huge! lol me & her very open about peeing & pooping lol are u & your mom open about peeing & pooping? Looking forward to hearing back from u!
AustinLeah
Reply to laura
jessica:
I remember having a poo in a portaloo years ago and there was no loo paper so I took off my thong and wiped my bum as best as I could, I was wearing a skirt so it was an easy slide off. I carefully placed the thong in my handbag until I could bin them.
Laura:
I would like to think that was just a one-off thing I'm like you, i take no longer than 20 minutes to poo normally but this poo was getting bigger and bigger, it was extremely awkward and hard.
After about a minute a few tiny poos plopped into the bowl, and that was it for the best part of 50 minutes, I felt like I was giving birth and yeah, it was just the one big poo, I think there was one smaller one after, it was such a relief!
The problem is that my loo clogs easily, I won't risk lining the bottom of the bowl with paper, with a big poo I know it will clog, and it was sticking out above the water line.
It is annoying having to plunge but it's good to see it finally go
Response to Jessica's poop/wipe question
Have you ever not wiped after taking a poop?
At home and at my father's apartment, I will always wipe after pooping. I also do something--my boyfriend says I overreact--that most of my friends don't. After the first part of my poop, I always stand and immediately flush. Then I sit and wipe. Nothing works better in keeping the bathroom smell down than frequent, immediate flushes. My dad teases me about running up his water bill. Let me tell you, though, he knows the alternative!
At my high school, I either take my daily crap during homeroom passing period or immediately after school. I rarely have wiping time during the four-minute passing period so I don't even try to wipe. I will save that for lunch hour when I take my pee. It probably not the best situation, and my mom and I have argued over it, but it keeps me at home on Saturdays rather than in detention. Also at open house night, I took mom into one of the bathrooms and showed her those dumb cut-off toilet paper squares that our school system buys for toilet paper. One of my friends when she's crapping reaches for a toilet seat tissue, will pull it off, and tears it into what she says is the "best" toilet paper. She swears she has clean underwear. Otherwise, if a cubicle has a seat cover left when I get ready to use the toilet, I still refuse to deal with it. Skin -on-seat works fine or me and it saves time.
A question for any babysitters:
How much do you emphasize effective wiping by the kids? Have you ever critiqued or checked it? How effective was it?
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
Emma two
Accident while waiting for the bathroom
I woke up this morning with a desperate need to have a poo. I hadn't been for about three days and I got out of bed and ran to the bathroom holding my bottom trying my best not to poo myself. Unfortunately Sarah was on the toilet and the door was open as we never close it unless we have company. I asked her to hurry up as I was going to poo myself but Sarah apologised and said she couldn't get off the toilet right now because her poo was still coming out. The picture of that in my head made me want to go even more and I felt my bowels push against my will. I tried to stop it but it was such a relief I couldn't (or didn't want to) and I just let it all out into my knickers. Sarah saw what was happening and she apologised for keeping me waiting but I didn't care to be honest as it was worth it for the relief of it. When Sarah finished on the toilet she wiped herself clean and I took my pyjamas off and tipped the poo out of my knickers into the toilet and flushed it. I then took a long hot shower to clean myself up and got dressed feeling so much better in spite of having to do it in my knickers.Just Another Girl
My daughter (age 10) and I were tidying up her room a few days ago. I was sorting and re-folding the clothes in her cupboard, and she was packing things into her chest of drawers.
I wasn't paying much attention to her until I suddenly heard her say "ooops...sorry," under her breath. I turned to her and asked her what the matter was. She hesitated for a moment before she said "I just farted, and it stinks." Her big brown eyes were wide and she looked slightly embarrassed. I quickly noticed it too - and as she'd said, it smelled horrible. But I knew better than to point it out to her. Instead, I smiled at her and responded, "It's okay. It's normal and everyone does it. I do it; your brothers do it. It happens to all of us." She nodded, seeming reassured.
Over the next half an hour, it happened several more times. Eventually I spoke up again. "It's been a few hours since you had lunch - do you think you need to go to the bathroom?" She shrugged her shoulders."I think that could be a good idea. Try and see if you need to, and I'll wait right here for you. Take as long as you need."
She left, and I heard the bathroom door close. Several minutes later, I heard the toilet flush, followed by the sound of her washing her hands. When she returned, she looked a lot happier. "I made poo and I feel much better now. Thank you for waiting for me. I love you," she said.
I hugged her and told her that there is no shame in what our bodies do naturally. That's what I am striving to teach all of my children, because it's a principle that I have lived by for many years now.
PS. I know that I have not posted here in months...but I'm hoping to start becoming a regular again!
Jessica
Replies and question
Hi,
Kimberly C.H Survey II: Not sure what your name is, but yes I do take photos of myself on the toilet often, especially when I have to poop and I'm out with friends. I've never taken a photo of the actual poop in the toilet, but toilet selfies are definitely common for me. OMG that sounds horrible, I can't imagine having to show my mom my toilet selfies. On a side note, my mom has also told me to line the toilet seat with paper whenever I'm in public and have been doing it all my life. However, I do admit that sometimes the toilet paper does stick to my butt and several times I've had it hanging out of my pants in the past. I always make sure to check now tho :)
Austin: Glad you enjoyed my story! My most memorable public poop experience was when I had a buddy dump in a public restroom. I'm not poop shy and when I have to go I just have to go. I was at the mall shopping all day and after having some Chinese food at the food court my stomach started to hurt. I was in the changing room trying on some tops when my stomach started to gurgle and the pain was becoming unbearable. I quickly left the store without trying on all my clothes and headed into one of the big department stores hoping that there would be no one else in the washroom and I would have some alone time. When I entered the washroom there were only two stalls and luckily no one else was here. I put all my bags down, put the toilet seat cover over the seat, and sat down. The greasy food court food definitely upset my stomach and it didn't take long before I started having diarrhea. The first wave lasted only 30 seconds, and as I was preparing for the second wave I heard the washroom door open and someone rushed into the stall next to me and instantly let out a loud wet fart with a moan. It sounded like she made it to the toilet just in time. As the room went silent I started my second wave of liquid poop. A bunch of poop shot out of my butt for about a minute. In the middle of all that I could hear my neighbour having her own case of diarrhea. The smell in the washroom was disgusting but neither of us seemed to be slowing down. This lasted for about 10 minutes. I didn't have much toilet paper in my stall, but tried my best to wipe as clean as possible. It definitely wasn't totally clean but I was too embarrassed to ask the other girl for some toilet paper. I pulled up my underwear and pants and excited the washroom as the other girl continued to have diarrhea. However, just after two minutes my stomach started to hurt again and I made my way back to the washroom. As I was about to enter I saw someone exit the washroom, which must have been the other girl. The washroom wreaked when I entered, but I couldn't care less as I immediately took the other stall since I had used up all the toilet paper previously. The girls toilet bowl was filled with brown streaks and splatters of poop. I sat down and let out a bunch of sloppy poop. This time it only lasted for 5 minutes and when I was done I was absolutely shocked to find that her stall also had no toilet paper. I wonder if she had used it all or if it had already been empty. Either way, she was definitely walking around with a dirty hole. Anyways, I jiggled my butt a few times hopping to get most of the poop off and put my underwear and pants over my dirty butt. I ended up shopping for some new underwear that day lol. Hope you enjoyed my story Austin!
Question for everyone: have you ever not wiped after taking a poop? This may sound a bit weird but sometimes if I poop in public I prefer not to wipe if the toilet paper isn't soft as it hurts my butthole. If it is a solid poop I'll often just spread my cheeks while pooping and leave without wiping. But if it is a bit more wet I definitely wipe.Not weird, just autistic
Thank you for your reply Trekkie. It's always nice to meet others who are neurodivergent and share an understanding of what things can be like for us. Navigating the world as a neurodivergent definitely brings its share of challenges, but I've also learned a lot about myself along the way.
I also have ADHD, & the combination of autism and ADHD can create some unique situations. For instance, when I'm hyperfocused on something, I often wait until the very last minute to address bodily needs like going to the bathroom (if i actually notice them in the first place). I'll be so deeply absorbed in whatever I'm doing that it's almost like I don't notice the need building until it's extremely urgent. This can lead to a frantic dash to the bathroom, sometimes not quite making it in time. It's frustrating and embarrassing, but it's something I've grown to work around as best as I can.
Shutdowns, however, are a different experience altogether. They usually happen after periods of prolonged stress or overwhelming fatigue, and during these times, I often regress and become non-verbal. My senses become overly sensitive, and it feels like I just can't process any input, including acting upon bodily functions. At these moments, I'll put on a nappy, curl up with a big bear or something comforting, and lay on my bed sucking my thumb to try and calm myself.
During a shutdown, I sometimes feel the need to go, but instead of getting up and using the toilet, I'll just relax and let nature take its course. I often find it soothing to let go-it feels like I've returned to a simpler time with no responsibilities, and for a brief while, the weight of the world is lifted. It's an experience that's hard to explain but is tied to a deep sense of comfort and calm that I don't find elsewhere.
Having a supportive and understanding family has made a huge difference. For instance, my mum has always been incredibly patient with me, even in moments of difficulty. Knowing I can rely on that kind of unconditional support has helped me approach these challenges with more resilience and self-compassion.
I've had quite a few memorable experiences related to interoception, often not noticing it until its critical or too late.
It's reassuring to hear from someone who understands the nuances of living with autism, ADHD, or both. I'm grateful to connect with others like you who get it.
Postman
Great one today
Good morning all!
Had one of my better BM's in awhile about an hour ago. I was having my coffee, playing a game on my phone, when that familiar heavy feeling suddenly appeared. I finished my coffee and because I knew it was going to be a long one, I grabbed a magazine and headed to the bathroom.
Once seated, I peed, let out a few farts, and settled in to do some reading. After a few minutes, my anus opened up, and with just a slight push, the turd began sliding out.
I took my time, continued reading, and let nature take it's course. Soon the log tapered off and slid out, landing with a soft plop. I was comfortable, so I finished reading my article, then I wiped. Once I stood up, I was pleased to see a long smooth log, coming out of the pipe and sticking slightly out of the water. I'd say around 18" long.
I was so proud I snapped a picture before I flushed.
Happy pooping to all of you!
Annie
To Catherine and semi-solid poop after lunch
To Catherine I do write here often (not as often as in my 20s and early 30s. I'm now 38) but I do write here (mostly lurk) at times now.
I was (and still am somewhat) constipated but I had a good breakfast cooked by my longtime friend who is being my caregiver until I get housing (she made a homemade soup with leafy green vegetables. She asked me to eat that first). It had tomatoes and tofu in it. After that I ate a sunny side up egg, toast with margarine and kiwi on top, coffee and hot water. At lunch a while ago I had an apple, a banana, about 8 crackers with jam and sliced cheese on it and warm water. She asked if it was enough and I said yes with a thumbs up. Since I already had a coffee at breakfast I left the last of the coffee in the coffee pot for her. I thanked her, grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, grabbed my water jug and jar, filled them and carefully went downstairs. I had the urge to poop so I opened my bedroom door, put the water jug on the paper bag on the floor, put the water jar on my desk, walked out of my room, closed the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom, turned on the light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my black sweatpants and dark underwear (on my period remember) down and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and peed first. It sounded like a stream. Finally after about 30 seconds I was done. Pushed and a semi-solid poop that seemed to keep coming came out and laid in the toilet. I wasn't 100% empty but nothing else wanted out. Pushed back my sweater sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the roll of toilet paper back into the Walmart bag, put it on the floor then finally started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then leaned forward slightly and wiped my butt really well since it was really messy. I wiped until the toilet paper was clean. Put the toilet paper into the toilet, stood up, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow there was a long semi-solid poop in the toilet, probably about 2 or 2 1/2 feet long. Damn. Flushed the toilet and it went down and so did the water level a little. Flushed the toilet again to be sure that it was okay. Yup. Grabbed my Walmart bag, washed my hands, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, walked across the hall (literally a few steps) to my room, took my flip flops off, turned on the light, opened the door, walked into my room, put the pink flip flops on in here, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here and have been sitting here for the last while writing this while listening to music and drinking warm water. How are you all?
Happy peeing and pooping!
Annie
Leah
Thanks again MJD for taking an interest in my stories, I appreciate it and I like this website, I can talk about my bathroom habits in a way that is like revealing my secrets without feeling embarrassed or humiliated. So thank you!
I don't think/trying to remember because sometimes I forget, I don't usually go a whole two days without going to the loo, but I'm busy at work and home so It's easier to forget, Xmas eve was on a tuesday which means I must have had a poo sometime at the weekend prior.
I just remember my stomach churning on my way home from work and being constipated when I got home and I got a bit emotional from the ordeal
You are right, immediately after I got my trousers down and sat my bum down I farted and a tiny poo shot out with a small plop in the bowl, and then the massive poo started to come out but got stuck, I don't think I pushed to get that out, I got cheesed off and started to push and struggle then realised it wasn't moving, so I was sat reading my magazine with a poo hanging out my bum, and boy it was very painful holding it there as it grew bigger and bigger.
With my head resting in my hand I wondered how long I would be sat there for, thank goodness it wasn't a public loo with people annoying me, I though it would have to come out eventually and it did, I was gently pushing, although the grunting got quite vocal and my phone was pinging, I refuse to use it on the loo.
I believe that is the worst constipation I have ever had, very unusual.
All the food I ate on Xmas day hit me on boxing day, I had sharp stomach cramps and had to run for the ladies, the poo was very mushy and runny and splattered inside the bowl, I pushed after the main load came out and a few more farts and plops trickled out, my bum was very mushy and my finger went through the paper, covering my finger in poo, but the main loo door was open so it was very loud anyway
I get diarrhea so I must be using too much laxative, I'm still experimenting but the laxative has worn off and I am back to plopping again now. Still trying to find what works.
Let me know if you want to know anything.Elvia
Trying to poop fast at the doctor's office
My youngest (he's 7 now!) became really sick recently. It always happens when the seasons change. Fever, sniffles, all the worst things. I scheduled an early morning doctors appointment for him.
When he were leaving the office I had to go. The bathrooms were single person. My son felt so unwell though he kept insisting on sitting down on the bathroom floor to wait for me. There were no chairs and the sink wasn't wide enough or had a counter to sit him on. The best I could do was put my coat on the floor for him to sit on and try and finish as fast as I could. I made sure to wash it when we got home. He's starting to get better thank goodness!
Questions for Jessica
1. If your mom would have been with you at the arena what would she have said when you excused yourself for the big crap?
2. What you you have done if all the toilets were occupied and there was a line for each?
3. Do you have a lot of experience pooping in large arena bathrooms?
Please explain.
4. What do you do if you sit for a crap and then find there is no TP on the roll?
5. How did you learn about the spreading-your-butt cheeks with your hand procedure?
Thanks, can't wait until your next story!
Nobody
Survey
I forgot about this survey having been posted, so I'll answer it now
1. Have you sharted/most most memorable "don't trust a fart" moment?
I've had several moments where I'd start trying to push out a fart and realize just in time that there was more than gas wanting out. With that said, I did have a moment once that I may or may not have shared already. I was sitting at the computer and let out a fart that seemed normal. A few minutes pass and I moved slightly and I felt something weird against my butt. I reached down and felt a decent sized wet spot. Nothing major, but I definitely could now officially say that I had sharted.
2. Most unpleasant poo experience?
I wrote previously about a time when I had surgery and it led to me having bowel issues for a couple of months. My official answer is that I'm throwing that entire timeframe into "one experience." If I had to choose a specific moment, though, it was when a pooped liquid into my pants in high school (this was during the aforementioned timeframe).
3. Memorable poo experience with a loved one / partner?
Not applicable, but I will tell a story that's related. When I was in kindergarten, my elementary school held this auction/sale event..thing. I don't remember much about it, but I remember getting a few things. My mom had to go to the restroom at one point. She didn't say #1 or #2, but in retrospect, it was #2. Little 6-year-old me got bored (excited?) and I wanted to play with one of the prizes or whatever that I had gotten, so I just trotted into the restroom to ask her to let me play with it. Two girls walked in and saw me and one of them said something like "oh my god, there's a boy in here" and then they left. I think they went to tell the principal? It was only a minute or two after that that my mom finished and we left to do more things
4. Have you ever pooped in anything that wasn't a toilet?
Also besides my pants? I haven't pooped *in* something. I once was at a park/lake/forest and got the urge to poop. I was told to just go somewhere I couldn't be seen and drop my load on the ground. I didn't think like to step off into the trees, so my dumb self dropped it in the middle of the walking path (yes, I do regret that lmao). I've also sat on logs to drop logs a few times, but I was at home, so, yeah.
Emma two
Sarah's story
I was chatting with my flat mate Sarah about embarrassing things that have happened to us in the past and we got round to the subject of being desperate for the toilet. She told me a story about an incident when she was 14. She said she was out shopping with her mother and she was desperate for a poo. She whispered to her mother about it and her mother asked her if she could wait until they got home as she didn't want her daughter having a number two in a public toilet. Sarah wasn't particularly keen on it but she was desperate and she told her mother she was too desperate to wait and she was going to poo herself if she didn't go now. A boy about her age must have heard what she said and he looked at her. Sarah said she was so embarrassed especially when her mother told her she could go to the toilet as she didn't want her to poo herself. Sarah told me how she had to speed walk to the toilets without making it obvious she was desperate but she didn't make a very good job of it. She told me she made it to the toilets just in time and there was one cubicle available so she ran in and slammed the door shut and locked it. She told me how she pulled her skirt up and she pulled her knickers down as her poo was coming out. She threw herself onto the toilet getting some of it on the back of the seat and relaxed. She said she had the most amazing intense relief of her life in more ways than one! She said the cleaning up was a bit messy especially as she had to wipe the poo off the toilet seat as well as her bottom but it was worth it.Anna Beth
It Was the Best of Dumps, It was the Worst of Dumps
I took a dump today at a friend's apartment. It was just a little while ago. We had a wonderful meal, a little wine, hysterical laughter, and great conversation. Before I had planned to leave, there was a knock at my back door. I wanted this one to wait until I got home. It did not want to wait.
So I went to the bathroom and did a really long, thick turd. It was nearly perfect. It only took a few wipes to get clean. Then I flushed. And I flushed again. The tank had no water in it to flush the toilet. I had to tell my friend. She said that she would call maintenance in the morning. She had two bathrooms.
When I got home she texted me and said that was the biggest poop she had ever seen! I blushed. I said, "thanks!"
And then I thought how weird I was to think she was paying me a compliment. I called her and we had a good laugh.
Laura
To leah
Wow that sounds a big poo on Christmas Eve
I'm glad you finally managed to go after waiting all that time for it to drop
I can't say myself I have ever sat on the loo that long probably 20 minutes maximum with a big awkward poo
Did it just come out in one solid log apart from the smaller bits that break off at the start?
I bet you were relieved when it finally plunged in the water wetting your bum this usually happens to me when i drop a big heavy log I don't know about you but it doesn't bother me tbh and is just part of the experience I hear some people put tissue in the bowl to prevent this
I myself haven't really clogged a loo in years usually a couple of flushes if it's a big log as I have done them an inch or so above water line so I guess yours might been like thatLena S.
Pooped my pants again :(
Hi everyone, thanks for all the great stories lately.
Shayna: Hope you're feeling better, sounds like you really had to go in the gas station. I love your stories!
Colm: Sorry to hear about Kara's accident, I'm glad it at least happened in front of a close friend and you were able to help her through it. I've pooped my pants more often than I'm proud to admit and sometimes it's just so mortifying. Thank you for helping her!!
Anna Beth: Welcome! I loved your stories, I love the feeling of a huge dump too!
Heather: Sorry to hear about your accident, I hope you're feeling better.
Catherine: I love your posts and how friendly you are to everyone!
Yesterday I had a bad accident on the way home from work. I don't have the best luck or bowel control, and I've come very close but haven't full blown pooped my pants since last year in the car with my ex boyfriend (see page 3066.) I was leaving work and felt a rumble in my stomach as I walked out of the office. I farted silently and it went away enough to where I wasn't worried, and I got in my car and started the drive home. I have to head across town and I live in a village in upstate New York, about 20 minutes out of the town I work in.
Traffic seemed busier than usual when I left work, and my stomach started to hurt again. I got to a red light that seemed to take forever, and I bore down and pushed out a loud, long fart, but I got more than I asked for. As soon as the fart ended I could feel hot wet poop in the seat of my panties, and my stomach started to cramp up badly. I was still stopped at the light when I lost all control, I leaned forward involuntarily and warm, wet poop started to crackle and pop out into my pants, I felt it spill out of the back and squish against my soft dark work pants. It probably only took seconds but it felt like slow motion. The poop slowed down as the light turned green and I had no choice but to keep driving. It smelled so bad I can't even describe it, and I cramped up again and farted into the mess, it was so disgusting! I couldn't believe I pooped my pants again at 25, but I was glad I took such a nasty dump alone. I eventually made it home and into the bathroom, feeling the poop squish as I walked. Once I saw myself in the mirror there was no mistaking it, there was a huge brown stain and squished bulge across my butt. When I pulled my pants down it was just everywhere, all over my cheeks and it started to go up around my crotch. I gingerly wiped most of it off with a pack of wipes I had under the counter for "just in case" moments like this, and then took a long, hot shower and cleaned the rest off. I felt so disgusting and embarrassed of myself, that I didn't have better control at 25 years old, but it was really relieving to let it go. I ended up just throwing the pants and panties away. Hopefully this doesn't happen again.
Hope you all enjoyed, I'll be back soon!
Anna from Austria
bus ride home with shitty panties (literally)
Hi there here is my latest story.
Last monday my biorythm was a bit off track. Mormally I need to go number 2 1 or 2 ours after my breakfast and morning coffee and them sometimes after lunch again. This time nothing happend until the later afternoon. I had to right after writing the last report of the day. So I locked my office and headed to the toilets in the lobby. I had to so bad that I had no time to think about the toilet paper situation.
I entered the ladies and took the nearest stall to the door. Locked the door, pulled down my pants and panties and sat on the toilet. Then I did a huge fart and with litte effort I did massive soft log. Then I peed, and some more logs made their ways out of my butt. The stall was filled with a massive poop stench by now. Then I wanted to grab some paper and there was not any. I flushed my toilet and checked the other s stalls with my pants down. No luck either. Even the paper towels at the sinks were gone. I then had no choice to go home with my dirty butt. To make things were I decided to take the bus that day and not my car.
I had to take a bus ride home with a dirty butt. It felt weird but luckily nobody seemed to notice. I also could not perceive smell any smell. Also the people around me acted normal.
In retro perspective a little miracle. When I checked my panties at home the whole backside of my pants was smeared with poo. Much more worse than the skidmarks I had in the past. I had to throw the panties in the dust bin and then I took a long shower.
that is my story for today.
Greetings from Austria
AnnaNytecat
Reply to Denise and a short survey
Hey, it's me again! I haven't posted for a bit so I wanted to wish everyone a slightly belated happy New Year. Now on to business.
Denise, considering your history, I'm proud of you for going accident free for eight years. I thought it was something that you still dealt with from time to time. But I'm glad it looks like you finally put it behind you.
And here's answers to a short questionnaire that's been going around lately
1. Have you sharted/most most memorable "don't trust a fart" moment: Only three times that I can remember. The first occasion caught me by surprise as it never happened before. Recently it happened a couple more times. The last two were teeny rabbit pellets that managed to sneak out.
2. Most unpleasant poo experience? There's no single experience I could call the most unpleasant. I guess it's those times I need to poop in the worst way but it doesn't want to budge? I don't get constipated very often. And thankfully it doesn't last. But when it happens, it's not fun at all. And it also goes without saying that accidents are, on the whole, not pleasant.
3. Memorable poo experience with a loved one / partner: Nothing really. I've been in relationships but there's really no shared toilet experience to speak of. Not even brushing my teeth while the other was on the toilet or vice versa. Maybe if we stayed together longer something interesting would have eventually happened.
4. Have you ever pooped in anything that wasn't a toilet ? I had to poop in the woods once during a camping trip in the boy scouts. That's pretty much it.
Answering Kimberly CH 2nd Survey Questionare
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and I'm here to answer Kimberly CH 2nd Survey. So let's get started
Have you sharted/most most memorable "don't trust a fart" moment?
When I accidentally tooted in a crowded restroom at Comic Con with lots of full stalls I was sitting there going poo and pee until "TOOT!!" Escaped out of my bottom buns. I dressed up as Anya Taylor Joy the actress whom voices me in the Super Mario Brothers Movie.
Most unpleasant poo experience?
When I get a annal fissure those are so incredibly disgusting especially when you wipe and see blood on the toilet paper yuck!
Memorable poo experience with a loved one / partner?
I never evee had one before I don't dream of having one with my boyfriend Super Mario Mario
Have you ever pooped in anything that wasn't a toilet?
Lots of places! Bushes, a tree stump, a cinder block, a plastic potty, porta potty, a outhouse, a loaded restroom with lots of stalls, even sometimes in bed but don't tell anyone I do so OK?
OK that's all for today. Bye bye now!