Denise
To not weird, just autistic,
Thank you for sharing your experiences! It's wonderful and a relief to connect with other neurodivergent people here and see similar stories being shared. I've written a fair few stories about accidents I've had due to my ADHD on this site. Like you, I can get hyperfocused on something and not realize I have to go until it's too late. I also sometimes struggle with interoception. There's been times when I've either barely made it or had an accident when I can look back and realize, yes I was feeling vaguely uncomfortable and shifting or fidgeting around but it just didn't break through my conscious thought enough to tell me, 'you need the bathroom'. I have not been diagnosed with autism, but I've noticed as you describe, when I am feeling overwhelmed it can add to my struggle of just going. Sometimes I can find the bathroom an overwhelming sensory experience, it's hard to describe. I've also learned a lot of techniques to manage this, and medication has been a huge help so I've been accident free for many years now - not without a few close calls though! I would love to hear more from you about how you handle things, or more info on how your autism and ADHD affect your life and bathroom experiences. I'll keep sharing mine too!
Natasha
Poo at work and bathroom experience on a date
Hi all. I've got one main story and a short funny incident to share this time. Yesterday I felt a minor urge to poo while on the way to work, so I knew the loo would be my first stop when I arrived. Our lab does have a single person loo, but it has very poor ventilation. We found out the hard way that if someone does a smelly poo, it will stink up the place for a good while afterwards, so we only use it if we need a wee.
I got to work, dropped off my belongings, then went out to the main science building and headed off to the toilets. I think a class period might have finished right around that time, as all four cubicles were taken and I could hear and smell that all four ladies were pooing. I was starting to have to go pretty bad myself so I hoped someone would finish soon.
Luckily I only had to wait a few minutes before I heard someone start rolling off loo roll. She flushed and exited the cubicle and I took her place. She looked quite embarrassed, and when I got in the cubicle I saw why - she'd left behind a bunch of marks all over the toilet. There also wasn't a lot of loo roll left either, but it seemed like just enough for me.
By that point I was really desperate, and I started pooing right away after sitting down. My poo came out as one big piece and hardly took any time at all. When I went to wipe, I used all the loo roll that was left and had to finish off with some tissues from my purse too.
The much shorter story is from later in the evening. Yesterday was Valentine's Day so Kevin and I hired a babysitter and had a date night. I had worn a nice, long evening gown, a decision I slightly regretted later when I needed a wee. My dress was long enough that it was difficult to hike up. It's the sort of thing that shows why girls usually go to the loo together - you've got someone who can help you with your dress.
Right, so, that's me done. I'll post again shortly.
Leah
To Mjd
That was a horrible experience, probably the worst I have had and it was so vivid, it happened over 10 years ago, I am a poo at home girl, but if I gotta go in public I will.
More larger ladies get constipated quite regularly I'd imagine, but then again they must also have much heavier loads, my loads this week haven't been that big. And bigger girls must also have quite unhealthy diets too, which would explain they're constipation.
I work out, so I have a nice figure but even I can still get constipated with good looks, I blame dehydration.
I have written once about my closest friend, Kelly and how she tried to help me.
I remember when we were in our teens and kelly walked in on me lots of times with her phone filming Me on the loo and messing about, taking away my magazine and leaving me red faced with embarrassment, and laughing at every fart and plop, and every puuush, and laughing at the smell, laughing at my hairy creature hehe, it does make me wonder what happened with all the footage, i'm sure she deleted it. those were the days, sadly and we're grown up now but we still have fun
I have been constipated around Kelly numerous times over the years, although I still find it embarrassing, the last time Kelly came over to my home, she put her finger up my bum after I got into a squat position
We are fine being naked around each other, it's partly why we're so close but Kelly was feeling around for my poo, and then she started stimulating my rectum until it came out.
I normally don't poo around anyone, but Kelly has caught me often, if I'm with friends I just give up after a few minutes so they don't think I'm pooping.
We sometimes go to festivals and we have peed and pooped together outside our tent, sometimes Kelly's just covering me and vice-versa.
I remember one year at the festival, it was the first night and I couldn't poo because I was with my friends all day, not having any alone time took its toll on my stomach, so I woke up, got out of my sleeping bag left my tent, I went around to the back, I dropped my thong and squatted down, I still had my top on, but no bottoms.
I could hear drunk people nearby, partying into the night so I had to be careful and my stomach was aching so badly it was full of gas, I was ripping loud pffffs I'm sure others could hear me.
But my poo wasn't coming so I started pushing a little, "gg-uuuuuhhhh" I was panting and I could see people moving between tents, "jeeee-uhhh" I was getting more desperate to finish "mmmnnnnnmggggg" and these little pebbles plopped onto the grass, I waddled back inside the tent for loo paper and wiped once, disposing the paper outside. End
We have all been sick this week in work, the winter has finally taken its toll on us and we all got colds/flu, as a result my poos have been more looser, requiring no real effort, my stomach was aching on Friday so I had a poo as I finished for the day, I went into the ladies, walked to the end table, picked up my magazine and went into the end cubicle, unbuckled my belt, pulled my trousers and pink thong down to my ankles, and sat down and I was looking at myself in the mirror opposite, checking my face and blowing kisses, I opened my magazine and within 5 minutes of pushing and grunting my poo slid out, it was a medium sized log, wiped my bum twice and my vagina. Time to go
Anna from Austria
pooping outside in the cold sort of
Hi everyone.
I had a 3 days ski vacation from last friday to Saturday evening.
On Sunday I had a interesting and not very pleasent experience. For some reason I could not do my usual morning poop before going on the ski slope. So I had to during skiing. It was a weird feeling focusing on skiiing and not to poop myself in the pants at the same time.
I could made to toile facicilty just in time. The facility was not the neweset and there was no heating. Could have been worse though at least there was toilet paper.
I took one the stalls, pulled down ski clothes and attemped to sit down. The toilet seat was so cold that I could not bear to sit on. So I had to hover poop. I tried to place my butt right above the toilet bowel nature took its course. I farted and then without any affort my backdoor started to open up and a big turd fell into the toilet. Then I had to pee, 2 more farts and another small fart. Then I was done and to clean myself with lots of tp. It was one of my standard poops which are always on the soft side. I left a massive stench in the toilet but could avoid skidmarks in the toilet.
The poop smell iself was intriguing. It smelled a bit different due to the cold air. Hard to describe.
Anyway i was lucky I made it in time. This was the worst desperation situation so far. The urge itself was not the problem. Had to deel with bigger urges already. But the combination of the urge and focusing on skiing was more exhausting that it would have normally been.
@Ellie M interesting story. I am coffee lover but I always take coffees to go so I do not spend much time in shops per se. But i would not be surprised if some pooping acitivities happen there quite often. I am also among the people that have to poop after having some coffee.
greetings from Austria
Anna
Chris D.
Playing outside
When I was young we would play outside pretty much all day in the summers and only come home when it was time for supper, so I got used to relieving myself outdoors. I drank as much lemonade, juice, and water as I could since it was incredibly hot, and I would go pretty much anywhere that had a tree or bush (I lived in a rural area so that was pretty much everywhere). If we were in the woods we had no problem whipping our penises out in the open and letting loose. Most of the girls had no problem popping a squat, but they preferred to choose a bush or tree a little further away. Sometimes one of the girls would be a bit shy and we'd tease her by not giving her enough privacy, but it was all in good fun. If I had to go #2 I would just walk a little further away. Sometimes I would be so engrossed in the fun that I didn't realize I had to go, and it let to some frantic moments.
Monday, February 17, 2025
Veronica
Short story
My husband Carl went out with his friends celebrating a birthday of one of his buddies. They had a huge bbq (our state is fairly warm and it barely snows). Carl lovessss meat. He stocked on quite a bit of it. They had lots of fun without any problems, until my hubby came home. Within half an hour of him being home I held his hand while he had extremely brutal diarrhea. I rubbed his back and the torrent of liquid flew out of him accompanied by cramps. I also held the trash can for him while he was vomiting.
That night in bed he shit his underwear in his sleep. Poor thing was so embarrassed but I made sure he knew it wasn't his fault and that he's just sick. When he was awake he went to have more diarrhea in the bathroom. I didn't come with him because at that point the smell was making me feel unwell myself, but I did make chicken soup for him while he was fighting with his life in the bathroom. This event took place two weeks ago, he recovered smoothly, but still doesn't wanna talk about it which is understandable. Carl has had food poisoning a couple times in his life, he jokes that he's cursed when it comes to food lol.
MJD
To Leah
That sounds like a horrible experience in the public loo! I bet you wanted to just grunt really hard and just get the poo finished after that. No wonder you are a poo at home girl!
It's interesting that you state that you aren't a fat girl - I have always wondered if fat girls get more constipated than thinner girls? I once heard an ex who was a bigger girl and she was really struggling. I remember her saying there hadn't been much 'toilet time' after she emerged from her ordeal.
Have you ever been constipated when your friends have been around or have you witnessed any of your friends constipated? What about a partner? Would you let someone help you go?
How have you been pooing this week? Constipated?
Ellie M
Coffee Shop Experience
I've recently got into stopping at coffee shops on walks or after the gym and made a bit of a habit of trying new drinks. However I have a bathroom story from a recent trip to Starbucks, I was in there for an hour or so and had a couple of drinks while catching up on things on my phone, while there I noticed a young woman a few seats down. She had me of those green healthy juices, which she had while listening to some music, I started to notice her foot tapping and as I was putting my rubbish in the bin and going to make a trip to the ladies myself, I heard her quietly matter to one of her friends who was staff there "toilets?" and as I was near the counter I heard the barista respond "down and to the left". She was in the bathroom for a good few minutes so I already had a feeling she needed more than just a wee, and as she exited and I went in my suspicion was confirmed as there were tiny streaks on the toilet and a strong smell of poo in the room! I quickly did my business (only needed a wee) and left feeling relieved and continued my walk. Wonder if anyone else is a frequent visitor to coffee shops and has similar stories? It seems to be the one place women (such as myself) are more comfortable going for a poo, either that or the coffee makes it an inevitable! Speak soon x :)
Emma two
Constipation and relief while running
I'd been constipated for about a week and the laxative I took before I went to bed last night didn't seem to be doing anything to get my bowels moving. I remembered reading an article about a marathon runner who pood herself while competing. She was making good time in the race and didn't want to stop to use the porta potty and risk losing valuable time. She carried on running and ended up pooping her pants three times before winning the the marathon white her running shorts full of poo. I decided to try going out for a run in the woods and I took a toilet roll from the bathroom and set off down to the woods. As I got closer to the woods I felt a cramp in my stomach and a desperate and urgent need to have a poo. I sped up my pace trying my best not to poo myself before I reached the privacy of the woods. I made it just in time and I found a nice secluded spot where I felt nothing once would see me even though the woods were deserted. I quickly pulled my leggings and knickers down together and squatted under a large oak tree and relaxed my bottom. My poo came out quickly as it was soft and the relief of it was pure heaven. I pushed out some more poo and that felt even better now everything was out of me. I created a huge pile of poo which isn't surprising as I'd been holding it for a week. I wiped so lot to get myself clean and pulled up my knickers and leggings and ran back home feeling so much better.
Guy From Canada
Poop Accidents
Hey TS crew we dont seem to have many poop accident stories anymore?
Introduction to School Toilets
Back when I was a young 14, my first week of high school was trauma producing. I had never crapped during my years of middle school. Peed yes like most of my friends like 1 out of every 3 days. But I moved my bowels at like 5 p.m. when I got home. I probably could have gone right after lunch, but the toilets were Intimidating to me. Lots of noise, confusion, and like no privacy. All but one of the girls' rooms had the toilet door taken off. The toilet paper was gross. When the teacher talked about anarchy in a social studies lesson, I would have contributed something but I knew I would just be setting myself up for more bullying. I was lucky in that my tot (time on toilet) was almost always 45 seconds or less. I could never have done the necessary shit in that time. Never! Sometimes one girl would be sitting for her shit and 2 of her friends were messing around with her and causing trouble. When a teacher walked through rather fast she made a couple of announcements like a pep rally after school or some dumb club meeting. A lot of stuff got overlooked and that was disturbing to me. Until mom asked me about pee stains in my white undies, I didn't give her much information because I wanted her, no didn't want her to overreact because I had to survive another 7 semesters.
Comment for Steve A:
Yes there was conversation across stalls. Especially during lunch period and passing periods between classes. Some horrible things were said by my peers that I was hopeful would get them suspended. No luck!
Comment for Anna From Austria:
Sometimes music was played in the bathroom in junior high, but if a teacher walked thru (and they did frequently) it would be taken and you had to pick it up from her after school. At first I thought that rule sucked, but now I understand.
Comment for David P:
I think long pushes must be needed to give the sitter a better release time. 20 seconds is probably got to get a piece of shit out. The hardest thing, I think, is the lack of concentration and lack of privacy while you are seated.
Hope you guys liked my story!
Eric
David P survey
1:How often do you usually go for a poo?
Typically every day after breakfast, but sometimes more than that and also sometimes nothing for the whole day and even two days in a row.
2:When you feel the urge to poo, do you always go straight away, or do you sometimes hold it in? If you hold it, how long do you wait before going?
I usually go as soon as I feel the urge, but can comfortable hold it for quite some time if needed.
3:How would you describe the size and shape of your usual poo? (log, long snake, thick, small etc?)
Usually starts with a few pebbles or balls and then a large mass that's tapered at the end.
4:How much effort does it take for you to do a poo? Do you find yourself having to push hard, or does it come out easily on its own?
I try to let nature take it course to avoid problems with the butt, but it can sometimes take 5-10 minutes to start. If I'm really constipated I sometimes need to push quite a bit.
5:Have you ever had a poo that got stuck halfway out or started to go back in when you stopped pushing? What causes that? How did you manage to get it out?
Yes, every now and then. Very annoying. Just usually try to wait a bit and often it starts moving again by itself.
6:What position do you usually sit in when doing a poo? Do you lean forward, go on tiptoes, sit up straight, use a footstool, or do anything else to help?
Just sit slightly forward and reading on the phone while waiting, when it's time I put down the phone and lean forward a bit extra.
7:Do you have any particular habits or struggles when going for a poo that you've noticed?
Not really
8:Do you hold your breath and grunt when doing a poo?
Not normally as I try to avoid having hard stools, but if that happens, yes, some huffing and puffing is needed, but not really vocal "grunts".
9:Do the logs when they hit the water make loud plop sounds or make no sound at all?
Depends on the toilet I guess. At home there are loud plops at the beginning, while oddly the larger mass slides down little less loud.
And 10
10:Do you feel embarrassed about pooing at work or in public or do you just go wherever?
I prefer to poop at home, but can go at work. It is embarrassing, especially if I can hear a colleague in an adjacent toilet
Saturday, February 15, 2025
Anna Beth
Oh Wow
I am so gassy today. I think it was the beans I ate last night. So when I went to pee today, I really needed to release. Well it was a booming fart that could be heard outside the break room! One of my coworkers later told me, "Anna Beth, you farted so loud! We could all hear it!" I was so embarrassed. I have farted out loud twice since then. No poop yet!
Mina
Answer to Curious Monster
Q1. Do we like to talk, when we defecting? Or do we concentrate on our defecate?
A1. A bit of both. Sometimes we talk, sometimes we quiet and concentrate.
Q2. Do you comment or describe course of poop?
A2. It is not need, because we sit so all our crushes can see what we producing. Maho sometimes comment when her mierda is difficult to come out.
Q3. Can you defecate in front of someone who can see you. when was last time? In front of whom?
A3. Ms or Mr Curious Monster, we advice you to read posts of Mina, they are everywhere this site. You will know answer of this question with a vengeance. Last time was this morning, in front of one crush. Mina with Hisae in beige loo, Kazu with Maho in green loo. Maho is often constipate, but this morning she was success, and Kazu enjoyed to see her large turds drop in loo with big ploop noise one after another. It was seven large turds and some little ones, Kazu said. That is correct, Maho said. At a week-end, all four of us together, in green flat. Maho and Kazu talking little bit, but when turd coming out slowly from Maho's bottom, Maho stopped to talk.
Q4. Were you cheered or supported by someone when you pooping? When was last time?
A4. Always yes! Last time was this morning. "ploop!" "Yiiiii!" is very common noise in our flats in morning.
Q5. Have you ever supported.... same with Q4.
A5. Same with A4.
Q6. Have you ever been so constipate that you give up and get off loo?
A6. It is happened to Maho sometimes. You can read page 3128, she gave up three days in row. Then fourth day, it was Saturday, her visit to loo was very very wonderful, and we all cried with our emotion. Kazu and Mina also have experience, but more rarer. Hisae never. (OW!) (CHAE, TAKE AWAY YOUR NASTY FINGERS from Mina's bottom.) By the way, Tuesday this week Mina also gave up in morning, but she was success after her lunch. See A7.
Q7. When was last time you defecated away from your home? Where exactly?
A7. Tuesday, Mina defecated in office loo, after huge lunch with colleague Mari. Mari also defecated, and both of us did huge defecate, sit on loo very long time, many many plops, and flush twice. We have nice boss, she is woman. She never mind if we are back to work after lunch with late a few minutes, we say "our body feel comfortable" and she understands this mean. She always say, you will work better, more efficient, after huge defecate, so take your time in loo, both of you. (She said this long time ago in ladies room, when she met us just after we come out from cubicles which gave horrendous fragrance.)
We all hope these answers are satisfy to you, Ms/Mr Curious Monster. Hisae now kissing Mina's back of neck, other crushes are saying "Uuuuuu".
Of course, tomorrow we will all do our motion in front of one crush, and on Saturday, in front of all three crushes.
We hope that everyone is very fine.
Love to everyone.
Chakamami family (Hisae, Kazumi, Maho, Mina)
Emma two
Late for work and desperate to go
I was running late for work this morning and I was busting for a poo but I didn't have time to go before I left for work as I would miss my bus and end up being even more late for work. I quickly got dressed and ready for work and ran out of the door to catch my bus. I saw the bus coming and I started running the bus stop but I missed it. The next bus was due in 15 minutes and I was doing a poo dance as I waited for it. When it turned up my heart sank when saw it was NOT IN SERVICE and I was now half an hour late for work and I had to wait another 15 minutes for the next bus. By the time I eventually got to work I was an hour late and I was getting desperate for a poo. My supervisor told me off for being an hour late and I couldn't go to the toilet now even though I was so desperate for relief. I started working keeping my bottom clenched tightly trying my best not to have an accident in my knickers but it was difficult to keep control. Af half an hour I was bursting and I knew if I didn't get to the toilet soon I would end up pooping myself so I decided to go. I stood up and walked carefully towards the toilets but my supervisor called me back and told me I'd have to wait until break time as I was late for work. I told her I was desperate to go and she told me I wasn't a baby and she was sure I could wait. I couldn't and I ignored her and carried on to the toilets holding my bottom. I made it to the toilet just in time and as soon as I sat down I relaxed and pushed out a huge load of soft poo into the toilet. I can't even begin to describe the relief of it when I finished. All I can say is that I got there if you know what I mean!
Annie
Poop just under an hour after breakfast
Hi everyone. I hope you're all doing well. I'm semi-constipated but I went to my exercise program yesterday morning. I get picked up and dropped off and others can do that, take the bus or get dropped off by parents, etc. I live with my caregiver until I get housing. Got up this morning, had a hot soup with vegetables, etc and I think a bun for breakfast. Around 9 AM I took my medications, took my water jar, Walmart bag and went downstairs to my room. Stomach felt very full and uncomfortable. A few minutes ago I got the urge to poop so I grabbed the Walmart bag and water jar, went to the door, took my bedroom flip flops off, opened the door, left my room, put the flip flops on out there, turned off the light, closed the door and walked to the washroom. Turned on the light, walked in, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet finally. Relaxed and peed for about 30 seconds then pushed and a semi-solid poop flew out. Pushed again and some mushy poop poured out. The washroom really stunk. Pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, took some off the roll, put the toilet paper into the Walmart bag and put the Walmart bag on the floor then finally started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then stood up and wiped my butt really well until there were no marks on the toilet paper. Tossed the toilet paper into the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. The toilet was filled with a broken poop with mushy poop surrounding it. It stunk. Flushed the toilet and the stinky mess went down. Went to the sink, washed my hands, turned off the tap, grabbed my Walmart bag and water jar, filled my water jar, opened the door, turned off the light and walked to my room. Turned on the light outside of my room, opened the door, took the flip flops off, went into my room, put the flip flops on in here, dried my hands on the towels and came to bed to write this. I have filled my water jar and microwaved it so that it's hot. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy and that you're having a good day and week.
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
Postman
To Amber
Regarding your question about pooping at work. I've only done that a few times, mainly because I like to do it at home before work. But on the few times I did poop at work, somehow this older guy would apparently have to poop at the same time and he'd be in the next stall. (Only 2 stalls in the restroom at the post office).
Anyway,this guy liked to carry on a conversation while we're pooping, which always made me uncomfortable, because I like as much privacy as possible. So while this guy is chattering away and I'm just giving one word answers, I just finish up as fast as I can and get out as quickly as possible.
I think that's one of the reasons I trained myself to poop at home, plus the fact the bosses started keeping track of how long we were in the bathroom. They didn't want us gone from our area more than 5 minutes.
So now I poop at home and take as much time as I need. I was just never really comfortable pooping in public. It doesn't bother some people, and others it does. Either way is okay, whatever you're comfortable with.
Happy pooping, everybody!
>Steve A
Question about openly talking about related topics
How often do you openly talk about or have witnessed a conversation about pooping or any related topics?
Even though I've heard my share of people openly talking about having to use the restroom and some of their stories/experiences, it all depends on the situation and what comes up in everyday conversation.
For example, today at work, a coworker of mine told me that she really had to poop, but since business was slow at the time, she was able to go, but it threw me off guard initially, since I haven't heard someone be that open towards me in awhile.
Later on, another coworker of mine used the restroom as well, and when he returned, the topic of having to poop came up between all of us, ranging from using porta potties to pooping outside, which was unexpected, yet interesting at the same time.
Anna Beth
To Amber
No stories to tell, but today I took a monster dump in the women's restroom at work. It's my time of the month and I didn't go yesterday. I drank a Celsius on the way to work and when I arrived I was ready for the toilet. It started out solid but got softer and just made this big mound in the toilet that came out of the water. Did it ever smell!!!
Steve A
To Amber (Public Pooping Stories)
Even though there have been several times where I've pooped in public places (including today at a gas station on my way to work) my most memorable one occurred during my high school days (I also posted this story several years ago on here as well):
Since I used to have a regular pooping schedule back when I was in high school, I usually went in the mornings before school started.
However, some days, I didn't have time before my classes started, which meant that I had to wait until I had time to do so.
On this day, I wasn't able to go until gym class, and once I was able to go, it was a single log that was a little over a foot long, and me being a little immature at the time, I decided to leave it unflushed for someone to notice after swimming.
So when we all came back to the locker room after class, someone went into my stall and they said, "Someone SH*T in here and its huge!" which led to people checking it out and asking if it was me who did it.
Even though I tried to deny it, they eventually found out it was me, since I was a little late for attendance and was the last one who left the locker room.
Some people thought what I did was funny and awesome, along with some people who were surprised and asked, "Did that come out of you?!?" One person also took a picture of it and said, "I'm instagramming this SH*T!" I also got a few high fives as well.
Outside of that experience, I don't have any other public restroom experiences, unless something eventful happens in the future...
Ellie M
Running/Marathon Stories
Haven't posted in a while but came back on recently as I've recently taken up running, small stuff like 5/10k runs but interested in doing half or full marathons soon and wondered if anyone has any toilet related stories of running events?
Those that I've been to so far have had enormous queues for portaloos and often involve sights of people finding other areas to relieve themselves, I wondered if anyone else has experienced the same?
Princess Toadstool Peach
Filling up my new porcelain white toilet with my Pee and Poo
Hello everyone I'm Princess Toadstool Peach and today I am getting ready to try out my brand new porcelain white toilet. I already brought myself some rolls of toilet paper and a newspaper so I'm ready to get started on filling this baby up. After eating a fibre and prune lunch I head over to the bathroom, lock the door, went over to the toilet, there I lifted up my dress, pull down my panties to my ankles, give my bottom a little wiggle and then sit down on the toilet adjusting myself and squatting as I read my newspaper tapping my high heels as my blond dapper vagina floodgates open up flowing out a lot of yellow pee wee tinkling into my new toilet "Tinkle tinkle TSSSSSSSSSSSSsssshhhhh dripdripdrop!!" Then with my stepping footstool I relax and push saying to myself "OK let's fill up this toilet with my waste dump!!" And then out a massive brown pile of poo straight from my bottom poo hole "PAAAARRRRRPPPPPPPPPP CRRRRACCKLLE PLOOP PLOP SPLASH KERSPLASH PLUNKPLUNKPLUNK!!!" I have to admit though I may of eaten some rather spicy jalapeño buffalo chicken wings for my supper along with a cup of coffee the strongest brew in my entire castle that's why I'm pooing so much odd disgusting smells today. I wipe my bottom and vagina clean with toilet paper then I got up standing, pulled my panties up and my dress down and then I flushed as all my loaves I pinched and my pee went down my brand new toilet with a fond gurgle. "FLUSSSSsssshhhh!!!" Then I wash my hands. Glad that's over I cannot wait to tell my boyfriend Super Mario Mario about this he's going to be so jealous. OK see you soon bye bye now!
David P
Pooing at work two days running!
Firstly thanks for the answers to my survey. I found them interesting. I have a question for Laura. Firstly thanks for being so honest, I just wondered why do you stick your finger up your bum? don't you find it gross or smelly? does poo ever stay on your finger? why don't you do the sit and push harder and longer method?
This week has been unusual. Normally, I go every 3-4 days, but suddenly, I found myself needing to poo at work two days in a row, something that never happens. I don't know why my bowels decided to change things up, but they did, and I had no choice but to go with it.
Tuesday, I was feeling anxious in the morning, and as the day went on, I started getting that uncomfortable sensation in my stomach. I knew what it meant. I needed to go. At first, I tried to ignore it, but the feeling wouldn't go away. Holding it in would only make me more uncomfortable, so I decided to head to the top floor toilets, where it's usually quiet.
I sat down, trousers around my ankles, heart racing slightly. I don't always get an urge, so sometimes just sitting isn't enough. I had to push for a few seconds, holding my breath slightly. Then, it happened, a solid log slid out, hitting the water with a loud plop. The sound echoed in the empty cubicle, making me cringe a little, but at the same time, I felt relieved.
One small dot of blood on the paper, but nothing concerning. I cleaned up quickly and left, feeling oddly accomplished. It might sound silly, but after years of avoiding public toilets, just being able to do this at work feels like a win.
The next morning at work, I was surprised to feel the need again. Why so soon? I had a big poo Monday night, then again yesterday.
I held off for a while, but the feeling grew stronger. This time, I had to go to first floor toilets as I slipped away from my desk and was in a rush, it is a much busier area, which made me more anxious. I got into the cubicle, sat down, and tried to relax, but I knew I needed to push again just for a few seconds, same as before.
This time, I felt it shoot out fast, and I heard a loud noise as it hit the water, maybe mixed with a fart. But when I looked down… I couldn't see anything. That made me worried for a second. Had I really gone? But the messy toilet paper and the feeling of relief told me I had.
I rushed to wipe and flush, nervous that someone would walk in at any moment, but thankfully, the bathroom stayed empty. Walking back to my desk, I felt proud of myself for handling it, but also puzzled. Why did my body decide to go back to back like this? Stress? Diet? A change in my schedule? I'm not sure, but I'm glad I didn't hold it in like I used to.
Maybe this is my body's way of finding a new rhythm, or maybe it's just a random fluke. Either way, I handled it, and for someone who used to avoid public toilets at all costs, that's a victory!
Let's see what tomorrow brings shall we.
Just one quick question, I read all the time we should not push but everyone on here seems to push to poo and pretty much every time I go I need to hold my breath when sat on the loo and give a long push while the poo is coming out, always out in less than 20 seconds and just one long push. Is this type of pushing ok?
Shayna
David P survey
1. How often do you usually go for a poo?
Generally once a day, I'll have a fairly large bowel movement either right after waking up or before bed.
2. When you feel the urge to poo, do you always go straight away, or do you sometimes hold it in? If you hold it, how long do you wait before going?
If I feel really packed, I'll poop straight away. I can hold it when I have to, like when I'm at work, but after a couple hours it becomes rather uncomfortable. I can deal with a very full bladder for hours, but holding back a dump isn't quite so easy.
3. How would you describe the size and shape of your usual poo? (log, long snake, thick, small etc?)
Generally thick and long. I eat very well, there's very little I consume that's processed, so my dumps are pretty healthy.
4. How much effort does it take for you to do a poo? Do you find yourself having to push hard, or does it come out easily on its own?
I don't often have to push hard, if at all. I like to sit there and let it come out on its own time. I'm a voracious reader, so that helps pass the time when I've got a really sizable shit on deck and don't want to rush it.
5. Have you ever had a poo that got stuck halfway out or started to go back in when you stopped pushing? What causes that? How did you manage to get it out?
About four months ago, I spent nearly 45 minutes on a toilet at work-nearly the entirety of my lunch break. It just wasn't budging. When it did, it was particularly painful because not two days ago I had gotten a tattoo RIGHT above my buttcrack, a stanza from "Alone" by E.A. Poe (I've mentioned him before, I'm a big fan) and the area was still very tender and sore. I bit down on my lower lip to stifle a scream as it finally snapped off and broke and splashed loudly into the bowl, followed by some semi-soft shit and then I doused the load with a short, hard stream of pee.
6. What position do you usually sit in when doing a poo? Do you lean forward, go on tiptoes, sit up straight, use a footstool, or do anything else to help?
I lean forward, resting my arms on my thighs. When I'm at home my pants are around my ankles, in public they're at my knees.
7. Do you have any particular habits or struggles when going for a poo that you've noticed?
I still struggle with shyness sometimes when pooping in public, especially if there's another woman there also pooping.
8. Do you hold your breath and grunt when doing a poo?
Only if it's especially large.
9. Do the logs when they hit the water make loud plop sounds or make no sound at all?
Depends on how dense and thick they are. Sometimes they're loud, sometimes they're nearly silent.
10. Do you feel embarrassed about pooing at work or in public or do you just go wherever?
I used to be extremely phobic about pooping in public bathrooms. During school, it was a nightmare. I sometimes waited until the end of the day and would duck-walk to the girls to shit. I lived ten minutes away, so I didn't have to worry about catching the bus.
Thursday, February 13, 2025
Anna from Austria
trainee girl at work
I want to share a story about a new trainee girl at work.
She is nice and is learning fast but she has the weird habbit of always playing loud music on her smart phone when she is using the bathroom.
At first I though this is just a young people thing that a old gal like myself ( I am in my late 30s already) cannot unerstand.
Last friday the ladies room was very busy and I had to use the stall of the trainee girl right after she left it.
I was greeted by massiv poop smell and big skikmarks. It it never occurred to me she was using the music to cover her pooping noise. It worked well. I have been with he in the same ladies room quite often since she works at our company and I have never heard nothing other than the music.
I have to add that her method is also very modern to cover her sound. Other women tend to flush as often as they can to mask their poop noises. A method that is way less elegant and it also quite obvious what they women have in mind with their multiple flushes.
That is my story for today.
Greetings from Austria
Anna
Anna Beth
To Amber
No stories to tell, but today I took a monster dump in the women's restroom at work. It's my time of the month and I didn't go yesterday. I drank a Celsius on the way to work and when I arrived I was ready for the toilet. It started out solid but got softer and just made this big mound in the toilet that came out of the water. Did it ever smell!!!
Annie
Big, easy poop
Just got back from the washroom after a big, soft, easy poop. I had fruit this morning for breakfast (my caregiver went to sleep afterwards), took my medications around 9 AM. I don't remember what was for lunch (if I don't write everything down I can't remember. It's because of my stroke and brain surgery in summer 2013). Got a major urge to poop a few minutes ago so I grabbed my Walmart bag off the floor, put my feet into my bedroom flip flops (my legs were on the bed), grabbed the Walmart bag, went to the door, took my flip flops off, opened the door, went out of my room, put the flip flops on out there, closed the door, turned off the light, walked to the washroom across from my room, turned on the light and walked in, closing the door. Carefully walked to the toilet since it was getting harder to hold. Got to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and sat on the toilet finally. Relaxed and my bladder let go. I went for about 30 seconds. Finally pushed and a big, easy poop came out easily. What a relief. It felt like it was a lot too. P.U. When I was done I pushed back my sleeves, reached into the Walmart bag, grabbed the toilet paper, put the Walmart bag on the floor, took some toilet paper off the roll, put the toilet paper into the Walmart bag and started wiping. I wiped my vagina first then stood up and started wiping my butt really well until there were no marks. The toilet paper was really messy. Put the toilet paper into the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear up and turned to look in the toilet. Wow. There was a big poop in the toilet, somewhat solid, somewhat soft that took up quite a bit of the toilet. It was medium brown. Around it was the toilet paper. Flushed the toilet and it went down. Went to the sink, washed my hands, turned off the tap, grabbed the Walmart bag from the floor, went to the door, opened it, turned off the light, walked to my room, took the flip flops off outside my room, turned on the light, opened the door, walked into my room, closed the door, dried my hands on the towels in here, came to the bed and have been writing this for quite a while. I hope everyone is staying safe, healthy and happy. I have my exercise program tomorrow yay!
Happy pooping and peeing!
Annie
Postman
To Amber
Regarding your question about pooping at work. I've only done that a few times, mainly because I like to do it at home before work. But on the few times I did poop at work, somehow this older guy would apparently have to poop at the same time and he'd be in the next stall. (Only 2 stalls in the restroom at the post office).
Anyway,this guy liked to carry on a conversation while we're pooping, which always made me uncomfortable, because I like as much privacy as possible. So while this guy is chattering away and I'm just giving one word answers, I just finish up as fast as I can and get out as quickly as possible.
I think that's one of the reasons I trained myself to poop at home, plus the fact the bosses started keeping track of how long we were in the bathroom. They didn't want us gone from our area more than 5 minutes.
So now I poop at home and take as much time as I need. I was just never really comfortable pooping in public. It doesn't bother some people, and others it does. Either way is okay, whatever you're comfortable with.
Happy pooping, everybody!
Steve A
Question about openly talking about related topics
How often do you openly talk about or have witnessed a conversation about pooping or any related topics?
Even though I've heard my share of people openly talking about having to use the restroom and some of their stories/experiences, it all depends on the situation and what comes up in everyday conversation.
For example, today at work, a coworker of mine told me that she really had to poop, but since business was slow at the time, she was able to go, but it threw me off guard initially, since I haven't heard someone be that open towards me in awhile.
Later on, another coworker of mine used the restroom as well, and when he returned, the topic of having to poop came up between all of us, ranging from using porta potties to pooping outside, which was unexpected, yet interesting at the same time.
Curious Monster's Survey
1, Can you talk with someone while you are pooping? Or do you needed to absolutely concentrate to your poop?
This happened in 7th grade. My best friend and I had just gotten off the bus. She had said she had taken a laxative the night before and it was ready to work. So she and I stopped in the first bathroom, took cubicles next to one another. I did about a 15 second pee; Marcy dropped her jeans and hit the seat hard. The thud was just enough for her to blast it out. It started as just a couple of drips and then it sounded like a tornado.
Her first words: "F***, I feel like I've blown my insides out."
2, If you are talking while pooping do you even comment, describe the course of your poop?
This happened at the swimming pool when I was about 14. While getting out of my street clothes, the girl on my right asked me what the bathroom was like since I had just used it to pee. She asked me if I had used like the 3rd toilet in the row. I said I had and that someone had done a full-up dump in it. She just laughed and we had a nice conversation while we undressed.
3, Can you poop in front of someone who can see you? When was the last time you pooped in front of someone and in front of whom specifically?
Earlier this year at a freeway rest stop. I couldn't believe that the two toilets, while they had partial panels between them, had no privacy doors. Mom got on me for sitting flesh-down on the seat without toilet paper under me; she squat stands over the toilet without her body touching it.
4, Have you ever been supported and cheered on the toilet by someone as a adult while you pooped? By my babysitter years ago who held my hand when I was constipated.
5, Have you ever supported and cheered an adult on the toilet while they pooped? When was the last time this happened to you? This happened when I was child-sitting for this 6-year-old boy for three days one summer. Mom was happy I gave him the support to have success on our toilet because we had only one bathroom.
6, Have you ever been so constipated that you were on the toilet trying to poop but couldn't poop, so you ended up leaving the toilet? When was the last time this happened to you?
During the first week of high school I sat down 2 or three times a day to crap, but was not successful because of the lack of privacy as I sat.
That was in the second floor bathroom which was huge.
7, When was the last time you pooped somewhere outside your home and where exactly was it? At the mall at noon today.
Leah
Curious monster's survey
Because people on here love making surveys!
1) Can you talk with somebody when you are pooping? Or do you need absolutely concentrate to your poop?
Talking makes it harder for the poo to come out, but sometimes it has to be done
2) If you are talking while pooping do you even comment, describe the course of your poop?
I could do but would rather not
3) Can you poop in front of someone who can see you? When was the last time you pooped in front of someone and in front of whom specifically?
Yes I can, same as below and it's my best friend kelly
4) Have you ever been supported and cheered on the toilet by someone as an adult while you pooped? When was the last time this happened to you?
It must have been a few months ago
5) Have you ever supported and cheered an adult on the toilet while they pooped? When was the last time this happened to you?
No
6) Have you ever been so constipated that you were on the toilet trying to poop but couldn't poop, so you ended up unsuccessfully leaving the toilet? When was the last time this happened to you?
Today
7) When was the last time you pooped somewhere outside of your home and where exactly it was?
In a pub loo last Saturday night (it is Monday at at time of writing)
Tully
David P survey
1:How often do you usually go for a poo?
I typically go every morning once or twice but usually once a month I get quite constipated and dont go for days.
2:When you feel the urge to poo, do you always go straight away, or do you sometimes hold it in? If you hold it, how long do you wait before going?
If I am home I try to go right away, if im out or whatever I hold it, I cant go in public anyways. When I do hold it I immediatley become constipated until the next day minimum.
3:How would you describe the size and shape of your usual poo? (log, long snake, thick, small etc?)
My morning poo (first) is usually difficult to pass pebbles. About 20 minutes later when I go the second time it is very soft and skinny.
4:How much effort does it take for you to do a poo? Do you find yourself having to push hard, or does it come out easily on its own?
The first pebble poop of the day takes quite alot of effort and I have to push and strain. Sometimes I have to push around down there with my hand to help myself out. The softer poo comes out easily. When im constipated its really difficult and painful :(
5:Have you ever had a poo that got stuck halfway out or started to go back in when you stopped pushing? What causes that? How did you manage to get it out?
Yes it was horrible. I was SO desperatley constipated, I had been pushing forever, it was half way out, I was exhausted from pushing so took a break. It went all the way back in... i was crying because i was so desperate to poop. It never came out until a day and a half later.
6:What position do you usually sit in when doing a poo? Do you lean forward, go on tiptoes, sit up straight, use a footstool, or do anything else to help?
I use a footstool. When im constipated or having trouble getting it out I have to rock back and forth while holding and pushing my ????.
7:Do you have any particular habits or struggles when going for a poo that you've noticed?
Im not sure.
8:Do you hold your breath and grunt when doing a poo?
I dont hold my breath but i do grunt when im having touble or when it finally comes out and it feels so good finally being rid of a big poo and i cant help but moan
9:Do the logs when they hit the water make loud plop sounds or make no sound at all?
Yes when its pebbles it makes lots of little plops and splashes. When its soft there is no sound.
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10:Do you feel embarrassed about pooing at work or in public or do you just go wherever?
I feel embarassed and unable to poop anywhere but home usually. If noone is around at work i can sometimes go.. If I am home alone i can go but if anyone is home i sometimes cant also. Its frustrating and causes constipation.