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It was last summer, every Sunday, a group of us get together
at the park and play volley ball here in Colorado Springs.
The park has a picnic area, baseball diamond and 20 parking
spots. Best of all, there are restroom facilities.
One time, I didn't drive but rode with someone. About an
hour after we got there, I felt some cramps, the kind that
leads to a good dump. I thought, "oh shit, can I hold ?".
Well, a half hour later, I could not hold it any longer
so I headed over to the facilities and looked in there,
there was no T.P. but I had quite a few kleenexes but the
toilet seat was wet. I decided to drop my drawers and squat
low enough without touching the seat and "shot" the load
into the toilet. Well, I missed and hit the back part of the
toilet seat. I wiped and then non-chalantly left the
facilities.
Before I moved from Indianapolis to Colorado, a friend and
I use to get together once a week to have a beer and
dinner with a good cigar afterward while driving around.
One time, we were driving around and he mentioned that he
had to take a royal dump. We were down near Broad Ripple
(A place for young people to hang out with bars, etc). It
is hard to get parking at Broad Ripple so we drove to
the Butler University Campus and we went into one of the
dorms. He went into the bathroom and I waited outside. He
was in the throne room for about 10 minutes and after he was
done, we walked out of the dorm and back to the car. On our
way, we were laughing and once into the car, we were
rolling :). We drove around the BU campus quite often
mainly to look at the girls, etc.
In another story, I mentioned about my friend in Indianapolis
who I got together with once per week for dinner, beer and
cigar. He told me this crapping story that he had.
He use to work for an insurance company that has a large
building which has 5 or 6 pairs of bathrooms. He had to take
a nasty dump one time. He decided to go from one end of the
building to the other end to take a crap. That end had mostly
women and very few men. He mentioned that he dumped pretty
long and the bathroom smelled like a few people died.
Not even a month after I moved here to Colorado Springs
from Indianapolis, I was at the mall and I just had dinner
at Chick-Filet. I got these paindful cramps which indicates
a good shit is ready to exit. I went and hunted down a
bathroom and proceded to dump a load. I was almost finished
when another guy came in and didn't know I was in the
stall. He walked in, we were both embarassed and he walked
out. The door latch was kinda' broken.
Just another embarassing moment.
This is my 3rd posting and I have to say, kudos to this
page.
When I was in boy scouts, every summer, we went to summer
camp for a week. It was pretty cool :). The facilities at
all the campgrounds were outhouses with holes in the ground.
There was one facility which were the troop showers which
included a flush john with real toilet paper. Everyone
usually went there right before and after meals. The mess
hall was a couple of doors down from the showers.
The toilet was in the middle part with no doors. It was in
a little cubby hole along with a trough to drain the
lizard in.
I had to take a big dump and it was close to dinner time.
I headed off to the troop showers since I like the flush
john over the holes in the ground. I walked in and there
was someone else there. We chatted for 5 or 10 minutes while
he was crapping. After he was done, I went in and did my
business and the previous dumper hung around and chatted.
It was kinda' weird. Usually the women always liked to
use the bathroom together and the men always went separately
and never talked while doing their thing.