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I was once in the subway (keep in mind that this is American mass transit at its worst and there are no bathrooms left after all the budget cuts and bs) There were a group of tourists? looking for the toilet one girl was in a sweater and was bent over holding herself. She was in her 20s and had reddish hair. They were causing a scene and the ticket agent could care less if they got to a bathroom or not and people were staring. Wish I could have stayed around and watched that one.

Another time a middle aged black woman walked up to a middle aged black man and a rather strange exchange began. He was aparently a businessman (dressed in a suit, tie all the trimmings), leaving from work. She was dressed casually they talked for a while and cought my attention when she said "I have to" I couldn't make out the last word but the man responded "ask the maintence man they have a special key" she reluctantly walked off down the platform and disappeared from view briefly. She reappeared and talked to one of the janitors emptying the trash. She returned. He asked if she went and she said no, but she didn't have to go any more. I dont't think she was gone long enough to sneak in a pee but she didn't wet herself either.

I was walking down the platform another day and saw what I thought was a lady peeing in plain view. It is somehow very common here to see guys pee in the subway but I had never seen anyone squatting before. It turned out to be an elderly and probably homeless man taking a crap. He didn't crap very much and didn't wipe either. He just pulled his pants up and walked toards me asking for a match as he passed.

I feel sorry for the maintence workers who have to sweep up piss every day. Between that and the irate passengers I am suprised that none of them have gone postal...

At school I was in the local fachist college book store getting a book for class once when I saw a rather good looking hispanic girl who was about 5'8", redish brown hair that sort of had been curled and came most of the way down her back. She had on black jeans and it was clear that she had wet her pants. there was a wet circle in the crotch area of her jeans. She was walking around the bookstore like nothing had happened but she clearly still had to pee. Whenever she stopped she carefully placed her weight down so as to squeeze her legs together. I wonder if anyone else noticed.

Last semester while waiting to watch a makeup of a movie in a history class I was sitting in a confrence room next to another hispanic girl who was eating a HUGE salad. This salad was in one of those drop-top styrafoam containers that an entire take-out meal is ususlly put in. (they are about 10" x 10" x 5")After picking on her [friendly] for the lack of calories in her lunch and the fact that fiber was going to kill someone, someday, she left the room and disappeared for abour 15 minutes. she came back like nothing ever happened. About an hour later the location of the movie was changed and we all walked over to another building where she promptly ran off and disappeared again. She came back and took a seat in the room where the movie was being shown and halfway through she bagan to squirm. "Salad going through you?" I asked she sort of grinned. When the movie was over she headed toward the bathroom hurriedly for the third time after a quick laugh about the salad.

Another school, another girl, another class, and another salad. I was seated next to her in a math class that the students treated like a cafeteria. After eating she became increasingly bouncy. Eventually she disappeared for several minutes. She returned considerably calmer. She said that the salad was not agreeing with her.

In a chemistry lab class once during a demonstration a short Tai girl went up to the teacher and asked to be excused. She looked extremely worried. Eventually she was excused and ran out. 10 minutes later she came back now much happier. "Laxative go to work?" I asked. She giggled and walked away. One day the same girl came to class late, with a noticable medium brown stain on the back of her jeans.

On Cops Primetime I have also noticed that a number of the female arestees wet or soil themselves. In one episode a woman has been stopped and arrested for marajuana posession a wet patch dips into view several times during the clip. In another episode a female accomplice to an armed robbery craps on herself while being dragged out of the bushes after being found by a police dog. When she is first dragged out there is a small brown spot on her jeans as the clip goes on it gets larger and larger. This one may have been on regular Cops. A 15 year old girl who was in her father's car during a high speed chase can be seen in a later shot with an area that has been soaked and dried on her shorts.

-more later