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Pooping (and peeing) anecdotes - As promised


First off let me tell u that I suffer from a lactose intolerance and although some of my stories have absolutely nothing to do with that, the majority of them do! When I was in Kindergarten, I remember us drinking milk everyday with our snack. Now all this time, I had NO idea that I suffered from a lactose intolerance, and I always ate dairy products, because no one knew that I was lactose intolerance, or even what one was. However, sometimes eating the dairy products would cause me have an urgent need to poop, and this caused many "close calls", "near misses" and "accidents" because sometimes I could just not get to the bathroom in time or maybe another girl in the class was using the bathroom. Most of the time, my parents just assumed that I was getting sick due to a stomach bug, but not an allergy. I will tell u of a few of my numerous grade school accidents.

I remember one day when I was in kindergarten, we had just finished out cookies and milk, and we were just about to start our math, when my stomach started to rumble, I knew that I would have to go to the bathroom soon. So I raised my hand and asked to go to the bathroom, my teacher responded by telling me that someone was out and that I would have to wait. Well I thought that was fine because I had a little bit of a need, but I thought I could wait a few minutes. Well 10 minutes went by and she still wasn't back, she must have been pooping, well I thought that now I was in serious trouble, I had maybe a minute or two, before I poop my panties. Just as I thought I was going to loose it all over the floor, the girl came back with the pass, and I thought this is great, I will be able to do this in the toilet and not on myself and the floor! Well, as I stood up to grab the pass, I must have loosened my grip on my but muscle, because the poop started to ease its way out, and I know that as an adult I have trouble stopping "mid-poop" so as a little child it was even harder, and I just couldn't do it! I had a massive diarrhea accident right there on the floor. I immediately began to cry (as most little children do, when anything goes wrong) and the teacher took me to the nurse. When I go to the nurse, she took off my pants, and undies, and they were both wasted, luckily, little children brought in a change of cloths back then, so if they did have an accident. I remember the nurse cleaning me up, and I remember having my back to her, when she was wiping down my legs, when I felt another rumble, and I must have let out 5 or 6 squirts of diarrhea right on her face. I wonder what she did to clean herself up?

Another time while in kindergarten, I remember it being snack time, and the whole class eating our cookies and milk. And as usual my ???? started to rumble. I asked to go to the bathroom, and this time the teacher let me go. I walked out of the classroom, and down the long hall into the bathroom. I finally go there, and to my shock I realized that there were NO empty stalls. It seams all of the bigger kids were using them. I stood there waiting for a stall to open up, and after 5 minutes none of the stalls were open, and what was worse I could hear pooping and farting sounds from the stalls telling me that all of them were pooping too, finally after 5 more minutes one girl stepped out from her stall, she must have not felt too good, b/c there was diarrhea all over the seat, well as she got out I ran in! I quickly wiped off the seat as best I could and sat down, and just as I sat down it all just fell out right into the toilet. No although this "bathroom experience" wasn't an accident for me. About a minute after I had begun to shit, that girl who gave up her stall to me, ask frantically if anyone would be done soon (it seems one of the 6th grade classes had some bad food that day) and everyone replied NO, well I kept on pooping, and about a minute later I heard her scream "Oh no, I'm going to pooping in my pants, is anyone almost done" well I remember when I left my stall, she was gone, but a pair of undies loaded with poop was sitting in the sink, with a lot of poop sitting on the floor.

The next accident I can remember was when I was in the 3rd grade, for some reason my teacher would always give us ice cream on Fridays, probably because it was the end of the week. Well sometimes I would eat the ice cream, and have a bad stomach ache when I got home, and other times I would eat it and have a stomach ache on the bus home but no accidents. I do remember a few different accidents related to this. The first one was at the beginning of that school year, we had just finished out ice cream, and my stomach was really begging to churn, I asked to go to the bathroom, and left the classroom, however, when I got to the bathroom the janitor explained to me, that because it was the end of the day on a Friday, they were closing the bathrooms for cleaning, well just as he said that I felt this huge splash in my pants, and both my bladder and my bowels just "let go" I had a HUGE wet load in my pants, and pee was running down both of my legs, mixing with the already liquid poop, and turning my jeans, a light brown, I was truly a mess. The second wasn't really related to this but, I will tell it here anyway. I ate the ice cream and had the usually rumbling in my stomach, nothing major, I could definitely make it home, but my problem was I really had to pee badly, and I remembered that they close the bathrooms on Friday afternoons, for cleaning. So I guess my only option was to hold it. Well all was going good until I got on the bus, when I sat down one of my good friends came up and started to tickle me, well I spurted a little pee into my pants, and I told her to stop b/c I was going to pee my pants, well when I did that, 3 people started tickling me, and I just lost it all over my pants. Well, when everyone heard this, I got soooo embarrassed, I just lost it from "both end," I let out a big wet load, and about 2 cups of pee, when everyone on the bus saw this (and smelt this) I got sooo embarrassed, I began to cry. That was the first time I started to cry when I had an accident, since kindergarten.

THESE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE FROM A SUMER CAMP I WENT TO, ALL THREE OCCURRED IN ONE DAY:

All of my bunkmates and I always loved to play Truth or Dare at our meal table. One morning, we were playing and we got to me, I was asked some stupid question about a boy, and I took the dare. Well, they dared me to drink the whole milk pitcher on the table. As u know I am lactose intolerance (but didn't know that then, I just thought I got sick), and I think that is why they chose that dare, they wanted to see me poop my pants. I planned to drink the whole pitcher, then hurry off to our bunk, and use the bathroom before any of them got back to the bunk, to laugh. (after drinking milk, I rip these really smelly and loud farts, and have severe diarrhea, which I guess you have already figured out) Well, I drank the whole pitcher, and just as I was about to get out of my seat to head back to out bunk, the head of girls camp stands up, and starts to lecture us about how dirty we left the dinning room, after the last nights meal. After about 10 minutes of her lecture my stomach was doing flip-flops, and I started to think that I wasn't going to make it back to bunk before I had to go, and I especially would not make it back before my friends did. Well, she finally stop talking, and allowed us to go back. I stood up, and just as I did a huge load fell into my pants. It came out in the form of one huge fart. So everyone was laughing at me, because they heard this fart, thank God no one knew I had just shit myself. After that I started the long walk back, (about 1/2 of a mile). I had to walk very slowly so that non fell out of my pants, which made it even harder because half of the way back, I felt another cramp, and knew that I was either going to sit in my pants again, or walk about 40 feet to a like river and do it there. I chose the river, because my pants were over flowing as it is, I must have let my control down for a second, because the diarrhea started again, into my pants again. After I gained control of the squirts, I walked over to the river to survey the damage. My panties and short were totally soiled, and I took off my panties, and left them by the river. Then I headed back to my bunk, I changed and headed to my first, activity. Well, one thing which I have learned is once I begin to show the symptoms of my lactose intolerance (i.e. bad gas, severe diarrhea, etc…), I should try to stay close to a bathroom, because the effects of my consume a dairy product comes in waves, usually depending on the amount of the dairy product I consumed. Well that day I had drank a whole pitcher of milk, which ment multiple waves of diarrhea. I pleaded with my counselor to allow me to stay in our bunk so I would not have to go to activities and not be around a toilet, not use she made me go. I remember at second period (about one and a half hours since my first accident) we were playing softball, and I was on second base, watching the batter, getting ready to run to third, when I felt a huge rumble in my stomach, I knew I was about to have diarrhea again, but I couldn't just walk off the field and desert my team, so I decided I would wait until the next time out and get someone to run for me, so I could "go take care of business," well it really didn't work like that, the girl at bat, hit a pop up to the first baseman, and I started to run, I didn't realize that the first baseman (or in this case first basegirl) caught the ball, and I had to run back to second. I turned around, and ran to second, I had to slide, I slid right into the base, and as I did, I let out my load, I let out a huge liquid shit in my pants, my white shorts and undies turned brown in the back, I was soo embarrassed, especially when my friends told me that the boys (that were our age) were walking around us, when I turned around to look, out of shock and sham of completely messing myself in front not only my female friend but my male friends as well, I began to cry as well as pee my pants, I didn't even think I had to pee, but I guess I had to. If these two accidents weren't bad enough, there was another. This one really wasn't an accident, but really a "near miss," anyway, it was 5th period about 4:30p, and I was playing soccer, because of my accidents that morning, my counselors told me that if I felt the need, just leave and go to the bathroom. Well getting back to my story, I was playing soccer, when I felt that familiar rumble in my stomach, that it's time to go again, so I walk off the field to the rec. hall, (there were bathrooms there, and it was closer to the soccer fields than my bunk), when I got there I was almost bursting, well this was bad, there were two stalls, and they were both occupied, while I was thinking what to do, one stall opened up. I quickly ran in, and began to take down my shorts and panties. I had my shorts down, when I felt a squirt of diarrhea into my panties, I quickly "yanked" my panties down, but not in time, my bowels emptied them selves onto the floor, because I just couldn't move myself onto the toilet in time. Luckily I got finished with my "business" and got clean up, and left, before anyone before the girl next to me and anyone else came in! So no one found out, except the poor janitors who had to clean up the floor.

THIS WAS LATER ON THAT SUMMER:

The next accident I can remember that summer was, when we went to a local triple A baseball game, when we got there, we were all given ice cream, and of course I ate all of mine. Well about an hour into the game, my stomach started to rumble, and I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. I guess because it was soo early into the game, there was barely no one in the bathroom, which was good, because not only did I have diarrhea, but I was letting out these really loud, loose farts. After about 10 minutes of this, I felt a lot better, and decided to go out and join my friends. Well at about the beginning of the seventh inning, I started to feel the spasms returning, and excused myself from my friends in hopes of finding a bathroom. Well I got to the bathroom, and there was a huge line out the bathroom door, well I just couldn't wait and let out a squirt into my panties, well a few women in front of me realized and let me into the bathroom a head of them, which was probably just in time, because I ran into the stall, closed the door, and lower my pants, and just as I did that, I had a huge messy accident all over the toilet seat, it was awful, it got all over the seat and the floor, I quickly wiped and walked out. Later that night when I got on the bus, I smelt of shit, because of my dirty panties, and everyone was making fun of me "Blake shit her pants again, Blake shit here pants again." I just had to deal with it, until another girl peed her pants!


If y'all like my accidents, I will type up and send more, I have had tons! It is a lot easier for me to deal with this kind of stuff, if I know everyone else had accidents too. So if u have please send in your stories! More is to come!