Jaime
My g/f and I went camping together this weekend. I had been holding my dump all week because I wanted it to be really good. I waited until she was asleep so I could go and have a nice,long dump on the floor of the woods, and didn't wear any clothes on my adventure so I wouldn't need to squat. It was dark, anyway. Well when I got far enough their was a sign that said we had to use the outhouse. Damn, well I really couldn't hold it at all so I went in there and turned on my flashlight so I could see. I was glad it didn't smell too bad. I sat on the bench and began to push. It was pretty long but easy on my hole. I wasn't sure if I was finished when the log was done, so I leaned back. Well I closed my eyes and must have fallin asleep because next thing I know my g/f had rushed in. I looked up and was like, "hey, I'm going here!" because I had started up again. She was like "I really have to go, Jaime" Just to bother her I let out a massive amount of farts and it realy stunk it ! up. I lifted myself up a bit to show her my turd was coming. She said "C'mon, I'm gonna wet myself" I said "I can't leave this bowl!" She said that if I would spread my legs she'd pee standing up, so I did, and she aimed and went. She actually did spray me a bit but I was naked so I didn't mind. Next thing I knew I heard a turd drop from her ass onto the ground. I helped her clean up and felt bad for not letting her sit. It was great to go to the bathroom with someone else, and this isn't gonna be the first time!
Donnie M
TO THE PHANTOM- I Read your posting and bust out laughing for about 10 minutes, almost peed in my pants. It was really funny as I had run into the same problem myself. Good show!
TO Chad-
If you are that plugged up, nothing short of a small enema will work to fix ya up.
I use a small "blue bulb" syringe you buy at the store for about $9.00
I grease up my butthole, and fill the syringe at the sink with warm water. It holds about a cup or so of water. I squirt that up my ass and sometimes refill it and so it again. I sit down, and its just enough of an enema to break the logjam and get things going with no cramps and all that stuff. It really works and it harmless.
One more thing about using the little enema.
Once I had a chronic case of the runs off and on during the day, and nothing seemed to help at all. In fact sometimes I had the terrible cramps and would poo out a long ribbon of soft poop followed by cramps and more soft poop until I was empty. Aother times I just had a loose watery shit. I was going nuts with this. In order I could carry on daily and work, I would take a mini enema and wash out all that shit that gave me the cramps and runs. It did the trick, I was so thankful.
I went to the doctor and he said, "oh that dont seem like a serious problem,,you might have to stop now and then at a restroom but no big deal"
Oh I was soo pissed off. and tried diet changes and all things I could think of. I usually would have some heartburn, but that was a long standing thing that I took Tums or other antiacid for.
Finally I got totally fed up and went and saw a specialist in internal medicine that practiced mainly stomaach and bowl problems. I had the shits that morning and was sorta cleaned out and went to see him.
I signed in at the office, wrote out my history, and waited for my appointment to see the doctor.
I was escorted to his exam room, took off my clothes and waited.
In came the doctor.
He said hi, Im doctor -------, oh, and"you have a problem with a lot of loose bowels"?
"Yep I said."
OH, you take MAAlOX! He says. Thats your problem. I thought-"what"!!
I had been taking Maalox as an antiacid for some time but never thought that would be a problem. Doctor says, stop taking that and take-(I forget what he named) and you problem will be gone. Call me in a week and let me know.
I quit taking the stuff, and sure enough in one day no more runs, no more cramps, and all that stuff..
I was so flabbergasted, unreal! So then I changed family doctors and went to another local doctor. Sacry he didnt know this basic thing.
So I was so thanful for the little enema that saw me thru some bad times.
I am saying this, as many people out there might and probably do have the same problem and dont know what to do. If they are taking an antiacid containt magnesium and alumium this might be the cause.Thought Id mention this as a help to someome who might use this information.
Any comments or questions welcome.
Donnie MScarlet
ARTHUR--If I were male for a day, I'd like to see what its like to pee, just to see what its like with a penis. Not to mention alot of other things I'd try out, but since they don't involve the bathroom, I won't post them...
JIM--Your mom is really hard on you! You obviously can't help having accidents. If I were a mom, I'd never punish my kid for an accident. Personally, I think having the accident would be bad enough for the kid. You don't deserve to be punished for it. Especially not forced to skip supper.
Thanks to all who responded to my questions. You all helped alot. Sorry this is so short, but I'm really busy...lotta college and family stuff going on. Nothing serious, just busy.
~Scarlet~
Metamucil Man
Hey Movie Fan!!! Here are some more pooping scenes in movies:
THE WASH - Dr. Dre has some serious runs after eating some spicy food, and Snoop Dogg jokes with him saying he has "the bubblies". Also, 2 girls in the movie complain that they have to "go to the bathroom".
SWEET SWEETBACK'S BADASS SONG (1971) - About 24 minutes into the film, Sweetback visits his pal "Beetle". Beetle gets out of the shower and takes a watery dump. Also, there's a scene when the cops raid Beetle's whorehouse looking for Sweetback. One cop chases a girl out of the bathroom while she's trying to pull her underwear up.
Cyber Fiber
RJOGGER
I like the picture with the Asian beauty over the squatter. In fact, any nice gal over a squat toilet would look good!
It is a somewhat warm and overcast Saturday morning here in the northeast. I just got back (around 08:00) from a 12 mile run, with Noreen and Larry. We have a 10K race next Sunday, and we have all been running extra miles to get ready. I will get to the point right away: none of us took our usual, massive pre-run dumps before our little jog, and at about the 8 mile mark, as we were running down a lengthy hill, the urge hit us all. I suggested, if we could hold it, that we run to the hill's bottom, as there was a secluded area off to the left. Everyone agreed, and at the end of the downhill, we all made a beeline for the woods. Larry and I lowered our shorts, squatted and each let fly with a huge turd. It felt so good getting that large one out, I thought my gut would burst before it left. As I peed and looked down at the pile I made, Larry asked Noreen where she was. I looked up, and sure enough, she was nowhere to be seen. Then, out of nowhere, she appeared. "Someone d! ropped the wipes on the trail, and I went and got them. Are you guys done, so little old me can go?", she asked. We both turned around, said yes, and then that dear lady got between us, and with her left hand she wiped Larry and with her right hand, she wiped my ass. Those wet wipes felt good, and Noreen has a very soft touch. Larry and I each got a friendly slap on the ass when the wiping was done, and we stood and raised our drawers. There were two huge piles, each with a turd 2 feet long and over 2 inches thick and smaller ones piled on top. "You guys gonna admire your work or watch me?", Noreen teased, so we both said "Go ahead!", in unison. Noreen stepped between our piles, slid her green shorts and white panties down, then squatted, exposing her pink asshole. There was a slight pause, then, her hole expanded, a light brown turd emerged causing her hole to widen further, then, this really thick snake made its way to the ground, steaming as it landed. "Ugh, that felt lik! e a brick", Noreen grunted, then she peed her famous racehorse stream. "I didn't realize that I had to go that bad", she said. Then she pooped a couple of smaller turds and turned her head. "I'm finished guys". Larry and I picked up the wipes and stepped forward. We each took a couple of wipes, then I looked at Larry and he said "Go ahead, Rich, you first". So I gently wiped Noreen's soiled anus upward, and she turned around and said "That felt nice". Larry wiped and she turned to her hubby and said "Thank you dear", and blew him a kiss. I wiped once more and so did Larry, then Noreen wiped her vaginal area and stood up. As she raised her shorts, she noticed her shit and exclaimed "That is one of the biggest that I have ever done!". She wasn't kidding. Her poop had to be almost 2 and ˝ feet long and close to 3 inches thick. There were another 2 smaller turds on top, to go along with the large one. As we left, we all laughed about how we had just fertilized the forest floor.
OK now for some replies:
Nu - Hi there, young lady. Kathy and I enjoyed your little bit about Carmalita on the pot. So you liked the episode with Michelle? I would have been just as happy if it were you that I was watching. You sound like a very interesting girl, and your poop stories are great. I can just imagine how nice you look sitting on the throne, pooping away. I'll bet the poop videos of you and Angie are spectacular. Be well, hope to speak to again soon.
Outhouse Scott - That was a very interesting story of you being observed by those 2 girls. I know that 10 years old was a long time ago for me, but you are right, the urge to see a girls ass is present at that age and even before.
Diane NY - Hello, race car lady, I enjoyed the news of your auto exploits, and the drunken lady who you was crapping. Alex's crap also sounded pretty hot. Take care.
Quick hellos to Carmalita and Jake, Renee and Patsy, Kim and Scott, Sarah and Megan, Annie and Robbie, Jane, Buzzy, Rizzo, Jeff A and Denise and Muggs (are you still out there?).
SO long everyone.
Justin
Hey, I have not posted for a long time, but I thought some dudes who post here might enjoy an experience I had today. I decided to attend a Highschool baseball game held at a field owned by the city. I got there too early. The home team was already warming up, but the guests from a nearby town had not yet arrived. I thought it would be a good time to take a good shit. The restroom has a trough urinal and then further in are two doorless stalls. I got comfortable on the crapper in the first stall. I was just getting started pinching a loaf, when I heard loud laughter as the visiting team came in to use the restroom. One guy went into the stall next to me and other dudes waited outside the two stalls. They didn't hassle me, but I could hear them razzing the dude in the next stall and telling him to hurry up. I heard him say: "Hey guys, I'm going to let it come out naturally, no pushing for me!" After dropping a few logs, I reached for the TP. When I started to wipe! my butt, one of two dudes waiting outside the stall said to the other: "Hey looks as if that guy is almost done. OK if I go first?" The other said it was OK. I flushed, but kinda fumbled with my pants and came out of the stall. I was still adjusting my fly buttons outside the stall and saw the one player go into the stall and sit down. I heard some quick plops. The crapping dude says to the other: "Hey man, this feels real good." I then left. It's always cool to be in a public restroom with a group of loud teens having a good time!
Jason the poop lover. One time when I was in high school, I had the school lunch. It wasn't that good, but good enough. I felt fine, but in the last period of the day, my stomach hurt very badly. The pain was horrible. All of a sudden, I felt shit moving in my intestines. It was diarrhea. I tried to hold it but it was coming out. There was fifteen minutes of class left. I was in too much pain to consentrate on my class work. I finally finished it. It was an art class, so I was able to pace around. That helped me hold it and take the pain better. When the class finally ended, it seemed like forever, I went straight to the bathroom. It was coming out, and quickly, so I had to hurry. I baarely made it tto the toilet, and it started to come out the moment I sat down. It's funny because the pain in my stomach was horrible, but the poop felt so good coming out, I was moaning and saying out loud, "Oh yes!" I had to say it quietly because other people were in the bathroom. It was! coming out like watery gravy. It was like rain drops. It took two minutes to completely come out. I stood up to wipe and I noticed that it was still dripping out of my ass. I had to keep my ass over the toilet when I first wiped so that it wouldn't drip into my Froot of the Loom undies. I had to wipe ten times. The shit was brown. When I finished shitting, my stomack stopped hurting. I was so glad because that was one of the worst stomach akes that I ever had. I think the lunch food gave me diarrhea. That was my adventure for that day.
One time I had five homemade tacos for dinner, and when I was finished eating them, my stomach started hurting, and I had diarrhea. The shit was coming out like Niagra Falls. It was that watery. It poured out quickly. That took three minutes to come out. It was brown. My stomach stopped hurting when I was done. I wiped ten times. Farting sound were made while it was coming out.
Sometimes my poop is green, and sometimes red. Is anyone elses these two colors?
I have a few pissing stories. One time I was over my friend Andrew's house playing hide and seek. I had to pee and used his basement bathroom. I peed for about a minute. While I was peeing, Andrew kept opening the door to see. He was laughing.
One day I was home alone and had to pee. I felt like being nasty, so I peed in the bathroom sink. I thought it was fun, so I did it again and again. The sink smelled like piss when I was done. I got rid of the smell by running water out of the faucet.
When I was coming home from school one day, I had to piss. I felt like pissing outside, so I pissed in the back yard. On another day, I pissed on the basement floor. I like being nasty. My piss is light yellow, but sometimes clear. Is anyone elses piss these two colors?Jason the pooper. One time I was taking a bath and I had to piss real bad. I was in the middle of taking the bath in the tub. The tub was full of water already and the room was cold, so I said what the hey. Then I pointed my dick up and started to piss all over my body. It felt so good. It warmed me up. It was so thrilling, I did it the next time I took a bath. But it made me smell like piss and it stank. So I washed it off.
One time I was oveer my friend Andrew's house playing in the back yard. Andrew had to doodoo. We went behind the garage and he pulled his pants down and bent over. I went behind him and sat on my knees to watch. He opened his ass and let loose. I saw up his hole. The shit was coming out very slowly. It was brown. It stank a lot. He was moaning and breathing hard. He pushed a whole lot and it still moved slowly. It was a long turd. About ten inches long. It took a lot of pushes. When it came out, it ploped on the ground. I heard a sigh of relief when it came out. It took ten minutes for it to come out. It was the only one to come out. He asked me if I enjoyed it and I said, "yeah."Pooping Jason. In Kindergarten, I was the doodoo kid. In first grade I was the pee kid. Recently, I went to bed very tired. I didn't feel like pissing before going to sleep. I went to sleep at 10pm and woke up at 2am pissing on myself. I was pissing because I had to piss real bad. I went to the bathroom and finished pissing on myself. I felt the piss trinkling down my left leg. It felt like something crawling on me. It was moving slowly. It was warm. I changed pants and undies and went back to bed. Two weeks later, I woke up at 3amm with a very bad stomach ake. I had to shit bad. It was coming out quickly. I had diarrhea. The moment I sat down, it came out. It was pouring out fast. I was moaning because it my stomach hurt real bad. The shit was very watery. I made fart noises while I doodooed. It would not stop coming out. I thought I was going to doodoo all night. It kept coming and coming, like I ate the whole kitchen the day before. The pain in my stomach got worse and! worse. I put my arms on my legs and laid my head on my arms. I could no longer take the pain. The pain got so bad, I was saying "ow" as I was shitting. The poop got more and more watery. It would not stop coming out. Then I leaned back hoping that it would come out quicker, but it didn't work. I started to get hard because the pain in my stomach was so great. My dick was slowly getting bigger and bigger. Everytime I shit, I put it under the toilet seat so I can have an easier time when I get hard. It finally became as big as it can. I moved back so that it would fit inside the toilet. Piss was coming out as fast as the shit. It did not stop till I was almost done shitting. Finally, after 20 minutes, I was done shitting and my stomach no longer hurt. I got up to wipe and saw that the shit was green. This rarely happens. It was a light green color. I wiped 15 times to completely clean myself. I flushed once and washed my hands and went back to sleep. Does anyone elses stomach! hurt when they have diarrhea? How bad? Three weeks after the diarrhea, I became sick. I had spaghetti for dinner. A full plate. It was piled high. I ate it all. At ten, I went to bed. At eleven, I woke up and threw up one big pile of spaghetti. It was thick. It was brownish red. I threw up once that day. The next day, I had homemade tacos. 5 of them. 30 minutes later, I started throwing up. It tasted horrible. My stomach felt like a roller coaster. It was 9pm when I started throwing up. I threw up 30 times in 30 minutes. It was redish brown and thick. When I was done throwing up, I got some water. 30 minutes later, I threw up another ten times. That took 30 minutes. It was orange and thick. I got some more water. I was making a lot of throw up sounds when I threw up. I threw up in the toilet. Then I went to bed. I went to school the next day and was fine. Does anyone's stomach hurt when they throw up? How bad? What color is your doodoo? What color is your throw up? How does! your throw up taste? Does your butt hurt when you doodoo? How hard do you push when you doodoo? How much do you moan and grunt and how hard do you breathe when you doodoo?How bad does your doodoo stink? How does it sound coming out? Alia, Stef, can you answer these questions?
One time I went to doodoo, and the first one was a hard, smooth turd that felt very good. It took 3 minutes to push out. Then the second doodoo came out as diarrhea instead of a turd. It took one minute for that to come out. It was brown. It stank. I wiped 5 times.
Jason the poop lover. It's fun to see shit and piss stories. Does anyone have any throw up stories? One time I was doodooing and it was very spiky. I was leaning forward pushing, and the spikiness was different. It was so spiky, it was like a brush with knives as brissles coming out. I was pushing very hard. My butt hurt very bad. It was not big, but it was about ten inches long. It was very hard. It took me a while to push the first one out. The second one came, and it was the same, but it was very big. I pushed and pushed and pushed and it took a while but came out as long as the first one. Then a third one came. It was moving very slowly. I had trouble pushing it out. It didn't want to move. I put my head between my knees and hands on the floor, took a very deep breath, and pushed as hard as I could. It came out very quickly. It just popped out. It felt so good too. All three of them did. I was tired after all that pushing. It took ten minutes to push them out. When I ! stood up to wipe, I looked at them and saw that they were all red. It was like they were bloody. My butt hurt bad pushing them out. When I was done shitting, I was hard. I pissed the whole time I pooped. My piss was yellow. Did anyone ever shit or vomit blood before? I doodooed blood before. The next time my shit was that spiky, it was red because it was bloody. I was not sick. I don't know why it was bloody. It just happens at times. It just happens to be green at times too. It's usually brown. Who else likes to shit? Who else thinks shitting feels good? Who else gets hard when they shit?
Jason the poop lover to outhouse Scott. What you said about your diet was really interesting. I wanted to ask you - Do you shit more since you've been eating more? How soft and how firm are your BMs? How big are your firm ones? Reubens is candy, right? How much liquid shit does it give you? One hour is quick for your shit to become liquid. One time, my shit poured out like water from a faucet. My stomach hurt really bad when that happened. It was brown.
Jason the poop lover. I was shitting one time and it was half chunky half watery and felt very good. I was hard because it felt so good. I pissed the whole time I pooped. It came out for ten minutes straight. I wiped fifteen times. It was brown. I flushed and washed my hands. 30 minutes later my stomach hurt badly. I shit again. The same way.
Jason the poop lover. I found an entry from 15 year old Tracy Schmidt who dreamed she used the bathroom, really used it on herself, and had rolled around in it while she was sleep. That happened to me many times. i dreamed I pissed and woke up having pissed on myself and changed my pants and undies. I dreamed I was shitting and woke up having shitted diarrhea on myself and changed pants and undies. One time I threw up many times in my sleep all over my bed.
Ben In Iowa
I had a really cool like. Here are the stories.
First one. Friday night I put on a pair of old briefs and a pair of gray shorts and went into the bathroom as soon as my parents were asleep. I got in the shower and held waited until I was ready. Well I took a few minutes for my bladder to let it go. But once it did I let go with the pee I've ever had. I felt totall relief as my grey pants turned a dark gray. It covered both legs and most of my crotch. I loved it.
Saturday I put on another old pair of briefs and went to the bathroom after my parents went to bed. I sat on the toilet with my briefs on and started pushing out a big load of poop. I hadn't gone it three days so I knew it was going to be big. I had trouble getting started. So I kept pushing until this huge turd fell in. After that about 5 pieces of poop came out and made the bulge bigger. I got up and looked in the mirror and the bulge was huge. So I dumped the poop in the toilet and cleaned the briefs and took a shower.
Last storie. Thursday Ashley was over here. My brother was gone so I made a dare. I dared her to put on a diaper and use it if neccessary. She said yes only I had to do it too. So I put one on and we played vidoe games. Pretty soon she was fidgitting pretty bad. I asked her what was wrong and she said she had to pee badley. I had to go badley too. She said please Ben I don't want to go by myself wet yours too. I said ok. She started going and her and her diaper started sagging. We only had our shirts and diapers on. So I started going and it was a lot and it started leaking so I kept going. She was done but her diaper had leaked a lot. We threw away the diapers away cleaned up the pee, and cleaned our selves and went back to playing Mario Party 2.
More Later
Do all guys get hard when they take a shit?
Raine
CHAD B:Kneeling on the floor with your shins flat on the ground;your back bent right over;your chest tight flat against your thighs and the floor;your bottom pushed out and slightly up,and your chin resting on your cupped hands with your elbows on the ground in front of you;is a great way for deeply promoting bowel movement in a natural,soothing fashion.Hold the pose just while you are watching TV,or reading a book or magazine on the ground,for 5-10 minutes.
Make sure you let all your weight completely relax into the floor and up into your bottom;gravity helps.Relax for aforementioned time.Also,to comfort your insides,dab a little Vaseline warmed from your hands with a small amount of very warm(not hot)water.You can also eat kiwi fruit!That's quite magical for constipation.
Much love,
Raine.Bye.Mark B
Noel - Like you I have been deliberately pooing in my underpants recently - I have found that the most convenient place is to do it in the bathroom before having a shower etc. Instead of pulling my pants down and sitting on the toilet I just stand and do it in my underpants - I like the feel of the warm poo against my arsecheeks. I then empty it it the toilet and wipe myself. I like it better if the underpants are tight. But if I feel its going to be runny or very soft I don't do this because its too messy. Or I might just do the hard part in my pants, but sit down on the toilet later to do the soft stuff before I wipe I've only started trying this out since I started reading this site, which I have been reading on and off for 2 or 3 years. Sometimes I do a poo with my underpants on but crouching and looking in a mirror at the bulge forming. I've never wet myself as well though. Next time I poo in my pants I'm going to try peeing in them as well. But the subject of peeing d! oesn't excite me at all, whereas doing a poo does.
Regards
Mark Bbigd
To Diane Ny: regarding your urine becoming dark and getting an odor. Before you run off to the doctor try drinking more water. If you don't drink enough water the waste products in your urine are more concentrated causing the darker color. Short funny thing happened recently. I play in an orchestra and at one of our recent dress rehearsals in the orchestra pit somebody let out a SBD that made my eyes roll up inside my head. I was trapped! It caused a bit of commotion in the section. I know who did it too. Arrrrgh.
Andre
I got a question if a person eats the same thing will there farts have the same smell. I'm just wondering because when me and my dad went to Haiti (a family member died) we ate the exact same thing I think it was boiled eggs and plagton (plagnton is sorta like a banana but you can cook it). Me and my dad was farting for days. You know how when you finish boiling eggs and you finish it has a faint smell thats how my fart smelled. And another question , if you get to much grease in your system can you get diareah this happened to me and my dad in Haiti too.
He told me when he was younger he always ate take out and kept getting diareah , he went to the doctor and the doctor said he eats too much greace. Is that true? And one other question when I came back from Haiti I started getting diareah my dad said its because of the water I drank is that true? Please answer these questions if you can? I think that traveling to other countries is a way to explore your poop.
Why do I need to put the e-mail adress? Every time I put my e-mail you dont e-mail me.jim
my mom babysits this 7 year old kid across the street now, we are sorta friends but we play together now, and he was in my room one day and i was playing on the computer and he was waching and he was real jumpy and walking back and forth all the time. i smelled poop after a while and i asked him if he wants to play, he got in my chair and sat on his nees i looked at his but and it was sticking out a little. he was wearing bluejean shorts, i reached over and touched his but and he said hey. i said you need to go change before mom sees. so we went to the bathroom and he pulled his pants down and he said he needed help getting his poop out, so i pulled his underware down slowly so it wouldnt fall out. i dumped it in the toilet and he put his pants back on by himself. we went back and played. i asked him why he pooped and he was afraid to ask me he said. i said its ok i poop to cause i wait to long. another time he peed his pants a little before he made it to the toilet, it was ! a little wet spot but showed up cause he had on jeans. i will tell more later. by
tike
skater boy: there are a few movies i've seen where a girl is supposedly taking a shit. there's a freign movie called "turkish delight" with rutger hauer where his girlfriend is taking adump and you can hear plopping sounds. not many movies hve the sound, but some do inquire. like in "since you've been gone" teri hatcher is sitting on the toilet reading a magazine which implies what she's doing. also in "denise callsup" a lady is on the toilet with her labtop acraos her lap. in "twenty one" patsy kesit is on the toilet at the end of the movie for a few minutes while she taljks to the camera. if you know any more, please post.
Pico Tamale (The Butterfly)
Hey, fellow fecal-fans:
Jeff A, I loved your story about your wife Denise, man! I wish that my girlfriend Denise was like your wife! She would not dream of letting me into the bathroom to watch her. @ least, she has not gotten to that point, yet. God knows when she will, if ever. I can't wait, though. I heard a lot of loud plops, today. She has been kind of bunged up, the last couple of days, you know? Question for you, Jeff A:why didn't you wipe your wife's butt, while you were in there? I mean, that is the difference, between being just an spectator, and an active-participant. I am sure you would agree. Although, I have been neither, sorry to say!
Until later,
Pico
RJOGGER
I like the picture with the Asian beauty over the squatter. In fact, any nice gal over a squat toilet would look good!
It is a somewhat warm and overcast Saturday morning here in the northeast. I just got back (around 08:00) from a 12 mile run, with Noreen and Larry. We have a 10K race next Sunday, and we have all been running extra miles to get ready. I will get to the point right away: none of us took our usual, massive pre-run dumps before our little jog, and at about the 8 mile mark, as we were running down a lengthy hill, the urge hit us all. I suggested, if we could hold it, that we run to the hill's bottom, as there was a secluded area off to the left. Everyone agreed, and at the end of the downhill, we all made a beeline for the woods. Larry and I lowered our shorts, squatted and each let fly with a huge turd. It felt so good getting that large one out, I thought my gut would burst before it left. As I peed and looked down at the pile I made, Larry asked Noreen where she was. I looked up, and sure enough, she was nowhere to be seen. Then, out of nowhere, she appeared. "Someone d! ropped the wipes on the trail, and I went and got them. Are you guys done, so little old me can go?", she asked. We both turned around, said yes, and then that dear lady got between us, and with her left hand she wiped Larry and with her right hand, she wiped my ass. Those wet wipes felt good, and Noreen has a very soft touch. Larry and I each got a friendly slap on the ass when the wiping was done, and we stood and raised our drawers. There were two huge piles, each with a turd 2 feet long and over 2 inches thick and smaller ones piled on top. "You guys gonna admire your work or watch me?", Noreen teased, so we both said "Go ahead!", in unison. Noreen stepped between our piles, slid her green shorts and white panties down, then squatted, exposing her pink asshole. There was a slight pause, then, her hole expanded, a light brown turd emerged causing her hole to widen further, then, this really thick snake made its way to the ground, steaming as it landed. "Ugh, that felt lik! e a brick", Noreen grunted, then she peed her famous racehorse stream. "I didn't realize that I had to go that bad", she said. Then she pooped a couple of smaller turds and turned her head. "I'm finished guys". Larry and I picked up the wipes and stepped forward. We each took a couple of wipes, then I looked at Larry and he said "Go ahead, Rich, you first". So I gently wiped Noreen's soiled anus upward, and she turned around and said "That felt nice". Larry wiped and she turned to her hubby and said "Thank you dear", and blew him a kiss. I wiped once more and so did Larry, then Noreen wiped her vaginal area and stood up. As she raised her shorts, she noticed her shit and exclaimed "That is one of the biggest that I have ever done!". She wasn't kidding. Her poop had to be almost 2 and ˝ feet long and close to 3 inches thick. There were another 2 smaller turds on top, to go along with the large one. As we left, we all laughed about how we had just fertilized the forest floor.
OK now for some replies:
Nu - Hi there, young lady. Kathy and I enjoyed your little bit about Carmalita on the pot. So you liked the episode with Michelle? I would have been just as happy if it were you that I was watching. You sound like a very interesting girl, and your poop stories are great. I can just imagine how nice you look sitting on the throne, pooping away. I'll bet the poop videos of you and Angie are spectacular. Be well, hope to speak to again soon.
Outhouse Scott - That was a very interesting story of you being observed by those 2 girls. I know that 10 years old was a long time ago for me, but you are right, the urge to see a girls ass is present at that age and even before.
Diane NY - Hello, race car lady, I enjoyed the news of your auto exploits, and the drunken lady who you was crapping. Alex's crap also sounded pretty hot. Take care.
Quick hellos to Carmalita and Jake, Renee and Patsy, Kim and Scott, Sarah and Megan, Annie and Robbie, Jane, Buzzy, Rizzo, Jeff A and Denise and Muggs (are you still out there?).
SO long everyone.Annie and(Robby)
Hi all!
Robby and the girls are out getting me a gift! Yes, my birthday is Tuesday! I am too old to think of such things. An interesting incident happened after the we arrived home from the Faure "Requiem" last night. Robby and Meg went to the loos. As I was waiting I heard weeping coming from the downstairs loo. I opened the door and Robby was sitting on the toidy crying his eyes out. I also heard a big plop! I asked;"Whatever is the matter". He looked up at me but couldn't speak. I knew. I just held him and rubbed his ????. He cullompted a couple of more pieces and weed. He wiped and stood up. We hugged and he gave me a big kiss. We didn't have to say a word. Also, Meghan fell apart in the upstairs loo. She was pooing and crying. Sari sat with her! Sometimes painful memories come back when there is a rememberance service.
DEAR INA: Thank you for your kind words. We are sorry we opened old wounds for you. We won't speak of it again. On to happier things. Robby says that there are many pompus singers in Berlin for the animation project,LOL! Are you a part of it? We hope so! Also, Robby has loads of stories about singers weeing into plants, weeing and pooing in their knickers, telling of their toidy experiences! The girls and I are trying our travelmates in the backyard this evening. Robby will supervise,LOL! We didn't know that "Fraeulein" was old fashion now. What do you say now? Please tell us! Our German isn't good. Now, "sauce" means liquor. "Pop" means having a drink. There is so much American and British slang. Tell us when you don't understand. Don't be embarrassed. Robby said he did tell off his friends on "Chicago Hope". What they said back isn't printable,LOL! We understand that your brother is a lawyer. DON'T be sad! Dear, you have many friends in Berlin, London, and certainly on! this forum!! HAPPY EASTER! Take care, Lots of Lovexx and a big hug from Annie and(Robby)
DEAR DAMSEL: Hi there! Robby wanted to tell you that he isn't put off by the "ice queen" statement about the plying of the drink. He realizes your predicament. I have to tell you that Sue was his wife. She is deceased. He is unattached at the moment. The girls and I only have seen Steve's willy in virtual cyberspace. We can imagine the amazement you had when you actually saw it live,LOL! Glad you are a part of the WSPC!! Keep practicing the standup wee!! If you can get to a computer please keep writing to us! We really enjoy you!! HAPPY EASTER! Take care, Lovexx Annie and(Robby).
DEAR STEVE AND LOUISE: Hi dear friends! STEVE, we know you are getting a bit bonkers with Louise and Damsel around,LOL! Sneeking around so you can have a wee without your willy being stared at!! LOUISE: The girls and I are going to try out the travelmates tonight. Robby is taking pictures,LOL! Speaking of pictures, Meghan said she couldn't see you on the page 3 in the "STAR". Robby said that you are too much a lady and Steve wouldn't stand for it,LOL! Take care and have a HAPPY EASTER! Lovexxxx from Annie and(Robby)
ANNA: Welcome to the forum! We really enjoyed your squatting story. Keep with us! Robby's girls are University students, too! Take care! Annie and(Robby)
TODD AND DIANA: Hi friends!! So glad to have you back!! We look forward to the wedding and the birth! Yes, we still read in the toidy! "People" and "The Union Jack". Sari still reads her law notes. That would give me the runs,LOL! Take care and Lots of Lovexx from Annie(and Robby)
DEAR PV: Hi gal! We were watching a ladies golf tounament on the tele and they were interviewing Karrie Webb. The interview was cut short and the camera followed her as she quickly walked into the clubhouse. We could visualize Miss Webb ripping down her shorts and knickers and weeing a huge stream into the bowl. Also there might be a few trumps and a log or two for a encore! Robby and I would gladly help you with the sunburn cream. Wish we were there! Take care, Lovexxx, a big hug, and a huge GRIN! Annie and (Robby)
DEAR KENDAL, LAWN DOGS KID, and ELLEN: We realize that you must be in the Lake District for Easter! I have an Easter story for you from the past! We had gotten home from services and I was still in my Easter emsemble. Mum and Dad had gone over to some friends. Robby and I were watching the tele. I got up and went to the toidy. I lifted my skirt, pulled off my knickers and sat down. A torrent of wee went into the bowl. I looked up and saw Robby standing there grinning. I motioned him to come in. He sat on the edge of the bath. He held my hand and stroked my hair. I finished weeing and then I plympted a couple of pieces into the pan. I let go of Robby's hand and reached for the tissue. Robby held my dress up while I wiped. I got up and gave him a big hug!! We hope your Easter is a wonderful one and to your family, also! Lots of Lovexxxx and mega hugs from Aunty Annie and(Uncle Robby)
WISHING A HAPPY EASTER TO ALL!!
SPECIAL HELLOS TO: Dear Rizzo, Rjogger and Kathy, Tim and Sarah, Jane and Gary, Ephermal-hope Passover and your play went well!, Nu-enjoyed the story, Carmalita and the family, Eleanor-are you settled in Exeter?, Adele, Elena, Cousin, LindaGS, Jeff A-love ya!, Ellie and Little Lou!
ANNIE AND(ROBBY)jw
CARMALITA : Oh boy your stories are soooooo HOT !!! I'd LOVE to read
some of your, shall we say saucier exploits..... What a lucky guy your
man is. I remember the only time I saw anyone other than my wife
pooping, was on a work trip a few years ago. I had a fairly long drive
and I pulled into a nice shady spot in a beautiful wooded area. There were no other cars around, and as I'd a sandwich with me I took it out of the car and sat under a tree. A few minutes later, I hear this other car pull up, and out gets these two drop dead beautiful women. One I say would be in her mid 30s, and the other about 40ish. They cross the road to where I'm sitting, and both pull off their panties. They were just about to start, when one of them spotted me. " Oh S*** Mary, there's a bloke having his lunch there" " Look, sorry ladies" I said
" If you gotta go, you gotta go. Don't mind me. Go on relieve yourselves" " Oh what the heck" Said the other one. I watched with growing excitement as the pair started to pee. And boy what a pee..
" Oooooh that feels better already " Said the older one. Next I heard
a loud fart coming from her wonderful bum followed by another. My eyes
almost popped out of my head when I saw a turd starting to come out of her butt. Her friend also started to shit as well. Two lovely women
shitting right in front of me was a dream come true. The first one had dropped an enormous one. It must have been about twenty inches long. Her
younger friends first turd was almost as big. Not as long but thicker.
Both had a huge crap right in front of me. They got some kleenex from
their handbags, wiped themselves, and were about to leave when the younger one spoke. " I hope you enjoyed the show " " You bet I did "
Was my truthfull reply. Well, they got into their car and drove off.
I went over to their gigantic pile of turds, and saw the steam coming from them. The smell was heavenly. That was probably the most exciting moment of my entire life. Although that was 20 years ago, I can remember it as though it was yesterday. It STILL makes me hot thinking about it now.
Hello everyone, sorry I haven't posted in a while.
Can you tell if you are in good health by your poo? Throughout my life I have hardly been ill and throughout my school life I missed about 5/6 days altogether, as I was hardly ever off sick. I always produce good, firm loads and it is always quite a lot and I only poo twice a week, at the most. Most of the time, when I haven't been holding it in for ages, I never have to grunt and strain hard. (i'm 17 now by the way, but 18 in 2 weeks!)
I'm sure most females on here have and regularly encounter queues for toilets. Although this seems strange considering i'm male, I have encountered this too. I have encountered it a few times at service stations when going on holidays down to Cornwall (England), despite there being quite a lot of toilets. Another time I encountered it was at a football (soccer) match. It was a few years ago on a Boxing Day, and I was watching my team play an away match against Stoke City at the Britannia Stadium. By the time half-time came I was dying for a piss, so I went onto the concourse and made my way to the mens toilets. To my horror, when I got there, there was a queue. I had no alternative but to wait in line, as I was bursting. By the time I actually got into the toilets I was shocked at how many there were. There was just TWO urinals which could fit about 5 people each, and the reason I was shocked was, not only because of the lack of urinals, but it was a brand new s! tadium which had only just been opened the year before. I also noticed there was only about 3 ordinary toilets available for pooing. Luckily though, there was two sets of mens toilets, but I was still horrified at the lack of actual toilets. Anyway, I had finally got my go, and by the time I got back to my seat, the second half was just kicking off, so it took me a whole 15 minutes to get to the toilet, have a piss and get back.
MEGHAN & SARAH S - Your stories are great! Do you two regularly get to enjoy your poos (i.e. pooing regularly)? As I said previously, I normally only poo about twice a week at the most, but when I do poo I always enjoy it, and its always a good load. Keep the good stories coming!
Anyway, thats all for now. I actually need a poo now, so i'm gonna go now and i'll write about it in my next post!
Chocolate Delights
I have been visiting this forum, on and off for around two years now and I am always amazed by the number of men, particularly in my age group who enjoy the thought of a woman going to the toilet for a poo.
I am approaching 50 and have spent most of my life following this obsession. Even now the thought of a woman needing to go to the toilet sends my head spinning and my imagination running.
I remember many occasions where I have listened to women pooping on the toilet. I believe it started with my mother, who suffered from regular bouts of constipation when I was young. My sister, who was 18 months years younger than me and I, would often listen to my mothers toilet activities when we were playing. I suppose at that time, I was only about five or six. Later on my interest steadily grew and has never diminished.
One memorable occasion was when I was about 19. I was a student and was spending much of my time at home during the holidays. On that particular occasion, My mother, who worked locally, returned home at mid day to get lunch. We both had a light meal of soup and sandwiches and I remember watching her as she washed up afterwards. I noticed that as she stood at the sink she performed a ritual dance, tapping one foot on the ground whilst gently shaking her bottom. Her face was mildly contorted as if she was under some tension. I immediately recognised this as her ‘poo’ dance. My attention was clearly aroused and sure enough within a couple of minutes, she headed for the stairs, taking deliberately small steps. As soon as she reached the top, I followed quietly, stopping about half way up. In her hast she had left the bathroom door, which lead off the small landing, slightly ajar. I could see the moving shadows cast by her body through the slit as she prepared for her ordeal! . I could clearly hear the classic rustle as she pulled down her panties and tights before making herself comfy on the seat. A brief period of silence followed, which was broken by the characteristic hiss of her urine stream against the porcelain. This continued for around six seconds before losing its impetus and finally subsiding in to a dying trickle directly into the water. I listened with increased attentiveness. I then heard several short trickles occurring at approximately two second intervals. At the same time I could detect from the shadows her body moving in time with these events and the accompanying creaks from the toilet seat as she began to push her load. Incidentally my mother never grunted. However after a couple of seconds I heard the triumph of her labours. This started with a simple ‘plip….plop..plip..’ sound, which was clearly a few small nuggets breaking away from the end of the main turd. It must have been a very hard jobbie. I have often visualis! ed the sight of her fully dilated anus just as the tip of the hardend turd started to emerge. This was again followed by a short period of silence, which was quickly broken by a huge ploosh…. The sound is almost impossible to describe but extremely arousing to listen to, as I am sure most of you know She then wiped and I quickly returned to wait in the living room. A few minutes later she left to return to work and I went to the bathroom where the heady aroma of the solid jobbie still prevailed.
Before I finish, I have a question for the ladies. My mother always wore a smart suit, consisting of a tight dress and matching jacket. I have often wondered how women cope with tight dresses when visiting the toilet. Do they wriggle them upwards over their hips or do they simply pull them down to the ground? My wife very rarely wears a dress and certainly not a tight fitting one.
Anyway I think that’s enough for now.Ben In Iowa
I love that camerra. I'd love to know what bathroom thats in so Ashley could use it.
I thought I'd tell you guys that Sum 41's music video of Fat Lip has a scene were a girl is peeing outside and her friend is shooing away the camerra.
More Later
Pooping Boy
Love the new pic! I stumbled across this site through Google and absolutely love it! Here is a story of my own:
I was at my local gym, in the bathroom taking a poop. As I sat there, the door came flying open, and there was a hot woman standing there. I asked her what she was doing in her, she replied that the ladies bathroom was closed, and she needed to poop. I offered her my toilet in exchange for me being able to watch. SHE AGREED to my delight! I watched her as she began to grunt, then I saw it, the head of her turd! She finished going, wiped, then left. IT WAS AWESOME!
Saturday, March 30, 2002
Arthur
I've asked a similar question before but hypothetically what would everyone here do if they were the opposite gender in regards to going to the bathroom.Like if you suddenly woke up as the opposite gender do you think your habits in regard to the bathroom would change.Guys would you try to pee standing or use a urinal.Just kind of wondering what other people think about going to the bathroom as the opposite gender.Like what do you think it's be like and how you'd react.Would anyone like to experience that even if only for a day or something?
For someone who asked I was the one who posted about the cultural differences regarding urination stance such as of the arabs and native americans.I'm interested if anyone else knows any customs relating to bathrooms etc. in other cultures.In the islamic religion there are many rituals regarding using the bathroom.How do yall sit on the toilet? Straight up or bend over?
Bryian
To Bill: I liked your story...that sounds nasty that bathrooom! That reminds me when i was like 5-10 years old i'd go to this day camp and the boys bathroom always smelled really bad and the toilets and sinks were really old. I even remember seeing their turds left in the toilet. I don't remember if they had doors. Then when i was 11 the camp went bankrupt and closed..that place was a dump any way.
To skater boy: Loved that story...way to go on a date...finding someone who lets you wipe their butt..very cool!
To Peeper: I liked that story about your girl friend pooping in the woods for you
I got a small urge to shit..im gonna hold on a while...i like that picHas anyone tried to freeze a turd in liquid nitrogen? Has anyone put a turd in concentrated sulfuric acid or nitric acid?