Traveling Guy
Yesterday I worked on a project in an office with lots of work/study college students around. One female student talked about the bathrooma in her dorm. It seems that her campus has no sorority houses, so the sorority members live on dorm wings in certain buildings. The girl who was telling this story lives on an opposite, non-sorority wing of her dorm. Some of her friends among the sorority girls, she said, have been told by their upperclass sisters to go to the bathrooms in the other wings to take a dump, so as not to stink up the sorority bathrooms. The girl telling this said, "I don't know what those girls eat or drink, but the sure do stink up our bath. It's abnormal to go someplace else just to poop. What's normal is to take a good, big, stinky dump wherever you want. Do they think they're so special that they can't poop in front of one another?" My kinda girl there!
JOSH - I'm no expert on enemas, but I use them sometimes and have read up on them, especially lately, because my 18 y/o daughter has to take them as part of a medical diet she's on. Maybe doctors have some good reason for saying enemas shouldn't be given to children, but just because they're invasive and embarrassing doesn't sound like reason enough to me. In very young children, I'd be afraid that the giver might not get all the air out of the bag and hose, so it would then get injected with the liquid, possibly causing painful cramping. Also, there is always a risk of damaging the rectum with the nozzle or the colon or higher intestinal areas if the water pressure is too great.
But, IMHO, if the giver studies up on the proper liquid mixture, temperature, and flow and gives the enema carefully, I don't see why it shouldn't work for children to prevent the constipation you mentioned. For everyone, it's important that enemas be used only once in a while, so that regular bowel action isn't harmed. (The same can be said of laxatives.) And, if a doctor advises against an enema in a certain case, I'd definitely go with that advice.
I'd rather see kids have a good diet with lots of fiber that favors regular bowel movements than to take enemas or, far worse, laxatives. A doctor once told me that good diet, combined with developing a specific toilet time, can help a lot of kids to overcome chronic constipation.
PUNK ROCK GIRL - In the third outhouse you described, the bucket type, were there any doors or partitions? I admire you for going when you had to, even with guys for company.
CARMALITA - Heya!! Long time, no greet, huh? Think you could get your Peruvian friend to tell us some of her favorite outdoor pooping or peeing stories?DIANE NY
Yellooooooooo! It’s so f--king good to be out of the hospital. It sucked like rotting shit in there. Well let me tell you about what happened as I left the hospital and hopped in my car. Well I was on the highway at night and all of a sudden my favorite song came on the radio. Rose Royce- Carwash. This song made me go from 85 to 125 in no time. So As I’m listening I feel a nice piss come along. Well I hadn’t pissed for 3 days so I thought what the hell. I pull over and after the song finished, I stepped out of the car. I squatted ever so slightly and pissed. I was wearing a short skirt. I hardly ever wear panties, to me they are kind of constricting if you catch my drift. It lasted for well over a minute. After I finished, I got back in my car and drove home.
Today when I was at the hair-stylist (my first time there, I have always wore my hair the same way all my life, thought I might try something different, long everyday kina gets tiresome and dull). We while I was there a woman sitting in a chair next to me, accidentally lets this huge, wet, and bubbly fart out. Her face went red. My stylist and I raised an eyebrow and laughed. The woman said she had beans for breakfast. A very interesting experience indeed.
Later today I was doing some searching and I found this tape labeled Diane’s first potty use. I was curious, so I popped the tape in the VCR and I saw this tape was shot by my mom and dad. It shows me on the potty. I hear brrrrap. I farted then my dad went “ she takes after her daddy I see”. I laughed when I saw this. I was about one when this was shot. Well 97% of me is my dad, the other three my mom. Then I stand up and dad zooms in on the potty and mom says I filled it with poo. I looked and saw a lot of soft shit piled on top of each other. The potty was pretty damn full, And I still have that same habit to this day, albeit on a larger scale. That was a nice piece of my past to look at although I have no memory of the event. It was very funny.
In a few weeks I’ll be staying in my dads cabin in Up- State NY. It been passed down from my grandfather to my dad, and then to me. I pay each month for its maintenance and well keeping, might as well see what I’m paying for. Never been up there. Hope I’ll have lots of shitting in the woods experiences up there.
I’ve been away in the hospital for so long, I was unable to track what was going on here. Its just know I’m finding out RJOGGER and his wife Kathy were killed in an auto accident. My God, I can’t believe it that’s just horrible. I’ve always had a strong hate for drunk drivers, this makes the hate that much more intensified. Rich and Kathy, may the two of you rest in peace. I’ll shall miss you two very much.
I’ll report back Sunday night after I catch up on some late reading.
Peace.
anonymus
My 8 year old daughter just had a huge accident. We were walking to church when suddenly a bulge and poop stains appeared! She kept pooping for almost a minute, the suddenly she must of realized what she had done. I told her we were going home because i had a bad headache, so she turned around. we were almost there, when she suddenly started to wet herself. when we got home, she changed and acted like nothing happened. i didnt mention it, but i spanked her and told her, "you know what thats for."
Punk Rock Girl
Hey there, all.
To the person with the enema question: (And this is just MY opinion--I speak for no one but myself)
In recent years people have become obsessed with being PC, protecting kids from any and all the evils of the world, keeping kids in the dark about sex, and making kids feel ashamed to have to empty their bodies of waste. We live (as Americans) in an absurdly conservative society, one where people are more comfortable (and it is considered more appropriate) talking about violence and tragedy than they are talking about sex or bodily functions. I once saw a news show about gangs in which they showed a murder victim sprawled on the street covered in ants. It was grotesque, disturbing and on at 6:00 PM. I know that they would never, EVER show a woman's bare breasts in the same time slot, though. THat is so completely f????d up it's astounding.
People are concerned with "hurting" or "doing permanent psychological damage" to their kids not so much out of concern for the kids, but because of their own hang ups and embarrassment in dealing with their own sexuality and bodies. It's sickening that people are so neurotic about something so simple and basic.
I was given enemas as a child, and have never suffered any psychological repercutions. I was taught about sex when I was 8 or 9 and still have never murdered anyone. Imagine that! I had seen a steamy sex scene in a movie by the time I was ten and to this day have never had a nightmare about it! I discovered masturbation at an extremely early age (like eleven, maybe) and still have not gone blind.
Parents have been conditioned by our self-righteous, repressed and sue-happy society into thinking that giving kids an enema, spanking a kid's bare bottom, talking to kids about sex or even getting "too close" to your own kids can be construed as molesttion, sexual buse, or, at best, psychological abuse. THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT IT BOGGLES THE MIND. I speak from experience. People have been taught to be afraid of their own bodies in the United States, and we grow up having to figure things out for ourselves. The very shielding of sex from kids is, in my opinion, exactly what leads to many teen pregnancies, rapes and other such sexual related dilemmas in our society. Perhaps if we were taught about it as kids, and not conditioned to be afraid of it, some of this shit wouldn't happen.
Not giving enemas to kids because of "psychological damage" is just the tip of the iceberg. But it's part of a bigger problem with our society. Fine, lets just ban enemas in children. Give them laxatives so their intestines get permanently screwed up. Or just let the costipation work itself out, so the kid eventually shits his or her own rectum out (it happens more often than you'd believe).
If I was mentally disturbed in some way because of the way my parents raised me, maybe I'd feel differently. BUt my parents were totally and completely open with me about everything from sex to shitting. And I feel like an extremely well-balanced person now because of it. F??k Bill O'Reilly and his bullshit about "shielding" kids from sex talk until their teen years. We're going to remain a hopelessly repressed society until a generation stops equating sex and digestion with evil.
Just one chick's opinion.
Peace.
PRG
CC
Hi
My condolences to Rjogger and Wife's friends and families, it's a tragic loss.
Someone mentioned a short movie they watched recently about a woman who takes a poo at her boyfriends house. After some searching on the 'Tropfest' website (the competition that the film was entered in) I found out that it is called 'Boomerang'. They had a 30 sec. preview which showed the start and unfairly (!) stops just as the woman is about to enter the bathroom! I've searched everywhere for this film on the net (unfortunatly I missed it on TV) but can't find it!
Yesterday I was out shopping, I got up much earlier than I usually do so I had a feeling (quite literally) that I would end up having to do a poo. My feeling proved correct and I stopped off at a public toilet in a park. The mens only had one of those steel backed urinals and one handicapped stall. I went into the stall and sat down after placing paper on the seat because the toilet block was pretty dirty. It didn't take long for me to start my poo as soft pieces fell out for a while. I had actually went earlier after getting up but only managed a small firm piece of poo. Now though I had plenty coming out. I sat for a bit to make sure I was done and started to wipe.
All in all an uninteresting poo until I heard someone walking outside. They went into the ladies side. My heart pounded and I stayed seated. There was a large gap between the ceiling and dividing wall and I could hear fairly well what was happening on the other side. The woman went into a stall, closed the door and I heard the seat clatter. A few seconds later I heard a tinkling noise that went deeper but not into a hiss. This went on for some time, probably only half a minute but it seemed like ages. The tinkling died down and eventually stopped. I heard silence for a bit then a loud fart and 'plunk'. She started getting toilet paper and I heard her finishing up and flushing the toilet. I wanted to see who it was so I made my way out too. I saw a middle aged woman, blonde hair wearing a miniskirt. I couldn't help thinking "she just took a shit".
poo pants
To Adam and Noel - I have been looking at this site for a while now and it seemed that everyone talked about accidents when I never believed they were - it was as if they were too afraid to admit they like a good poo in their underpants. I do and have done since I was about 15 and had a poo accident on the way home from school with my mates. It was no great shakes really because they had all dumped in their pants at some time but I realized that I really enjoyed doing it. I went on from there having dumps through the summer holidays when mum and dad were at work.
I have had a few wet farts like Adam but not enough to be a problem - most of mine are very wet and have litle lumps and they really do make a mess far beyond their size and always involve a change of briefs.
I had never really thought about this but i always wear my shirt inside my briefs. Most of them are quite short but I have two with long tails and one day I did a dump that never damaged my briefs - just filled my shirt tail. I would not try to chaqnge the habits of a lifetime!
I live in Derbyshire am in my late 20's, slim, about 5.10 and fit. I enjoy rock climbing and am good at it and also play football for a local team. I travel a god deal but mostly work from home rather than an office.
Yesterday I ended my day with a farm visit and when I left I pulled in near a local viewpoint, sat on a stone wall and did a long and satisfying piss in my briegs. It was a warm afternoon and the warmth of the piss complemented it. After it had soaked in I stood up, sorted out the comfort of my briefs, dropped at the knees a little and did a wonderful long dump that came out as two long medium stiff and sticky turds that filled up my pants from the legs to the elastic top. It was amazing. I put a plastic sheet on the car seat and drove home. The poo squeezes around my balls and all over the back of my pants. The clean up at home took a while but it was worth it and it gave me a lot more pleasure while I was doing it.
Enough for now.
Poo pants.Coprologist
When I shit at home, to avoid skidmarks in my pants, I always wash my arsehole with soap and water and a flannel.But I can't do that if I need to shit away from home. So I have started using baby-wipes. I use the packs of 24, which last me about a month. These are not of course designed for anal use, but obviously they cannot be harmful if they're used on babies.I have tried now about six different brands, and they are hugely different. The Pampers brand is the best for me. I use TP to get rid of most of the shit, and when the TP looks clean, I use the baby-wipe. Then I finish off with one sheet of TP.The worst wipes are the ones containing alcohol, they really make your anus sting. The best are the ones with baby lotion, which leaves a nice smooth feeling during the final wipe with TP.It was only after using them for some time that I discovered that they are supposed to be disposed of in a waste-bin rather than by flushing. A few toilets do seem not to let them flush easily! . But I can recoomend them, if you can afford them. They cost out at about 5 pence per wipe English money.
Vince
As an occasional poster here, I believe I'll do a little delurking...
Arnold and Mickey: Thanks for your reports. You guys are lucky; sometimes you just have to be in the right place and time....
Mickey: You are lucky to have a wife who is so open about such things. Your wife's long gushers remind me of an old girlfriend I had. She was somewhat of a bigger girl, being almost as tall as I and had a large (but not fat) figure. She would go all day without peeing as she hated to go in public toilets. Often that would be up to 8 hours or longer, but she wouldn't complain about having to go unless it was really bad. Unfortunately, she was quite shy about such things and never let me listen or go in front of me.
However, one time, after spending a night on the town, we got back to my place and she was bursting. It was about 11pm, but she told me she hadn't pissed since mid morning. She immediately ran to the toilet, closing the door tight as usual. But you know I couldn't miss this, so I stood outside the door to listen. I heard a really strong gusher that went on for quite a while. I didn't have the chance to time it or anything, but I can guess it was over a minute and a half, judging roughly by the digital clock. Unfortunately, this was the only time I got to hear her when she was anything close to desperate. The only other times I heard were unimpressive, as she would wait till she got home to go.
My current girlfriend (and future wife, heh) is more open about such things. I can post a few stories about her later, if you guys want.
Have a great day everyone!
Russ
EARL: Hi. Thanks for answering my query regarding the doorless stalls. You answered with clarity and I'm grateful. keep those logs coming and enjoy every pleasurable moment.
JUSTIN: Hey, my man! Thank you also for answering my question about the doorless stalls. At the same time it being a violation of privacy the authorities are also looking out for the public so they don't witness such atrocities like drug and sexual activity. Good idea if a bit embarrassing!
I had to take a shit outside the other day. I was walking home from town when I felt the urge to go. As I was walking by a little wooded area, that forms part of my route home, I decided to go in there.
I always feel a little turned on when I shit outdoors and this day was no exception. I felt like I wanted someone to watch me take this shit but I knew that would never happen. Only does something like this occur when I least expect it. It always goes like that doesn't it!
So I'm in this wooded area and I find the most secluded part to take my dump. I decided to be a little different about doing it and I crapped in the position of the compass. I left one nugget of shit at North, South, East and West! :-)
It was amusing I have to say. Wonder if they're still there. So how have your dumps been doing lately, buddy? I tell ya, that was music to my ears when you said farm boys aren't afraid to shit together...damn, I wish I was a farm boy!
I'm 26 by the way, and I live about 45-50 miles from London. It's handy being so close to the city.
Yup, I will keep in touch and I'm looking forward to your next tale. So until then, enjoy those dumps..think of me when you do 'em, huh? ;-)
Catch you later, pal.
Russ.
Steve
To Adrian,
I too liked that particular masthead. There have been some good ones recently.
Anyway, about the Survivor ('Backstabber' being a better name perhaps?) programme. Yes, indeed it would make sense to set areas of land aside for toilets. Something further I remembered was a comment or two being made about the contestants becoming increasingly 'chummy', with someone 'seeing' someone else, and I thought it could have been meant in a lavatorial sense. Perhaps it's just me, but I thought there seemed to be an implication of something there, and I was wondering if the contestants used fully separate men's and ladies' toilet areas or whether there were no established rules at all. Perhaps the latter scenario is unlikely. I suppose the other possibility is that the toilet areas might not be too far apart, but as I haven't seen much footage I could be reading something into it that isn't actually the case.
To Mickey,
Your wife sounds quite a lady. Yes, it would be very interesting to compare Jill's capacity with that of Louise. Louise thinks that during that bucket wee she described to you, she may have broken her own established 1.2 litre record, but this attempt was unverified. Not that I am suggesting she would stoop to cheating, or that she would actually need to, but without accurate measurement of the volume (the bucket only bears marks for 1 thru 10 whole litres), she cannot be sure whether the amount she produced was closer to 1.4 than 1.3 litres. To do so, she would have needed to transfer the urine to a bottle I have that has markings for every 200ccs. All that aside, I am quite prepared to accept that 1.2 litres was exceeded, as I think she is capable of it judging by some of her amazing past performances!
You might also measure Jill's average flow rate as it peaks, which would be very interesting to hear about. You can calculate this by capturing the urine in a suitable container over a fixed period of say, 20 seconds as I have used. Divide the volume collected by the number of seconds and you have the number of ccs per second. I calculated Louise's flow rate to be just under 40ccs per second at peak. Again I think she can exceed that figure at times.
However, Louise is not the mightiest pisser I have ever seen. That award, without a shadow of a doubt, has to go to a girl we saw on a Spanish beach. I believe she was Pakistani in origin, around 20 years of age, and was with a group of around nine other girls of a similar age who had been openly urinating seemingly without a care. Well, this girl squatted over the spot they had designated in the sand, and she unleashed a true deluge! I had an excellent view as Louise and I were actually quite close, and I was able to watch from a rear view. Absolutely fantastic! The urination did not last any longer than 10 or 15 seconds, but it was the biggest gusher ever. Her friends were completely gobsmacked, and had clearly never seen anything like it. I was treated to a repeat performance a couple of hours later, and it was just as amazing. Since that time I've thought how it was a pity I did not have an excuse or opportunity to speak with the girl about it, as she did in fact giv! e the impression of being quite a pleasant and cheery individual. She must have known how she was different to the others.
Another poster was suggesting the Pakistani girl's exceptional capability could have been the result of a 'reversed' female circumcision, which supposedly can leave a female with a wider urethral bore. Well, anyone who knows about it will tell you that you can never reverse that operation due to the full horror of what it entails, only that it is possible to undo some of the 'sealing' that is performed. The physical and mental scars along with the deprivation always remain after being a victim of this vile and indefensible practice. Rant over. Okay, well, I was able to tell from the wonderful frontal and rear views this very beautiful and unspoiled girl unintentionally treated me to that her genitals were perfectly intact, thank goodness.
Yep, shame we can't meet for a direct comparison. Be sure to let us know how you get on with measuring Jill's output.
Cheers!
To Lawn Dogs Kid,
Good story today, very entertaining. Sounds like Emily has been practicing - perhaps we need to check the old posts to see if Louise has been doing any more teaching lately.
Ha ha, yes, it probably was a shock for you, a surprise at least, to see posts from Louise's sister. She has been avidly reading the new and old posts for several weeks, and I think this prompted Louise to mention you to her. This in turn prompted 'Damsel' to emerge and introduce herself, and I have to admit I did not expect that to happen. She is certainly entertaining to read, isn't she?
Good to know you,Kendal and Ellen are back!
To Damsel,
You say _Louise's_ wedding? I was thinking of being involved too, you know. <snicker>
Just in case our paths don't cross for a few days, I enjoyed your description of your wee in our shower. I can just picture it, and hear it. I don't think I'll be able to look at that shower cubicle in quite the same way again!
Have a hug from me.
To Ephermal,
Hello there, sweetheart. I hope you are well. Interesting trip to the gent's that you had, and it sounds like you've become familiar with some of the joys of the men's room.
It sounded as if you were struggling to begin your pee. Would I be right in thinking that being in the 'wrong' room had a psychological effect on you that brought that about, or do you sometimes find nothing happens for a while even in the ladies? I'm just a little curious.
I was amused at your boss's nonchalant reaction at finding you leaving the room of the opposite sex. Sounds like he must see things like that all the time.
Cheers All,
Steve.Jane
I'm still in shock over RJogger's and Kathy's deaths. It's very strange for me to feel this way about people I've never even met in person, yet I've known them for a long time. I'm sure Rich and Kathy are at peace.
Over the past week, after my post-Easter dump, my subsequent dumps had been small and hard. In fact, a couple of times at work I was a bit constipated as I struggled to move my bowels, sitting for several minutes each but not completely satisfied when I was done. Then I remembered that RJogger and Kathy had a high-fiber regimen that helped them have very satisfactory bowel movements. Rich mentioned taking some high fiber powder, and I wanted to ask him about it but never got around to it. I decided to experiment with Metamucil and took a dose a couple of days ago, at breakfast.
That day, it started off as a normal day at work. However, right after lunch I started to feel an urge to poop. Unfortunately I was set to attend a couple of meetings. By the middle of the second meeting, the urge became stronger and I started to feel stomach cramps. At times I wanted to excuse myself but resisted. After what seemed to be an eternity, the meeting finally adjourned. I dropped off my things in my office and bolted for the ladies room.
Co-workers Rachel and Anita were at the sinks, and I nearly knocked them over as I rushed to a stall. "Oh no, it is a big one?", asked Rachel. "I'm afraid so", I said as I pulled up my skirt and yanked down my pantyhose and white panties and sat. Immediately I pushed out a huge "Dumb and Dumber" type wave of soft poop that lasted 10 seconds. I made a huge fart and peed for a minute. Rachel said, "I hope you feel better, Jane," as she and Anita exited. After I peed, I felt a stomach cramp and unleashed a mega-nasty wave of soft, gooey, chunky, but not runny, poop that lasted 15 seconds and nearly displaced all of the water. I flushed the toilet while seated. The poop smell was incredibly strong.
I kept pushing out wave after wave of soft poop, flushing the toilet every other time. Each wave lasted about 10 seconds, with a couple of nasty 15-second waves along the way. In all, I flushed the toilet eight times while seated before I was done. I wiped several times, flushed a final time, and left behind no poop stains on the toilet but a strong poop smell. I felt much better after that and didn't take another dose of Metamucil.
RJogger was always concerned about my health, given my numerous toilet adventures. I always assured him, and all of you, that I'm in good health and would make sure I dealt with it if something was wrong. I will miss you both, Rich and Kathy.
Adrian
Damsel. Great post about weeing in the shower. i enjoyed it enormously.
Yesterday I saw a programme on ITV about Anne Kirkbride of Coronation Street fame. It seems that one of her favourite pastimes, particularly in idle moments is cleaning the loo! They actually showed her, resplendent in yellow gloves, cleaning a toilet seat. It was great.
Also I saw 'Survivor' again last night and although there were few direct references to going to the loo, at one stage some of the islanders pointed out the general direction in which their 'toilet area' lay.
Today I saw 'Crossroads' and there was one scene where Tracey was really sick at puked up all over a mental health nurse. I wonder how they manage to get people to throw up like that on TV programmes?
Best wishes to all
regards
Adrian
John
A real outdoor experience.
I parked my car and walked along a path for a short distance then headed off into some woods to look for a spot offering those vital few moments of privacy.
I considered several places then found one well concealed by trees (though I always think that I will be spotted). I had a trial squat and reckoned that I was out of sight.
I prepared to do it. Feeling both nervous and excited I took my coat off (quite a cold day!) and dropped it to the ground. Next I lowered my jeans and blue underpants by just enough to have a bm. I also made sure that my penis was out, I didn’t want wet pants.
Quickly I squatted, pushed and at once had a bm. (I never have to strain when I am squatting outdoors.) My soft light brown turd crackled as it emerged and the powerful odour drifted up (why does it smell so different outdoors?), I pushed again and managed to pass a little more poop. I pushed once more to make sure but the first two had done the job. I looked down at my steaming turds, this had been a substantial bm - that first turd was a big one. I would have preferred solid turds but it still felt good.
As always I was in a rush to wipe and perhaps didn’t do such a good job. I think I used four pieces of tissue, stood up, had a pee and then, feeling quite elated sauntered back to my car.
Looking forward to the next one. Will keep you posted.
Given that I enjoy it so much it surprises me that outdoor pooping is not a more popular subject for this forum. So calling all outdoors fans (especially UK) - do you have any stories to tell?
Louise
RICHARD/USA - Hi guy, I'm back! Oh, you are right. I am writing stories just for you and I am not really into it at all myself. Not even a little bit. Oh no, sir, not me! giggle
Yeah, I liked my squatting wee in the shower. It was really good to do.
I had a nice wee in the bath with Steve this morning. We were just sitting talking about the wedding and I lifted my bum up out of the water so Steve could watch, and I let rip a big gusher in the bath water. Yeah, I hissed. SSSSS.... I was noisy, and my yellow twisty gusher splooshed in the water. I bet you would have liked that one, Richard, because you're a bad man.
Hey it maybe I will be a day or two, because I have all sorts of stuff still to do for the wedding and so I will be very busy, but I will do a special wee show for you again soon.
Hey I liked the story of your wife pissing in the toilet while your friend took his bath. You know I bet she is a gutsy lady really, and she must have known what she was doing to your friend by doing that.
Yeah I know what you mean about that film you told us about. A lot of the time when Steve and I wee together it kind of puts us in the mood for being a bit steamy, you know?
Love Louise xxxxx
ROBBY AND ANNIE - Hi! Annie I bet you will find it helps if you really really know where your wee-hole is, and then you can position the travelmate cradle under it. If you practice, you will get it right most times.
When I had a bath with Steve this morning, we weed together. When we were in the bath I held Steve's willy and pointed it at the ceiling. I pulled his foreskin back a bit so he could do it and he squirted a little yellow fountain. It was a giggle, I bet you would have liked to see it. Steve's wee tinkled in the water when it landed.
Robby, I will be very happy if you picture me in cyberspace. Yeah, Steve is the one to see the most of me and it is the way I like it.
KIM AND SCOTT - Hi Kim!!! Scott this story is for you because I had a shit as well and I feel sorry I could have done a bit more on my last one I did for you.
When I came home from work two days ago I changed into my small, blue thong bikini again. I think I look good in this, Scott. I was hoping in the afternoon that I would have a shit because I had a practice session later in the night and I did not want to have to leave it to have a shit during it.
Well I want a shit at home now, Scott, and a wee too. I know last time I did not take everything off for you and I will do that this time, yeah? I am undoing my bikini top by reaching around my back with my hand and pulling the string. It is loose now and just hanging around my neck, and I am taking the top off now and dropped them on the floor. I am hooking my thumbs down the sides of my thong and just easing it down slowly over my hips. Well my thong is down my thighs, and I take them down so I can get out of them. I've kicked my thong off and gotcha it landed on your head! Well I am hovering my bum over the toilet, and I am having my wee first. Whoosh! I am pissing hard. I think it is because my lips that are a bit open or something because my stream is narrow for me but it is squirting hard and not really hissing a lot. I am really washing the bowl, Scott! It is making a lot of noise on the front of the toilet. Hey if I just push down a bit, hear the splooshing as I ! squirt into the water? giggle Well my pissing is slowing down a little bit so I am now trying to push my log out, if it is a log. Well in my mirror I see about 5 little lumps pop out of my bumhole and plop in the water. They are only little brown pebbles aren't they? I feel a bigger one is there. Yeah, I am pushing and my bumhole is opening a bit more for a little log I think. I am not really being stretched open - oh yes I am, this log is thicker in the middle, look. My bumhole is closed tight around the log, and I just keep pushing. Well I thought my log was going to drop, but it is just hanging there and swinging by this thin bit that breaks and lets my log drop into the water. I think the log was about 9 inches long. Well I thought my bumhole was going to need a big mess wiping off, but the last piece has just dropped out of me. Hooray!
Can you hand me 3 squares of tp please, Scotty? Thank you. I am wiping my pussy from my vagina to the top end, and I have thrown the tp away. 6 more squares please! Thank you! I'm wiping my bum, and I am feeling a bit of a mess there still. Oh look, there is brown on the paper, and I do not feel clean. 6 more squares please. Thank you, Scott.
Well Scott I hope you liked that!
Love Louise xxxxx
EPHERMAL - Hi girl! Hey I liked your story from being in the mens room. I bet you know I would have used that urinal if I were you don't you? Hey how did you feel being in there? My heart always goes thump thump thump in the mens.
Love xx
Louise.Louise
RICHARD/USA - Hi guy, I'm back! Oh, you are right. I am writing stories just for you and I am not really into it at all myself. Not even a little bit. Oh no, sir, not me! giggle
Yeah, I liked my squatting wee in the shower. It was really good to do.
I had a nice wee in the bath with Steve this morning. We were just sitting talking about the wedding and I lifted my bum up out of the water so Steve could watch, and I let rip a big gusher in the bath water. Yeah, I hissed. SSSSS.... I was noisy, and my yellow twisty gusher splooshed in the water. I bet you would have liked that one, Richard, because you're a bad man.
Hey it maybe I will be a day or two, because I have all sorts of stuff still to do for the wedding and so I will be very busy, but I will do a special wee show for you again soon.
Hey I liked the story of your wife pissing in the toilet while your friend took his bath. You know I bet she is a gutsy lady really, and she must have known what she was doing to your friend by doing that.
Yeah I know what you mean about that film you told us about. A lot of the time when Steve and I wee together it kind of puts us in the mood for being a bit steamy, you know?
Love Louise xxxxx
ROBBY AND ANNIE - Hi! Annie I bet you will find it helps if you really really know where your wee-hole is, and then you can position the travelmate cradle under it. If you practice, you will get it right most times.
When I had a bath with Steve this morning, we weed together. When we were in the bath I held Steve's willy and pointed it at the ceiling. I pulled his foreskin back a bit so he could do it and he squirted a little yellow fountain. It was a giggle, I bet you would have liked to see it. Steve's wee tinkled in the water when it landed.
Robby, I will be very happy if you picture me in cyberspace. Yeah, Steve is the one to see the most of me and it is the way I like it.
KIM AND SCOTT - Hi Kim!!! Scott this story is for you because I had a shit as well and I feel sorry I could have done a bit more on my last one I did for you.
When I came home from work two days ago I changed into my small, blue thong bikini again. I think I look good in this, Scott. I was hoping in the afternoon that I would have a shit because I had a practice session later in the night and I did not want to have to leave it to have a shit during it.
Well I want a shit at home now, Scott, and a wee too. I know last time I did not take everything off for you and I will do that this time, yeah? I am undoing my bikini top by reaching around my back with my hand and pulling the string. It is loose now and just hanging around my neck, and I am taking the top off now and dropped them on the floor. I am hooking my thumbs down the sides of my thong and just easing it down slowly over my hips. Well my thong is down my thighs, and I take them down so I can get out of them. I've kicked my thong off and gotcha it landed on your head! Well I am hovering my bum over the toilet, and I am having my wee first. Whoosh! I am pissing hard. I think it is because my lips that are a bit open or something because my stream is narrow for me but it is squirting hard and not really hissing a lot. I am really washing the bowl, Scott! It is making a lot of noise on the front of the toilet. Hey if I just push down a bit, hear the splooshing as I ! squirt into the water? giggle Well my pissing is slowing down a little bit so I am now trying to push my log out, if it is a log. Well in my mirror I see about 5 little lumps pop out of my bumhole and plop in the water. They are only little brown pebbles aren't they? I feel a bigger one is there. Yeah, I am pushing and my bumhole is opening a bit more for a little log I think. I am not really being stretched open - oh yes I am, this log is thicker in the middle, look. My bumhole is closed tight around the log, and I just keep pushing. Well I thought my log was going to drop, but it is just hanging there and swinging by this thin bit that breaks and lets my log drop into the water. I think the log was about 9 inches long. Well I thought my bumhole was going to need a big mess wiping off, but the last piece has just dropped out of me. Hooray!
Can you hand me 3 squares of tp please, Scotty? Thank you. I am wiping my pussy from my vagina to the top end, and I have thrown the tp away. 6 more squares please! Thank you! I'm wiping my bum, and I am feeling a bit of a mess there still. Oh look, there is brown on the paper, and I do not feel clean. 6 more squares please. Thank you, Scott.
Well Scott I hope you liked that!
Love Louise xxxxx
EPHERMAL - Hi girl! Hey I liked your story from being in the mens room. I bet you know I would have used that urinal if I were you don't you? Hey how did you feel being in there? My heart always goes thump thump thump in the mens.
Love xx
Louise.
Plunging Plop Guy
Hi, Toilet Friends!
I've just been working REALLY hard on my toilet, lots of grunting and pushing and some really gratifying firm turds plopping and splashing down the toilet. Feeling a bit tender now, but the last few days my shit has been easier and not so easy to clean up after. (Today it was back to being the sort that leaves hardly any smears on the toilet paper.) Also, no itchiness either which seems to happen after a softer shit. I was enjoying my efforts so much, I positioned a mirror infront of me and watched myself sitting on the toilet with some very tight jeans down. It was great!
I noticed in a post from COLLEGE BOI, that you consider yourself good-looking and people ask if you're a model. It's great to know a good-looking guy enjoys hearing other guys on the toilet having their shits, and I hope you feel great about yourself when you have a plop yourself.
It has often seemed to be that the guys who I've met in toilets who occasionally express an interest in shitting have been men with a low self-image or rather scruffy and not attractive.
There are various factors involved in what makes someone good-looking as far as I'm concerned. Even if a guy isn't handsome but has a good physique and his thighs and buttocks look really muscular as he's sitting on the toilet; is assertive in his manner if someone annoys him on the toilet, or not even bothered if someone's looking at him as he's proud of himself; having a hairy arse; really good at dropping loud plopping turds and uninhibited about loud farts, grunts and sighs as he sits there shitting; having a masculine voice; friendly personality; hair that looks good etc. etc. All these attributes are what makes a guy attractive, and not many of us have ALL this going for us, nor is every one of us considered good-looking by everyone else!
Anyway, everyone who shares an interest in hearing other guys shit should feel good about himself and if he's not the most hansome man in the world should be proud of all his strong points.
I once felt inadequate when I was watching a guy(with his consent) on the toilet and realised how much bigger his thighs were than mine. The fact he didn't think I was underdeveloped because of that didn't seem to occur to me at the time, and I kept wondered if I should go to a gym just to compete with my idealised male role model.
Anyway, the point I'm making is, we're all different in build, looks and personality, so while it's great to know we may be very good-looking, there's a lot of factors that can make us attractive on the toilet!
I was thinking recently how good it would be to have an electronic response system attached to toilets so that as someone's using it, you hear a voice giving encouragement and congratulating you as you sit there shitting!
Imagine having a really slow grunting session where the male or female voice of one's choice is urging you to push,and tellingyou how well you're doing, and not only tellingyou how well you've done each time there's a loud plop, but it can even monitor the size of the turd!
If women in childbirth can have encouragement, why not people on the toilet, if such technology is possible for automated toilet responses.
As long as the plops aren't drowned out by the voice, think how good it could be in a public toilet as your every effort and result is being graphically evaluated for others to hear!
At home I've got a wooden toilet seat, but the public toilet I often use has a black plastic seat. Wooden ones are nearly always very comfortable as they have smooth contours on the inner rim, but I love the feel of a plastic seat as it makes me so aware of what I'm sitting on! If it's cold, I like the initial shock as my buttocks and thighs feel it under them, knowing my body heat is warming it up, or sitting on a seat that's just been warmed by a guy who I want to follow on the toilet, and be very conscious of feeling the warmth from his "toilet zone" that is never as apparent on a wooden seat. I also like the slight sharpness of the rim of the seat as I know it's making a red mark on my thighs and buttocks, and have yet to see the tell-tale marks on another guy's arse, or showing if he's wearing shorts that tell everyone he's been sitting on a toilet for a while!
The particular one I often use does feel thinner than most, so after a few minutes, I slightly reposition myself on the seat, perhaps allowing more, or less of my bumcheeks to hang down the toilet to avoid feeling too pinched.
I was surfing using a search engine for fetishes, just to see if there was anything as good, communicative, or avoiding graphic images of a scatological nature, or as interesting as this forum, (There wasn't), but I did find a site that had some useful advice about health and safety for people wishing to "explore" shit interests.
I read an interesting snippet that said that people on the "Atkins Diet" have the hardest stools. This diet is controversial to many, but the idea is that a very low carbohydrate intake, and a very high FAT intake is the best way of losing weight. The priciple is that the fat is burnt off by the muscles rather than remaining in the body, as there is little carbohydrate to give energy.
The fat being utilised, there is presumably none left to pass out of the gut, and so the stools will be solid and heavy and will sink every time as ther is no fat content.
It said the high protein intake is why the stools are more solid, but my own theory is perhaps valid about no fat being excreted, but for all those of us who want to pass more solid turds, myself included, as it's certainly cleaner not to do soft floaters, I find, I hope that will be of interest.
Happy excreting to you all! P. Plop Guy
Annie and Robby
Hi all!
We were reading the posts for yesterday and today and we saw some of our dear friends had come back so we felt we had to post. The girls called and at least Meghan will be home tomorrow. Now for some replies.
DEAR KENDAL, ELLEN, and LAWN DOGS KID: Welcome back dear ones! We were right, weren't we! The Lakes it was!! It looks like Steve had the whole family up there! Maybe Kate will come out again. All of you can show her the way! KENDAL- Robby told me that this would be a painful month for you. Holy week is is always a joyful but sad period for us. Our thoughts are always with you my dear. Now on to more cheerful things. The girls and I had the same problem as you. We used our travelmates last Saturday night. We didn't aim right and the wee ran all over our legs and the shot all over the place. We were in hysterics! I'm glad you got some practice for the WSPC. Robby- ANDREW- that must have been a sight all of those girls weeing up a storm! I'll bet Kendal got a bit sulky when she weed all over her legs LOL! Didn't you have to have a go, too? Now, Damsel hasn't given up on you yet. I am the other man on here! I think she would love to have a younger man so I will retreat to t! he background and let you come forward. Look out for LindaGS, though,LOL! Annie-ELLEN- we think you are a bright little girl. You are so proud of your achievements. Keep practicing and learning from Kendal and Andrew. We wanted to add that after we sang the "Requiem" on Good Friday we sang John Rutter's "The Lord is my Shepherd". That really got Meghan and Robby. We thought about all of you. We are glad you are back home in Devon and back here! Oh yes, (Aunty)PV is across the pond in Florida. Hope she is getting some beach wee practice! Lots of Lovexxxxx and mega hugs from Aunty Annie and Uncle Robby
DEAR RIZZO: A big welcome back dear friend!! Your absence was felt by all. We really enjoyed your loo adventures!! We are thinking about going on a holiday to Spain this summer. We will have to see. Judging by what Louise and Steve say, there should some marvelous weeing adventures on the beach!! We hope your wife is ok. Take care! Lots of Lovexxx from Robby and Annie
DEAR DAMSEL: Don't be embarrassed my dear! You will find someone. Now Andrew thinks you have dropped him. I will gladly step to the rear so you and Andrew can have a go! He is really a wonderful lad! My goodness, your shower wee was outstanding!! Annie is sitting here all impressed. You must have held your wee for an amazing time! You write so creatively. You must have been reading Steve's weeing stories! Well, take care and keep practicing. Lots of Lovexx Robby and Annie
DEAR EPHERMAL: That was a sonic blast that worker did when you were washing your hands! We really enjoyed your stories. Robby is opening his play tonight. He is all jittery today,LOL! We hope you are getting some relaxation but it doesn't look like it. Take care and Lots of Lovexx from Annie and Robby
DEAR ELEANOR: Hi dear! We hope you are settled in Exeter! My daughter called me and she is all settled there, too! She lives in a flat in town. She eventually wants to move out to the country. Lots of Lovexx from Annie and Robby
DEAR INA: Hi sweetie! Here is another stage story. I was in Geneva singing and I had an old friend singing the soprano part. We were in rehearsal and in costume. We were singing away and suddenly I heard this earth shattering trump(fart). Then I smelled it. Jan just smiled and said"I have to shit, excuse me"! Well, she flew to the loo with her dresser on her heels. We waited and waited. She finally came back and said;"Gee, that felt really good". We fell out laughing. Even the Swiss thought it was a riot! Hope you are doing ok. Please keep happy thoughts. Meghan will write you tomorrow. Take care, Lots of Lovexx and Hugs, Robby and Annie
ADRIAN: Hi there. Thank you for your concern. Yes, our poos were either a little runny or we were constipated. It was something. We are ok, now! We enjoy you, too! Take care, Annie and Robby
WELCOME TO: Nina and SPECIAL HELLOS TO: Steve and Louise, PV, Adele,
LindaGS-don't be mad at Andrew,LOL!, Elena, Cousin, Carmalita, Jeff A, Tim and Sarah-hope you are ok!, Todd and Diana-how are the twins?, Kimmie and Scott, Jane and Gary, David and Niki, Noel, Pat, Nu, Angie, Malita, Renee, Erin, Ellie and Little Lou, and all of the other wonderful posters here!
HAPPY POOS AND WEES
ANNIE AND ROBBYRobb
Hiya everone.
I've been reading alll your posts for the last few months now, but this is my first post. Firstly, this is a brilliant site, bringing together all of us whom love peeing, and letting us talk with each other.
Im 18, and according to my mum have been intrigued by pee and poop since I was a baby. I love nothing more than a good sit on the toilet, and my ultimate fantasy is to see another woman on the toilet. I love the stories on the site (the ones with Steve especially) about watching and wiping women, that is a dream.
When I was younger, about 13, I went on holiday with an auntie to the countryside. We were camping in the middle of no-where, and to go to the toilet we had to dig a hole in the ground and squat over it. I went one day, and my auntie came upto me, dug a hole about a foot in front of me, pulled down her tousers and panties, and squatted down facing me, not embarassed at all. We both squatted there talking. I was peeing as she came, but when she started peeing i remember her pee shooting all oover the place. I managed to get a lot of decent looks at her vagina, being a tennager who had never seen one before, and it was beautiful to see this clear pee come out through her lips. She also had a little bush. I was unable to avoid an erection, and however small my dick was then, she still noticed it, but thankfully said "dont worry".
I can remeber both of us there, pooping. Unfortunately because i was in front, I couldnt see her poop coming out, but I saw the logs on the ground, and her tissues with bits of poo on them. Luckily, I had an excellent view of her wiping her fanny.
Not much time now, but I'm glad ive finally got round to introducing myself. I hope to meet some like-minded people on this site.
Thanks
Robb
Meghan
Hi There!!
I am finally back home. Sarah is too busy to make it, poor girl. She was very upset but she is really buried in work. Also, we both are extremely upset at the sudden deaths of Rjogger and Kathy. They were so nice and sweet to us. Why does this happen to good people? We said a prayer and we send our sympathies to their friends and family. Sarah wanted to share an experience that happened this week. I wrote it down so here it is.
Our college campus is huge. It is like a big city. Sarah was walking from the student center to the law school which is on the other side of the campus. She said she had drank two or three sodas in the morning and she was feeling the urge to pee. She was blocks from the school and she started feeling the urge more strongly. She started walking faster thinking that she could make it to the school toilet. Her legs were starting to pain from squeezing them together. She was desparate!! She saw a dumpster that was up against a building. She looked around and saw the place was pretty deserted. She walked over, yanked down her jeans and panties, squatted, and the pee started flooding out. Two girls saw her and started to giggle. She tried to finish fast. She said she peed for at least a minute. She finished and took a tissue to wipe. She pulled up her panties and jeans and started off. When she got to her next class one of the guys came up and whispered;"Great performance out ! there, I knew you had a pretty ass"! Well, Sari just smiled back at him and goodnaturedly punched him in the stomach. She said she had never been that desperate before. I doubt her and wish I had been there.
KENDAL, LAWN DOGS KID, and ELLEN: WOW! You are back!! We are so glad!! We knew you were at the Lakes!! We read your outdoor wee adventure. Kendal, you will have to keep practicing. We have had that trouble in getting the arc started. Emily must have been the champion out there. Andrew, you said that she could be a limbo dancer,LOL! We laughed about that. Did you have to pull out the willie and have a go yourself? Ha, I see you blushing!! It is so neat that Ellen finds this so fun. It looks like she will be a good member of the WSPC in a few years. Also Ellen must have done a champion trump!! Does she equal the ones you and I do, Andrew? Kendal, we just want to say that our thoughts are with you as you remember your Dad and Mum. We know how it feels to lose a parent. Sari and I have done the wee on knees several times. Once when we had been at a party and came home a little tipsy. I sat down on the toilet and Sari sat on my knees. I tried to part my legs. We ended up fall! ing on the floor and getting it all covered with wee. We were so drunk we just laid on the floor and laughed. We hope this doesn't diminish your impression of us. We have given up hard liquor, thank goodness. Well, we are so thrilled you are back and Kendal and Ellen, please write! Lots of Lovexxxxx and big hugs from Cousins Meghan and Sarah
INA: Hi sweetheart!! We missed you last week. Sari is just beside herself that she is unable to speak to you this week. She is so busy. We hope you had a good Easter. I know Annie told you about our travelmate tryout. It was a riot. Sari couldn't wee straight and splashed all over her and me. Also, I missed my lips and weed all over my panties. Dad was laughing so hard he couldn't keep the camera straight. We are going to see Dad in his play tonight. Sari will be here next weekend to see it. Oh yes, we read your advice and Sari and I got our mirrors out and looked at where our lips were and placed the tube on there. We will get better, I hope. We hope you are getting to use yours. Also we hope your job prospects are getting better. I am trying to find a summer job. Of course Sari has already put out resumes to law firms. She should get some replies, soon. Please look on the happy side. We love you! Lots of hugsxxxxxx from Meghan and Sarah
RIZZO: Welcome back dear friend!!! We are glad you got back safe and sound. We laughed about your toilet story. That girl must have thought the toilet had backed up when the spray hit her when you flushed. We roared with laughter. We know you were walking rather awkwardly when you were trying to squeeze your legs together. We thought about you when we played the Faure "Requiem" on Good Friday. It was a very emotional experience for us. Dad sang the solos. We are so glad you are back!! Stay with us! Lots of Lovexxx from Meghan and Sarah
DAMSEL: Hi girl! We loved that little wee you did for Richard/USA!! So descriptive!! We have never weed in the sink. I don't know whether I could do it. I am 5'8". Don't be embarrassed about trying to find prince charming. Goodness, Sari and I have tried for years to find some man that we could be with. We have gone through several. They didn't work out. We know how you feel. We are off hard liquor now so we would only drink beer if it was offered to us. Andrew is a wonderful guy. He is so caring and we love him. We are his one-line cousins. Dad would gladly step aside for Andrew. Anyway he needs some woman who is over the hill,LOL! Take care and we will talk next weekend! Lovexxx from Meghan and Sarah
EPHERMAL: Hi gal! Well, you really weed up a storm, didn't you!! We can picture that worker coming in there with his big belly and letting out that big fart,LOL! Sari said that she would have died laughing. We sometimes have a sudden pain and the need to go have a dump. We also think it is the runs but like you it is just a big one!! Sorry you are so busy. Sari is too! Take care, Lots of Lovexx from Meghan and Sarah
STEVE AND LOUISE: Hi dear friends!! Our travelmate tryout was a doozy. We have taken yours and Ina's advice and gotten out the mirrors. We both laid on the bed and looked. Then we got into the shower and placed the tube on the lips and it worked fine. So thank you for the advice. Steve, we want to be there when you and some of your mates have a wee,LOL! Take care!! Lots of Lovexx from Meghan and Sarah
CARMALITA: Hi you sweetheart!! We loved your wee for Ang(sp). We have sprayed each other, too! That dump was something else. One morning this week I did one of my trumps(farts) and Sari always turns up her nose and swears,LOL! We love you, Jake and all of the family!! Lovexxx from Meghan and Sarah
LONG POST, SORRY! HELLOS TO: Jane and Gary- enjoyed your post. We want more!!, Tim and Sarah-where are you!!! We miss you!, PV- hi gal, hope you love Florida!!, Plunging Plop Guy- where are you!, Richard/USA-we love your stories!, Mere and Mandy, Adrian, Buzzy, Noel, Todd and Diana-how are the twins?, Eleanor-are you settled? Come back!! Adele- how are things in Brighton?, Elena, Cousin, LindaGS-Finally Drew comes back! Glad to see you are ok!, Jeff A- hi, hope you are ok!, David and Niki-are you still in Berlin?, Alana, Althea, Erin, DianeNY-hope you are healed, Ellie and Little Lou-please come back! and all of the others we dreadfully forgot!
TAKE CARE!! WE WILL BE BACK NEXT FRIDAY!!
MEGHAN
Friday, April 12, 2002
Tim and Sarah
Some replies and best wishes, I apologise to anyone I might forget or do not answer properly:
RIZZO: Great to have you back, dear friend. Sorry you were greeted by such awful news. Great story about you and your wife though. Maybe your wife should also consider getting a travelmate, to avoid such bad experiences. Sarah is quite comfortable with hers and uses it often in messy public toilets, like we encountered some in Spain. Who would have thought? Good news on an old story. My in laws were finally able to apologise on our last visit. I asked them how they could draw such awful conclusions and they said it was a misunderstanding. It wasn’t, but we will let it rest. Our little nephew took over the revenge for his uncle and peed an high arch onto the bed of Sarah’s parents while being changed. We were sorry for Sarah’s sister, who was very embarrassed but all laughted like mad later in the car. Hope you and your wife are tip top and so is the rest of your family. Hugs and love from all of us.
ANNIE, ROBBIE, SARAH AND MEGHAN: Hi sweeties! Thank you for all your notes and greetings. Hannah has returned to Afrika and we miss her and the baby. I still hope she might consider a job in Germany in the near future, but I know my sister and it would not be her way of life for a long time. We’ll see. We were very saddened by reading about your pain again. After all the sad news, Sarah had a terrible nightmare. Our thoughts are with you, dears. We loved to hear about your fun with the travelmates. Sarah said it needs practise but is awfully useful, e.g. in squat toilets in Spain. Make sure you practise before you go Annie. It will be fun. Sarah reminds you, that you have to spread the lips (!) and put he thing in front of the hole directly and let the lips snuggle around it. She finds it very easy by now and thinks every woman can use it without problems once you caught the drift (no pun intended). Sarah said she does not feel inequal, except when she reads about Annie! having been a barrister and lawer and having had five children. How did you manage? We are full of respect. I told Josie, I got a message from a friend, who said he was sorry about her cat, Robbie. She replied, you must be a very nice man. She asked how old you were and could not believe, you were even older than me, lol, aren’t kids charming? She invited you to come over, so you can go and visit her cat with her...it’s living with Peter and Robert now. I said, I let you know. We were all sad the cat had to move out, but I arranged for some horse riding for Josie for comfort. She is over the moon. I made a deal with a young woman, a trainee from the office, who owns a pony. I took Josie last Saturday and she was very happy. She needed a wee afterwards and Marie said she could wee in the straw of the stable if she wanted to; everybody would do it as the toilets were too far away. Marie looked at me a bit embarrassed and I told her not to worry, I also grew up on a farm. She ! laughed relieved and replied I would know then. Weeing in the straw doubled the fun for Josie and she talked a lot on the way back (not that she usually doesn’t, lol). I have to say, the thought of a stable full of young women, who mainly own the horses, peeing in the straw when they need to, increased my interest in horse riding very much! Lol. Sarah just rolled her eyes and said: "Glad you both have fun..." I asked if she was ok and she said yes, only joking. Hopefully your colds are better and the girls are fine as well. Sarah’s pee was a riot. Amaze your friends with a standing pee in the future, grin. Lots of love and hugs from all of us to all of you. Take care, sweeties.
LOUISE AND STEVE: Hi dear friends. Hope you are fine and getting excited over the wedding. I am sorry, I had no time to reply in a while and have forgotten half of the stuff, I wanted to write. Sounds you are also having fun with the tool. Any more sword fighting? I loved your stories as always, LOUISE! Sarah said, she does not mind, we are talking, cause she is part of it as well. Sorry, yes, Loewie had phimosis. I type a lot of mistakes, cause I am not on full concentration when I write late at night. He could not wee properly and had a slight infection, cause the foreskin could not be pulled back sufficiently for cleaning. It was itchy and the doctor said, it could tear, if pulled back not carefully enough. It hurt him of course after he had been cut but the problems are all solved now. The first wee after the circumcision took a while though. I said him between my legs on the toilet and read and told him stories. There are quite a few children’s books dealing with p! eeing and pooping and we looked at some for inspiration. Little dribbles and squirts came over a long period . He finally felt done. We took him to bed and he did a big poop and some pee in his pants... I find it interesting that most grown ups would probably think shitting your pants is far worse than wetting them, whereas many parents report their kids weeing in the toilet first before they start doing their big buisness there. Josie has found her very clever little way now. She squats when she wees outside, but uses her fingers to direct her stream. I saw them in Spain, when they needed to go on the beach. I took them behind some rocks. Loewie needed a poop and I took his pants of and he squatted in the sand and did his buisness. He held his willie forward like I taught him, so he does not pee on his shoes. He happily pished a hole in the sand in front of him. Both of us boys looked suprised when a second stream shot out, making an even bigger hole, next to his. Josie sqa! tted next to him and directed her wee with her fingers, with a big grin. Loewie giggled and they both looked at me. I grinned and looked away, pretending I did not see anything. I am very happy for my girl. The other day she peed next to the car and I smiled when I saw her weewee stream on the bottom of the tyre afterwards.Hope you are well. Love to you and Steve and hello to your lovely sister, DAMSEL
PV: Hi sweatheart. Thank you for your compliments. We also think so much of you. Please do not envy us, you never know what the future might hold in stock for any of us. You might find a wonderful person soon ( I hope so) and Sarah might change her mind, about me being a pervert and leave me. I very much hope not though. I now how lucky I am. I hope you’ll also like to read what I wrote above about Josie’s adventures. We are looking forward to talking to you, when you return, after a great holiday. Love and group hug back to you!
RICHARD/USA: Sarah asked me to tell you, she hopes she did not say anything to offend you or you might find hard to digest. She was only trying to answer your question and explain a bit. You are very right she is a wonderful and very caring lady. I am sorry, I snatched up the greatest lady on earth, but your wife is very lovely as well by the sound of it. We had a lot of fun over the issue of women peeing standing. I showed my wife the finger method, I learned from a former girlfriend and she taught herself the use of the travelmate together with my sister. She thinks it’s very handy. Maybe your wife likes it as well. Sarah did not jump onto the issue right away, but is glad to have the choice now, once she came over her resentment. Maybe you can tell your wife you heard from a friend of a friend. We are there in case you want to talk, as we know the situation of one being more into the topic than the other one. Sarah was suprised your wife peed so easily in front of you! r friend. She very openly talked about the standing up issue with our friends in Spain though, which was great and promised to let them watch on an occasion. Best wishes to you (and your wife) from me and Sarah.
EPHERMAL: Hope you are ok, dear. I had no clue you are so young, still. I know you will be a wonderful mom one day. I will always remember your kind words last autumn, when you told me not to worry, but our daughter was just a baby, and I should not be embarrassed. Try to eat healthy and relax a bit, so you can have regular, pain free poos. Stay well.
A QUICK THOUGHT REGARDING ENEMAS: I know enemas for children are far more popular in the US than over here. I share the opinion that enemas and laxatives should be avoided whenever possible. As many know, I had serious colon problems recently, but I get told by my doctor repeatedly that laxatives and enemas are only absolute desperate situation solutions and should not be used on a regular basis. Your colon gets lazy and works slower if it gets this assistance regulary. I saw it on television where they showed a healthy colon, which was pink and with working muscels and a colon which was worn out from regular use of laxatives, which was gray and absolutely out of shape. In rare situations it’s clinically unavoidable, but often when kids suffer from constipation, it’s a wrong diet or maybe some undetected stress. Avoid refined wheat and try to figure out, what is in your diet that blocks them. But don’t use assistance too often, please. Your colon needs to work itself, li! ke any other muscle. And the more you take short cuts, the weaker it get’s. I know it sometimes can not be avoided, but try to. I rather sit with my kids on the toilet for an hour and read them a story, than give them an enema. And it’s like any other training. You don’t get progress within two days. Believe me, I know what I am talking about: I tried to jog with my friends in Spain, nearly collapsing after a short time, as I could not train in a long while; and it’s not so many years ago I ran my last marathon. Try to be careful about your health.
All the best to everyone else, slap me, whoever I have forgotten, please.
Dear friends,
Sarah and me were also shocked and saddened by the passing of Richard and Kathy. Our condolences to their friends and family. The only comfort we could think of, is that none of them ever had to grief for the other one and they could leave, knowing their children are grown and able to take care of themselves. They still had to go far too early and under tragic circumstances. We are sorry for everybody who was close to them. I loved their stories and adventures and will miss them like many here and elsewere.
On some happier notes: We had a nice easter with the family and friends, although in the rain. Ina will probably laugh, as the whole of Germany had wonderful days of sunshine, while we belonged to the poor idiots, who went to Spain and had rain, LOL.
I had a deja vu experience in Spain, having an accidental outdoor poop behind a building. It was not as embarrassing as the last time though: We went to a restaurant and had to wait a long time for the food. I was hungry and kept eating bread with a garlic mayonaisse, which you always get over there. Sarah warned me, that it might give me problems, but I knew better, or was just hungry. I also drank wine without proper food. The meal itself was also far more greasy than our usual diet and by then, I was also a bit afraid to get problems, but still ate it. We went with my friend Peter and his partner. Soon after the meal, Sarah offered to take the kids back as she was tired and Robert joined her. They left us to talking about old times, as we probably bored them. We had a bit too much wine, but a wonderful conversation and Peter and me staggered back late at night. Of course we had to pee somewhere on the way. We walked on the beach and could have just peed anywhere but ! it was rather windy...you know. So we found a spot between two shacks of a windsurfing school. Great feeling to let go the pressure of a very full bladder after some glasses, chatting with a good friend, watering the wooden wall together. We both pissed away happily. Leaving big streams on the wall and wet sand underneath. Mind you, as much as I enjoyed myself, I suddemly had this big, big urge to poop. I thought I could hold it and zipped up, but soon got bad cramps. I stop in my tracks and held my ????. Peter was worried and asked if I was ok and I told him I needed a poop. He convinced me not to be silly and just do it and I could not help it, but squat where I was in the sand and pooped. It was dark anyway. I was expecting diarrhea, but produced a soft but firm pile. I covered my pile with sand after I finished. Peter and me are so old and good friends, I wasn’t even embarrassed. I felt much better for a while but felt the urge again soon. I just made it to the toilet a! nd had the first of three diarrhea sittings that night with bad stomache aches. Sarah was so sweet and made me tea and took care of me not even indicating that it was a self inflicted misery, which of course it was. I told her how sorry I was, being a bit drunk quite often. She just said it’s ok. I learned my lesson though and avoiding unhealthy food will be even easier in the future knowing the effects. I spent the nexy day in bed, being tired and lazy and realised how much I needed a rest. So, as the weather was bad anyway, Sarah and me rested a lot, sleeping, reading, walking a bit, and cuddling, while Peter and Robert had fun with our dwarfs. It was a quiet but very relaxed easter with some very dear people. There are more stories, I’ll post later, as my mails always get too long. I told Peter about the site and asked if he did not want to post, cause he also loves the topic. He is a writer and knows some great stories. He said, he knows I mean well, but from his experi! ence gay men are not so popular on sites like this and he would not know about it. I found that comment rather sad. I told him there are quiet a few lesbians posting here and were embraced very much. He said, it’s different with women. Would our friends here agree?