trisha
Hi I'm new here.... I need help!! I am majorly constipated. My stomach hurts soooo bad, i was crying before from the pain. I really need to take a shit, I haven't gone in 9 days and I just want it to come out. I've been drinking plenty of water, but nothing comed out. I sit for at least 3 hours every day amd push to try to get it out. I'm very small, too small to take a laxative. I cried myself to sleep last night because it hurt so bad, and I never cry. It's becoming difficlt for me to move quickly, I'm not even sitting right now because it hurts too much. I need suggestions, all of them.... what is the best way to sit when pushing it out... o my gosh it hurts so much. I can't write anymore, I need to go lay down for a while. I am in tears right now because of the extreme pain.... HELP ME PLEEEAAAAASE!!!!!!!!!Atlanta Lady
Hi everybody! I found this forum through another forum and thought I should join in on the toilet humor. I’m a 5ft, 2in, half black, half rican southern girl who now loves to poop. I tried to hide it, but I can’t anymore, not since I meant a good friend here at college. He taught me not to be ashamed of my BMs. I will begin my first post with “Mia’s questionnaire”:
Do you enjoy pooping?
Yes. It’s relaxing and erotic
2. What is your favorite position when passing a BM?
I like to be seated on a soft toilet seat. In public, I semi-stand and spread my cheeks open.
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe?
Sometimes. Severe if I hold it too long
4. How many times a day do you poop?
Once or twice
5. What was the longest poop you ever did?
In high school my junior year. We went on a trip to a camp retreat. I held it for 5 days because I was afraid of the port-a-pots. When I got home that Sunday, I pooped the multi-colored iguana from hell.
6. Do you find pooping relaxing?
Yes. It’s personal time.
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts?
I grunt, but never yell. It’s a bowel movement, not childbirth
8. How often do you get constipated?
Sometimes.
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for?
Probably a week
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief?
Yes.
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last?
Cramps, but no other time.
12. Are you gassy when you poop?
Very often. I fart loudly on the toilet
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump?
If I’ve held it for a long time, yes
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)?
I fart a lot. My asshole gets moist
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired?
That’s very rare
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping?
No.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible?
I take my time and poop. It hurts when I rush.
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative?
Sit in a bubble bath and let the water loosen things up
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?
No.
20. How often do you have diarrhea?
Sometimes. If I stomach doesn’t agree with something
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.)
Call me dainty, but I use good posture so the stool slides right out.
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
Sometimes
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop?
No.
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company?
I don’t have a boyfriend, but I have a (guy) friend who like to see me poop. I thought he was nasty at first, but then I started letting him watch after I saw how hard he got.
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diarrhea, etc.?
No, but my friend likes for me to talk about how the poop feels. Then he asks to look at it when I’m done. Go figure.
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage?
No. But I enjoy having my sensitive asshole licked.
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped?
Not really, unless I have craps.
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)?
I’m usually done in one sitting (shitting), unless constipated.
That’s all for now. See you all later!!!
Love,
RachelCheri
Hey, Nealy just told me about this site and I decided to check it out for myself. Wow, she told the whole camping story, that was an awful night, but it really made me and Nealy better friends. I have really weak bowels and get really bad diarrhea like three or four times a year. I can't even count the number of accidents I've had. I've had several at school and even more at home. Bad bowels 'run' in the family because my mom and older sister have the same problem and oooooo the stories I could tell you about our nights together! Having the squirts doesn't bother me at all, but accidents in public are something I'll never get used to! Accidents in private are no biggie. Anyways, I have a really good story about my trip to Colorado last year. Me and Missy (my sister) both got explosive diarrhea on the slopes!
This is how it happened. Me, I am fifteen with really long, dark curl hair and a really pretty face. I wear glasses, but they make me prettier and I got a decent body. My sister Missy, who is seventeen and has short(Like just above her shoulders) light brow hair and is VERY VERY pretty with an outstanding body that almost every girl is jealous of. Anyways, the two of us and my mom went to Colorado to go skiing one time. It came as no suprise when I woke up the morning after we got to our resort with cramps and diarrhea. It was even less suprising when my sister came knocking on the bathroom door, begging me to hurry because she had the runs. What was a suprise was the mom didn't get sick at all! Lucky girl. Well, I spent about ten minutes sitting on the toilet, basically peeing from my butt and my sister had to run to the public toilets out in the halls. All this happened at around four thirty in the morning, so mom didn't hear us empting our bowels and believe me it was! NOISY. Well the next morning, we got up and although I felt queasy in my stomach and Missy said she was having cramps and felt bloated, we got out equipment on and went off to ski. I was wearing a pair of insulated overalls, blue jeans and a sweat shirt as well as thermal underwear under all that. Missy wore blue panties under some warm sweats and a thick sweat shirt as well as a similar pair of overalls. We managed to get to the slopes without incident, but when Missy and I got there we decided to make a trip to the jon before we hit the slopes, just in case. Mom went ahead and started skiing while Missy and I headed for the restrooms, took our stalls(right next to each other), and tried to poop. Amazingly, we didn't get anything more than a series of wet farts. So we decided to get up and hit the slopes. We got to the lifts, which carried two people, and started going up the slopes. We were about a fourth the way up the mountain when all the sudden Missy grabed her stomac! h and bent over. I knew what was happening to her, and before I knew it I cramped up really bad too! We struggled all the way up the mountain and when we got off the lift, we were almost crying because we didn't think we'd make it all the way down. Well, we both pushed off and started sailing down the hill. It was quite interesting. Ever ski down a hill trying to keep from pooping your panties at the same time? It is tough! And neither of us made it. Missy, who was really far ahead of me, fell down and by the way she was sitting on her butt, hunched over I could tell she was messing herself. I made it about half way down the hill, but lost control and I felt all this runny mushy crap load the seat of my panties. It was nasty! Ever try sking down a hill with a messy load in your pants? That REALLY sucks! Missy and I went back to the lodge where we proceded to have the runs for the rest of the trip. Thats all, I'm trying to get Missy to tell the story about her worst case of d! iarrhea, it is really good! Cya!
Christi
hey everyone! ive been on vacation all weekend and i got back sunday. thats why i havent posted in a while! well i went to NY on friday and arrived the next day. on the plane i had to crap really really bad! so i unbuckle my seatbelt, run to the toilets, and look for an empty one. i find one and i run inside. the stall is to freaking small!! i squeeze in, and sit down. then i start to crap. once again i had diahhreah shit. I stay inside the bathroom for 25 minutes pooping my guts out, and trying to wipe my ass inside that little stall. i flushed (i would hate to be the spot where the shit landed on the ground) and walked out of the stall. the smell was bad! everyone could smell it too! i walk to my seat embarassed as hell, and sit there not getting up for the rest of the flight. when im in NY i rent a room and spend the night. the next morning i get up get dressed and go out to eat. when i get to the resturaunt i sit down and order 2 eggs, a side of bacon and some hashbrowns! . after i eat, i get that familiar pressure in my ass again! i go to the bathroom and then i see that there isnt any stall doors! i go into the last one and think that no one will come to this one cause its way in the corner. i sit, i shit, and while im shitting (no diahhreah this time) i shitted 3 small logs so far and another woman comes in. she comes over to the sink in front of me and starts washing her hands. she looks into the miror and sees me sitting on the bowl with my shorts and thong on the floor next to my ankles. she turns aroud and says she is soo sorry. she leaves. i finish crapping and look into the toilet. i see 3 small logs, 2 medium logs, 4 small little balls, and 2 really huge logs. i walk out of the bathroom and leave. well thats all my shit for now. ill see you all later!I had just moved into my new place when CoCo called me up to come over for a house warming 1 on 1 shit party. Oh wow, I was really excited and hard, I immediately went into the master bedroom suite bathroom to get it ready for a big show. Position the spotlight just to the right of the toilet for perfect visual effects, and position the footstool with the pillow on top directly in front. I had to pick her up at her place about 40 minutes away. Back at my place, she got comfortable and said, oh baby, I got some gas, let me sit on the toilet, and with that, I rubbed her ???? and sqweezed her thighs. She let out some dry farts, but nothing exciting. We both crashed on my bed late that night after watching some rented videos. She tossed and turned nervously the whole night, and I was wondering what was going on. The next morning, we did the toilet gig all over again, but to no avail, she did nothing. She just said, oh honey, I must be too dried out to poop, I am sorry, I pro! mise I will make it up to you with a monster dump the next time. I gave her a big kiss and hug and said, oh no problem, I just enjoy your company. And with that, I dropped her off back home mid morning and went on to the office. Now low and behold I get a call from my credit card company telling me that someone went on a huge spending spree, buying an SUV and some other stuff. Oh goodness graceous, I put 2 and 2 together as the lady from the credit card company was telling me to look in my wallet. Zip, Zilch, Nada, CARD GONE! Well, it's like the movie "Screwed", everyone has their day and I certainly got mine. I never saw or herd from CoCo again. But I was not to be beaten into submission, there would be other pooping beauties for my pleasure. Lesson to be learned, lock your stuff up! Ti'll next time, Rick.
Marianne
Hi I'm new here... I have a story to tell...
My friend has very active bowel movements, and always has to go. She is usually ashamed but we've been best friends for years, and she started to talk to me about them. She started telling me when she had to shit after an incident involving TACOS... She slept over one night in 8th grade. We were laying down talking, and all of a sudden dhe didn't look quite right. A few minutes later she told me that she'd be right back and that she had to pee. I told her to use the bathroom in the basement, but she said she'd rather go upstairs where there was a rug on the floor(she was barefoot). The bathroom upstairs is across the hall from my parents bedroom. Anyway she went upstairs and i waited downstairs. I wasn't paying very much attention, but I suddenly realized that 20 minutes has passed. After 45 minutes, I was about to go upstairs to see if she was OK, but as I stood up, I heard her coming downstairs. She sat slowly on the corner of the couch, and I looked at her funny, a! nd immediately she told me that my mom "had been coughing and she didn't want to wake her up," so she waited until my mom settled in to pee. Ireplied "You're lying- you just took a really long shit didn't you?" She ws like "No I'm not kidding, I think your mom was about to wake up!" (pause) "But your right, I don't feel well... I hafta use the shitter again.." And she really looked like it too... she started to sweat and everything... I walked to the back of the basement with her so she could go, and I asked her if it was diahrrea. She said that it was a little soft, but not diahrrea. She said it was a LOT and that it hurt her stomach like hell when it came out. Well, she spent another 30 minutes in the bathroom. She walked slowly to the front of the basement where i was sitting, and she was in tears. She was very gassy and had such a bad stomach ache that she couldn't sit down. She was moaning and groanig for a while, and passing a lot of gas, and she said she had to go a! gain. I felt so bad for her! She also asked that I sit outside the door and keep her company, and I agreed. She grunted, groaned, moaned, yelled in pain, cried, everything. I had never heard someone shit so much EVER! I kept asking her if there was anything I could do, but there wasn't. She came out 40 minutes later, and she felt even worse, but she said that she thought that was it as far a pooping went. She took maybe five steps out of the bathroom and immeadiately ran back in doubled over in pain. She asked me to come in and help her sit because she was in too much pain to do it herself. I sat with her for another 3 hours, most of the time just holding ehr hand and telling her to relax. She yelled and moaned, and she pushed on her stomach to try to help it out. A few times she had to stop and lay back against the toilet because she lost her breath or felt she was gonna pass out(from the pain and the pushing). Sometimes it seemed like she was constipated, and other times! the poop seemed like it wasn't ever gonna stop coming out of her. She probably lost about 15 lbs. in that one night. She still had a terrible stomach ache after those three hours from hell, but she eventually fell asleep. The next morning, she was fine....
Lizzy
1. Do you enjoy pooping? I LOVE IT. IT FEELS SO GOOD TO JUST TAKE A LOAD OFF... AHHHH... MAKES ME WANNA GO SIT ON THE TOILET JUST THINKIN ABOUT IT
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? WHEN I HAVE TO PUSH OR WHEN THE POOP IS COMIN OUT, I SIT PRETTY STRAIGHT...WHEN I NEED TO RELAX FOR A MINUTE, I LEAN BACK
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe?YES.THE SEVERENESS VARIES ON THE SIZE AND KIND OF A LOAD... THE WORST IS A HUGE LOAD OF POOP THAT INVOLVES SOME PUSHING
4. How many times a day do you poop? AT LEAST 3, NO MORE THAN 6
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? ONE AND A HALF HOURS(IT FELT SOOO GOOD)
6. Do you find pooping relaxing?EXTREMELY RELAXING, WHEN I HAVE A BAD DAY, POOPING RELIEVES THE STRESS
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts? I MAKE SOOO MUCH NOISE B/C I AM NOT ASHAMED OF SHITTIMG. MY POOP IS OFTEN PAINFUL, AND I SOMETIMES YELL CUSRE WORDS WHEN TRYING TO GET IT OUT
8. How often do you get constipated? 2 OR 3 TIMES A MONTH
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 2 WEEKS
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? I YELL LIKE CRAZY.. MY FRIEND SAYS I SOUND LIKE IM HAVING SEX B/C I'M LIKE "AGHHHH YESSSS!!!!"
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last? YES, I GET STOMACH ACHES OFTEN. THEY ARE VERY BAD AND LAST BETWEEN 30 MINUTES AND 3 DAYS
12. Are you gassy when you poop? NOT USUALLY
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? HELLS YES!
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)?i GET THE CHILLS AND LOOSE CONCENTRATION FOW A FEW SECONDS
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? ALWAYS- USUALLY I RUB MY ???? OR MASSAGE IT B/C IT HURTS OR IT IS SORE, i ALSO LIE DOWN TO CATH MY BREATH AND REGAIN STREGTH
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping?VERY OFTEN
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible?I'D TAKE A WHOLE DAY IF I NEEDED IT
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative?I SIT ON THE BOWL FOR A WHILE, STRETCH OUT MY STOMACH MUSCLES, OR LIE DOWN AND EITHER ME OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL PUSH HARD ON MY STOMACH UNTIL I FEEL THE URGE(THE PUSHING METHOD WORKS WELL, BUT IT CAN BE PAINFUL.
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?YES.. I HAVE PAINFUL POOPING OFTEN
20. How often do you have diahrea?NOT MUCH
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.)iF I NEED TO PUSH I WILL LEAN SLIGHTLY FORWARD, OTHERWISE I SIT BACK A LITTLE AND BREATHE DEEPLY
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?ALL THE TIME
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop?ALL THE TIME
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company?THAT'D BE COOL!
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.?tHAT WOULD BE SOOOO AWESOME, I WOULD LOVE THAT SO MUCH IF SOMEONE ELSE WOULD BE THERE TO PUSH ON MY ????(IT WORKS BETTER)
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage?SOOOOO VERY VERY VERY MUCH
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped?ABOUT HALF THE TIME, YES... IF I LAY DOWN, THEY EITHER GO AWAY OR I REALIZE THAT I WASN'T FINISHED
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)?OFTEN THIS HAPPENS TO ME... JUST YESTERDAY I GOT BACK ON THE BOWL 5 TIMES BEFORE I WAS DONE
DONNIE M.
FOR ANDRE-
I dont wear boxer shorts although I tried them a few times. The problem with them is your dik does flop around a lot especially if you run. Then when you pee and dont shake and squeeze your willy enough you get pee running down your leg.
Another thing, like doing physical exercise or running there is a slim but a chance to getting your nuts twisted, called torsion I think.
There you must get to a doctor as you will have a lot of pain and possibly hurting the vessels that connect to the balls.
Briefs though are best overall for not having that problem, Therefore thats why guys usually wear jockstraps in sports and gym classes.
For Bryian-
Eating foods like salads are one of the main causes of the shits and a lot of farting and gas when eating out.
Seems the salad dressing spoils fast and picks up a lot of bacteria that can make you very sick. Best to eat only well cooked foods and avoid salads and stuff made with dressing.
Anyone ever have to go and pee, and find the toilet, unzip and find you got a urge so bad you start to pee in your shorts? I find I would have to just rip down my pants and shorts and let er fly.
Wonder why that happens?
later peeps--D
Amber
here are my answers
1. Do you enjoy pooping? yeah
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? sitting and bending over
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? yeah Are they severe? theyre not that bad
4. How many times a day do you poop? twice
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? i guess it was around 11in
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? yup
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? yeah
8. How often do you get constipated? once every 2months
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? a week
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? no but i sigh
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? yeah If so, are they severe and how long do they last? until i let the poop out
12. Are you gassy when you poop? yes,im very gassy when i poop
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? yeah
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? i just know
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? no,i usually feel energized after taking a big dump
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? yeah
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? i take as long as necessary
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? i push my stomach and that usally makes it come out a little easir
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? no
20. How often do you have diahrea? once every 3 or 4months
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position: i lean foward
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? yeah when im having a hard time getting it out
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? nope
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? i wouldnt mind
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.? it would make it alot eaiser,ive had my boyfriend talk on the phone to me while i was constipated before
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? yeah
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? nope i feel like a new person after im done
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? not too often
Outhouse Scott
A few people said they thought the doors on the stalls in boys rooms had been removed and never replaced. I suppose this would explain the restrooms at my junior high school, which had hinges where the doors should have been. But in grammar school, there was just a small formica divider between the toilets, with no indication that they were ever intended to have doors. In high school, it was worse, however. There was NOTHING between the toilets, just a concrete wall seperating them from the rest of the bathroom. Also, there was no toilet paper in the boys' rooms. This was due to the problem of guys stuffing the toilets with it, or soaking it and throwing it up on the ceiling or the walls. I used to bring my own stash to school in my backpack. The school got into trouble with the health department over it when someone reported it. So my senior year, we had TP, but still no doors OR stalls.
Scott
Scarlet
Hello all! Sorry its been so long. Been busy and haven't had a chance to use the computer. Mom wouldn't let me, as she was waiting for a call, then my sister got on and wouldn't get off. Sorry.
VIERRA---I know what you mean about dirty bathrooms. That is so nasty. One day I was shopping at Big Lots and had to pee SO bad, so I went to the bathroom. There was only one stall. The entire floor from the door to the back wall was covered in water and pee, dirty paper filled the toilet to the top rim, and a big poop was laying on top of the paper. It stunk really bad and I couldn't even get to the stall for all the water in the floor. The sink was full of paper as well. So, I left and went to another store. But that restroom at Big Lots stays that way. I've seen it like that at least three times. I don't know why I go back. I guess in HOPE that SOMEBODY got some sense...I mean, what's the point of a public restroom if its never in usable condition?
JW--hehe Yeah, I wish some hot guy would let me hold for him while he peed...but as of right now, I'm not finding anybody. I don't know...my friend Mickey might, but I'm not going to ask him! :P I don't want him thinking I'm a freak if he said no...you know, some people aren't as open as us in this forum...
Hellos to: MATT, NOEL, ANDRE and all the other great posters out there!
~Scarlet~darngurl
SOMEKINDOFCHICK: Hey, I was just reading your post, and you were talking about disposeable panties you use for your period. I just wanted to know who makes them and where could I buy them. What do they look like? What colors do they make them in? Is it okay to wear a maxi pad with them, and do you wear a pad w/ them yourself? I'd like to try them b/c I've been having alot of night accidents. Let me know, thanx!danielle
i am 31 tall with blonde hair one day i felt the urge to shit real bad but the toilet pipe in the house was broken so i rush over to my sisters house and ask if i can use her bathroom.she says yeah sure.I take an absolutley gigantic crap really oozing and brown.then to my horror there is no tissue i ask her for tissue but she has gone out and left me there.I squeeze out more shit but she is still not back so i grab a towel and use it before throwing it away!
Punk Rock Girl
To Tia:
1. Do you enjoy pooping? Sure, when it's a nice, regular one.
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? Sitting, leaned forward a little.
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe? Not really, except when sick.
4. How many times a day do you poop? Usually once a day.
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? Time-wise: about an hour, length-wise: about 18 inches.
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? Sometimes.
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts? I've never yelled when pooping, no matter how badly it hurt (I get constipated a lot, so it often does hurt); I think everyone makes grunting noises, so I don't try to muffle mine!
8. How often do you get constipated? I'd say at least one out of every five dumps is difficult.
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? A week--I had quite a dump when I was finally able to go
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? No, but I sometimes sigh or grunt.
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last? Not a stomach ache, really, more bloating.
12. Are you gassy when you poop? Not unusually so.
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? Sometimes, when I'm alone.
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? My ass fills and there's pressure in my rectum.
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? No, unless I'm watching TV and lying on the couch.
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? Sure
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? I take as long as necessary, unless I'm in a hurry for some other reason.
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? If it's really bad I'll give myself an enema, otherwise I just push until it finally comes out.
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? No.
20. How often do you have diahrea? Only when I'm sick (maybe once every couple of months)
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) Pants and underwear around my ankles, leaning forward slightly, elbows on my knees.
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? Nope.
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? Not really.
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? I usually prefer to poop alone, but I don't mind too much if someone is there.
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.? Not necessary, though sometimes constipation does feel like giving birth!
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? When I have some sort of stomache problem, the last thing I want is someone touching my stomach.
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? Not usually.
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)? Once in a while, but never more than once during the same dump.
Hope that satisfies your curiosity!
Peace
PRGjosh's dad
I would be remisss not to post ehat my 8 year old son went through last night. He had been gassy all day, happily "sharing" his noctuous odor with his mother and I all day. Well, my wife was cooking dinner and I was setting the table when he hung his rear end out for another attack.
Suddenly, his expression changed, and a virtual flood of poop ran down the back of his legs. It actually puddled on the kitchen floor, and he looked at us both with the saddest eyes. Luckily, the laundry room is right next to the kitchen, so after he stopped crying, I was able to rush him to the basin sink and rinse him off there.
After his bath, he sat on the toilet for a good 20 minutes. We actully had to make him get off so that he could come eat dinner. Im sure thats something that none of us will ever forget.
Todd & Diana
Amber- We loved your story. From the description you sound like your really good looking. We have a friend who's name is Amber and she is really good looking. It seems like you look just like her. We have a question for you. Do you read on the toilet? If you do what is your preference? We also have this friend who's name is also Todd and he wants to know if your single? Well keep in touch! Lots of Lovexxx Todd and Diana!
Annie, Robby, Sarah, and Meghan- Hey what's up? Yes I did take a huge dump in Amber's bathroom. I have been taking huge dumps lately because of the babies. I have been reading 2 magazines and sitting on the loo for 30-45 minutes everyday, twice a day. Well that is it for now and keep us posted. Lots of Lovexxxx Todd and Diana
Bryian
To Althea: I liked your story about your cousins having to "doo doo"..cool!
To PeteSkeet: I liked your camp story
To somekindofchick: Liked your story..how old are you? if your young and live at home w/ parents, did they find out? and what did they say?
To Eric in Chicago: I liked your story about eating all that candy and getting the shits
To Andre: Well i usally verrys with me..sometimes i stand to wipe and sometimes i sit and wipe...i like going under the crotch that way.
To James: I liked your story...i had diahreaha the other day and i haven't had any since sunday morning and late yesterday and today i have been farting a bit too like you
To Davie: I liked your story
Gotta run bye
mike
I know this is off topic, but to answer your question, Andre, I can't stand running in boxers, your balls and dick do flop all over the place plus the boxers ride up on you. I prefer boxer-briefs, and for track or soccer I wear compression shorts.
Pico Tamale (The Butterfly)
Hey, fellow fecal fans:
Pico here again. How have you people been, and how have your bowel movements been to the people who have not posted them? Lauren, hey girl! I am really-loving your stories about pooping at work and calling your lucky boyfriend Bill. My woman Denise has not done that to me yet, on purpose. I have called her while she was on the toilet, however. Terribly exciting, to say the least. Keep those stories coming Lauren! Infantry PFC, I feel your pain, dude! I used to be in the same boat. What tipped the scales in my favor was when my girlfriend finally came around. Why did she have the sudden change? Because when our friends Rich and Kathy died she decided that she should share her bms with me. She read some of their stories and decided that it sounded like something that we should be doing. Another suggestion is that you could use that as a prerequisite. For example, when you are about to get with a lady, tell her that she has to agree to do this. If she does not, t! hen all bets are off for a relationship. That is the line that you should use. Let us know how it goes and best of luck. Yesterday, I went into the bathroom with my woman Denise. She started off farting like crazy. It had a slight boiled-egg smell. Then, the show started! About a incher shot out of her hole, to start with. She yelped in pain. She wanted me to rub her anus, which was not hard to do because the turd that had come out was hard and dry. I did that for her. She then had about three smaller ones. They each plopped in the bowl one right after the other. They were about five seconds apart. I wiped her afterwards not much to do,there.
Until later,
Pico Tamale (The Butterfly)Jacob G in Florida
Tia: Great questions. Here are my answers:
1. Do you enjoy pooping? Yes
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? Sitting upright if reading; leaning forward if not reading.
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Sometimes. Are they severe? No.
4. How many times a day do you poop? Three to Five
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? Twelve inches
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? Yes
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Sometimes, if alone. Do you yell in pain when it hurts? I do not recall having a painful BM since childhood.
8. How often do you get constipated? Almost never.
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? Several days when I was a teen.
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? I don't yell. I suppose I pant and sigh.
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? No. If so, are they severe and how long do they last? N/A
12. Are you gassy when you poop? No
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? Yes
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? The time of day - You can tell time by my pooping habits; the full feeling in my rear.
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? No
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? Sometimes.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? Both, depending upon the circumstances.
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? Squatting above the toilet. Reading. Getting lost in my thoughts. Grunting it out.
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? No.
20. How often do you have diahrea? Once or twice a year.
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) All the above, depending on the circumstances. Sometimes, I like to lean forward and watch it come out.
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? Sometimes.
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? No, but I once watched my best friend do that.
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? It would be fun! I wish I had such a friend.
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.? Okay if they are a good friend.
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? Yes.
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? Sometimes.
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Not often, but it happens. Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)? Rarely.
I have two good stories to tell and will try to post them later this week. Jacob G.
Louise and Steve
ROBBY AND ANNIE - Hi! Yeah, it was really good having a wee in the urinal with the other girls in the netball team. We did it again on Saturday as well. We got Steve into the changing room as well this time. I do not have a lot of time now really and I hope I will get to write about it on Thursday or Friday. Hey Annie I bet you would have liked to be there with us. LOL It was a hoot.
Steve speaking.
Robby, I'd just like to answer your question. Around most of Europe, to be circumcised is much more the exception than the norm. If it is done at all it is usually for medical reasons as we have discussed with Tim and Sarah, which mostly means difficulty with urination due to Phimosis (abnormally tight foreskin) with the likelyhood of Balanitis (itching and inflammation underneath) and Paraphimosis (the state where the foreskin becomes trapped in the retracted position) and tearing (not a pleasant thought and must be the ultimate passion killer). I'm afraid I tend to be anti-circumcision if it is done on any other grounds, particularly when the decision is taken for a child who has no say in the matter. It is not as if it is a reversible procedure, despite the way I have heard of some men trying to 'stretch' themselves a 'new' foreskin. You could say such men are in denial the way some bald men comb hair over their heads.
As a man can retract his foreskin to urinate, advocates of circumcision cannot really use 'easier urination' as any justification for it, and neither can they say that to be circumcised is cleaner. I keep my own foreskin very clean, for the sake of Louise's health at least as much as my own. This not difficult to do and it is basic personal hygeine.
I always think that man evolved a foreskin for a reason, and that reason was for protection of the glans, not to provide a boyhood 'rite of passage' that causes the glans to dry out.
I would not be surprised if Louise's friend from the USA, when she arrives for the wedding, will again ask Louise if I have been circumcised yet as she did when she was last over here in England. I am hoping not to clash with her on this subject. She is a very nice girl, but I find her views on this irritating.
Some posters may strongly disagree with all of the above, and that is their right. It is just that I can see more reasons not to circumcise than reasons to go through with it.
Robby, having said that, you may be perfectly happy being circumcised, and from what you say it does not seem to have given you any problems urinating or anything else. Best wishes from me.
Louise speaking again.
Well I am happy you do not suffer like that, Steve. I like you to have your foreskin.
Robby, your friend Felicity should come for a drink with me. She must be a bit like me if she likes going to the pub and having a wee in an alley afterwards. It was really good weather on Saturday night and we had some fun with weeing on the way home. We had my sister, Jackie and Emma and another girl Simone with us.
Love Louise xxxxx
TIM AND SARAH - Hi!!! Hey I liked the story about the desperate wee in the gents in the pub. LOL I have never been and pulled my pants down in the gents with men there and just pissed away like that. I really liked that story. Steve knows what it is like with women rating his tool when he is weeing, don't you darling? giggle
Steve speaking.
Ahem. Yes, I do in fact. Especially after Saturday. The buoyant, giggly mood Louise's netball team was in after the biggest win this year did not leave me much chance, I'm afraid. It so happened that I needed to urinate by the end of their match, and at the time I was all for finding a convenient bush to sprinkle discreetly. Didn't get the chance. I was told by no less than five of Louise's teammates that there was no chickening out and I was marched into what was normally the men's changing facility that is currently taken over by the female of the species (as Louise has already said). This story might cause men to question their wives/girlfriends who innocently say they are 'just' going to netball, but I'm not sure that what happened on Saturday was exactly commonplace. <snicker>
The team captain spoke for all of them, asking if the rumours and gossip about my 'thing' were true. "Might be", I replied without giving too much away.
Louise speaking again.
I am going to tell this story because Steve is not getting on with it. Well the captain said we would like to see Steve wee in the urinal. All the girls said "come on get it out" a few times and Steve blushed a bit but he got his willy out. You know Jackie and Pia have seen it already but the other girls liked what they saw and they looked from him to me and back to him again. LOL Steve went and stood in front of the urinal and we all gathered around him to watch him wee. I think he was just a bit nervy because he was outnumbered by so many you know, and he was trying for about a minute but he weed a good stream when he got it going. It was a giggle for a lot of the girls to watch like that. He said he never had such a big audience. giggle I bet Annie, Sarah and Meghan would have liked to see! He was good! Well when he finished, my friends Jackie and Pia told him to shake it and that made everybody giggle. He squeezed his foreskin together and some drops of wee fell do! wn and then he gave it a few shakes. giggle Well he put his dick away back in his pants and then the team went back to the benches to take our things off to go and shower. Well Steve thought he was getting away but he was stopped. I arranged all this as a bit of a special treat for him in the run up to the wedding. Well we all took our things off and Steve was not knowing where to look really. giggle He got told off for just looking at the floor! Well when we were all stripped we went 2 at a time to the urinal and stand there with Steve standing there next to them watching. I went last with Pia because we are the weeing heavyweights there you know. The first ones were Jackie and another girl called Sue. Steve got to see them aim their pussies and wee at the urinal. Oh poor Steve, we did put loads of stress on him. giggle About 3 of the girls dribbled a bit but when it was me and Pia it was a bit of a contest. Well we both did big gushers really and it was not like there was ! a lot between us but I went on a bit longer with mine I think. We both hissed a lot as well. The team captain is the same age as Steve and she got a bit shy when she tried to start weeing but she got a good gusher going. After that we got Steve to have a shower with us and the team liked that. I really liked having Steve showering next to me. One girl could not wee when she tried at the urinal so she did it in the shower and Steve watched her do it. They all said I was lucky to be getting married to him!
Steve speaking.
The comments I remember went a little further than to say you were lucky, Louise! You are a bad influence on all those nice, shy girls <snicker>.
Louise speaking again.
Oh really!
Well Tim I do not think it was because Steve would need another guy with him between all the girls, it was more that he is a gentleman and he didn't want to do anything on impulse when it had not been thought about and it could be a bit embarrassing for everybody. But we knew we wanted to give Steve a treat so we did!
Hey you two take care, and the kids too!
LAWN DOGS KID - Hi Andrew! Love to Kendal, Eleanor and Ellen!
Steve speaking.
Ah yes, the Domestos bleach advert <snicker>. I believe it goes, "For all those little accidents..., near misses,...and all those times just wide of the mark". It is a funny advert, one of the best ones at the moment.
PV - Hi girl! Louise here! Hey do not miss what happened after netball on Saturday! What do you think???
I will have to tell you all about my glamour shoot next time because now I have to go practice for my Aikido test. I know I have trained well but I am a bit nervy.
Love,
Louise (and Steve)
grant
tia: here's my answers to your survey!
1. usually
2. on the seat, not upside down sorry
3. if it's been days b4 i went then yeah
4. once
5. about a metre. yes, im serious.
6. damn right!
7. nope im a silent danger
8. as long as im away from my laxative-pepsi etc.
9. 3 weeks nearly
10. maybe if im in the house alone
11. when i dont have to shit?? does that mean like 23:55 hrs?
12. sometimes