Upstate Dave
Good morning all:
Boy I wish it would warm up here. Its been quite cold here in upstate New York. Well Ive got a nice summer story to tell. We have a spot near our home called Bear Mnt. The elevation is a bout 1700 ft but the view is fantastic! From north to south you can see the Aderondacks to the north and the Catskills to the south. This was a favorite spot to go hiking and sleeping out during the summer.
I decieded to sleep out one night. Only everyone I asked had other plans so I was going to be alone. That really did not bother me. I packed up my sleeping bag and some snacks and raided my parents beer supply and packed a few bottles of beer. I left just before dark and climbed up.
I got settled in got a camp fire going, turned on some music, and opened a beer. I sat down and started to enjoy the view. I had been sitting there for about 45 minutes when I could here some branches breaking over to the right of me. Someone was coming up! I called out but got no reply. Then from behind me Barbie S came through the pines and smiled and said hello and do you want some company. I said sure! Do you want a drink? Seeing I had beer she said yes and she was thirsty after the hike up.
I gave her a beer and we sat talked and just enjoyed each others company. There was a slight breeze so that was keeping the mosquitos away. But if you went into the brush you would get bitten up pretty bad. We continued to talk and drink our beers. Barbie was wearing a light summer dress. She goes to me Ive got to piss. Do you mind if I go? Of course not! Dont go back in the brush youll get eaten alive. She smiled and stood up and walked over to the lookout.
The lookout was a rock ledge that droped down a couple of hundred feet. She lifted up her skirt and stood with her legs apart and started to piss. Her stream arced way out with a loud hissing sound. Her stream was twisted as it flowed. Her stream fell well down the ledge. She remarked this is a long one in more ways then one. While she was still hissing away I had to go so She unzipped me and held me as I had a stream that was falling with hers. Both of us finished at the same time. She put my penis back in and zipped me back up and I gently wiped her with some tp that I brought along. We went back to the campfire and open another beer and sat back down.
We stayed up untill 2:00am. Then we decieded to get some sleep. We decieded to put the fire out first. We both stood there and peed and put the flames out but not the coals. Morning came soon enough. I woke up first. I restarted the fire for breakfast. I made bacon and eggs and hot water for tea. Barbie woke up and said the food smelled good and she was hungry. I said it was almost done. Good she said. She stood up and streached and lifted up her skirt and started to pee. Her stream shot out with such force it was arcing and landing about four feet away. Her hissing was louder then the first pee she had done last night! When her stream hit the rock it was splashing all over! She peed that way for a good solid minute. She finished and dropped her dress.
We sat down and enjoyed our breakfast as we watched the world belowe us. After eating I got things packed up. Barbie was still streaching and she was farting at the same time as a result of this it made her laugh. Ive got to do both this time she said. I had the urge to shit also. She said lets go standing together. Ok I said. So she pulled my jeans off and briefs off also.
I started first. Barbie was standing beside me holding my penis but could see my behind. She said wow its started already. Your hole has opened and there is a smooth brown colored shit comming out. There is about four inches out now and your hole is opening more. Now there is six inches out and it is still brown but it is getting bumpy. Now two more inches have come out and it is starting to taper down in size. With it narrowing down it sped up and four more inches came out and then droped to the ground with a thud. She turned me around and I started to piss. She aimed my stream so it splashed over my shit on the ground. I finished peeing and she then spread my cheeks and wiped me clean.
She stood up and opened her cheeks and I could see her pink anus and it was starting to dome. Air hissed out as a light brown poop started to slowly exit. She pushed out three inches and took a breath and started pushing again. Her anus opened wider and three more inches very slowly pushed its way out. She started to dribble pee which ran down her poopas it hung there and the pee driped off and started to wet the ground. She relaxed again and her pee and poop stoped. She now pushed again and her poop started to move and it was getting very knoby in texture. She managed to push four more inches this time. Once more she caught her breath. One more time she pushed and with a quicker pace four more inches came out and with a plop hit the ground. Now with the preasure gone from her back hole she started to pee with a gush. This time it went downward and shee peed all over her poop. She peed enough that it ran over to where I went and made a puddle there. She dribbled to ! a stop and I carefully wiped her and we got dressed and picked up my stuff and hiked down. That was a nice summer night and morning.Samantha
Hi everyone!
SARAH: I just got done practicing the Bach Sonatas while taking a big, thick dump. I brought my music and cello into the bathroom with me. Setting my cello down next to the sink, I pulled my skirt up and my panties off of my ankles. Then, after I had picked up my cello, I spread my giant buttocks and set up the music. As I was getting into the twentieth measure of one, I felt some pressure on my anus, so I stopped the song, pushed a little, and continued. Then my hole stretched waaaaay open, with a surprising lack of pain or discomfort, and I plopped a big turd into the pot. The splash hit me right on the anus, like it was giving me a little kiss for such a good poop. I finished up by pushing out a bunch of golf balls and pissing loudly, very loudly. I was sure even the neighbors could hear it. But oh well. I put my cello aside, and surveyed my work. There were about four or five small balls, and a huge loaf that should have killed me to pass, but for some reason didn't.! Has anyone else had this type of thing happen, where they pass a huge turd that doesn't hurt, or the flip side, a small one that burns like wasabi?
Well, that's all for now!
SamanthaHAZEL
Im Hazel,22,working as a secretary in a law firm. My most recent accident caused by diarrhea happened in a party. That day, I wore a tan mini skirt and a blazer. Underneath my skirt was a black lace panty, a pair of stockings, and a garter to hold my stockings. I just bought those set of underwear two days ago and to my surprise I found out that it was hard to remove when going to the toilet. Also on that day, I had diarrhea. Earlier that morning, while eating my breakfast, I let out a wet fart. Brown liquid poop messed my light blue satin bikini panty. I had to throw it to the laundry. I changed to a cream colored thong after cleaning and unfortunately, I let out another wet fart. I messed my thong and the feeling in my butt was a gooey sensation. As I removed my thong, I surveyed the it and it was soaked in liquid poop. Despite having diarrhea, I still decided to attend the party held by the firm. Went there, ate, and talked. An hour later, I was staring to have stomach cr! amps but I ignored it. Five minutes later, it became so intense. I headed for the ladies, which was across the hall and too much to walk for a person having the runs. Poop was already in the rim of my asshole .I had to walk slowly to avoid messing myself in front of my coworkers.just as I reached the ladies door,I opened it and never bothered to close. I also knew I wouldn’t make it since it would be hard to remove the set of underwear that I have. As I reached for the stall’s door, brown, liquid poop exploded in my lace panties.It was accompanied by a long, loud, wet fart. I had to squat a little bit and had to raise my heals and stand on my toes since I never felt so relieved.. Since, the door was open people outside stared at me in disbelief. I went inside the stall and sat on the toilet. Without removing my panties, I continued to have my bowel movement. I removed my black, lace panties as I finished and surveyed the damage done .Poop covered the entire bottom. My stocki! ngs had traces of dripping poop.My butt was smeared with liquid diarrhea and my tan skirt was stained. After surveying the damage, I decided to go home and clean up. I wore my messy set of underwear back and walked to my car. My fellow workers , especially the guys stared at me .
1.)COULD SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT?
2.)SHOULD YOU SQUAT,STAND UP OR WHATEVER?
3.)WHAT SHOULD YOU DO TO YOUR MESSY UNDERWEARS?
4.)HOW CAN YOU WALK OUT WITHOUT EMBARRASMENT?
5.) WHAT IS THE IDEAL UNDERWEAR THAT YOU CAN USE WHEN YOU HAVE DIARRHEA?
6.)LASTLY, WHY DO MEN GET TURNED WHEN THEY SEE A WOMAN HAVING A POOPING ACCIDENT?
Kinly email me
thanks
hazel
some guy
to Trisha--
I was constipated for twelve days and it really hurt. I couldn't sit or stand or anything for too long at a time. It turned out that I was impacted and wound up in the hospital for a week after I had taken so many enemas and so many suppositories that it hurt to walk.
I get really constipated after me and my bf do our "boyfriend" thing. what I do is lay down in the shower with the shower running, and unscrew the hose from the shower head and stick that in my ass and run it until I feel full of water and hold it for 30 minutes and then it gushes out !!
if that don't work--GET TO THE HOSPITAL THEN AND THERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sara
Hi
Me again the one that wrote the story of pooping in the gross toilet a few daygs ago. Well my friend told me last night she has peed 3 pints in a 6 min stint once! WOW I said. Can anyone beat that for pints or length?
Anyway on another runny story I thought id tell you about a rather bad plane experience and not just for me. I was on a russian flight to Moscow and we were on the old russian airways plane. Anyway the food cane out and it was a sort of stew. I was quite hungry so depsite it not being brilliant I ate it. Most of the other people ate it too apart from those on the vegetarian option.
Anyway shortly afterwards I let fly with a parrrrrrrrrffffffff. I turned to the lady next me to a ???? 41 yrd old and apologised. She said don't worry im not feeling too good myself. She did look a bit preterbed as well. Shortly after that two ladys got up and dashed for the toilets. There were 2 at the back and 1 at the front. Tbey looked in much pain as the ran. This was soon followed by a gent to the one at the front. BY noew there was a steady queue forming for all toilets! I thought maybe something was up with the food when cramppppppppp oh I got such an awful cramp that was telling me HUNNNNNIE YOU GOTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAA POOOOOOOOOP! I looked sideways at the lady and she was sweating and in so much pain. The lady next to me had had the vegeterian! lucky sod. Anyway the queues were now long and there was no way we would make it. Loads of men and women were hopping around holding there bums.
I had an idea an emptied one of my carrier bags. I asked the stewardess for a load more and she said your not going to do what I think you are. To which I replied YES unless you want it all over your carpet. She returned soon. I held the bag open and told the women just to let loose in there as it was ok. She didn't need much convincing she ripped down her trousers and panties and exploded in the bag. By know I WAS EXTEMELY DEPSRERATE TOO and the lady next me saw it and quickly took a couple of the bags undid my trousers pulled my panties down and placed the bag under my butt. I said than ppppppprrrrrrrrffffffttttttt ks and started to unload. Quite soon attendants were bring out more plastic bags but a couple had accidents and were crying. But there was us 3 the lady sat by me holding a career bag under me and me holding a career bag under the other lady as we shat our brains out. I think we went for a good 45 mins but managed a breather half way through.
The lady then she said she needed to go so I held the bag open and let her go too. She did a nice big solid jobby of 14" 3 inches wide on top and peed. IT has to be said ours was def not soild. Very runny mush just like soft serve!Trisha i heard that soap can be used as a suppository. and if you mix hot water with salt (it tastes bad and you might feel like youre gonna puke but you wont, at least out of your mouth that is) once you drink it then wait for a few hours. you might feel the urge to shit then you probably might get diaahreah. not severe. and it works ive tried it!
somekindofchick
darngurl:
kotex used to make them but they don't anymore. they were discontinued or something like that.donnie m.
FOR TRISHA
9 days before a pooping? Thats way to long and you would be sick. Try taking an enema with warm water, get a small enema bulb held by hand and fill it and gently squeeze in some plain water and hold it for a few minutes, and you will poop. Also if you have trouble like that a lot, then also take some mineral oil the night before. Those two things should fix you up. Dont ever wait that long..2 or 3 days at most can b4e normal, but most people poop once a day though.
Atlanta Lady
Good morning everybody!!! I have a story to share. I was studying for finals at college and felt the urge to unload a big one. I knew the guy I was studying with could smell my farts; they were SBD. So I excused myself and went to the ladies room. I went to the last stall and closed the door. When I turned around and unbuttoned my jeans, I felt the stool sliding down my back passage. I didn't want to sit on the seat, so I semi-stood and let the long, brownish-orange snake slide out of me. It was very, very smelly and curved like the letter C. I wiped with wads of tissue, but still found skidmarks in my underwear when I got home.
That's all for now.
Love,
Rachel
Jenny
Hi there!
I just have a question. Is there someone who wears diapers so that he or she does not have to go to the bathroom to do number 1 or 2?
Regards,
JennyAtlanta Lady
Are you a big lady or small lady in size?
Any interesting stories on the highwway?
Infantry PFC
Tia: here are my answers to your q's
1. Do you enjoy pooping? yes, except when I'm with a girl (whch isn't often)
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? I always sit no other way
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe? no
4. How many times a day do you poop? once every other day
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? i dunno most of mine are small
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? yes
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts? no
8. How often do you get constipated? normally never
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 4 days
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? no
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last? yes untill I go
12. Are you gassy when you poop? no
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? sometimes
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? the turtle head popping out, or I fart alot
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? no
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? no
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? I'mavery fast person
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative?I drink lots of water
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? no
20. How often do you have diahrea? only when I'm sick
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) just sitting leaning forward
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? no
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? no
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? never had company. if a girl lets me watch her I'll let her watch me
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.? never had it happen. don't really know
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? no maybe sex an a shower.
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? sometimes but not usually
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)? not often but I find it happens alot at track meets. once at a meet at colgate I had to go 3 times in between the 55m dash trials and finals. I seem to never need to poop when I'm in uniform.
So how about you? what are your answers to your questions?
Jason the pooplover: there are no women in the infantry, so that won't work. As always you never know who is watching, and since many of the female soldiers I know are pencil pushers and over 30, and higher rank than me. It would be best if I didn't try to be slick like that in uniform. good idea though. What other ideas do you have? If only some of the females here who enjoy pooping could enlighten us on what to do...
Atlanta lady:I wish I could watch you poop, or a least I wishI knew a woman like you. if you could rate the smell of your BM's what would it be
1-you don't even notice that you pooped an neither does anyone else...
2-some might notice but won't say bc the smell isn't repulsive...
3-the fan or spray disperses the odor easy...
4-you need to close the door to hide the stink...till it downgrades to level 2
5-no matter what you do it smells like something died in the bathroom... for a long time...
So where would you be? I'm between 2 and 3 and I eat alot of army food.Trisha,
No one should have to suffer from constipation, especially for nine days. If you are in pain, you have a lot of hard stool in your colon. An enema should loosen it up. Also, you need some natural laxatives that will stimulate and exercise your intestines.
Here is what I would do:
(1) Go to a pharmacy and get an enema kit.
(2) Buy about a gallon of prune juice.
(3) Buy a large bag of apples.
(4) Stock up on fresh green vegetables, and natural grains like oats and long-grain rice (not refined).
I would continue drinking lots of water, but I would also drink a glass of prune juice every 2 hours or so. I would take an enema immediately, which should get things started and relieve the pain. The prune juice will stimulate the colon into normal peristaltic action (wave contractions), and the greens and grains will stimulate long-term regularity. Don't overdo your doses of prune juice--space it out--because it may cause diahrrea. I would plan on a very heavy diet of grainy, natural foods for a while.
If you are scheduled to work, call in sick, because you are. You will need to be pretty close to a bathroom for the next several hours, because you will probably have several massive bowel movements.
If relief is not immediate, SEE A DOCTOR!
Ross
Trisha,
Drink as much prune juice as you can stand. That should get things moving. If that doesn't work, give yourself an enema. If you don't know how or can't do it by yourself, get to a doctor as soon as you can. If you have an urgent care facilty in town, they will take care of you. Constipation after 9 days is a serious medical condition, and you need to get yourself fixed as soon as possible. The pain will only get worse. Let us know you're okay.
Joe B.
1. Do you enjoy pooping? I love it.
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? On the toilet leaning forqward.
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe? seldom, never severe
4. How many times a day do you poop? once
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? almost 3 feet and 2 inches thick after taking maximum dosage metamucial
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? absolutely
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts? it never hurts
8. How often do you get constipated? seldom, except when traveling
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 3 or 4 days
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? no
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last? no
12. Are you gassy when you poop? not usually
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? YES!!!!!!
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? a full feeling in my rectum and stuff pushing at my anus
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? no
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? no
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? i enjoy taking my time, but usually i get it all out at once and im done
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? I take and enjoy enemas
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? no
20. How often do you have diahrea? never
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) leaning forward
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? sometimes
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? sometimes
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? maybe
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.? maybe
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? probably not
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? no, not if a good poop
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)? almost neverBryian
Last night i had to poop..the first time since the diahreaha attack. Felt good. To my surprise it was still a bit soft. I thought it would be harder cause i hadn't gone in todays. Then towards the end of my shit it got softer. Then i went to work today and at work felt a slight urge but i was trying to hold on\...then it completly went away and my stomach started hurting a bit from all that poop that must be in me. In a bit im gonna go sit and try. Bye
Joe B.
1. Do you enjoy pooping? I love it.
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? On the toilet leaning forqward.
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe? seldom, never severe
4. How many times a day do you poop? once
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? almost 3 feet and 2 inches thick after taking maximum dosage metamucial
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? absolutely
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts? it never hurts
8. How often do you get constipated? seldom, except when traveling
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 3 or 4 days
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? no
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last? no
12. Are you gassy when you poop? not usually
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? YES!!!!!!
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? a full feeling in my rectum and stuff pushing at my anus
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? no
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? no
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? i enjoy taking my time, but usually i get it all out at once and im done
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? I take and enjoy enemas
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? no
20. How often do you have diahrea? never
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) leaning forward
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? sometimes
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? sometimes
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? maybe
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.? maybe
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? probably not
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? no, not if a good poop
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)? almost neverBob from NJ
Trisha:
When I was a boy I had your
symptoms(real pain & no BMs).My dad took me to the Dr who said to take milk of magnesia.One teaspoon & my bowels loosened up to take a large,very hard shit.
A pharmacist can tell you if that would be safe for you(too young or too diminutive?)and if you should see the Dr.
I am real sad you're in pain.I've been there many times.Samantha
Today I was at the library doing a research paper for one on my classes and I got a really bad stomach ache and I could tell I needed to take a dump so I walked over to the bathroom and grabbed a magazine from the magazine rack before I went in. I sat down and let out a short pee then started pushing. I realized it wasnt gonna be an easy poop so I opened the magazine and started reading while I was pushing. I was doing this for about 5minutes then I let out the longest fart ever and boy did it stink! Then I started to feel a log coming out so I held my breath and pushed as hard as I could and out it came...it was about 6in. Then another 2minutes passed but nothing but farts were coming out. Finally another log came out(about 9in) then a bunch of little ones and I was done. I dropped the magazine stood up looked at my load then wiped,it took 4 good wipes to get clean.
Bryian
To Rick: I liked your story..so are you saying coco cheated on you(Commited fraude?)
To Marianne: I liked your story
To Outhouse Scott: I liked your story...how the heck did the other guys wipe after shitting?
To josh's dad: I liked your story of your son
I like tuesdays pic..
last night i dreamed that there were a porto potties in my house and some guy was in there..and i said after he comes out im gonna take a flash light and look at all the poop in there. Before i could i woke up
well i gotta go byeMike
Trisha: If what your doing isn't helping, try sitting in a hunched over position; it helps make it move faster for you. If you're too small for laxatives, try an enema. I've also heard that people who are really constipated use their hands to spread their cheeks apart and it may help to get it going for you. Write back, im curious to see how you are doing. Feel Better!123
Dear trisha,
Use vasline in your poop hole .it'll make it come out easy
drink two table spoons of olive oil.James
Hello fellow poopers,
This afternoon I had a strong urge to poop so I sat down on the toilet and let out 6 heavy turds which contained a lot of sweetcorn in it. I wiped 12 times, flushed, sprayed and brushed the bowl.
Nice picture at the top of the page today.
See you later.
For Trisha: I recommend medical intervention
Tim
historian
Infantry PFC:
Face it. Pooping is not something women want to do in the presence of men that they only know on a casual basis. I only had one poop experience with a girlfriend, and even then, she let out the product while I was out of the room. Also, we had dated a very long time before she was willing to do even that. My suggestion is that you find a woman and fall in love with her. Or more importantly, get her to fall in love with you. When you're pretty sure that the love is basically unconditional, bring up your fantasy. Depending on her reaction, you can then deal with it accordingly. Until you find such conducive intimacy, you'll probably have to just keep collecting "suggestive references" the way that I do. Best of luck.
historian
Sabrina
i hate having the runs
waiting to pounce
hey everybody! I'm a female regular of this website. And I think reading all these posts have really influenced me. Recently, I am more excited about going to public toilets, and I'm always v.aware and alert for any telltale sounds coming from the cubicles to my right or left, but sadly no luck so far! I wait like 5mins in my stall, after I'm done, but my "neighbours" enter the stalls juz when I flushed and opened my stall door to leave, and I couldnt v.well go back to that stall without becoming suspicious, what bad luck huh! I'm also looking forward to crapping in a public restroom, but my body doesnt seem to agree with me. I get significant rumbles but when I get myself into a nice cubicle, I'm suddenly constipated...
Anyway, juz had to share my frustrations with u guys, hope I will be able to post exciting bathroom encounters soon! Cheers every1!
susan
Susan have you tryed a enema? 9 days is too long. You should go to the emergency room. You are not too small for a laxative.Let us know what happens.John
Guys,
Say that you go to the toilet with no other intention than to take a dump.
In such a situation how many of you get an erection during your BM?
I used to get one nearly every time but less so these days.Adrian
Rick, it sounds as though CoCo well and truly took you for a ride. Doing what she did was thoroughly reprehensible and I think unprofessional of her too.
Tony. Thanks for the account of Theresa's Monday morning motion. It sounds as though she needed to go quite badly. She must have been feeling well backed up before she went. No doubt it was a relief for her to do a good load.
Best wishes to everyone,
Adrian
Ina
I personally would have thought, that such a great story like the one from Tim would have been nice on the first page, instead of the endless questionaire answers. But each to their own fun. Dear wishes to the moderator and thanks for all the work.
LOUISE: As many here I am joining the queue to take a cyper peek at your urinal fun with your netball team. That would be my dream, the fun you are having there. Great!
My mammogram turned out to be nothing bad. What a relief! Thank you for caring! Your wees in the garden with dear DAMSEL were a riot. Over here you see guys pissing all the time, I just got an exceptional frontal view that time, lol. Keep the fun up (and share it with us, please...) and good luck for future events. Lovexx to you and STEVE from Ina
ANNIE AND ROBBIE: Thank you for always passing some nice words to me! I loved your dear memory you shared with us. Thank you. I can hardly wait for your travelmate reports. I hope it was rather succesful with dry clothes, otherwise don't give up, please. No sure confirmation on the job, yet, but I do not want to get into detail. Would be great, though. Watching the weeing willie was fun, although seeing a girl doing a standing pee, would be even better. It's always so good to hear from you Lots and lots of lovexxx, dears!
SARAH AND MEGHAN: Hi sweeties. How are you? I liked yuor story of the poo in the water. As I said before, I have done it as a kid. It was a nice feeling to push a turd out under water. Did you ever do it? The other day, they played a song on the radio, called "Pissing in the river" and the DJ asked if anyone knew, if it was just about the nice warm feeling or anything else, lol. Take care, lots and lots of hugs and lovexxx, sweathearts!
RIZZO: I just wanted to add to your recent thoughts. It is indeed great to have the possibility to pee like that and I can hardly imagint to go back to squatting outside except for fun. I just have problems, cause although I would be able to pee this way, I am somehow not "allowed", as it is not acceptable. Like the other day I really needed to pee and I passed by a public pissoir, old style street urinal. There were no ladies' restrooms and I did not dare to do it there as it was broad daylight. I just had to bear it until I got home. I would hope so much, more woman would discover the practical issue and not see it as a purely male thing, they feel uncomfortable with. It would be so great to have the same pissoirs for woman as well and if I would dare to just stand by some bushes, when there is no loo, like I see a man, every second day at the moment. I do not want to moan, sorry. I just feel it's somehow even more difficult to accept things as they are, knowing I coul! d do it differently. I always love to hear from you. You are a very nice man. Lovexx from Ina
PV: How are you, dear? Remember that wee, I did for you against the rusty door in the basement? I was down there the other day and it's so dusty, the mark from the stream is still visible , nearly half a year later! Thats what I call a remarkable pee! Lovexx from Ina
PPG: Did you ever try Google picture search for pics from guys on the toilet? I like your stories. Best wishes
Does anyone, who also reads on other sites, know if JEFF A. is posting there? Please, tell us if he is alright!
RICHARD: Alright? Are you still traveling? Take care
And where is our sweet CARMELITA AND HER GANG?
Best wishes to all
InaCD
Here you go TIA:
1. Do you enjoy pooping?
->Absolutely & positively!! But this seems a rather silly question... If you're human, you gotta enjoy a BM - even for just the relief of the pressure.
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM?
->I don't have a 'favourite' position, but I usually lean forward a bit. The more effort I have to put into it, the farther I lean.
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe?
->Not usually. Only with diarrhoea, unexpectedly large BM's or if I'm VERY gassy.
4. How many times a day do you poop?
->95% of the time it's once a day - some time in the afternoon.
5. What was the longest poop you ever did?
->Hard to say... I've done logs that were 14 inches, easy. On the other hand, I've passed 'snakes' that just kept going on... & on... & on... But as everyone knows, it's extremely hard to measure those kinds.
6. Do you find pooping relaxing?
->Again, absolutely... When the jobbie being passed is especially good, I can just feel the stress melting away.
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts?
->Nope. I'm the strong, silent type. The loudest thing I'll do is a sigh of relief afterwards.
8. How often do you get constipated?
->My diet isn't that great so I probably get it 2 or sometimes 3 per month. Probably more often than I should for a young guy my age.
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for?
->I'll always remember that bout... I was blocked up for 5 miserable days. On the 5th day I walked to the local public clinic but they didn't help me much. However, the walk apparently did me some good because an hour or so after getting back the 5 days worth of poop finally made it out.
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief?
->Again, no. Just the occasional sigh.
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last?
->Every now and then... I'm lactose intolerant so I get gassy after consuming milk or milk products (cheese, yoghurt, et cetera...)
12. Are you gassy when you poop?
->Only after drinking a lot of pop or eating something with milk.
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump?
->I usually look down. When it's a difficult effort I close my eyes.
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)?
->A bloated feeling & a strong sense of pressure on my rectum.
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired?
->Not really. It's a pick-me-up if anything.
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping?
->After a tough 'battle' to get things 'going', yes.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible?
->Speed isn't important to me. Unless they're waiting for me in a meeting or I'm about to miss my train, I get up when I feel done.
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative?
->To get out of a bad bout, I try getting a bit more fibre into my diet. Or, if I want to do it quickly, I eat something with milk.
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?
->No, but I think I've come close a few times. In my mind, painful movements has certainly made me say, "OUCH! Damn that hurts!" (Especially if my 'roids have flared up.)
20. How often do you have diahrea?
->For a true bout of diarrhoea, perhaps once every two months.
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.)
->I don't know about any of those, but for me I lean forward, resting on my legs with my arms.
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
->I don't use my hands to physically push my stomach in if that's what you're trying to say. Otherwise, yes... I have to put some effort in order to get things going.
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop?
-Nope.
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company?
->It doesn't usually doesn't bother me if someone is in the cubicle next to me, but I'm not a talker.
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.?
->Again, I'm not a talker.
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage?
->From a girlfriend? I sure wouldn't reject such an offer if she gave me the opportunity.
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped?
->Only during battles of bad diarrhoea.
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)?
->Not really. If I've got a bad case of the runs, that second urge doesn't hit me until about, oh, 15 or 20 minutes after my last BM.
CHEERS!!
CD
Tim
I've been checking out this board for a long time and I find it great except for one thing---we're not allowed to share email or Instant Messenger screen names. I think not being able to exchange emails or whatver is dumb. There are very few forums out there that allow females or males to freely talk about their bowel movements. I REALLY HOPE THE ADMINISTRATOR ALLOWS US TO SHARE EMAILS OR INSTANT MESSENGER SCREEN NAMES. Another reason why we should be allowed to share info because by the time I ask a question, gets posted, person reads it, reply to it, and I read it. Several days would have passed. NOT fun at all. Anyway.....
I have a few questions for ATLANTA LADY, LIZZY, AMBER, and Punk Rock Girl.
1. Try to describe as best as you can the smell, shape, thickness, color, and length of your turds.
2. On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least and 10 being the most), how bad does the bathroom smell after you poop?
3. Are your poops always thick or long?
4. On average, about how many times you fart a day?
5. Have you ever pooped outside either on a road, in a forest, in your backyard, behind your school, in a river/creek etc?
Thanks girls!!!!
Special question for Punk Rock Girl. Was you known as Oy Punk Gurl a few years ago on other forums and websites?
Thanks again, looking forward to the answers.
Trisha
Hi guys it's Trisha again-- still constipated. I didn't go to school today because I was in so much pain. Two of my friends know about my problem and they came over to see how I was feeling. I had laid in bed all day and I look like shit. My friends sat on my bed with me for a while to keep me company. Sometimes I get shooting pains and they held my hand while I cried. (Friends are blessings) My friend Jess rubbed my stomach gently for a while, and this relieved the pain a little, but did not bring me success in passing my poop. I really feel misreble and I need some suggestions to help me. I'll probably stay home from school again tomorrow, so please post help soon!!
Sarah, Meghan, and Annie
Hi Friends!
The replies that were promised by Dad and Annie are on page 904. This post is for: INA, KENDAL, ELLEN, ELEANOR, LOUISE, DAMSEL, PV, JANE, CARMALITA, EPHERMAL, DIANA, LINDAGS, SARAH, DIVA, RIZZO, STEVE, LAWN DOGS KID, TIM, TODD and anyone else who is interested.
*** Night before last Annie, Meghan, and I dressed in our loose shorts. We didn't wear any knickers(panties) so it would be easier. We walked out to the patio with our travelmates. Dad had a camcorder(the naughty man,giggle). We unzipped and felt for our female bits. Meghan couldn't find hers,hahahaha, so Annie had to help her(roaring with laughter)!! We had drunk loads of water and tea so we were ready! Annie- I started weeing straight away and the cup was in the right place. It ran through the tube and cascaded onto the patio. I was soooo proud! Meg- I finally found the right spot and started weeing. I immediately started soaking my trousers. Annie, Sarah and Dad were laughing to beat the band! I finally got so frustrated that I ripped off my trousers and was buck naked from the waist down. I got the tube in the RIGHT place this time. Did I say I was bright red with embarrassment?!! YOU BET!!! Sarah- I thought I had it right but the force of the stream was so strong th! e tube flew out of my hand and I, also, flooded my trousers. Dad was laughing so hard he could hardly hold the camera still. We finally finished! We and the patio were soaked! Annie had won the round! Dad hosed us and the patio off. We ran in to shower and change clothes. No, we haven't seen the video yet! Dad says it is a scream!! That is our latest with the travelmates! We will talk, soon! Lots of Lovexxx and hugsxx to our dear friends and cyber relatives!! Sarah S, Meghan, Annie, and (the old man!)
Plunging Plop Guy
Hi, Everyone,
TONY, In case you missed it, my reply to your suggestion about raising the toilet seat is on page 902. That is the same page as the one that includes your suggestion! The reason being according to the moderator, is to do with size of posts and sometimes these will be inserted in a previous day's page. I thought I had reversed time when i saw one of my recent posts listed two days before I submitted it so I hope everyone else scans the previous few days if they wonder where something has got to.
MODERATOR, Thanks for your reply explaining the above matter.
TRISHA, SEEK MEDICAL HELP IMMEDIATELY!
If you haven't already done so, but I hope by now you've been relieved of your severe and painful constipation. Let us know how you are and what happened. Also what brought on such a painful situation.
Most of the time we share the pleasures and interests of shitting as you will see from other posts, but there are often people like yourself who are having anything BUT pleasure in trying to go.
This is a very friendly and supportive community and I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing you well and hope you'll soon be relieving yourself comfortably and happily again.
JAMES, you mentioned that after a shit, you have a tendency to put the toilet seat up to disguise the fact that you've been sitting on it.
I'd never consciously thought about that before, but I do the same if I'm staying with family or otherwise don't want to draw attention to what I've been doing.
I love being heard by other guys in toilets and am proud of what I do on the toilet, and yet I have these inhibitions when it comes to family.
I think it might go back to puberty when I was developing my own sexual awareness, and finding using the toilet very autoerotic, I therefore felt that references to myself shitting would be almost as difficult as walking round my parent's house in the nude!
Like every time I sat on the toilet it was, and still is, enjoyable and I don't want to convey that satisfaction to close family or older relations.
I remember using the toilet once when I was about 12, and as I was sitting there someone tried the door which I'd locked. When I came out my father was waiting and smiled as I came out. It was like he knew I must have had a shit and that I wanted privacy and was therefore aware of my body, and my developing masculinity.
So, in someone's house I can leave the seat up or down, or if there's a lid I can put seat and lid down.
If I have a piss, I always leave the seat up, except in the case of some cisterns that prevent the seat staying up, if I have a shit I leave the seat up or down depending on who will notice afterwards!
If I want to leave them guessing, I put seat and lid down!
In hotels and guest houses, of course I leave the seat down after a shit, and imagine the landlady might feel the seat to see if it's still warm from my bum! Depending on who's going to know what I've been doing, I will either be proud to leave skidmarks in the pan, or keep flushing 'till they disappear! Unfortunately, I've not left any good skidmarks for a long time down the toilet. Whatever food produces the type of turds that plunge and leave a good brown mark on the bottom of the toilet pan, I've obviously been eating it lately!
DONNIE M. I too don't wear boxer shorts, and I wouldn't like the lack of support for my tackle if I did.
You mention the possibility of twisting one's balls. That is one of my fears I used to have, but had forgotten about! I worried that when I turn over in my sleep, that one of my testicles might change places with the other, and that if it happened repeatedly, it would be impossible to know which one belonged on which side and which way to uncoil the knot of tubes tangled up inside!
I hope I haven't alarmed other men with such hypochondria, as I've never had any pain or discomfort indicating my balls were knotted up!
Neither have I been standing and suddenly noticed my scrotum totating fast as it uncoiled itself!
Apart from those fears, I like the support of conventional underpants and think they make a guy look really good when they fit tight. As for which side my balls hang; to the left, and I'm right-handed.
Since I've been doing much cleaner shits, and often have nothing to wipe after, I've noticed a big decrease in my toilet paper consumption!
Sometimes I'm caught out though. Yesterday I hardly had anything to wipe, but stuck some TP in my underpants in case. That night when going to bed, I examined the TP which was dirty, so realised I'd leaked a bit after my shit. Usually, my pants are absolutely clean even without the safety measure of some TP to absorb any shit stains.
For years I was using loads of TP and still couldn't get properly clean, so another reason I feel so good about shitting properly and very pleasurably again!
Happy and healthy toileting to everyone! P. Plop Guy
Jane
Hi folks! It's been so long since I last posted. Let me take Tia's survey.
1. Do you enjoy pooping? YES
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? UPRIGHT SITTING, AS IN A THRONE
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? SOMETIMES Are they severe? SOMETIMES
4. How many times a day do you poop? 1-2 TIMES DAILY
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? 20 INCHES
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? USUALLY
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? SLIGHT NOISES Do you yell in pain when it hurts? NOT UNLESS IT REALLY HURTS
8. How often do you get constipated? OCCASIONALLY
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 1 DAY
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? NO
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? NO If so, are they severe and how long do they last?
12. Are you gassy when you poop? DURING THE FIRST MINUTE
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? YES
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? BUILDING PRESSURE IN THE RECTUM, PASSING GAS
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? SOMETIMES, WHEN I AM HOME
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? SOMETIMES
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? IF HOME, I LIKE TO TAKE MY TIME. IF OUT, LIKE TO GET IT DONE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE, BUT I DON'T FORCE IT OUT
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? DRINKING LOTS OF WATER,OR (IF HOME) WASHING MY ANUS WITH SOAP
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? IT HAPPENED ONCE OR TWICE WHEN I PUSHED OUT WAVE AFTER WAVE OF SOFT POOP WITH NO SIGN OF STOPPING
20. How often do you have diahrea? AS FAR AS THE CLASSIC DIARRHEA, NOT VERY OFTEN, THOUGH I'VE HAD FREQUENT MASSIVE POOPS DURING COLLEGE AND WITHIN THE LAST TWO YEARS
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) SITTING UP WITH HANDS ON THE SIDE
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? SOMETIMES, IF NECESSARY
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? SOMETIMES
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? OK IN PUBLIC RESTROOM IF IT'S INCIDENTAL. SOMETIMES MIGHT TALK TO FRIENDS, BUT USUALLY PREFER TO CONCENTRATE ON BM. OK IF HUSBAND IS AROUND AT HOME
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.? WOULD PREFER NOT TO HAVE SOMEONE TALK ME THROUGH A DUMP
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? SOMETIMES
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? NOT UNLESS I WAS SICK
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)? SOMETIMES THIS HAPPENS, BUT NEVER MORE THAN ONCE FOR THE SAME DUMP
Kendal, thanks for asking about my vacation. It was very enjoyable.
Sarah, Meghan, Ephermal, and all of the college kids: I hope you did well on finals. If you graduate, congratulations!
Shy Pleasure Pooper (SPP)
Here's my answers to Tia's questionaire.
1. Do you enjoy pooping? Definatly, it's great.
2. What is your favorite position when passing a BM? I like to lean back pretty far.
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Not at all, just that cool poop pressure feeling.
4. How many times a day do you poop? I wish I could go every day, but often times it is more like every other day.
5. What is the longest poop you ever did? Never measured. Probably about 12 or 13 inches.
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? Yea, it is arousing too.
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? No, it always comes out so easily.
8. How often do you get constipated? Never.
9. NA
10. NA
11. NA
12. Are you gassy when you poop? Often times.
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? Yes, I can't wait. It feels so good.
14. What are two signs that you have to go? Just poop pressure.
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a long dump because you feel week or tired? No, I usually feel alert afterwards.
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? No.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast a possible? I almost always take my time a savor the great feeling.
18. NA
19. Has a BM ever hurt so bad that you started to cry. No, but big ones have been some what painful.
20. How often do you have diahrea? Naturally, about once every two months.
21. When on the on the bowl taking a dump, what is do you think is the most comfortable position? Leaning back and staring at the wall with a picture of a girl going poo taped to the wall. (I always take it down afterwards though!)
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? No, it is so easy anyway.
I'm sorry, I must leave now. Maybe some other time I'll finish the questionaire. That is an awsome picture of the girl on the toilet reaching for the toilet paper! Anyway, have fun people! 6'1", blond hair, blue eyes, 19 years old, male. I have a strange idea. If there are any hot teen girls out there that would mail me a cassette tape recording of pooping, I would absolutly love it. Any girl who is willing, I will mail her a cassette tape of me having a poop too. Strange idea, I know, but it would be AWSOME!!!!!!!
Tim and Sarah
ANNIE AND ROBBIE: Thank you for your sweet words, you are such dears. Yes, the kids like doing their buisness on my lap sometimes, lol. When we were in Spain, Loewie could not sleep, cause he had a hick up. I made him a bottle with fennel tea and took him outside to the fresh air for a bit. I sat on a deck chair and he lay on my ???? and lap. The last thing I remembered thinking before I fell asleep myself, was that I should take him for a wee. I woke up from a very warm felling down there, lol. Sarah laughed a lot when I came into the bedroom to get new cloth, as it looked like I peed my pants myself, the way he had soaked me. Quite funny...Until soon. Love and big hugs from Sarah and me
Louise amd Steve, Ephermal, Adrian, PV, Scott and Andre: I wrote replies to you which are on page 903 now. Hope you'll find them.
All the best, TimTraveling Guy
Trisha: Welcome! Pain is the body's way of telling us something is wrong. Please see a doctor about your constipation. Don't be embarrassed to talk to her or him about it. It's all natural. If you just hadn't gone in a while I might say try more fruit and fiber, but with pain, it's time for the doctor.
Tia, I'll try to get to your survey in a day or two.
I'll have some recent poopoing stories for all, too. Take care, all.Redneck
I have been lurking lately but have a couple of stories.
First, school is now done but before the end of school year, I have been at the library working on my Master's paper. I usually take a dump in the library since there is a lot of traffic in the bathrooms. A week ago, I went to take a shit. I knew is would be a good and noisy dump. I waited until someone came in. I was in the stall to where on the other side of the wall is a urinal. The crack between the door and partition is wide enough that I can see out pretty good and across from the shitters and urinals, there is a big mirror. Someone who I know came in to take a leak. I let it rip away and the person kind of reacted. It was kind of cool and the person did not know who was in the stall.
Another story. I was back in Indiana last weekend to see my 3 year old. His mom and I are divorced. He is at an age of being potty trained. I worked with him on it when I was back. I put him on the potty and asked him if he needed to do a "boom boom" and he did. It was cool. Eventually, there would no longer be a need for diapers. Urinating is still a problem for him though. Also, my ex and I took him to the Childrens Museum in Indy. Afterward, my ex mentioned that she needed to go to the can. I made a comment that being a guy, we could stand up and go and she replied that she had to dump (indirectly inferred). We stopped at a McD's and she went.
I'm an older guy living in the North of England. I've lurked on this site quite a lot over the last two years. At last there seem to be a few men on the site who are like me because they love to use their underpants as a toilet. I thought I'd start writing. It started when I pooed my underpants on the way home from school at the age of 15. I was trying to get home quickly as it was so urgent, but the poo just all came out. I remember it to this day as it was sort of a thick toothpaste type of poo. There was so much of it that I had a job walking in my loaded briefs. I was so glad mum and dad would not be at home when I got there. Though I was so ashamed of messing my pants at 15 year old I found the sensation of the hot poo in my briefs so lovely. I wanted to experience it again and again and the result is that I've been purposely filling my pants ever since at least once a week on average. There are several others on this site with my name and this can be confusing. Whe! n I did a period of service in the army I was known by a number. So I've decided on an anonymous number as my "handle" just to be a bit different. It is nothing like my army number. I've got some good tales to tell from those days, particularly about my mate who pooed himself on parade. I've got lots more to write about from the age of 15 up to yesterday's load in my pants. I also enjoy peeing myself on occasions too. I love pooing myself best.
Will write more soon.
freddy fart
i was exercising last tuesday (as you may know im fat) and i really needed to take a plop. i thought i would make it home. i was walking with this rucksack on-the ones that r low down) and i had a load of groceries and was really heavy, so the design and weight sagged the bag down to my anus. anyway i was desperate and trying to hold my plop in. suddenly it just slid out onto my pants. i pulled them down quickly, luckily i was in an empty street. the shit went all over my bag! it was still coming out! i couldnt clean it off as i had to rush to a business meeting and i wouldnt have time to wash at home-i just needed to get a change of clothes and my car keys and drop my groceries off. anyway i went home, put my groceries in the apartment, sorta cleaned up and left. i got to the office and was fired for messing up the place with my shitty rucksack. im unemployed now :-(
Wednesday, May 22, 2002
Upstate Dave
Good morning to all:
Tia Ill try to answer as many of your questios as I can.
1.yes
2.Sitting inside squating outside
3.no
4.once
5.20"
6.yes
7.no and no
8.once a month
9.three days
10.no
11.no
12.most of the time no
13.yes
14.feeling preasure in my anus and sometimes cramps
15.no
16.no
17.most of the time its fast for me because my bowels move quickly.
18.massage or a finger stimulation
19.no
20.once in a while
21.sitting up with a slight lean foward
22.only very occasionally
23.again only once in a great while when needed.
24.I dont mind it. My wife and I keep each other company.
25.The company helps under those times.
26.Dont know never tried afterwards.
27.no
28.Only time that happens is when I have diahrea.
Althea diahrea can be scary to kids. I did not like it when I was young too. Standing while pooping was done by alot of persons that I knew over the years. As kids it was done on dares or just showing off or doing it differently. Welcome to Amber enjoyed your post and also to Vierra welcome and post again. Annie and Robbie that was a great funny story of the peeing in the land of the midnight sun! Take care all and catch you later. Upstate Dave