Barbie Doll
I'm back to finish the story about our Saturday Party.
I was next to go ( I guess it was around 5:00 PM ). Unfortunately, it was not a super big or super anything dump. Just a normal one with normal amount and size. I was upset with myself for not being able to do a special one both for the girls and this forum. Sorry gang.
At around 5:30 PM, we were in the rec room downstairs when the second brunette jumps up and runs for the kitchen saying she has to go now!!! We all run after her.
In the kitchen, she hurried to squat (she was wearing a skirt with no panties -- very sexy) and immediately pushed out a very long (18 inches or so) piece of poop which was just a little soft. It broke in two when it hit the floor because it was still coming out of her.. She said that felt good but she still had a lot more to go. Everone of us looked on in fascination. Over the next 5 minutes, she pushed out 4 more long pieces that coiled up on the first piece. We all thought she was done after piece 2 as there was a large pile already. She stayed in her squat and did another piece. Surly she was done now -- but no -- here comes piece #3. She then shifted around a little and blasted out #4 real fast. We could hear it sploosh on top of the other pieces. You would have loved that one gang. One huge pile was on the papers on the floor.
Sadly, the blond could not poop. She did take a real big pee and it hissed out in a ropey stream for a long time. She really opened up when she did that, if you know what I mean. She did try to poop real hard. All she could do was open her butt real wide when she strained. You could see right in because she could hold it open. I'm sure she is hot when she has to go and hope to see it someday.
I hope you all enjoyed hearing about our party as much as I enjoyed telling about it. The best enjoyment was being there!!! Wish the hot ladies out there could have joined us!!
Barbie Doll
jr
Well i said i would post a story like scout camper. I was with a church youth group on a campout. kids between 10-15. it was after lunch on saturday. I went to change my clothes and there was a line up for the sitters. The ones waiting said come on hurry up one who was going said he would be a while but the other one said he would only be a minute. So he got up and another one sat down most that were in there were 12-13. The next one after he sat down had a plop then said I could stay here an hour the rest started protesting. Finally they were all getting to go. One younger boy came out and one of the adults waiting said just in time and went in let one out and then farted as he let the other out and one on the pot said ewww. Then a couple that had been off to the said asked if almost done.
Kevin and billy: great story. Can your older brothers post some of their stories? I'd like to hear them. Ages?
Any one can answer my survey questions i asked last post. Happy toileting. Kendas, because I'd had several sodas.
1b: Weirdest place I've taken a dump: On a makeshift latrine made out of cardboard and sticks, in the woods, with Mallory. It was weird, because every time one of us farted, the other one would fart in response, it seemed.
2: Since I live in a dorm, I'm not too hot on the other guys seeing me on the pot.
3: I can't really remember a time when i was caught short and had to pull up prematurely.
4: Definitely Mallory, just because we're close.
5: Drop trou, definitely. I'd probably move so that I didn't get on someone's feet, but I wouldn't want to stand around with a load in my pants. I'd feel better if someone else (preferrably female) was there with me, though.
Haven't gotten a session with Mallory, because I think she's packed in the back (and embarrassed about it, which is why I had to find out from hearing her loud grunts). I'm wondering if I should bring it up with her, or if I should just wait and see.
Feedback, plz!
Jared
Althea
Eric in Chicago: I see recycled toilet paper at the health food store. I must try it. The price is a little more than regular. I buy tp in huge quantities once a year. The toilet paper we had in school was atrocious. It had wood chips. I was forced to use it. Many girls and I thought we would cut ourselves on it. My grandmother called them two cent rolls from her days.Justin
Hey Thomas, yep, that's me on page 974! Also, I guess you saw my post about my scouting days. Yeah, it's a real cool thing about organized sporting activities and the team spirit they bring. Since you do everything with the other dudes, shitting with them is no big deal. I sure enjoyed your story about the way that guy on the opposing team felt comfortable about shitting with his opponents! Also, those doorless/dividerless toilets at the soccer complex seem a great place to have shitting camaraderie. It must have been cool watching that black guy take a dump and seeing the other teammate hovering over the crapper! I sure look forward to more of your stories!
To Teaching chick
Do the stalls have doors? It would be embarassing for a young lady to sit bent over with a red face grunting a big onw out.
Scruffy
To Punk Rock Girl: You said a few pages back, "Glad to hear I'm not the only one with phantom loads threatening to invade my pants!" Based on your self-description, I think I would like to invade your pants.
To Outdoor Jane: Good luck in creating some new exciting stories!
Punk Rock Girl
Hey.
Last night I had a very strange dump. I had constipation and diarrhea at the same time. I don't mean I took a hard dump which was followed by watery crap--or vice versa. I literally had the two simultaneously. I was pushing this huge stubborn load out, and as I pushed, watery shit was squirting out around it. It was a very weird feeling. I finally got the big load out and had a few more squirts of liquid shit and then I was done. Weird, eh?
Peace.
PRG
I had the biggest "accident" today.
I was sitting on the couch with my parents and my cousin. {he came over for the weekend. when I got that feeling that I needed to poo. My parents went out to dinner shortly after that. They told us to just make som mac and cheese. I got up and my couison asked where was I going I told him to the bathroom. He said I dare you to just go in your pants. I was shocked! But I was not the kind of person to back down from a dare. So I stood there and filled my pants and he was so surprised that I did. It was a long clean up.
Bethany
Hello all, sorry I haven't posted lately, I have been extremely busy with school, cross country practice, and work. Anyway, about a week ago I had a strange experience. At my University, I needed to use the toilet desprately (I have been constipated lately because of "girl things" and I haven't had normal bowel movements. Usually just stomach cramps, and producing "tiny pebbles). Anyway as I walked into a stall, I noticed there was poo in all the toilets. I realized that the plumbing was being worked on, so they needed to turn off the water to work on the problem. Well, you guessed it, the toilets could not be flushed. It was really gross......But, you know, when you have to go, you have to go. I do not like to use public toilets, but man oh man, I needed to poo badly. So, I entered a stall that was "clean," tissue papered the seat, pulled down my pants, and panties, sat, and let go. I evacuated 2 large turds, and some "mushy poop." The smell was so bad because of! the toilets not being able to be flushed, that I decided to leave the restroom, and finish my business elsewhere. I quickly wiped, and left. The smell in that bathroom was terrible, that I was literally gagging.
When I entered another section of the campus (While holding my butt, I had to walk/run to an area that was on the opposite side of the campus, approx. 1/3 of a mile away from the main campus), I entered the building, found a ladies room at the main entrance. I did the same thing.....tissued the seat, pulled down my pants, panties and sat. I was so thankful that the toilets could be flushed here. I was having stomach cramps since I did not finish my business at the previous restroom. As soon as I sat down, another long poo exited my body. I sat there feeling that much more needed to come out. About a minute later, three 6" to 7" poos slid out. When it came to wipe, there was very little toilet paper in my stall. Luckilly, housekeeping was cleaning the bathroom. So I shyly asked if she had some toilet paper. She told me to wait, which I did (where was i going to go......lol)?? When she came back, she passed the toilet tissue under the stall door. When I finally! wiped, the most irritating thing happened. Because I was constapated I knew that there was alot to clean back there.....I am not trying to sound disgusting or anything, but you know when you wipe, and you are using cheap toilet paper, you know how the toilet paper breaks off, or gets stuck as you wipe. Well, that is what happened. I had to use tons of extra tissue paper to get the tissue paper out. After about 20 total wipes, I was done. I flushed twice to get it all down, and also to "erase" the skid marks. As I was washing up, I saw the cleaning lady wiping the counters, and I embarrasingly thanked her for getting the toilet paper. While thanking her, I felt more cramps inside of my stomach. I quickly dried my hands, and re-entered the same stall that I was using. As soon as I sat down, I made alot of audible gas sounds, and some loud "plopping" sounds as a few more poos exited my body. There wasn't alot of poos, but mostly all gas. In fact, it was so loud, tha! t the cleaning lady knocked on my stall door asking if I was okay. I told her that I was, and I had been constipated throughout the week, and that it is all coming out now. She laughed. I sat there for about 10 minutes just letting out gas and very few "pebble" poos. At the end, I was letting out silent blurts of gas, and was finally done. I wiped, flushed washed up, and left the ladies room. That was that... Feel free to reply if this sort of thing has happened to you
--Bethany
Mark the Shark
Hi!
Thank you for the replies! I posted a message about a week ago about a medication I was taking. Soon after I posted, it came on! For the next two to three days I was dumping a LOT of sticky mushy crap into the toilet, about 2 to 3 times a day. So I FINALLY got cleaned out!
However, I went off the medication after being cleaned out, and the problem seems to be starting over again... I made a good sized log yesterday, but things still feel like it's getting full in my abdomen again. So I may have to go back to the medicine in a couple days if the situation doesn't improve.
I remember someone suggesting I should go see a doctor (I think it was PRG) - I REALLY don't like going to ANY doctor. Dentists aren't that bad (I've had a lot of dental work), and I put up with the eye doctor from time to time, but only if I feel the cold hand of death (exateration - I mean when I'm really sick) do I go see a regular doctor.
Also, someone suggested Fiber... It never seems to work! Once I kept taking these fiber pills my mom has, and they didn't do anything. I try to eat more fruit, but it never fills me! I can eat a LARGE apple, and it won't do a thing for my hunger. I must have the appetite of a horse!
Keep those stories coming, and I'll try to post more!
One last question: How do I drop it to my girlfriend that I'm interested in bathroom stuff? How do I tell her that I would like a more open atmosphere (kinda like PRG & her b/f) without her thinking I'm sick?
shy girl
Teacher Chick- I read your story just now and I was reminded about how I never used to like to go at school either. That is such an awkward age to begin with, and I think a lot of people are like that. In fact, the only times I ever went at school were during track practice when the bathrooms were empty afer the school day had ended, and once when I had diarrhea and bolted out of class since i knew what was coming.
I think that a lot of people overcome that fear in college when they have no choice but to adjust to dorm living and sharing a bathroom with other kids. You see each other 24/7 and there's just no way around it. Of course, when I was in college, it took me a long time to be able to go if there was anyone else in the bathroom. I used to sometimes wait until people were taking showers (not standing around the sink or near the toilet stalls) so that I wouldn't be seen or heard. Also used to go in classroom buildings where there was a single occupancy bathroom (you know, the kind with one toilet and one sink).
ROBIN
I hadnt posted here before but after reading all the stories I thought Id add my own. I was 10 years old at the time and my mom decided to vist her sister (my aunt). The thing was, we didnt have an auto and had to use a bus, a train, a bus again to get there. Then we would be met at the last bus stop to meet her and get a ride to her home.
Before we left home, I had a good poop and pee and was wearing short dress pants and a white shirt. My mom was all dressed up for the trip also. We got a bus from home to the train station in the city and had to wait a bit for the train. I was a bit shy and didnt think of wanting to use the mens restroom at the huge station and really didnt have to pee much then anyhow.
We got ont he train finally and headed towards another city that was about 3 hours away. I felt the need to pee start to build up and didnt know if there was a bathroom on the train or not. I was holding on ok though at this point. After we arrived at the destination we got off and I could fee the need to pee now, and we just made a connection in time with the bus to take us to the final step of the journey.
My bladder was starting to ache a little now and I was really full but still hadnt gone to the bathroom. We got on this bus now and sat down with me holding my pee and pinching my little weener. Oh it was getting bad now, and yet my mom never made a motion or move or suggestion she even needed a toilet.
Im holding on, and finally arrived at the bus station and met my aunt. We hurried up and got into her car and we went off to her home. It was now about 6 hours now since I peed last and I was getting desperate. I could feel myself about to wet my pants with a tiny squirt leak out into my pants. I felt a few more squirts by the time we got there, but my pants being black didnt show anything. My underpants though has a bit of yellow stain though.
By some miracle we got to her home and pulled up and went in to the house and met the rest of the family, and Im just bursting about to pee again in my short shorts. Im giving a pinch now and then and holding myself thru my pocket.
I meet my cousin and we say, " hi" and then his mom said, "I bet you need the bathroom". Oh yes. So my cousin same age a me and I went upstairs to the toilet. So we get to the toilet and we both take out our weenies and he pees away. I cant get going no way, Im just like stuck and it wont come out. So I stood there and finally I got a little stream going and got rid of some of the water I had built up.
So then the day was uneventful and we played ball some and I finally went back to finish draining out my bladder.
So now its after dinner and we were playing outside till dark and we got called in to get washed up and get going to bed.
I had to sleep with my cousin in the same bed, first time ever for me. It was so odd getting in bed with another boy, but I did. He hogged the bed with me sleeping on the edge of the bed.
We wake up the next morning and I feel something's wrong. I feel wetness, and I didnt think I peed myself. But my cousin did, he wet the bed sheets, blanket and his pants.
We got up and he took off his pants and we went into the bathroom to pee and wash up. I hadda take a shit at this point and sat on the toilet first and it was only a minute till I had a few slippery logs slide out. Then, Ronnie, my cousin sat down on next and farted a few times and dropped some chunks, peeing at the same time.
His mother then wanted teo know who peed the bed, znd I said, " not me' So then she stripped the bed and got Ronnies pants and had a few words with him over it.
We stayed 3 nights and all 3 nites he wet the bed, so I was glad to sleep on the one end.
At the end of our stay, we were driven to the stztion again, and the trip we had made before was just reversed going home. This time though I did find the toilet on the train and with it rocking back and forth sat down and did a poop and managed twice to point my willy reasonably close to the hole in the pot.
We made it home alright, and although I did make to my aunts without a big accident in my pants it was an learning experience and from then on I found a way to make my trips more confortable and not having having to pee so bad.
Anyone else ever have z story on a trip where they were forced to hold their pee like that for so long? Or have an accident? I think I was lucky.
I didnt want to sleep at my cousins house again with him, I preferred my own bed. It was also the first time I ever had to poop and pee in front of another person, especially my age.thong girl
Hi ive never posted before, im a twenty something blonde, ive named myself thong girl cos i always wear thongs, ive got over 60 pairs of them, i wanted to know whether anyone has ever pooped thmeselves in their pantyhose?? accidently or on purpose, ive love to try it and if anyone has any tips that theyd like to share to make it a lovely experience please reply!!
Id especially like to hear from the girls out there that are into pooping themselves.
Carmalita
Hola mis amigos!
JARED: Very hot story about Mallory!! It sounds like she should know us. You sound awfully cute yourself. Very huggable!
AUSTIN: Hey baby, thanks for the nice words! I think you are mucho, mucho awesome yourself. You're a handsome gentleman who helps a lady poop. Mmmmmm. Loved your nice long 17 incher. Wish I could've been there with you in the bushes saying "ooh yeah, that's a big one!" The hispanic tough guy you mentioned sounds like my brother Cruz. He's "muy cholo!" but he's a sweetheart.
BARBIE DOLL: So, you look like a young Jane Fonda! You sound gorgeous with your peaches and cream complexion. I'm told that I look like Jennifer Lopez when she played Selena, especially when I'm smiling. I suppose I do in a way, but I think I just look like myself. Loved your party, especially the brunettes! Can't wait for part 2! Ours was Friday night.
OUTDOOR JANE: What a great song you wrote! I loved the rap too. I could just hear it, and was kind of trying to sing it in my head. You sound really pretty. I love to poop outdoors whenever I can. We usually make it a year round tradition.
JANE AND GARY: Poor, poor Gretchen! All those hot dogs and ice cream, nachos and popcorn! Your child stories are so sweet I almost feel like I know them. I love the little niņos so much. You're sweet too hon.
MEREDITH: That was some poop you had! I like girl smells. You're so beautiful that it just makes me want to be with you.
BRYIAN: No baby, ain't got no kids. The baby in our house is Renee's daughter. Renee and Patsy are a lesbian couple. Renee and Jake are best friends since childhood and he fathered the baby for her. It wasn't a sex thing, just a friend helping a friend and I greatly admire the purity of it. We love the baby so much, she's been a great addition to our family. Nu is my friend. She's vietnamese and extremely lovely. She moved in with us temporarily and ended up staying. It's cool though because she temps at agencies all over town and pays her way. We have lots of room, this is a big house.
PLUNGING PLOP GUY: I love those guy stories! Thank you for telling that one. I too love to hear the plops that other girls do. Nice dump you had too! A splasher, huh? Don't you love 'em?
RIZZO: Hi sweetie! Long time! How are you?
PUNK ROCK GIRL: I'm going to try your survey! Here I go:
1. Two parter) What's the weirdest place you've ever a) peed, and b) taken a dump? Explain. ---In Renee's rose bush to "fertilize" it. It was in a huge planter on our deck in the apt. we lived in. I ended up scratching my butt on a thorn.
2. Do you ever leave the door open when on the toilet if someone else is home? If so, how often? ---I used to, but only when I wasn't stinking real bad. I don't anymore, not with the baby in the house. We're very careful about what she'll be exposed to.
3. After having taken a crap, what's the longest you've ever gone without wiping your ass and why?---Never! I always wipe immediately.
4. Who would you be most comfortable with seeing you taking a crap? (e.g. husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, mother/father, brother/sister, etc.) Why?---Anybody. I'm an exhibitionist. I also like to be seen nude.
5. Hypothetical situation. You're at an outdoor event. You desperately have to take a shit. You're in a dense crowd. There is no way you can make it to the bathroom in time. You're going to shit right now. Do you a) shit your pants, or b) drop trou and shit on the ground? Why?---This is a toughie! I don't know. I think I'd have to do it in my pants and hope for the best.
Oh, what a night! Friday night was just sensational!!! I'm going to start off by saying what an absolute knockout Otmana is! Light skinned Mexicana, not nearly as dark as me, and really long black hair that touches her butt. As per the usual, we started off with a pitcher of margaritas and a platter of homemade taquitos. (I make awesome taquitos). Next, we watched Angie and Nu's "Neighbor Girls" video, an hour of hot, hot, hot action.
We all went down to the basement bathroom. It's very warm and nice down there. Angie was the first to poop. Hers was the smelliest too. It smelled like a combination of old bacon grease and horrible farts. Huge, tapered logs though. She stacked 'em up good. For anybody who dosen't remember Angie, here goes: Angie is a definite HOTTY!!!! There's no other way to describe her. Blonde, incredibly tight figure (she's a nude dancer), and a tattoo over her pussy that says "good stuff".
Nu did another one of her long and gooey ones. She was straining and grunting like a mad woman! Very sexy! We all loved it when her eyes squinted shut and she went "oomf-mmfff!" With a purple thong twisted around her thighs and her shiny black hair and round, grunting face, she was just a knockout.
Otmana got a bit excited and wanted to go next. I'd been watching her cute little butt swishing around in brown capri's all night, so I was ready for her! She shot out two nice little turds, I'd say about 6 inchers.
Tesa didn't need to go for some reason, so I went next. I slid my jeans and thong down to my ankles so I could spread my legs. This was going to be a serious, bad-to-the-bone dump! I could feel a monster needing to come out bad. I grunted hard a few times. Nu was giggling going "do it carnala, do it!" (Carnala is more of a Mexican term. It means like closest sister, or blood sister. A definite close term). I folded my arms across my chest, leaned forward until my ass rose from the seat and started pushing out a fat crackler. Man it was huge!! Angie said "Dude, she's birthin'!" Oh, it felt sooooo good when it finally crashed out. I'd say it was a firm, compacted 24" that folded in three places. Not as thick, maybe an inch and a half around. And man did it ever stink!!! Otmana and Anj both were holding their noses and laughing. Nu was sniffing, (because she's hot and cute!) and says she likes the smell of my bad dumps. Tesa just smiled and watched. She's used to horrible s mells and being locked up with them.
After it was all over, we watched a movie, had pizza, then everybody stayed over. I won't let anybody drive when they've been drinking, so everybody was committed to stay. In fact, I have what I call the "Car keys bank" where everybody has to deposit their keys into a coffee can that I hide. Anj and Nu slept togehter, so did Tes and Otmana in the basement room. No sex stories, just some tired girls who crashed the minute they hit the sheets. Poor Nu, she had so much Tequila that when she went to sleep she was snoring loud! I was so lonely, I smelled Jake's pillow to remind me of him. I could smell his cologne and body scents on the sheets and pillow. Later, about 3 in the morning, he came home and quenched my thirst if you know what I mean!
My love to Robbie, Annie, Sarah & Meghan, PV, Ina, Steve, Louise, Damsel (you sound very hot girl!) and everybody else I'm missing!
Love,
Carmalita
Punk Rock Girl
Teacher Chick: I never had a problem shitting at school. Whenever I had to take dump, I headed to the nearest girls room at my earliet convenience, went in the closest stall, and took a dump. However, I think I was one of the only girls who ever did. And it's not only girls who are shy about shitting at school. I knew a lot of guys who would NEVER take a dump in the boys room at school. This, I'm sure, had a lot to do with their stalls having no doors (something which still baffles me). But I think it's definitely an unhealthy stigma that society puts on kids, especially girls, who are taught that bowel movements are nasty, gross, unfeminine and intensely private. My god! If boys ever found out that a cute chick like me took the same kind of craps that they did, my social life would be over! What an absurd way to think! Jesus, it's just POOP! WHAT IS THE BIG FRIGGING DEAL?!?!?
Peace
PRG
somekindofchick
1. (Two parter) What's the weirdest place you've ever a) peed, and b) taken a dump? the weirdest place i have ever peed would have to be in a pool sitting on the steps with several others in the pool. the weirdest place i have taken a dump is at this rest area off of i10 in florida that has a picnic area that's away from the restrooms. you drive around this circle thing that has woods on either side. at one of the picninc spots there is a nice place to drop pants and take a steamy hot pee and a thick creamy poo
2. Do you ever leave the door open when on the toilet if someone else is home? If so, how often? i used to leave the door open at my grandmother's house when i was little. for some reason i couldn't go to the bathroom with the door shut. sometime i started closing the door although i don't remember when.
3. After having taken a crap, what's the longest you've ever gone without wiping your ass and why? i can't ever remember going without wiping.
4. Who would you be most comfortable with seeing you taking a crap? (e.g. husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, mother/father, brother/sister, etc.) Why? it really wouldn't bother me to have anyone see me poop, although the only guy that will get that privialge will be my husband.
5. Hypothetical situation. You're at an outdoor event. You desperately have to take a shit. You're in a dense crowd. There is no way you can make it to the bathroom in time. You're going to shit right now. Do you a) shit your pants, or b) drop trou and shit on the ground? Why? i would probably try and hold it, but if i was really desperate i would drop my pants enough to expose my but while still leaving my feamle bits covered and poop.the "HOLD IT" man
Interesting comentarty, Teacher Chick. I use to hate dumping at school because there were no doors on the stalls and those toilets were seemingly never cleaned. In addition to that, all the smokers use to hang out in the rest room and the place was so full of smoke it was absolutely miserable to be in there for any length of time. If I realy had to go, then I would but usualy I would try to avoid it.
John Q, I also remember Super CFL, both when it was a Chicago AM station and when they tried to revive it back in the late 80's. What ever happened to that station? I also remember Gina Collage, but I must have missed the show where they had the bladder hold contest.
Now for your survey.
<<<1. On long road trips, who has to stop to pee more often, the boy friend or the girl friend? >>>
In my experience it seems to vary from time to time. Sometines I can go longer then my girl friend, and other times she has better control. It depends on what we drink and several other factors. I am prone to travelors diareah at times. We do alot of traveling by motorcycle so we sweat more and pee less.
<<<<2. Who has the most trouble sitting through a movie, the boy or the girl, given that both of you drank the same ammount? >>>>
At the movies we both usualy share a large bucket of unbuttered popcorn, and each of us has a 20 oz bottle of spring water to wash it down. Both of us have no problem sitting through the movie, but when the movie is over we both head for the washroom. I don't know who is in greator need, however. Very often I will need to crap after a movie.
<<<<3. For those of you who live together, which one of you has to get up in the middle of the night more often to pee? Boy or Girl? >>>>
We are not living together as of yet, but I usualy never have to get up to pee until the next morning.
<<<<4. Did you and your 'significant other' ever have a bladder hold contest? If so, who won? >>>>
No. I don't think she is in to t hat sort of thing, but I have seen her do some pretty good holds at times. I have also seen her pee pretty hard and long at times, too.
<<<<5. Does he or she piss the longest and hardest.>>>>
Quite honestly, I think her pee comes out faster then mine does, but I often do take longer pisses.
<<<<6. Does he or she piss the greatest amount. >>>>
That has not been possible to determine, but at a guess I would say that we were on a par.
<<<<7. Who has better bladder control in general>>>>
I would say that we were about the same. If not she might have slightly better control then I do.
<<<<8. Who is more likely to have an accident, and did he or she ever have an accident in front of you? >>>>
Thankfuly, that has never happened, but we both have been pretty desperate for both a piss and a shit at times and both of us at times have had to run to the washroom as fast as we could.
In general, I am embarrassed to say that women seem to have larger bladders and better control for the most part then men do. I don't just base that on the contest I was in down in Florida, but on various other web sites that I have gone to, and other contests I have been in. My cousen beats me in bladder holds all the time, and has many friends wo can beat me as well. When I do go up against women who are in to that sort of thing, I allmost allways lose. In fact, I have done bladder hold contests for quite so me time, and there was only 2 occasions that I was able to beat the girls I was competing against, and on one of those occasions the girl lost because she had to take a shit. We had a rematch a week later and she beet me by 6 hours and 1200 militres.
So all in all, my personal experience tells me that women have bigger ans stronger bladders then men.Cara
What a cool site this is! I've never posted anything on the internet before so hope this goes ok. I was just looking around and for a laugh typed in toilet as I needed a wee and it brought up this site. I've just read some posts (after going to the toilet!) and you guys seem really friendly so maybe I can join in here.
Let me introduce myself. I'm Cara, 27, female, blonde hair, and about 5'4. Going for a wee is very much part of my life as I do seem to have rather a weak bladder and I'm always being teased for wanting to go to the loo! I find the trouble is I dont get much warning and then before I know it I'm absolutely bursting and on the verge of wetting my knickers. I could recount thousands of incidents where I've been caught short and or embarassed myself. I used to be quite shy about it especially at school, but finding this site could be good as it will enable me to get in touch with like minded people, so it would be great if some of you guys could say hi!
Just to start with I'll recount my incident this morning which got me to this site. I work in a small office doing general office stuff, answering the phones etc, and I got involved in a quite a long conversation during which I realised I was getting quite desperate for a wee. Almost as soon as I could get off the phone I leapt up from my desk mentioning to Wendy who works next to me that I just had to have a wee - she grinned as she knows what I'm like. I walked/half ran to the ladies and dashed into the first cubicle slamming the door shut as I pulled up my knee length navy skirt. I then quickly pushed down my black tights and knickers sat down and instantly I was weeing for what seemed ages. I love the feeling when I've finished though, its that sense of relief. I wiped a couple of times before standing to pull my knickers and tights up and lowering my skirt.
I felt so much better when I got back to my desk and took the time to write this. Would love to hear from others - any one else suffer from always needing to go?
Cara
Joe B.
I'm as straight as they come and have no interest in seeing other guys poop. However, recently when I was drying my hands in a convenience store rest room, I could help but look into the side of the stall directly in front of me. The gaps around the partition were quite large, and the dryer was positioned such that you look right at the stall.
I saw this guy, about thirty siting on the toilet. He wasnt reading or anything so I assumed he was pooping or at least trying to poop. The position in which he was sitting struck me as strange. His pants were down around his ankles but his legs were together. His upper body was straight up vertical. His upper legs were straight out horizontal and his lower legs were straight verical.
I don't think I could poop sitting like that. Anyone else have comments?
trey
hey i am a new poster. i am 14 years old blonde hair blue eyeswhite skin with a nice tan and way about 90 pouns and am 5 foot 2 i love sports and hearing about pples poop and pee stories i wanted to start off with some questions for everyone
1.)do u scratch,rub,squezze,etc while peeing?pooping?
2.)do u pee sitting standing sqautting or how if other please say?
3.)how do u shit sitting standing squating etc?
4.)what color is your poop?dark brown light yellow green etc?
5.)do you ever stick your finger up your ass to help yourself poop?
6.)do u make noises while pooping?
thank you pleexe answer
the "HOLD IT" man
Punk Rock Girl's survey
<<<<1. (Two parter) What's the weirdest place you've ever a) peed, and b) taken a dump? Explain. >>>>
The wierdest I ever peed was in a photographic dark room. I did that because I wanted to use one of the flasks to measure my ammount. It was hard to read the numbers in the safe lights.
The wierdest place I ever took a dump was way back when I was a kid. I hung my rear end out the window of my friends tree house and let go.
<<<<2. Do you ever leave the door open when on the toilet if someone else is home? If so, how often? >>>>
I live alone, but when I lived with my parents way back when I was a kid we had a very strict "closed door" policy, and I never leave the door opened, even when I am alone in the house.
<<<<3. After having taken a crap, what's the longest you've ever gone without wiping your ass and why? >>>>
One time when I was on the road I had to crap realy bad, and there were no rest areas or gas stations to be seen so I had to find a spot and cop a squat. I had nothing to whipe with so I had to 'sacrofice' my underwhere. It was about 3 hours before I found a hotel, and by the time I was all checked in, my asshole fealt like it was on fire.
<<<<4. Who would you be most comfortable with seeing you taking a crap? (e.g. husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, mother/father, brother/sister, etc.) Why? >>>>
I don't know if I would be confortable with anyone seeing me taking a crap.
<<<<5. Hypothetical situation. You're at an outdoor event. You desperately have to take a shit. You're in a dense crowd. There is no way you can make it to the bathroom in time. You're going to shit right now. Do you a) shit your pants, or b) drop trou and shit on the ground? Why? >>>>
Nothing hypothetical about it. That actualy happened to me when I was in college. Simon & Garfunkle was giving a free concert in Central Park in New York City, and I am an AVID S & G fan. I could not resist the temptation so I hopped in my 71 Datsun 1200 and headed for NYC. Little did I know that there would be half a million people there and finding a place to even stand would be a 'Herdulian" task.
The concert was great, and I did end up with a good vantage point, but I was also completely 'crowd locked' and couldn't even move. My hotel room was about 6 blocks away to boot. Foolishly I ate two hot dogs before the concert began, and they went right to my bowls. I was hit with the most agonizing stomach cramps. There was no place to go, and since I couldn't even squat down because of the crowd, I lost control in my pants. Luckly it was thick enough that it didn't bleed through my pants, but it was thin enough that it did run down my leg and there was a definately a smell, but there was also a breeze so it was hard to tell where it was comming from, (though I'm certain some people knew. Finaly when the crowe startred to disperse, I went back up to my hotel room and cleaned up. I do say that was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. I did not go back to New York until much later after that incident. I am betting, however, that I was not the only one! that happened to.the "HOLD IT" man
Punk Rock Girl's survey
<<<<1. (Two parter) What's the weirdest place you've ever a) peed, and b) taken a dump? Explain. >>>>
The wierdest I ever peed was in a photographic dark room. I did that because I wanted to use one of the flasks to measure my ammount. It was hard to read the numbers in the safe lights.
The wierdest place I ever took a dump was way back when I was a kid. I hung my rear end out the window of my friends tree house and let go.
<<<<2. Do you ever leave the door open when on the toilet if someone else is home? If so, how often? >>>>
I live alone, but when I lived with my parents way back when I was a kid we had a very strict "closed door" policy, and I never leave the door opened, even when I am alone in the house.
<<<<3. After having taken a crap, what's the longest you've ever gone without wiping your ass and why? >>>>
One time when I was on the road I had to crap realy bad, and there were no rest areas or gas stations to be seen so I had to find a spot and cop a squat. I had nothing to whipe with so I had to 'sacrofice' my underwhere. It was about 3 hours before I found a hotel, and by the time I was all checked in, my asshole fealt like it was on fire.
<<<<4. Who would you be most comfortable with seeing you taking a crap? (e.g. husband/wife, boyfriend/girlfriend, mother/father, brother/sister, etc.) Why? >>>>
I don't know if I would be confortable with anyone seeing me taking a crap.
<<<<5. Hypothetical situation. You're at an outdoor event. You desperately have to take a shit. You're in a dense crowd. There is no way you can make it to the bathroom in time. You're going to shit right now. Do you a) shit your pants, or b) drop trou and shit on the ground? Why? >>>>
Nothing hypothetical about it. That actualy happened to me when I was in college. Simon & Garfunkle was giving a free concert in Central Park in New York City, and I am an AVID S & G fan. I could not resist the temptation so I hopped in my 71 Datsun 1200 and headed for NYC. Little did I know that there would be half a million people there and finding a place to even stand would be a 'Herdulian" task.
The concert was great, and I did end up with a good vantage point, but I was also completely 'crowd locked' and couldn't even move. My hotel room was about 6 blocks away to boot. Foolishly I ate two hot dogs before the concert began, and they went right to my bowls. I was hit with the most agonizing stomach cramps. There was no place to go, and since I couldn't even squat down because of the crowd, I lost control in my pants. Luckly it was thick enough that it didn't bleed through my pants, but it was thin enough that it did run down my leg and there was a definately a smell, but there was also a breeze so it was hard to tell where it was comming from, (though I'm certain some people knew. Finaly when the crowe startred to disperse, I went back up to my hotel room and cleaned up. I do say that was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. I did not go back to New York until much later after that incident. I am betting, however, that I was not the only one! that happened to.irishguy
Hey everyone, its thursday night and I'm still getting the hang of these posts they seem to be a day or two behind, oh well. thanks for all the responses! Thomas, thanks for sharing your stories, they must have been awkward to say the least, but thanks for sharing and answering my question! Anymore "accidents" happen to you in your adult life? Your right, one can only wonder about david beckham!! I saw him in an interview once say that when he plays he wears his wifes panties! Wonder if she'd mind if he wet them or shit in them during a game!!
Eric in Chicago: thanks buddy for your response! You mentioned that its not like you haven't wet in your shorts before and once while running, please tell, I'd love to know. I too have wet myself when running and once shit my pants when rollerblading. It is hard not to shit yourself when running when the earge to poop happens, with the motions etc. its hard to fart and not drop a load. Peeing is easy in your shorts if it is raining cause who knows but you?
Darius: buddy you are getting me going! Nice dump in the store. Did anyone notice or find out. I find that the excitement behind a public mess is whether anyone could find out. It would be embarrising if someone saw but at the same time its a thrill knowing that your doing something 'wrong' and if someone saw.... anyway it adds to the excitement! did you make it home ok with your loaded pants? Wish I could have seen that!! Do more!!!!
Dork: I was going through old posts and noticed that you've been here for awhile... I enjoy coming across your posts you seem to ask great questions! Did you ever get to experience a buddy dump? How about with dazz in Australia? The idea of a buddy dump from these posts has got me excited and is something I want to try... I have shit my pants infront of another guy and peed myself, (first post), but it would also be fun to do an outdoor buddy dump!!!!
Today I was at the gym and I shit my shorts!!!! I was doing a leg excercise when it happened. I was on this machine where you have to lay flat on your back and put your legs at a ninety degree angle with your feet on the flat board to push the weight. I was doing sets and on the third set last rep it happened! I was pushing really hard to get the last weight when all of a sudden I felt this log shoot into my shorts!! I must have been pushing too hard. I was using everything in me to push the damn weight. It happened before I had time to stop it or react. There where two really cute guys waiting to use the machine. I didn;t know how to get off the thing without sitting on my ass and squishing the shit between my cheeks making the situation worse!! Anyway I managed to get down and with quick thinking I stook my towel into the bak of my shorts to hang over my ass, like I do with my t shirt in a dance club when dancing. I walked back to the changeroom to clean up. I don't th! ink the guys noticed. I went into the toilet and emptied my briefs and then back to the changeroom I quickly put my street clothes on so noone would see my stained underwear, and went home to clean up. I didn't use the shower because the stalls aren't private so if I had shit on my ass I didn't want anymone to see!!! Next time I will take my shit before I work out instead of after to avoid anymore accidents!!!
the "HOLD IT" man
Interesting comentarty, Teacher Chick. I use to hate dumping at school because there were no doors on the stalls and those toilets were seemingly never cleaned. In addition to that, all the smokers use to hang out in the rest room and the place was so full of smoke it was absolutely miserable to be in there for any length of time. If I realy had to go, then I would but usualy I would try to avoid it.
John Q, I also remember Super CFL, both when it was a Chicago AM station and when they tried to revive it back in the late 80's. What ever happened to that station? I also remember Gina Collage, but I must have missed the show where they had the bladder hold contest.
Now for your survey.
<<<1. On long road trips, who has to stop to pee more often, the boy friend or the girl friend? >>>
In my experience it seems to vary from time to time. Sometines I can go longer then my girl friend, and other times she has better control. It depends on what we drink and several other factors. I am prone to travelors diareah at times. We do alot of traveling by motorcycle so we sweat more and pee less.
<<<<2. Who has the most trouble sitting through a movie, the boy or the girl, given that both of you drank the same ammount? >>>>
At the movies we both usualy share a large bucket of unbuttered popcorn, and each of us has a 20 oz bottle of spring water to wash it down. Both of us have no problem sitting through the movie, but when the movie is over we both head for the washroom. I don't know who is in greator need, however. Very often I will need to crap after a movie.
<<<<3. For those of you who live together, which one of you has to get up in the middle of the night more often to pee? Boy or Girl? >>>>
We are not living together as of yet, but I usualy never have to get up to pee until the next morning.
<<<<4. Did you and your 'significant other' ever have a bladder hold contest? If so, who won? >>>>
No. I don't think she is in to t hat sort of thing, but I have seen her do some pretty good holds at times. I have also seen her pee pretty hard and long at times, too.
<<<<5. Does he or she piss the longest and hardest.>>>>
Quite honestly, I think her pee comes out faster then mine does, but I often do take longer pisses.
<<<<6. Does he or she piss the greatest amount. >>>>
That has not been possible to determine, but at a guess I would say that we were on a par.
<<<<7. Who has better bladder control in general>>>>
I would say that we were about the same. If not she might have slightly better control then I do.
<<<<8. Who is more likely to have an accident, and did he or she ever have an accident in front of you? >>>>
Thankfuly, that has never happened, but we both have been pretty desperate for both a piss and a shit at times and both of us at times have had to run to the washroom as fast as we could.
In general, I am embarrassed to say that women seem to have larger bladders and better control for the most part then men do. I don't just base that on the contest I was in down in Florida, but on various other web sites that I have gone to, and other contests I have been in. My cousen beats me in bladder holds all the time, and has many friends wo can beat me as well. When I do go up against women who are in to that sort of thing, I allmost allways lose. In fact, I have done bladder hold contests for quite so me time, and there was only 2 occasions that I was able to beat the girls I was competing against, and on one of those occasions the girl lost because she had to take a shit. We had a rematch a week later and she beet me by 6 hours and 1200 militres.
So all in all, my personal experience tells me that women have bigger ans stronger bladders then men.
Austin(Blake)
To Shy Girl
You sound Vunderbar! Thanks so much for your posts.
As for your laxative issues I have some ideas. I was a pre-med
student once and I scored high enough to get into med school
so I feel like my advice is better than the person off the street,
but not as good as a doctor. Anyway, I'd say that in your petite
loveliness the recommended dosages are too much for you.
They make those out for people of an average weight. You
might try taking half or three quarters of the recommended
dose and see if that offers you a more gentle gliding relief. Let
me know how things go for you.
As for your gas issues, I really feel for you. Women
must have to endure way too much social pressure not to let
one go. It must be unbearable. How rediculous our social
customs are? ....And on the watching yourself go front, I just
had to use a mirror once in high school. Why not? After all it's
your body! I also got a little more technical once when I was
really bored and had no one to play dirty with. I video taped it
in super high quality. It was really amusing but I erased later
since you really wouldn't want the wrong person to get a hold
of that! Besides you can always make more! Ha Ha! Loved
your posts, please keep them coming. I'll be your biggest fan!
TODAY'S POST
This one's just a quickie since I have to go to bed soon.
On my business trip to Dallas, there were 30 or so of us in hotel
rooms for four days. You can imagine the all the he/she
matchups that always happen when we do this, but that's
another story. At any rate, one of our employees got mad and
quit, so I decided to stop by at night and ask her roomate what
happened. At work my black lady friend doesn't dress up much,
but she did look awfully good in her black silky jammies with
the white collar and trim. I came in and sat on the bed while
she was on the phone. After she hung up, she promptly walked
to the bathroom and sat down without closing the door. She
began peeing loudly as we were talking. About this time I
noticed that I could see her in the mirror behind the TV. Not
much longer after I noticed, she noticed me noticing and closed
the door to just a three inch crack.
her trickling tapered off in time and she wiped, flushed and
came back in. Five minutes later it was me who went in to pee.
I peed a thirty or forty second stream, leaving the door open a
bit as she did. We kept our conversation up all the while,
letting her know that I didn't think her activities earlier were
out of line. I put the lid back down and told her so when I was
done, just to spoil her a bit. We enjoyed eachothers company
and I wished I could stay. I knew she wanted to be loyal to her
boyfriend and I had made plans with the guys. Oh well... Upon
leaving we both said we looked forward to next time which
should be about the first of the year. Sorry it wasn't more
graphic!
- Austin(BlakeSteve
Greetings All.
Sorry for not posting earlier this week, but I've been spending more time working than doing anything else.
Did any other UK posters see 'Tarrant on TV' this Thursday night? There was a very brief feature about a Dutch game show in which contestants drank large quantities of water with the aim of being the first to wet their trousers. This was all taking place in an apparently busy shopping street. Just to be clear about it, this was not a holding contest, but a race to urinate first! From what I remember there were two men in jeans, and one young women in leather trousers. One of the guys eventually managed to stain his inner thighs ahead of the others.
Adrian, did you see it? Louise and I were amazed by it during our evening meal.
To Rizzo,
Yes, Louise's sister is looking after her bladder health quite well. She has certainly come out of herself since she began began seeing my friend.
I'm glad you enjoyed Louise's accounts of how she has been causing stress to her photographers. I wish I had been there to see her weeing in the gents' on that day. It is a breathtaking sight to see my wife urinating powerfully the way she can.
Also, thanks for the complimentary remarks you made about me to Louise. All round awareness is something you develop after many years of martial arts training. Master? Well, I'm careful about using that word. You can spend a lifetime just studying and refining even one discipline. But thanks anyway!
Cheers!
To PV,
Hello there, dear lady. I too have enjoyed Louise's recent adventures, and I've missed too many of them.
Can't say I have had too many of my own recently, but I remember last Saturday. Louise, her sister, my best friend and I returned to my best friend's house quite early. I'd ealier had a quick conference with my friend about the atmosphere in the pubs, and we decided it was the sort in which people get hurt. Louise and her sister had already received unwanted attention from some of the youth element, and we decided to quit early.
Back at my friend's house, there were some drinks consumed, and as both girls were in identical black trousers and revealing black tops, my friend and I were treated to the sight of the girls dropping their trousers out on the patio, half squatting and pressure washing the ground. My friend and I stood behind them for the best view of our ladies' vertical smiles as the urine streams squirted forcefully out. After they were finished, my friend and I even wiped our respective girls. We checked we were wiping the correct girl, first, you understand!
Can I also say how impressed I am at your open weeing performance on the beach? I can appreciate just what kind of turnaround that is, it involved a real mental effort.
Have a big hug from me!
Cheers,
Steve.
John Q Public
Hello Jill DL:
I realy can relate to what you are saying because I was in diapers all the way through High School and most of my College Freshmon year. I am not into the DL or Adult Baby scene, but I certainly am aware of it and have visited a few AB/DL web sites.
I have a very similar problem when I go to the movies, even to this day, because of an abnormaly small bladder size and weak sphincter muscle. The doctors have not been able to determine the cause of this problem, but I was able to finaly get out of the diapers through Kegal Exercises. The only problem is that there is no way I can sit through a whole movie without having to go to the bathroom unless I wear a diaper, there is no way I can take long road trips without frequent bathroom stops, and I allways have to get up at leats twice during the night to pee.
But I will say that some times it would be more convenient to wear diapers some times. If there is a movie that I realy want to see and not miss one second of it, I will put on a disposable diaper before I leave the house. I will skip the pop corn and soft drink so I don't fill myself up too fast. I will still end up having an accident, especialy if the movie is a realy long one, but at least I won't completely soak myself. There is a movie called "The Core" comming out this November, and I will probably be diaperd at that one.
I don't know if you read any of my previous posts on other pages or not, but I also have alot of diaper stories that I can tell. I am also anxious to read more of your stories, especialy the one about your experiences at the movies, and why you decided to become a DL.