Carmalita
Hola mis amigos!
Hey everybody, thank you all SOOO MUCH for your sweet and loving thoughts! I just get so busy that it seems hard to stay active with my internet activities-not to mention my other activities! I'm a go-go girl, always running! I will try to come on once in awhile though.
Hey, I see that Nu posted something! Good for her. She's such a cutie.
That was a fun time in the woods too, but damn it was cold!!!
I've been home alone all day today so I thought I'd write a note to everyone. First of all, I had one of the best dumps ever! I was feeling "muy caliente" and wanted somebody to watch me (peek, or even spy) but unfortunately, there was nobody home. Did you ever have one of those days where everything just feels right? Today, I was wearing a nice heavy pink crew neck sweater, jeans and some old funky white panites with a rip at the hip seam and one in the crotch where my pubic hair sticks out. Picking up an old People magazine, I strolled into our cozy bathroom for a nice, down-home shit, Carmalita style. Man, it was a big one too! Nice big, thick turds, lots of plop and smell and the whole thing took about 20 minutes with three flushes. Oh yeah, it was also a testimonial to a can of air freshener.
I pulled my jeans and panties down below my knees, then sat my little brown butt down on the hard plastic seat. Elastic snapped and stretched as the white cotton rolled down over my thighs. Seeing a tiny streak of poop stain, I seriously considered throwing them in the garbage. (probably one of those times when my butt itched really bad, and I dug into it when nobody was looking LOL! Yes, I admit it. I do perform disgusting acts such as farting and burping!) I hope I don't sound too disgusting, but everybody does these things afterall.
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttt.....
Oh yeah...it started with a nice hiss of gassy air, followed by some sphincter aerobics. I knew the turd was going to be huge because my ???? was so full. I had to sit there for about two minutes just farting and gassing the place up. Bored with the magazine, I flipped it open to a shot of Brittney Spears sitting on a sofa in a position like she was taking a nice dump. I felt good looking at the picture. It was like she was staring at me. (I can't help it, but I've just recently developed a thing for her. I thinks she's sexy). Anyway, as my butthole was stretching, getting comfy with the lumpy turd that wanted out, I stared at Brittney's blonde hair, imagining the sweetest scent of shampoo and body lotion. By now, what was coming out of me did not smell like perfume or body lotion, but more like pewy, gooey poop that had been fermenting inside the ???? of a bad, bad Latina who eats too many tortillas, cheese, and beans.
Unnnhhhhhh....uh.....uh....(excuse me Brittney), unhh......
It was a big one! Fat, long, lumpy, hard, then softening and coming out quicker and quicker. I could feel the literal weight of the turd just hanging out of my ass, dangling...waiting to break.....into the toilet. It felt like I'd squeezed out a smelly cucumber. I also felt gas pushing it along as my lips twisted into a frown, puffing through my nose.
PLOP--PLOOOP--PLOP! It no smell good...the big one splashed my butt.
Those felt muy bien! I exhaled a sigh of sweet relief as about two pounds of concentrated shit splashed down. The stink was pretty nasty, turning the Peaches & Cream bathroom walls a filmy mocoa brown. My ass just felt great, the feeling of that really fat one squeezing and inching out. Mmmmm-mmmm!
Plop!.....ooooey-peeeewy....
Ooooh, one more little guy! It was really reekin'! I set Brittney down on the bathroom floor and pushed my jeans and panties down to my ankles so I could stand up to see my poop. The big turd was just a classic Carmalita. Big, thick, long. Oh yeah, and extremely smelly. I used the kitty scooper behind the toilet to break it up into flushable chunks. So, there I am, bent over the toilet, my butt full of fresh and sticky poo-goo, waddling around like a duck, breaking up a giant log with a kitty scooper. I felt like an idiot! It flushed, stubbornly, leaving brown streaks. Returning to my seated position, there was more shit to squeeze out. It felt good, dropping three more logs (smaller ones) into the toilet. They sounded good too: Plop-plop-plop! I continued reading about Brittney, staring at her pic, (wishing she could watch me--better yet, me wishing I could watch her take a nice steamy-creamy!) I flushed my second set of turds, which truly reeked when they swirled in t! he water. The third flush was from my 6 wipes!
I was lonely, missing Nu, but it was a fantastic dump! I'm all empty and ready to go chow down some more. Nu usually comes in and brushes my hair, or rubs my back and shoulders when I do big ones. Sometimes she'll gently scratch with her nails, in cirlces all over my back.
Anyway, just wanted to share that poop story with you all. I'll try to come on and post when I can, OK?
Love and kisses to all my friends!
Love,
CarmalitaZip
I went to the restroom in the park to take a leak. I saw that there were about 10 toilet stalls with no doors lined up. The urinals were right in front of the stalls so you basically urinate with your back to the toilets. I saw that there was one guy at the far end, looked like a transient, maybe, and he was messing with his backpack. Probably washed up. At the first stall, however, nearest the door, there was someone who had just finished taking a dump and was wiping his butt. What is also cool about the restroom set-up is that the stalls are made of concrete blocks that only go up about 4 feet. The guy in the first stall was standing up while wiping and I could see him from about chest up as soon as I walked in the door. As I walked towards his stall, I could see him better. He was probably about 35 years old, maybe about 160 pounds, 5'11" or so, with black hair. He was wearing white shorts, a white T-shirt, and dark blue briefs. A better than average looking guy. He was l! ooking towards the guy at the other end of the room and didn't see me come in. That gave me a chance to notice that he had some well-defined legs. Not overly muscular, but with nice definition. His "privates" were covered by his shirt in front. He was really digging away at his crack. He turned and looked at me as I got closer, I think I surprised him. i went to the urinal to take a leak. When I finished I turned around just as he was pulling up his underwear. The transient had already left. I went to the sink to wash up. He didn't look at me as he passed me on the way to the sink. Cool sighting!
Traveling Guy
To the unnamed poster who was watched by the female police officer while you peed (wow, that's a mouthful!): they say you have to pick your battles in life. Yeah, technically you were sexually harrassed if her comment about the "nice 'wee wee' or... penis" was unwanted. I guess that's the case here, because you were surprised and embarrassed by it. But if it ended with that, why make a big deal of it? Maybe that lady officer has seen it all before in her work - in jails, etc. Maybe she just shares the interest of a lot of us here in the bodily functions of others, whether of the same or opposite sex. It is kind of wierd coming from an on duty police official, but cops are humans, too. Also, it's a police officer's word against yours, and she was trying to be helpful with the tow truck (I assume). I'd save a complaint for something more worthy.
Of course, we could go into the double standard question - if a male officer had done this to a woman there'd be hell to pay - but I won't.
Jacob G in FL
It's been forever since I posted, but I'm still here everyday enjoying the posts. I do have a few stories to tell, but not today (maybe tomorrow).
I wanted to reply to the guy desperate for a piss while waiting for a tow truck: I wouldn’t go as far to say you were sexually harassed for two reasons:
First, the way you related the story, you did not make any effort to turn away from her. In your own words, you took out your “. . . penis right in front of her and let fly!!! “ Couldn’t YOU have used more discretion and turned away from her? And why did you wait so long in the first place? I don’t care how dark and cold it was outside, couldn't you have found a nearby tree or bush? Or, perhaps you could have opened one of the car's doors and stepped to the other side of it. Or better yet, you could have gone around to the side of the car away from the road, and squatted down pretending to check out the damage. Then, you could discretely “let fly.”
Second, for her own safety, she should not have taken her eyes off you. How was she to know that you were not about to pull a gun from your pants?
However, I would agree that her “wee wee” comment was inappropriate. She probably wanted to abate what must have been an awkward situation for her and an embarrassing moment for you. You should forget it and be thankful she did not arrest you for indecent exposure. Some a-hole cops would do that, you know. Sorry if this came off sounding too strong. I'm really a nice guy. Peace.
wetguy
To Scarlet - I am a 17 year old guy (pretty good-looking) and to answer your question, I try not to hold my dick when I'm desperate to piss, especially in public. However, if I'm like ay my desk doing homework and have to piss bad, but dont want to get up, I usually grab my dick with one hand while scizzoring my legs together. If it gets bad enough, I sometimes let a few squirts out into my pants. But in public i'm usually too embarrased to grab my dick. For instance, there have been a couple times when i've been in line to pay for something at the mall and I've had to pee like crazy, and it gets worse when standing still like that. In that situation, I will usually shift from foot to foot and cross my legs, and I WANT to grab myself, but dont unless I start squirting in my pants. Same deal when sitting in class. So to answer your overall question, i think most guys will hold themselves if they REALLY have to pee to the point of basically peeing in their pants, but not other! wise. At least, that's what i do. Anyone else with a comment on this.
-wetguy
John Q Public
Katrina:
That sounds like a good idea. I think I will try doing that, the only thing is that I will have to try for one hour first and get myself so I am not jumping all over the place. It may even only be 45 minutes if I drink alot of liquids.
Hold It Man:
I never knew that about women. Maybe that's why my sister and gf are so well endowed in their peeing capacities. By the way, I took the liberty of figuring the rate using the information you posted, and here are the results. Undoubtedly the girls have you beat on hold time and ammounts, but believe it or not, you came in second in your pee rate.
1st Place Kate 12.5 militres per second
2nd Place Hold It man 11.8 militres per second
3rd Place Beckie 10.8 militres per second
Last Place Ralph 7.4 militres per second
Katie is still the hands down winner in that contest, but you didn't do too bad, and if memmory serves me you are 55 minutes better then your lst hold time.
Regarding Paula Radcliffe, I wonder if under normal circumstances, that it might be impossible to pee while running unless there is an anomolity, or it's so full that it just must empty before bursting. I've wet myself many times running to the bathroom, but I have a physical problem. I don't think she could pee while running unless she was pas the point of wetting herself.
Aquatic
Katrina,
I wasn't having a dig at women, I'm not into all the battle of the bladders stuff. Most women I've known can hold longer than men. I'm hardly surprised, its a fact of anatomy that men can relieve themselves more easily and discreetly than women. Thus we men have become 'lazy', women have had to hold. I just don't see why women should face discomfort while hunting a toilet (as things are where do you see the queues in clubs, the Ladies or the Gents?), or a fine when forced to relieve themselves in a side street, while men are provided with yet more facilities.
movie fans- the underground comedy movie has a whole scene of 2 hot supermodels taking a crap. its cool. i no some others but cant think.
Donnie C.
Desperate to Poop: Have you ever heard of Grete Waitz? She is a German marathon runner who got cramps during a race, and ended up having diarrhea all over herself...on TV. However, she did NOT quit; in fact, she won!! At the finish line somebody quickly put a blanket over her. This event is well-documented on the 'net.
Punk Rock Girl: There's a movie made well before "Once Upon a Time..." that strongly implies a woman pooping - in her pants. It's a 1966 Western called "The Shooting." Millie Perkins plays a nameless woman who hires some men to kill her enemy. This lady also has some serious emotional problems, and she deliberately messes herself several times. However, there's only one direct reference to what she does, when one of the men mutters "She soiled again." The movie is based on a book, "The Revenge," by Adrien Joyce. The book is said to be far more explicit in depicting the woman's bowel "problem". Another note: "Adrien Joyce" is a pen name for Carole Eastman, the Oscar-winning screenwriter of "Five Easy Pieces"! (And it just so happens that one of the first adult women I ever met that had a bowel problem was named "Carole"...she wore a cloth diaper.)
"The Shooting" is available on video and DVD, and occasionally pops up on U.S. cable TV.
Cory
TO SHY GIRL: I am very much like you, in where I never fart, or tell anyone when I have to poop. There are many times where I was really needing to go bad, but my shyness to use the toilet would keep me from going. And also let me say that it is very much a turn on for me to know that a female is shy, and trying to be real discreet. So I wouls love hearing some stories from you Shy Girl. And I will also post back to you. cya Cory...
just takin' a dump in the toilet
SHY GIRL- i absolutly love your post about the farting thing and ive been wanting to answer this questions to girls for years. i you do fart in public just openly admit to it because every guy likes to and 95% of guys will naver be offended, and if not they will either think higher of you because of it or you guessed it be turned on by it. experiment with your guy friends and see what they think. guys d!o know that girls fart pee poop ect. and understand if they do it. they may not say anything but i dont know a single guy that would think less of a girl if she did it. if it was me i would prefer if u did it because it just sets you apart. girls with a sense of reality and ones who pretend that it dosent exist.
shy girl
Zolt: here's a pee story for you. It's not that exciting or extraordinary....just one time I remember having to pee really badly and there not being any facilities nearby. But maybe some of you people who read this board will enjoy my post so here goes:
This incident was 7 or 8 years ago when I was in college. It was the end of junior year, in May. Around this time of the year Massachusetts is absolutely beautiful as spring arrives with the first warm temps, bright sunny days. It's the best time to go enjoy the outdoors in all its glory. Well I had finished all of my exams early in the final exam period and so had some time to kill in the last week before leaving campus. It just so happened that two other friends were in the same boat, and so we decided to drive up a nearby mountain (the two most popular are Mount Holyoke and Skinner Mountain State Park). We decided to drive up to the house on the summit of Holyoke, enjoy the view for a while, and then head over to nearby Northampton or Amherst for ice cream or coffee. I had just finished one of those super-size/big gulp sized cups of iced tea (caffeine to stay up and study) and should have known I wouldn't last very long w/o peeing. Sure enough soon after getti! ng to the top of the mountain I had to pee. There is a visitor center/house at the top, and there are restrooms there, but because this was the week before Memorial Day, the park was officially not open yet. And so the restrooms were locked, much to my dismay. I told my friends I really really had to pee and asked if we were going to leave yet so I could pee at a coffee shop or something. I don't have a shy bladder (unlike my bowels), but I just wasn't keen on the idea of peeing in the bushes. I definitely think that when it comes to peeing at moments like this, guys have an advantage!
Anyway, I had no choice and so went looking around for a spot with a little bit of privacy. One would think there were a lot of places partially hidden from view, but it was surprisingly hard to find the right place....because being on a mountain top, you're quite exposed (no pun intended), and a few places I looked around, there were people who could see me fromt he visitor's center. Finally I found a place near a large tree. I pulled down my denim shorts and underwear, squatted down and begn peeing a huge stream/puddle. It felt SO good and I was so relieved when it was over. Only since I was on a hillside, I had to be careful not to let it trickle down and get on my new shoes. Other than the immediate relief it brought, I wasn't crazy about that experience of baring my ass in the wilderness b/c it made me feel vulnerable to a snake bite or bear attack or something like that. Anyway, it felt so good and when you gotta go you gotta go.
TO AUSTIN (Blake): Thanks for the triscuits suggestion. I had to smile when I read that, and I definitely appreciate and enjoy your posts.
Catch y'all later!
Bluto
to unnamed poster: Mary Jo Randle (Hollow Man) and Oprah (Beloved) are some celebrities that weren't mentioned.
Punk Rock Girl: You're getting to be quite popular on this forum. Wouldn't that be funny if you were minding your business one day and some person saw you and asked your name and was like "oh my god you're Punk Rock Girl!"? I would think it'd be like someone saying to Clark Kent hey you're superman! Anyway, I agree that detroit rock city's bathroom scene is off the hook. Personally though I don't think she went in there to poop because I didn't hear any sounds other than her tinkling and farting. Pyscho III I didn't watch all the way through even though it was an alright movie from what I saw. I can't debate whether or not norman bates was dressed up as his mother or not cuz i don't know enough about the movie or the series to say. Shamefully, sometimes (not all the times!) I just rent movies just to look for pee/poop scenes of interest or I might definitely know that the movie has a scene and I just try to fast forward to it. I have two different VCRS, one downstairs th! at can fast forward pretty fast, and one in my room that does so very slow. In trying to find a scene it goes so slow that I just decide to watch the freakin movie.
SHY Girl: The times are a changing. I can't hate on girls that try to act like throwbacks of years past, and that's what I think you are with your little sugar spice and everything nice motto. I hate the thought of saying this but I guess it would turn guys off to smell your emissions in the first few times that you try to get to know them (I have an asian friend who was disgusted by a friend of his when she simply annouced she had to go pee out loud). But as you get to know them better I think you got to show them you're a human being and that you're comfortable with them. I would hate to be with a girl who had your mentality for holding it in cuz that would be denying me like taking a bone from a pit bull. I'm biased but I think that guys would be more understanding than you think on the subject. I would feel like there's a void in a relationship without that aspect. I don't know if what I said has any bearing at all, it's just a thought, not too solid save for what I ! said about my preferences.
Usman
TO SHY GIRL: I cannot condone these actions of holding it in. All this lady-like stuff is a charade and superficial like makeup on a woman. I think it would be more negatively perceived than positively in you holdin it in, and claiming that no foul odors can be emitted from you. What do you say about the girls that are more bold and brazen about their habits? I thought women these days wanted to be on par with men in a lot of aspects. I don't think it seems plausible when you got guys acting close to as natural as can be and gals holding back, it makes both parties look bad. I'm just expanding on the part of your post where it said that it seems that most guys get frustrated if a girl nevr farts. In general a girl shouldn't be made to feel bad by a guy for doing natural things like farting, especially since the cramps that can result hurt. Most of us do have manners and the humor to play things like that off. Blatant acts obviously are just rude, like one person who used to ! post here and say that she would fart, not out of necessity but just to as an exhibitionist at her work, and she would piss people off; it makes for good story and erotica but it's not practical or chivalrous.
Buzzy
morning,all-a poop story that happened to me about 2 weeks ago at the gym.As I mentioned in my last post at the tme i ws taking these Calcim pills that really stepped up my pooping and this one morning i was at the gym at about 8 am as I was on a cardio machine really working up a sweat when out of the blue I really had to poop badly.When I was taking these pills every time i had to poop it was really urgent and 2-3 times a day!Anyway,I got off the machine and made my way downstairs asI could feel my rectum filling up and went to the stalls nand grabbed a bowl and got undressed ( I like to poop nude)and I could feel this was going to be a good one!As I sat on the bowl another guy came into the stal next to mine and sat on the bowl and groaned and let out a real loose sounding dump-sounded like he really had to go bad and as he is farting and dumping i relaxed my puckered anus and let out 2 tight sounding farts that was followed right away by a cascade of soft,long ropes of e! xcrement that seemed to keep coming out on my ass forever-This was some load and boy did it feel great letting all this stuff out as I listened to this guy next to me let out some good load himself.Then we both took a break as i spread my legs to look in the bowl and saw 2 long turds wrapped around the bowl-they must have been 15 inches each or more and about 1 inch thick and smooth.I could still feel my anus pushed out and I knew i wasn't done so I sat there waiting for the rest to work it's way down.Then I heard this guy next to me let out a wet fart and some really loose stuff and then he grunted in relief and then started to wipe himself.Then I get a big cramp and sat back against the tank of the bowl and let out a long fart and then I felt my anus open up and let out abunch of soft stuff that made a THIIIIIiiiiittttt sound as it came out pretty fast and ended with a wet fart.Man it felt great and just like that I felt done as i looked in the bowl and saw a big pile almo! st rising above the water line of soft ice cream poop ( LIke JANE'S )It was a pile i'll tell you! then I peed up a storm and wiped myself-since i've been on those pills,wiping is a mess.the poop is pasty and a real drag to clean,so I claen myself up and then take off to the showers to clean up right,but that was a good load of poop that i let out and it was fun to do as i listed to the guy do a good load himself.Then it was back to the cardio machines-.Doing any cardio really makes he have to poop-it's better than a cup of coffee!More stories later if anyone's interested-had a few dumps like this out in the woods as i was biking that were fun too! Say hey to PPG---BYE
coyote
ever since this time when I had this girl over at my house when I was age 19[ and she was 17] , I became fascinated with the idea of women peeing . she had asked me " where's the bathroom, I have to go to the bathroom" and I showed her. she had closed the door, but not completely shut and locked,and little did she know but I was standing outside the door listening to her curious as to what a woman sounds like; and could hear the sound of her " tinkling " as she was urinating into the toilet water, and was really turned on by it. I was trying to imagine what it would be like to be a woman and pee and was curious if a woman's pee makes foam like a guys does. but I never got to see a woman actually use the toilet to pee and about the only time I saw a woman at all was when I first had sex, in the woods at age 21 and the girl told me that she " had to go to the bathroom" , and squatted right in front of me and peed. but all those years I had always had that fascination about w omen peeing and would often listen while standing in line at this 12 step meeting that I used to go to and waiting for the unisex restrooms and get totally turned on by the sound of women peeing. in fact out of curiousity, many times in the past I have tried sitting down and peeing just to feel what it would be like to pee like a woman . and until recently, I never got to actually see a woman pee in the toilet, but my girlfriend and I having a very open relationship and she knowing that I had that fetish, she finally allowed me to watch one night. but it does not seem as though women make bubbles when they pee like guys do, or is it like my girlfriend had said , that they only make foam rarely . I have only asked this from two other women younger than me but quite open minded, and one told me that " it is because women are closer to the water". the other who was my former online girlfriend one night said on IM that she "has to pee" and so I asked her if the door was open or closed[ open] and what would I see and hear if I was there watching her . and I asked her if she made any foam when she had peed and she told me " a little" . and all the times I have watched those " voyeur pee " videos I never really got to see the whole shot most times . do women make much foam when they pee in the toilet? and how much if they do?
my girlfriend really gets a kick out of watching me pee when we are walking on the bike rail trail or hiking and I have to pee. she just stands there and watches and seems fascinated by the way a guy can stand and shoot his pee out like a water gun and how much easier it is for guys than girls, who , as she would say " have to master the technique" of not getting their pants all wet . and this is a woman who has never had to pee when she was too far from " a ladies room" as she would say. MASTER THE TECHNIQUE! I LIKE THAT ONE! LOL !
MUSK
I Phoned my friend today from work on his mobile this morning and it went straight to his voicemail. This afternoon, I called him back and he answered. He did'nt sound too well and I asked him if he was at work and he said, no, because he had woken up this morning at 3am with chronic diarreah. He sounded quite out of breath and then he said, he was sitting on the toilet as he was speaking to me. I then heard what sounded like a loud wet fart and he groaned loudly. He then asked me, if I had heard that. He knows about my liking for guys on the bog shitting and farting, so I think he did that deliberatly. Because I was at work, I could'nt delve deeper into his shits.
A couple of weeks ago, I had an appointment to see a physiotherapist, but it was cancelled because he was ill. I saw him the next day and he explained to me, he could'nt come in because the doctor said he was still contagious. He then said, 'It was coming out from both ends...' indicating to his mouth and arse with his hands, '..you don't want to know about it' he concluded. Yes I do, I thought.
MUSK
JaLe
I haven’t posted for a couple of weeks. I have had some good pooping sessions at work and I tell now the latest from yesterday.
Like usual, I went for #1 and #2 just after our afternoon coffee break. Two of five stalls were occupied. In second stall from door someone was unrolling toilet paper. Person who sat in farthest stall seemed pretty quiet. I heard faint chafing of shoes and some occasional soft grunts. I presumed that she was taking a dump. And yes she was! Right at that time I heard a bright splash. Without hesitation I took the adjacent stall of her. As I entered in I perceived slight smell of poop and it certainly came from my neighbour stall. As I was taking my skirt up I heard another splash. Woman who was in second stall flushed and went to wash hands. I sat down on the pan and started peeing. At the end of pee my anus opened and a long silent fart escaped. I felt more gas coming out. I learned forward and pushed. I taught it could be silent one again, but I was not. Actually it was quite loud toot which echoed in the bowl. After ridded a few more farts I felt shit starting move dow! nwards. I must struggle because beginning of poop seemed to be quite hard. I grunted audible and squeezed out two knobby small shit ball. Then poop turned a bit softer but it was still harder as usual and fragmentary. Varying size of lumps started splashing into water one after another. When I was middle of my poop I heard my neighbour starting wiping. Finally I was done. I lifted up my arse and took a look at bowl. There were two about 5 inches long pieces of poop and several lumps around 2-3 inches. My neighbour was already washing her hands as I started wiping. Texture of my shit was hard so I needed wipe only two times. As I stepped out of my stall I saw about 25 years old blonde girl leaving. Immediately she was disappeared door opened and woman about my age (40) rushed in. She went in first stall. I heard rustle of clothes. She sat down and farted. Pee started purling and she farted again. I was hoping that she was going to take a shit but for my disappointment she wi! ped directly after pee and stood up to adjust clothes.Hi again after a long absence!!!
was away from a more or less private computer, doing some travel. my poop was more or less uneventful, just somewhat rich fiber intake to avoid traveler's constipation...
now i'm back home and have two questions for you poop experts:
1. lately i got two small attacks of diarrhea, which made me think of how i get an upset stomach in two different ways: first, i get like a more or less strong (but not overpowering) urge, then i go and start passing a log, normally kinda big and firm... but suddenly, the log starts getting all loose in mid poop!!! then i follow with a mix of very soft and loose pieces and pure mush, which may come back for the rest of the day (or two). the second type is the drastic one: there is no half-disintegrated log. i feel a cramp, sit down in the toilet and everything is like mud spewing from my bowels!!!
so how does that happen??? why do we (or me at least) at times get all liquid inside our ???? and others the diarrhea comes half-log???
2. that's history curiosity. i saw lately a couple exhibits on clothing from the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries... and i could not help wodering how did we women and girls get to go to the bathroom in so many and hard to take off layers of skirts, underwear, stays... would they just take a shit in the morning, when they were wearing a nightgown??? and in those times people used lotsa laxatives and strong cathartics... what did a young lady of the time do?? just stay home till the brew kicked in??? or just go out and blaze off???
and also, what would those tight bodices do on your bowels??? once i've worn really really tight jeans and it was very hard to hold a fart, less a sore ????????
well, i hope my questions entertained you all a bit
xoxoxo
tina
JaLe
I haven’t posted for a couple of weeks. I have had some good pooping sessions at work and I tell now the latest from yesterday.
Like usual, I went for #1 and #2 just after our afternoon coffee break. Two of five stalls were occupied. In second stall from door someone was unrolling toilet paper. Person who sat in farthest stall seemed pretty quiet. I heard faint chafing of shoes and some occasional soft grunts. I presumed that she was taking a dump. And yes she was! Right at that time I heard a bright splash. Without hesitation I took the adjacent stall of her. As I entered in I perceived slight smell of poop and it certainly came from my neighbour stall. As I was taking my skirt up I heard another splash. Woman who was in second stall flushed and went to wash hands. I sat down on the pan and started peeing. At the end of pee my anus opened and a long silent fart escaped. I felt more gas coming out. I learned forward and pushed. I taught it could be silent one again, but I was not. Actually it was quite loud toot which echoed in the bowl. After ridded a few more farts I felt shit starting move dow! nwards. I must struggle because beginning of poop seemed to be quite hard. I grunted audible and squeezed out two knobby small shit ball. Then poop turned a bit softer but it was still harder as usual and fragmentary. Varying size of lumps started splashing into water one after another. When I was middle of my poop I heard my neighbour starting wiping. Finally I was done. I lifted up my arse and took a look at bowl. There were two about 5 inches long pieces of poop and several lumps around 2-3 inches. My neighbour was already washing her hands as I started wiping. Texture of my shit was hard so I needed wipe only two times. As I stepped out of my stall I saw about 25 years old blonde girl leaving. Immediately she was disappeared door opened and woman about my age (40) rushed in. She went in first stall. I heard rustle of clothes. She sat down and farted. Pee started purling and she farted again. I was hoping that she was going to take a shit but for my disappointment she wi! ped directly after pee and stood up to adjust clothes.
Monday, November 7, 2002
Enema Guy
Hi to the un named Guy who wrote about his most enjoyable camping experience. That was a great story, thanks for sharing it. It would be really interesting to know if you and Dave have buddy dumped again since your meeting.
Yesterday morning, while I was still lying in bed, I felt the need to shit quite urgently. This is unusual for me, as I am normally up, showered, dressed and breakfasted before the urge to drop my load comes upon me. Anyway, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet, let out a couple of warning farts and "whoosh" out comes a load of not mushy, but not firm shit. A couple more farts and the last squeeze of my anus and then a good wipe. As it was still not my normal time for getting up, I went back to bed for about an hour.
During mid morning, I felt the urge to shit again, so off I went upstairs to the bathroom, pulled my jeans and briefs down, sat on the toilet and one push produced the same amount of shit as I had done earlier. Now, I love the act of shitting, so I wasn't unduly worried or bothered. Later on however, I felt the need again. This time, I produced a watery slop accompanied by several loud wet panbusting farts. I thought to myself that I don't want any ???? upset, so I decided to give myself a good clearout with a 2 litre enema. I usually give myself an enema once every 6 to 8 weeks.
I filled the bag with warm water and added a small amount of salt. Then I hung the bag onto a hook on the bedroom door, lay down on the bed pulled my legs towards my chest, inserted the nozzle into my rectum and turned on the flow. The feel of the warm water making its way inside my colon was so relaxing and I felt really calm and peaceful. Towards the end of the contents of the bag going into me, I began to feel some stomach cramps, but I have got used to these now and in a strange way, find these pleasurable too. Once the bag was empty, I removed the nozzle from my rectum and made my way to the bathroom.
I sat down on the toilet and waited for the first wave to fall out. I didn't have long to wait. First a fart and then the deluge. After a couple of minutes sitting on the toilet waiting, I could feel my bowels filling up again, then "Splooooosh Splummmmmp Splomp" out comes the next load. I was on the toilet for about an hour or so. I felt really cleaned out afterwards and haven't had any bad stomach upset. In fact, I had a really good solid shit this afternoon.
To nameless-guy-waiting-for-tow-truck. If you're so sensitive that you feel you've been sexually harassed, go ahead and report the female cop. Then again, why didn't you turn your back? or ask her to turn? It cuts both ways.
Here in the UK the cop could have arrested you for indecent exposure or, if you had urinated on private property (i.e. a piece of ground owned by someone), criminal damage.
Billy
Potty Pooper's post about using a dry toilet or privy when at a farm echos my 1960s childhood.
Because of family problems I was brought up by my grandparents from the age of 7. Previously I had lived with my parents in a Croydon, London but when I moved in with Grandad and Grandma this was in a village in Yorkshire where they had a smallholding, it wasnt really big enough to call a farm though that's how they referred to it. They were then in their mid 50s and I lived with them until I was 18.
I had of course been used to an inside flush toilet at home and had also, like many who post here, started to develope an interest in defecation its sights and sounds, hearing others doing a good big solid poo and seeing the turds they had passed. On the farm however there was no such thing in the old farmhouse, the toilet was a privy in a shed at the foot of the garden.There was a woooden seat with hole in it with a large bucket underneath into which the jobbies dropped, there being holes tp let the urine soak away into a clinker filled pit. This was situated far away from the water source for obvious reasons. A container of ashes from the fire and a scoop were provided to sprinkle a light dusting over the turds once you had finished which kept off the flies. Every few days the bucket was emptied of its contents onto the dung heap were the manure from the two cows, sheep, chickens, pig and the horse ,etc was collected to be put once rotted down onto the fields.
I got used to seeing the big jobbies dropped by my grandparents laying in the bottom of the bucket, especially the long fat solid logs Grandma passed. They ate a healthy diet, nearly all homegrown and exercised as they worked hard and I too found after a few weeks my guts got used to real food after the processed stuff I had eaten in the City I too passed larger turds. Grandma produced some real whoppers , a 12 inch long 2 1/2 fat log being quite common and on many occasions if she did use a flush toilet somewhere it would stick in the pan. Of course there were no "Kers-sploonk!" sounds to hear when she used the privy but often there would be a dull thud which I would hear if I was in the garden near the toilet shed at the time. This, together with the sounds of her pushing it out "NN! UH" OH! told me that she had done a big one and Id go into the privy and see the big fat jobbie lying on the bottom of the bucket still steaming sometimes if it was a cold day.
Like many country people such matters didnt embarass her in the way a townie would probably have been. Since the animals did it and they had a few, then the fact that her turds would be seen by me or anyone else didnt matter at all. It was the same with the neighbours and their kids at the locla village school.
At night time or when it was very wet we used a commode both to pee in and if we needed a motion, its bucket being emptied into the privy in the morning or when the rain stopped. Id therefore also see her big jobbies in the commode's bucket when I emptied it, one of my household tasks and one I enjoyed.
When I was about 14 they did get an indoor flush toilet which emptied into a septic tank. However, after Gran blocked it on a few occasuons with her big fat jobbies she decided to only do her wee wees in it except in an emergency and would do her motions in the privy as before as she felt that was more natural. I was delighted as I could continue to see the lovely big jobbies she passed. I also have to say that we never got any ???? upsets as this arrangement seemed quite sanitary and I suppose they and I acquired an immunity from the more organic food we ate and which I still do. This has given me a healthy set of bowels and I very seldom am either constpated or have diarrhea, being regular in my bowel movements usually doing a big solid, formed but easy to pass 12 inch long and 2 1/2 inch thick jobbie after lunch each day.
If readers wish I will post other stoies of my toilet experiences on the farm.