Shit Lovin' Chick
Hey guyz,
I've got a Question.I keep hearing of guys being turned on by chicks shitting, but are there any chicks out there like me that are turned on by either guys shitting or other girls shitting? i havent once heard a chick say i'm turned on by shitting.Ne way enuff jibberish, on to my latest story, A stall story (My favourite).
I had been holding my shit for a week, trying to make a really impressive dump.I had had real strong urges a couple of times, but simply ignored them.Well on monday this week, i felt the strongest urge i have ever felt, there was no way i could ignore it, this shit had to come out of me.So i walked briskly toward the big female toilets (so i would definetley be able to hear a chick taking a nice big shit like me.I walked into the middle stall of 12, took my jeans down and sat( i wasnt wearing any underwear)As soon as i was seated i let out a tearing fart and a really really thick log slowly eased its way out.I was sitting a bit off the seat so i could watch the shit fall out(which if u didnt know, makes me really wet)There was a booming splash as the 8" hit the water.I let out to flappy, airy farts, which were very relieving and right then another person walked in.I froze, hoping they would take a big dump.She walked into a stall about 3 away from mine, sat down, tinkle! d, farted and flushed.Needless to say i was bitterly dissapointed.So i relaxed my desperate anus and another thick, really long, smooth log of glorious shit slid out of my delightfully sensitive asshole, and i was almost orgasming.Again i watched this one fall out of my asshole, it didnt make a splash because it was about 12" long.I must say that may have been one of the best logs i have ever pushed out.And once again i farted and a chick walked in, i froze.She walked into the stall next to me.a slight rustle of her jeans being pulled down, a gentle sigh as she relaxed that beautiful invention they called an asshole.And then, the loudest, biggest expulsion of gas i have ever heard.after the dust settled and a small splash followed by another large splash.Two more larger splash, another loud fart, a tinkle, no wipe or flush and she jogged out in a rush.I was glad she didnt flush.Meanwhile i am struggling to hold in my load.I let out a big breath and around 5 medium logs all s! plashed out at once.then some repatisious farting follwed by a groan of enjoyment.i wanted more of this orgasmic material, i pushed as hard as i could but there was just nothing left in me.I looked into the bowl and there was no water visible, shit was piled up, there was no way this glorious load was goin to flush, so as i usually do i left it there and didnt wipe because there was no need.I quickly raced into the stall next door and rubbed my face on the still warm seat and lookd at that ladies beautiful faeces.I walked out of that stall went back to mine and just stared at my mountainous load.I stepped out of my stall and went to wash my hands.When a lady came racing in holding her butt, and headed for the stall next to mine, i looked at her and she said "Didnt get to finish my dump, damn boss."I was pleasantly suprised and delighted.I opened the door and let it close so the hot lady would think i was gone.She let out a huge fart and two logs splashed into to the water an! d she let out a sigh of relief.To cut a long story short, i stayed there for another ten minutes while this lady dropeed about 10 more heavy logs, it was unbelievable, she must have been holding for like a month.this lady really made my day.
That takes the spot for second best day of my life.
I must go now, i need to drop a huge dump, im sitting her naked and a log is poking out of my ass, maybe ill have a shit in my trash can, im sure to post about this one
Cya
Shit Lovin' Chick
xoxox
desperate to poop
briyan
I saw the video on you've been framed.
Looks like the girl on the masthead has let loose with lots of pebbles and sprayed a bit. She looks happy mind.
One thing about peeing too. I woke up this morning with a very full bladder. I was expecting it to really gush out but no it was a very long slow but steady piss. I felt so good after it
Saturday, November 30, 2002
Adrian
Bucket. I cut the cheese so to speak earlier this morning. I also went for a good motion although it wasn't so good as one I did yesterday which was a real panbuster. If I remember rightly I had to flush 3 times then.
Louise. Hi! Enjoyed your post. Just a couple of questions though. Can Donna last longer than you or does she have to go more often. Also, can you usually beat her on quantity or is it the other way round.
Damsel. Thanks for your kind post. Matters are much improved and I think the infection has about cleared but I still have a little discomfort. I'm trying to drink as much as possible and keep on with the cranberry.
Billy. Thanks for the information about Big Anne. It sounds as though she really produced some huge motions. I was interested to hear about her accidents, particularly the one when she messed herself on the way back from a shopping trip. Also I was interested (but not surprised) to hear that she could cut some big farts. As a general rule did she go to the privvie in good time when nature called for a number two or did she often spend a lot of time doing pre poo farts before she finally went?
Best wishes to all
Adrian
BestTodd & Diana
Meghan and Sarah S- Hey you two! We miss you soooo much and hope that you are doing well. The babies are doing great, but they miss their cyber-sisters. I hope that both of you are still reading on the loo. Keep us posted, We love you so very much. Lots of Lovexxxx Todd and Diana.
Alexa- Hey, thanks for responding to our questions. You sound like your hot. Yeah you are one of the many females on this site that we would die to see, take a dump. So your into Shakespeare. Both Diana and I have read Romeo and Juliet on the toilet before. Keep us posted on your reading on the toilet dumps. Are you single?
Now here is the latest. I had dinner at my parents house this year(Diana). Todd and his family came over too. We girls were preparing the meal at 11am, when I had to take a dump. So I picked up a magazine from the coffee table and headed for the bathroom. I went in and locked the door. I went over to the toilet and pulled down my pants and panties and sat on the oak wooden seat. I had opened the magazine to a good article and started to read. Then shortly after I farted 4 long farts and then began to pee. I sat there for about 10 min when finally a huge log made it's way out. I had farted a few more times and realized that I wasn't done. So 5 min later I pushed and let go another massive log followed by some pee and then farted a few more times. I was done, so I cleaned my backside first and then my vagina. While still seated I managed to spray the bathroom with cinnamon air spray. Then I flushed the toilet and then walked out, putting the magazine back on the coffee tab! le. I didn't know of Todd's friends was there just for a moment. He said to me: You had to go pretty bad and I said yep, that is what the magazine is for. He then started to get huge. I love turning people on when they know that I have been in the bathroom. I am waiting for Todd to dump out his portion from the meal.
Quick Question for the ladies: Do you wipe your vagina first or last after taking a dump? Are there any new lady posters that read on the toilet? Oh one more, when you dump, is you vagina visible, I mean do you open you legs a little or do you keep you legs closed, Todd loves it when I show him my vagina while pooping? Keep us posted, Lots of Lovexxxx, Todd and Diana!
Darius
Hi to all of you.
I have not had a post on here for a while - but do read the posts that are on. There does seem to be a lack of those I communicated with on here who pooed and/or peed their pants. I think of Adam, Poo Pants, Dork, Mark B, CKF and last but not least Matt (who is at uni, and may not have access to this site at present). Be good to hear from you all again. Hope you're all OK.
To others I have communicated with at times including Scarlet and Bryian I send my best wishes. Sorry that you have been off sick recently Bryian and hope you are recovered.
Darius
Eleanor
Just a quick note to say I'm still alive !
RIZZO: I'm much better thank you. If it was Lisbon ????, I don't reccommend catching it to anyone ! Your love has been passed on to Kendal, who sends smooth hugs.
MEGHAN: Hope your leg problem can be cured. Its a good job you have good friends to help you pick up the pieces, so to speak. Just like Kendal. Normally, I'd want to be left alone while I'm ill. But Kendal spoiled me. Now I never want to be alone again !
LOUISE & STEVE: I'm fine, and have well replenished my lost fluids ! I don't think Andrew has recovered yet from seeing my big bum while he held me up in the field, nor the grot that was decending from it ! Hope you're both well. Love from Eleanor xx
LINDA GS: I see your cousin let you watch the underground comedy scene of the two models pooping. I wonder if it was faked ? I'm with you, how can you poop if you don't eat anything ?! Looking forward, as is Kendal, to hearing about your thanksgiving poop. Don't forget to invite us both along, especially as you shared in my post sickness constipated poop that Kendal has told everyone about ! Love from Eleanor x
Rizzo
Hello Damsel, dear!
To give an answer to your question about the change of direction of the stream of urine when pulling the foreski all the way back I can say that this is the same with me. The reason is that the foreskinn has as little ‘bridge’ of skin on the underside of the penis. If you pull the foreskin all the way back, this little bit of skin tightens and pulls the pee-hole downwards, and the stream angles down too. Have a closer look and you will see what I mean. Chuckle! Keep it up with your anti-infection measures! Love from Rizzo
Plunging Plop Guy
Hi, Everyone,
I've been here and have posted, but it's not shown up again, so will just make a short post today, and see what happens.
JAMES, Glad you took Tony's advice and bought that toilet collar or whatever it's called, to give you greater height, and loud Kerplunkability when on your toilet! The post you saw was in response to my complaint about not getting the loud plops when I was on the toilet. Anyway, things have improved a lot for me since then, and a better diet with firmer turds, so that I often get good loud plops when I'm on the toilet. My toilet, and one I use at public toilets both have good deep pans, but I'm glad that your shallower pan provides the goods now you've fitted this added extra!
Why not still see if you can get an older style deep toilet, then you'll be automatically dropping loud Cullomptons! I never took up Tony's advice because I was soon going quite loudly, but good to know it works on a shallow toilet!
KENDAL, glad Eleanor is recovering, and as I said on my (deleted) post, to be with a friend who's having a rough time on the toilet is a really loving thing to do.
BTW, Where is Tony these days? Hope you're still with us.
Happy toileting to all! P. Plop GuyChocolate Delights
I love reading other peoples experiences and stories on this board.
Recently,I was reading Billy's post about the old style privy, when it reminded me of my own child hood. I live in the south of England and in the 1950s many of the villages had no main sewerage. My grand parents lived in one such area. My grandfather was a farmer running his buisness from an old rambling 19th century farm house. At that time (around 1960) I was about 8 years old and often I would spend my weekends with my grand parents. The house however had no bathroom or WC inside. I was always encouraged to pee in an old drain around the back of the house, but for pooping, there was the privy. The privy was a small room located at the end of a long dark corridor in a wooden outhouse.The room its self was about 6 foot in either direction with a small window covered with a net curtain. Half of the area was occupied by a platform about 2 foot high, extending the width of the room and which was enclosed at the front to form a large box. the platform contained a hole in! the shape of a perfect circle to form a crude toilet seat.I remember the hole was normally covered by a square slab of wood engraved ornately with the picture of a windmill. For me however the real fascination was the contents of the bucket which resided below the hole. I was always amazed by the size and varying colours of the turds which accumulated in there. Many of them would be huge dark knotted ones, characteristic of bouts of constipation and some would be smoother light brown ones that you associate with an easy motion.
I am not sure how often it was emptied, but there often seemed to be quite a large quantity of poop in it.
At that period in my life, I was very shy about such matters and coupled with the prospect of navigating the outhouse in the cold, particularly on a dark scary night, I don't think I ever used the privy. Most times I would suffer long periods of constipation which would enevitably end with a large accident in my pants.
As things have turned out, I have now moved back to the village with my family, but the old house was demoilished around about 1970 when my grand parents retired and moved out.
david
JEANINE
Hello jeanine.nice story indeed.I'd just like to second the initial question from infantry really.What would you say the level of the stench of your do-do is?And aslo do you tend to fart a lot on a normal day or does it depend on what you've eaten?I like to read the source magazines myself when i'm on the seat or some sporty magazines as i like to take my time and it can be quite hazardous too!
Happy dumping all
Bucket
Hey everyone...got a question for ya. When is the last time you farted?
younggirl
I'm new to posting at this site (read a lot, but never posted before). I love both the feeling of peeing and pooing. Wanted to tell you about some interesting things that happened to me the last few days...
A couple days ago (Monday to be exact) I felt a poo coming when I woke up (This happpens when I wake up, if I'm going to poo at all that day). You know, a sort of very very weak cramp/tickle in the intestines - this means that one's coming down. Anyway I started the day as I always do, I ignore pooing until I'm really full - makes for much more interesting / less frequent visits :)
Anyway around noon I felt full, so I sat down and pushed. A LONG and thick piece slid out noiselessly (I spread my legs wide, sit near the front, and watch everything). As usual, after the one big piece I still felt full but nothing came out. Just the one 2"x15"er (Normal is ~1.5"x9").
So I went about my day, and one hour later I felt something trying to come out. Oh well, guess I'll have to go again... sat down, pushed, nada. Pushed a little more and a 1" wide rope coiled out... it was 12" long. Now I felt empty. Weird, two in one day... usually I go once every 3 days, although as a younger kid (I'm 14) I went once every 1-1.5 weeks with the same size output(!).
Anyway an hour later and I feel funny down there again. Sat down, pushed, thinking things were really weird today.. and out slid ANOTHER 1"x18" long piece! Holy cow, what did I eat yesterday?
But again, 2 hours later... I GOTTA GO AGAIN. What the heck? Five 3/4"x6" ropes came out after a lot of pushing. What's going on here???
Finally that was the last one of the day. I keep thinking I really shoulda held it all in, how impressive that would've been! :)
Okey, the second thing. For the last few months my kidneys have been going berserk. My biggest pee has been in the vicinity of 2.5 liters (!!!), but normal is 300-500 ml.
Anyway the last few months something changed. I used to go maybe 2 times a day, with a 500ml hissing ribbon. Now I let loose a 500ml gusher, but 5 times a day!
My pressure seems to have increased also, previous measurements have been 15-25 ml/sec, now I get 20-35 and 45 if I push really hard (and shake from the effort).
Anyway all this has been getting annoying, I used to just let rip in the shower before going to bed and be fine all night. But now, I do the same, and before I fall asleep I get filled up again with another half a liter. I can certainly hold this much for hours and hours, but can't go to sleep with that itch down there. I also don't want to wake my parents up going to the bathroom at 11:30.
So, being the resourceful person I am, I rigged up a nifty urinal :) Even though I'm a girl I don't make a mess spraying everywhere, it's designed to accomodate for that.
I cut side off a 20oz soda bottle, leaving a slot 5"x2.5". I also drilled a hole in the cap, aligned so that when the cap's on the bottle, the bottle's on its side with the slot on top, the hole is at the bottom of the cap. I then hot-glued two sizes of tubing to make a fitting from the cap to a 3/8" hose about 3' long. I also put a fitting in the top of the side of a cool-whip container, and punched a small vent hole in the lid.
When you connect the bottle and coolwhip container, and put the bottle 3" above the floor with a prop to angle it at 30 degrees, you can pee into the bottle like a Japanese toilet and it will go down the hose into the container. I hid the container under my bed, when I need to go in bed I just get out the bottle, leave the coolwhip container where it is, and spray away. The coolwhip container holds about 600ml, just enough for me. Perfect for emptying out at night, and fun to use in the daytime.
Oh and before you ask about wiping, I don't after peeing. I don't spray much at all and my pijamas take care of the rest.
I am also thinking about connecting two or three coolwhip containers together with another tube, what fun that would be! 1.2 or 1.8 liters! :)Qwert
Why is it ok for women to use the mensroom but not for men to use the womens in an emergency? women use the mensroom all the time, but no fault is given, if a man big toe touches the womens room floor, he gets arrested...can someone explain this?
Jared
I'm officially back!
ALEXA: Ouch, paper towels? Glad you had a mirror, though. That must have not been a fun day.
Mallory and I have been having some nice dump shows, so I'll post one of them today. The most recent was when we were outside today. Between gas emissions, Mallory was complaining about having to take a dump and I was saying about how we didn't have much time and how she could use a regular bathroom when we arrived at our destination (Yes, it was hard to say, but I managed). However, she wanted to show me especially, saying that it would be wasted in a toilet. And since the unisex would have high traffic at this time, we couldn't both go into a stall together. So I relented, encouraging her to do it quickly. She was happy to oblige, putting out four soft snakes the size of spray paint cans. They slithered out nicely, but produced a rather heinous smell.
"I'm sorry about the stench," Mallory said, producing a bunch of tissues. "Okay, go ahead."
I wiped her thoroughly, making sure to completely clean off everything, and then we left.
Incidentally, Lexie, I do have another Clarionne story. This happened later tonight, about an hour before I came back here to post. She hadn't had time to go to the bathroom in a while, and she wanted me to stay with her saying jokingly that if she died while passing the results of her holding going to the bathroom off, someone would know. I was happy to oblige, as I rather like the sound of a large firm movement being passed, much like a lot of the British posters who used to come here. So I tagged along, going into the adjoining stall. In the early morning and the late afternoon, there are usually no people in the bathroom, especially the coed one, so we had it all to ourselves. I didn't really need to use the facilities, so I just leaned up against the wall and waited.
"Ready?" Clarionne called, urinating quietly.
"I'm ready," I said, listening.
"Unhhh-uhhh-uhhh..." Clarionne pushed, and the sound of an exiting log was heard, complete with the sounds of crackling. The first one dropped into the toilet loudly with a PLOOSH! I heard Clarionne pant a couple of times from the exertion, and then start up again. More cracking sounds came over from the stall, as well as the ever-present pushing from Clarionne. "Mmm-ghhh-rrrgh..." FLOOP!
"Done now?" I asked.
"Just a little longer," Clarionne managed to say weakly. "Unnnhhhhh!"
crackle...crackle...crackle...sploLOOMP!
"Oh, there it goes," Clarionne said. "Whoo, that was interesting."
Clarionne wiped for about twenty seconds or so, and then she flushed. We exited the stalls and we washed our hands. In hindsight, I'm not sure why I washed my hands, probably force of habit, and it probably was better for me anyway.
So there you go, Alexa! To you, and the other posters out there, hope you enjoyed this!
Jared
Punk Rock Girl
Cousin: Well, sounds like the Underground Comedy movie pulled no punches. However, not pulling her underpants down in the "Complicated" video is only one of the many reasons I despise Avril Lavigne, and not even one of the major ones. Basically, she sucks. She's a pale imitation of Alannis Morissette, who's a pale imitation of a Patti Smyth/Chrissy Hinds/Joni Mitchell wannabe. I can't remember the last time a performer struck me as such a blatant phony. And yes, I've heard her album. It blows. Where have you seen bare bottomed pics of her? I'd like to see that, maybe MTV wouldn't air it if she pulled her pants down. If that's the case, I'll forgive her that.
Had a totally uneventful dump this morning when I got to work. I got to work, felt my bowels shift, grabbed a memo from my boss and headed to the unisex. I entered the middle stall, pulled my pants and thong down and sat on the crapper. I had barely started reading when a long, thick, solid log slid easily out of my bottom and into the water below. It took about ten seconds and I was done! I thought, Wow, that was quick! No odor, no farting, I didn't even feel the need to wipe (though I did, just to be safe--clean as a whistle). I pulled my pants up, washed my hands and continued reading at my desk. Sometimes such an uneventful crap is refreshing!
Peace!
PRGAlexa
TODD AND DIANA: My posts excite you? Gee, that's so nice of you to say! I'm sitting here blushing now, because you guys get excited by my posts. That's funny, because I don't blush when I'm out on a bench pumping out a thick one! Anyway, I like to think I'm attractive, and I guess others would too. I'm 20, 5'7", with hair dyed black except for two strands that I wear on either side of my head, which go from black at the base to grayish-silver to white at the tips. On days that I'm too lazy to wear my contacts, I wear my white glasses with black flames. I'm sort of an hourglass shape (big boobs, big butt, slim waist). Sometimes, I do read on the toilet, mostly Shakespeare, actually, or Time Magazine. In fact, whenever I have to go to the bathroom at the dorm, I ask my roommate to hand me one of the two, or get it myself. So, with this in mind, make your own inferences on my attractiveness! ^_^
BUZZY: That would be fun, being outside with another person who's also laying the logs out! Your stories are awesome!
I was in the library today, doing some research, when I felt a grumbling in my bowels. I knew that it was probably because I had lots of eggs this morning, which give me gas that should be illegal to pass! Well, I wouldn't want it to be illegal, but out of respect for nature in general, it should be. So, I did what any good college girl with gas would do when she's too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom. I passed a whole buncha gas right there in the library. They made light airy noises as they came out, similar to the noise that is produced when someone pulls the neck of a balloon to make the high-pitched squeal, but does it wrong, so it just whispers out. They were also very bad-smelling, like I was burning manure and tires. After a while, though, it was obvious that I needed to let out a little more than just air, so I went over to the bathroom. Pulling down my pants and thong, I sat on the cold toilet seat. Then, I settled into the seat, wishing that I'd brought s! omething to read (like Shakespeare!). My sphincter muscles relaxed and I let out a horribly foul deluge of soft pudding-like crap, which, when emptying out of my anus, made a sound similar to a lawnmower clogged with wet grass. Shifting my feet around and rubbing my stomach a little, I breathed in deeply (through my mouth, of course) and dumped out another wave like the first. The smell was unbearable, but it still smelled like the eggs that I had earlier, not just the sulfuric smell that normally comes with dumps like these. I couldn't resist sighing with relief, however, because that was definitely a weight lifted off my stomach! I let out a firmer log, which left slime in my crack, but it was worth it for the feeling of a well-lubricated soft log sliding easily through my rectum out my anus, sending electric feelings of delight through my nerves into my body!
Fabula est finitur. (The story is finished)
LexieCory
TO COURTNEY: I have been there I was always to shy to poop anywhere but my house. I wouldnt even go at a close friend of mine.And like you, on a camping trip, was holding it in for the weekend, on sat. night I was in agont, I hadnt pooped in two day. Letting out really smelly farts all day was all I could do to releive the pressure. I actually made it home, and took the most relieving poop I ever had. and wow, was it big and solid.enema/pee/poopboy
you know i have only ever seen one or two posts about enemas? do any of you do them? I love to feel the warm water fill me up then i love feeling the warm water and poop come out of me. it feels so good. anybody else use them?
coyote
MOVIES: holly hunter in the lifetime movie, " home for the holidays"
1995. she plays a single mom and is back visting her dysfunctional family on thanksgiving and there is this scene where she is sitting on the toilet holding the phone. of course being on TV they do not show her actually urinating with the piss coming out of her vulva/peehole, but you can hear a slight " tinkling" noise in the background, sort of like a drip off and on. anyway, now that I was thinking about that scene, even though I am a guy, I love to pretend [at home and in unisex bathrooms in public] that I am a woman and sit down to pee, just to see how it feels. just now at home I did this and I " tinkled" for about 40 seconds, then wiped like a girl when I finished, the bowl water was about 2/3 full of foam covering the water and the water a golden yellow color . I know that this is sort of a fetish of mine, but I think it is so cool the way that girls pee and I love the sound that they make when their urine hits the water.
Stan
To Saku: Re your question about diahrrea in the ladies toilets. Oh Yea they sure do! I'm a janitor at a large university dorm and 5 of the 8 floors I clean are ladies floors.
Infantry SPC
Jeanine- Sometimes I read sports Illustrated, or soldier magazine. I like to be quick when I go, but there are just some days when I like to take my time. Your roomate has doo doo legacy? lol, I think that is a very interesting thing. Please explain more about her doo doo legacy. From the way you write, it sounds like your morning dump is a very important part of your day on saturday. My ex-girlfriend used to say that her morning poop was a centering point of her day. If she didn't have it, she would feel sick or be very cranky. what would you rate the smell of your doo doo on a scale of 1-5? and what about your roomates smell?
2 days to thanksgiving... I can't wait to hear every body's stories about their thanksgiving dump.
holla bac aight...
and no I don't think that I'm going to iraq yet...
jim
the other day i ran to the bathroom at school and i had to pee really bad and the bathrooms were around a corner once you go in the door and i slipped and fell on my side, i started peeing my pants. i stopped it and got up real quick and went in the stall, i looked at my pants and they were wet right in front, i finished going and came out i tried to dry off the pee but it wouldnt dry. so i went to class, everyone was reading so no one noticed i wet my self. when class was over the teacher told me to wait a minute and i stood by her desk as everyone let. then she asked me about my homework, and thats when she saw my wet spot. she asked if i had an accident and i said just a little one. she said go to the nurse. i went to the nurse and all she had were little kid shorts, one of them barely fit me, i put them on and everyone laughed at my shorts, at least they didnt know what i did in my pants. well gotta go. by
wetguy
To Scarlet - Glad you like my stories. In response to your question about guys' holding abilities, I am 17 and feel that I have about average holding ability. When I first get the urge to pee, I can usually hold it for awhile, though I will almost always have to fidget in some form to do so. However, when it gets to the point where I have a constant urge and am really fidgety, I'm usually on the verge of squirting into my pants before too long. So if we were to speak in terms of numbers, if I were to pee and a given point, and having normal amounts of drinks, I could probably hold it about 6-7 hours before really needing to pee bad again. However, this can vary a couple hours either way.
To Eric - To answer your question, my dad did not notice that i was wetting my pants at first. This was mostly due to the fact that they were of the baggy type that most guys my age wear, so wet spots did not show up right away. However, by the time we reached the rest stop, I had peed quite a bit into them, and when i came out, there was a sizable wet spot on them. When i got back in the car, my dad asked if I had made it. Even though he hadn't seen the wet spot yet, he would when i moved my hands from in front of my pants, so I just said that I went a little in my pants. He asked to see so i showed him. He was disappointed in my peeing my pants at 15 years old, but I told him I just couldn't hold it any longer and at least I didn't totally flood my pants. He's the type of person that does not accept peeing pants under any circumstance, but I think it's a pretty cool thing to do when the time is right!
A brief comment: I'm the type of person that hates to pee in a toilet when it makes a loud noise hitting the water. So I usually flush the toilet to drown out the noise of my peeing. The problem is when I had to piss bad enough that I'm still peeing when the toilet finishes flushing, or if it's one of those ridiculously fast flushers, it still makes a noise. I dont know why, but I just dont like having my pee make noise. Anybody else feel this way?
-wetguy
Biker Trash
Mornin'
I'm over this daring shit story I mentioned last post. It was more of a personal mission at the time. Short story shorter, I got extremely stoned and a little drunk and slit the seam in my baggiest jeans (the baggier the jeans, the better hidden the lack of seam) then went to a mall of some sort in the Kansas City area and shit inconspicuously in the waterfountain in the center. There were maybe 150 people around between the 2 floors. Apparently, someone noticed and called security, so I had to run out. I actually got chased off, can ya'll believe that?
Alexa: Where's your post been the last couple of days? I see that you like to be an asshole with your shit, too. (pun intented) Your'e my kind of people.
PRG: I believe that you've made the most mention of movie scenes. Nobody's mentioned Leaving Las Vegas or Eyes Wide Shut, both of which have kinda decent pee scenes. There's also Trainspotting, with to references to shitting-one where the lead character shits out his heroin, then has to go swimming for it in the toilet lines and one where one dude is coming down off the junk and shits the bed. This last scene is almolst sick, but rather funny nonetheless.
wetguy
To Scarlet - Glad you like my stories. In response to your question about guys' holding abilities, I am 17 and feel that I have about average holding ability. When I first get the urge to pee, I can usually hold it for awhile, though I will almost always have to fidget in some form to do so. However, when it gets to the point where I have a constant urge and am really fidgety, I'm usually on the verge of squirting into my pants before too long. So if we were to speak in terms of numbers, if I were to pee and a given point, and having normal amounts of drinks, I could probably hold it about 6-7 hours before really needing to pee bad again. However, this can vary a couple hours either way.
To Eric - To answer your question, my dad did not notice that i was wetting my pants at first. This was mostly due to the fact that they were of the baggy type that most guys my age wear, so wet spots did not show up right away. However, by the time we reached the rest stop, I had peed quite a bit into them, and when i came out, there was a sizable wet spot on them. When i got back in the car, my dad asked if I had made it. Even though he hadn't seen the wet spot yet, he would when i moved my hands from in front of my pants, so I just said that I went a little in my pants. He asked to see so i showed him. He was disappointed in my peeing my pants at 15 years old, but I told him I just couldn't hold it any longer and at least I didn't totally flood my pants. He's the type of person that does not accept peeing pants under any circumstance, but I think it's a pretty cool thing to do when the time is right!
A brief comment: I'm the type of person that hates to pee in a toilet when it makes a loud noise hitting the water. So I usually flush the toilet to drown out the noise of my peeing. The problem is when I had to piss bad enough that I'm still peeing when the toilet finishes flushing, or if it's one of those ridiculously fast flushers, it still makes a noise. I dont know why, but I just dont like having my pee make noise. Anybody else feel this way?
-wetguy
Kansas Dude
I have a few questions if ya'll don't mind. I mentioned I'm a journalist doing studies on restroom habits for a personal, freelance project and I want to dip in on private habits for a minute. I nedd ya'lls help.
1) What is your favorite, folded or wadded paper? (54% of the united states prefers folded.)
2) Where is your favorite place to go, inside or out? If outside, then where at?
3) Do you make special preparations for ther experience, i.e., how many people make specific plans to relieve themselves in a new and strange location?
4) Do you prefer to be watched over being alone, and vice versa?
5) Finally, do you even care where you are at, as long as you get emptied?
That's all, folks. There's a couple of you for sure that I'd like to hear from, though I don't know enuogh of ya'll yet to ask personally for you. I just remember your stories.
Adios!
Traveling Guy
At work yesterday, a guy who always kids around with everyone tried to squeeze through a narrow spot at the same time a girl who is also a big joker was going the other way. "Be careful," she warned the guy laughingly. "I haven't pooped in three days." Funny thing, as she said that, she glanced over at me. That girl and I kid around all the time, too, and I'm contemplating saying something like, "Hey, did you get your system going again?" next time I see her, just to see her reaction. Maybe a mutual interest? You never know. Stay tuned.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Many of you here live outside the US, I know, but we can all relate to being thankful, wherever we are. And for those who eat a big holiday meal, like Punk Rock Girl plans to do, please share the "outcome" with us here. I'll see if I can top the long, coiled up, 18-incher I did this morning. Take care!
chris
I met a great looking girl on holiday in1997 in spain...she went on to a balcony one evening and produced the most elegant shit i've ever seen, what an experience???
Bryian
To Punk Rock Girl: That bathroom sounds totally unsanitary...LOL about using steel wool to wipe your butt...bet that would hurt. Have a happy thanksgiving too..cool story...intresting about setting up a video cam and watching it come out...some of my net friends do that.
To Jeanine: Intresting story...i usally sit there and think...you can really think when your pooping.
To desperate to poop: Intresting about seeing that girl pooping..and where did you see that video? on the net?
To unnamed poster: About pooping in your b/f's trash can...LOL did he break up with you cause of that?
To Mac: Enjoyed your story
To Astute Observer: Intresting about that movie..sounds cool.
To Kansas Dude: Did any one see you poop? or did any one find your poop?
To Chris: Intresting situation....that guy is probably curious about your poop and is turned on..i know i get like that.
To on the run: Any one see you poop at that party?
To Georgia Boi: Cool experience at the football game..how old are you?
To PV: That sounds like a nice bathroom..did you enjoy that back then? That doll sounds intresting..what color was it when the doll deposits it back in the potty? is this in the usa?
To mike of md: 1. N/A 2. Never 3. Never 4. N/A 5. Yes 6. Yes i have 7. No
To London Goth MC: Intresting story.
To Courtney: liked your story...i pooped my pants before too and had diahreaha. Did you get caught?
To Scarlet: I can probably hold for 8 hours..when you sleep your holding about 8 hours.
To Kyle: Liked your story...LOL about the curtains falling down and exposing your self to every one. were you embarssed? i think i rather been seen there then shit my self.
To Cousin: Sounds like a cool movie.
To unnamed poster: About you and your g/f using the outhouse at camp..enjoyed your story.
To Eric: I see about your roomie..thats ok, i understand..to tell u the truth i forgot what i had asked you...lol...i might check back to refresh my memory.
To Kyle: Liked hearing about your accident..did any one catch you? or see you?
To eric cartman: I liked your story..were you peeing or pooping in that porto pottie?
To Billy: liked your story about you and your grandma pooping at the sand dunes..cool...did you poop big?
To Kendal: Thanks for liking that story...that was only a dream i had..in the dream im pretty sure he had injested the string(maybe by eating poutry cause sometimes they use string with that).
Have a happy thanksgiving every one in the usa...bet ya can't wait for those after thanksgiving dumps!
MUSK
Yesterday at work, I was talking to a work colleague in the toilet while he was drying his hands and I was waiting by the door for him. While we were talking, a plain middle man came into the toilet and went into one of the cubicles. As my colleague had done drying his hands and began to make his way over to the door, the man in the cubicle started letting out some really loud farts. When we got out of the toilet, my colleague said:"He's really going for it" and we both began laughing.jim
the other day i ran to the bathroom at school and i had to pee really bad and the bathrooms were around a corner once you go in the door and i slipped and fell on my side, i started peeing my pants. i stopped it and got up real quick and went in the stall, i looked at my pants and they were wet right in front, i finished going and came out i tried to dry off the pee but it wouldnt dry. so i went to class, everyone was reading so no one noticed i wet my self. when class was over the teacher told me to wait a minute and i stood by her desk as everyone let. then she asked me about my homework, and thats when she saw my wet spot. she asked if i had an accident and i said just a little one. she said go to the nurse. i went to the nurse and all she had were little kid shorts, one of them barely fit me, i put them on and everyone laughed at my shorts, at least they didnt know what i did in my pants. well gotta go. bywetguy
To Scarlet - Glad you like my stories. In response to your question about guys' holding abilities, I am 17 and feel that I have about average holding ability. When I first get the urge to pee, I can usually hold it for awhile, though I will almost always have to fidget in some form to do so. However, when it gets to the point where I have a constant urge and am really fidgety, I'm usually on the verge of squirting into my pants before too long. So if we were to speak in terms of numbers, if I were to pee and a given point, and having normal amounts of drinks, I could probably hold it about 6-7 hours before really needing to pee bad again. However, this can vary a couple hours either way.
To Eric - To answer your question, my dad did not notice that i was wetting my pants at first. This was mostly due to the fact that they were of the baggy type that most guys my age wear, so wet spots did not show up right away. However, by the time we reached the rest stop, I had peed quite a bit into them, and when i came out, there was a sizable wet spot on them. When i got back in the car, my dad asked if I had made it. Even though he hadn't seen the wet spot yet, he would when i moved my hands from in front of my pants, so I just said that I went a little in my pants. He asked to see so i showed him. He was disappointed in my peeing my pants at 15 years old, but I told him I just couldn't hold it any longer and at least I didn't totally flood my pants. He's the type of person that does not accept peeing pants under any circumstance, but I think it's a pretty cool thing to do when the time is right!
A brief comment: I'm the type of person that hates to pee in a toilet when it makes a loud noise hitting the water. So I usually flush the toilet to drown out the noise of my peeing. The problem is when I had to piss bad enough that I'm still peeing when the toilet finishes flushing, or if it's one of those ridiculously fast flushers, it still makes a noise. I dont know why, but I just dont like having my pee make noise. Anybody else feel this way?
-wetguy
Tuesday, November 26, 2002
anyone have emabarrasing toilet stories...like did you fart alot or something...I like to hear!