Emily in NYC
Matt in DC: Hello. I don't remember when my first post was. A few months ago, I guess. What makes you think I'm Jewish? Actually, I'm not really anything. Raised Catholic, but not practicing. I'll have to review my posts and figure out what I said that was Jewish-ish!
I had some nasty diarrhea over the weekend. Luckily I was home all day on Saturday and was by myself. I had to run to the bathroom five times over the course of the day. I'm not sure why. Maybe a bug. It was pretty bad, though. Really chunky and slimy. Yuck.
Luckily, I had plenty of TP, so I didn't wind up in one of Punk Rock Girl's many dirty bottom predicaments! ;)Emily of NYC
Someone's stolen my name AND my home city!
Well, she's Emily in NYC and I'm Emily OF NYC. I've got a really cool story to tell you guys. MY bat mitzvah was last saturday. I had really a great time there, including taking a huge dump in the middle of my party. Anyhow, on Wednesdays, I take piano lessons for 45 minutes, and right in the middle of it, while I was playing a piece by Bach, I had to go take a dump. I stopped in the middle of it and asked my teacher where the bathroom was - I take my lessons in her house on the West Side. (It's really far from my house, but My parents insist that I become a musician.) I'm a pretty good pianist by the way, but not Juilliard caliber. My teacher said they were across from her bedroom. I kindly said thank you and went inside. I sat on the toilet and first released an extremely long and loud fart- I hope my teacher didn't hear! I hadn't taken a really long and huge satisfying dump in about 3 days. Well, I knew this would definitely make up for it. I dumped a lot! of semi-soft poop into the toilet, for about 30 seconds straight, which covered the whole top of the toilet. However, I knew I wasn't done after that, and I probably wouldn't be for a while. I just squeezed a minimal amount and effortlessly a really long dump, about a foot long came out, and then without any effort, after that log fell in, without any pushing another log just as long, maybe even longer came out. I took a roll of toilet paper, thinking for sure I was done, but I dropped it quickly as I sprayed diarrhea around the whole toiletbowl for about 10 seconds. For the grand finale, I dumped out another log around 12". I sure had a lot of wiping to do. I took one look at the massive load of poop I had just done. Three foot long logs, a huge load of mushy poop, and some brown liquidy manure around the sides of the bowl. I used up all the toilet paper on my poor piano teacher's rack! It took about 4 flushes to get it all down. There were skid marks all over th! e toiletbowl. I returned to my lesson feeling about 10 pounds lighter. MY teacher told me I had been in the bathroom for about 10 minutes, and asked if I was feeling all right. I hate it when people ask that question. It just embarasses me.
All my love - Em
P.S. - Matt my last post was around page 1027SeXy gIrL
Hey everyone! It's me again, and I have a little survey. It's about wiping.....please males and females take it.....
1. About how many wipes do you do after you poop?
2. Have you ever got the toilet paper caught in your butt crack?
3. Have you ever only needed to wipe once?
4. What was the most amount of wipes you ever had to go?
5. Do you wipe after you pee?
6. If you were in the woods pooping, and you had nothing to wipe with, what would you use?
7. Do you ever wet the paper before wiping?
Thanks everyone...hope ya'll take it!
Not much to report, except that today, I just pooped. I pulled my pink thong down to my ankles, and sat down. I peed first, then pushed out 1 thick piece of poop. Maybe 5" inches. Two more little pieces, and I was done. The first wipe for some reason was terribly messy, but the next two were clean. It barely smelled! Bye for now......
Bridget
Carmalita- First of all I'm sorry to hear of your seperation from Jake. I hope you will eventually work things out... In the meantime, I really enjoyed reading about your friend Joanne's great dump. I can't believe you refused to push her ????... LOL! I definitely would have helped her to pinch off that massive turd. It sounds like it was an amazing one... I also like how she massaged your neck and back when it was your turn to poop...
I must agree with you that a turd can be a beautiful creation in its own way, especially when it's nicely formed and unbroken.
Husband Helped Me Poop- It's great how your husband assisted you while you pooped....
Eric- Yeah it's a shame that Bianca's site and the "Daily Dump" had to be ruined by spammers and vulgar trouble makers. Back in the days, they used to be great poop discussion outlets...
IndianaMAN
Keli-
The reason that your shit is greenish is because there is an excess of bile which is produced in the gall bladder. This is nothing to be concerned with. Most likely, it has nothing to do with anything you ate or are eating. Hope this helped.
Ashley
I’m new here but I have been reading the posts and I have 2 questions I hope someone can answer. I get real constipated sometimes like this past weekend. Anyway, Sunday I felt my poo wanted to come out so I sat on the toilet and did my usual pee. Slowly I felt my butt start to open and I could tell its nose was beginning to peek out. By now I was beginning to cramp up and that made it keep coming out but it was sooooo thick and hard it began to hurt real bad. But then my cramps went away a bit and it stopped coming out any more and it just hung there. Anyway, to cut a long story short it did start to come out again very very slowly and after about 10 minutes it finally fell into the toilet without even a splash. But when I went to wipe my butt I could feel like my hole was still wide open, but I knew I didn’t have any more poo wanting to come out. So my 2 questions are. Has anyone else felt their hole was still wide open after their poo had come out? And does anyone ! else have their poo stop half way and just hang for a long time? Hope someone else has had this happen.trekkie
Wet and Worried: the same thing’s happened to plenty of people before, even as adults. If it happened once several years ago and once now, just isolated incidents, I don’t think there’s much to worry about. Now, if it was every night, or every week, or something like that, it might be time to seek medical attention.
River: I’m with you, we need more pee stories. I’d love to hear more of yours.
CARA
To ALL the girls:
1)which type of underwear do you find that you tend to get more skid marks?
a)Thong/G-string
b)Panties
Any theories why??
2)Which do you prefer to wear if caught in a desperate situation
a) pantyhose(tights) and why?
b)Stockings and why?
c)anything else? why?
3)Does anyone ever poke a finger up their asshole to see how close they are to pooping?
4)Has anyone ever worn pantyhose (tights) without panties and then had an accident? did the pantyhose keep it all in or did it leak down the legs??
5)Has anyone ever pushed a piece of soap up their ass to help them poop, if so how long was the piece??
Thanks for your time in answering my survey, its only short so please respond! Thanks XXXCurious Dude
SeXy gIrL: I loved your post! A lot of people might think "ah, we didn't need to know that." A lot of other guys probably enjoyed your post. I would love to hear more stories like this. Very descriptive.Dreamer
TO: All female pissers and poopers out there
Have a seat on my survey
1)Have you attempted to measure the capacity of you bladder by ignoring your urge to pee? If yes,by how long?
2)If you squatt abve the toilet instead of sitting unto it, which do you prefer?
a) Remove my footwear as I go above the seat
b) I go with my shoes above the toilet
3)While in your pooping session(aside form concentrating on you load), what do you do?
a)Read books and other likes while shitting
b)Puffing cigars
c)Looking beneath the opening to view my load all of the session
d)others (Please state)
Thank you of sitting here.
Jeff
Hello. I have a very unpleasant experience from my childhood and this seems like the place to share it.
In junior high, I avoided using the boys rooms to do anything other than pee. But if I really, really needed to take a crap, I would. The stalls had no doors, and were barely even stalls, just formica barriers that came out a little further than the actual toilet, so your legs would stick out.
Anyway, this one day I really had to take a shit, so I went into the boys room during study hall. I went in, and noticed that there were a group of bad kids smoking in the corner. I almost turned around a walked out, but decided not to let them intimidate me.
I went to the toilet closest to the door, because it was furthest from them. I unzipped my jeans and pushed them and my underpants down just past my butt and sat down. I farted a couple of times, then started shitting. As I feared, the four guys in the corner all came over to the stall and stood around me. One of them said, "Taking a shit, huh?" I said, yeah. He asked if I had any money. I said no, but I had a few dollars for lunch.
I had a piece of shit hanging out of my ass, and the guys grabbed me and picked me up off the toilet. The shit got squished between my butt cheeks. Two of the guys held my arms, and the other two pulled my jeans down and off over my sneakers. I tried to get free, but they were all bigger than me.
They turned the pockets out in my jeans and took all my money (like three or four dollars) and threw my wallet in one of the toilets. Then the "leader" walked behind me. My underpants were still down below my butt, and I guess he could see the poop stuck between my ass cheeks. He grabbed my underwear and pulled it up, giving me a wedgie, squishing the shit even further, and messing up my underpants.
They kept threatening to beat me up, but they didn't. Finally, they warned me not to tell anyone about what they did and left the bathroom--with my pants! So I was standing there with dirty underpants and no pants. I peeked out the door and saw that they had thrown my pants on top of the lockers across from the bathroom. I was too nervous to run the ten feet to my pants and back to the bathroom. Finally, I ran into the hall, grabbed my pants and ran back in the bathroom.
Because there was no stalls, I had no privacy at all to get cleaned up. Very quickly, I pulled off my underpants (they looked like I had shit myself in them) and thre them in the trash. Then I quickly pulled my jeans on, and sat back down on the toilet. It took me forever to wipe my ass, almost a whole roll of toilet paper. Just as I was finishing, the bell rang and a bunch of guys came in the bathroom. When they saw me on the toilet, they looked at me like they were grossed out, like they never shit!
Anyway, I flushed the toilet, pulled up my pants and washed my hands. I told the librarian, who ran the study hall, that I had diarrhea, and that was what took me so long. She said okay.
I had a lot of run ins with those guys, especially the leader over the next few years, until one day in tenth grade, after having had a growth spurt, I put him in the hospital with two broken ribs, a black eye, dislocated jaw and broken nose. I guess we all have our breaking point. After that, he was scared of me, but, amazingly, after graduation, he and I slowly became friends, and still are this day. How's that for a turn around?
Traveling Guy
Hey, PRG, it's all right. I can imagine how you felt, but it's not such a big deal. As consolation, here's a quote from one of your past posts: "Geez, people, it's only poop!"
This isn't quite the same, but PRG's story reminds me of when I had a summertime job as a teenager, caring for the lawns and gardens at this huge, old castle of a home that had been converted to a convent. The carriage house alone was bigger than many large houses. The original owner was a wealthy Scot who obviously spent a whole lot of the fortune he brought to the US to build this place. Of course, as a guy (and a non-nun!), I couldn't just wonder around and use any bathroom I wanted. Workers like me used the hughest half-bath I've ever seen, on the ground floor. The sink had really fancy faucets and the toilet was one of those 19th century jobs, with a square, wooden seat sculpted for the user's legs. The bowl had a carved design and it was flushed by a high tank with chain. (I suppose they had remodeled the other baths, but this one was definitely an original.)
Usually, only one other guy, an older man, and I did this work. One day, though, the nuns invited a bunch of 8th graders from a school where they taught to help out on the grounds. At one point, a girl I thought was really cute said she had to use the bathroom. One of the nuns directed her to the workers' bath. She was gone for maybe ten minutes. It was a hot day and I'd been drinking lots of lemonade, so pretty soon after that, I had to pee. When I got to the classic john, I found it full of poop. I mean *really* full. That girl had evidently taken a super dump, several, big pieces worth. From the way the TP was shredded in the water, it loooked like she'd tried to flush it but it wouldn't go down. I wasn't going to add to the problem, so I snuck outside around the back and peed behind some trees and bushes.
I knew someone would need to use that toilet sooner or later, so I found one of the nuns in charge and told her about the problem. She gave me a look like the teacher she also was, as if to say, "Oh, c'mon, we all have to go. You don't have to say that you *found* it that way." But I let it go. No point in arguing whose load it was. The older man got a plunger and headed off to fix things up. As for the girl, I guess she thought it was her secret.
Jay
1. Were you ever as a child given permission by anyone to go in your pants? no
2. Have you ever as a child went in your pants on purpose as part of a game? (Truth or Dare, Hold it Contest, Playing as the baby or small child while playing house house, etc.) no
3. Have you ever as a child went in their pants on accident because you didn't want to stop doing whatever you were doing? yes
4. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while you were sick? no
5. Have you ever as a child went in your pants either on accident or on purpose while in the hospital? no
6. Have you ever as a child went in your pants out of fear? no
7. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were locked in a room with no bathroom or locked out of the bathroom? no but there were a few close calls
8. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling in a car? no but my older brother and his friend didn't like to tell my mom that they had to go. so when they really really really had to go they said we have to go NOW. my mom said there wasn't a bathroom for a hour. my mom had one of my dippers and told them to go in the dipper if they had to go that bed.
9. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while traveling on an airplane? no
10. Have you ever as a child went in your pants rather than use a public toilet? no but i went in the woods
11. Have you ever as a child pooped in your bathing suit either by accident or on purpose? no but i pulled them down and went in the water
12. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were physically unable? (Broken leg, physical handicap, etc.) no
13. Have you ever as a child gone in your pants because you were unable to get undessed quickly enough? yes
14. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you weren't allowed to go? a few squirts
15. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in defiance? (Just to be a pain in the butt.) no
16. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because there were no toilets available or because the toilet was broken? no
17. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while at the movie theater rather than miss the movie? no
18. Have you ever as a child went in your pants because you were too tired/lazy to get out of bed? yes
19. Have you ever as a child went in your pants while on stage performing or any other time while a large crowd was focused on you? no
20. Have you ever as a child went in your pants in front of your friends during a sleepover or party? yes
21. Did anyone go in their pants while reading this list because it took them so long to get through all the questions that they couldn't hold it any longer? no
JaLe
Today after work I went to local mall do some shoppings. I started feel need to pee so I headed for nearest ladies room. Just a few steps ahead of me pretty young woman (about 18-20) walked in ladies room also. There were three stalls and all of them were occupied. Girl looked me quickly. I must seen her before but just can't remember where. Girl must know me because she smiled kindly and said shyly hello to me. Then I remembered her. I used to have lunch occasionally in nearby restaurant and this girl worked there as waitress. Very soon older lady came out from farthest stall and girl took her place. Almost immediately middle stall vacated and I entered there. Someone was unrolling toilet paper in first stall. Girl was already peeing as I settled my butt on the pan. We both peed a good, long stream of pee. I didn't need to poop (I had my regular poop session at work) but I sat and listened hoping that girl was going to poop. She has been quiet since she finished pee. She br! oke the silence by letting out two muffled farts. I heard a quiet moan "ahhhh". It was difficult to interpret was it some kind sigh of relief or result of exertion. I leaned forward and looked under partition wall. Legs were slightly apart and her heels were off the floor. Suddenly I heard a tame plop. Then girl raised her heels even higher and more turds fell into water. I heard four plops in a row just witihin 2-3 seconds of each other. All plops were more or less faint so turds must been pretty small ones. There was about 30 seconds completely silence in her stall. Then girl shuffled her foots a bit closer to toilet. She moaned softly "unnnhhh, nnhhh" and let out a sputtering fart. Poop started coming out. I could hear it clearly. It sounded soft and smooth. Log must broke off because right after a loud splash crackling sound started again. It lasted some 5 seconds and it ended up nice splash. Then nothing happened for a while. I was still peeping under the wall. Girl ha! s put her heels back on the floor but she went up on her tip toes again. I heard a quick plop, girl puffed silently and another tiny plop was heard. Then show was over. She grabbed toilet paper in her hands and started wiping. I wiped also and flushed. As I came out two ladies rushed in. Both went directly in vancant stalls. As I left I heard flushing from girl's stall.
Monday, March 03, 2003
Breanna
Hey yall. Sorry I haven't been posting but I'm working on a website and it's taking up most of my free time. I just had to tell about my last dump though-it was awesome. I just started my cycle Tuesday and I bloat a little right before and during my period....and I cramp too. All three combined usually make for some pretty nice poop sessions. Anywho Tuesday night my belly started to hurt a little and I kept farting so I knew I'd have to go sit on my toilet soon. After about an hour of passing some rank gas I finally got up and went to the bathroom. I pulled down my dark blue Gap jeans and my baby blue thong and sat down. I peed for about 15 seconds and then there was a pause....and then the poop started slowly coming out. I could tell it was a relatively big piece because my asshole was strecthing and I could also hear it crackling really loud as it slid out. It seemed like it took forever to actually get out all the way. After I got to the end of it though it didn't drop ri! ght away-it just hung there for a good 5 seconds and then schloped into the toilet. I pushed out one more tiny piece (really soft too) and I was finished. I had to wipe at least 3 or 4 times and the smell was funny-it was almost sweet but you could tell it was a poop stench. When I stood up I looked into the toilet and saw a long piece of light brown poop...it looked like it had cracks in it and it was about 8 inches long and 3 inches thick. I couldn't tell which end actually came out of my ass first though-it was tapered at both ends. Pretty interesting. The second poop was just a tiny ball but really soft-it was sitting on top of the bigger poop. I felt much better afterwards. Since I am working online now hopefully i'll have more time to post my stories. I really like Alexa's and Annie and Robbie's. Take care everyone. Breannawetguy
To Bryian - No, actually it was my basement that I pee in, not my friend's, and no, no one found it. In fact, i think it was mostly dry by the time we went back upstairs.
To Eric in Chicago - Liked your stories. I'm 17/m now, and when i have to piss outside, I do at least try to find some cover and a bush or tree to pee on. I'm sure if i were desperate enough though, I'd go wherever I could!
-wetguy
Althea
Girl from DC: Kids can be cruel. It is their nature. I discourage that among my schoolchildren. I now teach. I do not deny any child the use of a toilet. I know many of my female clasmates had to make #2 at school and I found them in the girls toilet almost everyday. So, I know they were in dire straits.Bridget
Hey, great overhead pic of the girl on the toilet while there's another girl in the shower...
This post is to ask a question to all the females on the board about whether or not they notice a difference in the frequency and consistency of their bowel movements during their menstrual cycle as opposed to the rest of the month... I've noticed that I tend to poop a lot more when I have my period. While I can usually go a couple of days without pooping, I can easily poop once or even twice daily during my period... I will also be able to produce more turds than usual and the turds will always be softer, longer and lighter in color. So, I was just curious if other women here have noticed a similar pattern...
SeXy gIrL
Hello to everyone! I have been reading this a while now and I want to contribute. I'm an 16 year old girl, 5'6", 119 lbs. I really enjoy pooping. I am in high school, and here's we go.....
On Friday, I came home from school at about 3:15. I came in and had a snack. I had been feeling the urge to poop throughout the day, and now was a good time to get it all out. I went to the bathroom and closed the door. I pulled down my jeans and black underwear, and sat my butt on the toilet. After about 2 minutes of just sitting there, I gave a little push. I began to pee a nice clear stream. That lasted for about 30 seconds, as the last few drips dozed off. I felt that my bladder was empty, but I still had to poop. I then farted. That told me I had alot of poop up there lol. I farted softly, which was followed by a splash. I dropped 2 more pieces, which came out quickly. I sit with my legs together, so I spread them apart. I saw one piece about 6" inches long, and the other 2 5" inches long. I still felt one more piece up there. I pushed really hard, and started peeing a little. I gripped the seat and pushed harder. After about a minute of pushing, ! a piece about 3" inches plopped into the water. I had a huge pile. I tore off some paper and wiped up and down my butt 4 times. Then, a quick touch to my front part and I was outta there. I hope to have more soon....bye everyone
shit girl
im sitting here on the phone with my best friend and i have to sit SO bad i dont think i can take it anymore! I havnt gone i 3 days, and im shaking and rocking back and forth, she wont let me get off the phone! im thinking I should just shit right here in my pants, if I dont its gonn happen anyway!!!!
Keli
I poop every day, once a day in the morning when I get up. Normally my poop is a nice brown color, but for the last week it has had a dark greenish tinge to it. The only thing I've been eating that's a little different than normal is left over birthday cake from a birthday party (it was a gigantic cake and we had a lot of leftovers). It's a white cake with white icing, but it also has blue icing from where the words were written on the cake and there were like flower decorations. I think come of the cake may have had red on it as well. Do you think this would make my poop look greenish?
One other question. Has anyone ever heard a famous person on TV fart or have a poop emergency during a live interview or TV show?RP
Bryian: Which Contry Are You From?
Punk Rock Girl
Glad so many of you liked my unflushable toilet story.
Adrian: Yeah, I know it's silly. But it's just about the only thing I'm self-conscious about when it comes to my body or its functions. I don't know why. I personally, do not enjoy the sight of shit. Just like I don't enjoy the sight of vomit. I don't like seeing anyone else's shit, not even my own. So therefore, I don't like other people seeing mine either. It's irrational and stupid, which is why I can't get over it!
I fell asleep on the toilet last night! I've been falling asleep early lately, I don't know why. Sitting on the couch, watching TV, I'm lucky if I make it to ten o'clock! I went in the bathroom to take a dump. It was a nice, big, relaxing dump and I dozed off in the middle of it. I woke up a little while leter with my boyfriend shaking my shoulder. It was funny. I wiped my ass, flushed and went to bed.
Not much else happening! Happy shitting, everyone!
Peace.
PRGJay
1. How many times have you dropped poop on the bathroom floor instead of the toilet? Never
2. Have you ever seen your parents in the bathroom on the toilet pooping and pissing? yes
3. To the men have ever used a womens restroom? yes the men's was locked
4. To the women have you ever used a mens restroom? N/A
5. To men do you flush the urinal after using it? No
6. To women do you flush the toilet after pissing in it? N/a
7. Have you ever pissed on the floor inthe bathroom? Never but i have pissed in a trash can
8. Do you always wipe? after pooping
9. Have you ever left the toilet seat up in a public restroom? yesJay
This is a story about a time when i was in Fourth grade. At my school the class goes Camping at the begining and the end. K-3 grade camp and 4th graders go backpaking first then canoeing and the 5th graders go backpacing twice. well this time we went conoeing where we camped had a pit toilet. it was the third night and i HAD to take a dump ( i hadn't takin' one the whole time we were there and i am an adverage pooper about once a day.) So i got up from the campfire to take a dump. i when in the bathroom. the toiet had files buzzings all around so i didn't take a dump there. i when out on the trail (with TP) away from camp so i could take a dump somewhere else. since i had to go so badly i didn't the think to go in the woods away from the trail. there wasn't anyone there. now before i go any farther i half to tell you that the girl i liked was down the trail by the lake with her DAD. about 5 mins. away. now back to the story. the log started to come out before i got my pants! down. the log just kept coming and coming. finaly it stoped and droped to the ground. then came 3 more 1/2 the size but 4x as thick (Which made it about 4" in diameter!). finaly when t i was done i wiped like 5 or 6 times before i was clean. when i shit i also pee. so i went pee right on top of the shit and TP. pulled up my pants and looked at what i just created. then i haeded beck to the bathroom (to put the TP back). then i headed back to camp. i told no one about when i got back.
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this is a story about when i was in the fifth grade. like you read before the fifth graders go backpacking. were we go backpacing there is no bathroom. well on the third day we were there we when up to a swiming hole UP stream from camp. right before lunch i got a HUGE urge to shit. i heard that were you when to the bathroom you had to dig your own hole. once you got like 1/2 down you came across some burried shit and you had you ask the teacher. i am a shamful shiter so i didn't want to go ask the teacher for the trowel and TP. so i had to come up with a plan and fast the turtle haed was a pokin'. so i came up with an idea to shit in the water. i pulled down the back of my swim suit just an off so i could go. started to push. but my friend saw my pants down (there was no poop out yet but it was coming out and fast). he said pull your pants up. so i did. the poop still on its way. he left to go play i the other boys. so i pulled my pants down the log was already 3" out. ! i push and it just came out. it was about 6" long and 3" in diameter. i know this because it flowed on top of the water. (i was also at the up stream bondray.) so it started to flow down stream. i don't think anyone saw it. now as you read above i piss when i shit so i started to piss right there in the water. i pulled my pants up and continud to play. and it was all over. as for not whiping i tink the water cleaned by butt because there were no skid marks when we got back.
Till next time,
JAY
Courtney
Bryian: I am also on the east coast and noticed after I've shoveled snow or done any kind of strenuous workout that I do have the urge to poop. As a matter of fact I was shoveling my car out yesterday after the storm and then went inside to take a nice, long healthy dump before work.
Everyone: I'm new to this site but have been reading all of your awesome posts for a couple of weeks now so I decided to start posting.
With all the snow we've been having, I've had lots of time to stay in and explore the web and that is how I came across this cool site!!!!
I'll post again soon....I feel that urge for a long, healthy dump......I'll grab a magazine and savor it!!!!
Good Night ....Courtney