Danielle
Last month, I took my most interesting dump - in the river that flows by my backyard! Here are the details:
I was having fun with a group of friends in the yard when I got a sudden, strong urge to take a dump. It was so strong I thought I couldn't make it to the bathroom without an accident. So I told my friends that I wanted to enjoy things alone for 20 minutes, and they went indoors.
So I continued towards the dock, went to the edge, pulled down my pants and squatted. I was unaware that my cousin was across from the river watching - he yelled, "Dani, what are you doing?" I didn't respond. Instead, I pushed out a 16" log that made a big splash into the river. He said, "Gee, is this a dream, or is my cousin really pooping into the river?" Of course, by this time, the log had already flowed away with the river. I turned around and realized that my cousin had disappeared. So I continued dumping, pushing out an additional two 8" pieces and four 4" pieces. Of course, they all flowed away. By the time I was finished, My cousin had walked in front of me. "Did you have a nice time pooping?" I replied that it was ok. He gave me some tissues for me to wipe.
After I finished wiping and lifting my pants, I told him to keep this story closed to any third person. He agreed, and I continued to enjoy myself.Sara C
Lately I've been just shitting out hard, little turds so I really don't have anything new and interesting to tell you about, so I'm just gonna tell you an older story of mine, from 2 years ago.
I was on a long road trip and we decided to stop at rest stop. It was one of those food/gas/toilet type deals. I hadn't crapped in 3 days but I didn't real feel anything at the time. I was hungry so I ate a hamburger and fries and after that I was feeling kind of full and that reallly got things moving for me. I had a good strong urge to poop so I decided to visit the toilets next.
In the restroom there were about 8 stalls along the wall and since this was a very bury reststop, all of them had very long lines except one: a doorless stall. No one was using that one. But I figured no problem, I'll just wait in line here until it's my turn. It was taking forever, though.
But you see, I have a history of having a rather short attention span and I didn't want to keep everyone waiting at the car cause I said I was gonna be right back so I had a crazy idea. I was feeling very adventurous. I decided I was going to poop in that doorless stall. I remeber that feeling of excitement that raced through me as I approached it.
I got in the stall and pulled my jeans and then my underwear down to my knees and sat down on the toilet. The seat was nice and clean. Most people in there just kind of tried not to look but I could tell that a few were watching me, heh heh. It was really kind of exciting.
So I first peed a steady stream for a little while. After that I could feel a turd start to emerge, so I gave it a push and a fat turd came out an fell into the toilet with a loud splash. A less thick but much longer turd started coming out. I crapped at least 8 inches before it broke off and then several more inches continued to come out and then fell into the toilet with a floomp. I was done.
I did all that post-dump stuff and left feeling much better. I also noticed someone else takind a seat on that toilet after me. Looks like I reallly started something there.
Punk Rock Girl - I with you on the whole cellphone issue. I thinks it's real pompous and in considerate the way people carry them around everywhere. It's like they're trying to say, "look at me! I got a cell phone. Where's yours?" It wouldn't be so bad if they would turn them off in movie theatres, schools and so on but usually don't even do that. I have one but I can't really remeber the last time I used it. I keep it in the car incase it breaks down or something and I need to call someone for that. Other than that it's useless. And congrats on crapping in that boiler room.
Duchess
Punk Rock Girl:
I don't think cell phones make people rude. I think it just shows us who the rude people are.
It is ironic that you would post this message shortly after the 30 year anniversary of the cellphone (April 6).
I do carry my cell phone everywhere I go because it also serves as my house phone. But I try to remember to turn it off at the movies, church, and other places like that. And I try not to scream at the top of my lungs while I am talking on it in public.
I guess I should also say something about pooping or peeing, since it is that kind of forum. I am 21 weeks pregnant, so many times women have problems with their bladder and constipation, but I just have some mild constipation. My bladder improved when I did Kegal exercises. Sorry it is not more exciting than that (well, actually I am glad).
BeachNut
To Libby: What made ya so mortified about peeing in the snow? Oh, so the time you went outside was in your pants and then you gave yourself a hose job. Guess that works. LOL. That's interesting that you mentioned you used to get yelled at for peeing in the driveway. Perhaps this is why more girls don't like to go outside as much as guys...they're discouraged from it when young.
To whoever posted the "who has interesting pee stories," check some of the previous pages. I posted several pee and shit stories and not all of them showed up on the page yesterday but they're there now. Think I posted one about a group pee at summer camp, maybe others.
To Amy: Thanks for taking my survey. I liked your responses :) To anyone who might care, I'm male, 22, caucasian, medium-dark brown hair, hazel eyes, 5 foot 9, and I live in eastern North Carolina, in the United States. Very much straight, have never wavered and never plan on going "the other way." Have a girlfriend that I love very much (sorry to all you's gals!) and we plan on doing some serious camping this summer! Can't wait to relate our piss/shit stories from the beach and elsewhere. She likes to go outside, too, but she's a very private type person...so I gotta be extra supportive of her "efforts" so she'll let me watch :)
Back to Amy: Where are you from? If I weren't taken already, I would have loved to take you to the beach or hiking sometime <grin>. It's cool that you like to piss and shit outdoors, too. Could I talk you into going in your yard or neighborhood just for the hell of it? <grin> About your shitting in the dunes incident, I bet that really sucked when those guys called their buddies in to watch you. I always try to go along with my girlfriends just to avoid that kind of situation, for I know many girls feel bad about shitting outside as it is, and this just makes it worse for them. When you went on the beach, what did you use to wipe your ass? I don't know many people who wear underwear or socks to the beach...just curious :)
No new stories for today. Am at school right now and have to be careful. We have the equivalanet of Iraqi minders in the labs. LOL. Happy goings everybody!
Pam
Hi. Just found this site. Interesting. My name's Pam, I'm twenty-six, I live in Virginia. Quick story. I shit my pants last month, very gross. I was stuck in traffic with my husband. We weren't moving at all. Something I had eaten was disagreeing with me and I was in extreme pain. I was clenching as hard as I could, but after forty-five or so minutes of moving five miles an hour, I could no longer hold it. I dumped a major load of diarrhea in my panties. I farted and squirted for about two minutes uncontrollably. My husband grabbed my hand and kept saying it's okay, it's okay. I sat in my own shit for about another hour before we finally got home. The car stank horribly. I went in the garage and peeled off my shit filled jeans and panties and threw them in the trash. Then my husband squirted me with the hose and I got most of it off. I took a shower and went to bed. He and I have not spoken of it, nor have we shared it with anyone. But I had to tell someon! e!
Punk Rock Girl
BEACHNUT'S SURVEY
1. Do you pee outside? YES Under what circumstances? IF I'M OUTSIDE AND I HAVE TO PEE
2. How do you feel about you or others peeing outside? IT'S COOL WITH ME
3. Is it easy for you to start peeing outside? YES Ever have second thoughts? NOT THAT I CAN RECALL
4. What are some of the places you've peed outside? THE WOODS WHILE HIKING/CAMPING, BEHIND BUSHES WHILE TAKING A WALK, BEHIND A DUMPSTER IN AN ALLEY
5. For girls, when there was no TP, did you wipe with something else or drip dry? DRIP DRY
6. On long road trips along roads with few bathrooms, how long are you to willing wait to "find a gas station" until you pull over and piss in the ditch/woods? WHILE I'D PREFER TO PISS IN A TOILET, I WON'T TORTURE MYSELF; IF I REALLY HAVE TO PEE, I'LL PULL OVER AND GO IN THE BUSHES
7. Do you shit outside? YES Under what circumstances? IF I'M OUTSIDE AND I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAVE TO SHIT
8. How do you feel about you or others shitting outside? NO BIG DEAL, IT'S FERTILIZER
9. Is it easy for you to start shitting outside? PRETTY MUCH Ever have second thoughts? A COUPLE OF TIMES, LIKE IF SOMEONE STARTED COMING
10. What are some of the places you've shitted outside? IN THE WOODS WHILE HIKING/CAMPING, IN THE BUSHES BEFORE A CONCERT, BEHIND THE LIBRARY AT COLLEGE WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO SHIT MY PANTS AND THE DOOR WAS LOCKED
11. When there is no TP, do you wipe with anything interesting (besides leaves)? HONESTLY, I'D PROBABLY FOREGO WIPING
12. On long road trips along roads with few bathrooms, how long are you to willing wait to "find a gas station" until you pull over and shit in the ditch/woods? UNTIL I WAS GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS
13. Do you ever get slightly turned on when pissing or shitting outside? A LITTLE
14. Have you ever allowed anyone to watch or listen to you when you go outside? MY BOYFRIEND, FRIENDS
15. On the beach or at a lake or river, if there are no nearby bathrooms, are you more inclined to go in the water (piss or shit) or in the dunes/woods (piss or shit)? NEVER EVER GO IN THE WATER, THAT'S NASTY; I'LL GO IN THE SAND, BECAUSE YOU CAN COVER IT UP
16. Have you ever pissed or shitted outside completely in the nude? NO, ALWAYS SHIRT ON, PANTS DOWN TO MY KNEES
17. When camping, on the beach, or wherever, do you put on shoes or sandals or go barefoot when you need to piss or shit? CAMPING, I'LL PUT MY SHOES ON, AT THE BEACH, GO BAREFOOT
18. Do you normally dig holes when you go outside and then cover them when you're done. Or do you just go wherever and leave as soon as you're done? AT THE BEACH, I WOULD DIG A HOLE, CAMPING, I'LL DIG A HOLE IF I HAPPEN TO HAVE A SHOVEL, IF NOT, I JUST GO
HOPE THAT SATISFIES YOUR CURIOSITY!
PEACE!
PRG
----------------Althea
The cover girl reminds me of my English cousin who is a young fox. She wears g-string panties. She drops huge stool logs. I was staying at her house. We came home from a party. She said that she couldn't be more happier to get home, saying that she had to "jobbie." When we got inside, she hitched up her dress as she walked to the bathroom. She had a black g-string which she pulled down and sat on the bowl. Her backside covered the bowl. Her fart was deep and then I heard a large splush, then followed by a another deep fart and then she took a long piss. I could hear her as I was taking off my clothes. I was in my black bra and panties when I entered the bathroom. I gave her paper to wipe, because I had to take a long piss after a night of drinking. She thanked me and wiped. When she stood up, she had released a 12 inch stool, broken in two. I then took the seat pulled down my panties and urinated on top of what she had done for 180 seconds.
lizzy
Story about my boyfriend when I was a senior in High School.
We were meeting after school & going to his house (his parents were out--heehee)
So i'm waiting for him & after a few minutes he comes along & we start walking to his house.As were walking I see he looks kind of uncomfortable & I ask if he's ok.He says he is but needs to use the toilet. I asked why he didn't go before we left school & he said he didn't want to be late meeting me. So anyway we're walking & he says he's ok but looks pretty desperate.I asked if he needed a piss or shit & he said "both actually." He was now walking kinda funny cause he had his buttcheeks squeezed together & was trying to subtly hold his dick so he wouldn't wet himself.I ask him if he'll make it until we get to his house.He said I hope so.We're still about 5 blocks away.There wasn't anywhere to stop though so we'd walk a bit & he'd stop to regain himself & walk some more
but...............
he suddenly got a cramp & stopped.After a minute we walked a bit more.He was holding his dick pretty hard though.
ok so we're walking when he gets another cramp..you know the kind that comes involuntarily.....makes you kinda squat..
& he got this look on his face..you know THE look.I asked if he was ok but he didn't say anything he just kind of grimaced.I could see the bulge bigining.He was holding his breath he was pooping so hard.He sighed & stood up again.He kept saying he was sooo sorry..over & over. I said it was ok as we were almost to his house..no one would see.I asked if he was ok & he said he still had to go---BAD!That was just the beginning.He wasn't kidding either we took about 2 steps when he suddenly farted a loooooong LOUD one & started to go again.
This was a MAJOR load! We had a block left so went down the ally to go in his back door.He said he had to stop & when i asked why since we were so close to home he said he couldn't hold it anymore & had to piss.
He'd been holding it all this time..squeezing his dick so he wouldn't loose it.I told him he should go behind a trash can.He was trying to unzip his jeans but didn't make it.He left a small spot. He said he'd let a little out but now he could make it to the house. He gave me his keys to open the door & just as I did he farted & dropped another log in his pants. He was really bulging out.He immediatly headed for the bathroom.He still had to piss & when I asked he said yes he was still crapping in his pants. He asked me to come with him into the bathroom & I did.He carefully dumped his load into the toilet (what a load) then sat down to shit some more & pissed for (& i'm not kidding) 5 minutes!
I never saw anyone go so long & he must have shit out 10 pounds.
It took 2 flushes then he needed a shower...I helped him there & well we took it from there.
I told him everything was ok & i'd never tell anyone ..etc etc
course he helped me when I had a similar experience a couple months later. I'll tell that story if anyone is interested.
Althea
1. Do you pee outside? Under what circumstances? in dire circumstances, if there is no public toilet available, but I reserve this for the woods.
2. How do you feel about you or others peeing outside? I do not like to do it, but if I am stuck-then. I see women peeing in the city limits on the streets. I do not like it.
3. Is it easy for you to start peeing outside? Ever have second thoughts? If I am desparate. Sometimes, because it is illegal where I live.
4. What are some of the places you've peed outside? Parks and wooded trails.
5. For girls, when there was no TP, did you wipe with something else or drip dry? Drip dry.
6. On long road trips along roads with few bathrooms, how long are you to willing wait to "find a gas station" until you pull over and piss in the ditch/woods? Until I can't take it no more.
7. Do you shit outside? Under what circumstances? Never.
8. How do you feel about you or others shitting outside? That is disgusting. I see people defecate in subway stations here in NYC.
9. Is it easy for you to start shitting outside? Ever have second thoughts? No and I never will.
10. What are some of the places you've shitted outside? No.
11. When there is no TP, do you wipe with anything interesting (besides leaves)? In GS camp, the girls used leaves. In the park females carry paper napkins and towels.
12. On long road trips along roads with few bathrooms, how long are you to willing wait to "find a gas station" until you pull over and shit in the ditch/woods? I can wait.
13. Do you ever get slightly turned on when pissing or shitting outside? See my earlier posts about my camp days.
14. Have you ever allowed anyone to watch or listen to you when you go outside? same as above
15. On the beach or at a lake or river, if there are no nearby bathrooms, are you more inclined to go in the water (piss or shit) or in the dunes/woods (piss or shit)? no.
16. Have you ever pissed or shitted outside completely in the nude? no.
17. When camping, on the beach, or wherever, do you put on shoes or sandals or go barefoot when you need to piss or shit? depends on the time and circumstances.
18. Do you normally dig holes when you go outside and then cover them when you're done. Or do you just go wherever and leave as soon as you're done? I cover over my puddles.
Emily: Were you at Madison Square Garden? They used to keep the bathrooms clean.
Sheila: We had curry in our hamburgers at GS camp. It was not fun. See my earliest posts.
Adrian
Punk Rock Girl. I share your hatred of cellphones and for that reason have so far refused to have one. Certainly that woman who used her cellphone whilst going to the loo for a #2 was quite brazen about it as the person on the other end can hardly have been in any doubt about what she was doing.
the pooper. Enjoyed your story. I wouldn't advise holding a motion in for a week though. It's better to go daily or every couple of days - even if the available amenities aren't up to much.
Best wishes to everyone.
Adrian
Twice Shy
Literary allusions to the john--
Steinbeck's Grapes of Wrath
Grandpa had to sleep in the barn prior to the Joads' leaving; he couldn't get out to the bathroom in time.
Tom Joad claims that piss could be made into mud for use on a flesh wound, should spider web not be available.
Grandma needs to be assisted to squat beside the road while the Joads are on their way to California.
Grandma also falls asleep in a service station restroom, where it was so delightfully nice.
The road-house proprietors do not like all the stray folks on the road, who don't buy anything yet still mess up the toilet.
Ruthie demonstrates the pee-procedure on a toilet made of "dish stuff" at the Federal camp, and frightens Winfield when she flushes it.
Also at the Federal camp, the story is told of a woman who'd never seen a flush toilet and had used one as a washtub for her old man's drawers.
Finally at the Federal camp, we hear of a family whose daughters had eaten too many windfall peaches and got "skitterish", thus using up the TP in the sanitary facility.Claudia
To Shelby - I enjoyed reading about your peeing accident on page 1097
At the end you said it kinda felt nice. Have you ever peed your pants
again accidentally or on purpose? Did you tell anybody about your
first peeing accident in your jeans?
Bryian
To Amber: Loved your story about pooping with your neighbor
To Punk Rock Girl: I agree w/ you about the cell phones, ecspecially when your eating out.
To Melodie from Louisiana: Welcome...i liked your introduction, would like to hear more.
To Libby: Liked your story about peeing on the drive way and peeing your pants while watching tv
To the pooper: Loved your story..wow you must have really had to poop bady, sounds like you pooped alot
To Michael M: liked your experience from the hospital.
To IndianaMAN: Liked your story..have you been caught shitting in the trash can? or even maybe suspected of shitting in your room cause it smells?
To Zip: Loved your story..did that guy flush? and if not did you check out his toilet?
To Manhattan Girl: Sounds like a nice dump you had
To BeachNut: Thanks for replying..i really enjoy your stories!
To Dave: Loved your story about that dude and you having to poop at home depot.
To jim: Loved your stories...did your mom find out about the pooping accident?
I've noticed latly i been pooping every day latly and its been kinda on the soft side too.
Todd MN
Miss Belinda,
Hey I loved your last post. I love it when I can read these posts about women reading on the toilet. It is such a turn on. So please keep them coming.
Amber, I want to apologize if I offended you. I am very interested in female bathroom habits and have been for as far as I can remember. I just wated to know if you read while on the toilet? You have a lot of great posts so please keep them coming.
To all the other LADIES,
Thanks for the great descriptive posts, I love them so much. If your one of those ladies who reads on the toilet, keep me posted and tell me what you read on the toilet. I can't explain why I feel this way but I think that it is so sexy when you do this, reading on the toilet. Thanks and hopefully we can all keep in touch.
BeachNut
Last post for Tuesday from me. A note to others that I do have several piss/shit stories posted on like the last 3 or 4 pages, so feel free to check those out. Also came up with an outdoors survey which was posted over the weekend as well.
To my post now. I've got one old church piss story. Me and a good friend (male) were at our church when we were like 11 or 12 and our Sunday School class was tasked with doing various cleanup things on the church lawns/gardens one afternoon. Well, we were of course there for a while and the bathrooms were locked. All of a sudden, my friend walked into one of the flower garden areas, whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the flowers and garden bushes and stuff. I decided to join in and water another portion. We both pissed gushers all over in the flower gardens, hopefully helping the flowers to grow better :) It was kind of naughty, kind of religious, and down-right fun! Nobody but us ever knew about it. It beat having to drag out the water hose, for sure...we did a pretty good job. I think the flowers and bushes were happy that day! LOL.
Was driving around today and was thinking about funny names that business people might have that dealt either directly with pissing or shitting. This might be a good thing for many of the readers/posters to think about. One of the good ones that I thought about was if there was this guy who went by the name of Mr. Shithole. His business cards listed that name and all, and he pronounced it Shith-ole...but everyone who addressed him in the office or on the phone without knowing his real pronunciation called him Mr. Shit-hole. This is as far as I know a ficticious name, but wouldn't it be interesting if somebody's last name was something like this? Anybody else wanna try to come up with good piss/shit names??? Might be fun.
Happy goings!Trudy
I am a 54 year old woman and I must confess that I like to read on this side. My husband and I like to watch each other peeing and pooping and I prefer to have my #2 in the nature. Therefore I have no problems if my husband is watching me and even sometimes if we have an unexpected observer while I am pooping it does not bother me. I have thought for a while if I should write what happened to me several months ago and at least I have decided to let you participate in my experience. I had to stay for three weeks in the hospital sat autumn. From the first day I recognized that a young nursing orderly - appr. 20 years old - liked to watch me especially when I got or was undressed.I am quite ???? with big saggy breasts and I wondered that such a young guy could find his interest in an old fat woman like me. His name was Peter and he took care for me from the first day. After my surgery I could not stand up the first days so I had to poop on a bedpan, although I was constipated ! during the first two days. Peter asked me the first and the second day if I had the need for a #2 and I answereed in the negative.In the evening of the second day he came with a suppository, asked me to lay on the side and pulled up my nightshirt. While he spread my cheeks with his left hand his right hand pentrated the suppository in my asshole. He pushed it so deep that nearly half of his finger was inside me. Then he pulled and pushed his finger several times in and out of my asshole with the comment: "This makes it work better!" what I could hardly believe. But it worked and Peter helped me on the bedpan. I recognized that he did not cover the blanket over me on the side where he stood. Although my fat ass was hanging over the side of the pan and he could not see anything he stared on my ass and the pan from aside. I asked him if he wanted to stay when I felt the poop was nearly coming out and he said: "Yes, I want to see that everything is going well!" There was no time! for me to think it over as I felt urgent need to poop. With loud noises the shit shot out of my ass. It was weak and stinky and covered my inner cheeks completely. I had the feeling that Peter was fascinated by the scene, but I not mention a word. Peter helped me to remove the pan and cleaned my backside very thoroughly. The next two days I was constipated again but I could already sit on the edge of my bed. On the evening of the fourth day Peter came with a toilet chair and another suppository. I refused a second suppository and suggested to tried it by myself. "O.K.!" he said, "but I shall wait and shall see if it really happens." He helped me on the toilet chair and placed himself behind me. In the mirror of the sink in front of me I could see that there was a gap between my through hanging ass on the chair and the bowl underneath, so that Peter had a real good view what happened under me. First I started to pee and Peter looked over my shoulders between my legs. As I ha! d spread them wide he got a good view on the gusher. Then I started to push. But it took more than five minutes before I felt that something would move inside my ass. Then I felt the poop coming out. "I think it starts now!" was my comment.The only word Peter said was: "Really??" Quickly he went down on his knees and watched the procedure from down under. When I felt my asshole opening he commented: "Yes, you are right! There is a big turd on its way!" Slowly, very slowly I felt it moving out as it was firm and big. I made a one piece sausage which was hanging in full size out of my ass before it touched the bottom of the bowl. But it stuck and did not want to come out completely. "Now you know why I stayed here" said Peter.He took the hard turd between his fingers and pulled it out of my asshole. Then he removed the bowl and started to wipe my ass with tp. He did not need more than three sheets as my turd was so hard. But with each of the sheet he circulated his finger in m! y asshole; he pushed so hard that each sheet tore and his bare finger was circulating in my asshole. I felt ashamed and thought that this could not be, but I must confess it really felt good. The next days Peter was joining me pooping in the same way. After a week I was fit enough that I could have gone by myself to the toilet and it seemed that Peter was disappointed. When he arrived in the evening I asked him where the toilet chair was and he mentioned that I could go by myself to the toilet. "But tonight I would like to use it for a last time if you agree!" I said to him with the intention to give him a last show. He began to smile and within minutes he came back with the toilet chair. I placed myself on the chair and before I started I asked him why he would be so interested in me, as he had enough chances with all the other female patients. His face became red and he anwered: "I am keen on older and ????er woman like you and your ass is really fantastic!" More he did n! ot say. Then I started: first to pee and then to poop. I tried to hold the turd as long as possible while coming out and Peter watched from very close. When he wiped me clean I had the feeling that it took him longer than all the days before. I told this experience to my husband when I was already 1 week out of the hospital. I have made my mind that it is not a bad thing if a man likes to watch a woman pee and poop. I have really enjoyed it.
RyanS
Hey everyone. Just thought I post something I saw on UPN. They were advertising a commercial for Blind Date UNCENSORED. Well they showed one scene where this girl was taking a dump and she actually farted kinda loud on camera then said excuse me. She was blond and I think was leaning forward. It looked pretty cool.
Nothing new to report on as far as pooping is concerned. Haven’t had any major gas problems since Friday, but I did poop several times after I got home though. My stomach was kinda turning knots all weekend long it seemed like because even Saturday I pooped a ton. I forgot to mention in my last post that I had Post Selects Banana Nut Crunch for breakfast Friday. I thought maybe that was the reason I had such terrible gas that day. Well I had some this morning and I was fine all day. Well that’s all for now. See yaTess
I've had a very runny stomach for the last day or so. The poo was very runny and gushed out of my bottom - after about the third or fourth time in an hour it was quite clear brown / yellow liquid with no lumps at all, and almost had no smell. It burnt my anus as it squirted out, and splashed all over the toilet bowl. It would gush very hard at first, but after two or three hard squirts of about 10 seconds each would stop quite suddenly. My bottom was very sore from all of the wiping, and in fact I have started patting it dry rather than wiping, as there is no solid poo to wipe away anymore.
KS Pooper
I am new to this site, and FYI I am 14 year old guy that lives in Kansas. I take a shower every night, and every time I take a shower, I stand on the edges of the tub and piss. Then, I spread my legs apart and take a shit on the tub. Then, when I am done, I pick it up and start looking through it. I've found out many things ever since I started basic corpology, for example, when you eat popcorn before you eat, the kernal stays intact.
Well, I have to go now, but I'll be back to tell more about my pooping & peeing habits.Movie Fan
Sometime back, there was a posting here about a movie called "See the Sea", which supposedly had a good female bathroom scene. Can someone repost the information about that movie?Traveling Guy
Tess - Here's your survey
1) Do they have doors on the toilets in nudist places, and if so why?
- I can't say first hand, but a friend who once went to one near Chicago told me, "no doors." Seems logical, I guess. What's to hide?
2) If you went into a public toilet, and there were no cubicles, but just a row of toilets standing in a line would you use one (a) to wee (b) to poo? And why or why not?
- (a) Since guys usually pee in urinals in the open or semi-open anyway, that wouldn't be a big deal for me. (b) Depends on the circumstances. E.g., I might take a dump at a campground, but if it were in a public park, slim chance, unless it were really urgent. I wrote here once about such a row of open toilets in NYC's Washington Square Park. No way would I take a crap there. Too vulnerable to perps and pervs.
3) As in question 2 but they were all occupied, would you (a) Leave the public toilet (b) Wait until someone finished and then use that toilet, but look away from those sitting there while you waited (c) Wait, but watch those using the toilets while you waited, and smile if they caught your eye (d) Wait, watch and chat to those using the toilets (e)
None of the above – please explane?
- (a) Leave, and go elsewhere or come back later. Hanging around could send the wrong message to the worng kiond of people. (See answer 2b.)
4) Do you think toilets like this would be a good idea? Why?
- No. Everyone is entitled to be shielded from view when using toilet facilities with strangers, if that's what they want.
5) Do you think toilets like this, but a joint toilet for males and females would be a good idea? Why?
- I have seen and used lots of multi-toilet, unisex rooms in Latin America with no problem, but those places had partitions and doors. (See answer 4.) Unisex, multi-fixture places are a matter of culture. It's no big deal there. Back in the US, I was once giving tours of a high school and two girls asked for the restroom. The nearest women's was on the other side of the building, but we were near the men's. "Oh, when we have to go at our other school, sometimes we just use the guy's if it's closer" they said openly. (They didn't do that in that case, though.) Maybe norms are changing in the US.
Punk Rock Girl - Somehow, your stories often remind me of one of my own. I was taking a pee in the men's in a Washington, DC airport a few years ago when I heard a one-sided cellphone conversation coming from one of the stalls. Seems like the guy was a low-level diplomat, maybe from India or a neighboring coutry. "Well, you need to tell the ambassador {phhhhtt!} to review the papers to see if this kind of bi-lateral arrangement {splat!!} is suitable..." etc., etc. I held my reaction, but when I got out into the corridor, my waiting wife wondered why I was LOL uncontrollably. BTW, if NYC would enforce it's new 'no cells in theaters' law, the city could make a mint, huh?
RyanS
Hey everyone. Just thought I post something I saw on UPN. They were advertising a commercial for Blind Date UNCENSORED. Well they showed one scene where this girl was taking a dump and she actually farted kinda loud on camera then said excuse me. She was blond and I think was leaning forward. It looked pretty cool.
Nothing new to report on as far as pooping is concerned. Haven’t had any major gas problems since Friday, but I did poop several times after I got home though. My stomach was kinda turning knots all weekend long it seemed like because even Saturday I pooped a ton. I forgot to mention in my last post that I had Post Selects Banana Nut Crunch for breakfast Friday. I thought maybe that was the reason I had such terrible gas that day. Well I had some this morning and I was fine all day. Well that’s all for now. See ya
BeachNut
Last post for Tuesday from me. A note to others that I do have several piss/shit stories posted on like the last 3 or 4 pages, so feel free to check those out. Also came up with an outdoors survey which was posted over the weekend as well.
To my post now. I've got one old church piss story. Me and a good friend (male) were at our church when we were like 11 or 12 and our Sunday School class was tasked with doing various cleanup things on the church lawns/gardens one afternoon. Well, we were of course there for a while and the bathrooms were locked. All of a sudden, my friend walked into one of the flower garden areas, whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the flowers and garden bushes and stuff. I decided to join in and water another portion. We both pissed gushers all over in the flower gardens, hopefully helping the flowers to grow better :) It was kind of naughty, kind of religious, and down-right fun! Nobody but us ever knew about it. It beat having to drag out the water hose, for sure...we did a pretty good job. I think the flowers and bushes were happy that day! LOL.
Was driving around today and was thinking about funny names that business people might have that dealt either directly with pissing or shitting. This might be a good thing for many of the readers/posters to think about. One of the good ones that I thought about was if there was this guy who went by the name of Mr. Shithole. His business cards listed that name and all, and he pronounced it Shith-ole...but everyone who addressed him in the office or on the phone without knowing his real pronunciation called him Mr. Shit-hole. This is as far as I know a ficticious name, but wouldn't it be interesting if somebody's last name was something like this? Anybody else wanna try to come up with good piss/shit names??? Might be fun.
Happy goings!
Laura
Hi Amy, I enjoyed reading your answers to BeachNut's survey. I couldn't answer because I've never gone No 1 or 2 outdoors even though I needed to badly sometimes. My main reason for not doing it is shyness, but I'm also really afraid that I'll be harassed and even worse by guys who see me in such situations. Your experience with those boys just make me realize that outdoor peeing and dumping are potentially dangerous. Could you give me a description of what happened with those boys and did you come to any harm from this nasty experience?
Althea
Now that is a shame. The cover girl with the panties and the stockings could have done that in the toilet. Why?
BeachNut
To Tess's survey:
1) Do they have doors on the toilets in nudist places, and if so why?
Don't know for sure, but I would have to say no, they don't have doors. Then again, some people like privacy when going, so maybe they do in some places.
2) If you went into a public toilet, and there were no cubicles, but just a row of toilets standing in a line would you use one (a) to wee (b) to poo? And why or why not?
I have used toilets like that in the past, but I wouldn't use them again for shitting. I'd find some other place to shit, like a nice private bush or something.
3) As in question 2 but they were all occupied, would you (a) Leave the public toilet
(b) Wait until someone finished and then use that toilet, but look away from those sitting there while you waited (c) Wait, but watch those using the toilets while you waited, and smile if they caught your eye (d) Wait, watch and chat to those using the toilets (e) None of the above – please explane? In all of these why do you chosse the answer?
If all shit dispenseries were occupied, I probably would just leave and find a place in the bushes to piss or shit. I have no interest in watching people actually use toilets, so I wouldn't watch in this setting. I'm not a chatter, so wouldn't do that either.
4) Do you think toilets like this would be a good idea? Why?
Maybe for some, but not for me. I guess it's the naturist in me.
5) Do you think toilets like this, but a joint toilet for males and females would be a good idea? Why?
Probably not. It would become a hotbed of onlookers and become too crowded.
Another survey from Tess
1) What percent of women in the western world do you believe pee freely in front of their boyfriends?
Hmmm, I'd say about 70%.
2)What percent pee freely in front of male friends or acquaintances?
Maybe 10%
3)What percent pee freely in front of male strangers?
Maybe 3%
4) What percent of women in the western world do you believe shit freely in front of their boyfriends?
50%
5) What percent shit freely in front of male friends or acquaintances?
3%
6)What percent shit freely in front of male strangers?
1%
OK, I'm gone. Gotta go to class.
Rizzo
Hi to all of you!
I like the picture in the masthead today.
Sheila, thank you for your reply. The diarrhea is over. It was just a side effect of the drugs I had to take. These were meant as a preventive measure to combat possible infection from a wound and not to clear up a stomach upset.
Jessica, Wow! It does seem that the scope of variation in bladder sizes is greater in women than in men. Well, as women have a roomier pelvis anyway, that should not be surprising. But it does surprise (and delight!) many of us. Katrina, who posted here, is another example for a big-bladdered woman who can store up to two days production of urine before having to let go! It is just incredible.
I have come across one or the other girl who never seemed to have to go. I’d usually steer them near the toilets from time to time and excuse myself to the gents, hinting that they could go, too, if they wanted. But these girls just said thank you and that they were fine and would wait for me. It was exciting in a way, but also made me nervous. Were they suffering from a full bladder? Did they not feel uncomfortable at all? What kind of waterfall would they produce when they did finally succumb to the urge? Well, I thought to myself, you can show the lady to the toilets, but pee she has to do herself. On the other hand, girls who had to go every hour or two and were constantly whining for the loo, and after being a thrill for a while, just ended up becoming a nuisance. So, speaking for myself I’d say that one of the criteria for a successful partnership is a similar intervall between pisses…..LOL
Hi, dear PV, esteemed warrior battling against the unfair treatment of women by inconsiderate men, Audacious Pee-er in mens’ urinals, bearer of the gold medal of the WSPC, my thoughts go to you when I look up at the night sky and imagine you having your night wee in your garden. Jupiter is almost in the zenith here, but I suppose that Sirius or Procyon are more prominent from where you are. It is spring here, but the sea does not yet sparkle when I pee into it from the deck of my boat when it’s dark.
I saw a documentary on TV about Ayer’s Rock. It showed a long column of scantily clad tourists on the sky-line making their way up to the summit. The commentator mentioned that it took several hours to reach the top and to come down again, holding on to a chain fence for support in the steep parts. I immediately thought to myself, what happens if one of them needs the bathroom up there? Someone is bound to have had too much coffee before starting out. Do they lag behind and take whizz next to the trail? There seems nowhere to go. It is a smooth rounded and bare rock, after all. And it is a sacred place to the Aborigines, and I can imagine that these are not pleased to have tourists crawling all over the site, and I suppose pissing on it or worse would be considered more than indecent. Do you have anything to say about this?
Helloes to Robby and Annie and the girls as well as a hug for dear Kendal. I hope nothing serious has kept you from sharing your poos with us.
Bye to all, love your posts, Rizzo
Tuesday, April 10, 2003
Amber
Hello everyone, today (Monday) we had a snow day. That's weird for April, but oh well. Both my parents had to go to work this morning, so it was just me and my sister Amy here. At around 11, my neighbor Chelsea called, and then she came over. We fixed ourselves maccorinie n cheeze for lunch, then we watched t.v. About an hour after lunch, I had to poop. I told her I had to use the bathroom, and she said she did too. When we walked upstairs, my sister must of heard me because she asked where we were going. I told her we were going to the bathroom, and she just went back to the computer. We walked into the bathroom, and kept the door open. Our cat wondered in for a second but then left. Chelsea was the first to go. She pulled her black panties down and sat on the toilet. Immedietly, she peed. While she was peeing, she said that she hadn't pooped in about 3 days. She peed for about 40 seconds, and while doing so she stared at the tiles on the floor. When her pe e stream came to a stop, she said,
"I think I'm gunna poop now."
She farted and I heard a piece began coming out of her. She was sitting with her hands folded in her lap, and was leanign forward. I heard her push real hard, and the piece kept growing. She said that it was a big one. After a long 5 minutes, she pushed real hard one more time, and the piece plooooped real forcefully in the water. I asked her if she was done, and she said,
"Almost, I think I still have another piece up there."
I said ok, and kept leaning against the sink. She leaned forward more, and she began pushing again. I heard soft little moans, and a few drops of pee. Soon, her second piece splashed hard in the water. She stood up and we both looked at her creation. Her first piece was dark brown, and about 11" inches long. Pretty thick too. The smaller piece she had produced was only about 3" inches. I went under the sink and got more toilet paper so she could wipe her butt. After I unwrapped it, she took a piece and wiped her butt only once. She inspected it, and tossed the piece into the toilet. She flushed it down, and then it was my turn. I pulled my pink pajama bottoms down, and stood over the toilet. I wanted to try n pee standing over the toilet. When I got comfortable, I stood there and slowly my stream started coming out. It was a clear color n splashed pretty hard in the water below. It lasted about 3 minutes long....Wow!!!!! That was long for me. I still st ood standing there n waited for my poop. When it was ready, I gave a push and farted. Small fart. Then, a piece quickly fell from me. It was short. I couldn't help but giggle. I still felt very full, so I pushed some more and another piece quickly fell. I ended up pushing out 2 more pieces. Two of the pieces were about 5" inches long, 1 was about 4" inches, and one was a tiny pebble. I tore off some toilet paper and wiped my little butt 3 times. This was some experience, and I'll probably have more sometime later......bye......
Punk Rock Girl
I HATE CELLPHONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cellphones are the most evil invention ever created!!! They turn people into assholes. Or, perhaps, they simply show us who the assholes out there are, since only an asshole would carry the damn thing with them EVERY SINGLE PLACE THAT THEY GO!!!!!!!!!
I admit to having one. I also admit to leaving it at home 75% of the time. I take it with me when I'm planning on meeting someone or if I know I'll need to get in touch with someone at some point. Other than that, having the thing on me would be like carrying a severed head in my purse.
What instigated this rant was my trip to the movies over the weekend. I saw CHICAGO, good flick. Anyway, I counted FIFTY people (FIFTY!!!!!) came in the theater talking on the frigging phone. Phones rang six or seven times during the movie. Then, after the movie, I went in the womens room to pee. I was the only one in there, and finished and washed my hands. This woman came in with one of those headsets on, talking at the top of her lungs. She went in a stall, never stopped talking. Then I heard her fart and shit hit the water. SHE WAS ON THE FRIGGING CELL PHONE WHILE SHE WAS TAKING A SHIT! I mean, I let my boyfriend come in the bathroom and talk to me while I'm taking a shit, but I don't talk on the phone. This woman even grunted a few times, like the person on the other end would have any doubt what she was doing!
I hate them. Other than being an invaluable source of communication on 9/11/01 being a handy gadget occasionally, the things are useless. They're like a disease. I can't belive people don't see what pathetic slaves they are, having to take their phones with them every place.
Is there no longer such a thing as "quiet time?" Man am I glad I'm not a sheep. At least not a blatant one.
Peace!
PRG