Patricia
Hi. My name's Patricia and I live in Pittsburgh. I'm twenty-five. I only have one story worth telling about any accidents I had. When I was ten, I was out at a picnic with my class. It was a field trip. I had a poop really bad, but there weren't any bathrooms close by. After a while, it got so bad I couldn't hold it so I ran into the bushes to cop a squat. But I wasn't able to get my pants down in time and I pooped in my underpants. It was really sticky and gross. I pulled my pants and underpants down and managed to get most of the poop out of them. Without anything to wipe with, I had no choice but to keep my underpants on or I'd get poop in my jeans. I spent the rest of the day with a sticky bottom and dirty underpants. By the time I was on the bus to go back to school, the poop was all cold and smeared in between and all over my buns. Luckily, it hadn't messed my pants. I didn't even have time to go to the bathroom. I went straight to my locker and got my backpack and got on my bus to go home. When I got home, I went right upstairs and took a shower and got cleaned. I threw my underpants in the washing machine by themselves and washed them. I guess it must not have smelled too bad because no one ever noticed. That was a really gross experience. Nothing like that ever happened to me again after that, although I once peed my pants in high school when I was walking home from my bus stop. Accidents suck!Punk Rock Girl
Someone sent me a revolting picture.
This weight-lifter was trying to break his record, and was picking up like 500 pounds. He squatted to lift it, but the strain caused his bowels to pop out of his asshole! Eeeeeegggggaaaarrrghack! Ouch ouch ouch ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleah. Can you imagine that? I can and it's very disturbing. One of his spotters got splattered with feces, the other one fainted at the sight of it. The guy couldn't stand up for like an hour because he was in so much pain, he just squatted there moaning in pain until paramedics arrived. He had to have his guts put back in, and his rectum and anus sewn back together.
Needless to say, he's in no hurry to lift weights again.
Man. I've been constpated badly to the point where it FELT like I was shitting my guts out, but ... ick. Seeing that pic blew my whole day.
Peace.
PRG
CARA
TO CLAUDIA
Donna Karan Essential Toner dkc 10 are a bit expensive to poop in dont u think??
Teddy Bear
to PRG: yes, you do have reason to fear for your safetywhen pooping in front of virtual strangers. you dont know what might be going thru those guy's heads, i think you are inviting trouble, they may be getting the wrong message. and yes i think you maybe showing a little too much "skin" if you pull your pants below your knees, open your legs, or wipe yourself standing up. please if you have to have an audience, invite only ones you know & trust, & do it in a unisex. your desire for everyone to be safe should include yourself. i also wish for everyone to be safe as well, especially a sweet loving person like you. take care. kybo. peace & love, teddy bear.
TOM(optional)
Just found this site...interesting stuff.
When I was in grade school in Michigan in the 1950's, we had open stalls in the boys room with the toilets opposite each other. I usually tried to avoid taking a dump at school, but would do it when the urge was really bad. We only had an hour for lunch (noon to 1) so if one needed to do a #2, that was the best time to accomplish the task. One kid in our class, his name was Bill, ALWAYS took his daily crap from about 12:30 to 1 - without fail! I would always see him parked on the same john when I would go in for a pee. One day, I had to do a #2. Bill and I ended up sitting across from each other. He always sat, legs wide apart, on the toilet so you could see everything that was emitted from his anus. Well, once I got seated, the obligatory farts were quickly followed by a couple of logs taking all of three or four minutes to expell. Bill, on the other hand was still sitting there with nothing coming down as yet...legs still wide apart. We were conversing when, ! slowly, a "rope-like" turd started to appear from his ass. It moved VERY slowly. After five more minutes, it just moved about another inch, or so. To make a long story short, this guy just let gravity do its thing, not forcing anything. After about 25 minutes, he had SLOWLY released the skinniest and longest turd (20 inches or so) I ever saw! It just SLOWLY worked its way out. The whole time this was going on, he freely conversed with those of us in the restroom about the events of the day not being the slightest bit concerned that everyone in there could fully see his business coming down. After that, I had several other encounters with Bill in the restroom and it was ALWAYS the same, slow process of eliminating...
Jeff
Hey.
I was hanging out with some friends of mine over the weekend. We were watching movies, and chatting, etc. Anyway, at one point one of my female friends (a gorgeous blonde) laughed at something and farted loudly! Of course, the rest of us laughed, but she was really embarrassed. She kept saying, "Oh my God! I'm sorry!" We were all like, hey it happens. But she just couldn't get over it. I think she was humiliated. She could barely look any of us in the eye when she and her boyfriend left. I really felt bad for her, but at the same time, I wanted to grab her and say, "Big deal! You farted! You never farted before?" If one of us had farted, I'm sure she would have laughed. But she really tries to be sexy and attractive. I guess she thinks farting in front of her friends dropped her down a few notches in our eyes. I wish we could convince her otherwise, but I doubt it.
Thank God she didn't shit her pants! She probably would have moved to another country!
Luke
To the dude talking about the dude on the phone while taking a shit. Yes, I once heard a guy taking a shit while talking on the cell phone in the library a few weeks ago at my college. He farted alot too. I would think he would be embarrassed. He sounded like he was a taking an important call. Oh well, I guess it was too important to wait. Every time he grunted out a log, he paused on the phone. Then he flushed like 3 times and wiped for almost five minutes. It really stunk actually. I actually had a diarreah that day so I was farting alot. I enjoyed it taking that diarreah actually. It ended a whole week's episode of it. Then my crap started getting solid again.
Amber
Hey everyone....
Melodie of Lousiana -
Hey I think you sound pretty cool.....I would love to hear your pooping stories!!!! Yeah, my poop consists of 3 or 4 pieces too mostly. Not all the time, but most of the time. If you want, I was wondering if you could give me a description of how you sit on the toilet. You don't have to if you don't want to. Anyway, see ya soon......
Amy -
I think that was rude how those kids spied on you and laughed. But kids are kids lol. I really liked your story too.
Times I peed yesterday, Wednesday
1. After I woke up for about 2 minutes ( long pee for me)
2. In school at about 11:00 for about 15 seconds
3. After I came home for about 14 seconds
4. Right before bed for about 13 seconds
Times I pooped yesterday, Wednesday
1. After I came home
My poop yesterday took me about 15 minutes, and 1 huge piece came out. It had to be about 14" inches long, I sware. I had to push really hard to get it out too. Took me only 2 wipes to get cleaned up.
I have a story about my friend Chelsea again. This was at my house yesterday. It was raining here yesterday, and I had invited Chelsea over. She brought her digital camera over, and we took pictures of each other. They were funny pictures. After dinner, we were in my room when she said she had to poop. Her digital camera was on my bed. She walked down the hall, and went into the bathroom. She told me to follow her with her camera. We went into the bathroom, and she sat on the toilet. She strained really hard, and a small piece dropped out. She told me to take a picture of her sitting and pushing out poop. So, I clicked the button, and a picture was taken. She ended up pooping out 4 more pieces, and each were about 5" inches long. She didn't let me see her poop, but she told me. She wiped standing up after that. So, yesterday was a pretty cool day I guess. Bye everyone......Laura
BeachNut: Thanks a lot for your understanding! I wish my boyfriend was more like you. He's a real cute guy (about 25) and we have great sex, but he's a bit uptight about bathroom activities. He once got all upset with me when I accidentally walked in on him while he was on the toilet. Do you think I should ask him to accompany me if I need to do #1 or 2 outdoors or will this turn him off in a big way? I've never tried outdoor peeing let alone shitting, but I'd hate to do it alone after reading about Amy's terrible experience. I'd appreciate your advice.
Amy: That experience sounded absolutely awful! Those teens sounded real immature. I guess they took advantage of you because they know that someone caught pooping outdoors is in a very vulnerable situation. It's lucky that you're tough and that you kept your cool. It's hard to figure out whether those boys were just being cruel or whether they were actually turned on by watching you pooping in the dunes!
Eric in Chicago
Right now I'm cooking some spelt, a wheat-like whole grain. Last time I ate it, the outer husks which are made of insoluble fiber went right through me and came out in my shit. Just like corn kernels. I'm hoping I'll see it again tomorrow. A short gastrointestinal transit time (the time it takes for the undigestible part of what you eat to come out in your shit) is positively correlated with physical fitness (a kid in real good shape who eats a ton of corn is going to be plopping it later on the same day. For adults, it might take a little longer) .
I remember shitting corn or peas when I was 10 or 11 and thinking "wow, this is cool!" When I was 15 or 16, I swallowed some small rubber bands hoping I'd shit them the next day. I did. It was awesome. I've always gotten a kick out of eating or drinking stuff and seeing it come out in my piss or shit.
BeachNut
No new story posts from me today. Sorry. My last one which I've submitted twice since Tuesday afternoon hasn't shown up yet. Anyway, here goes a few responses:
To Amy:
Your responses were most interesting (fun). Thanks for the "real cool dude" comment. Don't hear that a whole lot...LOL. Hmmm, San Diego's a bit far away from the eastern part of North Carolina, so I guess it's an "oh well" on some certain fronts. Of course I'm taken, too. But who says you can't shit outdoors with a friend <grin>? That's sweet of your boyfriends to give you their underwear or socks to wipe with. Did you keep them and wash them later or did you leave them with your piles when hiking? To the teen boys watching you shit in the dunes, it's too bad you couldn't have gotten up and planted a well-placed kick between their legs. That really sucks that those assholes ruined your day. As for what a girl can do when nature calls and there are no bathrooms, methinks you did the right thing -- hit the dunes! LOL. But guys can be just as vulnerable...I mean there are some "weird" (trying to be PC here) guys out there who might try to do things to othe! r guys in vulnerable positions, but anyway. As for what you did in the situation, some things that might work are you throwing sand at people watching (aim for their eyes of course). If they get too close to you, throw a log on them. What I like to do when I'm camping with my girlfriend is bring a whistle and when we don't walk together to a spot for whatever reason, I give her the whistle and she knows to blow it if any animals or people get close to her and she feels threatened. Mace could work, too, but I'm sure that would be kinda hard to carry around in a bikini...LOL.
To Upstate Dave:
Thanks for responding to my survey. Interesting to hear you wipe with snow. How does that work out usually? Is it really effective at getting you clean or is it just for the wake-up aspect?
To I Have Accidents:
Thanks also for responding to my survey. I really don't consider diaper usage as going outdoors, though. I'm referring to piss and shit falling directly to the ground or going into bushes or wherever.
Happy goings all!
Katie R
Hi
It doesnt look like my first post got added here! Well first of all i dont know if anybody here uses my name so im sorry if they do! well im 5'5 (i think) 16 years turning 17 soon! im a size 12 and i have burgandy hair. Im so nervous about posting here because i dont know if my parents have any trace what ive been typing they dont know im into this stuff. anyway i do have a couple of stories. But i do have some problems, im in high school still and ive never been able to have a poo there. i just dont like my friends at school to know that im doing a poo, altho they sometimes do one there everyday. i have to hold it in and in the end i get bad cramps. i think its because ive been observing my friends and they never make any noise, bad smells and take only a few minutes (Although one friends takes ages sometimes), where as my poos smell, i usually do 3-5 logs everyday, and im usually quite gasy and the sound of the poo ploping into the toilet! anybody got any ideas how to ! cover up sounds smells and to hurry my time up.
My out of school friends im fine around, and because im a lesbian we usually have quite a lot of fun. I love the act of pooing, altho im kinda shy about it.
Does anybody get plessure out of having accidents in their panties?
It occasionally happens to me and i dont know if im abnormal!
Well thats it from me today!
Ill try to post soon!
Catch ya
Katie R!!
xxx
The Sorcerer
Hey I'm back with another story. This story happened over the weekend. I have one slightly older sister and she invited a bunch of her girlfriends over to hang out for the night. Oh boy ;). Most of the time I hanged out with them and talked to a few of the girls. My Mom and Dad decided to go out for a little bit of clubbing later that night. So we were alone for a good while. After awhile we were starting to get bored, and had an urge to shit. I had this urge for awhile that day and decided now was as good a time as any. I said "excuse me have to go the bathroom". They all laughed and made a few jokes about hoping it wasn't #2. I said I couldn't guarantee it and went in the bathroom. Our bathroom can be entered through two doors. Cnnected from my room to my sister's. I closed the door but not all the way. Just enough so you couldn't tell.
I purposely sat sideways on the toilet my ass facing my sister's room. No sooner than I sat down did I hear some movement. I leaned forward with my head in my hands. I turned my head just enough to see the door was opened alot wider than I left it. I knew I had an audience. This was probably a joke of my sister's. She does stuff like thia all the time. I thought it a perfect opportunity to put on a good show. I immediately began letting zipper-like farts for awhile. I had barely started pushing out my turd before one girl yelled "nice butt" and another whistled and they opened the door laughing and pointing and cracking jokes. One girl said "You really should make sure the door is closed" I faked surprise and farted a few times. I was still sitting sideways. "Hope you don't mind if we watch" One of the girls said. I said I was too desperate the care. They all got alot closer for a good view except my sister who was giggling like crazy. They comments they made about the p! erfect view they had of my butt made even me blush in emberassment.
Finally I was ready to go. I pushed hard with a few fake and real grunts as a HARD trd crackled out. They all giggled and pointed. As the turd was coming out I stopped it on purpose for a little bit. That wasn't easy 0_0*. I pushed the turd out slowly as it finally fell with a splash. They all giggled and made comments aobut the smell especially when I began farting again. "Look at his tight little butthole" one of the girls said as I leaned forward getting ready for the next turd I felt up there. I pushed out a FAT turd and this one really was hard to get out. The girls were really excited by now and I could tell they were quite entertained. I pushed as hard as I could and the turd fell with a loud splash. I immediately began shooting out poopballs EXTREMYY fast and farted in between almost each one. It sounded lke *plop plop zzzp zzzzp plop zzzzzp plop* The girls got a kick out of that. Finally I was on my last run. I pushed hard and the tip of this konbbly monster pok! ed out. The girls hooted and cheered me on as I pushed this turd out with every bit of force I had. It crackled like crazy as it fell into the bowl.
I flushed the toilet and was about to wipe myself, but the girls of course wanted to do it. I knew it would be a clean wipe, but it sure took them a long time for a clean wipe. My butt was violated to the extreme as they all excitedly took turns wiping my "dirty butt". When I knew it had to be clean long before. One of the girls grabbed my cheecks, squeezed, and spread them and asked if the other thoguht my butthole looked clean. Everyone closely inspected to make sure I was "clean". Some even wiped me even more. Their fingers(which was most likely purposely done) kept tearing the paper and poking my butthole. Finally with a couple of playful smacks they let me pull up my boxers. (They hollered and giggled when I bent over to pick them up) It was a nice experience :D. The girls kept picking on me about for a long time. Hope something like this happens again :). Later
Karen
More about me...I am 37, 5'7" and kind of ????. I eat alot of meats and things like cupcakes so I never seem to loose weight.
Today I peed:
morning-when i woke up-7am
mid morning-break-9am
lunch-2pm
afternoon-break-4pm
night- about 8pm
before bed-11pm
Tonight I pooped at 11pm; it was one piece about 5 inches, medium brown color, smelly and then one small pebble. Both the floating kind. I wiped 3 times.
onsite
I work for a computer repair, i go onsite and fix problems, I went to a house, the woman let me in, her son was sitting on the couch playing video games, he looked to be about ten. She showed me to the room and i started looking at the computer, then the son came in and asked if he could watch, I said sure. He went over to the extra chair (a wooden highback chair) and sat down, I started smelling poop, it was faint at first then it got stronger, the kid bent down and had his but next to my face as I was looking inside the computer laying on the floor, he had definetly pooped his pants. I didnt see any diapers or anything, looks like he just had an accident and hadnt cleaned up yet. He kept asking questions about what I was doing. He seemed normal and not retarted. He was definetly too old to poop his pants. I got up the courage and said man it stinks in here. He looked at me funny and then got real quiet. I looked at him and said, did you have an accident, and he put ! his head down and said yes. I told him it was ok, accidents happen. He laughed and said yeah. He got up and went out of the room. I was there for another hour, I finished up the computer, I was putting it back together when the kid came in again, the front of his pants had a big round wet spot on them, he peed his pants, I still smelled the poop too. He sat down next to me again and he really stunk. I looked at him and said shouldnt you go change before your mom finds out, he said no she already knows, I said didnt you get in trouble, he said she was in the bathroom when he had to go so he went in his pants. I said well ok. I knew he was lying but he's just a kid. I got up, went to the mother and she payed me, I mentioned on my way out that her son needed to be changed, and that he was wet and poopy, she said oh thanks and closed the door. This was the strangest onsite I have had. I have seen many other kids with accidents or having accidents while onsite, I will ! tell them later.
The poop lover, formerly Jason the poop lover, responding to Beachnut's survey. I'm answering the questions without retyping them. Sorry if it sounds boring.
1. I did pee outside before. In the back yard and at the park.
2. I get a thrill out of doing that.
3. I just make sure I don't get caught.
4. answered in # 1.
5. the girls were asked this question.
6. I never been on road trips.
7. I never doodooed outside before, but I think it would be funny if I did.
8. n/a
9. again, I would make sure not to get caught.
10. I would only doodoo outside at the park.
11. If I had no tp, I would wait till I get home.
12. never been on long road trips before.
13. It's thrilling to go outside.
14. no I will never let anyone watch me, but I would laugh if a girl I really like did see me.
15. I wait till I get home if there's no bathroom at the lake.
16. I will never go nude outside.
17. I never been on a camp.
18. I just go and leave it.
Tess
Thanks for all the good wishes to get better, but I am afraid its got worse. Anything I eat or drink slops out about 10 minutes later. My poor little bum is stinging!!!BeachNut
I posted a woods shit yesterday but it doesn't appear to be showing up in the newest swath of shit/piss-related postings. I think I know why it's not being shown, so here I go with a re-telling (uggh!) that is a bit more tame for younger readers.
I got a big research paper back yesterday morning and I was stunned to find that the teacher gave me an A! Almost crapped my pants right then, but of course, I have good bodily function control, so I saved my poo for the woods. When I got home, I grabbed a wad of toilet paper and left to take a two-mile walk. The day yesterday was rainy/drizzly and rather cool (55 degrees F), so I was forced to wear warmer clothes than normal. So it was blue jeans and a long-sleeve shirt for me. I walked at my normal pace while more poo built up in my ass. I farted several times and was beginning to have some cramps near where I usually turn around. Still I walked to my turnaround point and walked about halfway back home where there's a long stretch of woods on either side of the road complete with largely forgotten nature trails in spots. I decided to stop by one nature trail that seemed the best cleared out (gotta watch out for snakes this time of year) and to my surprise, it w as a very short trail that curves around one time and soon exits to a nearby golfing green. Where the trail curved is where I walked off, deeper into the woods. I was looking for a big tree to lean back against and that had a smaller tree with branches that could hold my jeans and boxers so they wouldn't get wet. It took probably 10 minutes to find what I was looking for, and it just so happened that it was out of view of the road, the trail, and the golf course. As mentioned earlier, the day was drizzly and rainy, so the leaves were obviously wet. Since I was wearing jeans, that called for having to take my shoes off. So I said what they hey, I'll shit wearing my socks. Took my jeans and boxers off, placed them on the low branch of the small tree, then leaned back against a huge pine tree, with my asshole almost against the bark. It took a bit for me to start going, and I peed a little bit first. I got in a slightly more comfy position (still with ass against tree) and relaxed. Didn't have to push very hard and soon came about a 15-inch log which was rather soft, middle-of-the-road in terms of consistency. It was a medium brown color, a little bit darker than the leaves and straw below my ass. The big piece broke into three 5+ inch pieces right against the base of the tree in the leaves/pine straw. A couple of small pieces followed, maybe an inch apiece. One piece stuck in my crack for a bit and I had to wiggle my ass around a little before it surrendered its position and dropped onto the pile. With that, I was practically done. I had to piss a little bit more, so I pointed toward the pile and pissed on my shit. That seemed to really neutralize the light smell that was emanating from the pile, but it didn't really smell all that bad to begin with. Once I finished pissing, I grabbed my wads of TP and wiped my ass clean with probably 12 pieces, each with 3 sheets. I threw the used sheets to the side of the tree, leaving my tur ds exposed. I then turned around to start putting my jeans back on and was kinda pissed that I hadn't painted the side of the tree any <sigh>. Put my boxers and jeans back on and finally my shoes. A military cargo-type plane flew overhead around this time, but luckily it was cloudy so they couldn't see me and I couldn't see them. I then slowly walked down another path nearby which headed back toward the road and then walked on home. All in all, it was a very satisfying shit in the woods, to say the least, and the wet socks made it all the more better. Whelp, hope some of you enjoyed this.
One final note: the stories I submit here are real and true unless I state otherwise. None submitted so far have been made up or stretched beyond the true events as either they happened or as I recall they happened. Happy goings everyone!
Jacob G in Florida
Hello everyone. It’s been a long time! As always, I’ve been enjoying the posts. At last, I have two stories to contribute. But first, with the moderator’s permission, I wanted to say hello on behalf of someone who used to regularly post here. I met him in another forum (small world, isn’t it). Plunging Plop Guy has been unable to post to this forum for reasons unknown to him. Therefore, he asked me to say hello to everyone and to let you all know that he is here every day reading and enjoying your posts. Drew, he asked me to say a special hello to you since you recently asked about him. Now, on to my two stories.
Earlier this week, I was in my favorite stall at a conference center near where I work. I had just got comfortable when two guys came in talking. One went to the urinal and the other went into the stall next to me. I heard him pull down his pants and sit on the toilet. Immediately, I heard a very loud vocal grunt. Well, about that time, his friend flushed the urinal and started washing his hands. With the running water, I couldn’t hear a thing. Just as his friend turned off the water, I heard another loud grunt, a plop, and then immediately, the sound of the guy tearing off a piece of toilet paper. He wiped once, flushed the toilet, pulled up his pants, and opened the stall door – that fast. I heard him say to his friend, “Wow, I feel so much better. That’s the first one in three days.” His friend laughed and then they started talking about “arguing before the court,” which led me to believe they were attorneys. What surprised me was the guy wiped only once. ! It must have been a hard, clean dump.
Tonight, a friend came over and told me a funny story. This particular friend can be so dramatic sometimes. As he was telling me this story, he started acting it out. I’ll try to tell it the best I can. He relates that for the past few days, he’s had a weird stomach bug. He’s a delivery driver and says that several times this week, just as soon as he gets into a building to make a delivery, he will have a sudden and urgent need to find a restroom very quickly. (At this point, he starts looking back and forth, acting out like he’s looking for a restroom). He finds a restroom and runs into it (he’s imitates himself running with a look of urgency on his face). He goes into a stall and wipes down the toilet seat quickly (he swirls his hands around and around as if he’s wiping down a toilet seat). Next, he pulls down his pants and sits on the toilet (he imitates that by squatting). Then, he pushes really hard (he grits his teeth and scrunches up his face), then he make! s a noise like huge explosive shits make. After that, he has a look of relief on his face. Then, he said he looked into the toilet expecting to see a huge pile of shit, but all he sees is one little tiny ball of shit in the trap (he makes a surprised but disappointed face). Of course by now, I’m really cracking up. He said it’s been like that all week. You really had to be there to appreciate the story with his little acting-out antics. It was hilarious.
Jane (& Gary)
Hi Punk Rock Girl. I enjoyed your account of someone using a cell phone in the rest room and your frank opinion of cell phones in general. I agree that cell phones have no place in many public places and many people overuse them. I posted a couple times a couple of years ago about the time I did consulting work at a law firm whose work atmosphere was so high-strung that its employees occasionally used their cell phones in the rest rooms. Once I stepped out to use the ladies room. My cell phone was turned off at the time. When I got back to work, one of the attorneys burst into the office and berated me for not answering my cell phone. I checked and he had called while I was pooping in the ladies room. I posted another story when I was heading back to the office from a site business and had to pull into a hotel to use the ladies room. I was in the middle of a major poop session when I called in to say I was running late. It was the only time I used a cell phone ! in the ladies room.
Other than that major outburst I had the other day, my bowel movements have been regular and small/medium loads. Yesterday afternoon I had a pooping session in which it took me 15 minutes to push out six banana-sized pieces.Michael M
That movie long ago about this woman and her daughters during the war two I remember. It was Sofia Lauren and some other youngsters. I think the movie was called "Little Women" I coould be wrong but its the only title I can recall. I didn know the name if it when I saw it until it rerun on tv a few times.There wwas some rapeing going on too if I recall where one of her girls got raped by some soldiers.
Im pretty sure the actress has passed away, she was a good looker and very sexy but by now she would have been 90 or better as the movie was made I think when she was in her late 30"s or in her 40's.
Hope this helps out...
Adrian
Pam. Thanks for sharing your story with us. There's nothing gross or shameful though about having accidents whilst travelling - or anywhere else for that matter. Accidents can and do happen to anyone. The important thing is to take matters in your stride if possible and learn to laugh about it later.
Trudy. Hi! I enjoyed your post enormously about some of the motions you had whilst in hospital and the help you received. It would be great to hear about some of your other experiences sometime. I'm not sure that Peter, that male nurse, was strictly professional in his approach to things though but fortunately you accepted the interest he showed with good humour and common sense.
Sheila. Had any more good motions lately? In one of your most recent posts you referred in passing to an accident you had whilst working in court a year or so ago. It would be good to know a bit more about that. Was it prompted by a stomach upset or were you just overdue for a good motion?
I had a really good poo today when I got home from work. It had been brewing all afternoon and I ended up doing a very big - and rapid - panful.
Best wishes
Adrian
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Just found this site...interesting stuff.
When I was in grade school in Michigan in the 1950's, we had open stalls in the boys room with the toilets opposite each other. I usually tried to avoid taking a dump at school, but would do it when the urge was really bad. We only had an hour for lunch (noon to 1) so if one needed to do a #2, that was the best time to accomplish the task. One kid in our class, his name was Bill, ALWAYS took his daily crap from about 12:30 to 1 - without fail! I would always see him parked on the same john when I would go in for a pee. One day, I had to do a #2. Bill and I ended up sitting across from each other. He always sat, legs wide apart, on the toilet so you could see everything that was emitted from his anus. Well, once I got seated, the obligatory farts were quickly followed by a couple of logs taking all of three or four minutes to expell. Bill, on the other hand was still sitting there with nothing coming down as yet...legs still wide apart. We were conversing when, ! slowly, a "rope-like" turd started to appear from his ass. It moved VERY slowly. After five more minutes, it just moved about another inch, or so. To make a long story short, this guy just let gravity do its thing, not forcing anything. After about 25 minutes, he had SLOWLY released the skinniest and longest turd (20 inches or so) I ever saw! It just SLOWLY worked its way out. The whole time this was going on, he freely conversed with those of us in the restroom about the events of the day not being the slightest bit concerned that everyone in there could fully see his business coming down. After that, I had several other encounters with Bill in the restroom and it was ALWAYS the same, slow process of eliminating...
Lionel
I have been reading posts at this site for about two and one-half years, but this is my first post.
I have always had a fascination with women's habits of urination and defication. I have been married for almost 15 years, and, while we were dating before we were married and after about one year of marriage, we used to get off on watching each other on the toilet. Later, however, this became passe and we no longer find this amusing. Since discovering this site,though, my interest has become further aroused.
I would like to ask four questions of women which I used to ask my wife who always asked "Are you taking a survey?" Well this is my chance now to take such a survey. These are the questions:
1. Do you pee standing up in public restrooms instead of sitting down?
If so, why, and how often?
2. If you only have to pee and not poop, do you stay seated on the toilet after you have finished peeing for several minutes longer without doing anything else? If so, how often and why?
3. Do you cough while you are peeing? If so how often?
4. Do you blow your nose while you are peeing or right after you have finished peeing? If so, how often?
Thank you in advance for answering these questions. You will be hearing more from me.
Jacob G in Florida
Hello everyone. It’s been a long time! As always, I’ve been enjoying the posts. At last, I have two stories to contribute. But first, with the moderator’s permission, I wanted to say hello on behalf of someone who used to regularly post here. I met him in another forum (small world, isn’t it). Plunging Plop Guy has been unable to post to this forum for reasons unknown to him. Therefore, he asked me to say hello to everyone and to let you all know that he is here every day reading and enjoying your posts. Drew, he asked me to say a special hello to you since you recently asked about him. Now, on to my two stories.
Earlier this week, I was in my favorite stall at a conference center near where I work. I had just got comfortable when two guys came in talking. One went to the urinal and the other went into the stall next to me. I heard him pull down his pants and sit on the toilet. Immediately, I heard a very loud vocal grunt. Well, about that time, his friend flushed the urinal and started washing his hands. With the running water, I couldn’t hear a thing. Just as his friend turned off the water, I heard another loud grunt, a plop, and then immediately, the sound of the guy tearing off a piece of toilet paper. He wiped once, flushed the toilet, pulled up his pants, and opened the stall door – that fast. I heard him say to his friend, “Wow, I feel so much better. That’s the first one in three days.” His friend laughed and then they started talking about “arguing before the court,” which led me to believe they were attorneys. What surprised me was the guy wiped only once. ! It must have been a hard, clean dump.
Tonight, a friend came over and told me a funny story. This particular friend can be so dramatic sometimes. As he was telling me this story, he started acting it out. I’ll try to tell it the best I can. He relates that for the past few days, he’s had a weird stomach bug. He’s a delivery driver and says that several times this week, just as soon as he gets into a building to make a delivery, he will have a sudden and urgent need to find a restroom very quickly. (At this point, he starts looking back and forth, acting out like he’s looking for a restroom). He finds a restroom and runs into it (he’s imitates himself running with a look of urgency on his face). He goes into a stall and wipes down the toilet seat quickly (he swirls his hands around and around as if he’s wiping down a toilet seat). Next, he pulls down his pants and sits on the toilet (he imitates that by squatting). Then, he pushes really hard (he grits his teeth and scrunches up his face), then he make! s a noise like huge explosive shits make. After that, he has a look of relief on his face. Then, he said he looked into the toilet expecting to see a huge pile of shit, but all he sees is one little tiny ball of shit in the trap (he makes a surprised but disappointed face). Of course by now, I’m really cracking up. He said it’s been like that all week. You really had to be there to appreciate the story with his little acting-out antics. It was hilarious.
Friday, April 12, 2003