Cassandra (Cassy)
Hello everybody. I am a petite 19 year old gal who,in the past, read some of the stories featured on this site. I am currently working as a waitress in a steakhouse. I had a couple of days off last week and went to visit one of my girlfriends. While I was at her house I really needed to go the number 2 variety. We had just finished eating a pizza and were just starting to watch a movie. I was too embarrassed about stinking up here bathroom which was close to the room we were watching the movie in. So I just sat there and held it in. I hadn't been in a couple of days although I felt the urge to go on a few occasions and ended up holding it in because I was so busy or in a public place where I was embarrassed to use the facilities. As we were watching the movie I could feel my poop pressing outward. Fortunately, it was the hard variety and I could pull it back in as the tip of it started to emerge from my anus. It was a struggle because I would tighten my buns and pu! ll it back inside of me hold it there for about half a minute and then have to relax my muscles. During this time my poop would start trying to come out again with the very tip of it protruding from my half opened anus. Then I would have to take a deep breath, hold it, and pull my poop back inside of me. The couch I was sitting on wasn't offering enough resistance; it was too soft. Therefore, I slid over to the end of the couch and sat on the couche's arm which was hard and firm. My friend asked me if I was comfortable and I said yes. Now my poop had nowhere to go. It kept pushing hard trying to come out, but the arm of the couch blocked its exit. I thought I could actually smell it, but I think I was just imagining things because I had to go so bad. Finally towards the end of the movie I felt the urge to go get less and less. I was left with only the urge to go pee.
The next day my friend and I went on a picnic at a state park. While we were eating lunch the urge to go number 2 came back again. We were sitting on hard picnic benches so this helped. I really had to go bad and it felt like my poop was pressing right against the bench I was sitting on. I glanced at the open restrooms a couple of times but told myself there was no way I was going in there. After lunch my friend and I went on a hike. The tip of my poop kept emerging from my anus and I had to keep pulling it in. As we approached a large rock on the side of the trail, I said that I needed to take a break. I immediately sat on the rock. My poop pressed hard against the rock because at this point I really had to go bad. My friend kept talking about how beautiful the park was. I had difficulty talking to her because I had to go so bad. I think I spoke like someone who was lifting weights or exercising. I even grunted a few times. My friend asked me if I was all r! ight, and I told her I was just a bit winded. I didn't want her to know I really had to poop. Finally my urge to poop went away. We continued our hike and then went back to her apartment.
The next day we took seperate cars to a Wall-mart in the direction of my home. I was glad I was in my own car because I really expelled some stinky farts on the way. Of course at Wall-mart I had to go again. I would crouch down sitting on the heal of one of my shoes pretending to be really interested in something on a bottom shelf. I had to go bad but managed to hold in my poop till the urge to go faded away. Still, I was feeling bloated and wanted to go home to use my private bathroom. I told my friend bye and started for home. I let some more stinky farts which helped relieve the bloated feeling. I stopped by work early so I could pick up my check to quickly cash at my bank. However, the manager told me I needed to start right now because two of the girls had called in sick. I reluctantly started work. The place was packed even for a Friday afternoon. Halfway through waiting tables the urge to poop returned to me. However, I was too busy to take time for a! break. I had to go bad as I was taking orders. I kept tightening my buns and pulling my poop back in me. I would kind of go up on my tippy-toes as I sucked my poop back in. I wondered if anyone noticed but I just wanted my shift to end so I could go home and take a desperately needed poop. As I waited on a large party of people, I really had to go bad and the tip of my poop kept coming further out my anus before I could pull it back in. Remarkably I didn't have an accident. I had to close and the ladies restroom was being cleaned by the time I was finished. I kept messing the money count up because I kept squirming and figiting to keep from pooping in my pants. Finally, I was done I let the boys out who cleaned up and locked the door. I raced to my car and drove quickly home. I really had to go super bad. Once home, I immediately sat on my toilet. My panties had a streak of poop staines on them so this is how close I came from having an accident. My poop was so b! ig and hard that it hurt as my anus expanded to let it out. As bad as I had to go I still had to push a little to get it to come out. It was huge! I never felt so relieved in my life.
Emily of NYC
Althea - Yes, I was in Madison Square Garden. I expected to find the toilets worse than they actually were - they weren't that bad.
Manhattan Girl - I'm 14 years old, caucasian, an 8th grader in my junior high school, about 5'6", I have very long blond hair down to my waist, blue eyes, and I am wanted by many of the boys in my school as a girlfriend -probably because I have very big breasts for my age.
I had teh most embarassing experience in history class last Wednesday. It was so beautiful and warm last week in NYC! Anyhow, about 10 minutes into history class, which happened at about 10 am, I let out this embarassingly long and loud fart. A boy named Mitchell fell of his seat in laughter. I said "Excuse me" like a polite girl but couldn't hide the embarassment. Mrs. Brooks wasn't amused, and said, "If you have to excuse yourselfto go the bathroom, please do, but don't disrupt the class." Actually I did really have to go take a dump, and I said, "I think I will," which also caused many boys and girls to laugh. I calmly walked to the girls' bathroom, every stall was free, so I walked into the stall closest to the door. I lowered my skirt, pulled down my panties, and released two foot long logs, followed by a rather long, about 20 second bout of diarrhea. I girl named Christina opened the bathroom door, and ran out, screaming, "Gosh it stinks in there!" It took! about 5 wipes to clean myself, though the toilet wouldn't flush. I walked back to my history class, and was greeted by Mrs. Brooks, asking, "Are you feeling better, Emily?" I happily said yes and returned to my seat.
All my hugs and kisses - EmTo Teddy - Loved your story about the tour trip. When I was 14 (i'm 17 now) and on an 8th grade trip to an amusment park, I started to piss my bathing suit while waiting in line for a water ride with my friend. I had to go wicked bad, but it was nearly our turn after 20 minutes of waiting. Like you, all of a sudden spurt after spurt kept coming. The only thing I had on was the bathing suit, but luckily it was wet so I doubt it showed. The things that probably gave me away though was the constant fidgeting and discrete but noticable penis-pinching, and the drips of pee on the ground. I hit the bathroom right after the ride, having about half left.
To Jabberwocky - Liked your story. I'm a senior in high school now, as my age may indicate. Luckily, I've never had an experience of crapping myself around friends like you did. In fact, in my 4 years of high school, I have never taken a crap at school, ever. I've had to go pretty bad sometimes, but I've always managed to wait.
-wetguy
Markus
Hey, what's up everyone? I know I don't post on this site very much, but I never poop out big enough turds to talk about. Someone was asking a survey question about whether I like to read on the toilet or not. Here's my answer: very rarely. I just do my business and get on with the day's activities. I feel there's no need to spend excessive amounts of time on the can. I hope to come up with a story to share sometime! Bye!
coyote
answer to bryian about the unisex restroom and if anyone came in and saw me sitting down like a girl. well since it is a one stall restroom , no one came in since it was locked .
jen
hi i get shit staines (skid markes) in my panties a lot does anyone else get them
L'il Messer
Hey, everyone! This is my first post! I've got a question for you guys:
Has anyone pooped themself in bed before?
Bran-O
HI!! This is my first time writeing in. I just wanted to let you all know what happened to me last night. I was out partying till about 12:30 at night and had just started driving home, which is still about an hour away, when I felt a mighty push. IT almost made me drive off the road. Then I decided I would stop at a 24 hour store. Luckly about 10 mins later after the first push I found a store!! So, I ran inside. When I got in I saw shit all over the toilet!! Someone had had problems before me! I could not hold it any longer so I shit in the sink. It was so damn pasty! I decided not to clean it up and ran out to the car and drove away.CC
Hi everyone,
I haven't posted here much lately but I've still been reading everything.
I'm still working at a local library part time which has two unisex toilets (one public, one staff separated by a small storage area). A week or two ago one of the women who works there came back from an appointment. I noticed her making her way to the toilets so a minute later I followed as I also had to go. She was in the staff toilet so I went into the public one. You can still here what is going on despite the small area separating them and I heard her doing a very strong wee that went on for quite a while, it sounded like she'd be holding it in.
The same week I went into the staff toilet after an attractive girl had gone into the public one. I couldn't here much but I swear after she came out I could smell a faint poo smell.
Something strange I noticed in both these incidents was the amount of toilet paper they pulled off. You can clearly hear a person rolling it off and it sounded like they were using half a roll! Is this normal for females?
The other day I was about to go home and I went for a wee as I usually do. Much to my surprise in the toilet was a small turd sitting in the bottom of the bowl. It was light brown, smooth and looked almost like two smaller turds stuck together. This turned me on a great deal since only females work there (apart from myself) but unfortunatly I don't know who did it. I often wondered if any of them do shits there and now I know!
CC
Todd MN
MOVIE FAN- Hey thanks for the great description. I am in the process of ordering that video or dvd. I have a few questions for you. From the time of the interview does she pull down excessive clothing and sit on the toilet or she already sitting on the toilet? How much can you see of her sitting on the toilet? Because on the tv commercial you can only see her leaning forward and has her hands together after she farts and says "excuse me" Does this take place at her home/apartment? Where did you get your copy of that movie? I have to get it off the website. Out if 10 , what would you rate it? To me it sounds like a 30. Please let me know, and what part of the video is it in, begining, middle ,or end? I rented Blue Crush last night and that scene with that blonde sitting on the toilet in the ladies room, is in my opinion, orgasmic-no lie! Thanks Movie Fan!Traveling Guy
TV Guide - Pretty cool survey. OK, here goes:
1.Would you sing a toilet song while taking a crap?
No, but I once had a girlfriend who did, every time. Not to cover anything up, just because she was relaxed. She had a good voice, too.
2.Do you think for ship terms that "poop deck" and "heads" should change definitions?
Not really. Picture one of those huge, old sailing ships. The stern was high above the water, with part of the giant rudder visible down below it, right? Sometimes the deck atop that area had holes cut in it where the crew could sit and poop. The poop then fell into the water. It came to be known as the "poop deck," also a place where crew members exchanged the latest gossip, or "poop." When flush toilets later came aboard ships, the bowl and seat part was just the "head" of a system of water and waste pipes, and sometimes pumps, too. Still is.
3.Would you build a toilet chair used while watching TV?
Nah, I'd just take the TV into the bathroom, with a long cable on it.
Your 2nd survey:
1.Would you wish that Animotion was invented?
Some forms of are already used in filmmaking, but it's still kind of basic.
2.Can you imagine a pet standing up to take a leak?
Once when I lived outside town, I had a housebroken cat that didn't use a litter box. Instead, he let me know when he had to go and I'd let him out. Once, I went away and forgot that I'd left him inside. When I came home, he was spread eagle on the toilet seat, taking a piss. Never trained him for that. He just picked up on what a toilet is for by watching, I guess.
3.Has a porta-potty saved you from trouble?
Only in the sense that when I really had to take a pee or a dump and I suddenly spotted a porta-potty, it was a nice convenience. Not that I mind at all going in the great outdoors.
Carmalita! Hola! Great to hear about Nu and all the regulars, and now about your sister and mom, too. If being apart is what works best for you and Jake, then I'm happy for you.
Yesterday morning, I felt an urgent one coming on. I got comfortable on the crapper and did some deep breathing to relax. Without even trying, I dropped something that felt so deluxe on the way out It gave me a really nice tingle! When I looked, it was a 17-incher, curved neatly in half in the bowl. Not too stinky, though.
wetguy
I will likely be posting here a little less frequently. However, I did want to relate what I did on Thursday night.
I am 17 and male, and I was surfing and doing some work on my computer, and I really had to piss bad. I also needed to crap pretty bad. I was wearing a pair of black nylon pants, so after awhile when the urge to pee got unbearable, I just started pissing my pants. I went for about 5 seconds, then stopped. Already, since I was sitting down, I could feel that my butt was soaked. This lessened the urge for about 5 minutes, but when it came back, I whizzed in my pants for another 5 seconds or so. Now I could feel the pee dripping down my right leg, and my butt and crotch area were just drenched. I didnt really want to get my carpet all wet, so I got up from the chair. When I did so, it revealed the full extent of the damage so far. As I expected, my butt was covered in piss and the seat was, to
Section 1
o. At this time, both my need to pee and crap became desperate again, so I decided to continue my fun elsewhere. I raced to the bathroom and hopped in the shower.
Once there, I just put my hands in the pockets of my pants as if I was just hanging out anywhere, and totally flooded my pants. Man, I really had to pee bad!! I kept going for at least 15 seconds, in addition to what I had already done in my room. Usually, nothing wet shows up well on these black pants, but when i was done, I could vaguely make out a wet spot extending from my crotch all the way down my right leg and dripping out into the bathtub.
My urge to crap came back, and I then began debating whether to peel off my pissed-pants and go in the toilet, or to just crap my pants right there. The latter choice won out, and within 10 seconds, I had a load in my pants as well. It was absolutely disgusting cleaning this up, but it was still an amazing thing. Here I was, at 17 years old, having just completely taken a much-needed piss and much-needed crap without removing any of my clothes. I thought that was an interesting way of looking at it. All in all, it was an enjoyable experience.
Anyone else, particularly my age, do this??
-wetguy
alex
Hi everyone, I have been reading posts for a while on this site, about a year I think, and have never had the nerve to post until now. I'm 17, male about 5'5" and very light (dont want to say exactly). I'm not sick or anything, I just have always been like this. I am very skinney, to the point where I wont show anyone my chest because you can see all my ribs. Anyway, for some time (before I came upon this site) I engaged in some voyeuristc activities involving bathrooms, but that is hopefuly all over and I wont go into details in fear of being censored by the moderators. Still, I have been in thereapy for a while because of it (but for other reasons too) and am now seeing a specialist that will ask me very specific, embaracing details. I know that everything I have done is bad, but coming to this site allows me to not hate myself and have a tiny bit of hope that someday I will meet a girl that understands my facination. I have enjoyed for some time, living vicariously throug! h your stories, especialy people like PRG, Carmalita, etc. and have to admit I am turned on by imagining many of your posts. I am very inspired to know that you can be that open with others, and not be grossed out and stuff. This is getting a little long, so i'll let you respond if you want stories or whatever. But before I go, the reason I finaly am posting:
Ashley - Oh My GOD! I that physicaly possible? How is it that you produce so much urine and feces? When you say that every time you tried to poop you had dificulty, does that mean you just were too contipated to go, or really really had to go each time? It must be hard if its like that all the time. I'm also confused about all the Ashleys, are you new or not? if not, which are your previous posts? I'm curious about more details of your poops, consistancy, size, and time it took.
-Thanks. Alex
jen
hi i get shit staines (skid markes) in my panties a lot does anyone else get them
wetguy
Well, i did it again (btw, i'm 17/m).....
Tonight, really had to pee bad, but didnt want to piss in the pants I was wearing. I almost did by accident i had to go so bad, but I managed to force myself into a pair of tan cargo pants that are now too small for me. I hurriedly jumped in the shower and let loose, totally pissing my pants. It was awesome watching the wet spot grow from my crotch area down BOTH legs and then the pee started dripping out of the bottom. The wet spot was enormous when i was done whizzing, and so was the feeling!
-wetguywetguy
I will likely be posting here a little less frequently. However, I did want to relate what I did on Thursday night.
I am 17 and male, and I was surfing and doing some work on my computer, and I really had to piss bad. I also needed to crap pretty bad. I was wearing a pair of black nylon pants, so after awhile when the urge to pee got unbearable, I just started pissing my pants. I went for about 5 seconds, then stopped. Already, since I was sitting down, I could feel that my butt was soaked. This lessened the urge for about 5 minutes, but when it came back, I whizzed in my pants for another 5 seconds or so. Now I could feel the pee dripping down my right leg, and my butt and crotch area were just drenched. I didnt really want to get my carpet all wet, so I got up from the chair. When I did so, it revealed the full extent of the damage so far. As I expected, my butt was covered in piss and the seat was, too. At this time, both my need to pee and crap became desperate again, so I decided to continue my fun elsewhere. I raced to the bathroom and hopped in the shower.
Once there, I just put my hands in the pockets of my pants as if I was just hanging out anywhere, and totally flooded my pants. Man, I really had to pee bad!! I kept going for at least 15 seconds, in addition to what I had already done in my room. Usually, nothing wet shows up well on these black pants, but when i was done, I could vaguely make out a wet spot extending from my crotch all the way down my right leg and dripping out into the bathtub.
My urge to crap came back, and I then began debating whether to peel off my pissed-pants and go in the toilet, or to just crap my pants right there. The latter choice won out, and within 10 seconds, I had a load in my pants as well. It was absolutely disgusting cleaning this up, but it was still an amazing thing. Here I was, at 17 years old, having just completely taken a much-needed piss and much-needed crap without removing any of my clothes. I thought that was an interesting way of looking at it. All in all, it was an enjoyable experience.
Anyone else, particularly my age, do this??
-wetguy
Simpsons Fan
For TV Guide..
In your list of Simpsons episodes, you forgot that great scene where Marge yells at Bart for burping and just as she does it, she farts. It is one of the few examples I have seen of a female farting on American TV, even though it's just a cartoon.
Anyone know of any other female fart or poop scenes on American TV?
Sunday, April 20, 2003
Bryian
To Carmalita: I enjoyed your stories
To Concerned pooper: Try eating more and try eating lots of starches that might help
To Krissen: I liked your stories
To Punk Rock Girl: Liked your story..thanks for replying
To Movie Fan: I heard about blind date...you decribed it in more detail
To spongebob squarepants: Liked your story about spying on the teacher
To Teddy: Loved your story..how old are you?
To DJcrapper: Liked your story..sounds like a cool place/party
To unnamed poster: Pooping at the lake...i loved your story
To Fernando: Liked your story
To TV Guide: That sounds cool about the simpsons..i've seen the one where homer was singing.
To andrew: Liked your story..did you poop in the girls room?
To Jabberwocky: liked your story about shitting your pants around your friendsTe4ddy Bear
Wow! the cover girl on the masthead of yesterday's post (sat.)reminded me of a former g/f from several years ago. she is a striking resemblance to "lisa", from her facial features, blonde hair, & cute little smile down to the way she sat on the toilet; at a 45 degree angle, on the balls of her feet, legs spread,looking slightly up when conversing with me & hands together & elbows on thighs. i'm gonna tell a little alittle of how we met & how she finally let her be with her while she was pooping. i met her thru a coworker. we hit it off right away, & on our 2nd date we were both pretty looped when i took her home, she was staggering pretty bad, & needed help to the bathroom. i helped her down with her jeans & panties & she must have peed for a least 3 min. she made a half-ass attempt at wiping her pussy & staggered to her bedroom with her pants still partly down. she asked me to stay with her that night & i obliged, but nothing happened! as we both too intoxicated. after a month of dating she agreed to leave her apt. & move in with me in my cabin outside of spokane. we were very much in love & was very open when peeing but still private when pooping. at fist she would close the bathroom door but not lock it, i could here her turds crackling & plopping in the toilet & smell the aftermath when she was done. the smell was by no means offending, in fact it turned me on. i have never had an objection to the smell of women's farts or poop, in fact it has an aphrodesial affect on me, it really gets me in the mood. no need for viagra! later she was leaving the door slightly ajar where i could see her butt perched on the oak toilet seat.
the first time i actually got to be with her when she was pooping was a monday morning. we were camping the previous weekend, and to my knowledge she never pooped on sat or sun. i get up about an hour later after her , she has to be at work half an hour before me, when i got up & came out to get my coffee i noticed she was in the bathroom with the door slightly open & she was on the pot. i knoncked on the door & told her i need to shower & shave & she said "come on in, but it might not smell too good". i said that i dont mind. i saw her in all her beauty, her her lovely butt nestled on the oak seat, making little grunting sounds & reading the morning paper. as i was removing my sweats & preparing to go in the shower, i heard the familiar "ploop" of a medium size turd splashing in the water. from the smell i knew it had lots of company. i was very much aroused by this, i kept my back toward her so i wouldn't be embarrased if she saw it. i ask! ed her "
please dont flush the toilet while i'm in the shower, i might grt scalded, which is true because there is a drop in the cold water pressure. i left the curtain partly open on the front end so i could take a peak at her lucious ass slightly hovering over the seat. her leaning forward also revealed nice butt cleavage. man, i was turned on! when she finally sat straight i knew it was time for the paper work i saw her raise her butt up & forward & put a generous amount of tp to her crack, revealing some of her turds, i could see 2 well formed 6 to 8 inchers & part of a 3rd one. she wiped with her left hand because she's left handed & it gave me an unobstructed view of the tp & toilet water. her 1st wipe produced quite a bit of brown on the tp, she folded it over & wiped again. she needed 3 more wipes, including the one for her pussy. she then stood up, put the lid down & left. i got out of the shower 5 min. later, she was ready to leave for work, ! she gave me a long lingering kiss, & left. i then went to inspect her load, & was awed at what i saw. pushing the tp aside, there was 1 8" piece 3 6" pieces, 3 more 3-4" pieces, & afew smaller ones that had sunk to the bottom. all turds were 2-2.5" in thickness. WOW! this gal could poop! i then felt i needed to poop myself, but could only manage 2 6" turds & a few smaller ones , she had me beat by at least 2 to 1! i finally flushed, it took 2 flushes with plenty of skid marks left. this is one pooping session i will never forget! i will relate some more of her pooping sessions at a later date. i only wish our relationship could have lasted, however my drinking eventually ended this tender & fufilling love relation. yesterday's cover girl brought back fond memories.
to ash: loved your story in 1095. wow! that was an awesome play by play description. my poops are similar to yours, maybe a little softer keep your laptop handy & give us more of your pooping sessions. please indicater your age ht, wt, hair, eyes, measurements, & race. thanx.
to althea & linda d.: thanx for answering my survey. you other gals, lets hear from you.
carmalita: bienvinedo autra vis, amiga! hope my spanish isnt too bad. keep posting!
well, enough for now, catch y'all later. kybo.
peace & love Teddy Bear
Raging Urophile
To Turd World Nation;
The post that you are referring to about the "little orphan annie" look- alike was actually a call girl that I found in a newspaper. I mentioned this in my original post, but it did not make the board. I therefore repeated the post without the call girl reference. I am keeping this post short in case it does not make the board . Thanks.
Office gusher
I am a hospital administrater and I am prone to constipation, I am very friendly with several of the nurses and often talk about myself being constipated. One of the nuses says that she also suffers from this and regularly has enemias which keeps her bowels moving regularly and easily. She suggested that I gave it a go to see if I liked it and how effective it was for me.
One day I agreed to have an enemia and I went with the nurse to a room with an examining couch which had an adjoining toilet. There was a young male nurse in there and the female nurse asked him to leave, but I said that I did not mind if he stayed.
The female nurse said that I should take off my clothes and put on a hospital gown in case of an accident, I took off my skirt and blouse and I put on a white gown which fastened up at the back. The male nurse appeared to be really turned on by me getting undressed, I slipped off my panties and gave him a smile. Wearing black stockings, high heels and a white hospital gown I climbed onto the couch and laid on my front and pulled the gown up above my waist.
The female nurse put on a disposable glove, put some gel on her finger and inserted it into my rectum, it felt good, I would not have minded her doing that to me for the rest of the day. Then she inserted a plastic tube into me and attached a large syringe into the other end of the tube. She squirted the solution into me, after a couple of minutes she squirted a second syringefull into me, then she removed the syringe and clamped off the tube with the other end still in my bum.
I laid there for a few minutes and soon felt a massive poopie building up inside me, I climbed off the couch and the female nurse held the tube in place as I teetered on my high heels into the toilet. I turned and hovered over the toilet bowl as she removed the tube and I dropped my bottom onto the seat. As I sat down I had the biggest anal erruption that I have ever had in my life. Wet sloppy poop gushed out of me which sounded like a bucket of water being tipped into the toilet, I could not help doing a loud bubbly fart which lasted about 6 seconds.
The young male nurse was standing there totally spaced out, I unfastened the gown that I was wearing and removed it while I was still sitting on the toilet. I asked the male nurse to take it, as he walked up to me I did another anal gusher and loud fart, then I stood up, wiped my bottom and flushed the toilet.
As I walked out of the toilet wearing a bra, stockings, suspenders and high heels the male nurse asked me if I would like him to clean my bum with surgical wipes, I said yes and leant forward. He then obliged with several wipes before I put my panties back on followed by my blouse and skirt. I told him next time he can give me the enemia to which he said that he would love to, then I went back to work.
JAY
Here is a surveay for men and woman
Section 1
1) How old are you?
2) Are you male or female
Section 2
3) Have you ever pooped your pants?
4) Have you ever pissed your pants?
5) Have you ever pooped your pants at school?
6) Have you ever pissed your pants at school?
7) Have you ever pissed in the shower?
8) Have you ever pooped in the shower?
9) If you answered yes to 5 tell the story.
10) If you answered Yes to 6 tell the story.
Section 3
11) Where is the wiredest place you have pooped?
12) Where is the wiredest place you have pissed?
THANK YOU (SRY if spelling errors if any)
anthea
Last week my friend Sharon and I went to ladies room in Barnes and Noble (for which thank God). We had just finished a chatty pee and were washing up, exchanging lipsticks and yakking when a man came in, tall distinguished and well-dressed. "Don't be alarmed, ladies, the men's room is closed and I can wait no longer." Sounded a bit hammy, but when you've gotta go... Anyway in he went and there followed a jet that sounded like a goat pissing down a well. Sharon and I clutched each other and I thought we would explode. Seemed better to be gone when he came out and we dashed out.
My first experience of a man in the ladies restroom terrified me. I was working on a holiday project in Montana that involved getting about by bus. I was about 18 and this day was wearing baggy shorts with a halter under a shirt and had a backpack. I went to this ladies room in the bus station to pee. Girls know what this means. You're naked to the waist except for a bra and the shorts and straps are round your ankles. I was in no hurry. The door of the next booth was closed and there was no sound. I knelt down, looked under the partition and nearly fainted. There was a large pair of men's trainers facing towards the partition between us and in the wood a small hole had been drilled. I love toilets but I didn't want to die in one. I don't know how I got dressed without strangling myself but I was out of there.
What a wuss you may say. That's the way I am. I would have rather died again than report it!
Could this become the normal thing? Sharon has a friend in Sweden who says that there is a plan to make all public toilets unisex. No stand-up places for men. Why not? So as not to give them an unfair advantage and make them queue up with females?
Re: discrimination in toilets. When we were in in England in the summer, four of us girls rented a car and went on a tour. In a market town we found the toilet block. By the door to the Men's there was printed on a metal plate: "These toilets are subject to surveillance and it should be noted that unacceptable activities will not be tolerated. Positive action will be taken against anyone misusing these premises." By the door to the Ladies - nothing. What discrimination! Are women thought incapable of UNACCEPTABLE ACTIVITIES? We thought of transferring the plate to the Ladies as a gesture. I am a wishy washy feminist. What would a true sister have done? Happy Easter. Love you all. Anthea.
Hi there Poopers & Posters...AUSSIEROD here ! To Carmalita really enjoyed your story, especially about your sister,Luisa. Reminds of a time a few months ago when I was mustering cattle, we were bringing them back from an island across the strait at low tide. Before we entered the water most people who wanted to empty themselves did so before they hit the water, otherwise you'd have to stand knee deep in saltwater with an audience of 20 riders. We were half way across & I was talking to this Latino girl who I had been attracted to over the weekend. Her horse was in front of mine & as she rose up & down to the trot I was looking at her bum, she has a very nice J LO type of bum. I couldn't believe my eyes, in the seat of her light tan joddies was a long brown stain, she had obviously shit herself in the saddle. No wonder she was trying to get away from me & everyone else. Unfortunately we had trouble with the cattle when we hit dry land & the less e! xperienced riders went ahead that was the last I ever saw of her.
Carmalita you say you have pooped your pants on purpose, so have I mainly at home though. I used to live with a latino woman, she was very hirsuit. Her pubic hair started at her navel & went to a bush that you could hide a tank in . Her problem was wiping clean, she tried shaving once but the itch factor was too much.......... being Latino do you have the same problem????
Being a bit arty I decided the other day to paint my toilet floor using the chuck & splatter method, using a grey background I got a horse syringe & squirted different colour paints over the floor........looks different! It was oil base paint, drying time was 6 hours. In the meantime I had this urge to do a poop & I hadn't been for 2 days so I figured I would have to hold it, if I could. About 4 hours later I was desperate, I mean really desparate.The only alternative was to have poop in old chicken coop that I use as a storage room for fencing material. On the way there I felt the turtles head start to emerge from my hole, it felt huge, it was spreding my cheeks, so I just stood still & let nature take its course. I completely filled my jox, felt so relieved as I waddled up to the coop. I emptied out a 10 incher & a 8 incher both were dark brown & nobbly, very hard. Hardly had to wipe at all.................