Emily of NYC
Yesterday coming home from school I had the funniest experience. I got off the bus at my usual stop 3 blocks away from my house. I know I can't say anything revealing about where I live, but on the way I needed to take a dump really badly, and I could not wait another minute. There is a Citibank near my house, and they are building a very tall building that woody Allen was against on top of it. There were 4 porta-potties next to the scaffolding. I needed to use them. I ran in, and no one seemed to see me,and I latched the door. It stunk like a sewer there, but anything is better than going in your beautiful new skirt. I pulled my skirt down and let go of what seemed like tons of diarrhea. ONe of the workers knocked on the door, and said to another, "some one in there has a serious case of the s***s." I hate cursing. it brings out the worst parts in us. I evacuated 3 long logs,about a foot long for each of them, and then left, wiping myself with the sparse toilet ! paper there. When I got out, this big beefy guy said to me, "Young lady, you don't look like a worker here. YOu're not allowed to use them here toilets." I said sorry, and he said "I don't want to catch you here again." THat was ridiculous. he's not my teacher or my parent or any of the sort. THen the guy said to one of his chums, "That girl there took a big dump. Lookee here!" I was so embarassed. Today I past by the porta-potties, and there was a sign saying "To be used only by maintenance workers." How ridiculous!
All my hugs and kisses - EmTraveling Guy
Stl Susan - Lucky you! Why I can't I ever find one of those unisex, multi-toilet restrooms over here in the Mid-Atlantic states? You're right - defecating and uriinating are just natural functions, no big deal. I used unisexes a lot in places like So. America.
Christine - You asked women if they enjoy pooping as much as you do. Well, I'm a guy, but I really enjoy the sensations you're talking about, that tingling that makes you say "ahhhh," and that nice sense of relief. I don't think men and women are defferent in enjoying that. For me to experience that, though, it has to be an "automatic" dump, one where nature takes its course without and pushing or straining.
My unit is working in a new building this summer. The restrooma have those cuotroured, hip-hugging seats. Really comfy. But I disovered they're even better if you use one of the higher, handicapped toilets. That seat really grabs you then. The dump was just so-so. Of course, I knew there weren't any disabled people in the building at that time. I'd hate to be occupying that stall if a guy in a wheelchair came in and needed it.
MissMay
Hi!
I remember when I was a kid about the age of seven, I lived in a neighbor hood with lots of other kids. I made friends with one of them especially (lets call he Cindy). Well anyway, Cindy, me, and occasionaly another neighbor (lets call her Kim) would hang out by my old garden shed in my backyard. We never would want to go back to the house to use the bathroom, so one day Cindy decided we make a hole and go pee in it. So we dug a hole in a secluded area by the back fence next to the shed. Whenever we would have to pee, we would take turns going in the hole. Well one day, cindy was peeing in our hole, and I was about to pee my pants waiting for her. I heard the sound stop so I started to pull down my pants. But she didnt get up. I heard a soft fart, and saw her face scrunch up, she was dumping!! Cindy said that it was gonna be awhile, so I dug another hole, peed, and dumped too. From that day on, whenever we would hang out by the shed, would have "dumping parties! " and just sit, dump, and talk. It's funny, because we became very close as a result of this experience.Double Sevens
TAPO - Interesting note about the connection between your bowels and the effects of smoking. From what I've been told, you're not alone. My wife was a smoker (long before I knew her) and she told me that back in those days, she always smoked while sitting on the bowl and apparently got similar results -- she clained that it actually got things moving, as you phrased it. From what I've heard, this practice seems to be more common among the female members of the population. Would any other current or former smokers like to share their experiences here? Thanks!
Double Sevens
Nealy
To TAPO: Woo, I'm glad someone remembers me! Truth be told, I don't get a chance to get online anymore, but I check this site everytime I do! I haven't posted any new stories for a couple reasons. Firstly, I lost the majority of them. What I mean by that is, me and Cheri aren't as close as we used to be. I won't say the exact reason, but let's just say the reason is dating her right now. Since we were such good friends, and she really doesn't like sharing these stories as much as I, I decided to respect what we had and not tell any more stories involving her... which was most of them. The other reason is I live in a area of the US that was recently racked by tornadoes and the weather really mucked up my internet connection. I get kicked every two minutes, for real. I didn't want something getting posted twice or more so I never did, but since you requested that I post ... I will risk it :).
Anyway, to get you caught up on MY life. I'm 16 now, almost 17. I still look the same pretty much, but as I mature I become more sexy, naturally ^~. Hopefully my story weaving abilities have improved! Espically since there have been a draught of diarrhea stories lately.
Anyway, I wasn't going to give such a long intro and not leave you with a story. I may have lost several, but I still have a few, including some accidents. I have a lot of those when I'm sick, I don't know why I just have trouble controling myself when I don't feel well. LOL, dad told me when I get sick he's going to go buy me some anti-diarrhea and adult diapers, he was joking though :).
This one is a classic and still the cause of peals of laughter amongst members of my family. I was fourteen and my family was visiting my grandma for Thanksgiving. We were spending the night there and it was getting kinda late. Well, only around seven thirity, but I had already showered and was wearing my pink PJs. My parents and grandparents were sitting in the living room, finishing off a movie before they headed upstairs to bed. (I was lucky, I got to sleep downstairs and stay up as long as I wanted watching movies.) But first, I was thirsty. So I wandered into the kitchen and opened the 'fridge, scanning for a can of pop. I didn't find any, but I did find a large pitcher of what I thought was grape juice. So I poured myself a tall glass and downed it. I thought it tasted a little funny but was ok so I poured another and downed it. I refilled and walked into the living room and finished the movie. Iwas just polishing off the last of my third glass as my grand/parents ! headed for bed.
Well, I was in the mood for a action flick, so I popped in Terminator. The opening credits rolled and I began to feel like I had a lead weight in the pit of my stomach. The movie wore on and about half way through I was starting to feel really uncomfortable. But it was odd. My stomach hurt and it was churning, but I didn't feel like I needed to go. But I decided that, maybe, I did need to go so I headed for the bathroom (which was doorless by the way. The one downstairs never got used... only the one upstairs.) and sat down. As soon as my thighs hit that cool toilet seat ... WOOOOOOOOSH. My large turkey dinner started spilling out of me at dizzing speeds. As the diarrhea subsided, I couldn't help wondering what caused it. I shrugged, wiped, flushed and went back to the movie. I got to about the bathroom door when I realized my stomach still had that odd feeling to it. I got another ten minutes into the movie before I sighed and headed for the bathroom for round two. Anot! her flood of mushy, watery shit found its way into the toilet and still my insides felt wierd. I wandered to the couch and sat down. I didn't even hit play, I just got up and made another journey to the toilet bowl.
This time my poop was pure liquid. I hate that, peeing from the wrong end. Wehn the spell was over, I was still sitting on the jon when my mom came downstairs. She asked me if I was alright(I guess my wandering to the bathroom got her attention.) I said I had really bad diarrhea. Well, she came into the bathroom to make sure I was alright, and we discovered that there was no more TP in my little rest room. Mom had no idea where to look for it, and ended up waking my grandparents and dad. So there I was, sitting on the pot with my pink PJs to my ankles. My family's looking around for a roll of paper and/or some diarrhea medicine. Meanwhile, I'm starting to feel a bad pain in my gut and an overpowering urge to go. But I tried to hold it, I wanted to spare myself any more humiliation.
Well, they found some paper and handed it to me. I took it gratefully, but while they were all standing in the room right outside my bathroom, I lost it. The dam broke and out came the flood waters. "Arrrrgh," I moaned in a mixture of relief, agony and shame. A burning liquid ran out of me like a river, then it stopped. This was followed by another spell of watery shit and the same formula kept up for several minutes. Inbetween bouts of diarrhea, I said I thought that grape juice tasted funny. My grandma asked what grape jucie and said they didn't have any. I said it was in a big pitcher with flowers on it in the ice box. Grandma started laughing, I started shitting. Finally she choked out, that wasn't grape juice, it was prune juice! Everyone but me got a huge laugh out of that. I spent the rest of the night without incident, but my family still gets a kick out of that story!
Well, that was my novel for the evening! Next time I post I'll tell an accident story! PS sorry if it gets posted twice, I got kicked right when I hit send.
Megan
1. Do you ever pee or poop naked? Yes, I always do before my morning shower and also I pee naked before bed, because i sleep nude, but i dont always poop before bed.
2. Are your legs spread apart, or kept together when you poop? When I poop I keep them about shoulderwidth apart.
3. Where are your panties when you sit? At my ankles with my pants
4. Do you ever put both hands on the side of the toilet when you poop? I dont usually like to touch the toilet, but I sometimes put my hands on my hips.
5. Girls, do you wipe your butt from the back, or underneath your vagina? I wipe my vagina from the front first, and then wipe my bum from the back starting at my vagina.
6. Do you lean forward when you poop? Usually, especially when its tough to get out.
7. Are your hands on your knees? Usually my elbows. I take time to poop, so i get comfortable. Sometimes I lean my head on my hands with my elbows on my knees.hether
I had to go really, really bad and we were heading up north and we weren't going to be there for another hour and the driver wasn't going to stop so I pulled down my pants and blew turds out the window it was sick but afterwards i felt a lot better turns out i had eaten a old hot dog!
Dan
I am going caamping this weekend and wonder if anyone has any suggestions as to pooping places. After I get back I will post any stories.
BeachNut
To Cecile: Loved your story. I bet you and your husband felt quite wicked pissing in that house. Is it really abandoned or is it one of those million dollar rental properties that was vacant? Could have been a teen party scene where they got so piss-drunk that they pissed whenever and wherever. Would love to hear of any return trips, perhaps with some stool droppings in an interesting place inside (or outside).
Also glad that you enjoyed my sand story. Doubt you would have seen the bubbles, for the people who were there didn't even know what I was up to. What's so strange about the foam is the fact that I RARELY do foam, not even in toilets. Maybe a lot of gas just built up in me in the wrong place or something...LOL. As for my poop in the sink at that college dorm, yup, had to make it go down the drain. I mean, I was confined to the room as it was and I wasn't about to deal with those overbearing aromatic fumes.
To PV: Hope to hear your beach story soon!!!Sexy girl
To Troubled J: Hey, thanks for your reply. You seem like a real nice guy. I don't think that I'm too young for you. I look a lot older than my age and also you don't seem into having sex so where would the problem be? It's too bad that your girlfriend has a medical problem that prevents you having sex. I know hugging is great but a normal guy of 24 can't go his whole life without proper sex. Also if you wear a condom she shouldn't get pregnant. Are you sure that this "medical condition" is just not an excuse from a frigid chick? It's real hard to think of any medical condition that would stop folks from having any sort of sex. She could give you a hand job, for example. I have pooped in front of guys. I don't think they are interested in the pooping part, but what young guy of 16 years can resist seeing a chick partly naked anyway whatever she's doing? My point is that you need to find a girl with a healthier attitude. If you can't have any type of sex with her ! other than hugging and she's too shy to let you watch her poop, what good is that to you? I think you should trade her in for a hotter number like me. I'd show you a real good time! Thanks for the hugs and kisses and I return them. Sexy girl
Has anyone ever thought that when you are in a port-o-pottie if you look through the platic mesh at the top of the sides if you look down and the other port-o-potties are close enough you can see other people doing their bussines.
(sorry if misspellings) (if any)Traveling Guy
Stl Susan - Lucky you! Why I can't I ever find one of those unisex, multi-toilet restrooms over here in the Mid-Atlantic states? You're right - defecating and uriinating are just natural functions, no big deal. I used unisexes a lot in places like So. America.
Christine - You asked women if they enjoy pooping as much as you do. Well, I'm a guy, but I really enjoy the sensations you're talking about, that tingling that makes you say "ahhhh," and that nice sense of relief. I don't think men and women are defferent in enjoying that. For me to experience that, though, it has to be an "automatic" dump, one where nature takes its course without and pushing or straining.
My unit is working in a new building this summer. The restrooma have those cuotroured, hip-hugging seats. Really comfy. But I disovered they're even better if you use one of the higher, handicapped toilets. That seat really grabs you then. The dump was just so-so. Of course, I knew there weren't any disabled people in the building at that time. I'd hate to be occupying that stall if a guy in a wheelchair came in and needed it.
Adrian
Carmalita. Thanks for your reply. It sounds as though Joanne had been holding back quite a massive poo to have at your place and you followed it up with an equally big one when she'd finished. You must have felt a few pounds lighter! Hope you get on well in your new place.
Troubled J. Friendship is extremely valuable and it's worth remembering that at times when nothing else is possible or appropriate.
the "HOLD IT" man. It's certainly my view, based on experience, that women tend to have stronger bladders and can hold longer than men if they need to. There are bound to be exceptions though.
View to a Poo. Wow, you're one lucky guy! It sounds as though the stewed prunes at breakfast worked their magic on your wife.
On Saturday I acquired another book from a secondhand stall on a local market about the history of sanitation and toilets. It's called 'The Poecelain God' and promises to be quite an entertaining read.
Best wishes to all who flush!
Adrian
Anthea
It's sad that this wonderful site is attracting the worst kind of filth.
For me it has been a liberation. Until I found so many kindred spirits
I felt isolated, inhibited and, if not alone in this particular preference, one of a tiny minority and without any idea how to make contact.This site does so much to destroy the taboo about bodily functions. Of course there are sexual connotations, but above all I love the closeness and intimacy of pissing and shitting in the proximity of other people. I have never had mutual participation with anyone else though I've come close to it. I do NOT spend my life haunting public restrooms though not unnaturally that's what I write about here! This story illustrates the sort of innocent intimacy I love. A year or so ago I was staying in a hotel in Boston where I had to give a talk. After breakfast I went to the downstairs ladies restroom for a dump so that I could go out without going back to the room. Nobody there. I had a shit and went over my notes. Then two women came in assuming the place was empty. One said 'I went before coming down. I'll just freshen up.' One ! toilet door closed and I heard a stream followed by gasping, grunting and straining. It seemed to go one for several minutes. A voice from outside said 'Are you all right, hon?' 'Nearly thanks.' There was a huge plop followed by four windy farts. Then the toilet door opened and one of the women said, 'come and look at this.' 'Wow', said her friend. 'That's gigantic.' 'I know. I thought you'd like to see.' 'Thanks a lot. I wouldn't have missed it for anything.' There was a sound of wiping and then flushing. 'You know what I say,' said the performer washing her hands. 'A good shit is better than bad sex any day.' they went out laughing. I rushed after them to see what they looked like. They were walking across the hall arm in arm laughing and talking, two nicely-dressed married women of about 40 I'd guess. I was quite jealous of them. I've never had a relationship like that with anyone. But I don't have a bad life!
love you all. Anthea
Perfect Merde
Ok...Has this happened to anyone? Well, it's so damn annoying can anyone explain it? Ok you sit down for your dump. Usually when this happens, you get a lil diarrhea. So you go and as it comes out, it feels like you are shitting out Tabasco sauce. It burns your butt-hole soooo bad. This just happened to me. Luckily I was at home so I could shower right afterwards.
What the heck is this? Why does it happen? Its not that I have hemmorhoids but its the actual crap coming out thats doing the burning. Someone please explain.
DNA
Hello all, my last post was not posted, and I understand were I may have included too much detail, and to the moderators I am sorry. I know I don't post too often so for those who don't remember I am a 21 year old female, and a very recent college grad.
I am worried that sometimes when I wet my pants or pee sitting in the tub(without water)the urine is sometimes forced into my vagina. Does anyone know if this could cause any harm? Or if a little pee is okay, since I have read that pee is sterile anyway.
A quick story:
When I was about five the woman from up the street and her son would come over and hang out with me and my mother. Our mothers would chat on my deck and her son, whose name I can't remember anyway, and I would play in my side yard. I was sitting on the ground playing and he got up and quickly ran under my deck (my dad had just finished it so there was no lattice or anything, and it had a clearence of about 2 and 1/2 feet. He pulled his pants down and pee started spraying everwhere out of his little penis. I was amazed because other than going into bathroom stalls with my mom or grandmother I had never seen another person pee, especially a boy. he just stood there kind of crouched with his pants around his ankles, he must have really had to pee because it went for a while. He then started to cry and called for his mom. Our mothers weren't mad at all, and my mom tried to comfort him saying "You could use our bathroom, its Tidy bowl fresh"
Nathan P
I'm not a new poster here, but it's been a long time since I've posted. (I think it was back in the 200s.)
Today, after dinner, I was driving home and suddenly the urge to shit hit me real hard while I was sitting at an intersection. Fortunately, it subsided and I was able to get home without making a mess of my car. I got back, threw my jacket on my bed, and rushed immediately to the bathroom. Sat down on the toilet, and lots of semi-liquid shit exploded out my ass. Man, it stunk, but what a relief. It usually takes me a lot longer than that to get rid of that much shit.
What experiences have you all had with constipation? I'm usually very constipated, but I've been reluctant to try laxatives because it comes out eventually (although not without a lot of effort). Any experience or advice, particularly from you college-age guys and gals out there?
Eric in Chicago
Grant: I've found the discussions of whether or not such-and-such a band is "really punk" tend to degenerate into something resembling the medieval philosophical doctrine known as Scholasticism (I don't think the Scholastics actually debated how many angels could fit on the head of a pin, but the phrase was inspired by them). The sixteenth-century French writer Rabelais took some nicely scatological pot-shots at Scholasticism in his book _Gargantua and Pantagruel_ (which has more toilet humor than all the South Park episodes put together). In it, Gargantua, an enormous giant, demonstrates that he's a mental as well as physical giant by, at the age of one, presenting a completely worked-out proof of why it is necessary to wipe your butt after, rather than before, taking a dump, and why the neck of a young goose is the ideal instrument for doing so.
Traveling Guy: Raisin bran could very well make someone's shit mushy. There are two kinds of dietary fiber: soluble and insoluble. Soluble fiber acts, as you say, as a water content regulator, forming a gel, but insoluble fiber simply makes your shit bulkier and softer. Wheat bran is mostly insoluble fiber.
Clark: "Elementary sex ed" books tend to have short lifespans, so while it's doubtful that the book from the 70s you mentioned is still in print, there's almost certainly something out there that will serve the same purpose. Look in the child development section of your friendly neighborhood bookstore or library. By the way, my impression is that most psychologists nowadays think that the "big birds and bees talk" is a little overblown, tending to stress out the parent and often going over the kid's head. For pre-pubescent kids, it's better to just answer their questions as they come up (when they get near puberty, of course, there's safety-related information that parents have to bring up on their own).
MissMay: If you want to shit more, increase the amount of fiber you're eating, possibly with a supplement based on psyllium seeds or husks. I've taken *massive* dumps with that stuff. As for making your shit harder, that's, well, harder. Two things that are guaranteed to work, but are quite bad for you, are letting yourself get dehydrated and resisting the urge to shit for as long as you can. I don't recommend those. Some people say that eating lots of starchy food will make your shit harder. I have a hard time seeing how that would work physiologically, since your small intestines convert starches into sugars that are completely absorbed into the bloodstream quite early on in the digestive process, so the starch never even gets close to your colon. But maybe there's some mechanism I'm overlooking. See my message to Traveling Guy about the two kinds of fiber.
Silke's story reminded me of a trip to europe i just came back from. One day we went into the Hotsprings, we didnt know if they were nude or not, but we soon figured it out with all the naked people in the change room. The changeroom were just cubbicles with curtains that only covered your top half. My friends and I got naked and went of to the springs. They were very relaxing. After half an hour I felt the need to go poop, so I went into the bathroom alone. There were stalls but the doors had some trouble staying locked. I couldnt see if there was anybody in there so i had to start opening doors. The first door revealed a woman with legs spread wide trying to squat over the toilet while peeing. i caught a very personal glimpse of her in her time, so i said sorry. I could already tell they were very dirty, the second door revealed a woman holding her daughter over the toilet. The next stall was free, I went in and closed the door, it slowly opened again but I knew someone! was going to walk in. I turned around in the stall and bent over, I started to push my poop, it came fairly quickly, Also some pee came out so I quickly manouvered over the toilet and got it in. After two logs were out, the third was emerging, at this time, a little girl opened my door, she was holding her vagina very tightly, I could see pee dripping through her fingers, I said come here, quick, I stood up and squished my poop off. I held the girl over the toilet while she peed, she started to cry, and soon her mother came to take her away when she was finished, they said someting in a different language, someting nice, i suppose, they were smiling. I finished my poop with only one more distraction from an older lady. I wiped real well and went back into the pool.
PV
ALTHEA -- Yuck -- sick is the word. I've heard some shocking stories about sororities and such, and it's sure a different matter when it's a bunch of teens abusing the new girl on the squad than, for instance, Louise's netball team doing their legendary peeing performances in the showers. They were all adults, and a great time was had by all.
MALITA -- hola, my Latina honey! WOW what a story about that shared morning poop with Joanne in your new apartment (and what a spicy tale of that apassionata dancing a few days ago -- how I'd love to see the photos, though I appreciate why it can't happen on this board!) You sound in much better spirits, and I'm glad. I know how a breakup drains you, and I envy your ability to connect with gorgeous new folks.
I had a few interesting poops lately. I dropped a thick 15 incher some weeks back but a couple of days ago I had a loose ????. I started off with one small chunk first thing in the morning, and an hour or two later had what I thought was my main poo of the day. I had been busy and as often happens it shoots out easily as the activity has loosened it all up in my bowel. A chunk, then out came this ropey monster -- I looked down between my wide thighs and it was ruler-straight, starting thin and getting thicker as it went. It hit the water, went clear to the bottom and turned over before breaking at, I reckon, 16 inches. Then I dropped a few more lengths, for a total of over 24 inches, easily, and about an inch thick.
But later in the morning I had to go again, and found I was spraying brown on the back of the bowl, and my hole was feeling a bit sore-ish. By the end of that sessio I had come close to building a pile up out of the water. I hoped I was done, but had to poop a fourth time a bit later, more watery stuff. It was odd, because each time I'd sit I had the most overwhelming poo-urge, but could only emit fairly small-seeming lumps for the feeling.
It was good to get that run of sessions over with, I can tell you!
No pee fun lately -- but I promise I'll write up my beach story (which ended up including a broad-daylight emmission on a wall (yes, standing!) because I was desperate and couldn't face a long walk without unloading.
Cheers all,
PV
PS: I agree with our Moderator -- we don't need the sort of stuff that's obviously landing at Griot, and we can be very glad we have a moderated board.
BeachNut
To Cecile: Loved your story. I bet you and your husband felt quite wicked pissing in that house. Is it really abandoned or is it one of those million dollar rental properties that was vacant? Could have been a teen party scene where they got so piss-drunk that they pissed whenever and wherever. Would love to hear of any return trips, perhaps with some stool droppings in an interesting place inside (or outside).
Also glad that you enjoyed my sand story. Doubt you would have seen the bubbles, for the people who were there didn't even know what I was up to. What's so strange about the foam is the fact that I RARELY do foam, not even in toilets. Maybe a lot of gas just built up in me in the wrong place or something...LOL. As for my poop in the sink at that college dorm, yup, had to make it go down the drain. I mean, I was confined to the room as it was and I wasn't about to deal with those overbearing aromatic fumes.
To PV: Hope to hear your beach story soon!!!
Buzzy
Good morning,fellow poopers-
TO CARMELITA-Glad you enjoyed my "chair in the woods poop"It was fun-I would have enjoyed a back rub as I unloaded-Then we could do a buddy poop(wishful thinking....)As usual,you have some great stories with your girlfriends-you guys are always having a poop party!Good stuff!!!
It's a nice morning here in the N.E.-We've beeen having really crappy weather this spring and it looks like this tuesday will be the last nice day til who knows when!!Looks like the next 4-5 days will be rainy-anothere rainy memorial day weekend!This sucks!,But today it's really nice and I'm going to go biking as soon as i get off the computer
I don't feel anything yet,but I feel that full feeling for an impending dump,so I'm off to the woods for a morning unloading.Carmelita-wish you could join me-Boy would it would be fun to do a duet!!Well i'm off to the wild-BTW-to moderaters-I agree with your latest comment and some thing do get a bit "over the line"but,you know you're going to get some of that with the subject of this site!I'm not condoning those things,but ,just like most things today,people get a bit out of control and see just how fwr they can "push the envelope"(sort of speak)Kudos to you guys for stepping in-yes,i miss the old posts myself and i don't post as much as i used to cause i feel sometimes the posts are getting a bit away from the site's purpose! I miss some of the old posters and I'm sure they feel the same way i do!Enough soap box stuff-BYE
John Q Public
D.J. Crapper, that is very common place in malls any more, because alot of times when a mother is out with her little boy, or a father is out with his little girl, alot of people would object to the girl being brought into the mens room, or vice versa, so they have these "family" rest rooms put aside for that purpose. It's also safer for small children, and the toilets are more suitable for children who are at potty training age. Those are not realy "unisex" bathrooms in the sense that has been discussed on this forum. Those "family" facilities are set aside so that parents would have a safe place to take their small children to the bathroom and where they can keep their children in sight. Adults are NEVER suposed to use those facilities. In fact, you are not suposed to even enter those facilities unless you have a small child (Under 5) with you.
Moderator, not all middle-aged men are perverts or "creepy." I realize that you have guid lines, and pornographic material doesn't belong here, but please don't lump all middle aged men into one catagory. Alot of times people will lie about their ages, among other things, when posting to an Internet Forum.
Tuesday, May 21, 2003
Katrina:
Holdit Man
1000 militers is nothing to sneeze at. My boyfriends best is slightly over 800, which is the maximum for the average man. I also agree with you about women having larger bladders and stronger sphincter muscles. Don't feel bad about that. As I said before, no that I know of can even begin to match my ability, much less the ability of pee girl and her friend peeing for 5 or 6 minutes. No man that I know of can do that, with the exception of one guy who had a very slow pee rate. It took him 7 minutes to void 600 militers. Men usualy can lift heavier weights and have much greater body strength. My boyfriend routinly works out with 380 pounds. I can barely move the bar at 200, and work out with 100 pounds. He also has much stronger legs then the average guy, so the only thing I have that's stronger then his is my bladder and sphincter muscles. 1000 militers is a major success for a man, but be careful you don't do yourself damage. When you start getting those sp! asms, you realy should not try to hold back, because your body's alarm system is telling you that the pressure is at the danger point. John Q, you would also be advised to pay attention to this. I know I posted to you before, but if your bladder is "spazzing" on you like you described, it has reached it's limit, and damage can occur. It's much better to let it go before it gets that far. In other words don't wait until it's involuntary, If you have to piss your pants, go ahead and piss your pants. Don't risk damage to your kidneys.
Robby and Annie
Hi Fellow Toidyteers!
We are finally back. Annie finally has her Ph.D. We are all so proud of her! She is out buying groceries so I have some replies!
CARMALITA: Hi Sweetheart! That was a funny story about Jo and Nu. It seems Jo loves to watch! You are continually one of the best story tellers on here! Keep it up! Annie says she had a small accident this morning! She missed the toilet. I don't know where she was aiming,LOL! Take care, and Lots of Love and a hug from Robby and Annie!
RIZZO: Hi dear friend! I loved that story about the wee off the boat. Annie and I are leaving June 18th for a trip across the pond to hook up the boat and go sailing. The girls can't go with us. We will have some stories, I hope. Take care! Lots of Love from Robby and Annie
PV: Hi gal! There must be something in the water in Aussieland,LOL! That was a wonderful story. I wish we had programs like that on the telly, here! Annie has been practicing her stand-up weeing. She misses the other members of the WSPC! Take care! Lots of Love from Robby and Annie
JANE AND GARY: Hi friends! We both enjoyed the last story. Annie has been having unusually large poos at the school. She thinks it is the pasta she has been eating at home. Always blame it on me,LOL! Take care and Love from Robby and Annie
MODERATOR: I am so glad you wrote the comments you did. This site has been a forum for simple bathroom adventures and I am glad you are keeping it the way it should be. Greetings, Robby and Annie
We both miss: Kendal, Andrew, Eleanor, Ina, Steve, Louise, Damsel, Tim and Sarah, Todd and Diana, LindaGS, and others who are away.
HI TO: Ephermal, Amy, Bryian, Kristina, Althea, Lisa C(WELCOME)!, Punk Rock Girl, Upstate Dave, Adrian, Cara, Beach Nut and all of the other great posters here!!
HAPPY POOS AND WEES!
ROBBY AND ANNIE
Chris
To: The ZIP man... you have an UNCANNY knack for finding stalls withot doors. I have NEVER seen any, seems like everywhere you go, you find them. Share your secrets with us....Zip
I'm going to a county fair in one of California's rural counties in a few days. There are alot of country folks there and I've noticed over the past years, that they always crap with their pants pulled down about mid-thigh. I've only seen a couple of guys with pants and undies at ankles. It's also in a really dry area, so I tend to get constipated the few days that I'm there. I'll be bringing my fiber cereal and drinking alot of fluids to help keep myself flowing smoothly. I hope. One year, the latch on the stall door was busted and the door would swing open very easily. I dumped as often as possible in that toilet, especially in the morning, when there was a line waiting to use it. The restroom was tiny, so the next guy waiting for the toilet had to literally stand right in front of the stall door to wait his turn. From this vantage point, one could see the guy's bare butt on the seat, part of his side and thigh, even his whole upper body, if he was sitting straight up. Yo! u would be standing about a foot away from the guy. One time I remember dumping pretty good and of course, wiping from the front and standing for the last wipe. I came out and saw the next guy in line was one of the guys I came to the fair with. It was very cool that someone I knew watched me dump and wipe!
We know the hate mail is coming for this because a large number of posts out of the last few days will not be posted, but we are going to take a break from the really creepy posts of late. Between the: "you sound sexy, email me at...", "(fill in a name) do you have a picture of your (fill in a body part)", fantasies about others posting, "can I see a picture of..." and a whole load of really creepy posts mostly involving middle age men, enough is enough. Most people have no appreciation for the really sick and twisted stuff you never see or miss. Every other post almost is now one of the above. Today, all, not just some of it got dumped. What happened to the days when people went to the bathroom without a proper essay. What happened to the days before everyone was trying to score. What happened to the days before everyone was in therapy. Look at what is left below. Enjoy what's left. Lets go back to what this used to be.
christi b.
hey cc what was the name of the game of the restaurant you were talking about cause i would like to play it thanks
Althea
Emily of NYC: In eighth grade, I had the urge to #2 during aftertnoon classes. I thought I could hold it in until I got home, but it became unbearable. The classroom had two waterclosets: one for boys and one girls. I took the girls W.C., lifted my green plaid jumper, white slip, pulled down my white panties and sat. I evacuated three long and hard pieces. There was no privacy in there. A girl walked in, saw me on the bowl and ran out. I just wanted to be finished. I felt like I was having diarreah, but I was not. When I was finshed, I wiped between my legs, pulled up my briefs and let down my jumper and slip, then flushed. Later, the girl said to me that she was sorry and asked me if I had diarreah. I told her no and that I was alright.
PV: There is a scandal in Illinois about a girl's high school athletic team. The girls were initiated by having mud and human waste thrown on them. Sick, huh?dookie dunker
Hey Guys and Gals, have you ever farted all day long and by the end of the day the farts left skid marcks in your underwear or panties?Dan
frogdog- in my experence girls deffiently go more than boys, but thats just what I've seen.
South of Indy Dude
First I wanted to say that girl on the masthead today (friday) is a real cutie!
I don't want to be a "fly-by-night" poster who just posts here one time, so here comes a few more posts. I'm kind of unorganized on my thoughts, so my posts may seem a bit erratic at times. Sorry in advance for that.
As I previously posted, I revealed to my girlfriend about my fetish 2 weeks ago. She hasn't really been too open about it until last night. We were talking on the phone, and she told me she had to pee. We had to hang up for about 30 min or so, and I called her back. About 10 minutes after I called her back, she says: "I really have to potty." I was like: "Geez, you have a small bladder!" And she said "Yeah, see, my bladder isn't what's causing the problem now." I just kinda said... "Um... wow." She's sooo great. I guarantee in a few weeks I'll probably at least get to be in the same room when she does it. And when she does, I'll let everyone know how it goest!
Now, I've seen that many posters here have problems using public restrooms. (While on the other end of the spectrum, some make every effort to use them....) I'm one of those posters. I had an embarassing incident when I was about 10 that has made it near impossible for me to use public restrooms. I was at cubscout Day camp. The park that they were being held at had doors on the stalls, but no locks. So I thought nothing of it, went ahead in, and started doing my "doodie". (Yeah, that was bad...) Next thing I know, this kid I didn't even know, pulls the door open and is roaring with laughter. He starts calling his friends over and before I know it, I have like, 5 guys standing in the stall with me laughing at me because I'm pooping. They were calling me gross, and sick, and other such immature things. Ever since then, I've only been able to go in public in dire emergencies.
Next time, I think I'll post about how my interest/fetish developed. How did everyone else's develop? How did you know when it was more than just a "passing" fancy? (Yep... that one was bad too.) Have you been able to tell people, or do you live in fear that you will be criticized and shunned? Do you think people with our interest will ever be the "out of the closet" subject of tomorrow?