Amy
Hi, everyone! Well to answer Linkin Park Girlee about my waterpark poopy. I normaly poop twice a day, but my first poop of the day is always my largest and that day was my first of the day. So i had really filled the toilet bowl. Wipe standing up, no normaly when i poop i just lift up and wipe from the back. Then i wipe my p***y from the front. But on this day Konnie was beating on the door of my stall wanting in so bad. I unlocked the door and she aready had her bottoms down when she moved inside. I had to get up in a hurry, she was already half bent over as i moved to let her use the toilet. I have to admitt she looked so cute sitting there pushing and farting as she pooped. Since i already had toilet paper in my hand, i bent down and wiped my butt. I had her spread her legs so i could put the used TP in the toilet. I also got a good veiw of her poop falling in the toilet. Then she finally started peeing as i finished wiping myself. Now to Constipated Chik, about my pee fl! ow. Well i love to hold my pee until i cant hardly takeit, so when i do it mostly resembles A)a thick gushing stream that spreads and splatters. Now if i just go pee and i havent been holding its more like B)a thick gushing stream that stays mostly intact. Now if im standing or squatting like with a dress on i can make myself relax and pee straight down, but if im naked and im kinda goofing around i can stand back and force out a great arc. Like a guy! Done that in the shower a lot. problem is when my pee starts to slow down, it starts to dribble. So i dont think im going to try peeing in a urinal...LOL!! okies byez for now!
Jessica
Thank you Linkin Park Girlee for responding. I'd love to see you wipe. Anymore details would be great. It makes me feel tingly down there. Well I've had a very very interesting weekend. It stared with Friday night my roomate had friends of hers over for some drinks. 3 other girls and one of them was prety cute with beautiful breasts. Must be a DD. Well anyways, she got totally wasted as did I and at one point in the night she was sitting on the floor and needed to be helped up as I walked by so I lent her a hand and as she strained to get to her feet she ripped a fart. Nobody else heard it but it was smelly and she blamed it on my doggie. Later that night she needed to be helped to the washroom so I was helping her don the hall when she turned to me and said,"Kiss me" I refused unfortunitly since I'm very shy about trying anything with another woman although I am curious. Anyways she needed me to help her pull her pants down and she sat on the pot and as I turned to walk awa! y she farted a bomber and said, "Hey where are you goin, I thought you were goiong to help me." I was embarrassed but I stayed and she sat there for about 5 minutes and I heard her fart 4 times and heard her poop crackle out and flop into the toilet. She crinkle up her nose as she pushed out poop. We didn't really talk but she did make a few comments like," Oh it's coming out now and, I need to fart and oh this feels good" She also said, ok I think I'm done and I propped her off the pot so she could wipe and she wiped once, paused tooted and said, Nope I need to do a little more ad sat down and pushed out another turd. I helped her back up and she wiped her ass hole and I looked in the toilet and her poop was huge. There was 4 pieces and the had to be 3" thinck and about 5" long. My crotch was sooo juicy after this.
Onto my next story...I had a little bit of a hangover and I pooped 4 times Saturday. Once in the morning and then around 11 and I went out Saturday night and pooped at Kelsey's restaurant where I needed to excuse myself from my date during dinner to go drop my load, kinda embarrassing. Then as soon as I got home I ran into the toilet and my butt squirted liquid for 5 minutes. I was peeingbrown liquid from my butt.
Today my roommate had bad gas problems. During dinner she said,"Excuse me but I really need to fart and she cut a huge one right at the table. It started off slow and kinda like... putt putt putt putt then tapered off into a ripper that went from putt putt to putputputtttrrrrrrrrrnnnnntttt. She stopped then scrunched her face and let out another little bbrrrrnnnt followed by a ssssssss. The appologized but it was great for me!!! The she was sitting at her desk working on a paper for work and I was in the bathroom cleaning up a bit (across the hall) and I heard her go, ohhhhh and then a very loud,...BRRRRRNNNNTTTTTT!!! Then later tonight I went looking for her and walked past the washroom and smelt a stench and thought she had just finished her poop and went to her room. I figured she was in bed so I went back and walked int the washroom to pee and there she was on the toilet. I was sooo embarrassed cause just as I waltzed in she was dropping some chunky diarhea. It was l! ike plop plop plop phhhhhit(fart). I felt so bad. Her face looked angry at me and she had toilet paper in her hand. She said, "Sorry, I have the runs bad!" And I left. She really stunk the place up good!!!
Anyways, I need to go. Talk to you later. Please will more women write stories of seeing or hearing other women poop or fart with good detail???Amy
Hi, everyone! Well to answer Linkin Park Girlee about my waterpark poopy. I normaly poop twice a day, but my first poop of the day is always my largest and that day was my first of the day. So i had really filled the toilet bowl. Wipe standing up, no normaly when i poop i just lift up and wipe from the back. Then i wipe my p***y from the front. But on this day Konnie was beating on the door of my stall wanting in so bad. I unlocked the door and she aready had her bottoms down when she moved inside. I had to get up in a hurry, she was already half bent over as i moved to let her use the toilet. I have to admitt she looked so cute sitting there pushing and farting as she pooped. Since i already had toilet paper in my hand, i bent down and wiped my butt. I had her spread her legs so i could put the used TP in the toilet. I also got a good veiw of her poop falling in the toilet. Then she finally started peeing as i finished wiping myself. Now to Constipated Chik, about my pee fl! ow. Well i love to hold my pee until i cant hardly takeit, so when i do it mostly resembles A)a thick gushing stream that spreads and splatters. Now if i just go pee and i havent been holding its more like B)a thick gushing stream that stays mostly intact. Now if im standing or squatting like with a dress on i can make myself relax and pee straight down, but if im naked and im kinda goofing around i can stand back and force out a great arc. Like a guy! Done that in the shower a lot. problem is when my pee starts to slow down, it starts to dribble. So i dont think im going to try peeing in a urinal...LOL!! okies byez for now!
Punk Rock Girl
Yeah, I've heard of that SPUN movie. I should see it. Of all the actresses out there, Mena Suvari is not one I would have pegged for willingness to do a shitting scene, especially one in which you see the shit actually coming out of her ass. I wonder if she really did it, or if it's an effect?
I've been constipated for a week, but never for two weeks! That would be truly awful. I would have given myself an enema with a garden hose by then!
I took a dump in a porta-potty Saturday night. Some friends of mine and I were walking in the West Village on our way to a club and my guts were cramping and creaking. We walked past a construction site, and there was a porta-potty that was unlocked. I said, I really have to shit, and hopped inside. I let out this monster fart (which they must have heard) and sprayed some chunky diarrhea into the cesspool below. What a relief!!! I wiped my ass and we were back on our way in minutes.
I had to shit again at the club. No doors on the stalls, but nobody stared. Luckily, it wasn't too smelly. Though I'd rather have shit in the men's room. I'd probably get in trouble. ;)
Peace!
PRG
ll itz cause u skip breakfast. if u skipped any other meal u wud still hv pooped every day
to WANTANO: as far as im concerned well i sumtimez hv that sound or sometimez itz ...silent and yes i do fart almost every time i pee
to STEVIE: clap clap clap (im applausing) i wish i were there when u told that teacher f*** u BRAVOOOOOO
to HAL: itz a gud thing ur parentz let u quit that horrible school u know such thingz r unhealthy. u could sue them because itz in every medical book ITZ NOT HEALTHY 2 KEEP UR PEE IN FOR 2 LONG
to EMILY OF NYC: i loooved ur story. im glad u didnt get caught ;)
to QUEEN OF POOP PROBLEMS: my god thank god u were not sick enuf 2 b taken 2 the hospital
to TED: nice survey: well letz c mine :) 1. well on a toilet is more com4table but out is nice 2 2.the man (well 1 of them -c above- anyway) that loves me. dunno y but i wud like 2 c the face hed make :))))) 3.(a)well abt 1 pound (b)smooth (c)no smell at all (d)10 minz 4.cause i like 2 poo
to MIKE(EX-CON): im proud of u (tho i dont hv the rite 2) that u hv a gud life now my friend and i hope 2 hear some hapy nonprison stories from u k?? smile! so herez a biiiiiiig smile from romania the home of dracula :)))))))))))))
to BETH: dunn worry it cud hv been worst. smile with me :))))
to AJ :o) : liked ur yucky story
to PISS/POOP LVER: well dont worry i also like 2 watch opposite sex persons do that especially pee
to SWEETPEE: watz a travelmate?
well thatz all with responsez. the story i am abt 2 tell u occured this morning, on 25th of august (im gonna hv 2 remember this). well i woke up and after doing my toilette i decided 2 eat sum mellon WATER mellon mmmmmmmmmm my fav! well soon aftr i wanted 2 pee pretty badly so i didnt go 2 the bathroom cause my fav show was on and hung on praying 4 a comercial break. oh well finally comercialz begun and i went 2 the bathroom. since all ppl arround here hv peed themselves i thought i shud try it so i only lifted my dress (actually a veeeeery long t-shirt) and peed rite through my panties. mmmmmmmmmmm oh yes!! it felt grrrrreat and im planning on doing it again.
aaand now the question that never is absent: this time is ****CAN ANY1 TELL ME OF ANY GUD PEEING IDEAZ? (u know smth more than a toilet)****
thank you in advance my beloved toilet friendz and lotza smiles from romania :) :) :) ...... :) :) .....Joe
To wetguy: Yes, I sometimes do. I also poop sometimes also in my speedo or bike shorts. I get some weird stares also, but have gotten good about not being seen.
One time when I was about 11, we took a fourth of jult trip to arizona. On day 2, we went to a town called Jerome. I was wearing a pair of lyrca biek shorts, and we decided to hike a mile in the hot sun up the this mine on the top of the town. We made it up there, and I just ran for the cooler they had inside, and downed a bunch of tea. We walked around some, and then went back down the hill. At this point, I was very hungry. We stopped and ate at a diner there, and I was still pretty thirsty. I drank several tall glasses of pepsi, and then we walk around more for about 4-5 hours, then piled back into the car to head back to the motel in prescott, probably about 4-6 hours away, or 150 miles. As we just left town, It all hit my bladder (I also had been drinking a water bottle at this point also) It really hit my bladder, and was really bursting to get out. I pleaded to pull over, and let me take a piss, but I was told no, this is a unsafe area. I ended up having to clamp ! my legs, and my bladder was filling more and more. I ended up spurting a little out, but managed to get my penis to stop flowing (anyone try this?) luckily, It was a semi dark car, and I had on black lyrca shorts, so no one would have seen the stain. It was about the size of a tennis ball. We finally pulled into town, and got stuck into a traffic jam. This took about 1 1/2 hours to clear. We finally pulled up to the hotel, and I just made it to our door, when I exploded. I just pissed and pissed, unable to hold it in. At this point, I started emptying my colon also into my lyrca shorts (I also poop when I pee usually also)I probably stood there for 3-4 minutes, just peeing and popping. The pee started filling up and wetting all the lyrca, and I started dripping at the seat of my pants. At this point, the poop was real soft and gushy from all the pee it got hit with, and was actually turning the pee a yellow/brown color. I just poured and poured, and started crying. This was ! real severe. It was literally a river of piss all over the floor. If I had controlled my bladder even better, I probably would have made it, but didn't.
The next day, I found out there was a kid in the same place as me, so I went and played with him. He was 9 years old, and was wearing a white tshirt, and a tight pair of blue jeans, with elastic on the back. He also had a belt on. He told me his name was John, and I told him mine. Around this place is a wooded area, so we ran off and played in it. We played cops and robbers for about a hour or so, and then we sat down and rested. I was wearing a pair of speedos, as I would be going swimming later. I walked over to a tree, and pulled my speedos all the way down to my ankles, and then took a piss. I then felt a sudden urge in my stomache, so I finished peeing, and then bent over low to the ground. I squeezed, and then squeezed some more, then plop, plop, 2 chunks fell out, and then a turd, probably 2-3 inches fell out. I then pulled my speedo, started walking away, and discovered that I had pooped into it! John started laughing as I quickly pulled it off, and emptied all t! he poop out, and put the speedo back on. I then went and sat down, and he was still laughing. We then started talking about a game we should play, then he announced he had to go to the bathroom. So, he and I walk over to the same spot I used, and then he starts to undo his belt. It takes him a bit, and then he starts whimpering, holding his butt, and then finally gets the belt off. He then unbuttons his well worn blue jeans, and trys to unzip them. The zipper is caught in his undies, and he trys to unzip it again. Still no luck. He starts whining a little, saying I have to poopy, and then trys again. Still no luck. He suddenly starts getting a wet spot on his jeans, and it grows bigger. He starts whimpering more, and starts crying a little. He then stops with the zipper, and then his hands go straight to his butt. He gets a funny look on his face, and clamps his butt cheeks together a little, but a bulge starts forming against the back of soaked jeans. He then takes his hand! s off his butt quickly, and struggles with the zipper. I help him, his urine gushing against my hands, and then the zipper breaks open. He then quickly pulls his jeans down, showing a pair of batman underwear. It is too late though, as the back of his underwear suddenly turns real brown, and a big bulge appears. He is paralyzed, too afraid to pull his undies down. He then starts crying real loud, grabs his jeans, and runs back to the hotel room. His parents come out, and notice he is crying, then his father quickly picks him up, and rushes him inside, the mom following. I ran inside also, and told the mom his zipper was stuck. John was in the bathroom, having his undies pulled off, and then he started crying more, the ngot put into a bath tub of water. The mom told me John would be busy for a while, and told me to go back to my room, then shut the door. I saw him the next day, wearing the same pants.
wetguy, did you have any incidents like this? I would be interested to hear your incidents.
D dawg
hey there whats up. I have a survey for the ladies to answer please
Ok
1) longest pee of all time?
2) when you have to pee really bad, does the stream seem lighter than usual?
3) longest time you have ever gone without peeing.
4) longest outdoors pee you have ever taken.
5) have you ever had someone watch you pee.
-Thanx- Daniel
to tammy
heres some movies
1. Three for The road
2. Twenty One
3. Indicent Proposal
4. Even Cowgirl got the blues
5. Year of The Gun
6. Rumble in the Bronx
7. SpeciesJW
Emily of NYC-- I'm a native of NYC and I miss it terribly. Tell us more about the camp. Did any of the girls have a constipation problem while camping? Once I went to camp for a week and didn't poop the whole time. I got one hell of an enema from my Mom when I got home!-- JW
jere
This is about an accident I had in my pants ay a birthday party when I was 8 years old. It was at my cousin's 6th birth day party. All of us kids were playing hode and seek. I had a real good hiding place in the back of the garage, and The gilr who was "it" at the time was looking in the garage, so I didn't want to move right then even though I had to poop pretty badly. I figured I could wait. Finally, she moved out side, and I started to move out of my hiding place to run and touch base. Then I felt mu bottom opening up, and a big mushy poop started to come out into my pants. I couldn't stop it, it just came out. I was very embarrassed, and didn't know what to do, so I pulled my pants down and tried to dump it out on the floor in the back of the garage, I got rid of most of it, but there was a lot still stuck to my bottom and my underpants.I pilled them back up, feeling the poop that still in them against my bottom as I did. Then my auntie called out saying we were going to! bring out the birthday cake. I ran out and joined the other kids to sing "Happy Birthday" to my cousin and cut the cake. Soon the odor from my accident permiated the air. and the adults started looking around. My aunt said it smells like someone has pooped their panties. I didn't sayanything and tried to look innocent. Then I noticed my 3 year old cousin fidgitting and looking red faced. So did my aunt. She asked, "Sally, have you poo pooed in your panties"? the little girl didn't answer, so my aunt called the little girl over and cecked her. Sure enough, she had messed her training pants. I was so relieved, I hadn't been caught. But the odor didn't go away, and everyone was looking for the source. Finally, my mom asked me to come over and asked if I had had an accident. I hesitantly answered yes, but I dumped it out. Mom told me thst wasn't good enough, I needed to have my pants cjanged, and I should have told her when it happened. She had to walkme home, about half a bloc! k and change my pants for me before we went back to the party. It was an embarrassing occurance.
Rick
Here something I have always wondered about. When I hang out with other guys, it is fairly common to hear one of them talk openly about pooping. Most men don't seem to have inhibitions about talking about this in front of other men. Many men will even talk about it in front of women. But it is very rare that I ever hear a woman or girl talk about pooping in front of men, unless it is someone in her family.
My question for all the women and girls who post here is this: Do you ever talk about pooping or matters involving poop in front of men who aren't members of your family? If you don't talk about it, why don't you? What is it about pooping that seems to make women very uncomfortable talking about it in front of men?
It is also very rare for a woman to fart in front of a man or talk about farting. Why aren't most women more open about farting?
If some of the girls and ladies who post here can answer those two questions (why are you uncomfortable talking about pooping in front of men, and why are you uncomfortable farting in front of men), I would appreciate it!
Alex
yea tammy...Anothber teen movie.
JESSICA B.
Hi. I'm 17 years old and i just found out about this site. Last year at school I had a terrible accident. We were all walking in the halls inbetween classes and all of a sudden I had an urge to poop. I could'nt hold it I just let it all flow right into my white cotton panties. We have a uniform(plaid skirt, white blouse) so it made my panties sag below my skirt and you could see the brown bulge. My friend who was behind me noticed it and was like "EEEWWWWWWW". Just then a lot of people turned to look at me and this girl who is really mean and totally hates me said, "hey jessica, if you shit yourself then i guess your 3. How about if it's in your face?" I was like "shut uppppp..." Just then she grabbed the back waistband of my panties and pulled them over my head and the poop mushed into my face. It hurt my ass so much! The poop in my face was really gross I felt like vomiting to top it all off but i didnt. I strugled to get the panties off of my head. Once I finally got them off, the waistband was hanging out of the top of my skirt and the back was pulled far into my buttcrack and everyone could see my ass. There was also all this shit allover my face it smelled terrible! I ran out the building home crying. I've never been so humiliated. The next day a lot of kids made fun of me but the day picked up when I found out that girl was expelled! happy posting - JESSICAJonny the Jonny Brush
Well here it is, Monday Morning, and as I promised you all, here’s the story of how our contest went. As I explained before, Diana had a couple of weird twists she wanted to introduce into the contest, so here is what we did.
After my music lesson was over, Diana told me to put my bathing trunks on and meet her outside in front of my house. She had a little wagon and on it was a cooler full of Diet Pepsi. She was also in her bikini swim suit. When we got to “The Pits,” she told me how the contest was to be laid out. “I never saw a guy wet himself before, so here is how we are going to do it. The first one of us to wet our pants is the loser. If I win, you will be in that duet with me as we discussed last week. If you win, …….CENSORED…….. If you hold until you wet your pants, I will have a little extra reward for you, but if you hang it out and pee before then, then you automatically lose. Same rules apply to me. Agreed?” “Agreed.” I answered.
With that, we both synchronized our watches and opened up the first can of Pepsi. Every 20 minutes, we each drank one 12 ounce can. Both of us completely emptied out before we began. By the time we started on the 3rd can, I was already feeling a pretty strong urge to pee. Diana showed no signs of having to go, but then she never does. Two cans later, I had a feeling that I was going to lose, but my male ego prevented me from conceding defeat. Keeping in mind that Diana was taller, in better physical condition, and probably had a bigger bladder, I figured that two or three more cans of Pepsi would do me in. At can 7, my bladder and sphincter were screaming at me, and I started to feel the pressure build up on my abdomen as well. That’s when it starts getting really hard to hold it in. Halfway through can 8, I started to feel spasms as my bladder was getting to it’s maximum stretch point. Despite that, though I did manage to hold, though I was walking and dan! cing around. By the time we started drinking can 9, my abdomen was on fire, and I was grabbing my dick. “No no. You can’t hold it back with your hand, this is a test of how strong your bladder is.” Diana admonished. So I let go, as wave after wave of bladder spasms made my life a living hell. Finally, as Diana popped the tab on her 10th can of Pepsi, the sphincter just quit, and the piss shot out of my dick and soaked my trunks. Diana placed her hand on my abdomen where my bladder was and pushed in on it. “There there Jonny. Just let it all out.” She said as she rubbed me and gently pushed on it. I gushed continually for what seemed like for ever. By the time I was finished, my bathing suit was as wet as though I had been swimming. The pee also ran down my leg, and formed a large puddle at my feet.
Diana polished off her 10th can, and we hung around there for another hour and a half. I had to pee again in the mean time, and I just hung it out and let loose as the contest was already over. It was nothing like the piss I took in my trunks, but my bladder and sphincter must have been tired or something because it was a very strong urge, and it felt so good to let it out. After that, Diana announced “Well, when school starts next week, I will bring the music over for you to practice. I want an early start, because I intend to win the solo contest, too. Now for that special treat I promised you.” She removed the cooler from the wagon “Sit down she ordered.” I did as she told me. She removed her bikini bottoms, turned towards me from about 7 or 8 feet away, and projected a stream that hit the ground and started making a pubble not even 6 inghes from where my feet hit the ground. I don't know how long she peed, but it went on alot longer then mine did.
Camp Counselor
To PeeBoy - For girls it might help to cross their legs when they have to pee bad. But for those of us with external hardware, I havn't found it to do much good, unless you get into an ackward postion where you can extually pinch off your penis. Mind you i'm not an expert in anatomy, but I believe that even pinching the end of your penis does little to help, all it does is hold urine back that's already escaped the bladder, not keep it in your bladder.
more camp stories...
There was one camper who would never ask to go to the bathroom until it was to late. As they were getting ready for bed, I saw him grab occasionally. While brushing their teeth, he held for longer periods of time. Back in the dorms, he laid on his bed in his boxers, and it was very apparent he was grabbing his penis. One of the other campers asked him if he had to pee of something. He said no, just an itch and stopped, occasionaly squirming a bit. I asked him if he had to pee, and he said no. I told him to try, and he said no. I went to bed, and fell asleep. A couple hours later, I woke up to the dorm illuminated by the moon an outside lights. I saw the camper on his side, doubled over grabbing. I knew he was in desperation, and told him to go to the bathroom. He said he was afraid to move, he had to go so bad. I helped him to his feet, and a spuirt escaped, with great force. There was no doubt that he was beyond desperation. He made it to the front steps, and got a few! more leaks, he was still managing to keep some control. He walked towards the bathroom, and the floodgates opened. He left a wet trail across the campground, and finally gave up, peeing in some bushes. I told him not to wait so long next time, and tried to remember the rest of the week to ecourage him to use the bathroom during breaks.
As a counselor, you get very busy at times. There were several times during the summer I just didn't get a chance to pee, and have to go very bad. On a few occassions, I got to the bursting point (in my earlier post was one) adn would have to put all my pride aside, and grab myself as I scrambled to the toilet, always resulting in a wet spot. On other times, as I reached to breaking point and finally had to go, I would get an erection for no apparent reason at all. I never had any leaks while erect, but my bladder would be so full I was in tears, and would have to put myself in even more pain to aim and push pee through my very hard penis. This was very uncomfortable. Has anyone else had this happen?
Kid and water alway lead to bathroom emergencies as well. During swim time or shower time, there were boys who would suddenly get that "uh-oh" look on their face, grab themselves, and race to the bathrooms. The bathrooms are connected to the showers by a door, and one morning, as I was at the sink shaving, a camper who apparently couldn't handle his bladder in the water, ran in in a towel, which was coving very little, grabbing his little penis with all his might as he ran to the head.
And finally, to Billy.-- I can't even imagine having to live with those conditions. I genrally can go 8 or more hours with out much discomfort now -- but could never have held that long in fourth grade. That is no way to treat kids. I will often get pains in an empty bladder after holding it beyond limits. Did you ever have this happen?
But while i think of it, in my previous post i wrote of a camper who I asked to hold his pee IF HE COULD during the thunder-shower. Now i feel bad about putting him into desperation. Should I have let him go?
Jessica
Thank you Linkin Park Girlee for responding. I'd love to see you wipe. Anymore details would be great. It makes me feel tingly down there. Well I've had a very very interesting weekend. It started with Friday night my roomate had friends of hers over for some drinks. 3 other girls and one of them was prety cute with beautiful breasts. Must be a DD. Well anyways, she got totally wasted as did I and at one point in the night she was sitting on the floor and needed to be helped up as I walked by so I lent her a hand and as she strained to get to her feet she ripped a fart. Nobody else heard it but it was smelly and she blamed it on my doggie. Later that night she needed to be helped to the washroom so I was helping her down the hall when she turned to me and said,"Kiss me" I refused unfortunitly since I'm very shy about trying anything with another woman although I am curious. Anyways she needed me to help her pull her pants down and she sat on the pot and as I turned to walk a! way she farted a bomber and said, "Hey where are you going?, I thought you were going to help me." I was embarrassed but I stayed and she sat there for about 5 minutes and I heard her fart 4 times and heard her poop crackle out and flop into the toilet. She crinkled up her nose as she pushed out poop. We didn't really talk but she did make a few comments like," Oh it's coming out now and, I need to fart and oh this feels good" She also said, ok I think I'm done and I propped her off the pot so she could wipe and she wiped once, paused tooted and said, Nope I need to do a little more and sat down and pushed out another turd. I helped her back up and she wiped her ass hole and I looked in the toilet and her poop was huge. There was 4 pieces and the had to be 3" thick and about 5" long. My crotch was sooo juicy after this.
Onto my next story...I had a little bit of a hangover and I pooped 4 times Saturday. Once in the morning and then around 11 and I went out Saturday night and pooped at Kelsey's restaurant where I needed to excuse myself from my date during dinner to go drop my load, kinda embarrassing. Then as soon as I got home I ran into the toilet and my butt squirted liquid for 5 minutes. I was peeingbrown liquid from my butt.
Today my roommate had bad gas problems. During dinner she said,"Excuse me but I really need to fart and she cut a huge one right at the table. It started off slow and kinda like... putt putt putt putt then tapered off into a ripper that went from putt putt to putputputtttrrrrrrrrrnnnnntttt. She stopped then scrunched her face and let out another little bbrrrrnnnt followed by a ssssssss. The appologized but it was great for me!!! Then she was sitting at her desk working on a paper for work and I was in the bathroom cleaning up a bit (across the hall) and I heard her go, ohhhhh and then a very loud,...BRRRRRNNNNTTTTTT!!! Then later tonight I went looking for her and walked past the washroom and smelt a stench and thought she had just finished her poop and went to her room. I figured she was in bed so I went back and walked into the washroom to pee and there she was on the toilet. I was sooo embarrassed cause just as I waltzed in she was dropping some chunky diarhea. It was! like plop plop plop phhhhhit(fart). I felt so bad. Her face looked angry at me and she had toilet paper in her hand. She said, "Sorry, I have the runs bad!" And I left. She really stunk the place up good!!!
Anyways, I need to go. Talk to you later. Please will more women write stories of seeing or hearing other women poop or fart with good detail???
CC
Hi everyone,
Some great posts, keep them coming!
Last friday I went over to my brother's friends house for a get-together, a regular occurance. The only problem was that I realised I had to poo when I got there. Before I left I did a poo, a couple of small logs, which I thought was all. I found myself wanting to fart and was wondering what to do. I thought I could make up an excuse to go home and get something (I live only 5 minutes away) but I just held it. Eventually I went to the toilet to piss and ended up letting out a long silent fart which greatly reduced the pressure. It turns out I didn't poo until the next morning so it wasn't much of a problem after all!
JESSICA B.
Hi. I'm 17 years old and i just found out about this site. Last year at school I had a terrible accident. We were all walking in the halls inbetween classes and all of a sudden I had an urge to poop. I could'nt hold it I just let it all flow right into my white cotton panties. We have a uniform(plaid skirt, white blouse) so it made my panties sag below my skirt and you could see the brown bulge. My friend who was behind me noticed it and was like "EEEWWWWWWW". Just then a lot of people turned to look at me and this girl who is really mean and totally hates me said, "hey jessica, if you shit yourself then i guess your 3. How about if it's in your face?" I was like "shut uppppp..." Just then she grabbed the back waistband of my panties and pulled them over my head and the poop mushed into my face. It hurt my ass so much! The poop in my face was really gross I felt like vomiting to top it all off but i didnt. I strugled to get the panties off of my head. Once I finally got them! off, the waistband was hanging out of the top of my skirt and the back was pulled far into my buttcrack and everyone could see my ass. There was also all this shit allover my face it smelled terrible! I ran out the building home crying. I've never been so humiliated. The next day a lot of kids made fun of me but the day picked up when I found out that girl was expelled! happy posting - JESSICA
Monday, August 25, 2003
Gin
Hey people,
I haven't posted in awhile. I've only posted 2 times, actually. anyway, I'm back in school now and will probably post more now that I'm able to get to a computer.
You all need to check out the movie Spun. Mena Suvari does a cool shit scene toward the end with turd falling into the toilet and everything. It was great.
Now for my post...
I was wearing sundress the other day, and if you dig up my old post, I said i hate underwear with a passion, so I was going free as always. I came to the school to enroll and stuff and had to pee really really bad when I pulled into the parking lot. so I just pulled up the dress and kinda stood spead legged between two cars and let rip. that wasn't the problem. the problem was that during that pee I farted a long silent wet fart. I could almost feel the residue between my hips. my belly gurgled gut I blew it off and went in anyway. it took an hour nd a half to get through everything and by the time i got back outside i hurt so bad i had to literally stop walking and squeeze my butt cheeks together. at one point between cars i had to put my hand back there and push against my butthole to hold it in. when i got back to my car I felt the first turd start sliding out as I fumbled for my keys and I couldn't squeeze hard enough to hold it in. It was huge and it hurt pretty bad! so all i could do was spread my legs lean over against the car. it took for ever and I kept glancing around. the turd hung out of my butt forever and wouldn't quit, though it was luckily hidden by the sundress. it hurt bad enough my knees got weak and I started sweating. it finally fell out and hit the ground with a thud between my feet. I stood there a minute trying to push out any strays then looked in my car for a napkin. surprisingly, my butt was clean. ipeed again in the same fashion as earlier then left.
Tammy
Hey Everybody....I am a new poster. I am 5'7" 120lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, and nice boobs. I have a recent pooping experience to share with all of you. I was on my way to South Dakota to visit a friend and I stopped at a rest area to take a dump. I went into the restroom and all it was was 4 holes with toilet seats and nothing seperating them.i wasn't about to leave cuz ihad to poop sooooo bad so i went over to one, pulled up my skirt, yanked down my panties, wiped a seat and sat down. I was on the first onee of the four, just as I was about to explode another teenage girl walks in. i was kind of embarassed but i couldnt hold it anymore i let go wave after gassy wave of diareha. She sat down and all of te sudden i hear...pfft plop plop plop, brrrrnt plop plop plop. She turns to me and says, Pooping must be popular in here. She wiped as I was still letting out fart after fart. Finally i finished and went on my way.
Does anyone know any good movies where a girl poops other than Detroit Rock City?
Ziggy Za
One time a had a wierd dream. I got up as usual and went to the bathroom. I had to peee really bad. Then as I was going, I felt that something was VERY wrong...but I couldnt put my finger on it. Then I suddenly woke up, only to find that I had actually went to the bathroom without being in the bathroom. 0.o Freaky
Pete
girls---do you like shiting in outhouses/potalets??
Doug Poopington
For about 2 weeks I have been peeing in the sink in the downstairs bathroom. There seems to be no ill effects as long as the pee is thoroughly washed down. When you pee in the toilet in a manly style toilet droplets fly hitting the legs and floor.
leaky_man
hey pineapple punk I got a question for u where's the wirdest place u ever peed and poopedJonny the Jonny Brush
No, Brian. Diana did not take a laxative herself, which put me at a disadvantage. She got to see me go to the bathroom several times, while I only got one show from her. She is cool with the whole toilet thing, she just tends to be a bit paranoid for some reason or another when it comes to the Internet, and she hates working with computers. Even in school she is constantly cussing, swearing and getting totaly frustraited when she has to attend a math class in the computer lab, or her English teacher asigns a written asignment and requires it to be done on Microsoft Word and turned in vie e-mail. Her parents don't care too much for the computer, either. They don't even own one.
On a more interesting note, I had a chance to hear Diana's mother take a leak yesterday. Diana's mom is an older women of about 36 or 37 years of age, but quite good looking despite that. Diana invited me over for Breakfast, and while we were seated at the table, her mom walked into the bathroom that didn't have the door. They are still waiting for the door they ordered. "Jonny, don't walk by the bathroom until I'm done." she cried out. About 10 seconds later, I heard an intense hiss, and a very strong jet of pee hit that toilet water. Diana knew I was very interested and started to snicker. "Like mother like daughter" she said under her breath, but loud enough for me to hear. I was eating two eggs, bacon and four slices of toast, and a huge glass of orange joice. That flood in the bathroom continued non stop for long enough to eat half of my breakfast. Finaly, she tapered off to a few hissy spurts for about an addtional 30 seconds or so, then I heard the toilet ! paper unravel, and a flush, and a very relieved woman walk back into the kitchen. "That feels alot better. Now I can eat my Breakfast in comfort." We all ate in silence, and when we were done, Diana and I went out to the public swimming pool for most of the day.OOps, sorry Julie. By the way, I think youre right. Diana will probably win it. It's just going to be me and her as far as I know, but judging by what I have see her do on previous ocassions, and judging by the way her mother peed yesterday morning, I am definately in for a run for my money if not a total defeat.
Diana is also taller then I am, so that may mean that her bowls and bladder are bigger then mine too. I can't swear to that, but it's quite possible.
We will be having our contest tomorrow, so I will probably post about it after lunch tomorrow, or on Monday. I really do want to hear about your contest, too.Doug Poopington
To Billy, I was thinking about your post. I've made this observation, the older we get the tolerance for putting up with that authoritarian crap (I don't mean waste material) decreases. 10 years from now you would not tolerate that crap. Maybe that is the reason the young people are incouraged to go into the military. The older people would not put up with the stupid rules.Curious
Hi everyone!
Ash--Thanks for your answering my question. I read through the posts and you were the only one who replied, save for a comment or two (thanks, Bryian!) that my questions were interesting.
Anyway, I assumed most people probably don't have a BM at the doctor's office, at least because if they know they're going to be examined "there", they try to do it at home beforehand. But I was still curious to see if anyone out there had had that experience. I have heard of women pooping during the birth of a child, so I figured if that was possible, why not also at the doctor or gynecologist's? As far as tampons coming out, a friend once showed me a Japanese film that had one scene of a women taking a dump. It must have been a massive one because she was grunting and straining quite a bit, and apparently her tampon came out because she reached down bewteen her legs to take it before it fell in the toilet. She held it up and started laughing kind of embarrassedly. It was a pretty amusing scene, at least because it was so natural. I just wouldn't have imagined something like that happeneing, but then I'm not a woman, so what do I know about things like that?
Carmalita--Whoa! Major dump there--the one you took when Jake was in there shaving. Amazing! I've read plenty of your posts before and I just wanted to say that you write really well. Your descriptions are excellent! Keep it up!
Anyway, I have always been curious about big dumps, I think because my own are so ordinary and nothing to get excited about. I've often heard that women generall produce bigger ones, and I've read quite a few posts on this site regarding that topic. It's interesting how a dump can get so big...! The only time I ever remember taking a big dump myself was when I was about 19. I came home from college one weekend and had a major urge to crap, so I squatted over a newspaper and pushed out a "monster" that was close to eight inches long, I'd say, and about 2" thick. I only ever did that once (well, maybe twice, but I only remember that one specifically).
I think this is a great site, and it's really a privilege to have something like this where people of all ages, races, cultural backgrounds, what have you, can share stories about a topic that is generally "forbidden". It's nice, too, that it's well moderated. I hope this site keeps going and going just as regularly as having a good dump.
Dan H
back when i was a lurker on this site i used to read posts from a girl named emma who had a sister named broke, does anyone know what happened to her?
sry i don't have any sstories this time
Dan H
dee-jay
I everyone, I've been lurking on this site since a long time but now I decided to post my on topic. Personnaly, I don't know why but I'm almost always turned-on by a women who have to go to the toilet... It's almost like an fantasm. Someone else have this same kind of fascination? Because I don't know if it's normal or anormal... I also have a story to share too. That was when I was around 8-9 years old. My mom gave me a pill at the evening and she told me that it was good for my health. What I didn't know is that it was something to purge you like Geritol. So, the next morning, I had to wake up earlier than usual because there was too much pressure on my rectum... And during the rest of the day, I had to go 4 others times... I was thinking like:"what the hell is that" ;-)
ET
I have been visiting this site for some time.So now I have gotten the
nerve to post. Some years ago my family and my wifes family took a vacation together at the beach.We all rented a large house near the ocean.My wife has two younger sisters,who at that time were 15 and 13. We were at the beach one day when my wife asked me if i would go back to the house with the 13 year old sister as she had to go to the bathroom.there was no one back at the house,and since I am not a large fan of the beach,I said sure.When we got back to the house,my sister in law said she was about to go bad.She wanted me to come up and help her get her swimsuit down so she could go. I said sure,athough I thought she could do it herself.We went upstairs in to the bathroom and i helped her get her swimsuit down.She was a bit chubbie, and she was straining to hold it back.She no more than had sit down on the pot,when she said,I can't help it here it comes. She was slighly bent over,and I heard a wet sound of gas and then her anus opened and the biggest turd I have ever ! seen came poping and crackling out.The look on her face told me it must have been hurting as it came out.She said ,sorry I'm putting you through this as the smell was rather strong. I have'nt gone for 3 days,she said.I told her it was allright,sometimes I have the same problem.About that time it dropped into the pot,making a huge plopping sound.She just smiled and said how much better she felt.In a second a couple of more smaller turds dropped into the pot.The first one was about a couple of inches in diameter,and about as long as a ruler.She was exuasted,so I told her I would wipe her.She thanked me and told me that I was so understanding.Since that day,she has asked me to help her dozens of times and I needed her help when I was in the hospital.But those stories are for another time.
Reno of the Turks
Hey,
I was just wondering something. I have been eating like one less meal a day....skipping breakfast because of school and well, I now notice that I only crap about once every three days. Is that just because of a lack of food or perhaps a change in what I have been eating?
Reno
Wantano
Hi there y'all.
I have a question for the ladies.
When my mom pees, she makes a loud shhhhhhh sound. Do any of you girls make the same sound when you pee?
If so, did you do it all of your life, even when you were little, or did it start later on, Also, do you fart when you are peeing in public restrooms.
Stevie
Hi.
My name is Stevie, short for Stephanie. I'm 18, blonde hair, green eyes, about 5'4", 116 pounds. Unlike most of my girlfriends, I'm pretty open about my bodily functions, and will happily join my guy buddies when they start making fart and shit jokes. I thought I'd share the single most humiliating experience of my life with everyone (this site is really cool!).
When I was eleven, I was on a field trip with my history class to an old battleground. There were no toilets, and I really, really had to shit. I quietly asked my teacher (who was a bitch) if I could please run to the porta-potties in the parking lot. She said loudly, "You can use the restroom when we go back to the bus."
So, after another hour or so of walking around, I started to get really desperate. Finally, I just ran to the porta potties. My teacher told the tour guide to keep talking and ran after me. Just as I got to the parking lot, within just a few yards of the porta-potties, she caught up with me. She grabbed my arm and told me that I was going to sit on the bus by myself, and that if I used the potty, I'd be in big trouble.
As she led me to the bus, I let out this huge wet fart, and a big glob of diarrhea splattered into my panties. I said, "I just pooped my pants! Please let me go." She said, "A girl your age should be able to hold it! Get on the bus!" I pulled away from her and again, made it for the porta-potties. I didn't care how much trouble I got into, I didn't want to totally shit myself. I lept inside one, and, of course, the lock was busted. Quickly, I yanked my pants and panties down and sat on the seat, and crapped my guts out.
The door opened and she screamed at me, "How dare you! Get up and pull up your pants." In the middle of spraying diarrhea in the porta-potty, she pulled me off the toilet. I managed to clench my cheeks just before my butt left the seat. She wouldn't even let me wipe my ass. She made me pull up my shitty panties and my pants and sat me on the bus all the way in the back.
I spent the rest of the trip home with poop squished between my buns and smeared in my panties, still having to go.
My parents got a note from the teacher about my misbehavior. I got in trouble and was grounded. I was too embarrassed to tell them what had happened, so I just took it. When I left grammmar school later that year, I went to his room just before I left and screamed "F*** you!" to him. He couldn't do anything about it. And it felt good.
Well, that's it. Anyone have a similar experience?
Stevie
Randi
HI EVERYONE:
Ok, here is a poll that I'd like to take.
How many of you in the town that you live have public restrooms
that have no outside doors? In the town that I live in, the
restrooms for men's/women's in the local high school doesn't
have a door but it has a big gate. I hardly ever see it gated.
And are there any Japanese style restrooms anywhere in the
Central US? I'd like to try using one. I used the squat style
many years ago at the Indiana State Fair before they did made
regular ones. All the women,keep up the good stories. And let's
hear more high school and college stories from the women.
Randi
Hal
Billy's awful story of not being allowed to go to the bathroom in school as often as he needed reminded me of high school discipline in the religious school I attended. I left home at 7 a. m. and returned about 4 in the afternoon. We were allowed only one bathroom break at lunch time and then none the rest of the day. Sometimes I was desperate by the time I left school in the afternoon for my long bus ride home. I remember a couple of times that I was punished for not paying attention in class and not allowed to leave the classroom at noon but sent to detention instead. Those times I was not only deprived of my lunch but forced to wait until I got home to pee (9 hours all together). Like Billy I never wet my pants. My mother used to be furious when I got home and was so desperate to pee. After two years there they took me out of the school mainly because I was not allowed to visit the bathroom when I needed to. It upsets me even to think about it ten years after now.
ucgenie
Kent, Liked you story about going 8 hours with a dirty ass. I don't know about you,but when I don't wipe too good my ass ichches like crazy. That is how I know i need to re wipe. If that is true with you also your ass must have iched for 8 hours.
Middle Aged Crapper
OUR DEFECATING WORLD LEADERS (PART ONE OF TWO)
This may not be the most "normal" internet discussion forum, but our writers certainly cannot be classed as misfits or losers, as a few of the most successful and powerful people have been quite open about toileting.
Today (Aug. 27th) would have been the 95th birthday of Lyndon Johnson (he actually died 30 years ago), President of the United States from 1963 to 1969. For the young people in the forum who have no memory of him, he was the President who saw most U.S. civil rights legislation passed and began a series of short-lived, ultimately unsuccessful government programs to end poverty in America called the "Great Society."
Johnson was America's hardest working President, putting in 21 hr. days and sleeping only 3 hrs. a night. Accordingly he believed that time was of the essence and not even a minute should be wasted. He thought that the normal way of toileting (one person alone in the bathroom, sitting on the toilet with his thoughts and his turds) was a waste of time because it meant interrupting conversations or business meetings. He never dared invite his female staff into the bathroom with him, but he always had male staffers join him while he sat on the toilet and pooped.
In the 1950s Johnson was Senate Majority Leader. One night he was on the second floor of a posh convention hall where all the bathrooms were on the first floor. He was in an ordinary washroom talking with an aide when the senator stunned this man by suddenly lowering his pants and underwear, whipping out his penis and peeing a huge stream into the beautiful marble sink overlain with gold faucets.
President Johnson loved taking men into the Oval Office bathroom with him as he pulled down his pants and sat on the toilet. He would carry on discussions of domestic and foreign policy as his turds went plop-plop-plop into the bowl (whenever the President was farting up a storm the entire White House must have stunk!).
Johnson also loved bringing prudish guys into the bathroom to take them down a peg and humiliate them while they had to watch him dump his turds. One of his major foreign policy advisors, McGeorge Bundy, was a nerdy little genius who once got a perfect 1,600 on his SAT test and was valedictorian of his class at Yale University. Bundy later recalled he hated the sessions with the President in the bathroom while the latter dropped turds into the toilet.
As a final aside, Johnson also enjoyed swimming in the nude and couldn't be bothered with bathing trunks. One day in 1964 he was swimming nude in the White House swimming pool when some of his domestic advisors came along. He asked them to likewise strip naked and hop in the pool. Thus a group of powerful, totally nude men formulated the Great Society idea in the swimming pool (according to Johnson biographer Professor Robert Dallek).
Next Monday I'll write the final installment on the open toileting habits of another great world leader.