Annette
My first day of classes and wouldn't you know it I had to go to the bathroom just as my first class had started. I had to go number two fairly bad and I kept shifting and squirming in my chair as I tried to pull it back in. I managed to hold it in by stretching my legs out in front of me, sliding forward in my seat while leaning back, and tightening my buns as tight as I could get them. I didn't have time to use the restroom before my next class and again I tried to hold it in as my professor was talking. But then I had to go super bad. I mean it felt like my poop was lifting me out of my seat and it pressed really hard to come out. I tried to block my backdoor ring by sitting on my foot but this didn't help. Another girl got up and left the room a few rows down from mine. I thought if she can leave, so can I. I didn't want to miss anything important the professor was saying but I really had to use the restroom bad. I got up and started to leave the classroom. I c! ould feel my poop starting to come out of my ring and I had to clench my buns tightly as I walked. I felt like everyone was watching me. I had to ask a guy in the hall where the women's restroom was because I didn't even know where it was. As I talked to him my poop started to emerge from my ring again and I had to tighten my buns real tight as I rocked up on my tippy toes. I finally made it to the restroom which was down the hall. A girl was already in a stall and I could tell she was taking a dump by the way the restroom smelled. The cleanest toilet was a stall right beside hers and I immediately jerked my pants down and sat down. Within seconds a very large firm log sunk into the toilet. I then peed a little, wiped, flushed, and went to wash my hands. The girl in the next stall then emerged. She was the girl who was in my class. I said "Hi, my name is Annette, I think I am in your history class." She said her name was Brandy. She was really worried she was goi! ng to miss something important in class. So worried that she didn't even take time to wash her hands. In the hall walking back to class she said she tried to wait until after class but she was about to have an accident. I said I know the feeling. I hope we can become friends.
Movie Fan
There have been some postings about the movie "Spun". I was able to locate and watch a cesnsored version of this movie. In the version I saw, you do not see the poop coming out of the girl. You see her sitting on the toilet straining and grunting. Then, you hear a very realistic fart/poop sound, and then the camera cuts to a view inside the toilet and you can vaguely see a small turd hit the water. It's really not explicit at all. The girl then grabs the one remaining sheet of toilet paper and wipes herself and the camera then cuts to a scene of the tp hitting the water. You never see the girl's butt and the scene of the poop hitting the water was obviously done with some kind of special effects. When the tp sheet is shown hitting the water, the tp is clean, and you never really see the turd.
My question for anyone who has seen the uncensored version of the movie is this: in the uncensored version, do you see anything more explicit than what I have described here?Melanie
Well now this is an interesting site! I never knew there was such an interest in peeing and crapping.
I got married recently. The ceremony and the reception were both beautiful and it was the happiest day of mi life except for one tiny problem. When I get nervous, my bowels act up, and I tend to get chronic diarrhea. My wedding day was no different.
So, just moments before the ceremony (the music had already started), I said to my sister (and maid of honor) "Oh my God, I'm going to shit myself!" She said, "Calm down, you'll be fine." I said, "No, really! I'm going to shit in my underpants!" She and my best friend (and bridesmaid) helped me to the closest restroom. They stood on either side of me and lifted my gown and I positioned myself over the toilet. I pulled my underpants down as far as I could, which wasn't very far due to my garters. I sat on the toilet and had a terrible case of the shits for several minutes. I think they were both grossed out, but they stayed in there and aided me anyway.
Then, when I was done, there was no TP!!! I said, "Forget it," stood up and pulled my underpants back up with sticky shit squished between my buns. I had almost worn a thong as a surprise for my husband later that night. Thank God I decided against it!
I spent the entire ceremony with a sticky shitty butt. I didn't finally get to wipe my butt until the reception. But, it was just a single cloud over an otherwise magical day. Anyone else have any bathroom problems during their wedding day?
Bye!
lil pooper
Hey guys just wondering if there's anything that changes how hard your poop is, like the kind of food you eat or whatever, and what kind of foods would make it a bit harder. Thanks for any info!Well i never thought id post to this board, id seen it a few times, but, as i said, never thought id see a reason to post. until about 5 minutes ago.
I farted. And then I felt a warm squit of liquid fill my underwear. Now this wasnt planned. im not a huge bodily function fetishist, but the few times girls have peed on me ive enjoyed. Anyway, so Im all alone in my room and I farted, and I felt something else come out. Its cold where I live at the moment, I didnt feel like running inside and changing my underwear. This was not planned.
Im a 20 y.o male for curiosity sake. So anyway, I farted, felt something come out, and to be blunt (and maybe quite offensive) I thought whatever it was that came out would remain between my buttcheeks. As I went inside to the bathroom I felt wetness. When I sat on the toilet to clean myself my underwear were wet. Must be my bad diet, or the wine Im drinking. Fact is, I had an accident. I pooed my pants. Now, as a 20 y.o Im sure it aint the first one of my age its happened to.
Climax: I put my dirty underwear into the laundray, cleaned my hands with unerwear and took about 50 wipes. Cant believe I had that accident. But then again I guess it happens to everyone every now and then.
Just thought I'd contribute.
Have fun.
Ciao
Jason
Hey!
This site is really cool. Very cool to see so many people, men AND women, openly talking about a subject most people keep to themselves.
I used to be a little nervous when I had to take a shit in a public restroom. Peeing was no big deal, but shitting was kind of an adventure. I'm not sure why, because I was never bashful about my bowel habits growing up. But, in school, from elementary through junior high, the boys rooms had no doors on the stalls. In fact, the junior high toilets had nothing in between them at all, just a barrier that seperated them from the rest of the bathroom.
I remember a number of times when I was forced to take a shit at school. Usually, my anxiety was unwarranted and there was no problem, but a couple of times shit happeded (no pun intended!).
Once, I went in the boys room, I think it was in fifth grade, ready to shit my pants. There were a group of other boys in there who were fooling around. If I wasn't so desperate I probably would have held it, but it was an emergency! So, I went into a stall and pulled my pants and underwear down justr far enough and sat on the toilet. I heard one of the guys say, "Hey, man, that kid's taking a shit." So, I relaxed and a big mushy load of shit oozed out of my ass. It was really sticky, gooey and gross. I went to roll off some paper and there wasn't any.
I saw that there were bunches of wet TP all over the ceiling, and I realized these guys had been throwing TP bombs all over the ceiling and walls. Meanwhile, I had a major case of butt mud. But, there wasn't a whole lot I could do. I stood up and pulled up my pants. I quickly checked the other stalls for paper, and they were also empty.
I said, "hey, is there any paper that didn't get wet already?" They said no, sorry. Yeah, I'll bet they were sorry. So, I wound up spending the rest of the day with shit smeared between my butt cheeks.
Another time in elementary school, I was on the toilet when a few girls came in, I guess just to see what it was like. I heard them whispering, "I always wondered what it was like in here." I guess thay thought there was no one in there, but they eventually saw me sitting there on the toilet. They burst out laughing and ran out. I, of course, was pretty embarrassed, and had to deal with looks and giggles from them for the next few days. "That's the guy we saw pooping!"
And then, in junior high, just as my doorless anxiety was coming to an end, I was taking a dump when a fight broke out. The two guys wound up rolling around on the floor next to my feet. A teacher had to come in and break it up, and the two of them yelled at each other while the teacher tried to calm them down. All the while I was sitting there with my pants down and shit hanging out of my ass. Finally the teacher asked me if I was okay, and I said yes.
Well, this is getting long. I have some shitting stories from summer camp and college as well, so I'll share those soon. Til then, so long.
Chen
Chen
Let me tell you about me. I am born of Chinese parents. I am 12. I am 5 feet tall and weigh 90 lbs. I eat lots of rice and vegetables along with meat. chicken and fish. Some times my bowel movements are small. Sometimes are large, either in one piece or more.
Last night, my big brother came home from work and asked me to go with him shopping. I was happy to go. He takes me everywhere with him. First, I had to urinate before I left. But, that was not all. As I was leaving my mother told me to change my tampon. I was carrying too long. I went back into the bathroom, dropped my white shorts and blue panties to my ankles, sat on the toilet, opened my legs and pulled out the tampon, wiped my vagina, then inserted a new one. I called to my brother and told him that I would be along. He understood. After, I cleaned up, I flushed the toilet of any residue, pulled up my clothes and left with my brother. His name is Charles.
Could you give a small physical description of yourself? (age, height, etc...) already described
2)How often do you take a poop? daily
3)About how many poos do you make on average each time you take a poop? it varies
5)Approximately how big are your poos? (lenth, diameter) 8-12 inches long and an inch in diameter.
6)What is the usual texture of your poos? (mushy, firm, solid, knobby, etc.) solid, sometimes mushy
7)Where do you usually take a poop at? home or school
8)What places do you enjoy taking a poop? home is good. I can read. Movies are nice. School is good. I talk to girls in the bathroom.
9)Do you feel comfortable with a guy or girl watching you poop? either, I have schoolgirl friends. I often open the door to my older brother
10)About how long does it take you to poop (on average)? I have never looked at my watch.
11)What foods make you produce the largest poos? vegetables
12)Can you recall the largest poop you've ever made?
13)What types of poos do you normally produce? - logs, chunks, snakes(coils), etc. logs or mushy, if I eat peppers and oil.
14)When you get the urge, when do you usually let out your poop? (first opportunity, hold it till convenitent, wait a day, etc.) first opportunity or when convenitent.
Stef
1. Your age, if you care to say. 16
2. Do you keep a jar or bottle near your bed? If so, how often do you pee in it? no
3. Same for a bottle/jar beside your puter so you don't have to get up (presumably at home, not at school or the office, LOL). no
4. Same for your car/truck. I do not drive.
5. Wet bed by accident? Your age last time it happened? many times, 12
6. Wet pants by accident? Your age last time it happened? 6
7. Wet pants on purpose? How often? no
8. Pee in shower at home? How often? very often
9. Pee in a public shower (gym, dorm, school)? How often? Others see?
10. Pee in sink at home? How often? often
11. Pee in sink in public restroom (for example, at a concert or game in stadium when the urinal lines are too long)? How often? no
12. Pee out of a window, off side of deck at home, or similar, even though regular facilities are available? How often? With others watching? no
13. Pee while swimming in ocean? In lake/creek/swimming hole? In pool? In your bathing suit while not in the water? How often for each?
14. Other unusual places where you have peed? Details, whether anyone else saw, frequency, etc. are welcome. classroom sink.
for thathyanna: What do I do with my boyhood? When it is limp, I let it hang down. If it is hard or half-hard, I sit on the bowl and hold it down.
jen
i just moved into a dorm for college and am adjusting to using the group bathroom. i really never liked using public bathrooms, especially for pooping and avoid doing so at all costs.
whereas i usually have a BM every day, I've been holding it and going at the last minute because i hate using the bathrooms here. i usually wake up around 3AM and go down the halls. I've only gone once during the day, and that was only because it was starting to come out and touching the back of my panties. i really hope i can outgrow this soon, because holding my poop back all day is really making it hard for me to concentrate on my classes and homework as well.
Rachel
I was wondering if I am wierd. Ever since I was a child I was taught, and my sis and mom did the same, my dad left we I was very young so I don't know about him, when I had constipation to wear old panties and to try to poop in them. This was for school, home, and public anywhere I was I was to try pooping my panties. Is this common with anyone else? Would anyone like stories?
wetguy
I am 18 and male.
To STEVIE - That must have been a horrible experience. I would have swore at the teacher, too!
To HAL - Wow, you had to go 9 hours without peeing? I usually have awesome bladder control, but I don't think I could regularly go 9 hours without leaving some wet spots on my pants!
To PINEAPPLE PUNK - Loved your story...sounds like you enjoy peeing your pants as much as I do. Like you, I love the feeling of peeing through my bathing suit, especially when it's dry. I also love getting real desperate, then slipping into an old pair of jeans and flooding them while standing in the shower...among other methods! Keep posting!
To JONNY THE JONNY BRUSH - Thanks for your reply. I also have good bladder control, but for some reason when I'm in the car, I always have a nagging urge to pee. It rarely gets bad or desperate, but it always seems to be there. Then it usually gets worse when we stop, but that seems to be the case with a lot of people. I'm excellent at holding my crap - it would take a LOT of things to go wrong in succession for me to totally crap my pants by accident. I've had small skid marks a couple times in the last several years, but I'm always able to hold the main piece.
Well I am officially a freshman in college now, with two roomates. Hopefully I'll have some good stories about peeing at college as the year progresses. That's it for now...
-wetguythathyanna
hello my toilet buddiez aaand how r u 2day??? well im great cause i just realized smth: i hv 4 ppl who r in love with me aaand none of them is in romania can u believe that? 1 is in spain, 1 in italy, 1 in india and 1 in pakistan. my god :/ i hv such a 'luck' in love these dayz. but anyway my usual responsez now:
to GIN: nice story plz post sum more
to TAMMY: yea spun has such a scene
to ZIGGY ZA: dont worry it happendz. hope u enjoyed it though
to PETE: if u mean what i think u mean yea. anywayz i love pooping anywhere
to CURIOUS: i hope this site remains 4 a long time 2
to DEE-JAY: dont worry i hv the same thing but abt guyz u know and as far as im concerned i dont care how abnormal it is and u shudnt either my friend :)
to ET: plz post sum storiez abt hospital and u know in ur case therez a gud proverb we romanianz have here itz like so: BINE FACI BINE GASESTI in translation itz DO GOOD FIND GOOD so i guess she helped u in hospital cause u helped her 2 by the way can u like give a short description next time? just curious
to RENO OF THE TURKS: well itz cause u skip breakfast. if u skipped any other meal u wud still hv pooped every day
to WANTANO: as far as im concerned well i sumtimez hv that sound or sometimez itz ...silent and yes i do fart almost every time i pee
to STEVIE: clap clap clap (im applausing) i wish i were there when u told that teacher f*** u BRAVOOOOOO
to HAL: itz a gud thing ur parentz let u quit that horrible school u know such thingz r unhealthy. u could sue them because itz in every medical book ITZ NOT HEALTHY 2 KEEP UR PEE IN FOR 2 LONG
to EMILY OF NYC: i loooved ur story. im glad u didnt get caught ;)
to QUEEN OF POOP PROBLEMS: my god thank god u were not sick enuf 2 b taken 2 the hospital
to TED: nice survey: well letz c mine :) 1. well on a toilet is more com4table but out is nice 2 2.the man (well 1 of them -c above- anyway) that loves me. dunno y but i wud like 2 c the face hed make :))))) 3.(a)well abt 1 pound (b)smooth (c)no smell at all (d)10 minz 4.cause i like 2 poo
to MIKE(EX-CON): im proud of u (tho i dont hv the rite 2) that u hv a gud life now my friend and i hope 2 hear some hapy nonprison stories from u k?? smile! so herez a biiiiiiig smile from romania the home of dracula :)))))))))))))
to BETH: dunn worry it cud hv been worst. smile with me :))))
to AJ :o) : liked ur yucky story
to PISS/POOP LVER: well dont worry i also like 2 watch opposite sex persons do that especially pee
to SWEETPEE: watz a travelmate?
well thatz all with responsez. the story i am abt 2 tell u occured this morning, on 25th of august (im gonna hv 2 remember this). well i woke up and after doing my toilette i decided 2 eat sum mellon WATER mellon mmmmmmmmmm my fav! well soon aftr i wanted 2 pee pretty badly so i didnt go 2 the bathroom cause my fav show was on and hung on praying 4 a comercial break. oh well finally comercialz begun and i went 2 the bathroom. since all ppl arround here hv peed themselves i thought i shud try it so i only lifted my dress (actually a veeeeery long t-shirt) and peed rite through my panties. mmmmmmmmmmm oh yes!! it felt grrrrreat and im planning on doing it again.
aaand now the question that never is absent: this time is ****CAN ANY1 TELL ME OF ANY GUD PEEING IDEAZ? (u know smth more than a toilet)****
thank you in advance my beloved toilet friendz and lotza smiles from romania :) :) :) ...... :) :) .....
Jason
Hey!
This site is really cool. Very cool to see so many people, men AND women, openly talking about a subject most people keep to themselves.
I used to be a little nervous when I had to take a shit in a public restroom. Peeing was no big deal, but shitting was kind of an adventure. I'm not sure why, because I was never bashful about my bowel habits growing up. But, in school, from elementary through junior high, the boys rooms had no doors on the stalls. In fact, the junior high toilets had nothing in between them at all, just a barrier that seperated them from the rest of the bathroom.
I remember a number of times when I was forced to take a shit at school. Usually, my anxiety was unwarranted and there was no problem, but a couple of times shit happeded (no pun intended!).
Once, I went in the boys room, I think it was in fifth grade, ready to shit my pants. There were a group of other boys in there who were fooling around. If I wasn't so desperate I probably would have held it, but it was an emergency! So, I went into a stall and pulled my pants and underwear down justr far enough and sat on the toilet. I heard one of the guys say, "Hey, man, that kid's taking a shit." So, I relaxed and a big mushy load of shit oozed out of my ass. It was really sticky, gooey and gross. I went to roll off some paper and there wasn't any.
I saw that there were bunches of wet TP all over the ceiling, and I realized these guys had been throwing TP bombs all over the ceiling and walls. Meanwhile, I had a major case of butt mud. But, there wasn't a whole lot I could do. I stood up and pulled up my pants. I quickly checked the other stalls for paper, and they were also empty.
I said, "hey, is there any paper that didn't get wet already?" They said no, sorry. Yeah, I'll bet they were sorry. So, I wound up spending the rest of the day with shit smeared between my butt cheeks.
Another time in elementary school, I was on the toilet when a few girls came in, I guess just to see what it was like. I heard them whispering, "I always wondered what it was like in here." I guess thay thought there was no one in there, but they eventually saw me sitting there on the toilet. They burst out laughing and ran out. I, of course, was pretty embarrassed, and had to deal with looks and giggles from them for the next few days. "That's the guy we saw pooping!"
And then, in junior high, just as my doorless anxiety was coming to an end, I was taking a dump when a fight broke out. The two guys wound up rolling around on the floor next to my feet. A teacher had to come in and break it up, and the two of them yelled at each other while the teacher tried to calm them down. All the while I was sitting there with my pants down and shit hanging out of my ass. Finally the teacher asked me if I was okay, and I said yes.
Well, this is getting long. I have some shitting stories from summer camp and college as well, so I'll share those soon. Til then, so long.
wetguy
I am 18 and male.
To Joe - Loved your stories, just like the last time!! I will try to recall and post some of my earlier incidents in my next post, so watch out for it!
To Camp Counselor - Loved your story about that kid who wouldn't go to the bathroom until it was too late. I also like to have to piss pretty bad before going, but I don't usually let it get to the point where I'm peeing in my pants (unless I'm doing it for gun, of course). Nice story!
I'll have more next time.
-wetguy
jason
one time this happened when i was 20yrs old.me my best friend daniel and his dad and brother and this other guy named chris left to go to lexington ky for a tournement for daniel.we left one saturday morning and when we got there it didn't start till 2 more hours.his dad wanted breakfast so me his brother and dad went to shonny's daniel and chris didn't wanna go.after we ate i had to take a #1 and his brother had to take a #2,the bathroom had two urinals and 2 stalls. i was in urinal next to the stall which he was in.i flushed the urinal and went to wash my hands.and i heard a loud splashing of water and it was the urnial over flowing and the water was going at his feet. after we left i had to let a big fart and i pushed and it shot out louder than i expected.then they were a loud car drove bye.his brother said the car was loud,and his dad said it wasn't as loud as that fart jason just let.
Mysterious Man
Julie: Hope to hear from you of another contest, why not have another friend join in, too?
Ash: Do you remember your biggest, hardest poop ever? If so, could you tell me? Please let me know.
Stevie: Sorry to hear you had such a bicthy teacher. Do you have any nice poops stories to share? If so, let me know.
Linkin' Park girlie: I'm a fan of LP too! Do you have any poop stories to share, if so, can you tell me some? Also, what are your poops like, are they big and hard? Or big and firm? Hope to hear from you.
Constipated chick: Are you oftenly constipated? Do you have any experiences you can share? Also, add some detail, I love to hear them.
Curious: What's the name of that Japanese film? Can you find out for me, please? Thanks in advance.
Tammy: Hope to hear of more pooping experiences.
Gin: Ouch, sounds like a tough BM. Can't wait to hear of more.
Anyone ever see the short film "Baby"? It's about a family finding a recently born baby boy, abandoned in ladies room at a reststop. They find the teen mother, who is still in the area, and confront her, they chase her down and the youngest daughter (whose 12, her sister is 13 or 14) catches the mother and knocks her out. They use the teen mothers' car since the families car is too small. A few hours (I'm guessing) of driving the young women wakes up, after gettin her to calm down, they discuss her options, go to jail for abadaning the baby, or take responsibility for it. Moments later the youngest girl says "I've gotta go poop" (Though she says it very quietly) They pull over and she hops out, the mother hands her some paper and she does her business, while the girl's mother argues with the babies' mother, at which the little girl looks up and teases about the women possibly going to jail. (This scene has sometimes been confused as a pee scene, which may be a result of ! the little girl's hard to hear annoucment of needing to take a dump.) It's a nice little short.
Does anyone know of a movie called: "He knows when your alone"? In the beginning, there's a girl going to the bathroom and sitting on the toilet, but does anyone know if she poops, or takes a long piss? If anyone knows, please tell me.
Also I once say a movie, which was from at least the 80's or so, about a girl trying to escape from a school for correcting bad girls, as they try to escape through the bathroom, one goes into the stall and pretends to be taking a really painful dump or something. If anyones seen this, tell me what it's called.
I'd like any of you to give me your list of movies that feature poop scenes. Thanks to any and all in advance.
See ya all later!
jason
one time this happened when i was 20yrs old.me my best friend daniel and his dad and brother and this other guy named chris left to go to lexington ky for a tournement for daniel.we left one saturday morning and when we got there it didn't start till 2 more hours.his dad wanted breakfast so me his brother and dad went to shonny's daniel and chris didn't wanna go.after we ate i had to take a #1 and his brother had to take a #2,the bathroom had two urinals and 2 stalls. i was in urinal next to the stall which he was in.i flushed the urinal and went to wash my hands.and i heard a loud splashing of water and it was the urnial over flowing and the water was going at his feet. after we left i had to let a big fart and i pushed and it shot out louder than i expected.then they were a loud car drove bye.his brother said the car was loud,and his dad said it wasn't as loud as that fart jason just let.
Camp Counselor
Billy's story reminded me of a week I spent at camp with my best friend, the same camp I now work at.
This particular year when we were 10 years old, we had counselors who hated to be woken in the middle of the night. They never actually said we couldn't go to the bathroom, but nobody dared ask. Needless to say, each morning after 9-10 hours without a bathroom break everybody had to go, and there were always a few boys who were desperate. The first two nights Eric and I were able to hold on fine until after breakfast. The second morning we were there, being 10 years old, we made fun of a kid who had a softball sized wetspot on his shorts and was holding himself. The third night however, we had a pizza party and drank lots of soda. Eric and I both peed right before bed, and thought we'd be okay till morning. We went to bed, and as soon as the lights were out, we both had to pee a little. Nothing serious, and I knew I could hold it. We fell asleep and several hours later I woke up with my bladder screaming. I was afraid of asking to counselor to go, or sneaking off on my o! wn (leaving the dorms alone at night was against the rules). I heard Eric moving around alot and I asked him if he was awake. He said yes, and he had to pee really bad. We sat up and talked in whispers for awhile, until I had to go so bad I couldn't stand it. I laid down, grabbed myself and tried to make the pressure go away. Eric was laying on his side, his legs to his chest and hand in his crotch, and said that it helped a little. I tried this, and was still hanging on at 3:30, but i knew the counselor wouldn't be up until 6:30. By this point we were both crying, but had not had an accident yet. I said that if we let a little out we might be able to hold it until morning. We both stood up, half bent over in agony, and looked for a place to pee. Our beach towels were laying on the floor, and we decided to pee in those because we had others. We were young enough to not care, but old enough to be embarassed about seeing each other peeing in the dim light, and tried to hide o! ur "tools" whiile peeing. We got back in our beds and swore that we weren't looking at each other, while at the same time we both knew we were. I asked Eric if he still had to pee, and he said yeah but he could hold it. I said me too and fell asleep. When Eric worke me up a few hours later I was once again in agony. Eric was holding himself and dancing around, asking me if i still had to pee. I said yes, but the counselors are still in bed. Another kid, chris, who was knew to camp decided he would wake up the counselor. A big mistake, He made us all go back to bed and said we were old enough to hold it all night, and nobody could pee until breakfast. Everybody groaned, the pizza party was getting to everybody. I didn't dare pee in the towels again because there were to many people watching. Finally ther counselors got up, and we got dressed for breakfast. I had to pee so bad I could hardly move. Eric said he couldn't hold it, and I saw a wet spot form on his shorts. He grabb! ed his penis and must have stopped it, because the spot stopped growing. There were several of us holding ourselves, and the counselor got up and told us only babies hold themselves, and added that anybody who wasn't old enough to hold it could go to the bathroom. I had to pee so very bad, but I wasn't going to look like a baby. I put on a pair of loose pants with big pockets for breakfast. And when I had to I reached in my pocket to give my penis a quick squeeze. Eric and I promised each other that we would not look like babies, and sat through breakfast in agony, just to spite the counselor. I saw him holding his crotch, and I was doing the same, while trying to act like nothing was wrong. Several close to us caught on, and the kid who we had been picking on began chiding us, what goes around comes around. We sat in the dining hall for the morning assembly, and were finally dismissed to morning activities. We joked around and walke casually to the bathroom, by this time, h! arldy being able to stand up. We got to the bathroom just in time. I tore open my pantss and started peeing immediately, i got some in my pants, and even a few drops on the floor. I loooked over at eric, who was fumbling with his zipper. He had a distressed look on his face, and finally tugged his jean shorts down just enough to get it out over the top. We stood there peeing, and talking about boy stuff. Somebody in the stall farted, and somebody else came in holding their crotch. We finished peeing, and went back to the dorms. Beeing boys we didn't wash our hands. We hung the dirty towels on the line, and have reminisced about that night every summer since. Eric stopped in for a visit this year at camp, and we peed together just for old times sake.
Sean
To Camp Counselor: I liked your story and if you’ve read my recent posts I think you will see I have exactly the same difficulty. I’ve had to pee with an erection quite a few times and I have to push hard to get to pee at all, and it does hurt a little. I also found it doesn’t all come out when I have a full hard-on and soon afterwards I have to pee again. I remember I had this trouble when I was little and like you I seemed to get an erection for no reason. I did get a few leaks but it was easier to hold it in when it was hard. Now I’m a lot older and at least now it’s my own fault if I get hard before I pee. – Sean.
Now I had an interesting experience this last weekend in the men’s room at one of the local malls. I felt the urge to do a poo come on and made my way to the restrooms. Since I never hold my poo in any longer than is necessary to find a restroom I sometimes have to wait a little while for it to start coming out once I get seated. To make it a little easier for my poo, and to encourage it to come out I like to lean forward as far as I can and this was no exception. What surprised me was that the toilets have some kind of automatic flushing mechanism that somehow detects that the person has stood up and then automatically flushes the bowl. Guess what, I leaned forward and the toilet flushed. There was nothing I could do about it and this happened two or three times as I sat up to take a breather and then leaned over again to give a gentle push to try and get it started. Eventually my logs came out and it was time to wipe. I also stand up to wipe and so of course the! toilet flushed automatically and did so before I wiped. I had to wipe twice and I threw both lots of tp into the bowl but of course there was no way to flush it manually so I just made myself decent and left the stall with my tp still floating in the bowl. Has anyone else found these kinds of toilets – please let me know – thanks. Sean
Jason
Hey!
This site is really cool. Very cool to see so many people, men AND women, openly talking about a subject most people keep to themselves.
I used to be a little nervous when I had to take a shit in a public restroom. Peeing was no big deal, but shitting was kind of an adventure. I'm not sure why, because I was never bashful about my bowel habits growing up. But, in school, from elementary through junior high, the boys rooms had no doors on the stalls. In fact, the junior high toilets had nothing in between them at all, just a barrier that seperated them from the rest of the bathroom.
I remember a number of times when I was forced to take a shit at school. Usually, my anxiety was unwarranted and there was no problem, but a couple of times shit happeded (no pun intended!).
Once, I went in the boys room, I think it was in fifth grade, ready to shit my pants. There were a group of other boys in there who were fooling around. If I wasn't so desperate I probably would have held it, but it was an emergency! So, I went into a stall and pulled my pants and underwear down justr far enough and sat on the toilet. I heard one of the guys say, "Hey, man, that kid's taking a shit." So, I relaxed and a big mushy load of shit oozed out of my ass. It was really sticky, gooey and gross. I went to roll off some paper and there wasn't any.
I saw that there were bunches of wet TP all over the ceiling, and I realized these guys had been throwing TP bombs all over the ceiling and walls. Meanwhile, I had a major case of butt mud. But, there wasn't a whole lot I could do. I stood up and pulled up my pants. I quickly checked the other stalls for paper, and they were also empty.
I said, "hey, is there any paper that didn't get wet already?" They said no, sorry. Yeah, I'll bet they were sorry. So, I wound up spending the rest of the day with shit smeared between my butt cheeks.
Another time in elementary school, I was on the toilet when a few girls came in, I guess just to see what it was like. I heard them whispering, "I always wondered what it was like in here." I guess thay thought there was no one in there, but they eventually saw me sitting there on the toilet. They burst out laughing and ran out. I, of course, was pretty embarrassed, and had to deal with looks and giggles from them for the next few days. "That's the guy we saw pooping!"
And then, in junior high, just as my doorless anxiety was coming to an end, I was taking a dump when a fight broke out. The two guys wound up rolling around on the floor next to my feet. A teacher had to come in and break it up, and the two of them yelled at each other while the teacher tried to calm them down. All the while I was sitting there with my pants down and shit hanging out of my ass. Finally the teacher asked me if I was okay, and I said yes.
Well, this is getting long. I have some shitting stories from summer camp and college as well, so I'll share those soon. Til then, so long.
wetguy
I am 18/m and I also want to mention that I just took my first dump here at college, something I was dreading. I've almost never crapped outside my post up until now (which may sound weird) so I didnt know how I would react. I hadn't felt the urge until today, and it got bad real quick so I knew the time had arrived. But it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be - I took a stall, dropped my shorts, and crapped. Perhaps it helped that no one else was in the entire bathroom at the time, but it went pretty good. Now that's out of the way!
-wetguy
Katie
D DAWG's SURVEY
1) longest pee of all time?
I was in a car with my boyfriend and his mother and we were about two hours out of town. I was on a diet that said i should drink lots of water. His mom drove real slow, and the trip that should have taken two hours took three and a half. I was desperate, but had only been going with him a short time so was too embarrassed to ask to stop. When I got home and got to the toilet I wee'd for ages and ages.
2) when you have to pee really bad, does the stream seem lighter than usual?
I haven't noticed this. I drink lots of water so my wee is generally light.
3) longest time you have ever gone without peeing.
I wee often, so I usually plan that I will be able to wee. The time in the car with my boyfriend and his mother seemed the longest, but it might just have been because I was desperate.
4) longest outdoors pee you have ever taken.
I often wee in the sea or swimming pools, and sometimes when we are out camping, but have never been in a desperate situation, so can't remeber one really long occassion.
5) have you ever had someone watch you pee.
When out camping I once saw my sister's boyfriend peeking at me through the bushes while I wee'd, but I pretended not to see and didn't tell anyone because I felt too embarrassed.
RICK's QUESTION
Do you ever talk about pooping or matters involving poop in front of men who aren't members of your family? If you don't talk about it, why don't you?
No I don't, because I would be too embarrassed. Girls don't fart or poop, don't you know - well that's what we would like you all to beleive.
WANTANO's QUESTION
I have a question for the ladies.
When my mom pees, she makes a loud shhhhhhh sound. Do any of you girls make the same sound when you pee?
If so, did you do it all of your life, even when you were little, or did it start later on, Also, do you fart when you are peeing in public restrooms.
Ok, I don't make a loud SHHH noise, but I know what you mean, because my mom makes that noise, and my older sister makes that noise. I don't know why they do and I don't, and would be too embarrassed to ask them.
mystery man
I have been reading this site for a while. Great stories everyone! I want to hear more posts from:
Carmelite
Ash
Emily of NYC
Annette
Punk rock girl
Amy
Jessica
Manhattan girl
Jessica b.
(Any one I have missed, I’m extremely sorry, I’m in a hurry)
Ladies out there, please take my survey:
1. What things make you pee?
2. What things make you poo?
3. Do you wipe after you pee?
4. Do you wipe after you poo?
5. Do you wash your hands after you pee? Always, sometimes, or never
6. Do you wash your hands after you poo? Always, sometimes, or never
7. If never or sometimes for 5 or 6, why? (Just curious)
8. If you have the urge to pee, what do you do?
9. If you have the urge to poo, what do you do?
10. Generally speaking what kind of underwear do you prefer? Thongs or Briefs? Why?
11. what are some of the best places to pee in?
12. what are some of the best places to poo at?
Adrian
Annette. It sounds as though your visit to Lowes brought back a feeling of nostalgia. I think it was just as well though that you resisted the temptation to ignore the sign and try out the demonstration toilet again though!
Rick. Women certainly fart - I found that one out many years ago! However, there is a difference of 'culture' between men and women when it comes to letting rip. As a general rule it's often considered acceptable for men to fart in the company of other men as a 'dare' when the need to break wind isn't all that bad or at least restrainable. Women, on the other hand tend to fart only when they have a real need to break wind or, more commonly, are overdue for a bowel movement.
Jessica. Enjoyed your post. It sounds as though you and your flatmate have had quite a windy and adventurous time!
Best wishes
Adrian
Shopping Mall Pooper
I am a sales assistant in a department store and one day while going about my work I had a massive shit building up inside me, I decided to go to the public toilet in the shopping mall as I knew it was going to be very noisey and smelly. I hoped that I would not be too conspicuous as I entered the toilet wearing my uniform which consisted of a black two piece jacket and skirt, pale green blouse, black pantyhose and black high heeled shoes.
I went into a cubicle and locked the door, I lifted my skirt above my waist and pulled my pantyhose and panties down to just above my knees.
I sat on the toilet and immeadiately started dropping my load into the toilet, it came out in soft mushey lumps followed by semi liquid and very noisey gassy farts, it splashed up and my bottom was covered with brown shitty water, the smell was horrible.
I sat there for a while and I heard the sound of high heels come clicking into the toilets, someone went into the cubicle next to mine and locked the door. I heard clothes being adjusted and high heels scraping the floor as someone next to me positioned themselves on the toilet.
She started straining as she was obviously constipated, there was a muffled fart caused by the sound of gas forcing its way round a large turd which was blocking her anal passage. I leant forward and looked under the gap between our two cubicles, I saw her left foot and ankle which was adorned with a beige stiletto heeled shoe and clear pantyhose or stocking. She strained quite hard and a few seconds later there was a FLLOOOMMMMPPPPP as a large turd dropped out of her rectum and splashed into the toilet, then the smell reached me and it was even worse than mine.
Then I had to get rid of some more shit which splattered into the toilet followed by a wet sounding fart.
Then she dropped a couple of smaller turds which went SPLUNK SPLOOT SCHLOOP.
We both wiped our bottoms and left the cubicles at the same time, she looked really smart in a beige two piece jacket and skirt and beige stiletto's, as we both washed our hands the air was so full of funk you could have cut it with a knife.
As I went back out into the shopping mall a blonde girl wearing a white puffa jacket, black skirt and black knee length high heeled boots was dragging her boyfriend or whatever towards the toilets in what appeared to be a state of some urgency, as they reached the toilets she kissed him and said that she would be as quick as she could.
She walked into the ladies toilet very quickly, her high heels clicking on the floor and vanished into a cubicle, her skirt was lifted and her pantyhose and panties were down very quickly as she turned round and I saw her boots about one foot apart as she settled herself on the toilet. Suddenly her bottom exploded as she let it all go, loads of wet sloppy shit gushed out of her followed by a five second wet echoey fart. God it was smelly. She sat there for about thirty seconds and another load of wet diaorea gushed out of her, she concluded with several long wet sounding farts before wiping her bottom.
She had to flush the toilet twice to get rid of it.
After washing her hands she went back out to her boyfriend and off they went hand in hand, I went back to work.
Twice Shy
Not in there, dear
The story by Annette about the display toilet at Lowe's reminds me of a situation that came upon me when I was 6 or 7 years old. My parents were into camping via RV at the time, only we ended up with a soft-top canvas tent-trailer, without even the amenity of an indoor stove like others had. When we went camping in that rig, we'd have to walk to the beth-building to do our business. It was really cold one night, however, and one of us boys did not want to leave the tent in such conditions to relieve himself. Well, my father, after much discussion, finally set up the porta-john rig we had for such cases--a seat on a basic collection bag. I've seen similar items offered at the outfitter stores, only they tend to have a chemical system in the receptacle, to handle waste more expeditiously.
Well, on to the main part. It was sometime around 1969 or 1970, and we'd gone to the RV show at the local Armory. I always loved the bigger trailers like my grandmother owned (a 17-footer with running water, a refrigerator and a crapper enclosed in a space she mostly used for storage. My particular favorites were those incredible, gleaming Airstreams, which looked the way American Airlines jets did in those days. Of course, every time we toured a trailer, I was curious about what the bathroom looked like, so I'd open the door and peek in. At one sales location, however, the person from the RV company attending the trailer noted me doing this and said, "don't go in there--it's not hooked up". This lady actually thought I was off to take a dump in their demo-john. Being a shy kid, I was naturally frightened.
It seems that, with the summer drawing to a close in the northern hemisphere, that there'd be a lot of modern-day tales of RV toilets. It is my understanding that evacuating a load of turds in such a vehicle will positively "stink up" the rest of the RV, so maybe that's why Grandma never seemed to use hers.
Tj
Hi I am new to this site and I have a peeing story it is about my boyfreind see He will pee where ever and whenever so he we are at the beach and we are staying on the third floor it is night so he has no cloths on well he walks out on the balcony and holds his penis and then lets it go all over the balcony he enjoyed it and so did others who were watching.
Colonel Marksman
I just got done reading about the driest way for a guy to pee into a toilet sitting down. I heard from a "Penny". Penny said to lift the toliet seat up and sit on the bowl. Well, to tell the truth, I never knew how to stand up and pee, and I'm a guy! I always sat down on the seat, as a girl would and take my fingers and aim my * towards the water. It never really "hardened" or stiffened up, so I never really had to aim down.
Thursday, August 29, 2003
whizzer
To camp counselor:
Yes the erection when needing to pee has happened to me. it is very embarassing. I am always afraid I am going to cum instead of pee when this happens, but I have peed with an erection and have not had the pain that you talk about.
Anyone else out there have this problem from time to time
whizzer
Jodi
When I was 15years, we lived in a village in which the major population was farmers. I stayed with my aunt who was 30 at that time. She was a pretty lady with good body features. I longed to see my beautiful aunt shitting. But she will go to the woods before I wake up. When I go for pooping in the nearby woods I will check for her pile of turds. But I couldn't see it. One day I woke up early due to some discomfort in my stomach. I was in a desperate need to poop. I ran to the bush in the back yard of our house. As I was running I saw a green dress moving at a small distance before me. I opened my eyes wide and knew that it was my aunt. She was looking for a hided place. I saw her moving to the backside of a small rock and looking around. I understood that she is going to o it there. I reached her backside through the thick long grass without attracting her attention. I could see clearly her back view.
After a careful look around she lifted her green Sari (Long Indian Dress) and under skirt. She was not wearing any panty. I was surprised to see her rich snowy white buttocks. She squatted in front of me and started pissing with a spraying sound. Since the place which I was standing was a slope lower that the place she was sitting, her urine streamed to the back side and reached to my legs. After pissing she was pushing with much effort and there came a loud fart 'prrrrrrrrr puffftttttt'. Following the fart a thick brown turd started coming out of her ass hole and landed in the shape of a question mark. Two more long turds came out. She waited for the next one and some ball shaped small ones came out. The pile was big and it touched her ass. She stepped back one-step and continued shitting big logs. There came another loud wet fart which really stinged the place. Then she got up and keeping her Sari around her waist proceeded to the small pond near the rock. She sat on t! he! water and with her left hand she splashed water to her ass hole and washed it four times (this is our way of cleaning). After her leaving the place I went and saw the mountain of her turds. I was shocked to know that these turds were passed by my beautiful aunty. I had witnessed the shitting scenes of many of our neighbour ladies during my time of pooping. Those experiences I will share later.
Annette
I was at Lowes the other day when I really had to pee. I went and was surprised to find the restroom as clean as it was. I remember back when I was a little girl and my mom took me with her to Lowes to look for a new kitchen cabinet assembly. While I was there I really had to go poop, and I told my mom I had to go potty. She said that we were almost done and to be a big girl and wait till we got home. My mom was always wary of public restrooms and hated to use them. As my mom talked to a salesperson, I kept figitting and trying to hold in my poop. I remember I really had to go bad and the tip of my poop kept pushing outward. I had to keep moving around, clenching my butt cheeks, and rocking back and forth. My mom told me to settle down, and I walked over to the next isle so I could let out a fart. I did, but this just made me have to go even more. I noticed a display toilet in this isle. I had to go so bad that I became desperate. I pulled my shorts down and sat! on the toilet. My poop squeezed out in a minute and I also let out a stream of pee. I felt so relieved. However, there was no toilet paper with the display toilet. Just then my mom rounded the corner and yelled at me, " Annette, get down from there!" I hopped down and quickly pulled my shorts back up. I looked into the toilet and noticed I had left a pretty big poopy in the toilet. My mom said, "Come on Annette, we are leaving. You can't pull your pants down in the store, honey. That's not a real toilet. We are going straight home and you can use the bathroom there. Mommy has to go potty too so don't feel bad. My mom never looked in the store's display toilet. She thought she caught me in time. I do feel sorry for whoever had to clean up the poop I left behind. The person must have wondered who had used the display toilet. A display toilet is still in the store. However, a sign beside it reads, "For Display Purposes Only." I had to giggle a little bit when! I read this sign.
Sarah
I have really enjoyed reading your posts particularly Sheilas.
Everyone esp Sheila .Can you tell me more stories about the stomach pains you get when you are having your period. Does your stomach feel and look bloated ? Have you tried massaging your stomach to try and ease the cramps off?
Tanja
Hallo everyone,
I´m a frequent reader of this site. I live in southern germany, so excuse my bad english.
Two weeks ago, i went with my friend, Judith, to a open air concert nearby stuttgart. I was surprised, that she was wearing a wide trouser and had bag with her. We nearly drove one hour on the highway to the concert, so we talk about a lot of things. Sometimes i heard her stomach rumpling. I asked: Is something wrong with you ?
She said: I´ve the runs. But dont worry, i have an insurance. You have what, i asked ?
Yes, i wear diapers, for the case of an accident, i don´t reach the toilet in time.
We went to the concert. As expected, the concert was very crowded.
On the way back to our town, i asked Judith: Tell me, Judith, have you used the "insurance". Judith said: I´m happy, that i wear diaper, because i have had five liquid poops and nobody noticed it, you too.
I really didn´t notice and smell something. So I drove to Judith´s house and Judith went into the house.
Some days later we talked about it and Judith told me, that she always has three or four diapers at home in case of diarhea or bladder problems.
Has somebody else experience with diaper in case of the runs ?
Tanja from Germany