Ash.D
Hello Everyone!
Today was our last day off school and it was certainly a good one.
We were sitting around not really doing anything, just chattin when i felt the urge to poop.
I felt really full and i had to fart badly, everyone was talking loudly, so i figured no one would hear it, but i let rip and it was really big and rebounded off the chair.Everyone stopped talking looked and just laughed, then started talking again. My friend that I was sitting next to said "Don't fart, it reminded me i have to shit."
I told her i really needed to poop too, so we asked the teacher, who let us go coz we werent doing nething.
My friend,Katie, is very attractive,5'7", blonde, not too skinny, nice breasts.
Katie was walking slowly and kept putting her hand on her ass.I asked what she was doin and she said she was about to shit her pants.I said "Come on we can make it, its only a few hundred meters away." she said she had to sit down to make it go back in.We sat down and Katie sat on her hand to make it go away.After 2 mins she said we can walk again.
We got to the toilets.Katie went in the first stall and I went into the one right next to her.I wasnt too desperate to poop so i just sat there to listen to Katie.She pulled her pants down to her ankles and i could see a poop stain on her pink thong.She relaxed and let out a loud, fast stream of piss and farted just before finishing.There was silence until a long loud fart echoed into the bowl and she moaned.She groaned and i could hear a turd crackling out of her asshole, the crackling stopped..then nothing,she groaned again and a large sounding log splashed into the bowl.Then some more crackling and quickly two loud plops followed by a fart and some tearing of paper.She wiped once and pulled up her pants.She exited the stall without flushing and said"Ash? You alright in there?" i said "Yeh, just a bit constipated(a lie)." she said she was going back to class and she left.
I came out of my stall to look at Katie's load.There was two medium sized logs sitting on top of a big one, about 10" long 2" wide.The toilet paper was stuck to the front of the bowl and had no poop stain on it.The turds looked a little sticky, so her hole would've been dirty.
I decided to dump my load on top of Katie's.I pulled my pants down and sat on the warm seat.I pee'd which landed on the poop and made a strange sound like rain on a roof.I farted and started pushing.The turd pressed against my asshole, but it wouldnt open up enough to let the turd out.I relaxed and tried again and the start of my turd popped out, it was really stretching my little hole.The turd was dry and came out slowly.It stretched me all the way until it dropped and thudded on to the other load.My bumhole was a bit sore but it was ready for more action.It got action.I felt a big turd moving towards my loosened asshole.It got to my hole and moved out quickly.it was nice and smooth and fat.Half thudded on the load and half hit the porcelain.
i wiped my hole and could feel it was still a bit open.The paper was clean so i didn't wipe again.As i stood up i boomed a fart.I left the stall, unflushed.
The End.
Love You All.
Ash.D
xoxoxox
Bryian
To Julie
1. Yes..when i poop
2. out the fly
3. shake it off
4. sometimes
5. somtimes...only a drip
6.no
7. C
8. no
9. no
10.no
Vince
I haven't posted in a Loooong time, so I thought I'd take Julie's survey.
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
Yes, all the time when I'm taking care of "other business" but also rare times in the middle of the night when I am too groggy to aim correctly! lol
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
Usually out of the fly if there is one. I pull them down just enough if there is no fly (like gym shorts or sweats)
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
The old "tap-tap" works well for me.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
Not usually.
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
I can remember a few times in my life when that happened - don't know why, but they were just small squirts.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
I don't think anyone ever noticed...
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
That would have to be none of the above. I don't worry about hurrying, but I just mind my own business until I am finished. I don't look at others... so if they are looking at me, I don't know. Also, it's sort of an unspoken "rule" not to talk at the urinals! Any such conversation is best done at the sink!
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
Yes, my gf.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
No...
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
I remember having a physical once and the nurse needed a urine sample. I guess I got "stage fright" and couldn't do it. Most embarrassing, because the nurse was quite attractive! However, I came back the next day, and believe me, I had no problem then. Haha...
Hope that answers well enough Julie. By the way, I would love to hear some of your wee stories!
Upstate Dave
Julie here are my answers to your survey.
1. I only pee sitting down when I have to shit.
2. Out of the pants fly most of the time. Just bieng in the normal position.
3. I dont have a problem with drops at the end when I pee.
4> No
5. No
6. No
7a. No I do not look.
b. I will say hello or something back if the other guy says something to me first.
c. I have never really noiticed any other guy watching when been peeing in a mens room.
d. Yes I have peed in front of male friends and female friends when younger and now that I am married in front of my wife and she in front of me for a long time.
8. I have never really peed in front of someone that did not want to see me go.
9. Yes I have had that happen a couple of times but I could go a short time later.
There you go Julie. Good questions. Upstate Dave
Jazzfella
Some answers to Julie's survey:
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
Only when I have to poop.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
Depends on what I'm wearing. Pants with fly, through the fly. No fly (sweatpants or athletic shorts) I'll pull the pants down enough to get my penis out without the pants pinching the underside, so my sack usually is also exposed.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
First, a forward pull to "strip" any excess pee out of my penis, then if there's any left, a quick shake or two and I'm done.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
On occasion, I'll use a square of TP to dab the head of my member to make sure it is dry.
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
No.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
No.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
No.
(b) Talk to them?
Only if I know them.
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
I'm usually looking at myself pee to make sure that the stream is going where I'm aiming.
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave?
I take my time and don't force the pee out, just let it come out.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
Yes. Last time it happened I was on a camping trip with a woman friend (just a friend, no intimacy) when I awoke in the morning I had to go and also had "morning wood" so I left her in the tent and went into the trees surrounding our campsite. As i stood there waiting to start she suddenly walked up beside me and said she liked to watch, which both surprised and somewhat embarassed me. As she had already seen me, trying to cover up was just false modesty, so we both stood therre until I could finally start going. When I finally did, it seemed to take forever to finish owing to my "condition". When I was finally done, she returned the favor, squatting and peeing quite a gusher for close to a minute.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
No.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
No.
jesse
im new to this site.im a 17 yr. old male. i have 4 brothers and sisters.
(ryan 5, jimmy 14, kate 15, emily 5)(emily and ryan are twins)
last weekend we went camping where there were no toilets. if ryan or emily had to go to the bathroom they had to get me jimmy or kate. well the one night we were there kate and my mom were a couple miles away with my dad. emily said she really had to poop and so did ryan. me and jimmy kind of had to go too. so we went far back in the woods with a roll of toilet paper. emily didnt want to go near us so i took farther away. she amediatly squatted and peed but then she let out a massive fart and pooped 2 huge logs. she looked up at me and said arent you going to go so i pulled down my pants and took a shit with her. we walked back over to where ryan and jeremy were. ryan had diarrhea and went some on his pants so me and emily went back to the tent to get him a new pair of pants and more tp.
Outdoor Jane
Hi. My answer to Mel's survey:
1. I poop everyday outside and sometimes I go in the toilet.
2. I don't know how much I fart at day. Alot of times.
3. My sister who is 15 and my friend who is 17 as me. We watch each other pee and poo everyday outside in the wood. Me and my friend have watch each other since we were kids. My sister saw us first time when she was 10 (we were twelv) and since that time we three have been a team.
4. Yes, I love it. It feel so good to relieve it. And espescially outside.
5. Many places. Alot of times outdor. For the most in the wood behind bushes and so. But also in a small street in the city on a saturday night when we are a bit drunk. In the park, in the garden, behind a traveling fun-fair car, behind the school in the woods. You can click many sites back before 1000 I have written alot of storys.
Franco
Man am I loving this forum. All the posts are great to read - better than reading a newspaper in the morning.
ELI-that was a great story about the guy in library bathroom. Its kind of cool to watch a guy really work to take a dump. Have you ever taken a really nasty loud dump with someone watching you?
BUZZY-glad you like the stories. I've been into this for so long, I have them stacked up from a while ago. When I discovered the pleasure of dumping with other guys about 14 years ago, I have seen and heard many things. More than one time a guy has accidently dumped in his shorts while either waiting to crap in a stall, or just as he gets to the stall. I have passed many an hour grunting, straining and pushing beside other guys doing the same thing...hey it is one of life's truly great pleasures...glasd to know there is someone who enjoys it just as much as I do. Do you ever crap your pants?
F
Byron
Hi Julie - hey its cool that your interested in guys pissing, I love that!!
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
I usually only piss when I'm sitting down if I need to have a crap. Usually after a crap I have a piss as well.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
If I'm at home I usually pull my pants right down to the floor. It leaves my hands free to aim, and its also what I've always done so feels right. In public places I piss through the fly.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
I shake my penis down wards, and squeez it to get the piss out.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
No
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
I usually don't get rid of the last drops and end up with a wet patch on my underpants
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
Yes I have. I was at a party and wearing light pants, and ended up with a big wet patch showing on the front. The guys there teased me something awful, and I felt badly humiliated, and left. A girl I really liked was also there, and she has not looked me in the eye since, and seems to even blush when I try and talk to her.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
I try not too as i get embarrassed
(b) Talk to them?
Never
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
Yes. i get very embarrassed so notice if they look down at my piss.
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave?
Yes - Sometimes I can't piss if they stand next to me.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
Yes - my brother father and mother, and once my aunt who got very angry
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
My aunt. She told my mother and I got a beating for that.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
I had to piss in a glass for the doctor once and couldn't I had to take a bottle home and brung it back the next day. His nurse laughed at me after that.
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
(b) Talk to them?
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave?
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
1. Only if I have to poop.
2. Sweatpants...I pull just below balls. Jeans...through the fly.
3. Shake or toilet paper.
4. See above.
5. Sometimes more pee come out after I begin zipping. It gets my uderwear uncomfortably wet.
6. I try my best to cover drip marks.
7. D)
8. I'm a private person so no one has actually seen my pee come from my body.
9. See above.
10. When doctors ask me to pee, it's always a little bit. I can never fill the cup all the way.LADIES...QUESTIONS!
1. Do you courtesy flush (flush as soon as poop come out)?
2. Do you ever masturbate while pooping?
3. Do you grunt or moan while you poop? Do you sigh when you pass a big load?
4. Do you find it fascinating that some men believe women don't have big poos like guys?
5. If you ever pooped outside (not in the woods but behind a public building or something), did you cover up the poop?
6. A little off topic but have you ever farted in someone face because you didn't like them? Did they know you farted? Did you do it secretly (walk past them or stand next to them while they're kneeling) and let one go?
Thanks
joey
hey im doing julies survey
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when? ive pee sitting down sometimes just for the fun and when i poop i usually pee
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why? if im in public i pee out of the pants fly but at home i sometimes pull my pants all the way down
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee? i just shake my dick off
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips? no
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet? sometimes...very little
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say? ya my sister but she just called me a slob
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies? sometimes cuz it makes me pee better
(b) Talk to them? no its just not right
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body? sometimes but most pple dont look
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave? never...if i got to go im going to go
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who? ya at a urinal in public, a lot of friends and girlfriends
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee. no
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe. no but one time i missed and peed on the nurse
i have a story that happened 2 weeks ago
i was at home and had this huge urge to pee. i ran to the upstairs bathroom and my sister (14) was in there takeing a poop i asked her to hurry and she said she would be a good 30 min. so i ran to the downstairs bathroom but my mom was in the bathtub and just got in so she would be an hour so i ran back upstairs feeling like i was going to pee myself any minute. i grabbed my penis and squezed it ttrying to hold the pee in i could feal small drops in my boxers. i told my sister if she didnt let me in to pee i would brke in and pee on her. well she didnt let me in so i ran in while she was taking a crap she screamedand farted which was pretty funny out of no where i pulled my pants down spread her legs apart and peed between her legs into the toilet for a good 2 min. something you should no about me though is that sometimes when im done peeing i get this sudden urge to poop right that second and its always a big messy smelly mushy poop. well i farted and my sister knew that this was happening but she was in the middle of pooping to and couldnt get up (she poops a big load for a girl) if i didnt find somewhere to poop in 30 sec. it was coming out anyways so my sister told me she had an idea and to take off my pants and so did she she told me to sit on the toilet cuz im bigger and then she sat between my legs with just enough room for her ass whole. as soon i as i sat down wet runny smelly poop just comming out of me and then i heard my sister say oh no and i was like what? and she said she had a cramp which ment diarrhea she let out a huge wave of diarrhea all over my penis and i was still pooping and she kept going and going i kept flushing the toilet so it wouldnt clog. after about an hour and a half we were both down and decided to get in the shower together to clean off
aj
hey one time we were playing a game and i got an urge to poop badly so i went into the bathroom i unbuntoned my overalls but wouldnt unzip and i farted i quickly ran out and my sister said whats wrong she tugged and tugged and i farted i told stop its too late i went to the toilet and grunted and i felt the first log coming and pushed my pants out to where there was a bulge
eli
Last night I was studying at the library again at school and had to pee. I went to the bathroom and lo and behold the stall was locked again. i wondered who could be here today so I peaked over the top and this time it was this thin blonde kid who was in my biology class. His shirt was hiked up all the way so his butt was completely visible and he was all hunched over so that I could see his hole open up and push out those logs. i never realized that such slender bodies could produce such huge logs!! The kid was in sheer agony and he was moaning low loud and long. I was mesmerized. His face I could not see at first but his back and butt and the back of his neck were beet red. He just kept going and going and going. It was like the energizer bunny taking a dump! Finally after I had been there for over twenty minutes he lifted his face up and I saw a face I do not think I ever saw a human being make before. Then it sounded like a cannonball plopped into the toilet. He let out an AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you could hear in the next county. It was unbelievable. All in all this kid crapped for about 35 minutes ALMOST NON STOP. I think that was one for the record books. Now I know how come he stays so thin!!! But I bet his ass will be sore today!
OzGuy
Hey all. Long time lurker, first time poster. Thought I'd answer Julie's survey.
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
If I have an erection sometimes I'll sit down. It's hard to direct the stream standing up. Also, of course, if I'm pooping I'll sit down.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
Just open my fly, pull the front of my underpants down (I wear briefs) and get it out. Why? That's the easiest way.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
A little shake usually does the trick. I'm not circumcised so I usually pull back my foreskin to pee - that makes it easier to shake the drips off.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
No.
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
Sometimes. There's a saying "no matter how you shake your peg, the last few drops fall down your leg". Heh - it's true.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
No-one's ever commented on it, though perhaps it's happened.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
No.
(b) Talk to them?
Yeah - sometimes. If it's someone I know we'll often exchange pleasantries - "Hi, how's it going", "Ahh, that feels better", "Did you have a good weekend?" sort of stuff.
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
Heh - can't say that I've noticed. A friend of mine used to take some pills that turned his pee blue. He enjoyed going into public toilets and watching the looks on people's faces.
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave?
No. Why spoil it?
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
Sure - all the time at urinals, at work, at the airport, at bars, etc. It's no big deal.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
No.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
Heh, no. It's never happened.
Thanks guys....
A pleasure, Julie.
Windows 98
Julie - Here is your survey back
A survey for the guys:
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? Yes If so when? all the time unless i have to use a public restroom
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Well i always unbutton and unzip and pull down my briefs over myself why? easiest way
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee? shake them off gently so i don't throw it everywhere
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips? i did a few times but not anymore
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet? just one or two drops leak out into my briefs
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say? mmm nope
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies? no that's sick
(b) Talk to them? nope
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body? i keep my eyes to myself and hurry as fast as i can
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? yes my girlfriend/fiancee Jennifer
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee. not at all she's very cool
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe. yeah when i had to take a drug test for a job and i couldn't start after a few mins it worked
Thanks guys....
Mike of MD USA
To Mel D:
Here are my answers to your survey:
1. 2 times a day
2. 1 or more times a week
3. No /No
4. N/A
5. N/A
Mike of MD USA
To Julie:
Here is my answers to your survey.
1. Yes when i have to poop
2. Yes pulled the undershorts down a little bit so i can pee
3. Yes drip or shake off
4. Yes but after pooping
5. Yes a little bit
6. No
7. (a)
8. No
9. No
10.Yes for a lab job or test
Rex
Hi,
I just found this forum a couple of days ago, and I love it. I've always been sort of interested in my bodily functions, but recently, that's sort of increased because my girlfriend is too, and so it seems more 'ok' for me to think about it. I think it really came to the surface for us when we recently went camping, and we both avoided the (clean) campsite facilities in favor of the woods. (For both pee and poop.) Now, we keep a 'poop log' where we record the time, location, and nature of all our poops. For now, I'll just mention my most recent entry. It is unfortunately a disappointing one. Yesterday, I needed to go for most the day, but held it in because I wanted to go at home so I could enjoy it because I thought it was going to be really big. When I finally got home late from the days events, I went after a while, and only two small (5 inches) pieces came out. It's not noon the next day, and I feel it wanting to get out again. Maybe this time will be better. We'll see.
I'll definitely post more later, and when I told my girlfriend about this site, she seemed to want to post too, so we may see her here too.
Ok, I'm off to see if I can have a good poop this time!
the neighbor
(Amber, thank you for the compliment!)
Here are some memories from my childhood. Please let me know if you have experienced anything similar.
Growing up I had an older sister and a younger sister. My older sister was nine when I was five, and my younger sister was three. That was the age when my older sister decided she would have us start playing "doctor" with her. She already played doctor with her girlfriends from down the street. I used to spy on them all the time and get so confused and excited about all the weird things they did. It's no doubt that it was all that spying that set me on the road to the expert voyeur that I am today. Anyway, I'd always feared that my sister would discover me watching her, but that was half of the thrill, of course. It turned out that she'd known it all along, and it wasn't until we moved to a different neighborhood that she brought me (and our little sister) into her doctor games-- simply because her other friends were no longer around.
To be on-topic, I should tell you that my older sister liked to poop as a major part of her doctor games. She kept a Corelle soup bowl in her room that she had managed to steal from the kitchen ages before, and whenever she got in the mood to play doctor, she'd eventually pull it out and use it as her "specimen bowl". My job in those games was to hold the bowl under her and catch all her poop and pee. My little sister usually got the job of wiping.
There was other stuff involved in playing doctor, of course, but all of that is off-topic, I suppose. I guess I should just say that my older sister had a huge imagination and developed this elaborate construct that she'd lead us through like a ringmaster in a circus. It changed in subtle ways from one time to the next, but the pooping and peeing into the bowl always was a part of it at some point in the proceedings. At the end of our play time, my sister would order me into the bathroom to dispose of her specimen and to clean out the bowl, while my little sister usually stayed back in the room with her to help her get back into her clothes. Then my older sister would take the bowl back when I returned, and she would hide it away until the next time.
We played doctor like that at least once or twice a month, usually when our parents were busy on a Saturday cleaning or doing yardwork and stuff, when the "coast was clear". We would lock ourselves in her room for a couple hours and play our little game, and not even once did we come close to getting caught. My sister was a master of planning, I guess you could say. (She's a retail manager now, as an adult, so I don't know if there's a connection there or not.) We kept playing doctor until she was almost out of eighth grade, so I suppose she was fourteen or so, and she finally got her first boyfriend. After that, we were long-forgotten, and it was all about the boyfriends from then on.
My little sister and I never once played doctor as a two-some. It was not even an interesting idea to me, and I don't think she thought it was, either. We had to have our older sister there telling us what to do and how to do it in order for us to enjoy the game. So when that boyfriend came into the picture, my little sister just started spending more time with her friends, and I spent more time with mine. I continued to spy on both sisters, though, as often as possible, and that was very rewarding, let me tell you!
Another thing I need to mention is that my little sister-- as far back as I can remember-- had a habit of never flushing the toilet that we all shared in our upstairs part of the house. She pooped at least once a day, I guess, so just about every day I'd end up staring at a big log or two of hers floating down there in the commode while I peed all over it. My older sister and I never got on her case about it, though, considering the whole doctor game we liked to play.
It was so weird to look back on all that as I got older, because for my entire childhood I had the regular occurrence of seeing the poop made by both of my sisters. And the funniest part of that is the fact that they never once saw one of mine!
Anyway, my little sister is still in graduate school, sort of a "professional student" and all that. She and I are a lot closer to each other emotionally than we are to our older sister, who lives several states away now and isn't very affectionate when we see her or talk to her. She's sort of an "all business" kind of person now. My little sister is like a hippie from the old days, smokes a lot of pot and has tons of piercings and tattoos, and she's a really funny, sensitive, loving girl. Me, I'm the boring middle sibling, the brother who came out normal. Except for craving the sight of a woman's poop, of course. And except for spying on the neighbors all the time, too. But those are secrets only you guys and my wife knows-- so to the rest of the world I'm just your average Joe. I'm kind of proud of that, all things considered.
Louis
Julie's survey
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
If I'm already sitting down for a bm. Also if i need to pee in the middle of the night - no need to turn light on or try to aim when half asleep.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
usually thru the fly because it's quicker/easier.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
A good shake - but not too much ;-) SOme guys seem to 'milk' theirs but I don't need to.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
No
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
No, I very rarely drip. At most one little spot at the 'eye'
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
not drip marks but splash marks - sometimes you get splashback from the urinal. No one has ever been direct enough to make comments.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
Often have a quick look - haven't been beaten up yet!! I think many guys like to check out other guy's equipment - it's that old macho comparison thing.
(b) Talk to them?
Depends. More likely to talk if the bathroom is busy - so no misunderstandings can happen. i guess maybe 60% of the time you might say something.
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
You can't always see who's looking unless the guy is right next to you. Staring right and left for extended periods is not good urinal etiquette!! If it's one of those open piss-up-the-wall type of urinals, someone 20' away might still be looking.
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave?
Only if unwelcome 'advances' are made. If he's just looking, I really don't care.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
Yes. Friends, family, colleagues - both sexes. Even strangers a few times when I've been caught watering a wall or bush!
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
No.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
Doctor and nurses a couple of times. Each time when I'd already been not long before.
bagobite
hey all
i am new to this site and i really enjoy all of this and hope to see more good ones in the future....i would really like to see more girls write a lil bit more in the process though....peace out homy's
Rex
Hi Julie,
Here are my answers to your questions:
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when?
When I poop.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why?
I usually just pee out of the fly. If they're elatic waistband pants (like sweats) I pee over top of them.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee?
I don't.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips?
Nope.
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet?
Sometimes there will be a little spot.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say?
Nope.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies?
Sometimes it's in the corner of my eye if it's a trough.
(b) Talk to them?
Occasionally.
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body?
Nope.
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave?
Nope.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who?
Girlfriend, friends, other people at parties using the fence, etc.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee.
I've been doing volunteer work outdoors when I needed to pee. I went off to a secluded place, but a bitchy person in the group figured out what I did and whined about it because I didn't go out of my way to find a toilet.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe.
Nope.
1.How often do you poop?
Once a day
2.How many times a day do u fart?
Depends on what I eat. Some days I don't ever remember doing it, but I've had short periods where I do it every few minutes.
3.Have you ever watched someone pooping or been watched? If, No would you like to be seen or see someone?
Yep.
4.Do you enjoy the sensations of relieving yourself? Why?
Yes, it feels good when it comes out, and there is a real sense of relief after it's all come out.
5.Name all the places you have pooped other than the toilet?
Various places outdoors. Right by the Appalachian trail is probably the most interesting of those. Up next is an empty flower pot here at my house.
Jeri_l
after reading all your stories (Loved them)(and mine as well) i saw my typing was absolutley awful, I must apologize.
On the subject more interesting to this group i did fill my pantyhose BIG time this morning with a long ropey mustard colored BM it shot out of me all at once with a crackly gas bubble at the end ,oooo what a feeling.
i had some "relief" in the shower as i cleaned up
JeriMichelle
Mouse-->great story and i totally agree. What if a girl did have to change her pad? like thats just unsanitary! and you have to change them every 2 hours. and what if her period was heavy?! i think you should protest!!LOL! maybe not but do something about it!
Sarah S and Meghan
Hi Everyone,
We both have been so busy that sitting down and writing is a luxury. We have to report that Dad has not been doing well. He has had to have a coronary by-pass. He has stopped working for the time being. Annie has come back from England to help. They miss you and hope to be back in a few weeks. We have a story to tell. It seems that all of the toilet stories come from parties we have been to. Well, we were at one a month ago and we had drank a bit. Meghan had to go bad and I was right behind her. We rushed into the toilet and Meghan ripped off her pants and sat down. For those who don't know, Megs has a fart that would sound down the street. Yes, she started farting and a big lump of poo exited her bum. We heard people talking outside the door and we knew the whole crowd was out there. After Meghan had wiped herself and got up I sat down and the water flowed out like a gyser. It took at least 2 minutes for me to finish. When we got out there were these looks from everyone. Megs was red for the rest of the evening. Of course when we told Dad he thought it was hilarious.
RIZZO: It is so good to see you are back. We feel for you. We have wet ourselves, too and trust us, it was embarrasing, too. We do miss you, Kendal and Andrew. We hope nothing has happened. Take care! Lots of Love, Sari and Meg
TIM AND SARAH: Great to see you are still here. We will be in and out. That was a great story. How are Josie and Lowrie(sp)? Take care! Love, Sari and Meg
BIG HELLOS TO: JANE AND GARY, Bryian, Adrian, sarah, Julie, Ami, Samatha C, Upstate Dave, and all of the other posters here
SARAH S AND MEGHAN
Hi there : )
I'm new to this forum but I love reading about 'poo stories' especially ones about constipation. As a child, I was often constipated - when I was about seven, I had very severe constipation for a long time (I can't really remember how long but I got quite sick). I had to take medication for it (again, I can't remember what it was called). After this bout of constipation cleared up, I had constipation about 7 or 8 times between then and the age of 15.
Whenever I got constipated, liquid poo would leak onto my knickers. I can remember a few times when I was at school and I would soil my pants without being able to control myself. I don't think it ever went onto my uniform though. I was never able to push the constipated poo out without having a laxative. They were always massive turds too and they took about half an hour to get out, even with a laxative. Sometimes, my Mum would put a small piece of soap up my bum. This didn't usually work, I could only manage to push the soap out instead.
I usually do one poo a day but sometimes I do two. Occassionally, I will have a day where I won't do any poos but then the next day I get the urge to go again. The poo will be hard and it hurts while coming out. It also takes half an hour or more to push out. This doesn't happen very often because I normally eat lots of fibre and fruit/???? and it happens when I haven't had many of those for a few days. I have only been constipated once as an adult. I will tell you the story in full detail:
It was a Friday morning and I hadn't done a poo or felt the urge to go since the Tueday. I had done one on Tueday morning. I thought that if I didn't feel the urge to go by that afternoon, I would sit on the toilet until something came out, even if it meant I had to strain and push really hard. Anyway, I had classes on in the morning (I was studying) and a girl in my class asked me if I wanted to go away with her for the weekend. I said yes because I had nothing else on that weekend.
I still didn't feel a poo coming on but I decided to sit on the toilet anyway to see if anything happened. I tried for half an hour and I could sort of feel a huge poo up there but it wasn't coming down. It felt as if it was too wide to come out and I knew it was going to take a while to get it out. I didn't have time to sit there any longer so I thought I would leave it for a while. I met the girl from my class later that evening and we drove to the place we were going for the weekend.
On Saturday, I tried again to do a poo but nothing was moving. Then, later that evening, I began to feel the urge to go. We were watching a movie and I felt a bit embarressed about going in someone else's house. I really needed to go and I could feel the poo slowly moving down. At one point, it almost felt as though it was sitting right about my ring but then the feeling subsided and the urge went away.
I waited until everyone had gone to bed before making my way into the toilet. I knew I had to get this turd out so I decided to sit there until it came out. I did a wee first, then I waited. I didn't need to push at all but after about 20 minutes I could feel the turd gradually making its way down. I did a few farts too and after about 40 minutes, I could feel the log in my ring. It was starting to hurt but I started straining and pushing as hard as I could. I was pushing so hard that I was holding my breath and I thought my eardrums were going to burst. Some more wee came out while I was pushing. I had to take deep breaths in between each time I strained. Then I could feel the poo slowly sliding out of my bum. It felt extremely dry and rock solid. It burnt my ring aswell. I had to keep pushing as hard as I could while it was sliding out because it was so thick and long. I had to keep holding my breath while I pushed and I think I had my hands firmly planted on the toilet bowl.
By this time, an hour had easily passed by. The turd was absolutely gigantic and it was still coming out. It was coming out in one massive, long, thick log. Eventually, the entire log had slid out. I could still feel some more poo up there so I pushed hard again and some more poo came out, this time it was in smaller pieces that were a bit softer. Then I could feel still more poo and this came out much easier and it was very mushy. I did another few farts while that last poo was coming out. Afer this, I did a wee that lasted for about ten seconds, followed by another ten second wee, then another small piece of poo and another fart. I think it took about two hours to push that poo out but I felt so much better afterwards. I had a look at the turd and it was HUGE!!!! It must have been about twenty centimetres long and about as thick as my arm. It also stunk really bad. It took two or three flushes to get rid of it.
The next morning, I got up and did another big poo but that one was easier to push out. Then I did another poo that night.
Linda
Penny
Hi all,
Went to the Presidents Cup golf tournament in George, South Africa this last weekend. Had a ball. I thought it would be interesting as the people there are very wealthy and you would imagine that the wives are very lady like and refined. Hubby likes the golf so he was happy and I just went for the walk. The evenings are spent partying and the days watching golf. I was amazed that at the functions you see these very shick ladies wining and dining and you would imagine that when they go potty it is a very quiet discreet fart and a neat little poo followed by a gentle wee. A lady like wipe and off we go. This you would think would never take place anywhere but behind closed doors in the luxury of a 5 star hotel. Not so to my surprise and to also reinforce the fact that we all shit loud and smelly at times. While walking the course I noticed a few of last nights smart set out on the links dressed to kill. I after about two hours needed a loo but the portaloos where a little busy so noticed a largish dune on the edge of the course. I made my way over to it and went around the back out of sight in the long grass. There was a perfect clearing that no one had found yet so dropped my shorts and gee string and got down low for a good shit and pee. Well after the hard old plug shot out there was the usual mush and then a long pee. I felt I was not quite finished so stayed down and pushed a few little wet ones before a gusher which was by the feel last nights oysters etc. All of a sudden I hear a noise and hope it is not a man coming to pee, but around the corner come two of the smart jetsetters. They see me and exclaim that they are sorry but it cannot wait any longer could they join me. I say with pleasure but excuse the smell. These remember, are those that pee and poo very discreetly. NOT SO! Down come the shorts and the gee-string gets pulled one side not down. As they sit one next to me and the other not 4 feet away in front of me I let go with another wet gusher that really is rotten. I apologize but they say wait for them. They them both proceed to push out a pile of soft serve followed by a bellow of a fart. This is followed by wet watery mush. Also oysters etc from the night before. A few groans and then they proceed to pee like a horse, splattering their ankles. What a performance. I was almost embarrassed at the smell, mess and quantity that these two ladies could produce. Much wiping later with designer tissues and comments such as I will have to change this geestring at lunch they finish and off they go. So much for the slick ladies of the night before. So girls there is nothing like a good wet shit to get us all on the same level.