Chelcie
JB- her are my anwsers
1)If possible, could you give a physical description of yourself? (age, height, hair color, etc.) 14, 5'9", blonde,
2)What types of foods do you generally eat? fast food, home cooked, and if school food is counted as food than that too
3)What foods usually make you produce large poos or big loads?things with a lot of fiber in them
4)How often do you poop? 1 a day
5)About how large are your poos on average? (length, width) 1' long, maeby 3" wide
6)What texture are your poos usually? (mushy, hard) soft and mushy
7)How much do you enjoy taking a poop? a lot
8)Are you comfortable with another person watching/listening to you poop? yes, my friends, both male and female, and my sister
9)Where do you like to poop? (home, public places, outdoors, etc.) home, public places, and outdoor
10)When do you usually poop?(first opportunity, hold it till convenient, etc.) hold it till i really have to go
11)About how long does it take you to take a poop on average?15-20 min
12) What types of poos do you usually make? (logs, snakes, chunks, etc.) chunks and snakes
sry no story
Jazzfella
Julie, here's some answers to your questions.
1) Is you aim when you wee
(b) Quite good I usually aim in the toilet, but occasionally miss. If so when do you usually miss, or can it be any time?
I usually miss first thing in the morning when I have my usual morning erection. I invariably wake up having to pee really bad and with "morning wood" so I bend it down as much as possible (without it being painful) and go. Once I can get started, it usually comes out with great force and mostly goes in the bowl but sometimes some spray gets on the rim.
2) If the following people can hear, I wee
(d) Don't really
3) If the following people can hear, I will :
Sometimes I fart when I pee, but I don't force it. If it is noisy, so what.
4) Where is the most unusual place that you have ever wee'd?
Into an empty Snapple bottle when I got stuck in traffic during a snowstorm and couldn't get out of the car. Filled it to the brim too!
5) What is the biggest group of people that you have ever been in that you all wee'd at the same together, and what happened?
Never done it in a group. Only one person at a time. Most recently in front of a young lady I was out hiking with. She too had to go and did not want to go alone and asked me to come with her and keep watch while she went. I told her that I had to go and couldn't wait so we had a "buddy pee" and watched each other go. I was amazed at how thick her stream was and how much seemed to gush out of her in just 20 seconds. Then she stopped as if a faucet was turned off. I continued to pee for at lest another 30 seconds while she watched me. Nothing was said except we both smiled at each other.
6) have you ever thought about putting an elastic band or something like that in place to help you not to wee if you have ever had to go for a long time without weeing? Do you think this could work?
I would never do that as it would be painful and cut off the blood flow to the penis. The only time any man would do that would be if he were trying to maintain an erection and even then it is not such a good idea.
Chris
My poop story. This is my first post, i'm a 21 college male. Last night/morning, I woke up about 3am and had some poops to let out. We live in an apartment, and the toilet is right next to my room. I sat down and let out a handful of toots, squeezed 4 or 5 turds out of my tush, and let out a final puff - wiped and flushed.
heres where the story gets funny,
my roommate comes back about 1 minute after i finished pooping. He had been drinking heavily and runs to our toilet to throw up. He kneels right at the bowl and tries to throw up. He takes a deep breath and inhales my leftover fumes from my poop and probably my last fart. He literaly gagged and started immediately puking. He notices im watching, and I laugh and ask, "are you okay?" He says, "man, you your gas smells terrible." I laugh again, and say, "well if you had been back 5 minutes ago, you wouldn't have to be breathing it!" All the while he is still trying puke. I felt a little bit of gas that I still had, and walked up to him (hes still on his knees), put my butt (im wearing boxer-briefs) in his face, and Toot!! He is still drunk but realizes I just blew out my gas in his face, and he fans it away with his hand and calls my bad names. I'm alot stronger than the kid so he wouldn't physically do anything to me. I just said, hope you feel better and smile -- and go back to sleep.
James
Thanks moon shadows for the lesson. I have several close call stories in my life where I almost got a chance to see or hear someone poop and because I was afraid, I didn't follow through.
Here is one:
Once I was on an outing with some people, and we were in a fairly remote area, but there was a little outhouse type of restroom that people were lining up for. I got in the line and I was the last in line.
There was a cute girl before me. She said to me: "Why don't you go on ahead of me?" I'm thinking that this means that she was going to poop, and she wanted me to get out of there first.
So, the whole time we were in line we were chatting, then when I went in to pee, she continued to talk to me through the door as I was urinating (I left the door just slightly ajar). And there was no one else around but us two since we were the last in line.
Then I was done and I came out and she went in. Shyness got the best of me so I left, telling her that I'll go tell the bus to wait.
This was about 18 years ago, and I still wish that I had stuck around and continued to talk to her while she was shitting. But I was too shy and, as with moon shadows, it still haunts me to this day that I didn't.
I'm sure it would have been no big deal to hang around and chat with her while she was pooping, since she did the exact same with me as I was urinating.
Student
I haven't been here forever, but I'm going to start posting on a regular basis from now on. First I will answer both of Julie's surveys
1) Do you ever wee sitting down on the toilet? If so when? If I am shitting.
I do sometimes if I'm tired and too lazy to stand and do it.
2) When you wee standing up in the toilet do you usually wee out of the pants fly, pull the pants down a bit and wee over the top, pull the pants down to my ankles, take my pants off? Why? all except pants to my ankles or taking them off.
I pull my pants down a bit and wee over the top. Why? Because it takes less effort.
3) How do you get rid of drips after you wee? I shake it if I am standing or if I am sitting on the toilet, I will let it drip or I will wipe the tip with toilet paper.
I shake it.
4) Do you ever wipe yourself after you wee to get rid of all drips? yes.
No.
5) Do you usually make your underwear wet from drips after you wee - if so how wet? not much.
No, I did when I was little but not now.
6) Have you ever left drip marks on your pants after you wee that have been seen by someone else? If so when, and who saw, and what did they say? sister said that there was a spot on my pants and she knew that I took a piss.
No, never have.
7) When you wee at a public urinal and someone wees next to you, do you (always - if so why, sometimes - if so say when, never - if so why)
(a) Look at the wee coming out of their bodies? yes, sometimes.
(b) Talk to them? sometimes
(c) Notice how often they look at the wee coming out of your body? maybe
(d) Stop weeing as fast as I can and leave? no, I just keep a straight face.
Niether, if there's more than one urinal left I wonder why the guy chose the one right next to me.
8) Have you ever weed in front of someone else? If so who? many, my parents, friends and my sis and strangers in public toilets.
I pee in front of people sometimes when I am drunk, even girls.
9) Has anyone ever complained about you weeing in front of them when they didn't want you to wee. no.
Sometimes when I'm drunk and pissing outside a girl will say something but all the guys are whipping their stuff out and pissing too.
10) Has anyone (doctor, nurse etc) ever asked you to wee and then you can't. Please describe. I had to for laboratory specimens.
No, they make you drink water untill you can.
SECOND SURVEY
1) Is you aim when you wee
(a) excellent, I always wee in the toilet
(b) Quite good I usually aim in the toilet, but occasionally miss. If so when do you usually miss, or can it be any time?
(c) Not so good, its usually a bit of a mess. If so why & when?
(d) Bad, always a mess. If so why?
(e) Good, but I like leaving a bit of a mess on the floor and the seat. If so why and where else do you wee to leave a mess?
B
2) If the following people can hear, I wee (a) directly into the water as hard as I can making as much noise as I can (b) onto the side of the toilet so there's no noise (c) sort of half way - a quite noise (d) Don't really care
- On my own (D)
- My girlfriend (C)
- My girlfriend's friends (B)
- My girlfriend's mother (B)
- My brother/s (A)
- My sister/s (A)
- My parents (C)
- My (male) friends (A)
- My (female) friends (C)
3) If the following people can hear, I will (a) fart loudly while I wee (b) Fart softly (c) won't fart at all
- On my own (A)
- My girlfriend (C)
- My girlfriend's friends (C)
- My girlfriend's mother (C)
- My brother/s (B)
- My sister/s (B)
- My parents (C)
- My (male) friends (B)
- My (female) friends (B)
4) Where is the most unusual place that you have ever wee'd?
In a cup on a van ride home after me and some friedns got drunk after a track meet.
5) What is the biggest group of people that you have ever been in that you all wee'd at the same together, and what happened?
There have been times when we and my buddies have been drinking and we all go outside of a party to piss if the restroom is crowded.
6) have you ever thought about puttingan elastic band oor something like that in place to help you not to wee if you have ever had to go for a long time without weeing? Do you think this could work?
THAT WOULD HURT, I'd rather piss my pants.
Vince
Hi again Julie. Here are my answers to your latest survey:
1) Is your aim when you wee
(b) Quite good I usually aim in the toilet, but occasionally miss. If so when do you usually miss, or can it be any time?
--Sometimes I miss right when I start, when I don't know how hard or far the stream is going to come out. This usually happens in public toilets where I don't want to get too close. Never in urinals; it's pretty hard to miss them unless youre trying to.
2) If the following people can hear, I wee (a) directly into the water as hard as I can making as much noise as I can (b) onto the side of the toilet so there's no noise (c) sort of half way - a quite noise (d) Don't really care
- On my own --A
- My girlfriend --A
- My girlfriend's friends --C
- My girlfriend's mother --B
- My brother/s --D
- My sister/s --D
- My parents --D
- My (male) friends --D
- My (female) friends --C
3) If the following people can hear, I will (a) fart loudly while I wee (b) Fart softly (c) won't fart at all
- On my own --A
- My girlfriend --B
- My girlfriend's friends --C
- My girlfriend's mother --C
- My brother/s --D from previous answer... don't really care -- if one comes, I'll let it fly! lol
- My sister/s --same
- My parents --B
- My (male) friends --the D thing again
- My (female) friends --C
4) Where is the most unusual place that you have ever wee'd?
That's a tough one! I've peed in so many places, it's hard to decide. Here are some of the most unusual I can think of: out a 2nd story window, into a potted plant, into a small pond in the woods. There are probably others...
5) What is the biggest group of people that you have ever been in that you all wee'd at the same together, and what happened?
I would guess probably in a crowded mens room, but no one knew anyone else so I just did my business (at a urinal) and left.
6) have you ever thought about puttingan elastic band oor something like that in place to help you not to wee if you have ever had to go for a long time without weeing? Do you think this could work?
Never thought about it but I don't think it would work. To get it tight enough to hold off flow would be extremely painful. Otherwise it would just leak out slowly.
Now I would like to hear from you: Was there any time in particular you can remember where you didn't think you'd be able to hold your pee any longer, but somehow still made it to a toilet?
Donny
I once took a whiz right in front of a married friend's apartment when we came back from drinking at the bars. Just didn't want to hold it until they were finished whizzing in their bathroom. In mid-whiz, the wife comes out and sees me whizzing in the bushes. She went: "Oh Don!!" Not really mad but embarassed. After that we were all open about whizzing in various places. On another occassion, the wife announced that she had to go, so we all pulled off the road and went in front of each other. On a later adventure we all went into a men's room together. Whenever we got together at each other's homes, we left the door open. Beer will do that to ya.
matt
i was partying the other night with friendz ... i drank well over 15 double rum and cokes .. i was on my way too my frendz house to sleep over and i puked and while doing so i shit my pants .. wasnt too pleasent .. and when i got into my frendz .. i went to sit on the toilet and another stream of shit came flying out all over the toilet .. well thats my story
Bluto
Coyote: Ur survey fo the ladies is incredible. Too bad I can't answer it.
Regina: peeing on the floor, that's a classic!
survey:
1) Is you aim when you wee (a) my aim is real good
2) If the following people can hear, I wee (a) directly into the water as hard as I can making as much noise as I can (b) onto the side of the toilet so there's no noise (c) sort of half way - a quite noise (d) Don't really care
- On my own (a)
- My girlfriend (a) peeing hard in the sense that it's loud, not fast
- My girlfriend's friends (a)
- My girlfriend's mother (a)
- My brother/s (d)
- My sister/s n/a
- My parents (d)
- My (male) friends (c)
- My (female) friends (a)
3) If the following people can hear, I will (a) fart loudly while I wee (b) Fart softly (c) won't fart at all
- On my own
- My girlfriend (b)fo me, it should be (a) for her though :)
- My girlfriend's friends (c)
- My girlfriend's mother (b)
- My brother/s (b)
- My sister/s n/a
- My parents (c)
- My (male) friends (b)
- My (female) friends (b)
4) Where is the most unusual place that you have ever wee'd? In the woods
5) What is the biggest group of people that you have ever been in that you all wee'd at the same together, and what happened? haven't really done anything like that. Closest thing would be when me and my friend change in the locker room and we both pee at urinals before we go out to play basketball. There is a divider between the urinals.
6) have you ever thought about putting an elastic band or something like that in place to help you not to wee if you have ever had to go for a long time without weeing? Do you think this could work? nope
poo sucker
when i was a wee boy, i was fasinated by bugs. So I decided to eat one. I caught a lightning bug, tore off the light, and just ate the light.
that night, there was a very bad storm and the power went out. Just so happens I really had to poo. I mean really bad. So I went up the stairs in the dark. And every step I took, pee started soming out. I fanally reached the bathroom!! I was so happy. I pulled down my pants and loosened my muscles. Nothing happened. I pushed harder. Nothing. I pushed like I have never pushed before. Pee came squirting out so fast, it got on my jeans, underwear, on the shower curtain. I stood up and started cleaning up when the poo cam rushing out. I quickly sat down and finished up. ( remember, the power is still out) I stood up at the end to admire my work and what I saw you would never believe. My poo was glowing! It must have been from the lightning bug.
funny huh
g2g c ya peeps lata
USER DATA =Bryian
To Julie:
1. B. quite good, i usally make the toilet but might miss sometimes
2.B. side of toilet
3.b. fart softly
4. Out side
5. N/a
6.No...but i guess it would work
Shawn
Here are some answers to survey girl's questions: By the way I am a 26 year old male in college (if anyone cares)
1. Do you enjoy pooping? yes, most of the time
2. What position are you in when you're pooping? Sitting
3. Do you get stomach aches before you poop? only if I am sick (cramps)
4. Do you make grunting noises when you're going? yes, sometimes. It depends on the difficulty of the dump.
5. About how many times a day do you poop? 1 or 2 times (unless sick)
6. Do you look forward to sitting on the toilet and going? yes
7. Do you find pooping relaxing? yes
8. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? No
9. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? feel the poop pains/sensation and I usually have gas
10. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? No, but I breath a little heavier while pushing.
11. Have you ever had sucha difficult time pooping, that you cried afterwards? yes, when I was a kid
12. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the toilet, or do you get it done as fast as possible? as long as necessary
13. How do you feel about having someone in the bathroom with you, like to keep you company? Only my best friend has been there, no one else
I guess a significant other would be ok
14. Have you ever got off the toilet, thinking you were finished pooping, but then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? yes
Jenny
Adrian - When I've got to go, I've GOT to go and although I have good self-control, I'm not too fussy about the surroundings. Thanks for your comment about 'floaters'; I've seen quite a few in my time, ranging from bananas, trumpets and rabbit droppings. Usually they've been on situations when I can spare the time and certainly ensure the toilets digest them. In fact, I admit it gives me some satisfaction to flush them away (not always without consequence!!).
Looking at the posts, I see they favour 'deposits' although I am inclined more to 'disposals' (a fitting finale to a good performance!)
Samantha C - great story, I feel sorry for you. Have come close to an accident myself at times but so far, haven't had too bad an experience. Must have been hell for you.
Cassie - sounds like a good home for AOL cd's. I get enough crap in the post!
My contribution during a hectic fortnight was on another of those increasingly frustrating shopping visits. I had a late start at work last week and got into town really early to look for some more pressies.
I was in a store when the urge to go became more demanding. A quick ride in the lift to the top floor toilets was in order. (Walking the stairs in that state of need would have me rolling my r's like Kylie!)
No luck. One lift out of order, the other took an age to arrive.
By the time I got to the Loos, thinking 'I should have gone earlier', my need was desperate.
Straight into the cubicle nearest the window, the option to save humanity should it be necessary forefront of my mind, my panties were down fractionally before the performance began. Whilst enjoying the relief of what, in teen-speak could best be described as a hot Manhattan slider (I'm sure you can work out the feeling), I noticed an unpleasant mark on the back of them.
I finished with a relaxing pee, wiped clean, and stepped out of my panties with the knowledge that I was next on my shopping list!
The flush left my creation still staring defiantly at me from the depths, so I closed the lid and made the loo repeat the process a few times with forceful persuasion. I lift the lid and, yes, it's been swallowed! My knickers followed it in such a way that I tried to get them to catch up.
Now, back to the shopping and guess what I bought next?
Mike of Maryland USA
For Ladies and Men please answer my survey?
1. Do you like peeing outside if no portapotty is not available?
2. Have you ever pissed or shitted in a portapotty?
3. Do you wipe after pissing or pooping?
4. What the longest time you didnot poop?
5. Are scared of using a bedpan to pooping at a hospital?
6. Have you ever used a urinal for men in hospital?
7. Was you ever spyed on by a person in the next stall while pooping or pissing?
8. How long do you go without pissing?
9. Men have you ever used a ladies restroom to poop in when you was young?
10. Ladies have you ever used a mens restroom to poop in when you was young?
Below is my answers to my survey did
1. Yes in an emegency
2. Yes i have pissed in an portapotty
3. I wipe after pooping
4. 2 days
5. I never have use one as of yet
6. I never have used one as of yet
7. Yes i was while pooping
8. 45 minutes
9. Yes i have
10. n/a
Janna
To TIM (AND SARAH) - Wow, I know I've never talked to you before on this forum, but it wasn't until this past weekened that I read most of the stories in the 800 and 900 pages. And I must say, I just kept reading each of yours and they were really nice. Your wife sounds like a really sweet person, as well as your kids. Anyway, I think I only read two stories about your wife pooping. One was told from her and one from you, and those really stuck out in my mind. Have you had any other experiences of your wife pooping that is worth sharing here? I'm just curious, I don't mean to be rude or anything but ever since I have found this site, I've been hooked on yours and other people's stories. Or maybe any other stories of your wife peeing? Whatever you and her feel more comfortable with. Thank you, and I hope to possibly talk to you here more.
I do have a few stories of my own, but I have to take a shower and get dressed cause my boyfriend is taking me out soon. I gotta go pee too, so wish me luck LoL.
Rizzo
Hello everyone!
My last post went down the drain.
I've experienced some of the difficulties our moderators mention, and I am seriously contemplating a change in the operating system. The one with little penguins as the mascot.
Hi Tim, thanks for your long letter! Thanks for your praise! You have no idea how much fun I had writing about my mishap, although the wetting itself was not at all pleasant. The last time something similar happened to me was at least ten years ago, but that is another story. Good of you to help Sarah in a difficult situation for her. Good poo story!
Just to let you know, I did go and see my friend again. She told me that the toilet in the cellar has been sold years ago, with a chunk of real estate - a house - attached to it.
I have been doing some sailing in foul weather. Using the toilet on board when heeling to a stiff breeze in a rough sea is hazardous. The contents of the bowl sometimes slosh up against your bum. Yuckk! And it's even worse if your thighs are not pressed together. However, nothing can escape between the seat and the porcelain bowl, as the gap is sealed by a rubber gasket. The trick is: you swing the pump handle to pump out while you go, so that the bowl remains empty. Give Sarah my love, Rizzo
PV, dear, did you have any beach wee adventures last Summer or this Spring? I see from the weather reports that you have balmy days down under. I miss your stories. Hugs, Rizzo.
Zip
I was at a Christmas Festival over the weekend and had to take a dump just before I took the long walk back to my car. I stopped in at the park restroom that has three doorless stalls, one facing the other two. There were a couiple of guys waiting for the urinals and two guys were taking a crap. I went into the other stall that faced theirs and had a seat. Since there were no doors I saw that one of the guys was older, probably in his late 50's, early 60's and just had his pants pulled down past his thighs. He was looking at the floor all the time. The other guy was a kid, probably about 10 years old. He had some friends that were in the bathroom waiting for him. they were telling him to hurry up. He seemed pretty nonchalant about the whole thing. He wiped once and then rejoined his friends. The older guy wiped about 6 times from behind, then pulled up what looked to be green bikini underwear, adjusted himself, and then pulled up his pants. This whole time, there were alot of people coming into the restroom. Most of the time they stood in front of my door while waiting to use the urinal. I finished crapping, wiped, while standing of course, and pulled up my grey briefs and jeans. I washed up and met my friends outside. I told my friends that the stalls were doorless and that they faced each other and of course they were horrified. They would rather wait to find a stall with doors or wait until they get home
Don
Hey everyone, Im Don. And, my story is, one time me and my friend Brett were skating and i all of the sudden had to take a shit. While i was in the air doing a 900 i think it is, or attempting to do it, i shit my pants! Just then, i lost control of the skateboard and i made a back plant (i land on my ass instead of my head). And, the shit went shooting all over the place. Brett comes over and says, "wow, thats huge. Hold on a minute, i gotta shit too. After 5 min, Brett shits in the same shit.. It smelt like ASS! well, there's my story
Robby, I read that you were in bad shape, had undergone heart surgery, but I am soo glad that you are feeling better already, good enough for a wee in public, daring enough to wash the shoes of a member of the executive! Only kidding, you just had to go.
Hugs to you, and Annie and the girls from Rizzo.
And INA, how are you getting on with your tool? Have you convinced more of your friends of the advantages of having another option than just sitting or squatting for a wee?
Kristen, I have been giving some thought to your question about why we post here. I can only speak for myself, however. I enjoy this forum because I was brought up in a social environment where anything below the belt - bodily functions as well as underwear - was considered absolutely and totally unmentionable. People hardly dared to utter the wish to „go and wash their hands" when they were, in reality, desperate for the lavatory. Even the word „toilet" was considered vulgar by some! On the other hand, we children were constantly being observed, and asked, if our bowl movements were regular. „Have you been to the lavatory today, dear? Is everything alright?" And that in front of our peers, who sniggered. In my particular case it was usually the opposite: I suffered from frequent very smelly mushy to liquid bowl movements, so much so, that I became an underweight anaemic little boy. To offset this I was force-fed with supposedly healthy foods - dairy products - that to me tasted from nauseating to absolutely revolting, until it finally dawned upon doctors and parents that my digestion did not correspond to the norm. It hasn't changed. So going to the bathroom was an important issue which was unmentionable at the same time. What a contrast! We children used this as an instrument of power over the grown-ups. Having to go urgently at the wrong times, or not wanting to go to the bathroom when being asked to, or, describing in loud voices what we had just produced in the toilet, especially in front of strangers, just in order to see red embarrassed faces all around (sweet revenge for, see above). Once, on one of those rare occasions when my father reached a point that he decided to lay me across his knees to give me a spanking - I had admittedly been very naughty with a water pistol -, I immediately let go all the contents of my bladder on to his thighs. He only managed to hit my bottom twice before shoving me off in disgust.
Then, too, we were not allowed comic books. So we made our own; with carefully executed drawings, coloured with crayons, all really nice, but the illustrated stories were of the sort you read about here (Just look at those children drawing, how sweet and well-behaved they are! Let me see……Ohhhh! How disgusting!). And, later, after the brou-ha-ha had died down, we laughed until our sides hurt. In short, we let off steam. In addition to all this, I have gone through a difficult phase in life, and this here helps to take the mind off sadness, worries about the future etc. also by trying to see the funny side of things. I hope you understand.
And then, you have posted here too! Smiles from Rizzo!
Mik
If you are a 13-15 year old boy, please answer these questions, and e-mail them back to me by 11:00 a.m. (NY time). I am 14, and want to know if what I do when I am on the toilet is any different from what anyone else does!
1) How do you sit when on the toilet?
2) Do you hold your penis down when on the toilet (to prevent from peeing all over)?
3) Do you wipe sitting (between your legs, lifting your leg up, or just sliding up on the seat), or standing?
4) How long do you take to dump?
5) Have you ever sat to pee before (in an age above)?
6) If you had to take a dump in a public restroom where the stall door diden't lock, or there was no stall door would you pull your pants down half way (to your theighs), or to your ankles?
7) How about if you were takeing a dump in a public restroom with a door that locked?
8) When takeing a dump in the woods how do you go?
9) Do you take your pants off?
10) Are you a person who "dosen't care if anybody sees you taking a dump"? Or a person who "really doesen't want anyone to see"?
11) Or do you mind if anyone sees you taking a dump, you just don't want anyone to see your private parts?
MY ANSWERS:
1) UPRIGHT MOSTLEY
2) YES
3) SITTING, JUST SLIDING UP
4) 5 MINUTES
5) SOMITIMES IF I HAVE AN INJURY ON MY LEG/ANKLE, AND I CAN'T WALK
6) DEFINITLY TO MY THEIGHS
7) ANKLES
8) I SQUATE
9) NO
10) I REALLY DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE ME TAKING A DUMP!
11) i DON'T CARE IF ANYONE WATCHES, I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE MY PENIS.
THANKS A BUNCH, I APPRECIATE THIS!!!
d-Wizz
Hello everybody... d-Wizz is back after a l-o-n-g absence... I've been in lurk mode for about 18 months, and I think I'd better post something to let you all know I'm still here!
Firstly, a shout out to Plunging Plop Guy, Noel, Buzzy and Kim and Scott if you're all still around... hope all you guys are shitting well... from what I just read here, I know Buzzy's doing mighty fine. Your stories are excellent - keep them coming.
As for me... well how do I summarise 18 months of ablutions in one post? For the benefit of newer members to this community, you can find some of my older posts on pages 852 - 859, and also pages 861 and 868. Just do a search for my name (press CTRL+F) and you'll find the posts quickly.
I left Kenmore (and the three-foot deep bathroom outlet) about this time last year, and moved in with a friend for the first three months of this year. He had a plumbing problem at his house, which restricted water supply to about a third of normal mains pressure, so that made things interesting. His toilet in particular was also strange in that the water trap had a very small surface area, which almost guaranteed no splashing. I think I only did two or three shits in that toilet because of that... not to also mention that it took about 15 minutes to refill the cistern...
A lot of my shits lately have been outside. After I left my friends' place, I moved back in with Mum & Dad. Now, Dad's a bit of a green thumb... the place is literally a jungle in the middle of suburbia, so there' plenty of locations to dig a hole and take a dump... which is mostly what I did.
Some shits were done up the road, usually late at night (my favourite time to dump) at the local public toilets... sometimes these were locked, so I had to climb over the gate to get in...
About a week ago, I took a dump on a bridge over a creek... was about a 30 foot drop to the waterline... plenty of echo too - sounded good. About 1km from the nearest civilization and 22:30 hours... not a sound except for the water being interrupted by a huge reverberating thud...
One of my friends is starting to show a little interest in the subject of buddy dumping, so I'm going to explain a few things and see if he wants to do one with me sometime.... could be good.
Well that's about all I have time for right now...
d-Wizz is definitely back!
Monday, December 08, 2003
We have finally seen what people were talking about with the page selector, seeing as it is still where it always has been. The problem is due to a bug (shoddy workmanship) in some versions of Internet Explorer. (Read, more piss poor Micro$oft interpretations of international standards.) Netscape, which has sadly been consumed by S I mean AOL and most other browsers have always worked. Some of you have fallen victim to more atrocities from the company that brings us quality crap like Micro$oft Winders, Microsoft Lookout, Microsoft Orifice. and all the viruses, worms and diseases that come with them. To offend everybody as well as stop the mail from MAK lovers, the latest conspiracy theories indicate that Apple Computer is surprisingly funded by Microsoft to prevent antitrust litigation.