shortskirt Girl
Just to let you all know I'm typing this in totally pee-soaked panties, jeans and shoes. I just peed myself for no reason other than I wanted to see how long I could last. Usually I go the minute I wake up, but today, I got up and had breakfast, then got on with housework etc. without going to the bathroom first. The deal I made with myself is that I shouldn't 'force' myself to go, but if it just happened, I wouldn't make any attempt to stop it, or wait until I was on the toilet or undressed. I kept this up until midday, and then I realised I couldnt hold it anymore and it's just gushed out of me. I'm guessing it was about a third of a gallon, maybe more. The pee was really dark golden color and very warm. The initial burst lasted almost a minute, then I had two other little sprinkles that I felt totally emptied me. The moment I let it, it spurted clear through my underwear and jeans and created a torrent on the kitchen floor. While some streamed down my leg and into my shoes, most just gushed out through my jeans. Both my jeans and panties are totally soaked - not a dry spot on them anywear. A really cool feeling of helplessness acutally! Gotta clean up now.
Amanda
Hello all. You might remember me from before. I'm the Amanda who posted once before about a poop story that happened to me at Disney World with my boyfriend Bill. I had promised another poop story when we went on our Disney trip this March, so now that we're back home, I've got a story for you. Actually you get two stories for the price of one. I had planned on one of the following stories happening, but the other happened quite, um, accidentally.
I had planned at some point on our trip to have a major dump and let Bill watch it coming out of me, since it was such a positive experience the last time it happened while we were on vacation. We were staying at the same cabins as last time, and there is an exercise trail through the woods that leads to another hotel on the property. My plan was to take a walk down the trail with Bill and then poop out in the woods while he watched. At work we have a program called "Amanda" on our computers that dumps data to a tape, and the instruction book has a chapter on "Preparing for an Amanda Dump." Well, on this trip I began preparing for my Amanda dump Monday morning. I had brought some high fiber cereals with me and I ate a larger than normal quantity for breakfast. We went to the theme parks all day. It wasn't until bedtime that night that I felt a slight urge to poop, but I ignored it and we went to bed. Tuesday morning I had a cup of coffee, then some bacon and orange juice for breakfast, a combination that was sure to get things moving along. I felt totally full down there and after breakfast things were starting gurgle. I passed a couple small farts. It was time to go on the trail. I said to Bill, "Let's go on a nice romantic walk to the Lodge." He liked that idea and off we went, riding to the entrance of the trail on our bicycles then we started walking. It was about a mile to the other end of the trail. As I walked I could feel the poop taking position in my anus, ready to be released. We were about halfway down the trail, deep in the woods with nobody around. I told Bill, "Honey, I really have to poop. He asked if I could make it to the Lodge, and I said I didn't know. We walked about another hundred yards, then I stopped and held my stomach, and said "Baby, I can't make it! I have to go right now!" I began walking a little ways off the trail into the woods. I said, "Come with me, sweetie." Bill was happy to come along. I found a spot behind some palmetto bushes and said, "This looks like a good spot" as I pulled my shorts and panties down around my ankles and stepped out of them with one leg. Then I squatted down with my ample butt cheeks facing toward Bill. I put on a good show, taking lots of deep breaths and making lots of straining noises as I slowly let the tip of the first turd emerge from my anus. The turd was hard and sticky because I had held it for so long. It was about an inch and three quarters around, and I could feel it snaking out of my butt then it touched the ground and broke off. It landed in the pine needles with a thud. The last couple inches of the turd then came out and landed on top of the first big piece. I made a loud sigh of relief as the turd finished coming out, then pushed some more. My butthole was definitely puckering outward. I heard a crackling sound as a thin, much softer turd came out. I could feel it touch the ground before it slipped nicely out of my ass. The first turd was about 11 inches long, with another two inch long piece stuck on top of it. It was smooth and pasty. The skinny turd that had come out after it had little air bubbles in it and was about 15 inches long and about a half inch around. I didn't bring anything to wipe with so I got up, squeezed my cheeks together, and put my panties and pants back on, telling Bill how much better I felt. I could tell that he had really enjoyed the show. We continued along the path and I wiped once I got to a restroom in the Lodge.
The second story happened later in the week. We drove over to the Gulf Coast for a day and went to the beach near Venice. We ate at a seafood place somewhere in Charlotte county for lunch, which was probably a mistake since I don't eat much seafood. That evening we were driving back to Orlando on I-4, and there was a lot of road construction tying up the traffic. My intestines hadn't felt right since we got on the road. I like the feeling of a satisfying poop coming on, but this was different and not for the better. I could tell that this poop was not going to be very solid, and I was hoping that we would get back quickly. Unfortunately, everything was working against that happening. We were in traffic and creeping along, and the cramps were getting worse. I told Bill that I thought I was going to have to poop really soon. I was sweating and he could tell that I didn't feel well. He said that if I couldn't hold it, that I should poop my pants and he would help me clean up once we got back to the cabin. I said, "Bill, I think it's diarrhea, it's going to be a mess." I remembered that I had a big shopping bag in the back seat. I reached around into the back sea, trying not to put any more pressure on my stomach. I also saw my beach towel back there and decided that I would rather mess up my beach towel than Bill's car seat. So while squirming around in the seat, I put the shopping bag down over the seat, then folded up the beach towel into a pad which I sat on. I was really sweating and holding my stomach now, but I was still trying to hold it. We were only about 15 miles away but the traffic was hardly moving. I held on for about another 10 minutes, but the cramps kept getting worse. I said, "Bill, I'm not gonna make it." He said "That's ok babe, don't worry about it." I decided to pull my jean shorts down around my ankles to save them, so I would only mess up my poor orange cotton panties. I squirmed out of my shorts and spread my cheeks apart inside the panties as I sat back down. About a minute later another wave of cramps hit. A soft turd oozed into my panties, making a small bulge, then a huge amout of nearly liquid shit began to explode out. It soaked straight through my panties and into the beach towel, and oozed up out of the top of my butt crack and out of the back of my panties and also came out around my legs. A couple more waves came and I let them go too. My pussy was totally covered with poop. The smell was so horrible, I don't know how Bill could stand it. The poop soaked nearly all the way through my beach towel but the shopping bag stopped it before it got into Bill's car seat. Luckily it was dark when we got back to the cabin and nobody saw me get out of the car with shit running down my legs to run into the cabin. Bill helped me clean up. I liked pooping in front of him the first time but I was so embarrassed by this. It totally sucked.
Hope you liked my stories. Till next time.
Ciao,
AmandaEric in Chicago
To Artificialist and others: more sanitation-based arguments in favor of peeing in the shower:
1) Your pee gets flushed into the sewer system with a *lot* more water than when you use a toilet or urinal.
2) Any splashes (and guys splash more when using the toilet or urinal than they think) get washed away, rather than drying on the floor or wall and becoming a medium for growth of airborne bacteria (OK, OK, they're not usually pathogenic) in the process.
So all in all, peeing in the shower is at *least* as hygenic as peeing anywhere else.
RockerChick
UMIKUN- thats very interesting, the toilet is the shower. what do you mean by that..that there is no toilets?
Ryan
Hey everyone. Good stories from everyone. Haley, I liked your story about your poop at the jr. high.
I have a few things that have happened that are worth mentioning. First off, last week I believe it was I was at school, going to the restroom to wash my hands and some guy was in the stall taking a dump. It sounded like it must have been a loose dump because I heard several plops in just a couple of seconds. I found this rather interesting because in all my days of being the bathroom while someone was in a stall taking a dump, I've never heard any audible sounds. Well except for one time a little over a year ago. I was talking to a couple of guys and there was some guy in the toilet and he farted. Me and the other 2 guys just kinda laughed about it. Anyway, another thing is this girl in my class, her name is Lauren. She's a pretty good lookin girl, blonde, cute face. Last Friday I swear it looked like she had a diaper on. Her whole butt area stuck out more than any other part of her body. She doesn't even have a big butt, it just looked a little weird though. Also just a couple of days ago there is this girl who sits by me in the same class, Kelly. After the teacher was done talking she asked to use the restroom. I didn't notice it when she left but after about 5 or 6 minutes she returned to the classroom and I noticed she had a book in her hand, the book that we're reading right now in class. It's pretty obvious that she took a dump because, one, she took the book with her, and secondly, the classroom is between the 2 bathrooms. The girl's is on the left side, and the boys on the right. So any time someone flushes the toilet, you hear the pipes making noises. So after those 5 or 6 minutes the toilet flushes and a few seconds later she returns to the room. Then she starts telling the girl next to her about something. I don't think it related to her taking a crap in the toilet but she was talking about her farting when she scooted under the table. I really couldn't make out what she was saying. Something about crawling under the table and farting, then smelling it. Very unusual to hear such a story come out of a girl's mouth. She is also a pretty good looking girl, blonde.
One last story that happened at my sisters school. Apparentally some girls made some cookies or somethin and decided to try and be funny about it and stuck some laxitives in them. They passed them out to several poeple and everyone of them became violently ill. In fact, it was said that one guy was in the hospital because he ate so many of them. The girls were caught and suspended from school for a few days. However, now its no longer allowed to bring any food from home. (unless you bring your lunch) Our school system has this idea that if something bad happens because of something, then they have to come up with a new rule to prevent it from happening again. There's always someone out there to ruin it for everyone else...
So anyway, just wanted to mention those occurances with you all. Have a great day.
Mandi
I have a great story.
Today I was driving home with Hannah and felt the urge to pee and poop.The closer we got to her house the stronger the urge grew. by the time we were at her house i was desperate. I knew i wouldn't be able to make it to the bathroom in time so i decided to pee behind the bushes. I stepped behind them but before i could get my zipper down my bladder released and flooded my pants. Hannah came to check up on me only to find me creating a puddle. There was pee dripping from every part of my crotch area. When i was done Hannah helped me up to the bathroom. On the way my poop came out to. Since I was wearing a thong, the seven inch log slid down my pants. After getting cleaned up and changed, i went to bed.
I love you all
MandiDaniel D
Hello,
I've had a few bowel related mishaps. The first I can recall is when I was ten or eleven. My sister got stuck taking me to the mall with her friends. She was really, really pissed. While we were walking around, I started feeling the urge to take a shit. I told her I had to go, and she said too bad. After another hour or so, I was getting desperate. I tugged her jacket and said I really, really have to go!!! She told me to shut up. Finally, we were in a clothing store on line for her to pay for stuff. She was talking to her friends. I just couldn't hold it anymore, and I felt a big log of shit force its way out, squeezing its way from between my butt cheeks and intro my underpants. Then more mushy shit came out after it. I was so mortified, but tried to pretend it didn't happen. Of course, everyone within twenty feet was able to smell the overpowering stench! My sister grabbed my arm and screamed at me. "Did you just poop your pants???" I cried , "Yes." She told me, well, too bad. We continued to wait in the store while she paid fopr her stuff, then she apologized to her friends that she had to leave and dragged me out of the store. I asked if I could go to the bathroom to at least get out of my underpants and wash off my butt, but she said no. She made me sit in the back, squishing the shit all over my butt, and drove home. She told our parents her side of the story, then I told mine. Luckily, my parents believed me, and she got grounded for a week. I got a bonus trip to the mall courtesy of my Mom! My sister was pretty po'd, but it was her own fault.
More later.Big M
i took a HUGE dump yesterday...o hadnt had a good one in a cuople weeks so i was really relieved when i flt that huge pressure in my stomach. i rushed into the bathroom an stripped down (i always poo in the nude...its more comfertable!) and plomped myself on the toilet...almost immeadeatly a huge rush of soft poo came out my butt with no effort. i hardly even farted, and i usually am really gassy wen i poop. but this went on in intervals for about 20 minutes wen i was done i turned around an took a look in the toiolet. there was a HUGE pile of crap in the toilet...so much, that the pile was actually comin out the water, it was crazy. it took a lot of wipes and surprising ly it all went down with one flushusa kara
can anyone tell me where there are pages with girls having diarreah or shitting good pages
Ash.D
Hey Guys!
I just had a nice big dump and thought i would come and tell you all about it.
I woke up this morning not feeling too good.I had lots of gas and kinda felt sick. I stayed in bed, lying awake for about 20 mins just farting. They were nice big ones too and i could smell them with out even putting my head under the sheets, it was kinda fun. After i was done farting i felt a lot better, but still felt that familiar full feeling in my gut.
After about an hour i really needed to shit, i could feel it pressing against my hole wanting to come out, but i squeezed my asshole tight and held it in as long as i could. I held for nearly another two hours. At times it was a real struggle to hold it in and i had to put my hand on my ass a few times.
At 12:45 it was time to unload. There was no one home so i took off all of my clothes and went to the toilet. Before i sat down i bent over and spread my cheeks, i touched my asshole, it was really warm. I still had my finger on my warm asshol when it started to open up as i relaxed it. I felt the tip of a turd on my finger. I spread my cheeks as far as i could and slowly sat down on the cold seat. I could feel the end of my turd almost massaging my asshole and it slowly moved out. I made thnigs go as slow as possible and even tried to stop it halfway. But it was too hard, i had to relax my butthole muscles. As i did, the turd started moving out faster.My hole slowly stretched as the fat, hard, smooth, warm turd was pushed out. It dropped out of me and splashed loudly into the water.
There was a few moments where nothing happened, i just sat. Then i felt like i had to pee. It was really sudden and urgent. So i let the stream rip. It was really strong and it went straight into the water, it was very loud, it sounded like a guy pissing. I aimed my stream on to my turd, which made a funny sound. Finally my piss ended after about 30 seconds and i felt much better.
I felt some movement inside my ass again. I wanted to get finished up, so i pushed on this one. It was quite an anti climax because it came out easily and was quite small, only making a quiet thud on to my first turd. I thought that was the end, but i was surprised to feel some more shit moving around, down towards my hole. Now i wanted to make it last, so i didnt push this time. It was nice and slow. It poked out and was fat right away, strecthing my hole again. It was a consistent thickness the whole way through. It took a while to get out. After about a minute of slow movement i gave one final push and the turd popped out of my and thudded loudly on to the previous two turds. I let out a loose but loud and long fart, then wiped.
The End.
Now for that survey.
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc) I am 16, Female, 5'6", brunette with blonde streaks, 120lbs
2.How often do you take a poop? I poop usually every day, but sometimes i go twice a day or go 2 or 3 days without going at all.
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width) When i haven't been for 2 or 3 days i do really big ones, approx 10-12" long 2-3" wide. Daily poops are usually 8-10" long 2" wide
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop? I usually do 2-3 turds
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc) Usually quite firm and smooth
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc) Nearly always logs
7.About how long does it take for you to poop? Varies, sometimes 2 minutes other times 20 mins
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop? Around lunch time
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc) I am happy to poop anywhere, sometimes i want to have a private dump, other times i like to have an audience
10.Overall, do you like pooping? I absolutley love pooping
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa? I am very open about my pooping and am happy for people to hear or see me poop, male or female. I also love to hear or see other people poop or even just hear people talking about it.
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in? As long as i can or until im in the mood to do it
13.What foods do you usually eat? Lots of meat and ????, salads and sometimes junk food
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops? Not sure, probably meat, cheese or carrots.
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out? Big, fat, hard, smooth, long logs.
Love Ash.D
xoxoxoxoxox
Thanks for people's nice comments and all the really good posts that keep coming in lately.
Mel.D
Hey!
I almost had a public accident the other day.
I finished school late and the school toilets were locked, i needed to piss really bad. I went to the local park, desperately trying to find a bathroom. I found one, but there was people in there and a small queue, i couldn't wait, i was going to wet my panties. I ran as fast as i could into the woods next to the park. As i was running i could feel pee dribbling into my panties. I made it into the woods, but i didnt have time to pull my panties down before piss gushed into my panties. I had a skirt on so i squatted down and pissed through my panties. I leant back onto the tree behind me and moaned in relief. I dribbled pee into my panties for about a minute. When i was done i took my panties off and left them in the woods. I felt happy and relieved. My pussy dried off as the cool air blew up my skirt.
HILARY R: I usually pee standing up in the shower. I don't make a big deal out of it, i just let it run out while i'm standing there. If i want to enjoy my piss in the shower i either squat down or i try to aim when standing up.
TJ's Survey:
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc) 18, 5'7", brunette, 125lbs
2.How often do you take a poop? Every 2nd day
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width) most of the time they are about 12" long and 2.5 - 3" thick
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop? 3-4
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc) Firm
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc) Always logs unless I'm sick
7.About how long does it take for you to poop? 10 minutes
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop? Morning or before bed
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc) Home, school shopping centres
10.Overall, do you like pooping? Love it!
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa? I'm open to people listening and seeing me poop and i love to see or hear other people poop too
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in? Until it is convenient to go or until i am busting to go
13.What foods do you usually eat? Meat, junk food, salad
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops? Red meat
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out? Big one's that stretch my asshole
Mel.D
XOXOXOXOXOX
Amanda
Hello all. You might remember me from before. I'm the Amanda who posted once before about a poop story that happened to me at Disney World with my boyfriend Bill. I had promised another poop story when we went on our Disney trip this March, so now that we're back home, I've got a story for you. Actually you get two stories for the price of one. I had planned on one of the following stories happening, but the other happened quite, um, accidentally.
I had planned at some point on our trip to have a major dump and let Bill watch it coming out of me, since it was such a positive experience the last time it happened while we were on vacation. We were staying at the same cabins as last time, and there is an exercise trail through the woods that leads to another hotel on the property. My plan was to take a walk down the trail with Bill and then poop out in the woods while he watched. At work we have a program called "Amanda" on our computers that dumps data to a tape, and the instruction book has a chapter on "Preparing for an Amanda Dump." Well, on this trip I began preparing for my Amanda dump Monday morning. I had brought some high fiber cereals with me and I ate a larger than normal quantity for breakfast. We went to the theme parks all day. It wasn't until bedtime that night that I felt a slight urge to poop, but I ignored it and we went to bed. Tuesday morning I had a cup of coffee, then some bacon and orange juice for breakfast, a combination that was sure to get things moving along. I felt totally full down there and after breakfast things were starting gurgle. I passed a couple small farts. It was time to go on the trail. I said to Bill, "Let's go on a nice romantic walk to the Lodge." He liked that idea and off we went, riding to the entrance of the trail on our bicycles then we started walking. It was about a mile to the other end of the trail. As I walked I could feel the poop taking position in my anus, ready to be released. We were about halfway down the trail, deep in the woods with nobody around. I told Bill, "Honey, I really have to poop. He asked if I could make it to the Lodge, and I said I didn't know. We walked about another hundred yards, then I stopped and held my stomach, and said "Baby, I can't make it! I have to go right now!" I began walking a little ways off the trail into the woods. I said, "Come with me, sweetie." Bill was happy to come along. I found a spot behind some palmetto bushes and said, "This looks like a good spot" as I pulled my shorts and panties down around my ankles and stepped out of them with one leg. Then I squatted down with my ample butt cheeks facing toward Bill. I put on a good show, taking lots of deep breaths and making lots of straining noises as I slowly let the tip of the first turd emerge from my anus. The turd was hard and sticky because I had held it for so long. It was about an inch and three quarters around, and I could feel it snaking out of my butt then it touched the ground and broke off. It landed in the pine needles with a thud. The last couple inches of the turd then came out and landed on top of the first big piece. I made a loud sigh of relief as the turd finished coming out, then pushed some more. My butthole was definitely puckering outward. I heard a crackling sound as a thin, much softer turd came out. I could feel it touch the ground before it slipped nicely out of my ass. The first turd was about 11 inches long, with another two inch long piece stuck on top of it. It was smooth and pasty. The skinny turd that had come out after it had little air bubbles in it and was about 15 inches long and about a half inch around. I didn't bring anything to wipe with so I got up, squeezed my cheeks together, and put my panties and pants back on, telling Bill how much better I felt. I could tell that he had really enjoyed the show. We continued along the path and I wiped once I got to a restroom in the Lodge.
The second story happened later in the week. We drove over to the Gulf Coast for a day and went to the beach near Venice. We ate at a seafood place somewhere in Charlotte county for lunch, which was probably a mistake since I don't eat much seafood. That evening we were driving back to Orlando on I-4, and there was a lot of road construction tying up the traffic. My intestines hadn't felt right since we got on the road. I like the feeling of a satisfying poop coming on, but this was different and not for the better. I could tell that this poop was not going to be very solid, and I was hoping that we would get back quickly. Unfortunately, everything was working against that happening. We were in traffic and creeping along, and the cramps were getting worse. I told Bill that I thought I was going to have to poop really soon. I was sweating and he could tell that I didn't feel well. He said that if I couldn't hold it, that I should poop my pants and he would help me clean up once we got back to the cabin. I said, "Bill, I think it's diarrhea, it's going to be a mess." I remembered that I had a big shopping bag in the back seat. I reached around into the back sea, trying not to put any more pressure on my stomach. I also saw my beach towel back there and decided that I would rather mess up my beach towel than Bill's car seat. So while squirming around in the seat, I put the shopping bag down over the seat, then folded up the beach towel into a pad which I sat on. I was really sweating and holding my stomach now, but I was still trying to hold it. We were only about 15 miles away but the traffic was hardly moving. I held on for about another 10 minutes, but the cramps kept getting worse. I said, "Bill, I'm not gonna make it." He said "That's ok babe, don't worry about it." I decided to pull my jean shorts down around my ankles to save them, so I would only mess up my poor orange cotton panties. I squirmed out of my shorts and spread my cheeks apart inside the panties as I sat back down. About a minute later another wave of cramps hit. A soft turd oozed into my panties, making a small bulge, then a huge amout of nearly liquid shit began to explode out. It soaked straight through my panties and into the beach towel, and oozed up out of the top of my butt crack and out of the back of my panties and also came out around my legs. A couple more waves came and I let them go too. My pussy was totally covered with poop. The smell was so horrible, I don't know how Bill could stand it. The poop soaked nearly all the way through my beach towel but the shopping bag stopped it before it got into Bill's car seat. Luckily it was dark when we got back to the cabin and nobody saw me get out of the car with shit running down my legs to run into the cabin. Bill helped me clean up. I liked pooping in front of him the first time but I was so embarrassed by this. It totally sucked.
Hope you liked my stories. Till next time.
Ciao,
AmandaRockerChick
UMIKUN- thats very interesting, the toilet is the shower. what do you mean by that..that there is no toilets?Donnie C.
Brandon: sounds to me like your girl does indeed have a bowel problem, most likely Irritable Bowel Syndrome or an inflammatory bowel disease. She's obviously incontinent, but doesn't want to wear any kind of protection (diapers, pads etc.). So for the sake of vanity she risks the greater embarrassment of messing herself...
Eventually you will have to talk to her about her problem, and you must, MUST be very supportive.
JAYPEE
LOUISE
I'm french just as you are and loved so much your latest story
at work !!!
Would you tell more about when you pissed in the sink in front of your colleague ? What did you feel ? How did she react ?
XOXOXOXOXOX
JAYPEE
The day began as any other, until the cramps started coming slowly in waves, each more forceful than the other.
I know when things are shaking up inside, and my stomach felt like a volcano ready to explode. I had wondered what the strange flavor was in my cereal that morning, Ted had ground up several dulcolax, which he later professed to me.
I had to pee, and by this point, my cock could hardly function in piss mode; trying to balance the pressure on my ass with the ability to relax enough to piss was getting to be too much.
Suddenly a sharp pain swept across my belly and I barely turned around before the shit started oozing out, slowly at first, thahn like mud, coupled with greasy snarly farts. Then another load of much crud would come flowing out.
Michael M.
For the Tampa guy---
Yes I take blood pressure medicinemm ,have for about 20 years now.
I also take other pills for BP and some heart medicine, about 12 in all daily including a "water pill" or lasix. That stuff makes you pee for about 4 hours straight every day every 20 min or so. You cant get caught out somewhere as you get a full bladder fast.
Back to the BP pills, they can cause you to have bowel trouble. At first you might have this but after a time it lets up.
All the stuff I take together will cause you to be clogged up, and to help, I do a few things. I will use a suppository to crap the same time every day even if I dont feel I have to go, it will get ya going in about 15 minute give or take a bit. If Im really messed up I will use a small syringe used for an enema, holds about 6 oz of warm water, costs about $12 at the drug store and is a life saver!
One more thing, I buy a half gal of prune juice and every night drink
about a cup full,no more. It really helps a lot too and no cramps and no running with the shits.
Also I mentiond the water pill, it dries you out, you pass about 50 oz of pee daily with one pill, give or take a little and your stool will
get dried out. Also it will lower your blood pressure a lot and is a great help. You might eliminate the other pills taking Lasix, dont know for sure like its different for every person.
So I hope this helps you. Also one more thing, you can go to medical
on your computer and pull up all your medicines and the site will tell you which ones will constipate you and what you might do about it.
Of course your Doctor can tell you and the drug store can too. Its very useful. Let us know how you make out..
For Brandon--
You girlfriend poops her pants? Sounds a lot like Crohns disease.
A person will be ok and then get a cramp and cant stop from poopin
in their pants anywhere anytime. Can happen more under some stress
like at a party or offical thing, being nervous. One girl I know had it and would get a cramp suddenly and run to the toilet and have a runny shit. After shes ok, but then one should see a doctor for that.
Im sure a doctor can help, theres some new works for a cure or a lot of help for it. wearing a diaper would stop a lot of embarrassemnt.
You have to be able to discuss it with her and she might be aware of what it is or not. You could help her then, or she might dump you.
Weird, but I doubt she does it on purpose.
there is medicine on the market that will help stop it and perhaps it will leave in time. I dont know, but I heard having children, after
being married tends to stop Crohns. But see if you can approach the subject and not offend her, she might know and might not.
Lots of luck..
M
Buzzy
Hey,all-some responses-
TO MIKE-to answer your question-the most pieces of poop i've done probably was only 6,but each piece was pretty long-i had eaten some high fiber cereal and the next morning I really had to go and as soon as I sat on the bowl,i let out 3 pieces quckly,but each one was about a foot long-then i sat there and did a few more long ones-it was a great dump!i can't cut off once i start to poop and besides,it's feels so much better to let it out in long pieces-at least for me!
TO FRANCO-Funny story with the guy dumping in his pants-serves him right!
yeah,it's cool to talk to the guy in the next stall as you are both dumping away!
TO OLD POOP-Sounds like you and i poop the same style-Cool story with you in the public toilet with the good view-I found a toilet like that-it's down by the beach in the restruant(sp) i would go there and when i sit on the bowl,i could turn around and see the bowl in the next stall real clearly in the reflection and quite a few times,i would see a lot of guys pooping cause they would sit foreward or even squat and i could see the turds coming out of ther butts as i would let go of my own load-it was fun!some of those guys could really poop! i uesed to think i would do some pretty long ones till i saw some of these guys!-one guy i saw must have di a poop that was at least 2 feet long as I saw his anus dome out and this rope just kept going an going-it was really pretty inbelievable! I always enjoy the scenic route!
As for me, had a couple of good dumps at the gym ,but they were all when i was the only one i there-i'd rather dump along with some company,but i had to go so bad i couldn't wait for someone else to come along--Great stuff,all!! BYE
Friday, March 12, 2004
Anthea
My Dad's mother had a sister who married a rich Frenchman when she was very young and went to live in France She was widowed when she was quite young and childless and lived in Provence in great style. There was always lighthearted speculation as to whom she would live her fortune ("la tante d'heritage"). Perhaps with this in mind (!) she was asked to be my godmother though I never heard a word. When I was about 16 she came to Boston for a month an installed herself accompanied by a maid in a suite in one ofthe best hotels and expressed a wish to meet me alone. Great jubilation in the family but terror in me. I got to the hotel trembling to find the telltale signs that my period had started. I went to the ladies room where they had tampons. My panties were in a sad state and I hid them in my shopping bag. Peeing slipped my mind until I was on the elevatorwhen I founbd I could not wait another second. I'd have rather jumped out the window than asked Tante Betty straight off. I stopped the elevator at another floor, propped the door open lifted my skirt until it was parallel with my shoulders and from a standing position let out a gush which arched slightly forward. Not a sign of anyone but the floor which had a hard surface was awash. Tante Betty was terrifying. She must have been beautiful as her cheekbones showed. She was thin as a rail and sat bolt upright her hands holding two walking sticks. I had heard that her arthritis was so bad she could hardly walk. She started to quiz me about my life and I was almost tongue-tied. To find a more promising subject she suddenly grabbed hold of my bag. "Let's see what you've been buying."
I begged her to give it back, b ut she opened it and pulled out my soiled panties. Whereupon I burst into tears. It must have been my guardian angel. She knew she had done wrong and she melted. From then she was as swwet as could be. After 30 minutes she said, "Now that we have no secrets would you help me to the bathroom. I helped her next door and helped her down with pants. I thought she would do a discreet tinkle but she peed in a great torrent and let out a large fart. I pulled off some tp and gave it to her. When it time to go she kissed me tenderly and gave me a 50 dollar bill saying she wanted me to come to France and stay with her.
I gave a very guarded account when I got home (though cross-examination was intense). Then next summer a ticket arrived and I went for a month to the South of France. My role as Gardienne de la Toilette was established and every time she had to go I went too. By now her movements were more restricted and I would gently wipe her. I never witnessed a bm (I dare say that was the maid's job) which I would have found exciting as I am turned on when strong and dominant people are vulnerable. Guys' bare butts are so sweet!
Tante Betty died a few months after I went home. She didn't leave me money as such but she changed my life. Her executors were instructed to pay all my expenses at the Sorbonne (Paris's university) for a year. My Dad was delighted.
"I told you. That Anthea's a fox!."
Linda
I often hold my poo in all day, especially during the week while I'm at work. I don't feel comfortable taking dumps at work so I wait until I get home. Some days I can feel the poop moving towards my anus and it feels like the poop will slide out easily. Then when I eventually get home and sit on the toilet, the poo will take forever to squeeze out. Other times I can feel a really good, hard poo developing and then when I go to the toilet, it comes out really soft and runny. I like the long hard poos that take a while to push out. I enjoy these dumps and I love taking 15 or 20 minutes or even 30 minutes to squeeze them out.