Chelcie
hi all, just one thing to say, latley i've been having green shits that are a little losser than normal. does anyone know what could be causing this. i haven't changed my diet and i'm not more stressed than normal. thanks, ttyl
Chelcie
BikerTrash
Louise-There's not too many more stories of her. The rest are pretty much covered by a few trips walking through the woods (she's a squat and go girl) and with me being a writer, she has read me several of her poems while siting on the toilet. The only other thing she done is asked me for more toilet paper and stink up my bathroom, which she runs me off when she does.
Dan
hi all, its while.just saw this thing on a preview that u may like to know. ina movie thats comming out i think its called willard, theres going to be a tiolet scene, i don't know if its going to be a pee scene or a shit scene, it on;y showed a girl in the bathroom turrning around and starting to pull down her pants. well, ttyl.
Dan
DADS TOILET
hey Iv got a poem my late dad made up used to say it to us when we went to the toilet!! here it is: (HE EVEN MANAGEDTO GET IT PUBLISHED IN A TOILET HUMOUR POEM BOOK!!)
When I go in the toilet
Ecspecialy after you
the smell you leave behind
makes me want to spew!
but when I go in the toilet
ecspecialy after me
the smell I leave behind
is like blosom on a tree :)
hope you enjoyed that all!!
R.I.P DAD
Jade
This story is for all you other poop procrastinators out there...
Are you ever too preoccupied with something when you have to poop that you keep on putting off going to the toilet? i ALWAYS
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Constipated Chik
Hey every one! Sorry ive been gone so long. I here is whats been happening. Dan asked me to marry him, i did. So i just got back from my honeymoon. Here are my answers to TJ's survey.
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc)
21, 5'8'', blonde.
2.How often do you take a poop?
maybe 1 or 2 times a week if im lucky
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width)
pretty big, 8'' long and 1-3 inches wide, and some liquidy stringy
stuff
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop?
5 or 6
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc)
Hard and knoby at the begining, soft and long in the middle, rock solid at the end, then a bunch of nasty liquid at the end.
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc)
Logs, and chunks
7.About how long does it take for you to poop?
30mins-2hours
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop?
after dinner
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc)
I can really go anywhere. I like the rush of pooping in public, but sometimes i need my privacy
10.Overall, do you like pooping?
Yes!! It makes me *excited*
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa?
I dont mind it, i like people in the bathroom with me to watch and i like to watch other people
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in?
not very long
13.What foods do you usually eat?
junk
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops?
italian
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out?
i am not sure. I like all types.
Hope this helps u out TJ.
Jenna S.
In response to TJ's survey:
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc) I'm 25, 5'6, medium length light blonde hair, full figure (not fat though), blue eyes.
2.How often do you take a poop?
Every day, without exception.
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width)
Usually pretty big, both long and thick.
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop?
Varies. Always more than one, rarely more than 3 or 4.
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc)
Pretty soft and firm usually.
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc)
Usually long logs.
7.About how long does it take for you to poop?
The actual pooping only takes a couple of minutes, but I always sit there for a good half hour or so reading.
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop?
Almost always right when I wake up; if not then then I hold it until I get home from classes (I'm a grad student).
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc)
Home. I poop in public restrooms if they're not that busy. I do enjoy pooping outside though.
10.Overall, do you like pooping?
I love it!
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa?
I am kind of shy about this. I don't enjoy having others listen to me in public.
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in?
As I said earlier, I will sometimes hold it in until after I get home (about 7 hours).
13.What foods do you usually eat?
Everything.
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops?
Steak.
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out?
Big soft logs feel good to let out.
Wild Bill
Hi all, came across your web site today, very fun and interesting!! Made me laugh a few times as well, so all is good. some response to the survey...
TJ-1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc) 46, male, 6'1", hazel eyes, brown hair,
2.How often do you take a poop? once a day, in the morning generally.
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width) they seem to vary all the time, but 2-3 inches long, 1" wide maybe.
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop? 2-10, depeds.
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc) firm or semi solid
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc) logs, coils, and the ocassional runny one!!
7.About how long does it take for you to poop? 4-10 min
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop? usually morning time, but it seems to vary depending on how much I exercise.
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc) Home generally, but work too,
10.Overall, do you like pooping? Without a doubt, it always feels good to drop a load!~!! sorry for being so crude, but it is true!
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa? Umm, not really into that for the most part.
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in? an hour or two I guess, never really thought about it.
13.What foods do you usually eat? toast in the morning, salad for lunch, chicken or fish and ???? for dinner.
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops? Fiber is good for those thunder poops!
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out? the really BIG LOG kind that stretch your anus, those seem to feel the best!!
I will post a few stories in the coming days/weeks. Have a good one!
Bryian
To Zara: I really loved your story about you and your girlfriend pooping together..sounds like a cool experience you had
To TampaGuy: Loved your story..sounds like u really had to poop and you must have been really constipated
To Punk Rock Kid: Liked your story
To Buzzy: Loved your story from the gym
To Marga: Liked your story
To Twice Shy: Liked your story
To Christopher: Loved your stories
Yesterday i was at work...i had ran out on my break and i come back and was about to go back to work but i said i better go pee first and i walked into the bathroom, as soon as i got in there...the Fire Alarm went off and i had to go out side..it was a drill. Luckly i didn't have to pee to bad and i only wanted to relive some pressure(farts) i been so gassy. So i left the bathroom and went out for the fire drill. Afterwards i went and peed and farted
I forgot i just posted about using the bathroom when the firealarm went off..and i was wondering
has and one been in the middle of peeing or pooping when the fire alarm went off? what did you do
Goddess
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc): 22,5.7f, blonde hair,
2.How often do you take a poop? Usually once a day
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width) Don't know, it's always a load of small ones and some messy shit
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop? About 20 little balls
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc) Smooth, mushy
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc) chunks
7.About how long does it take for you to poop? 20 to 30 minutes, sometimes I sit for over an hour if I hve a good book and a good shit
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop? In the morning after (or with) my first cigarette
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc) Home in the morning
10.Overall, do you like pooping? A lot!
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa? I don't mind if people hear or watch me, it's always noisy when I go to the bathroom and I love watching and hearing people
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in? I cannot hold it very long
13.What foods do you usually eat? Basically everything
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops? Curry
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out? Noisy and messy ones
S.L.
A brief survey for the ladies!
After you have a shit, do you
(1)Wet your toilet tissue before you wipe?
(2)Use anything wet on your behind in addition to toilet tissue (such as a pre-moistened pad or cloth)?
(3)Use soap and water on your behind immediately?
(4)Use a bidet?
(5)Use powder or some other cosmetic on your behind after wiping?
(6)Use pre-lotioned toilet tissue?
(7)Use plain, dry toilet tissue alone?
(8)Ever wipe only once?
Thanks, ladies!
Trekkie
Julie, I don't suppose you could describe any of the peeing accidents, or any dreams accompanying bedwettings? (Sorry you have those problems, BTW. I like hearing about accidents but that doesn't mean I don't realize how hard it has to be to keep having them. Were your parents usually understanding? Sounds like your mom is, the way she took this. I've heard of enough kids and teens being tortured for having accidents that it's good to know that moms like that are out there.) Ugh, rambling again.
Torie
Hi, I'm Torie (short for Victoria). I used to post here a lot back in 1999 and 2000. I was reading some of the recent posts and also read some of the things I used to post four years ago.
I'd like to answer T.J.'s survey:
1. Could you give a brief description of yourself?(age,height,hair color,etc) I was born in April, 1985, so that makes me almost 19 (as of when I'm typing this). I'm 5 ft, 5 in, of Italian-Portuguese ancestry (kinda "Mediterranean" looking, dark brown hair, olive skin, brown eyes). FWIW, I am in my first year of college somewhere in New England (where I was born and raised).
2.How often do you take a poop?
Usually once a day, sometimes more, sometimes less.
3.About how large are your poops on average? (length,width)
A quarter to a half inch wide, one or two inches long.
4.About how many turds do you let out when you take a poop?
Anything from one, long bulky turd to several, softer turds. If you want to press me for an average, usually two.
5.What type of texture do your poops turn out to be in general?(mushy,firm,rock-solid,etc)
On a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being hard-as-a-rock and 10 being full-blown diarrhea, I'd say around 4-5. Usually not too much effort.
6.What form do your poops usually come out as? (logs,coils or snakes, chunks,etc)
Logs and/or chunks, unless I have diarrhea (which is rare)
7.About how long does it take for you to poop?
5-10 minutes, although when I'm home, in a private bathroom, I like to read a magazine while seated on a toilet. I'll sometimes spend 20 minutes seated on the toilet between the time I let out my last turd(s) and when I wipe.
8.Is there a particular time of day when you normally poop?
Usually 30 minutes to two hours after I eat a substancial meal. I'd say normally in the morning and/or in late afternoon.
9.Is there a particular time or place you like to poop?(home,public restroom, etc)
I love using the bathroom as a "library," as I wrote above. I usually only do that at home, though. I have few inhibitions about using public bathrooms, as long as the stall has a lockable door and there is toilet paper.
10.Overall, do you like pooping?
Yes, I love it! :-)
11.How do you feel about others listening to or watching you poop or vice versa?
I really have no inhibitions about others listening. I was home from school about two weeks ago and had to pee while my mom was primming herself in the bathroom. I told her I had to go. She offered to leave but I told her she didn't have to. I sat down to tinkle for about 30 seconds and chatted with her while I was on the toilet. I wouldn't have minded her there if I also had to poop.
12.How long do you usually hold your poop in?
I try not to hold it in. I like to "let it out" as soon as I can.
13.What foods do you usually eat?
Too much junk food, I'm afraid.
14.Are there any foods you eat that make you produce large poops?
None that I can think of.
15.What is your favorite (if any) type of poop to let out?
I just like to poop, period! Of course I feel more relieved if I have to let out several humungous logs.
Hope I answered your question, T.J.
Love,
Torie