Amber K.
Sorry it's been a while since I posted, I've been really busy. I told you I'd tell you about I time I pooped myself in front of family or friends(or a combination of both). Just a reminder, I am 22, about 5'5" and have long blond hair. Now that I have refreshed your memories about who I am, I'll get on to my story.
When I was 20, my parents and I rented a small house out in the middle of northern Kentucky for family vacations. As luck should have it, when we finally got a chance to use it later that summer, the plumbing got messed up, I'm not sure exactly what was wrong with it, but it took an entire WEEK to fix it! That meant that we had to go an entire week without going to the bathroom, or find an alternative place to go. I was the first one to realize that the plumbing was broken, because I went into the bathroom and realized there was no water in the toilet. My dad said that the plumbing must be messed up and tried to fix it...needless to say it didn't work. A few hours passes and I knew I couldn't hold it much longer, hard as I tried I couldn't keep my but closed and I ended up pooping my pants while in my room. My mom saw what I did and knew that it wasn't my fault. My dad came in and told us that the plumbing would take a long time to finish, and since we had already rented the house for the entire summer we'd just have to "go" elsewhere. Amazingly enough nobody had to go to the bathroom in the next two days, then my mom's bladder got the best of her, but she refused to wet herself, so we all drove to the nearest convenience store and used the bathroom, on the way back my mom saw something in one of the aisles that sparked an idea..."Incontinence disposable briefs" she bought a large package of them and we left. When we got home my parents opened up the package and that's when I understood what they were, they were diapers. I told my parents that I wasn't wearing diapers but they told me that until the toilet was fixed I'd have to use them. My mom shoved one(I mean really SHOVED)into my hands and told me to go to my room to put one on. After I figured out how I put one on and put my pants back on. The next day during breakfast I realized that I had to go to the bathroom, forgetting about the "disposable brief" and the plumbing, I walked to the bathroom and got ready to use the bathroom, but when I pulled my pants down I remembered I was wearing the "brief" and why. I walked to the living room and pulled another "disposable brief" out of the package. I walked to the bathroom again and made sure my parents weren't nearby, I closed the door and locked it, and in shame pooped my "brief". I changed quickly yet quietly and tried to sneak outside to throw away the diaper without my parents knowing I had used it, but as soon as I left the bathroom I ran into my dad, he had heard me changing, and saw(and smelled) the soiled brief in my hand, and told me it was ok. I was shocked that he didn't care, but still EXTREMELY EMBARRASSES! I threw it away and went back to my room. Within the next few days I used a few more "briefs" before my dad fixed it, I was SO HAPPY when my dad announced that he fixed the toilet. My parents didn't tell anybody what happened that summer, and I hope they never do.My Family Reuinon by Princess Pee
PART 1 THE FAMILY'S OUT FOR THE AFTERNOON
We had this family reunion, and we went out for lunch at this restraunt. and they served my favorite food LASANGA!! (No, I am not garfield) I ate it all and my cousin Niles ate some 2. And then, I looked over at another table, and it looked like Jordan, the daughter of my favorite teacher. then, to my suprize, there was my 3rd grade teacher! me and Jordan talked and talked until she puked all over the floor between us and had terribe diarhea in her pants. They had to go home then, but we went to walmart! Grandma said we could look anywhere in the store for 2 things and she would pay for it only if it wasn't over $20. I went to the toys with my cousin Maxie (5)and then I thought, why don't I bring a little childhood to these years? Just then Maxie anonnced she had to go pee. I said she would have to hold it. I bought something named, "20 cube". I then went to the electroincs. I bought this cool dvd player for on the go. then Maxie and I had to with mom. mom said to put this pants on Maxie wihle she chose my outfit. just when mom left Maxie said he had to pee more than ever. sHe was crossing her legs and said she couldn't leave the dressing room. I let her pee in there.
***END OF PART 1***
Sorry! gotta go! Adoios amigos!
Working Gal Lizzy
Hey all, I'm back because boy do I have a story for you all. This one happened just this past weekend on Sunday night. Last week on Thursday through Sunday my boyfriend and I finally took our long awaited trip to sunny Las Vegas! We both had a fantastic time seeing all of the beautiful sites, hotels, and of course doing a little gambling :-). Now if you've read my past accounts you'll know I am very shy about taking dumps in places outside of my own home and I had a feeling that would be a problem on our trip. I tried my best not to pig out too much but I'd say we both had our fair share of fantastic eating, after all that is one of the best parts of going on vacation right? He bought me a delicious dinner in the Cheesecake Factory at Caesar's Palace our first evening there. It was sooo romantic.
The days went by all too fast and it was time to go back on Sunday afternoon. Aside from trying to force myself to poop on that Saturday morning while waiting for my shower to warm up I had not had any emptying of my bowels since Wednesday night and even then I only managed to let out a few small pebbles after some serious pushing. Thankfully I was not feeling any pain or anything like that in my ???? and felt fine still. We got off the plane Sunday night and had one last dinner together at the airport and then went to pick up my car from the extended parking lot (he doesn't have his own car). Soon after I dropped him off at home and began heading back to my house I got the urge I had been waiting so very long for. I could feel motion deep in my guts that signaled that I would soon have one humongous shit. As I drove the feeling got stronger and stronger at a very fast pace. I was dying to get home and relieve myself of four days of good eating in my own toilet.
After what felt like forever and a day I made it back. I threw my bags on the floor in my room and took off my jacket and made my way across the hall into the bathroom. As soon as I closed the door behind me I began undoing my belt buckle, I was so desperate by then. I pulled my jeans and undies down all the way and took my seat. It took a big push to get the gigantic turd moving like it usually does. And as I also usually do when I am having a big BM I opened my legs and watched it slowly coming out of me. It was incredibly hard and stretched me out big time to the point where it hurt a little. When it was all the way out it made a very slight splash when it fell into the bowl. I sighed a big breath of relief as I could feel my butthole shrinking back to its normal size after a getting a serious workout, I felt so much better. I then peed a long torrent for a good 30 seconds which also felt great ^_^. There was really no smell to it.
I stood up to wipe and admire my work. When I looked down I could see my creation lying at the bottom of the bowl. It was very dark brown, short and fat probably about 5 inches. It was kinda knobby at the front and smoother the rest of the way. I wiped my backside and could see small blood streaks on the paper and a little bit of brown. It was a clean one. Hope you all enjoyed my story as much as I love reading your stuff. Bye bye for now!Ucgenie
James, loved your story and your payback was great. Keep the stories coming. How old were you?oldpoop
Good afternoon--cool here. I got up about 6 and soon had to poop; I took the mirror and watched as I did it. I had to push fairly hard at first, and with some effort a dark knobby turd began to show. Slowly it eased out, long and thick; felt excellent. Finally it dropped, and a much smaller one immediately after it. I wiped, got a thick dab of dark brown poop, folded the paper, wiped again and got much less; got another set of toilet paper, wiped and had very little on it. Then I folded that, put some Noxzema on it, wiped again and thrust my finger up my anus for deep cleansing. When I got up, my long turd had curled like a large U, sort of across the hole. I flushed--and it wouldn't go down! It got caught or wedged into the hole, even though it broke in half. I had to re-flush to get it down--most unusual. Nice big b.m. This afternoon I went to a big department store to get something which, as it happens, they don't carry any more. I needed to go again, so I went into their bathroom, which has nice reflective tile behind the toilets. There are only two, so I took the first one, sat down, and dropped another nice big turd, not as long as this morning, but still firm, large, and dark. Unfortunately, it went straight down into the hole, leaving only about 3 inches visible. A man came into the neighboring stall, and I was able to see dimly in the tile as he sat, well forward. After a minute or two I saw a dark shape beneath his bottom; it lengthened somewhat, then broke off and fell in with a loud plunk! He did four more hard, mostly round turds that dropped in with hefty splashes, then wiped, flushed, and left. I left my turd in the toilet.
Happy pooping, everyone!
Bob
We ( my partner and myself ) have been reading the posts for a while and we really love this site for the forum it offers. We also would like to ask if anyone can recall movies which have poop scenes.
One such movie I recall is "Im Lauf Der Zeit" by Wim Wenders. The protagonist is driving along a highway and has to poop. Well, the scene has him squatting on snow-covered ground and the yellow turd comes out and settles on the white snow.Then he wipes and finishes up. A natural act,depicted with great finesse.
Thanks, and with best wishes to everyone.@$$
Once i slept over at my girlfriend's house and when i went to use the bathroom i opened the door and saw her there sitting on the toilet and she let out a loud one. I thought to myself well this is awkward. But to be honest i wasnt that discusted i mean all she was wearing was her bra she had nothing else on. I soon found out that i have a wierd turn on of watching my girlfriend take a sh*t naked and shes ok with it. We're just another odd couple i guess.LoggerMan
This week for some reason I've enjoyed particularly solid firm poos. On Tuesday I went into the toilet when my wife was out and tried different ways but ended up doing it into my hands while standing (I have a problem, that I always pee when pooing, even if I think I've really strained to empty my bladder). This poo kept coming, I ended up with a space rocket in my hands. That was good.
Thursday evening I felt the presence of a log or two, went to the toilet but it was going to take some pushing and straining. So I thought I'd wait till the wife was in bed and then have some fun.
This time I started off by squatting on the floor. This was in the dark because I didn't turn the light on because it overlooks the road and people see shapes. Anyway I changed my mind and decided to go in my hands again. Another big pile, and I kept changing position so I didn't have to strain too much but this one made my bum a bit sore.
At the end I turned and put it into the toilet and switched on the light. Then I saw that there was some of my poo on the floor and I had stepped in it and squashed it. I picked it up and wiped the floor with some toilet paper, then found I had shit on my slippers and unfortunately my slippers have a tread pattern so I had to scrub them and then clean out the tread with a matchstick.
By which time the enjoyment had lapsed.
TTFN
LoggerMan
Mr. Clogs
I haven't posted for sometime, so I decided to post a quick story. This morining desperate to pee with a full bladder of urine, I grabbed my pee cup from my dresser drawer and releived myself into the cup and placed back under my bed, nearly filling the cup almost up to the top of golden piss!
Today I was out shopping in one of those dollar stores, I was looking for a container to pee into. At first I picked up a glass one, but I got to thinking that this container might not hold a lot, so I got this 2 litre water bottle for that purpose. So I can't wait to try it out!
I've have a little survey if any one is interested, all are welcome.
1. Does anyone use a container to for the purpose of peeing/pooping. If so what type of container?
2. How do you position yourself while using the container for the purpose of relieving yourself for example squatting/hovering over, standing, sitting, etc.
3. After you've finished using the containter, what do you do with the container after relieving yourself into, and how do you dispose of your pee/poop?
Hope you all enjoyed my post, take care and have a nice day.
Peace,
Mr. Clogs
James
Here are my answers to Sally's questions.
1) Is your poop normally liquidy? -No
2) When you are feeling sick to your stomach, do you barf, have diarrhea, or both at the same time? -I usually barf, but I have had diarrhea from stomach aches a few times.
3) Have you ever witnessed a friend use the bathroom because they couldn't wait any longer? -Yes. More dumps than pees, and I was the only one with them.
4) is there a food that you eat that you know makes you have diarrhea, yet you eat it anyway? (mine is prunes. I eat one of them, and an hour later i'm on the toilet) -Fast food and pork ribs, but only when I overeat.
5) Can you pee standing up? And if so, do you do so often? -I'm a dude,so yeah
6) Has anybody ever seen you have a BM or pee? If so, was it on purpose? -My friend has seen me pee. Another friend came in on me taking a dump(that's for another post)
7) Do you poop in the ocean? If so, do you take off or pull away your swimsuit, or do you just go in it and clean it off later? -I've pooped in a lake at camp, like Connie, when I was 13. I swam out a little so no one noticed, lifted my legs up and pulled my trunks down under my butt and let'er rip. It felt so cool and refreshing
8) Did you ever have an accident as a child? In 1st grade. Then again when I was about 10 and I didn't want to miss the Simpsons, so I pooped myself and threw away the evidence.
9) (the kind of random one) When was the last time you had diarrhea, and do you know the cause of it? I went to Applebee's and ate too many chicken tenders.
Tim (and Sarah)
Hi everybody. I hope you are all fine, especially our old friends on this site...!
ADRIAN: Nice to see you around quite frequent. I was suprised to hear you just had your first pee in a shower ever. (made me wonder about myself...lol) I have to admit I do it quite often. From my personal point of view I find peeing in the shower even more hygenic than peeing standing at home. In the shower it's all washed away, if you pee standing in the toilets it sprinkles everywhere, no matter how careful yo are (most of it such a fine spray you won't see it in the first place...)But It's a matter of personal taste. I do find though that a pee the shower is a livesaver, when it comes to the problem of peeing with a „morning wood" ( you know what I mean...). Do you manage to go in the toilet with that? Hope it's not a funny question, but I find it difficult to aim then...
PV: Hope you are well, dear! Sorry I never answered last time. By the way, the solution to my little quiz, which got lost last time was the following: You are asked to use the toilet in the British science museum, as they are turning the feces into an energy source which is powering the building with electricity. I thought it was quite fascinating. It was clear to me it's possible, but the way it is handled in the museum is funny. Next time I am in London I'll try to poo there and then watch the lightbulbs I powered. LOL! Let's hear how you are. We miss ya!
Annie, Sarah and Meghan: If you are still around, we would love it to get a line from you. We miss you lots!
Rizzo: Hi my friend. Hope you are fine. Sorry I haven't written in a long time. I miss your posts as well. I have to admit my health wasn't as wonderful as it seemed last year (bad blood results and another round of treatment), but I was sick and tired of even talking about it. This year seems to be rather promising though (knock on wood) and I am in good spirits. Lots of excitement in my life at the moment: I found out in the beginning of the year; I got an 21 year old son!!! I had an affair with an assistant teacher in my last year at school and when she moved away, I lost contact. She married an older guy shortly after and kept her finger's crossed he was the father of her child. As the boy got older, he looked more and more like me, but his mother kept it to herself until her husband passed away. She found me this year and I started to get to know him now. It was love on the first sight. He came to stay with us for the weekend recently and I picked him up from the airport. I suddenly looked into a face of a stranger that looked like my mirror image from 20 years ago. Awkward and touching at the same time. The first thing we did together was going to the toilet (to come back to the topic), as we both had to pee. We both were a bit nervous about meeting for the first time. The strangest things went through my head while we peed in silence. I am ashamed to say, I even for a second was curious to glimpse at his willy to see if we looked alike down there I well- I am proud to say, I did not! I also promise it was the only time I ever thought about looking at my neighbour. It was just an odd situation. When we met on the Friday evening we peed in silence with a modesty urinal between us. When I dropped him off on Monday morning we also used the airport restroom together. We peed standing directly next to each other and chatted. I guess that's a men's way to descibe, we became friends over the WE. LOL. But really, we talked so much; it was just great. He got on well with everyone in the family. Such a nice young man. So far for my news. I haven't heard from you so long. Hope you are fine
Love the old friends and all the best to everyone...
Tim
Taylor
Yalo, Taylor here.
I just had quite a nuce dump. Trust me on this one.
I hadn't been for a few days, and when I don't, they just tend to be chunks, but last Saturday I had a barbeque. And barbeques always make sure I take a nice big shit, because I eat a lot. Well, I got home from school, and head inot the toilet about three minutes after turning my computer on, pull my pants all the way down to my ankle, and take a seat. After three days without a dump, I expected to have to push hard and only get chunks, but I got a nice, shit. Two rather soft turds, without much effort. One was about five inches long and an inch wide, while the first was about seven inches long, and about 1 and a half inches wide.
Cheers. Taylor.
Linda
Hi there everyone. Linda from Australia here again. For the last few days my bowel movements have been very loose. Infact, I haven't had a 'normal' poop for about five days. I usually drop big, thick solid loads that consist of long turds that often hurt my arse. I went camping on the weekend and every time I took a shit, it was small, loose loads. I thought I would get constipated because I ate lots of junk (lots of chips, biscuits, chocolate, coke, meat and no v????s) but I didn't. I got home from camping yesterday about midday and I had a few more loose poos during the day. Then all last night I had sharp pains in my stomach and I got up a few times to do more loose poos. When I got up this morning, I did a big load of more loose poo but not as loose as yesterday. I've done 2 more lots of loose poos but they are slowly becoming more solid.Monday, March 14, 2005
PT
Thought I would tell you all a story that happened about 15 years ago. I am male and went to an outdoor concert at a stadium and had to use the porta potty. They were coed and there was a long line. I really had to urinate and was waiting in line and then finally my turn came. I walked in and I hear this female voice right behind me say " I am going in with you I can't wait" . So as I was urinating into the little urinal this gorgeous girl comes in, sits on the bowl and lets out a litle fart and then she says "Excuse me, but this make take a few minutes. could you not open the door until I am done". So being a gentleman, I wait- she grunts, farts some more, wipes herself, pulls up her jeans, thanks me and then we leave together with applause from the rest of the line as we exit.She went her way and I went mine- I almost asked her out becaue she was so cute, but the situation was way too awkward.
fromt the time i turned 5 until about 9 or 10 anytime i was somewhere with my father for a long periods of time, I would find myself very desperate to pee, because he always thought it was a waste of time to stop somwhere or interupt what you were doing to go pee.
This always happened at church. We would get up and get dressed, and I would go pee. Then we would leave to go out to breakfast, then it was off to sunday school. After sunday school my parents would come find me and it would be time for church. I would always have to pee just a little right after sunday school. By the middle of the service I would be very fidgety. But my father would tell me to sit still. So i would sit still but stick my hand firmly in my crotch. My mother would tell me not to touch myself there. So there i would sit for the last half of the service, my young bladder screaming. I would sit stiff as a board, except when the congregation would stand, all of my focus on holding in my pee. sometimes it was worse than others. When it was the worst it would seem the pastor was never going to stop talking, and my parents would talk to EVERYBODY before they left. At least when it was over I could move around a little bit and sneak in a few quick squeezes on my penis to help. Soon it would be time to finally go home, more than 5 hours since i got up and went pee. It was a half hour ride over bumpy roads, every bump trying to shake my pee out of mee. My bladder felt like it was on fire, any motion at all was painful. My hands would be locked tight to my crotch. When i was really desperate i would loosen my belt and stick my hands in my pants to squeeze my peepee directly. finally i would get home. usually another family would come over who had a boy my age. he usually had to pee really bad to. We would walk into the house, trying not to hold ourselves and as soon as we got to the house we would run to my room. I had bathroom off my room. Finally we would pee into the toilet. If we both had to go very bad we would go together and see who had to go worse and peed the longest. Somehow i never peed my pants on sunday morning, at least not completely. On day i started squirting on my way up the stairs and had a softball wet spot in my crotch. That was the day the the service went extra long. my friend rode home with us that day. we were both rocking back and forth in the seat and squeezing our crotch. we ran to the bathroom, and he told me the pee was coming. he started to cry, when he let go of his dink to pee though, it all gushed out. i fealt bad cuz i have held it a very long time just to pee my pants with relief in sight. that happened when we were about 8. now we are 14 and very good at holding pee.
sometime i'll tell another story about when we were 11 and had a "hold it" contest on a field trip. (bad idea)Hey Amanda how did the oriental style toilet flush?
Billy and Kevin
A couple of weeks ago, we went to visit our grandmother in NYC. She lives near central park. We went to see those gates. We ate breakfast. I was ready do a number 2, but I knew I could wait a few hours. My older brother went into the bathroom. So we went to the park with our little brothers amd two cousins to see the orange gates. They were pretty cool, but i don't see what the big deal was.
We went to a playground. We were playing tag and playing on stuff for about an hour and a half. Our little brother said he needed to go to the bathroom. There is a bathroom about 10 minutes away so we went there. When we got there, it was pretty crowded. Our little cousin and brothers are little to reach the urinals, so they have to use the toilets. I told kev and my cousin that they could go pee and I would take the kids with my. My cousin went ahead and kev and me waited. Just as an old dude was flushing a little kid like 7 came in and said he really had to go. So I let him go ahead. He didn't even close the stall. He sat down and blasted a dookie. He was done in about 10 sec. He got up and left. I took my little brothers into the stall. There was one long turb, about 10 in and 1 in around. Both jeremy and josh peed. Then josh said he needed he need a poop. I asked jeremy and he said he didn't. So I sat down and started to poop. I told josh to sit down too, because there were a lot of other people who were waiting to go. I dropped a long turb, about 12 in and two smaller turds. Josh had diarrhea about 2 days before and took some peptal bismal. He poop was black. he dropped 3 turds. They were black and had corn from dinner in them. kev took the toilet next to mine with our little cousin. They both peed and kev did his poop. he dropped a 18 in one. we wiped and left.
About two later, our little brothers had to pee again. i had to go poo again. So when we got to the bathroom, kev and our cousin billy went to pee. I took my little brothers and cousin mike. they peed and then i sat down. Josh had to poop to, so he sat down. I dropped an 8 in turd and josh dropped two small brown turds. all of our poop had corn in it.Michael explosive diarrhea
Whats up everyone.Yesterday after dinner consisting of hot wings,potatoes,and cilantro chicken I took a nice dump and at 2 in the morning I got a pain in my stomach and had diarrhea. I woke up for school today and had alot of stomach gas. I burped and farted to ease the pain. During 1st hour I got an enormous urge to take a shit and went to the bathroom. There was somebody in a stall taking a piss so I went to the urinal to pretend like I was peeing and when they left I would take a shit. He finally came out but was just standing by the sink and wasn't leaving.I didn't want it to be odvious to my class that i was taking a shit so I went back to class and had to hold it in. I waited another 15 minutes and lied about leaving class so i could take my shit in piece. I went back to the bathroom and the same kid was just standing by the sink. He must have been skipping class and wasn't going to leave so I went back to class and planned on going next period. When 2nd period started I went to the bathroom upstairs and it was empty. I ripped my pants down and took a explosive shit. It was noisy and stunk. There were chunks all in the toilet and a lot of toilet paper. I left the bathroom and left it unflushed for the janitor to take care off. I have one more story to share,about my aunt.
Last year One day my aunt came to our house for a barbeque with my cousins. We were hanging out in my room playing video games and she came downstairs to use my bathroom. She had a vistorias secret magazine under her arm and went into the bathroom and closed the door. I heard her unbutton her jeans and sit on the toilet. I heard a loud"Flomp" and a spash of water. THen a huge torrent of shit like explosive diarrhea being evacuated. I heard her say "Shit"and she asked me for toilet paper. I had forgotten to put some in my bathroom when my mom asked me> I got some from the closet and I opened the door to give it to her. The bathroom stunk so bad like a stink bomb and when she got up off the toilet there was a long slender turd and mushy shit around it. She flushed,put the fan on and went back upstairs.Can somebody tell me what foods cause huge bowel movements like long turds and not diarrhea because i think i have IBS.Thanks and i'll post soon.question
If you're a slim woman but can pass long, thick turds, please tell us some stories!
I'm interested in knowing how much you eat, what's your typical diet, did you surprise anyone with the size of your turds...etc.
Thanks!
princess pee; with new poop stories!
hey guys! Wazzup? got 2 stories!
I had to go pee and so I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathoom and she said "yes" (This is back in 2nd grade). I went in there and peed. I steped out and my friend's friend Angela, then in 3rd, steped in. I have never pooped in a school toilet ( well maybe not on that day of 2nd) and she walked in the stall and started straining. I guess she's openly because she said it was going to stink in there and the stall door was wide open.(!)
on the bus after that adventure, I got this stomach ache and 1 for the head. I had to go to the bathroom, and I was the last one off the bus! Make long story short, Mom asked me a question and I had to say it fast because I was about to go in my pants! then she said,"What?" I said it again and went into the bathroom and locked the door. I came out and she asked again, "What?" I had to answer quickly so she wouldn't be suspisous...........
sorry for the guys who wanted pee stories; I write some later!
***PRINCESS PEE*** @(*_*)@
blindman
Hey Folks--this is my first post here! I love reading this stuff--its very interesting for some odd reason:)
Anyways, I've got a story for all you guys--it was about when I was ten.
I was with my older cousin (her name is Jamie). I had drank a huge amount of orange juice (or was it cherry, can't remember). Anyways, we went to the small park that my neighborhood had at the time. As I sat down on one of the swings--it was just about the only one that wasn't busted by older children--I suddenly had the great urge to take a shit.
"Jamie," I said. "I really need to go to the bathroom."
At that moment I guess she was flerting with some stupid teenager, so she didn't here me.
I repeated what I had said before, but with a little more emotion in my voice--it was getting very uncomfortable sitting there in that small swing, and the swing moving back and foreth slowly didn't help much.
Finally, after I started to get louder, she noticed. "I'm sure the club house will let you use their bathroom," she said stupidly, walking over and waiting for me to get up.
I did, and we hurried off to the club house. At the time the club house, the meeting place for the people that ran the neighborhod, was ran by a very nasty lady named Bonny. Of course, I asked to go to the bathroom. She insisted that the bathroom was "flooded", but I didn't believe it.
So, we ended up running back to my house, which was about two to three blocks away. By that time (as we reached the yard), I had to shit so bad that I could barely stand up. As I crossed the lawn to the steps that lead up to the front door, I suddenly felt a pain shoot up into my stomach. At that moment I farted, quite loudly, for Jamie kind of lagged behind me. I ran up the steps, and reached for the door... Just as another fart brought a large chunk of shit into my pants.
Lets just say that it wasn't pretty. It stunk like, well, like shit and I ended up taking a shower. Not one of my favorite moments.
Well, hope you guys like this one. Keep writing and I'll try too!:)
Mushola
A few days ago I had a humongous amount of poop in two sittings. I woke up at about 8 in the morning with some stomach pain and an urge to poop. Actually the night before my lower abdomin felt hard. The pain wasn't a diarreah pain, it was more of a pre load pain. So immediately I sat on the toilet and quickly came out a foot long hotdog sized piece of poop. So it was 12 inches, hard at beginning, soft but firm for the final 8 inches and light brown. I felt relieved went downstairs at breakfast and watched TV. All of a sudden I had a lot of gas and stomach cramps. I predicted that it would be a huge, mushy, semi- diarreah cowpie. I would be partly right. So I precedded to the toilet. Immediately when I sat poop started coming out, it felt like mushy diarreah but when I looked down it was a soft and formed 7 inch log. But I still felt cramps so I contined to push and out came two 3 inch logs of same consistency. Then a few small soft pieces of poop. And to top it off a glop of mush. Because of the soft consistency of the poop it all sort of connected together to look like a mush pile of huge size covering more than half the toilet. I had to flush a few times to get rid of the pile.
Once nearly a year ago I ate at a fancy chinese resteraunt. All tasted great and when I got home I started to have stomach cramps and farts. I rushed to the bathroom. The moment I sat down I exploded. Very quickly it came out. First some firm stool, then soft but formed and then a humongous mush puddle of god knows what. All this took place within 10 seconds. When I looked in the toilet I could not believe what I saw. A 14 inch formed log and then a 5 inch log and an area of mush that covered the hole bottom of the toilet and was 3 inches high. I flushed many times and wiped alot and left. But for the next two hours I would be running to the bathroom having some mild watery diarreah and eventually ripping farts. The watery diarreah was not continuous for 5 to ten minutes, it was just a quick squirt.
This summer, I had macaroni and cheese for lunch one day. But an hour later I felt a tremendous urge to go to the bathroom and have a long hard log. Boy, I was fooled. I sat on the toilet and bam. Before you could say missisipi the whole toilet was covered in a black diarreah with the consistency of tomato paste and mucous. I could not believe I could shit so much in so little time
Sage
Well my last post was my first and i was under the name (luv2pee) and by the way my name is sage I'm
17 brown hair blue eyes. Well I had this one expeirence when I was
at the airport. And you probly all now how you have to wait in
line and stuff when you get your luggage checked. Today mr and my boyfrind
where going to florida for christams vacation and we had been waiting inline for like 1 hour. I had drank 3 orange juices and 2 cofee's and bye now I really have to pee I was bursting! I held on about a nother 30 more minutes when I tell my boyfriend that I NEED to use the restroom. Ofcourse he tells me to wait because where almost there but I no I caNOT wait another second. I shove my hand up my crotch and am wiggling worund So bad! I no its the end. Then a little squirt comes out I think NO i shove my hand up my crotch harder I'm sweating. Then all of a sudden some man turns around behind me his suitcase wacking me in the stomach when it all comes out. BAM niagra falls in my pants pee just pours down my legs and into my shoes my boyfriend turns around and I just stand there holding up my skirt and pee racing down my legs. But you'll be happy to now me and my boyfriend are now getting married
~:) Sage
Big B
Last night me and my girlfriend where out doing stuff. We got a bite to eat at a resteraut we walked out. About 20 min later she said Baby I have to poop bad. Can we go back to your place? We did and she walked into the john and she asked me if I wanted to watch her. I was astonished I said yes. We got inside the john and she said would you like to take my jeans and thong off. I did. Then I saw the most precious vagina and a nice butt. She sat down and she opened her legs up so I could see and she peed a little bit and then here come the grunts then I heard a crackling sound she pushed out a nice turd and all that followed by 4 more turds and then a nice pee in there. We were talking and all that so. Then she farted and out come a big shadoozi is was HUGE. She said I'm done and said can you wipe my butt for me I did I loved every bit of it. Maybe I can see her do it again.Addy
Hey. I'm 17, fair skinned, strawberry blond hair, green eyes, 5 foot 4, 107 pounds, a good sized chest, and an all A student. I'm also quite athletic, although i don't particularly like most sports.
I normally take a large, loose shit every day, but this month i've just been messed up! the week before last week I had a stomach bug and was having diarrhea everywhere, and when i wasn't having diarrhea i was vomiting my guts out. Then, this week i've been so constipated! all of my shit is finally out, but i have to tell you what happened. I hadn't shit at all in a week and a half! It didn't really bother me until one day i woke up in agony! I tried to shit, but i just couldn't! I went to school, but i felt so sick to my ???? that i had to go home after first period. My parents are both away on a buisness trip so i was alone in the house. I have a little sister, but she went with my parents (she doesn't have school now, for some reason), and an older sister (but she's at college). I tried pooping, tried relaxing, tried pushing, tried pushing on my ????, and i tried massaging it! I was so glad i wasn't at school because i felt so sick to my stomach (like i was going to vomit and have diarrhea at the same time), and yet my ???? hurt because i was constipated. Finally, at 11:30, i decided that (since prunes ALWAYS give me terrible diarrhea) i'd eat some prunes. I know, i just should have taken a laxative, but we didn't have any and i felt to sick to go to the store and get one. So i ate two containers of prunes, and an hour later my stomach hurt more than ever. THe prunes were upsetting my stomach, making the urge to vomit greater than ever, and my bowels were gurgling because the prunes were upsetting them. Suddenly I felt my bowels move slightly, and i ran to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and pushed. Finally, after an hour of pushing, i managed to get out two really large logs. My ???? still hurt, and i pushed one more time, and all of this painful, prune induced diarrhea came out, but amongst it were pieces of hard, rock-like shit. When all of the poop was out of me i felt so much better, but the prunes had made my stomach feel terrible, so i wiped, and then kneeled down infront of the toilet. after 5 minutes i vomited up all of the prunes, and then i felt much better.Carly
hey everyone, its me again, just to remind u black hair with blondehighlithts, blue eyes, skinny, hott, cute, nice butt, ok , im in track, i run 4 by 4 and im in long jump, ok we have to wear these reely short red shorts and a red tank top for our track uniforms, i had to pee all day before the track meet, i was done with 4by 4 and i came in like second, by the time i got to long jump i had to go pee sooooo bad! it was coming out almost literally. i was holding myself off and on and constantly had my legs crossed, after the long jump i couldnt hold it nemore and i just started peeing my shorts, i was peeing, holding myself and soaking my shorts and panties,(white panties). it was so embarrasing, i was soaked and i ran into the locker room!
Artline
For Natureboy...
Any blood out the rear end that looks like blood (ie. is red in colour) is coming from right near the exit hole - tear in skin, haemorrhoids etc. Any blood from problems further up such as bowel cancer or stomach problems will be either "occult" (unable to be seen by the naked eye) or if in large quantities will be black - making the faeces very dark to black. It's black you have to worry about - not red.
Adrian
Stephanie & TK. Enjoyed your post about your latest mutual dump. It sounded fantastic.
BoRay Val. I'm not surprised Nina was farting after holding it in for 5 days. It's a wonder she wasn't constipated into the bargain. Still you got to see her enjoying a good poo. Is it the first time whilst you've known her that she's put off going that long and started cutting the brie? I could be quite wrong but I couldn't help suspecting that it was something she was used to doing and was quite good at.
The Nature Boy Needs ADVICE! I'm sorry to hear about your cousin's illness and the fact that he's passing blood in his vomit. The first thing I would say is try not to panic. My advice would be to get him to see a doctor as soon as possible and if need be referral to a specialist. Despite your family history it doesn't necessarily mean that he's got stomach cancer. The symptoms you describe could point to any one of a number of conditions. However, it's important to get the matter investigated nevertheless.
Adrian. Pleased to see there appears to be another one of us here. I agree that truth is often stranger than fiction.
At the weekend I went to visit an old friend who'd recently suffered from compaction of the bowel and had had to go into hospital in order to get things liberated. Needless to say she was mighty relieved when they got her bowels moving again although they went from being immovable to rather too loose for her liking. She'd been in a lot of pain and her doctor in his wisdom had prescribed her coedine painkillers which had only made a bad situation worse. I'm pleased to say she's much better now.
I've been a bit constipated recently and I think part of the problem is that I've given up chocolate for Lent. When I was having my regular chocolate fix it seemed to keep me regular!
Best wishes to everyone.
Ashley
The other morning I was sitting at the table having breakfast when I farted. I knew it was time to poop. I went to the bathroom and farted again and a semi-firm 6 incher slid out of me, then I went to the bus stop for school. More recently, I had to poop while I was at school. Being a girl in the 8th grade, in wasn't a logical choice to go at school. I held it in the bus ride home. I made it home! I had a mini skirt on and just pulled down my undies and sat on the toilet and let out a 6 incher with a three incher with just a little push.