Janice
I had an embarrassing accident over at a friends this weekend. I was spending the night and we were staying up late eating a bunch of pizza and ice cream and crap. I woke up in the middle of the night with the worst bellyache. I didn't want to bother anyone but my friend must have heard me because she woke up too. She didn't want to wake up her mom but she said she heard eating toothpaste would help a bellyache so she gave me some to eat. It didn't help and I was bawling because of it hurting so bad. So I tried to go to the toilet and nothing would come out so my friend said lay back down and I'll rub your t???y. So she did and after a minute or two a bad cramp hit and I jumped up to run to the toilet but I pooped some in my panties. It was mushy and dark brown but not real runny. Pooping had not given me relief and I had to try to get changed with my belly still hurting really bad. Her mom must have heard me crying and she got up and realized about my bellyache and gave me this nasty tasting pepto stuff. She said to lay down flat on my stomach and in a few minutes the stuff would start to work. But another bad cramp hit and I ran to the toilet and this time i made it and had bad liquid poop almost green colored but at the same time I puked up that pink junk all over the place. After that my friends mom called my mom and told her that I was sick on my stomach and she needed to come get me. I was up and down all night with cramps in my belly and pooping but I was better by the next day. I am wondering what happened because I thought I got sick from eating too much junk. But my friend ate all of the same stuff as I did and she says she did not even have the least bit of a t????ache. Also has pepto ever made anyone else puke? I don't think it could have been food poison because my friend would have got it too. Any ideas?
Michelle
It's been awhile since I've posted any diaherria stories but I've got one today! It's that time of the month for me and my body goes crazy whenever its here.
I woke up this morning feeling fine so I went about my business as usual. Had breakfast, took a shower, dressed and then went out to run some errands. As I was on my way home my stomach started cramping up really bad, but thankfully nothing was on its way out yet. I got into the house and ran to the bathroom where I just about exploded! The whole bowl was filled with shit when I got done. I cleaned up and did some house cleaning. Lunchtime came around and I had a huge sandwich, chips, a bottle of water and some fruit salad.
About an hour passed and I was ready to explode again. I was so busy doing stuff that I really didn't want to stop to use the bathroom so I held it longer....and longer. The pains in my stomach were horrible and I really should've given in to them but other things were more important.
Another hour passed and I was still holding it in. I don't know how I managed it, but I kept trying to think that it would pass. It didn't. I never made it back to the bathroom because I let go in my kitchen. I had on short shorts, a thong and tampon in. The shit ran out of my shorts, down my legs, and piled up on the floor. I couldn't move from where I was standing. Thank god no one else was home at the time! when it was finally over, at least the shitting part, I also had to pee and by that time I could care less where I did so I peed right where I was in the kitchen. My tampon came out to top it all off so by the time I made it upstairs I was a shitty, bloody, pissy mess lol Nice huh?
I got the mess in the kitchen cleaned up as well as myself before anyone got home, but almost had one more accident a little while ago. One of my friends called who I haven't talked to in a few weeks and the urge to go struck me again. I didn't want to get off the phone with her so again I held it for as long as possible. I didn't shit myself this time but I did miss the toilet when I went into the bathroom. Some of the poop landed in the bowl ( i was just in the process of sitting) and the rest landed on the bowl and floor. I only got a little bit on myself from when it splattered.
Hope you enjoy the story! It's time for me to hit the bathroom again!
Diaherria Michelle
It's been awhile since I've posted any diaherria stories but I've got one today! It's that time of the month for me and my body goes crazy whenever its here.
I woke up this morning feeling fine so I went about my business as usual. Had breakfast, took a shower, dressed and then went out to run some errands. As I was on my way home my stomach started cramping up really bad, but thankfully nothing was on its way out yet. I got into the house and ran to the bathroom where I just about exploded! The whole bowl was filled with shit when I got done. I cleaned up and did some house cleaning. Lunchtime came around and I had a huge sandwich, chips, a bottle of water and some fruit salad.
About an hour passed and I was ready to explode again. I was so busy doing stuff that I really didn't want to stop to use the bathroom so I held it longer....and longer. The pains in my stomach were horrible and I really should've given in to them but other things were more important.
Another hour passed and I was still holding it in. I don't know how I managed it, but I kept trying to think that it would pass. It didn't. I never made it back to the bathroom because I let go in my kitchen. I had on short shorts, a thong and tampon in. The shit ran out of my shorts, down my legs, and piled up on the floor. I couldn't move from where I was standing. Thank god no one else was home at the time! when it was finally over, at least the shitting part, I also had to pee and by that time I could care less where I did so I peed right where I was in the kitchen. My tampon came out to top it all off so by the time I made it upstairs I was a shitty, bloody, pissy mess lol Nice huh?
I got the mess in the kitchen cleaned up as well as myself before anyone got home, but almost had one more accident a little while ago. One of my friends called who I haven't talked to in a few weeks and the urge to go struck me again. I didn't want to get off the phone with her so again I held it for as long as possible. I didn't shit myself this time but I did miss the toilet when I went into the bathroom. Some of the poop landed in the bowl ( i was just in the process of sitting) and the rest landed on the bowl and floor. I only got a little bit on myself from when it splattered.
Hope you enjoy the story! It's time for me to hit the bathroom again!
Diaherria Michelleoldpoop
Good morning--hot here. Regrettably, no new sightings or soundings lately; just some good movements here at home. Two days ago my first b.m. was very urgent, shooting out in perhaps two seconds with a loud floomp! After wiping (not much stain on the paper), I got up to see--a single long smooth turd and five shorter ones, all well formed and about an inch thick, medium brown. The long one went from the hole to well up under the front rim, about 13" long measured by a 4" square of toilet paper. The other five shorter ones averaged 4" each, so it was a total of 33" of poop. Someday I'll figure the exit speed in miles per hour.
Someone else voiced my thought--I have to read past all the panty-pooping stories to get to the ones of interest to me. I like to read about normal bowel function--what makes you have a big movement? What turns it different colors (beets--dark red; lots of chocolate--very dark brown, etc.)? What survives the trip through your digestive tract to remain visible in your poop--corn, nuts, lettuce, spinach, carrots, etc.? Also--your experiences with other people, in which you see them go (including seeing the poop come out), hear them go, or talk with them about the experience as they go. For your own movements--Do you eat anything special to encourage your system to make big poops? How big was your biggest? How did it feel coming out? Were you surprised at how it looked when you got up to see? Also--visits to porta-potties or other facilities where previous users did not or could not flush--what did you see there?
Happy pooping, everyone!
littlelover
i love to pee in the shower. does anybody else like to pee in the shower? tell some stories and reasons! also give me some other cool peeing ideas. lol..please?
Duane
I recently took a dump with four girls in the bathroom.
I was at a friend's apartment and we were getting ready to go out dancing. I entered the bathroom to move my bowels and saw that four of my female friends were crowded around the mirror putting on make-up and fixing their hair. I really had to go.
"Can I use the bathroom?" I asked as politely as possible.
"We're busy," one of them said.
"It's an emergency," I said.
The same girl said, "Then just go. We con't care."
I'm sure they thought I just had to pee. But, I simply walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear to my knees and sat. A liud fart and splash later, and the girls all turned and looked at me, horrified.
"You're taking a shit!" Two of them shouted.
"I said it was an emergency," I said. They looked at me another second, then went back to their business, while I finished mine.
"Can you please spray some air freshener," one of them asked, and I did. I dropped a few more loads then was done. I wiped my ass and flushed, then forced my way between them and washed my hands. It was then I realized in my haste that I had not even closed the door, and everyone had seen me taking a shit.
Oh, well.
CARLA
pooping a max of twice a week, sometimes i go up to 2 weeks without going is fine. You should also eat more beef, chicken, and potatoes. To help you shit come out you should put vaseline up you butt.
Um...Whoops
hi everybody, this is my first time posting, i have had quite a few accidents in my life, and i'll post them after i tell you a little about myself, since most people do. my name is Jessica, i'm 17, brunette, green eyes, only 5'1" tall, and pretty skinny(not sure exactly how much I weigh).
Well, the first accident I remember, and i mean the very first one, was when I was 4 years old. I was in a little kid's tee-ball league, and I was standing at one of the bases and suddenly I feel something in the back of my pants, and first thing you know, I'm calling for my dad who's watching the game. He runs out onto the field, I tell him I need to go to the bathroom, and halfway there he asks me if I had an accident...boy was I embarrassed when my older sisters found out.
Second was a couple years later, in first grade. I was simply too scared to ask to use the restroom and ended up wetting my pants.
Another couple years later, in 4th grade, at this time I should have been able to control myself, but I'm always very stubborn. During 4th grade I was playing kickball and it was my turn to kick, as I kicked the ball I lost control of myself and pooped my underpants, then later that year I pooped my pants 2 more times, one because I refused to go in a public bathroom, and the other because my school bus got stuck in traffic during a snow storm on the way home from school.
Another couple years later, when I was going into 6th grade, I didn't know my way around the school, and couldn't find the ladies' room in time. Then later that year I had another wetting accident and pissed my shorts on a bike trip with my family.
A few years later, in 9th grade, I had another accident because I was in a new school and didn't know where the bathrooms were. Then not even a month later I had the mother of all accidents, I crapped on the floor at a sleep over with 3 of my best friends. What happened was we went up to a video store to rent a movie, and they all knew I had to use the restroom, so not only did they take their dear sweet time, but when we got back to my friend's house, they didn't let me go to the bathroom right away, and brought me down to the basement, where we started watching the movie we rented. About halfway through, out of nowhere my 'friends' drag me to the floor,rip off my pants, and press on my stomach. As they were holding me down warm, solid, hardly smelly poop poured out of my butt and onto the floor where the mess was flattened between my butt and the concrete floor. The three of them laughed their heads off, but I started crying and called for my mom to come get me. I haven't spoken to any of them since, but now I have plenty of unpleasant nicknames at my school because they told EVERYONE!
TO POOPY CHICK
id like to hear about pooping in containers
Mel
Another Peeing Story!
This one involves me. Well, my guy friend and I were watching a movie together and all of a sudden I felt that I needed to pee -- badly. So I told him that I had to go and he was like "THE MOVIE IS GETTING GOOD!" but I didn't care. I quickly ran to the girl's room and almost all the stalls were full except one. So I got in, closed the door shut and began to take off my jeans and underwear. I looked at the toilet and saw there was pee in the toilet. I decided to flush it. So I quickly took off my underwear and sat down. No pee was coming out..It was rather strange. So I waited and waited until I heard a girl in the stall next to me sit down. She took off her pants/underwear and began to pee. I heard her pee and it was so loud! I could even smell it. It was so strong and I could hear her go "AHH" so while I was hearing her pee drip on the toilet, I began to pee as well the HUGEST stream ever. I looked between my legs and saw the yellowness just fall on the toilet bowl splashing my butt. And I kept on looking and looking till it stopped after. So I got some toilet paper and wiped REALLY good and some yellow was left over the paper. I finished and looked at my amount of pee. It was so yellow...OMG.. then I flushed and washed my hands..
Anon
Hey Hairy Annie, If you also have a very deep voice it may be a clue to a hormone imbalance - a high testosterone level. Your doctor may be able to help with this.Michelle
i went on the date with that guy last night and well it was quite arousing even though he didn't know anything about it. i did not want to wear a diaper since i was wearing an extremely short skirt so i put on pink floral undies and met him at the restaurant the dinner was great even tthough the chili wass HOT so i drank like 5 glasses of gingerale. on the way home, which is about a 90 min drive and well i had to piss NOW i couldn't help it little warm spurts of pee shot in to my panties. i pulled over and completely pissed my pants. i had to poop to so i thought whawt the heck and filled my panties with soft mushy smelly diarrhea. when i got home i shit my pants again.
(and for anyone who wants to know the guys name is zack, and i have a movie date planned with him next week)Holly
As i said in my first post i pee alot, does anyone else have this problem, if so how do you deal with it?
jml
to poopy chick. constipation stories please.Dave B
Hey Crappy girl :)
You know if you wouldn't mind I'd like to hear some more of your poop stories mostly ones that invovle going to the bathroom to poop not ones where you have accidents. I'd like that a lot ;) I'll be sure to share some more of my stories soon, but nothing too interesting has happened to me.
Jacob G.
Hey Thom - and all the others. I'm glad you remember me. Your classic posts in the early days of this forum are among my favorites. Now and then, I re-read them. Like Daniel, I mainly read the posts these days instead of posting.
I'm in a long-term relationship now and often get to see my partner sitting on the toilet, although I've never had the nerve to tell him about my interests. We both have an open-door policy when we're on the toilet. Sometimes he'll be brushing his teeth while I'm sitting on the toilet and vice-versa. Once, he snuck around the corner and took a picture of me sitting on the toilet. A few weeks later, I did the same to him and he didn't seem to mind. I think my most interesting situation with him happened a few weeks ago. I was in my bedroom putting away laundry when I heard loud grunting noises. I couldn't imagine what it was because I thought he was working on the computer. I ran to the front of the house to find out what was wrong. Instead of seeing him in front of the computer, I saw him sitting on the toilet in the bathroom next to the office. He face was red and he was leaning forward and grunting. He looked up at me with a sad look on his face and said, "It's stuck." I said, "I'll help you by grunting along with you - 1-2-3- push!" and we both started making grunting noises until I heard several plops and saw a look of relief on his face! It was an experience I really enjoyed. The only other recent interesting experience I had was at a campground when some chatty guy in the next stall talked to me the entire time he was on the toilet. Every now and then, his words sounded really strained as he pushed and grunted. I've got to stop now, but will post more when something interesting happens. Jacob G.
Fluidity
Infection,
It is almost certain that you had a bladder infection. It is not uncommen in women. It is much more infrequent in men, but I have had one so I know how terrible the pain is when you must empty your bladder.
I hope you don't have another, but call your doctor immediately if you feel the symptoms.
Flu
Mr. Clogs
Infection: Hi, yeah that sounds scary, it's a good thing that you got that checked out. Hope you get better soon and take care of youself, and to drink water or other nutricous beverages to keep the insides clean.
DNA: Yeah I have had those kind of dreams like that, I could remeber one dream in particular when I was using a chamber pot to handle the call of nature, did a #1 and #2 in the pot!
Poopy Chick: Hi and welcome aboard, as far as stories, I'll be the first to respond. If you got any stories about peeing and/or pooping into container's or strange places or things, please post some. I'm into going to the bathroom in containers and in strange things or places (haven't gotten the nerve to go in strange places). Feel free to look back at my previous posts.
I don't have a story to share, I just wanted to chime in. If I have any of interest, I'll post some. Take care.
Michael M.
Hi. This is my first post and I would like to share a story I have.
My aunt ( who I havn't seen in 6 years) came in to visit from Florida for a week and a half and I thought that this would be a good chance to find out about her pooping habbits. She is a very beautiful woman who is 31 years old. She has neck length strait black hair and she has a great body. She was staying in our guest room and it has a bathroom right across the hall from it. After she got settled in, I began keeping an eye open to see when and how often she pooped. The first two days she only peed as far as I could tell. When I caught her going into the bathroom, I would stand outside the door and listen in. Her 3rd day there was also nothing until that night. That night I had just settled down to play Xbox when I heard her dor squeak open ( my room is a couple rooms down from the guest room she was staying in). I heard the bathroom door shut so I dashed quietly out of my room and outside the door. The first thing I heard was the toilet seat go up, then the rustling of her pajamas as she pulled them down. Then I heard her begin to pee and I also heard her begin turning the pages of a book or magazine (some kind of reading material). Her pee dribbled to a stop and then silence..... for about 2-3 minutes. All I could hear was the occasional turning of a page. Then all of a sudden I heard her drop the magazine to the floor. I bent down to look underneath the door to get a better look. As soon as I looked under the door, her toes began curling in and out and I heard a small ehhh, as he began to push her load out. After another moment of silence, her feet curled in again and I heard her take a small breath and bear down. I could hear her making small straining noises as she pushed hard on the poop and she let out a hard sigh as she caught her breath. She repositioned on the toilet and let out another grunt followed by a KERFLOOP sound of her load hitting the water. Immediately after she let a tight sounding fart that echoed in the toilet. After she let out the fart I heard her quietly say "OH stop it", I guess she didnt like farting so loud at night with people sleeping. She started wiping, I heard her get toilet paper off the roll 3 times and then pull up her pajama pants. I got up from looking under the door cause I knew she was coming out soon. I stood up and before she flushed I heard her say "please go down". She flushed the toilet and I ran to my room. She came out a second later with her reading material so I knew her poop went down. I went back into the bathroom after the toilet quit running to check out any skidmarks and stuff. Surprisingly, there was hardly a scent of poop at all but there were many skidmarks around the bowl. She also put her used toilet paper in the trash can instead of flushing it.
I went back to my room not believing what I had just witnessed. Even though I did not get to see her poop up front, I got to hear her grunt alot and find out what she does on the toilet. I would have never though that a woman as beautiful and perfect as she is would grunt on the toilet, but I guess every beautiful woman grunts pooping sometime. Well, I hope you enjoyed the story, I witnessed her pooping 2 more times that I will post later when I have time. But I do have a few quick questions for you all.
1- How often do you poop and how much effort do you put into it (grunting and straining)?
2- Have you ever been able to hear a pretty woman grunt while she is pooping without her knowing that you are there? ( even if it is just a small ehh or an almost silen sigh)
3- How oftem do you hear other people pooping and grunting/straining/sighing in public restrooms while they are pooping?
4- Do you ever clog the toilet or worry about it being clogged?
Thanks for your imput everyone and thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed reading!
To CARLA
The important things are to avoid constipated poos as you could end up with haemorrhoids, anal fissures ( a tear in the rectum/anus which gets infected) or varicous viens etc.
Have you looked at your diet?
I think you should see a doctor just it case it is more than just constipation.
Do you drink a lot of water?
Try prune juice on an empty stomach first thing in the morning... give it a couple of hours only and try again until you get results.
One thing not mentioned is massage...learn how to do it or much better still if you have a boyfriend get him to do it. Massage moves things along and helps break up the poos.
Being a girl you have the advantage that when you wee you should also try and have a BM at the same time. If nothing happens after a couple of minutes give up and try again.
Have you tried soap up your bottom, make certain it is reasonably soft. I have tried it once with success.
Have you tried to poo in the squat position?
There are also the osmotic type of laxatives that drawer water from your bowels thus making your poo softer and easier to get out. these laxatives are much better than the usual ones around.. I would suggest you see a doctor or chemist about this.
Try a suppository from time to time
Try colonic irrigation... if you had a full and complete clean out you may be much better.
Have you tried yoga.. find a yoga teacher that understands your problem.
I use metamuscil (psyillium) and that softens things up but you need plenty of water. If nothing then happens try a laxative... the occasional use of a laxative will not hurt you, it is just when they are used regularly.
Hope this brings some relief!
Wednesday, July 28, 2005
Lisa
Hi. Never posted before. Here's my shitting my pants story.
I was fourteen. It was Christmas morning, and we all loaded into the car to drive to my grandparents in Vermont. About an eight hour trip. We stopped at a diner that was open for breakfast. My breakfast was very greasy.
Within an hour of getting back on the road, my guts started cramping horribly. I was in extreme pain. I told my Dad I really, really, really needed a bathroom and he said he'd stop as soon as we could. Another half hour went by and not a single rest stop. I couldn't stand it anymore. I told him I couldn't hold it anymore, he had to stop the car. As he started pulling over I lost control and dumped about a gallon of diarrhea in my pants. It was the most horrible thing that ever happened to me.
My brothers started yelling to open the windows. It stank to high heaven. I started crying, I was so mortified. My Dad stoopped the car and I got out and waddled to the side of the road. The gooiest, smelliest, slimiest shit you can imagine was squashed all over my butt, running down my legs. It was disgusting, and I threw up. So, I'm buckled over, my breakfast coming out both ends, the worst position I've ever found myself in.
My Mother pulls out my suitcase and grabs me a clean pair of pants and underpants, a bottle of water, wet wipes and a towel, all of which I thanked my lucky stars we packed. She and I went behind the bushes (in a foot of snow, by the way) and she helped me get my shit-filled pants and underwear off and get cleaned up. We put my soiled clothes and towel in a garbage bag and cleaned myself off with the wet wipes and put on clean underwear and pants.
My bare buns and legs were freezing! I got back in the car and made it to my grandparents without incident. I had more explosive diarrhea when we got there, but made it to the toilet. Afterwards, I took a shower and cleaned my shitty clothes.
My brothers make fun of me about that to this day.Okay, I had a really kind of embarassing peeing experiance theother day. For background, I'm 17 and have a lot of younger brothers that always have to go to the bathroom so there's never a bathroom open! Usually this isn't a problem because I'm usually over at a friend's house and I can go there (I've got lots of friends and I'm not shy around them so it's not something weird for me to ask to go at my friend's houses.) But one day, when all of my friends were busy and all my brothers got sick an were in all the bathrooms I had to go so bad! Now, like I said, I'm not shy around my friends, but I can't bring myself to pee out in the backyard. But that day, I had no choice. I was watching tv, and I already had to go really bad. But, since it was a boring show, I was able to take moments to shift potsitions and not worry about missing anything. I finally wound up sitting on my knee with my heel pressed against my pee hole. Very uncomfertable, but it kept the pee in, none the less. But even that started to not work after a while. I was bouncing up and down holding myself and trying as hard as i could to hold it in. Finally, I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a big glass and ran back up to my room. I was dancing frantically, trying to hold in my pee while I took off my pants. Finally I was able to get off my underwear and squat over the cup. I was still peeing full-force when the cup was at the brim. I held my pee hole and pulled my pants back on before darting to the backyard. I frantically looked around for a place to go but found no hiding place from the neighbors, or any place that I was comfertable going. Finally I ran over to a giant hedge that, it was romoured, had spiders and stuff in it. But right now I was to desperate to care. I yanked off my pants and squatted down behind the hedge and let all my pee out. It was still full-force, even after peeing in teh cup, and I felt so good! I was saying to myself, "Ohhh yeah......ohhh yeah...that's right, ohhh......mmmmm.....yeahhhhhh......ahhhh......oh, sweet releif.......yeah......that's right, that's how I like it........mmmmmmhhhhhmmmmm............keep it coming.......ohhhhh yeah..........ohmigod this feels so good........." and stuff like that because it felt so good to go! I don't think I've ever been more desperate! I thought my mom would catch me but she never did! Lucky me, she'd kill me if she knew! Well, I guess I'll continue reading other people's stories. Bye!
Angela
Hi everybody, I love this site, I'm glad that I finally have a place to tell my stories! I'll start off with one, since it's pretty late, and I am tired.
First off, let me say that I am 17 years old, have dirty blonde hair, 5'5" tall, and am quite petite. I have always had an interest in peeing and pooping, and have been known to have accidents, but a lot of those were just me either being lazy, or staging an accident(bot some of them were genuine accidents!).
My first story:
A couple weeks ago, I went to the movies alone, since it was a lazy summer day, most of my friends had summer jobs, and I got bored. So when I went to go see the movie, there was nobody there because I live in a pretty small town, and the theatre isn't very good. So halfway through the movie I realized I had to use the bathroom, but since nobody was in the theatre except me, I decided nobody would care if I went in my panties. So I stood up, and pushed until a solid mound of poop was in my panties, and soon I had to pee as well, but not as badly. So I sat back down, enjoying my own mound of poop, and after half an hour or so, I stood up and started to pee my pants. My pee ran down the aisle all the way to the front. When the movie was over I looked at my seat and realized it was stained. Then I went out to my car, pulled out a newspaper I had in there for just such an occasion, and sat on it on my way home. I threw away my underwear, but washed my jeans, they were dark blue so the stain isn't really visible.
I hope you all enjoy this story, I have plenty more, and will probably have quite a few more to come.