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me and my girlfriend, katlin, was trying to make out in the park the other day at night time, until she said that she had to go and do a big dump... because she told me that her butthole was starting to feeling like it was going to open... so i drove her around and see if theres any public washrooms or something she could use.. but there was nothing she could go... she was really desperate..... so we just went back to the park and try to find a bush... she told me to hurry because she told me that shes already pooping and could feel that her poop was touching her underwear.... we couldnt any, so as we went back to the car, she told me that shes going to be doing it in the car, so she sprinted to the car, and went to the back seat, she quickly asked me if she could open the door, then sit on the edge of the back seat and stick her but out and poop that way, i told her fine, but hurry..
she kept pooping and relaxing, until i told her that i saw a guy that was around 2 minutes away from us, so she tried to stop as much as can and got her poop in the car and just starting to keep pooping on top of the car seat, when she did that, i put a blanket on top of her so no one could see her.. i told her that i have to drive the car a little bit until she was done or else we seem kind of weird, or at least i was going to be looking really sispiciouce and weird. she said fine, but she told me to drive slow at first so she can gain control...
after she was done, she told me and i quickly gaved her a plastic bag that i had found laying wound the front seat, and i told her to put her very hard long log in it..... after we found a garbag bin, we just went to through that in there and just quickly drive away.........
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hi everybody, this is the third post that i had made since today.... and i still have a good one that i wanted to share....
this happened last summer, when both me and my girlfriend, katlin, just turned 19, and we wanted to celebrate it in a very special way for it.... so in the next couple of days, i went to made a few reservations, and i told katlin that i had rented a small but cozy cabin up in the mountain somewhere around the upper area... when we got there, both of us was sooo excited to see the cabin......
but then katlin realised that she kind of needed to pee. but she ignored it because it was just a small one.. then while we were looking around the place while unpacking our stuffs, she kept feeling the urges to pee, but on top of that, she also thinks that she also needed to poop too... and she just remembered that she was constipated for quite a while before we got here, so she thinks that the poop is probably going to be pretty hard instead of being soft...
then she decided to tell me that she needs to go to the washroom. when she told me that she needed to take a wee wee and poop, but i told her that i forgot to tell her that the toilet in there is pretty much clugged by something... so its broken right now. that had putten more pressure in her stomach when i told her that.. so she said that since we're in the mountain and there's a lot of trees around here, she asked me do i think its alright if she can go to the washroom there?
i told her yeah, probably its okay..... since the closest place where there going to be people around is like, 2 miles from there..... but she thinks that the more she waits, the more desperate shes going to be, so she told me that she will go now.. but she said that she kind of wanted me to go with her shes afraid to get lost.. so i just went with her just so she'll feel safe...
when we walked for about 2 minutes from the cabin, she said that this is enough... and told me to wait for her while she takes a dump and a piss....... when she peed, she was peeing sooooooooooo loud that i think its just about the loudest pee i have ever heard her do......
but when she started to get ready for poo, after 5minutes, she said that her poo is at the edge of the butt hole but it just wouldnt budge... she kept groaning and rubbing her stomach.. but it just didnt work.... i think she's spended over 10minutes trying to poop, but she failed to do so. so since she couldnt do it, we just went back to the cabin...
when we got back, we have no idea what to do that day, except that maybe we should just go to sleep early..... even though theres still a bit of blue light left, so we decided to sleep later on..... for the whole day, katlin kept moaning..... she then said that she thinks that its moving and its almost ready to get out..
but since this is sort of like, our only time out together alone, she thought that she might as well make me enjoy it, since i wasnt really having as much fun as i thought it would be......... so she tried to cheer me up, but no luck because she's really concentraded on her poop... but she said that she doesnt want to go out now because its sooooo dark... but she kept saying that she needed to go so badly...
we kept thinking of a place where she can poop in, we've been thinking for over 30minutes, but apprently, we ended up with nothing... she kept telling me that shes soooooo needed to take a dump, that she think she may have to just do it right where she's standing and just let it rip... but she still doesnt want to do that.....
well, she said that since theres nothing to take a dump in, she said that she might as well go poop on the floor or something.. but she then said that she can wait longer to be sure that i cant find anything for her to poop in, because she kept saying that shes very desperate...... so i kept looking, but i still ended up with nothing.... i told her that if she doesnt want to help me clean up the mess she'll make on the floor later on, well i told her that she might as well go into the woods to do it....
katlin then said fine, she'll go out to do it. i asked her to wait for me in the living room, but before we got out, she said: "hurry up, i have to poop soo bad that im about to rip.." and she wasnt kidding around, because right after i got to the living room, she accidently let out a very big fart.... then after the big fart, the poop started to come out of her bottem, she was using all her stregth to push it back in.. now part of the poop is in her butt.. she said that she cant walk there in time and she also said that shes already going to poop in her pants.
then she accidently farted another one out, and the poop just started to come out of her butt cheeks.... she quickly just pulled down her pants and just let it rip.... while she's pooping, she tried to stop it with her underwear so she can try and go outside in the front of the cabin, but she only slowed it down, so she just quickly crawled to the front, but when she just about to reach the front door, she just farted one more time, and this time, its the noisiest... and right after she let that one rip, she just lost control... so she just pulled down her underwear and just pooped on the floor....
while shes pooping, she just kept farting very loud and stinky... then she started to feel the urge to pee too... so she had to stop pooping so she can gain contorl of her pee. but she couldnt stop the poop, but after 10 seconds later, her poop just starting to become soft and then right after that one was done, she quickly ran out the door while still pushing for the poop, then right after she got out, she started crying, and have big waves of dierriah coming out her butt and started peeing everywhere...... it lasted over 4 minutes before it was over...
she kept crying and crying because she just did something what a little 5 year olds would do... after that was over, we jsut cleaned everything up, then we just went to sleep...... and in the next morning, we just left that place right after we got packed up everything..
hi, i think this is my second posts that i had put up since today... so i guess i dont have to introduce myself then.... i also forgot to mention something about my girlfriend... okay, she's 5"5, 19 years old, shes kind of slim(around 112lbs), blonde strawberry type of hair, blue eyes, and she usually wearing a very small skirt thats sooo small that u can actually see a bit of her underwear in the front area..
anyway, this had happen just about a week ago actually. i should start the story now.......
when me and my girlfriend was done watching a movie at the movies theater, and it was pretty dark when we got out of the theater we started to walk back to my place. and since i live across the other side from the theater, we decided to cut through the park instead, since it can take us all the way near to my place if we go through there, and it seems a lot shorter when we walk through that instead of the sidewalk.
anyway, when we got to the park, we were walking very quietly, until about halfway through the park. then my girlfriend had said that she think she had ate too much junk food, and then her stomach started to growl so loud that even i can hear it... and she thinks that maybe that it will go away in the next 5 minutes or so.. it did go away after a little while longer than she thought. but after it had gone away, she was kind of gald because she didnt want to go in the bushes that was near us........
anyways, when we were about done walking 3/4 of the way through the park, she said that the pain's back and this time, its even worse. she told me that she thinks that she cant make it because right now, she can barely move at all, and it will take about 10-20 more minutes before we could actually get to my place... but she said that if we get to my place, she thinks that she might already did have an accident and she didnt want that to happen..
so she asked me if i could find her a place that has a lot of bushes for her to hide while going to do her bisnuess. i said okay... but when i looked around, i only see a few small bushes, but even if she gets low, she still going to be noticeable and pretty pridictable if anyone sees her go down there.... so she said that she might as well hold it.. when we like, a few minutes until we can get out of the park, she said that she cant go any farther because shes just about to explode in her very short skirt.. and worse of all, shes wearing her best one, and it costed a lot of money too...
then she kept begging me to stop and look for a bush or anything that she can hide behide where she can explode.... well, i told her that there is a big bush that i have saw a few days ago while going through the park, but it was like a minute walk from where we were at.. she said that she dont think she can walk anymore, unless if she wanted to have her favorite skirt all ruined.. but she said she'll try because shes soooooooooooooo desperate..
when we got there, she told me to go there and make sure if there's no one around there.. i checked and told her there wasnt anyone in the area. so she begins to walk to that bush, but she thinks shes going exlode now..... so then right before she had reached the bush, she had told me: "oh~~~no. im~~~going~~~~~~~~~~to." after she said that in an breaking voice, she just tooked off her skirt and underwear then tossed it to me, thne started to exlode while she was half naked and she was also standing up. she said that she was soo relaxed that she think she'll just do it there...her poop was actually very hard and solid.
she kept moaning and moaning... until i saw a person coming, and he was like, a minute away from us. and since it was dark, he cant really see us yet... but when i told her, she managed to stop the poop from coming out even more, but its still coming out, but in a very, very slowly speed, and she had to carry the poop that was hanging down to her knees right now to the bush so he cant see her... when she got behind the bush, i asked her if she can hold on to the poop and wait till that guy has gone away, she said she'll try. but, then she told that the weight of her poop made her needed to start to go even more.. but she knows that she cant stop it anymore if she lets go... and she doesnt want the person see her doing it.. because there was a clear spot underneath the bush, and she doesnt want the guy to suspect something is going on over here...
so we waited for him to leave, but then she said that she needs to pee now too... the she told me: "oh, no, im need to pee very badly now too, and i dont think ill beable to hold it anymore." she was trying to not pee, but her urge to pee made her loose more control over her poop.. so her poop starting to move. but since she doesn want to let the guy see the poop, she needs to pee, but she knows that if she pees, she might let go of her poop.....
she's very desperate that she nearly doesnt care now... we waited for a few more minutes before that guy had left.. when i told her he's gone, she told me that her poop suddently just stopped by itself.. now its hanging on her buttcheeks without having to really hold onto it.. when she told me that her poop was just hanging there and wouldnt budge at all... but then, she started to pee everywhere onto the grass because she was toooooooooooooo desperate... but when she was done peeing, her poop was still hanging by itself... we waited for over 10 minutes, and the poop still havent budge, and it was unconfortable for her because its still hanging down all the way to her knees....
then she wanted me to rub her stomach for her just to see if it works.. when i did what she wants me to do, she moaned and moaned, and she starting to feel that her poop is starting to move. but very slowly. then all the sudden, i saw a 2 people coming again, and each of them is coming from both sides... and she said that right now, she thinks she cant stop it anymore... but she still tried to stop it but it just coming... since it was kind of dark, we guessed that they will not notice it..
we were right... excetp that one of them think that there something that smells very bad........ then they both just ran off, because they cant stand the smell........ good thing too, because she said that she thinks the poop is coming out a bit faster.... then it came out faster, and when she was done, we decided to get out of there before anyone had seen that pile of poop... i think it smells sooooo bad that even the flies is coming very fast...
but right before we had left, she just said: "oh, no, im still going and this time, its, its!!!!" she opened her butt and big waves of dierriah came out and it just sprayed all on the ground....... then she started to throw up from part of the junk food that she was eating earlier.. its lucky for her that she wasnt wearing the skirt and underwears wasnt dirty..
after that had happened, she was kind of emberessed, she was also glad that i was there to help her out, and being sooo understanding...
hey, this is me again... i had posted a lot today.. but if u havent heard of me yet, youll probably will very soon.
my story's about my girlfriend, katlin, when she and i first started dating around 6 years ago, when we were both 14.... also that when she was younger, she has a very nasty mind, thats the reason why i like her...... and also when shes that age, she doesnt like using the toilet, she usually just tried to find places and just poop there, then cleaned it up before anyone else notices....
ill start the story now, but dont forget, this one's going to be when we were still 14 years old.
anyways, one afternoon in the summer time, when my parents had called me and said that they will be out working for most of the night, and a little while tomorrow, so they wont be back till tomorrow night.... so since they wont be back till tomorrow night, i had invited katlin to sleep over at my place. so she came over and we have no idea what to do...
so all we did was watching tv all day(we're tv freaks)... i think we watched until past 10pm so now outside is pretty dark. she was feeling that she needs to go to poop very soon, since she knows that i like watching girls poop on the internet, she was telling me that she needs to go to the poop now, and asked me if i wanted to watch me do it?? well, she knows that i cant resist that offer, so i still said yes (i know, im "SICK" and disgusting when i was younger)...
well, she told me that she prefers to be more desperate so her poop would come out more faster.... then after we waited a while.. and told me that she's ready... she was in the living room watching T.V. while waiting for me to get some old newspaper that my parents dont read anymore..... when i got back with the old newspaper, i had put those news papers on the floors for her to poop on so we can throw away the evidence after we're done...
after i was done, she was getting ready. she pulled down her pants and got out of it... and then she was throwing her underwear on the ground, now she's have naked, she had told me that way she'll be more relaxed while doing this... she first just layed on the ground, watching TV, and was waiting for herself to be as desperate as she can be... i was kind of staring at her butt while she's watching Tv. then after an hour, she told me that she was very desperate now.... so she told me to get ready....
then after both of us was ready, she started to stand up and starting to open her butt... but when she had done that, she farted very loud, then that causes to poop..... she was trying to control her pooping, but she told me that the weight of her pooping and it was sooo relaxing, that it is making her going faster.. then, she started to have the urge to pee.. she knows that she has to stop pooping because while she's pooping, she usually dont have controls over another body... so she tries to close her buttcheeks and stop that pooping.. she only slowed it down...
she knows that she has to make it to the toilet when she pees or else she'll burst there..... so she tries to walk to the washroom, her poop just kept going... then after around 10 seconds, she lost control and just starting to let out a few drops... she told me that since shes pooping in front of me, she said that she doesnt care if i watch her pee too... so after 2 more seconds, she just kept pooping onto the ground while shes peeing on the ground.... her pee lasted over 4 minutes... doesnt know that she was that desperate.... but her poop just kept going... she told me that she has to stop because she doesnt know how to clean up that much poop...
so since she already stopped peeing, she tried to stop the pooping, she did...... and i told her to stay like that while i get a box for her to keep going into so i can dump it in the toilet or bury it before everyone's up from bed..... she told me to hurry up because her poop is starting very slowly....
when i got it, she just started pooping while she started to carry the poop into the box... when she did that, she just leand to the box and kept pooping.. she kept pooping for over 20minutes until she was done with it.... she looked at it, and it seems like that it was around over 10 meters far.......... and 3.5-4cm wide in diameter....
when she was done, she went to bury the poop, and i went to clean up to pee on the floor..... and in the morning, she told me that she has to pee very badly.... i asked her if she can wait? but she refused because she already have to pee... so she just dont care anymore and she just let it rip on her bed..... i soon had to wash that before the pee had become pee stains.... she apologized to me a lot about that and i still told her it was okay....... because i didnt really care, just as long as my parents doesnt suspects anything or know about this.....
i have a story that had happened around 10 days ago..
when me and my girlfriend, katlin, was going on a date at 7pm, so we decided to go to a pizza place we used to go.. we loved it there.. anyway, after we were done, i think the time was around close to 9pm. so i suggested to take her home. then she asked me if i could stay over to her place.. i said sure, since its only 30minute walk from there... so while i was taking katlin home, she said that she's starting to have a t????y ache, then she thinks that maybe its the pizza that she ate earlier... and she also thought that maybe that she might need to go to the washroom very soon..... but she said that maybe she might feel better in the next few minutes or so....
so after 15minutes had gone by, she started to feel even more stomach pains, then she said that she had to stop... i asked her if she's okay. she said that she was afraid that she's not going to make it. because she also said that she feels like her accident's coming very soon.. well, i suggested to her that if she's that desperate, then we could walk for another 5 minutes, then we can see a pretty big park that has a lot of big bushes that she can go into... she agreed because she knows that she cant really make it without messing her jeans....
as we entered the park, she told me to look around to see if theres anyone thats still in the park... i searched around and didnt see anyone here besides both of us.... she said good, and asked me where was the bushes. i told her that it was in back of the park, which is like a minute walk from there..... so she told me to walk with her in a faster step because she can already feeling the pressure coming into her butthole.... when we got there, she told me to be the look out just incase if theres anyone coming...
as she gotten into the bushes, she pulled down her pants and underwear, and just let it rip..... she was pooping out pretty solid type of poop... she was sooo relifed to push that out..... she kept pushing but halfway, she told me that her poop is not moving at all.. it was just hanging there.. she kept pushing, but it just wouldnt budge..... when i looked at the time, it was already been 20minutes since they had left the pizaa place... so its around 9:20pm that time... i asked her if she knows how long she's going to take.. she told me that she has no idea. but she did say that her poop's weight was kind of comfortable, when its just hanging there by itself, because her poop is around 20cms so far, so its already touching the grass...
she knows that shes taking a long time to poop, so she apologized for this.. but as soon as she apologized, i saw a guy coming... i told her that i was someone coming, she told me to either stall him as long as i can so she can finish or she just have to just try to get up with the poop, and put the unfinished poop into her underwear and pants...
so i told her to quickly to do the 2 idea while i stall him.. good thing that he was an frienly fellow, because he was kind a big guy for his age...but the bad part was that he was an hobo.. all we talked was lovely day isnt it, and all of those other junks while katlin is trying to do it... she asked herself that which is better, letting a stranger see you with a poop sticking out of her butt, or messing up the underwear and reduce the chances of humiliation.......
she had chosened the 2nd idea, and quickly tried lift up her poop that was still hanging on her butthole, and put it into her underwear... then she pulled up her poop-filled underwear, and jeans. after that she has to prepare her best poop-filled underwear walking face, and got up.. after that she came coming to me, walking funny, and ask me where have i gone and stuff...... and told me to say goodbye and good night with this guy because we're leaving, and at the end, i gaved him a few change that i had with me so he would think we're just a could and nothings going on(even though she still have her poop still hanging on her butthol......
after 30 seconds, when i think that hobo had left, katlin said to me: "thank god.". she said that she dont think that poop is going to start moving... so i asked her what was the last time she went to the washroom and do #2, and she told me that it was 2 weeks ago.. so thats how i figured out that maybe she's constipated.... after a little while shes starting to get scared.... because shes afraid that if we start to go now, her poop might start moving when we're almost there, but if we stayed there any longer, someone might see her with her poop hanging from her butthole...
so since she knows that her underwear is dirty because of her poop stain, she said that we should just probably just head home.... i agreed with her, we had started moving again... after a little while, she was surpised because her poop is still hanging on her butthole when we managed to travled all the way to in front of her apartment..
when we got there, she gaved me the keys and asked me to help her unlock the doors for her. after we got there, she just pulled down her underwear, see how much stain there was.. but there wasnt much stain on it at all because her poop was pretty dry when it was coming out of her butthole.... so she decided to go to the washroom.. when she got to the washroom and onto the toilet, she started to push as hard as she can.. but no matter how long it tooked, she told me that it just wouldnt budge...
then after a little while, she did say that her poop was still dry, so she asked me if its okay if she just watch some tv with me with the dry poop still sticking out, until she feels like she needs to go again and just let it rip there without her underwear on. i said yes, so i help her go.... after like, what seems to be half an hour or so of T.V., she said that her stomach is starting to make noises again... she thinks thats the sign that she was ready to go...
so before she start to try and push, she asked me if i was sure to let her poop in front of me. well, i told her that i prefer her to do it in the toilet... she said fine, but she told me that if she does that by herself, on the way there, her poop is going on the floor before she reaches the toilet... so i again, agreed to help her... i aske how can i help, she asked me if i could carry her and try to get to the toilet, i said okay...
so just as i was carrying her, she can feel that her poop is starting drop.... so she told me to hurry because her poop is going fast and it was nearly touching the ground... i managed to get her onto the toilet but her poop was another story......
when she was there, she told me that she just cant do it anymore, and she just let it rip without going on the toilet..... i watched her poop for over 4 minutes, until she was done.... after i helped her clean up the mess, we went to watch some TV. and after a little while, she said that she needs to pee too... but she said that shes getting too desperate now.. so she just let it rip there....
her hot jet was spraying everywhere uncontrolable in the living room... after 3 minutes, she was done peeing... now her apartment has tones of her pee all over it..... then after i helped her cleaned up, again, she apologized to me and told me that i could leave if i wanted to........... so i made an excuse to her saything that i had to go do somthing first, so i just left and told her that ill talk to her tomorrow....
THE END
Holly
nitecruzr:
i once had a yellow jacket incedent
I was walking along minding my own bisness when i had to pee
beeing a non-pee-shy 17-yr-old i just looked around squatted and went.
At once i felt an itch on my bare ass, i thought "oh shit [witch made me remember that i haddend taken a shit for three days and realy had to go] I just sat on an ants nest"
But i figured that my needs were more emportant then an ants nest
But then as i started to unload i felt a seris of stings as if the boss had just given the order.
I yelped and ran with out pulling up my panties let alone my jeans, right into a park
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dont worry about it
charlie- sweetie, just hog tie him and take him to the bathroom with you and take a dump. id he doesnt get the hint by then he's hopeless.
Tara K.- you think its hot for girls to have accidents? maybe we should talk.
I would really like to become closer to some of you besides on the board. this is the only place i can find people as accepting as i am.DNA
Quick story about the first time I shit my panties on purpose. If you go into WalMart they have these huge white granny panties on a rack for 50 cents each, my ex-boyfriend and I always called them "crap-ins" because we were sure no person would acctually wear them and only bought them to shit into then throw them out.
I really had to shit while I was out shopping (like always, I'm convienced its the lights in big chian store or grocery stores that make me have to shit) so i decided to stop and pick up a pair of "crpa-ins" because I had the house to myself. The whole way home I had to really hold on, I usually don't have to hold my shit in because I don't mind going in public. When I got home I went into the basement and took off my clothes and put the "crap-ins" on. I had to pee too and knew it was going to be both, so I put a towel down and stood over it.I tried to shit without squatting but it wasn't going to happen so I squated a little and started to push. I felt a huge one coming out of my ass, it was fairly firm, at this point I strted to pee myslef as well, and it ran mostly right down my leg. Unfortunatley there wasn't much shit to come out and it ended up being an extremly tiny load which didn't seem to want to move out from my buttchecks. So I waddled upstairs and tossed the tiny fat turd into the toilet and took a shower. I was pretty disapointed because I wanted to see what it would be like to have a big load weighing the panties down. Oh well...I haven't tried since then, but maybe sometime soon, we'll see.
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cheryl
well , just yesterday while hiking up to the top of the CT high point of course I had to pee and well that was the way to find the trail register on that tree. what a perfect place to " go to the goddess' ladies room" I thought ! and did I ever too . wow! and so, I first unfastened my belt and then got my lee rider shorts down and then my undies, after exposing my cunt I squatted really low and damn did it ever hiss out like crazy! all that f'in snapple and powerade, like three 32 oz things of it plus some water and even though I had peed at the start of this hike; now it really came out. I felt my cunt just open up like the flood gates to noah's ark and this sissing sound of urine hitting the ground just kept on going for at least a minute before stopping. of course while in the down position I had to finish and get it all out. and so, I began peeing some more in a series of splashes and more splashes and finally about five good hard bladder muscle pushes and I was finished. did not really want to bother burying my paper and so, I just took this oak leaf, wiped my totally wet crotch area and cunt and then, as I was pulling everything up, stared at the huge puddle soaking the ground and the wet rocks.
later on while driving back I stopped along that dirt road, it was now night, hiked out with the flashlight, and of course no one saw me while I did my quickie by my car door. well here I drove on and somewhere around??????? I began to feel the pee urge but just slightly. I looked in the train station but as always there is none and just a platform as they expect you to just wait till you get onto the trains which all have unisex lavs on them. anyway I didn't need to go that bad yet and so I drove on back into ????????? figuring I could easily wait till I got gas somewhere and if desperately needed , could always squat behind the car door along some rural road. and so, having already gone out of my way, I found my way back into ????????, ending up in ????????? along busy ?????????. I passed a hess station but noticed that it appeared to be one of those types where " employees only" on the door behind the clerk's counter is the bathroom! finally on super 7 and ???????by this time my bladder was killing me; but I managed to hold it really good till I got to this shell at ???????. " I know that they have a single use UNI-GIRLS' ROOM!" was what I was saying to myself. " perfect place to unleash the flood gates of my twat and let the pee splash out! and splash it did, as soon as I got there and pulled up to pump the gas, I walked straight in and after asking the clerk, " may I have your restroom key, please, before I get gas? " and he saying " sure ma'am" ; I said "thanks" and quickly walked around to the side. I unlocked the door and making sure it locks behind me[ it did] I walked in and shut it. quickly I put down the seat and took some paper to wipe it even though it was clean; then I unfastened my belt, unbuttoned my shorts and pulled them and my undies down; exposing my twat to pee. then I sat down on that seat and with my twat about 5" back from the front rim and my legs apart in the typical cheryl style; I HEARD THE WATER BEGIN TO RUN if you know what I mean! [especially since this toilet bowl has just a small spot of water about 6" from front rim, which slopes downward into it; I was suprised that it hit the water completely] yeah, all I could hear for the next minute was this awesome kewl sounding "piddle" of a girl who obviously really had to go to the ladies' room and URINATE! ME, SWEETIE! :) LMAO! ^o^ :) actually it was quite loud considering the obvious and it sounded like it had to be at least a 1/4 inch wide by that sound it made for the first minute or probably more. without stopping it then tapered off, but still piddled out noisily into the water completely for the next 45 secs at least before stopping. knowing that I was not finished yet, I just relaxed and after waiting maybe five seconds, I heard more urine piddle out into the water gently for the next 20 secs, making a nice soft sound with the daintiness of a nail polish brush as it softly " painted the water" with more yellow pee! then after again stopping , this time I leaned foward to hopefully get all the rest of that pee out of me and sure enough; a series of 5-6 splashes followed as I pushed out more pee in blasts lasting about 5-10 each. this time I could hear it both piddle into the water and also, quietly hiss up against the front slope as well and I looked down to see if I was actually finshed yet! nope! right then I saw this swirl of water and knew I was still peeing. of course it soon veered back into the water and I could hear it piddle some more. finally, the last splash or two, as I pushed my bladder muscles I heard " splash"! "splash"! " droooop!" and felt no more left in my bladder. I must've been sitting there for 3-1/2 minutes just peeing and peeing, trying to get rid of all that excess water inside me! then I leaned over to my left and grabbed some toilet paper from the dispenser and after taking a whole bunch; proceeded to wipe my twat and then, dropped it between the seat's open front into the bowl before getting up. as I was pulling up first my undies, then my lee rider shorts, while buttoning them up and buckling my belt, I looked at that bowl's water now full of dark golden yellow urine and thought, " I'm suprised there's no foam this time." finally I turned around and with my left hand, flushed that toilet filled with my yellow pee and watched as it went down before washing up and brushing my hair in the mirror. SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE???? WELL NOT EXACTLY! BUT EVEN BARBIE HAS A TOILET IN HER DOLLHOUSE FOR A REASON! LMAO! " YEAH RIIIGHT!"
-cheryl lynne
hey thanks "pee man" and yeah, I had that checked about a year ago and nope I did not have diabetes. but yes I read that someplace online that it is a sign of that. vegetables with a high alkaline content? would that be like asparagus? or maybe lettuce or tomatoes? what I have usually noticed about "pee foam" is that it usually happens when I haven't peed in the longest time and especially after exercising. that and like I often say, especially in the morning or when I am like dehydrated and after drinking some soda, 2 hours later I finally pee. lately, I haven't been getting that much foam anymore; only a little bit like just before. anyway, this time I had not peed in over 4 hrs and drank some coffee earlier and then, some crystal light diet drink. finally feeling the need to pee but not bad , I went to my bathroom and closed the door. then, after lifting the toilet's lid; I first lifted up my new route 66 cargo skirt and pulled down my white undies, holding that skirt up waist high before sitting down. I sat down with my twat exposed and legs slightly apart the way I always pee, and soon heard that tinkle sound of myself peeing into the toilet's clear water for probably the next 35-40 secs or so; meanwhile checking out my newly polished blue nails. I stopped and yeah, could hear the sound of foam sizzling as it obviously was fading fast; soon begining to tinkle some more into the water; this time much more gently for maybe 10 secs. again I stopped, and then, just a little more tinkled out before I was finshed. I took some toilet paper from the roll to my left and after unrolling it with my left hand, held it with my right while using my left to tear some off. I took the wad and wiped my twat, then stuffed it into the toilet bowl's water before getting up. I pulled my undies up first, then turning around to see what I had made, lowered my knee length cargo skirt as I looked into the bowl. the bowl's water was filled with dark, golden yellow pee and had some, but very little foam, just a little bit still clinging to the back and side of the bowl covering about 8% of the water if that. taking my left index fingers, I reached for the flush lever and flushed my pee with that piece of pink toilet paper down, watching as it went down.
cheryl lynne
movie buff
i would love if someone could give the names of movies with scenes of women using the toilet in them... i know a few... if anyone is interested i will post them... thanksDonnie C.
Desparate - No, Paula definitely had the runs. She said it was something she drank the morning of the event.
Hofmeister - Chrissie didn't have an accident at the '82 Open, but the potential was there. She'd gotten food poisoning the night before, tried to get the semi-final match postponed, but the officials refused. So she played, bad stomach and all. Imagine Evert reaching up for a serve and following through in her panties!! Guess what...she beat the crap out of her opponent and went on to win the Open.
Runners' diarrhea is a common problem among marathoners. Go to a Usenet service and do a search on "running" and "diarrhea".VerY
Hey guys -
I'm having a blast with my sister and niece today. Danielle is 20 months old, and starting to look like she might be a great pooper like her aunt. I went to the bathroom and Amy went to change Danielle's diaper on the floor. It's amazing what such a little girl can make. Amy and I chatted while I peed. After I peed, Amy asked me to get up for a second so she could put Danielle's diaper in the toilet. So then I sat back down and while Danielle got a fresh Huggies, I sat and pooped. Danielle came over after her change and gave me a hug, still sitting on the toilet. She's just too sweet to say no to. She was kind of curious about the potty and I told her what I was doing. I told her how she pooped her diaper and I was pooping in the potty. When I was done I let her wave good-bye to everything and she flushed.Graham
Sarah R. I liked your story and I do the same thing with Vaseline. I like Vaseline best because its nice and thick and seems to stay in place while my monster is trying to come out. I tried soap but I found it sometimes makes the inside of my butt sting, and that's not a nice feeling.
Sita. Nice to hear from you again, where have you been? I have had the same thing happen where my poop comes out part way then just stops. I think once or twice I have been able to push it back in because just the tip was sticking out. Most times when this has happened, several inches have been sticking out and I just have to sit there with it hanging. But it does feel nice. Please tell me if you like the feeling too.Pee Man
For all you guys and gals who enjoy a good poop story, I have one that just happened this morning on my way into work. I usualy have to shit twice a day, in the morning after eating Breakfast, and in the Evening after eating Dinner.
I usualy eat Breakfast and Lunch at the cafeteria in my work place, but I had something that had to be done, so I ate at home this morning. After I ate, I got dressed in a hurry, and hopped on my motorcycle and headed to work. About a quarter or third of the way, I really had to take a crap, and I didn't even think I was going to make it to a washroom. Luckily, there was a Speedway station not too far from where my cramps started happening, so I turned off, but as luck would have it, there was some one in there. It was one of these unisex restrooms, and the person in there ahead of me was a girl of about 25 or so. When she finaly came out, I rushed in as fast as I could. I noticed a strong acryd smell in the air as I did, but it didn't last long. I barely got my pants down when my bowels exploded and spewed shit all over the back of the toilet seat, flush box and some on the floor. I was very embarassed. I finished my business, then cleaned up my "mess" as thourghouly as I could. The aroma of that girls urine was completely overpowered by the sofocating stentch of my accident. It took me a total of half an hour to clean up and get myself ready to leave. Luckily there was nobody waiting to get in.
I bought a couple of half litre bottles of water and some snacks, then went on to work.
The Pee Man
Pete (USA)
30 enemas in 8 days & the President died anyway - I was recently in Buffalo, NY and visited the house where Theodore Roosevelt was inaugurated when President McKinley died after being shot 8 days before. The house is now a National Historic Site operated by the National Park Service. While reading some of the medical history of President McKinley's treatment, there was mention that he was given "an enema" after the surgery for his wounds, since he was not moving his bowels.
I searched the web for "President McKinley medical" and found a site that gave a detailed account of President McKinley's medical treatment following the assination. It includes 30 instances when the President was given enemas during the 8 days prior to his death. They included the following types of enemas and whether they were retained or rejected (including volumes): saline; saline with somatose; high enema of Epsom salts, glycerine, and water; sweet oil, soap, and water; nutritive enema of egg, whiskey, and water; high enema of olive oil and castor oil; high enema of soap, water, and ox gall; high enema of soap and water; starch and laudanum enema.
He eventually died of the bullet wounds (it passed through both walls of the stomach and a kidney). The wounds became gangrenous and the gangrene involved his pancreas. His death was directly attributed to the gangrene, but I think the 30 enemas in 8 days could have been a contributing factor.
Thunder From Down Under
To CONSTIPATED BABE: You are a champion and you have a lot of understanding. I have had a couple of similar experiences (all at home) with my partner. I came home one night and she had just got diarrhea, I heard her moaning on the toilet so I went in...she did not want me there but as she became worse she needed me to hold her up and hold the basin she was vomiting in whilst her bum was like a fire hose. I did not hink so much crap could come out of a person. There were many trips to the toilet and it is something you want to do for your parnter.. why be embarrassed.
To DELWAWARE DOOKIE: Enjoy yourself and have pride in shitting. Try a suppository, they are small, easy to insert and will give you no choice but to dump.
To ANJIE: We should all be a bit more like you and your retort was great!
To DONT WORRY ABOUT IT: An integral part of a relationship is to dump in or near each other`s presence. If you are pregnant dumping is important to reduce constipation and haemorroids.
To CHARLIE: Everybody shits... tell your partner. People who will not use public toilets need to be reprogrammed. I use public toilets quite often. I "go" between 0 to 4 times per day and do not have any particular time. As an IBS sufferer it is important to drop a load when the urge hits otherwise possible constipation etc. If I am at a public toilet that might not be too clean etc.. I stand, knees bent a bit with bum over the toilet.. I start puahing and lean forward, as I feel the poo starting to exit I bend my legs further taking me closer to the bowl to avoid a mess... I do not sit or even hover, my bum is probably a foot from the rim...if my poos are runny (not that often) I have to drop closer to the bowl to avoid a mess. There are very few toilets using this method, that I would not use.
As for your day to day situation when you go just keep the door partly open.. maybe call out to him and ask him something unrelated occasionally. If you have one toilet in the bathroom and he is in the shower, providing you can produce the results just run in urgently and sit on the pot and let loose.. but apoligise, saying that it was that or your pants. When he is on the pot sometimes ask him unrelated questions and think of an excuse to quickly enter the bathroom (whilst he is there) and exit quickly. Get him use to the fact by your actions that total privacy cannot be guaranteed. In fact just tell him your views clearly... it is difficult leading that sort of relationship with such constraints. Best of luck.
Eric in Chicago
qwerty: A urinal takes up a lot less space than a toilet stall. Since most of the men who go into a public washroom are going to piss rather than shit (remember that men don't need to wipe after pissing), a bathroom with urinals can serve a lot more men than one with only toilet stalls and use up less space (space costs money).
This can result in bathrooms that serve men well, but women poorly (long lines). Some cities' building codes require extra "facilities" in women's bathrooms in order to even things out. Of course, nowadays most large public facilities have a few unisex single-seaters to handle the parent-with-little-kid-of-the-opposite-sex situation.
Sita
To PRG. Hi PRG. Yes I have same problem but not many times. Last time was about 1 year ago and I remember because it was very nasty experience. I think it happen because poo only ask to come out about 2 times a week and it usually big and hard and take very long time to come out of my bum. But sometimes I get ???? upset and it hurts. Then turd ask very very insistently to come out and I run to go sit on toilet. This time big hard turd come out very quickly but as soon as it all come out I also get huge diarrhea shoot out of my bum. My bum make enormous noise and also wet poo make huge noise hitting toilet. It also nice experience because I feel t????y pain go away but sometimes I have to stay sitting on toilet because I can feel pain come back and I know another diarrhea is coming. Then it not nice because it make my bum hole very very sore and it hurt to wipe. But I think you are same as me, you got unusual pain so you know something bad going to happen and you also got big hard turd inside your bum. Like you say, like big turd is cork. I'm so glad hard turd was there to stop diarrhea coming out before I get to sit on the toilet.
To Sarah R. I also get big big turds. I think they get big and long and hard because they only ask to come out about 2 times a week. So each turd is growing for about 3 days. But I feel sorry for you because you have so much trouble with turd coming out. Maybe you need medicine to make your bum work so you don't have to push. My bum hole like yours too because it sometimes hurt a lot specially after pointy tip of turd has come out and big part is trying to open hole too wide. I really like to know about how to make pain better while turd is coming out and I think I will try soap.
Wednesday, August 10, 2005
delaware dookie duchess
ok u guys last week i wrote a post saying i was going to a 4 day overnight camp and iwas afraid to number 2 with others there... i am sad to say that i held it it for a long time. then when i came home it was hard for me to go because it had been in my colon for so long.
nitecruzr
Hey PRG,
Your story made my hair stand on end (as if). I hate bees and wasps.
I remember using outhouses in Virginia, when I lived there many years ago. Many outhouses included a long stick that you would use to probe under the seat and in corners, looking for nests of those damn things. Wooden outhouses were such a perfect place for them to build their nests. The stick would be hung outside the outhouse, so you could hold it in front of you to swat thru the air, as if that would protect you. LOL.
I learned to piss out side in the bushes.
I remember an old shack filled with discarded lumber and other building materials, that I used to play in with my sisters. One day we were out in the shack, and my sister started screaming. She was being stung repeatedly by those damn things, and when we looked closer we could see that the inside walls of the shack had nests everywhere. We went out thru the door so fast, and never went in there again.
Wasps, hornets, and yellowjackets - three insects that scare the hell out of me.Sarah R.
This is another poop story that really ruined my winter trip to Vermont. All was going well at the begining despite the cold went to my friend Kelly's cabin in the woods with some of my boy-friends and girl-friends. On the first day, we swam in the heated outdoor pool and I made a couple of snowangels, while I was in my bikinis! At night, I ate a lot of food and drank a lot of water and tea which would cost me later. I said to Kelly that the woods are beautiful and that I will wake up early to enjoy the sunrise for some solitude. The morning wasn't cold, and I went out in light clothing. I walked down the woods, enjoying the scenery, but the storm clouds of my bowels would prevent me from enjoying any more. I had to pee very bad and I had a cramp; I was too caught up in walking to use the cabin toilet and I forgot until now. I squatted behind some bushes and peed. My bladder was near the point of exploding with an ocean of piss. All of those drinks I had yesterday was too much for my body to process and so it had to come out like water from a fire hose, spraying loudly all over the snow. It was about a couple of minutes before I was done and lucky for me, I had one piece of tissue to clean myself. I hastly hiked away from all that yellow snow I left, determined to not let bodily functions ruin my morning, but it retaliated. I ignored my cramp for a while, thinking to myself that it was nothing more when it was really a sign I need to take a dump. It came and it came rapidly; I barely was able to pull my pants down before soft, hot poo came out, unknowingly part of it got into my bikini underwear. I shat that creamly load for like five minutes, but I still wasn't done. The poo at the end was hard and big, and so I was groaning as I was forcing that rock out my butt. I gave three loads of poo and some piss onto the snow covered rocks. I had only snowballs to clean up my dirty butt and when I thought my ass was clean, I walked back to the cabin, angry. My friends noticed the poo stain on my bikinis when we changed to swim and they just laughed. I changed into a new stringy bikini and swam around. Everyone seemed to have forgotten my ruined bikinis, and they were happily having water fights. I did too, joining the fight, but however, my body still had a last laugh on me. Out of the blue, a small floating turd came out and the fight stopped. Everyone got out of the pool, disgusted that I defecated and I got so mad, I didn't bother to change and I drove home. I never talked to anyone that was at the cabin anymore. UGH!
Tara K.
To; Marissa
That was a really HOT story, girl I wish I was there to have seen that accident of yours. The more I read your story to more I wanted to read.
THANKS!!! that made my day!dont worry about it
omg! my fiance finally used the toilet in front of me. he told me he had to go, and he went into the bathroom. he walked right back out because it was hot in there. so, being the sweetheart i am, i brought him the fan. theres no outlet in the bathroom, and the closest one was in the spare bedroom. so i tried to bring it in there, but it only reached to the doorway. he kissed my cheek and said that was good enough. so he took off his shirt and pulled his pants to his ankles. the door was wide open! so, i just had to see this. i walked by the door, trying not to be too obvious that i was interested in his dump. then, he asks me to come in there! AH! i reluctantly did. the smell wasnt too bad... thats what i dont like about it. i like the straining, the pleasure of feeling it come out... the sound of it hitting the water... but the smell is a total turn off. he asked me for something to read, because he's tired of shampoo bottles. so, i bring him one of my magazines, which he reads out loud to me, occasionally grunting. then, he asks me if i could give him some privacy. so i hop off of the side of the tub and leave. later, we are going to walmart and he's complaining of gas cramps. i asked him why he felt bad if he already went. he couldnt answer, and i asked him why he wanted me to leave so suddenly, and he confessed he had to wipe his ass. well... like usual, i held my bowel movements til after he went to work. i wish i was brave enough to take a dump with the door open. mine smells so much worse than his. and my farts... i could clear a room, i've only smelled one of his. and he farts all the time! we eat the exact same things... why would i smell any different? anyways... i had the best shit... i really had to go by the time he left. i had to go so bad that my t????y was protruding. i really noticed this when my fiance bent down to kiss it. oh, by the way, we're expecting a baby! we just found out and we're sooo excited. anyways, back to my shit... (yes, it was that good)i held some folded up t.p. under my well spread ass and caught the first log. it was a thick heavy one. not very long, just fat. and it was multi colored. probably from holding it all weekend. well, after examining it, i dropped it in the toilet, and pushed out another one.it wasnt long, just a few thicker-than-usual slivers. then i had a very long pee. i think the fat turd was blocking it from coming out. no wonder my t????y stuck out so much! maybe im not pregnant at all, lol. anyways... i know i didnt get all of it out, i mean come on, three days with no pooping? there has to be more in me... so i think i might help it a long and maybe after while get some reading done...
Pissed Off
Hey everyone,
This is the first time I'm posting although I've been reading posts for years. I'm male, 5ft. 9in. and 14 years old. I'm extremely attracted to women peeing and pooping their pants or in other places they're not supposed to. I've had this fetish for as long as I can remember. The name I've chosen is because of a story I wanted to tell. I've heard of people pissing on movie seats before but I'd never actually seen this until a few weeks ago. I was sitting down with my family at our local theater when I felt something supicious on my butt. Some wet and oddly warm. The first thing that came to mind was that came to mind was that someone had just pissed all over the seat. I quickly re-assured myself that that kinda' thing only happins on internet posting sites. Hoping that it was just a spilled coke I brought the bottom of my shirt up to my nose and sniffed. Shit! It was piss! I told the rest of my family but they didn't really seem to be as concerned as me [probably because they didn't have piss soaked shirts and butts]. When I got home I changed clothes and washed the pissed on ones.
Another incident happened at michigan's adventure amusement park when I was riding the sea dragon [a ride that swings like a pendulum over a man made lake]. I was sitting on the end of the carrige [dragon shaped of course] between two teenage girls. They were a little older than me and fairly attractive. One of them asked me If I would hold her hand because she was a little nervous and had never riden it before. I happily accepted. Once the ride was going full swing with the carrige about vertical, one of them started to show signs of motion sickness and by the time of the next swing was puking onto the back of the seat in front of us. I quickly revolted and scooted down the bench towards the girl I was holding hands with. I turned just in time to see her light blue short-shorts turning dark and wet. This turned me on a fair amount but I still tried to move in order not to get wet. Fortunatly the ride stopped early but was closed for around twenty minutes while matinance clean out the seat.
I hope to keep posting frequently but may not due to lack of time and content.