Elizabeth
Last winter I had a bit of a problem. After a fairly large snowfall my frinds all got together outside to play in the snow. This was a Saturday, so we did not get a day off school. That really stinks, but what can you do. My frieds and I are all around 16 or 17, so playing in the snow is just strange to me, but hey, you might as well have fun. I went up to my room and dug out my snowpants and, boots and all that and started to get dressed. I found that I had no clean underwear, so I put on my swimsuit to use as a bra and panties. After I got all dressed, with the coat and a thousand other worm thigs, I went out to meet up with my frinds. We played around actually to childlike to be juniors in high school, but we sure were having fun. We were at this hill pretty close to my house that we were going to sled on, but we ended up throwing snow balls at each other more than sledding. I was standing there and farted as I usually would, but then felt like there was more to be had. So I farted again, not trying to hid any sound, because the snowpants muffled the sound so much. That fart was, -- should I say, greasy? I was sweating a lot even though it was cold outside, the snowpants basicaly do not breath at all. So I do not know if the fart mixed with sweat and made the juicy feeling or what, but I know as I stood there, I kind of felt discusting. A few minuets later, I got on a sled and slid partialy down this hill and fell off and started tumbling down this hill. On the way down I was trying so hard to get in control, I shot a squart of pee into my swimsuit, not getting to the snowpants I do not think. When I got to the bottom I layed there and wondered if I was still alive. I relized that I had to poop and pee very badly as well. I felt some pain in my ankle, but I was not hurt to badly, but my friends ran over and all were nealing down and asking me if I was dead or not. It was not even a tall hill, just enough to startle me as I crashed and burned. I told my friends that my ankle hurt some but more importantly I had to poo and pee very badly. We still had a walk to go to get back to the house and my friends insisted that I stay still to make sure I did not injure my ankle badly. I was obviously not going to be able to run back to my house with my ankle like it was, so I just bit my lip and told my friends I was about to do my pants. They said it was ok and to go ahaid and do that, they said it is better than further injuring anything. So I layed there in the snow and pooped and peed my snowpants and swimsuit and felt so stupid. Eventually I got up and walked with my friends back home. By that time the pain had gone away, but now it was time to clean out my mess. I went in to my bathroom and started cleaning up. My pint bikini was brown, and my snowpants were soaking with pee, my boots even got some pee in them. I had these pants on called base layer pants normally worn for skiing, (I ski), and they are kind of like bike shorts but full length. Those absorbed most of the pee, but everything was smelly and gross. I washed my self and clothes about 500 times.Anon
Hey Summer, have you been to the doctor yet? If in fact you have been sick like this for a month, it is vital that you see your doctor. There is a good chance that there is something seriously wrong. If nothing else, you are in danger of being very dehydrated and may be, or may start, experiencing problems with electrolyte imbalance. If you are eating, and or drinking, you are still in danger of dehydration and it may be something that you are eating or drinking that is causing the diarreah and vomiting.
HisLilPeeMonster
Interesting...
I started my period 2 days ago.. and since the moment I felt the first cramp, I've had to dart to the bathroom to avoid having an accident. This has never happened to me before and I'm not sure why it is now. A short trip from my home to a grocery store turned into a mad dash to the bathroom and I ended up peeing a bit in my panties before I got them down enough to go in the toilet. I was sitting at my computer later that day and got an urge and within minutes felt like I was going to crap my panties. I even ended up peeing a bit in my pad to keep from having a full blown accident while driving yesterday. It's been a pretty constant thing. Anyone have any idea why? Today alone, I've almost wet my panties 3 times.Meagan
Hey people im 10 years old. I also live in Las Vegas.
I had an odd experience. When i was three i was watching cartoons eating.I had the urge to poo but who cared the food was to good.I went on eating and i could feel the poop sliding into my underwear.I told my mom and she understood. I thanked her and gave her my soiled clothes.Zip
I took a crap in the doorless stall today at the park. It used the one that had the toilet paper in the roll still. The other was empty. Another guy came in while I was wiping and went to the other stall next to mine. I figured he would leave when he saw there was no paper, but he sat down and started crapping. I finished up just as another guy was arriving for the toilet. Unfortunately, I only left him about 3 squares of paper. He stood outside my stall while I pulled up my red briefs and shorts and flushed. I went to the sink and he sat down immediately. The seat must have still been warm from me sitting on it. I washed up and left. I went to my car and found an old kleenex box with still alot of tissues in it. I grabbed it and went back to the restroom and said to the guys still sitting on the cans, "you'll probably be needing this" and placed it on the concrete divider between the stalls. One guy said "thanks" and the other guy nodded his head. I was glad to have been able to provide this service to the gentlemen in distress! They did look a bit surprised, though.Bubba
Hi Kitty--
I'm curious about your statement that you have a "mega-bladder." I would love to hear more on this. It seems you have (or perhaps had) the ability to last a really long time without a pee. Do you think this is/was because you didn't drink a lot, or because your bladder was legitimately larger than those of your peers? If the latter (which I hope it would be!), do you find that it takes you longer, perhaps much longer to pee because of all the fluid you retain? Anyone ever commented on any super-long pees you may have taken? Thanks for posting.EmoGirl
Happy Turkey Day!
Hope everyone's having a great long weekend filled with lots of great pees and poos.
Aly: Here's my answers to your survey.
1. What is the consistency of your poop normally? Normally hard and solid at the beginning, and sometimes mushy and soft at the end.
2. Have you ever had an accident? If so, when and what were the circumstances? I've had many accidents. I've posted about some of them already. more posts to come.
3. If you had an accident at school, would you rather be a popular kid, or a not popular one? Which do you think would be worse? I guess being popular would be worse because everyone would find out.
4. Have you ever peed/pooped on the street for fun? yes
5. If so, where? I peed in the middle of the road last weekend with my friends. We had all been drinking and had to go really badly.
6. Have you ever seen anybody poop/pee that is not related to you? Friends, boyfriend, and random people outside in parks or places like that.
7. Have you ever seen anybody else have an accident? a couple of my friends and my ex boyfriend.
8. When you have a stomach virus, do you a) barf, b) have diarrhea, c) both, but at different times, d) both, AT THE SAME TIME! C
9. As a child, did you have any interest in pooping/peeing? no not until I got older.
10. Have you ever pooped/peed in water? All the time. I pee in the water in pools, lakes and rivers, and crap in the lake all the time.
11. Have you ever pooped/peed in a container? Often.
QUIZ!!
1. Which do you like better. The relife from having to go pee so bad and then letting it all out, the the relife from having to go poo really bad and then going? Having to pee and letting it out.
2. How long can you/ do you think you can hold your pee on a daily basis? I have a really strong bladder I can hold for over 12 hours.
3. What do you do when you really have to go pee but someone says you have to wait 3 more hours. Hold it, and try to find somewhere to pee.
4. What do you do when you really have to go poop but someone says you have to wait 3 more hours. Hold it
5. What was your biggest pee? I can overflow a one litre container.
6. What was you biggest poop? not sure...
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EmoHisLilPeeMonster
1. What is the consistancy of your poop normally? firm.. but not aching butt firm if ya know what I mean.
2. Have you ever had an accident? If so, when and what were the circumstances? I have.. most recent was driving home from Spokane, thinking like an idiot I could hold it. I ended up getting stuck in construction traffic for a little over an hour. By the time I got home I had to run like a mad woman to my door. My key got stuck in the lock and I ended up peeing my jeans on my front porch of my apartment.
3. If you had an accident at school, would you rather be a popular kid, or a not popular one? Which do you think would be worse? I think both could be equally painful for the social ego.
4. Have you ever peed/pooped on the street for fun? Yes- and in back yards, and bushes, and my neighbor's porch (a little payback haha), and stairs, sinks, tubs, floors.. pretty much anywhere you can think of!
5. If so, where? On the street was actually a few years ago when coming out of a club with a friend of mine. I was drunk and had to go pretty bad.. so I hiked up my skirt and went on the curb lol. - and in back yards, and bushes, and my neighbor's porch (a little payback haha), and stairs.. and pretty much anywhere you can think of!
6. Have you ever seen anybody poop/pee that is not related to you? Yep.. have gone hiking/camping with friends and we've all gone together. At sleep overs when I was younger none of us were very shy about going in front of one another.
7. Have you ever seen anybody else have an accident? Other than my children? No
8. When you have a stomach virus, do you a) barf, b) have diarrhea, c) both, but at different times, d) both, AT THE SAME TIME! Usually have diarrhea.
9. As a child, did you have any interest in pooping/peeing? I wet the bed until I was in the 4th grade. I think being scolded so much sparked an interest in it. When I was younger I would pee on my mom's stairs, on the floors when nobody was home.. pretty much everywhere in the house.
10. Have you ever pooped/peed in water? Yes.. and yes. Many many times.
11. Have you ever pooped/peed in a container? Yes and yes.. Cups, bags, trash cans.
QUIZ!!
1. Which do you like better. The relief from having to go pee so bad and then letting it all out, the the relief from having to go poo really bad and then going? Probably the peeing.
2. How long can you/ do you think you can hold your pee on a daily basis? Hmm tough one.. I pee 20+ times a day. I'd be afraid to try to hold it for too long lol
3. What do you do when you really have to go pee but someone says you have to wait 3 more hours. I would either A: try to keep as still as possible.. or B: piss my pants in front of the person who said I had to wait 3 more hours ;)
4. What do you do when you really have to go poop but someone says you have to wait 3 more hours. See above answer :)
5. What was your biggest pee? I pee so much it's not even funny
6. What was you biggest poop? Not sure.. I'm more a quality not quantity girl.
pete
@aly
1. What is the consistancy of your poop normally? rather firm
2. Have you ever had an accident? If so, when and what were the circumstances? no
3. If you had an accident at school, would you rather be a popular kid, or a not popular one? Which do you think would be worse?
4. Have you ever peed/pooped on the street for fun? yes, but not for fun, I was drunk and I wasn't able to hold it longer
5. If so, where? Hm I don 't exactly.
6. Have you ever seen anybody poop/pee that is not related to you? no
7. Have you ever seen anybody else have an accident? no
8. When you have a stomach virus, do you a) barf, b) have diarrhea, c) both, but at different times, d) both, AT THE SAME TIME! sometimes yes
9. As a child, did you have any interest in pooping/peeing? no
10. Have you ever pooped/peed in water? peed yes, pooped no
11. Have you ever pooped/peed in a container nope.THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER TO FRUSTRATED IN FLORIDA
There are lots of things you can do, being
Upon rising drink prune juice (empty stomach) and then a hot drink, if that does not work after a couple of hours drink more.
Try a suppository or an enema
Try a laxative, some are not too severe provided they are not taken too often.
Try a psyllium bulking agent, start it before arriving, say at least six hours before arriving and keep up the doses until satisfied but drink heaps of water.
Next trick, just start drinking lots of water, hold your bladder until you are busting and then when you have to wee, try moving your bowels as well
Try a high fibre diet, with lots of water a day or two before you arrive.
Anal stimulation can be effective by putting a finger up there, with plenty of lubricant.
An abdominal massage can be effective.
Maybe vigourous exercise?
The most important thing is to tell your boyfriend of your difficulty and say you really want to do it in front of him and most importantly make him a part of the process in helping you "go".
Sometimes your bowels can be affected by emotional factors and just talking about it might help. I would have a suppository on hand, or better still an enema, just in case nothing else works.
I would be impressing on your b/f the issue with constipation and how you have been dying for a poo but unable.
Hopefully you will be frustrated in Florida no more!
Let us know what happens...in detail
Thunder
new person!!
no im not the same new person that posted be4 but im a really REALLY new person! lol! anyways i like to read here and could you please tell more stories about ppl useing the same toilet! lol thanks!Jasmine
I really have to pee!!! I am trying to hold it because my plumbings broke and wont get fixed till tomorrow. My car is broken down to. This really suck because I have to pee and I cant go outside because there is a man out there. I can hold it I think for 1 more day, So someone Give me some advice!!CuriousD
To CD: Yes, I remember exactly who you are talking about!!! Was it -Ann the bus driver-? I've been on here for years, and remember that U.K. Bus driver that would proudly deposit a 12-14" thick log right after her shift!!! Write again please???D in FL
Are there any guys who like to pee sitting down, I do. Why stand when
you can sit. I do this at home. Is it ok for a person of either sex to
go into a family restroom without a child? And finnally I have started
to eat an apple a day and drink OJ with it and I now shit twice a dayTo Todd- Interesting story. That was nice of you to do it yourself to make your friend feel better about the situation. and yeah it does seem like you whities have takin a beating
richard
I once had a job where I lived just a very short distance from the office and could walk home for my morning break, or at noon for lunch. One day I really had to go to the bathroom, had to go poo, and hurried to make it home. I DIDN'T! The last hundred steps or so I tried SO HARD to hold it back but then couldn't. I felt it filling my pants with each of the next dozen steps. It fels SO STRANGE ... felt strangely GOOD, to have that warm mess squishing between my bottom cheeks and between my legs as I walked along. Inside of course, I immediately stripped down and showered, after which I washed out my under pants and slacks and put them into the washing machine. I changed clothes and went back to work. It wasn't accidental the next few times.
Trekkie
To the anonymous poster: I've heard of people causing bladder infections by holding it in too long, but I've heard of many, many more people wetting themselves. Never heard of anyone literally bursting their bladders.
Aly's questions:
1. What is the consistancy of your poop normally?
Hmm. Not into poop so I don't really think about it.
2. Have you ever had an accident? If so, when and what were the circumstances?
Some squirting situations, and I once messed myself at school but got away without anyone noticing.
3. If you had an accident at school, would you rather be a popular kid, or a not popular one? Which do you think would be worse?
If you're unpopular, you're going to be teased about it constantly... but you'd be getting teased about *something* constantly *anyway.* It'd just be one more thing to use against you but not having it wouldn't improve your situation any. If you were popular, you'd also be hearing about it but I don't think I've heard of anyone going from popular to hated because of an accident. I think in either case it depends on your ability to put it into perspective. A good sense of humor's a survival tool.
4. Have you ever peed/pooped on the street for fun?
No.
5. If so, where?
You said on the street, so if someone had, wouldn't 'where' be 'on the street?'
6. Have you ever seen anybody poop/pee that is not related to you?
Public restrooms, yeah. Nothing like the stories some people have.
7. Have you ever seen anybody else have an accident?
No. I so want to!
8. When you have a stomach virus, do you a) barf, b) have diarrhea, c) both, but at different times, d) both, AT THE SAME TIME!
Never had one, hope I never do. They sound like hell.
9. As a child, did you have any interest in pooping/peeing?
Yeah. I think it was always there.
10. Have you ever pooped/peed in water?
Peed.
11. Have you ever pooped/peed in a container?
No.
QUIZ!!
1. Which do you like better. The relife from having to go pee so bad and then letting it all out, the the relife from having to go poo really bad and then going?
Peeing.
2. How long can you/ do you think you can hold your pee on a daily basis?
Would depend on what sort of beverages I'd had and how much.
3. What do you do when you really have to go pee but someone says you have to wait 3 more hours.
It had better be a life-and-death situation or I'm going anyway.
4. What do you do when you really have to go poop but someone says you have to wait 3 more hours.
Ditto.
5. What was your biggest pee?
Not sure.
6. What was you biggest poop?
Ditto.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
school boy
Hello I m 16 years old... I m not english or american so my english might be poor..
(Un)forunaetely I have never had an accident in my life (except from some squirts) but i have witnessed some...Well..I have done a questionnaire with my friends and we gave them at some other friends(It's not only about peeing/pooping, but if you want you can answer only these type of questions)...I hope some of you maight be interested and give us some more answers...
So here is the questions.
QUESTIONNAIRE:
1)Did you enjoy your time at school?
2)Have you ever peed your pants at school?If yes can you write in 5-6 lines(ore more if you like) the incident?
3)Have you ever pooped your pants at school?If yes can you write in 5-6 lines(ore more if you like) the incident?
4)Have ever been bullied at school?
5)Have you ever witnessed someone else pee his/her pants at school? Can you write the incident(s)
6)Have you ever witnessed someone else poop his/her pants at school? Can you write the incident(s)?
7)Have you ever been tickled or you laughed until so hard tha you have an accident?Tell us please te incident?
8)Have you been teased for some of these incidents?
9)Were you a bedwetter?
Hope you like my questionnaire and you answer it.
(Mods please post the questionnaire...)Pete
Hi Sara M.,
I used to buddy dump with my mother, like you. There was a long drop on the beach with one hole and a bit of space where the other person could sit while waiting their turn. We both had big bums so they'd be touching. We'd only change our underwear every three days or so, and when hers was cleaner than mine (no brown skid marks), she'd tell me off. Once I'd had the cane and I didn't want her to know, so I pulled my singlet down so she couldn't see the marks, but it didn't work. My singlet rode up.