Kerri
Hi is it wierd that when ever I poo, I need to be completely naked?
I am a first time poster, I am 21 years old, 5' 9" 129lbs.
LIke the other day for instance, I was at Dillards trying on clothes and I had drank quite a few cups of coffee and had eaten a few crosants and had the urge to go, but I was in the mids of shopping with my long time friend Sarah (SAme age, around 5' 7" 115lbs) We were picking out clothes and what not. Then we went to the dressing rooms to try them on. Since we both had clothes we decided to just use the same changing room. SO we went to the largest one the handycapped changing room. We both took off our clothes till we were in our bras. We both werent wearing underwear that day. I looked at Sarah and she looked great long blonde hair and her pubic hair trimmed. I heard her stomach growl and sort of moan. I could tell she either needed to let it go or she was really sick. I said "Are you ok?" She said, "I need to go." (Sarah and I watch each other go on a regular basis. We live together and only one bathroom so usaly one of us will be taking turns in the shower, then be on the toilet.) I said "I am feeling the coffee too and I need to go too." after about a minute of standing she said "We could just go in here?" I had been thinking this all along but did not say anything about it. Then I responded, :yea wee should" When I said thisw she unclipped her bra and squated down and let out a river of gold pee making a puddle on the floor then out of her ass dropped a mushy 3" piece of poop then after that 4 more r the same length came out. She then stood up walked over to me and said "Your turn" I took off my bra and squated over her pile and let out a pee for around 45 seconds then let out diarehha. IT came out so lliquidy it seemed to just run out of my bum. once it had stopped I patted my bush then walked over to my friend looked at the pile, there was a whole big puddle of pee and a mountian of mushy or liquid poo.
(I tottally love this site)
Mr. Clogs
Hey everybody, what's good, nothin muchjust finishing up some laundry. I got a quick post to share so here goes:
Yesterday which was thursday, I was so desperate to pee to the point about wetting myself. I usually have a hard time holding it in when the weather is cold, yes it was cold yesterday. Anyways, I got out off class for the day, I didn't really have to go so I went on my way home. So I decided to take the train home that day with some folks from the school. By then it was time, but I decided to test my patience because I'll at the house in another few mnutes. So I got off the train and proceeded home. Now I was really feeling the urge to go, but kept it in a little longer. So I decided to stop at Walgreens to get some citric magnesium to clean out the weeks worth of ziti! So I paid for my stuff that I bought and walked home. As close as I got towards the house I was ready to go, but i was freezing cold and it made the pressure that much harder. I was letting a few squirts into my underwear (briefs), luckly they weren't the "tighty whites", but dark in color so the squirt stains forming on them. Finally I got inside the house near the toilet with my jacket on proceeded to pee into the toilet! Man, that felt so good, saved myself from embarassing myself. Once I was done, I washed my hands and left the bathroom.
EmoGirl: Thanks for responding, yeah I was just wondering thanks anyway.
Carmalita: Hi sweety, I miss them too. Yeah that's the one, I couldn't think exactly what the title of the post was. As far as interested in peeing stories, I'm interested in peeing stories, they are really exciting to read, but I like the pooping ones too. It was a fun and exciting post to read. That's a classic one indeed! As alwasys a pleasure to read your posts, you have a nice weekend. Take care!
cheryl: Hey, great post as always, about the ebay thing, they have chamber pots if you're interested since that was their oringinal purpose for. Take care.
I hope you all enjoyed my post today, I got to sign off for now, check back later.
--Mr. Clogs
Kailey
Once when I had a bad urge to use the bathroom a couple of my friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a chair and watch me mess my pants. They tightly tied me down so I couldnt move and then they tied my legs apart so I couldn;t cross them.
I was growing very uncomfortable after about ten minutes and they started pushing on my bladder. Needless to say I completley lost controll and wet my pants. As my friends rolled on the floor with laughter I sat red faced, pants completley soaked tied to a chair.
Wonderful aint it?
Postman
I just got over my first bout with constipation in months. Normally, I shit every morning like clockwork between 6:30 and 7:00. But this week. my schedule has been all screwed up. Tuesday night I tossed and turned all night with a bad stomach ache, and on Wednesday morning I crapped, but still felt bloated. All day Wednesday I couldn't even fart, and I normally do that 15-20 times a day. Thursday I did'nt go, so I was kind of dragging ass on my route all day.
Friday (veterens Day) I was lucky I'm off work, cause it all broke loose after my first cup of coffee. After I got my son off to school, I took the Sports Illustrated with me, Pulled down my pants, sat down, and got comfortable.
It took awhile to get it started, but finally, the tip of the log emerged. It was very long and thick, and seemed loke it would never end, but finally it tapered off, and fell against the side of the bowl with a thud. Still didn't feel empty, so I sat reading for about 5 more minutes, then came a wet fart, with some soft poop with it. I wiped, then looked. A long turd, coming up out of the hole, sticking about 5 inches out of the water, with a pile of mushy poop on top. After flushing, I used the toilet brush to get rid of the skid marks.
I now feel like my normal self again. I guess I better lay off the fast food at lunch, and go back to the fruits and v????s.
Take care everybody
some dude
Carmalita, what was the biggest dump you've ever taken? And what was the biggest dump you've seen someone else take?
Personally, I've never watched someone else poop, and nobodys ever seen me. But the biggest dump I remember taking was when I didn't crap for three days, and ended up passing two 10-inch long, 2-inch wide logs. I felt like I layed a cantalope!Brian
to Zip: By 'short' stalls I mean the depth of the stalls. From outside, passer-byers can tell that the stalls are not 'deep' enough to have doors swing in, and clearly there are no doors swinging out. So the females can get a 'visual" of me and whoever else is shitting, and it creeps me out knowing if they really want to they can just stick their heads in the mens room and see us shitting... But in answering your question, i'm not embarrased in front of other men. GARRY: you make an excellent point about women needing privacy from each other. I agree 110% .... I just want a bit of privacy from the gals....ucgenie
Ilaylogs, It must have been great seeing the steam rising from your log pile and seeing the steam as your piss arced to the ground.
Frirday, November 11, 2005
Tia
Amanda, here are my answers to your survey.
1. Descibe yourself male/female age etc: 16 year old male
2. How long does it take you to poop: 15-30+ minutes
3. Do you poop in pubic, if so do you cover the seat: Yes, I poop in public but I don't cover the seat
4. On average how many times do you wipe: 4-5 times
5. Do you ever plug the toilet: No
6. Do you ever leave skid marks or floaties: Depends on the consistency of the poop
7. Does it stink bad enough when you go, you open the window use the fan or some other method of covering up the stinch. (describe): Only if it's diarrhea
8. Chicks have you ever sat down to pee and ended up pooping but that isnt why you sat down in the first place: Yes
9. Have you ever gotten up and went to wash your hands or something and realized you weren't done.: Once
Aly: Here's my answers to your survey.
1. What is the consistency of your poop normally? Soft
2. Have you ever had an accident? If so, when and what were the circumstances? I farted and diarrhea shot into my panties
3. If you had an accident at school, would you rather be a popular kid, or a not popular one? Which do you think would be worse? I'd rather be not popular
4. Have you ever peed/pooped on the street for fun? No
5. If so, where? .
6. Have you ever seen anybody poop/pee that is not related to you? Nope
7. Have you ever seen anybody else have an accident? No
8. When you have a stomach virus, do you a) barf, b) have diarrhea, c) both, but at different times, d) both, AT THE SAME TIME! Usually it's just B
9. As a child, did you have any interest in pooping/peeing? No, not until I got older.
10. Have you ever pooped/peed in water? Yes
11. Have you ever pooped/peed in a container? I tried once. It didn't work too well
1) Is your poop normally liquidy? Not liquidy, but it's usually soft
2) When you are feeling sick to your stomach, do you barf, have diarrhea, or both at the same time? Really bad diarrhea (I have to go every 5 minutes or so)
3) Have you ever witnessed a friend use the bathroom because they couldn't wait any longer? No
4) is there a food that you eat that you know makes you have diarrhea, yet you eat it anyway? I'm lactose intolerant, so any dairy products make me run to the toilet, where I'm there for 15 minutes crapping my brains out.
5) Can you pee standing up? And if so, do you do so often?
No
6) Has anybody ever seen you have a BM or pee? If so, was it on purpose? No
7) Do you poop in the ocean? If so, do you take off or pull away your swimsuit, or do you just go in it and clean it off later? No
8) Did you ever have an accident as a child? No. But a couple weeks ago, I farted and a little bit of diarrhea shot into my panties.
9) (the kind of random one) When was the last time you had diarrhea, and do you know the cause of it? I can't remember
TrocsE
Hey Guys,
Been reading a while and yet i still seem not too see much metion of what we here in Australia call the reverse kanga! To paint the picture for all of you who dont know, it goes as follows; Remove you pants completley, you will not be able to have any restrictions around your legs. Move towards the toilet and assume a position where you sit backwards on the pot. When you begin your bm move slightly left and right as to form a nice mark on the front of the toilet bowl! There you have it a reverse kanga. I'd be interested to hear of anyone giving this a go, and what sort of results you get. Might not want to try it on a doorless stall tho.
Happy Dropping
TRO_Slash
When I grew up in the West Midlands of England in the 1960s, there were lots of street urinals. People used to walk more then than they do now, and it was a great relief for a guy with a bursting bladder to find a convenient place to urinate. Some of the structures were made of cast iron painted green or grey, and they were built on or next to the sidewalks of busy streets. In other parts of the country, pubs had urinal enclosures accessible to passers-by. Often there was no sign to indicate 'men only', but everyone knew that they weren't intended for ladies. Is this unfair favoring of the male gender the reason why they all seem to have vanished? The same disappearing trick has also occurred in Paris. Many younger readers won't even know what I'm referring to, but when they learn that these facilities were open 24 hours a day they will wish they were still around. In fact they usually didn't even have doors, but could accommodate up to three or four men peeing in complete privacy from the outside world. Now that they don't exist, it has become all too common to see men urinating anywhere they feel like it.
My question to those living in England is: Do you know of any male only street urinals still in service? Where are they? Do they seem to be neglected or properly maintained? And what are the objections to keeping them going?
ashley
Hey what's up? I had a really bad problem the other night at a friends house. We were having dinner with her family and i was having a great time. After we finished eating me and my friend went upstairs to her room. About an hour later i started to feel my stomach gurgle. Then i felt a big fart working it's way down my intestines, and when it found the light at the end of the tunnel, boy was it loud! I asked my friend where her bathroom was and she told it was down the hall. I ran to the bathroom as fast as i could and when i sat down, nothing happened. I sat there for s minute and i started to feel another fart brewing inside my belly, and then it came, the biggest hardest dump I've ever had!!! It stopped about five minutes later but i felt another fart coming. the pressure was building up inside me fast i grabbed y stomach and when i looked down, I saw my love handles jiggle as i let out another fart. About ten minutes later i got up and walked back to my friends room. As I walked in, my friend was sitting on the bed and i heard her stomach growl and then she ran too ran off to the bathroom. When she came back she looked at me and said that she would never eat meatloaf agin! We were both up all night farting, obviosly my belly can't handle meat loaf!!!Paul
I was at school and me and my girfriend were in class together and she was squrming around and i asked wat was wrong. She said she had horrible diarrhea that morning and she was going to explode if she didn't go in the next 5 minutes but she was to shy to ask. She asked me wat she should do. I said if she's not going to go to the bathroom to poop she should at least put her sweatshirt around her waist to try to concel the sound and smell as much as possible. So she took her
sweatshirt, tied it around her waist. But then she had a change of heart and asked the teacher to go to the bathroom. She said yes and then 5 minutes later I asked my teacher to go to the bathroom but i really wanted to check on my girlfriend. So i went to the girls bathroom and a girl was about to go in and i asked here if she could check if my girlfrined was feeling ok because she had diarrhea. she agreed and check on her and told me she still is pooping but she feels better. I asked the girl if she could tell my girlfriend that i love her and i'll see here in class then i thanked the girl and left. 10 minutes later she came back to class she sat down and asked her how she was. She said she felt much better but her butt was realy sore and i told her that i massage her stomach and butt after school and she agreed!! But she had more diarrhea at her house and almost craped on my hands but missed and i got her a bag and towels so she can get to the bathroom. She was fine after that.Pee Shy
Cool Dumper.I also have paruresis, popularly known as stage fright, bashful bladder, pee shy, psychogenic retention, etc. I would like to hear more from you. When did it start for you? Under what circumstances? Have you grown out of it? Mine started in middle school when I was about 13. I was pissing away in the boy's room when two bullies came in and stood on either side of me. I froze up and couldn't pee more even though I had to go badly. They made fun of me because I couldn't go. They told others. So I quit using the boy's room and held it all day, sometimes 8 or 9 hours until I got home. In h. s. I still couldn't go in a public toilet. But my bladder had enlarged until it held about 750-800 ml. So I didn't have as much pain waiting. I am better now but I still can't go at a urinal in a crowded men's room. The other night my girl and I went to a 3 hour movie. At the end we both had to go bad. We had left home about 5 hours before. I went into the men's room. All the floor urinals and stalls were occupied. Finally I tried a urinal and couldn't go a drop. When I got home an hour later I must have pissed for 3 minutes. What a nuisance paruresis is. Anyone else?Dave
hey, Garry...I know exactly what you mean. You said it better than anybody else ever did...I've shit in doorless stalls my whole life,at school, and now at work.. just never even gave it a thought. BUT the thought of ANY of my female relations sitting in a doorless stall, freaks me out. I want my women to have as much privacy as possible when they are using the restroom. Like you said, it's just part of life, the way it is, like holding a door for a gal, or helping her with her coat...you guys hae opinios? Nice job , GarryEmoGirl
Today I woke up late for school and I had to rush out the door. I had to pee but not that badly. Two classes went by, and there was a guest speaker in one and a test during the other. Lunch time rolled around, and by this time I had to pee pretty badly. But, I had an athletic committee meeting, and since I'm one of the co-chairs, I couldn't be late for the meeting. After lunch I had another test, and by that time I was so close to wetting myself it actually hurt to hold it in. As soon as my test was over I handed it in and literally RAN to the bathroom. I ripped my jeans and panties down as fast as I could and I started peeing before I even sat down. It felt so good I was so relieved. Haven't had a good pee like that in a long time.
Mr. Clogs: Nope, it was a complete accident.
Love
Emomad dawgg
Elisha Cuthbert's character relieves herself early on in the new House of Wax movie--it's not clear whether she's peeing or taking a dump but she's behind a bush near Paris Hilton and she's shown zipping up her pants and getting up from a squat. Another time a strange guy she's with asks if she "needs to use the can"--after seeing her almost naked in The Girl Next Door I'd love to see that!
oldpoop
Good morning--still warm here. Here's a quick quiz:
1. What have you eaten that has turned your poop a different color than normal--maybe red, green, very dark, very pale, etc.?
2. What foods besides corn survive their journey through you and are visible in your poop?
3. Have you ever given a stool sample, and if so, what did you have to do?
Here are my answers: 1. Beets can turn my poop red (though, not always), and spinach can turn it green (and so can blue food coloring, as in blue frosting). Something--perhaps pistachio pudding--turned it nearly black a few days ago.
2. If I don't chew them well, nuts can come through and be seen in my turds; also little pieces of tomato skin (still bright red), carrots (still orange), and sometimes spinach (turned almost black and stringy, while the turd itself looks a bit green).
3. I had to give a stool sample for medical tests perhaps a year and a half ago. I had to do it over a 3-day period, and the sample had to be free of urine and other impurities, so each time I did it, I had to pee first and flush, then sit to poop. There were six small bottles with something like a short popsicle stick (the collector) attached to the screw-top. The instructions were to collect some poop from the beginning of the stool and put in the first bottle for that day, then to collect some from near the end of the stool and put in the second bottle of the day. It didn't matter if the turds had already been in the water in the toilet. Each time, I watched myself poop to make sure which end of the turds came out first, then collected the specimens by digging them out with the short collecting stick (which was curved like a spoon at the lower end). As you can imagine, it was harder to get the first one, because the beginning of my poop was hard and lumpy, while the end was softer and smoother. I got it without mishap, though, pretty much filling each container. You can imagine with what pride I delivered my six little bottles the third day.
Happy pooping, everyone!tracygirl
Well I had to break down and have an enema this morning.
I haven't had a BM for three days, so I took some Correctol last night. This morning I had the really strong urge to evacuate, but it just wouldn't come out. I was running late so instead of fighting with it any more I got out the Fleet enema I keep in reserve for emergencies and used it. What a relief. Thunder Down Under is right - an enema can be a blessed relief when all else fails! I guess I'm going to have to start taking a fiber supplement or something. I'm too young (40) to be having these problems! TracyZIP
It's kinda funny seeing the different reactions of people who happen to walk in on someone taking a dump. Today I was in a Home Depot and the large stall I was in had a busted lock. I sat down and took a dump anyway. The first guy was probably in his 60's and he sounded annoyed that he saw me because he said, "you need to lock the door". The next guy was a Hispanic in his 30's, he just said, excuse me, and closed the door. The next guy looked startled and quickly closed the door. Sometimes the guy will kinda chuckle and say "sorry, man", and back out. The young guys who are with their buddies will sometimes start laughing because they saw you on the can. I usually smile when I come out of the stall if the guy is still waiting for it. Today, the guy caught me mid-wipe with my jeans and orange briefs at my ankles and my t-shirt hiked up around my chest. He didn't even look up when I came out of the stall a minute later. He just kept looking down and hurried into the stall. He really worked on that stall door to try to get it latched properly.oldpoop
Good morning--still warm here. Here's a quick quiz:
1. What have you eaten that has turned your poop a different color than normal--maybe red, green, very dark, very pale, etc.?
2. What foods besides corn survive their journey through you and are visible in your poop?
3. Have you ever given a stool sample, and if so, what did you have to do?
Here are my answers: 1. Beets can turn my poop red (though, not always), and spinach can turn it green (and so can blue food coloring, as in blue frosting). Something--perhaps pistachio pudding--turned it nearly black a few days ago.
2. If I don't chew them well, nuts can come through and be seen in my turds; also little pieces of tomato skin (still bright red), carrots (still orange), and sometimes spinach (turned almost black and stringy, while the turd itself looks a bit green).
3. I had to give a stool sample for medical tests perhaps a year and a half ago. I had to do it over a 3-day period, and the sample had to be free of urine and other impurities, so each time I did it, I had to pee first and flush, then sit to poop. There were six small bottles with something like a short popsicle stick (the collector) attached to the screw-top. The instructions were to collect some poop from the beginning of the stool and put in the first bottle for that day, then to collect some from near the end of the stool and put in the second bottle of the day. It didn't matter if the turds had already been in the water in the toilet. Each time, I watched myself poop to make sure which end of the turds came out first, then collected the specimens by digging them out with the short collecting stick (which was curved like a spoon at the lower end). As you can imagine, it was harder to get the first one, because the beginning of my poop was hard and lumpy, while the end was softer and smoother. I got it without mishap, though, pretty much filling each container. You can imagine with what pride I delivered my six little bottles the third day.
Happy pooping, everyone!
Connie Crapper
Hey, long time no write. Been busy
PeeMonster: Friends who have confessed to peeing in front of their boyfriends said they just did it without previous discussion. Like if he was in the shower or was brushing his teeth. They just walked in and sat down. One said it worked really well when they had been drinking b/c everyone's inhibitions were down so it wasn't a big deal. I don't know anyone who poops in front their b/f. Personally, I just don't have the nerve. I don't want to be heard pooping at all, peeing isn't so bad. But I tried it once in front of a b/f (partly on a dare) and it was embarrassing. I just didn't want to have my vagina out there to be looked at. I was wearing a miniskirt and I reached up and pulled my panties to my thighs and sat quickly so nothing was seen. I pulled the skirt over my lap as far as it would go. I didn't mind if he saw a little of my ass. I peed with no problem but wiping was a little tricky. He watched with great interest while I took a wad of TP and reached under my skirt and just kind of shoved it through my legs. Not my usual thorough style. I managed to get my panties back up without flashing him and that was it. I didn't want to do it again. Call me chicken, I guess.
To: HSH
1) How often do you fart while pooping?
Almost always when I first sit down
2) Do your poops float or sink?
Sink
3) Do you your trips to the bathroom (pooping) generally smell worse when you fart while pooping?
I suppose, because there's something there in the toilet
4) Does your poop frequently leave skidmarks in the toilet when you finish pooping?
Occasionally
5) when you fart around other close friends (any other time than pooping) do you claim responsibility for your farts if the really stink? No, I'd have to be caught first
Got a good story for another time. I'll try to get back soon. CC
Phillip Jr.
GARRY: Great point you made about women always having stall doors with locks compared to our doorless stalls. I would NEVER want my wife, mother or daughter sitting in a doorless stall, it's degrading, and humiliating for them, YET when my sons and I go to the beach,or the park, we all shit in doorless stalls, and laugh about it. No matter what anybody says there IS a diffeence between males and females level of expectation of privacy in restrooms and we need to respect our women with privacy.Carmalita
Hola amigos,
Someone asked for some constipation experiences. It doesn't happen to me very often and I'm glad. It's really miserable. I hate sitting on the toilet and grunting like a pig trying to poop out a load that won't budge. It's such a waste of time. One time though, I couldn't go for about 5 days. I was so bad off that I thought I was going to have to go into the emergency room. I was so mortified at the thougth of that, telling the ER doc that I couldn't take a poop. My friend Renee gave me an enema at home. It was my first one. I've always been afraid of the idea of having one of those. They work!
Adrian: thanks for saying hi and for answering my question. It's the one thing I never get to see, but would sure like to.
Mr. Clogs: Hi hon, yeah, I miss those days. I think the story that you're talking about was a "piss-off" contest with a bunch of us girls. That's when Angie was hanging out with us regularly and her and Nu were involved in a serious relationship. If I recall correctly, we were peeing into a sun tea jar then marking the fill levels with an eyebrow pencil. Anyway, I'm glad you like my stories. Nu is the one who can really pee if you like pee stories! I'll make her write something, but in the meantime, I'll tell a little about her.
Almost every night she gets out of bed around 2 am, sits on the toilet and squirts out a gallon or two. It always takes her about 2 minutes to pee. It just keeps going and going. She's in there for so long that her side of the bed starts getting cold again! Then she grunts softly, shifts her hips, and squirts out a little more. Sometimes I can put on makeup while she takes a piss. One time My ex Jake, Renee, Patsy, me and Nu were out hiking, and she had to pee bad. She pulled down her pants and squatted and went "Oaaaaaahhhhhhh…" as a river of hot piss was flowing down the trail from between her legs. The steam was coming off of it and she had her head back and mouth open like she was in ecstasy. I timed her. It was almost 3 minutes. She had Jake stand in front of her so she could use his back pockets to hold onto for support, that's how long she was peeing! She also has very thick streams and make it arc out in front of her.
Love,
Carmalita
I'm Amber and I was 13 at the time of this story. My mom and I were going to our cabin in the mountains for the weekend. We left on Friday late in the afternoon. It was warm that day so I wore a pair of shorts and a halter top. Mom was in a hurry so I wasn't able to use the bathroom before we left. We were about half way to the cabin when I had to go to the bathroom. There was no place to pull over and no public restrooms available. I told my mom I had to go real bad and she told me that I would have to hold it. Ten minutes later I peed in my shorts. I asked mom to pull over somewhere so I could poop and said that I already peed my pants. She told me to take off my wet clothes and said that I was going to get a spanking when we got to the cabin. Now I have to poop and can't hold it any longer. I put my panties and wet shorts back on while trying to hold it as long as I could. Tears came to eyes knowing that I was going to get spanked. All of a sudden it happened. I started pooping in my pants. It was a very loose poop. It started running out the sides of my panties and on to the seat of the car. My shorts had poop on them my panties were ruined. We arrived at the cabin and my mom made me clean the car in my dirt clothes. She then told me to take a shower and come and see her when I was done. Yes she did spank me.
ZIP
It's kinda funny seeing the different reactions of people who happen to walk in on someone taking a dump. Today I was in a Home Depot and the large stall I was in had a busted lock. I sat down and took a dump anyway. The first guy was probably in his 60's and he sounded annoyed that he saw me because he said, "you need to lock the door". The next guy was a Hispanic in his 30's, he just said, excuse me, and closed the door. The next guy looked startled and quickly closed the door. Sometimes the guy will kinda chuckle and say "sorry, man", and back out. The young guys who are with their buddies will sometimes start laughing because they saw you on the can. I usually smile when I come out of the stall if the guy is still waiting for it. Today, the guy caught me mid-wipe with my jeans and orange briefs at my ankles and my t-shirt hiked up around my chest. He didn't even look up when I came out of the stall a minute later. He just kept looking down and hurried into the stall. He really worked on that stall door to try to get it latched properly.
Dutchguy
Hey, I found this site about a year ago and it blew my mind! That there are so many other people who enjoy going to the toilet (and other places ofcourse)!
But in relation to the food poisoning, This happend about 2 years ago to me: I was having vacation in Austria with my parents (this was the first year that my sister didnt go along, so I was bored as hell...).
So I was trying to enjoy myself a bit there with hiking and seeing city's and stuff when I noticed that I hadnt taken a dump in a few day's and normaly I go every day. So I thought lets just pick one of the cleanest toilets there and just take your time to push everything out. So I sat there on the toilet and noting would come out. So I tried later again, but still nothing would come out. After a few days I was actually beginning to get sick of the fact that I couldnt take a dump. So I went with my parents to the local docter told him the problem (which was pretty hard seen he talked a nother language) and he gave me some laxitives. I put the stuff in and had the worst toilet experience of my life! It was horrible, I exploded on the doctors toilet. The entire bowl was brown and I had to flush about 10 times.
So to everyone: dont drink milk in Ausria! just stick to orangejuice. SeeyaTanya
Hi it's me again.
Today I had a great poop! It was nice and soft, satisfactory...I was reading this book....Who knew Jane Ure was such a good author. I was paying attention to the plots than my ""function"".
Anyway, hope you guys have a nice dream tonite! :)
Zip
Brian-Interesting set up in the library restrooms. So the partitions are high off the floor and short on the top of the partitions as well? I didn't quite understand the "short" part. These days, I don't mind my clothes being seen when I'm on the dumper. I used to be more modest about it. I would probably be a bit shy if the people from the outside could actually see me totally on the can. I was in a city building a few months ago and the door was propped open. I took the toilet closest to the door and anyone walking by in the hall could see my shoes, pants, legs and underwear.
I know alot of guys keep their pants and underwear pulled up as high as possible so people don't see their underwear when they are in the stall. Do you do that also? I used to keep them up when I wore briefs and let them down with boxers. Now I wear briefs only, mostly colored, and I don't really care if anyone sees my underwear.Do you mind if people see your underwear, or just that they know you are on the can? Just curious.CaptJnsn
OMG u guys... i just had the biggest crap of my entire life! i was at the store looking for grocerys and i felt a slight urge.so i headed of to the head. i sat at the very very front of the toilet (for projection) and started to shove. and then it happened... it was stuck! AHHHHH so i kept on pushing and wat do u know, it finnally released from my bum. i didnt feel empty so i kept on pushing. i looked between my legs and saw the turtles head. so i kept bearing down and that slid out of my ahole with little stuggle. i felt i was finished so i got up to c wat i had created. i saw 1 20inch turd thaat must've been 2inches wide and anothe 10 incher bout 1.5inches wide. so i flushed, wied then flushed again. washed my hands payed for the grocerys and the left the store!cheryl
hi, yeah been so busy with the e-bay thing and everything else that I have not had time to come in here for a long while. anyway, that and doing all this other stuff. well this past weekend at the transcending boundaries conference in east hartford CT, a workshop for bisexual people which I am myself ; during the saturday lunch I drank so much diet coke that I knew it would need to come out sometime! LOL but when was the question, as here I must have had at least 4 12 oz cans with my lunch[ 1:30-2:30 pm] and still; it all just like absorbed being that I was like soooooo thirsty! anyway , whatever goes in as refreshments we all know MUST COME OUT AS URINE. the question is when and where. and so, not having gone to the bathroom since arriving there earlier before lunch, and yeah, drinking all those sodas; sooner or later it was to cause cheryl to say " excuse me? but I have to go to the ladies room" or something like that, anyway. and so, while in this workshop about 3:30 pm which met in this suite upstairs; the time now about 4 pm almost, it was that time. how convienent that we had a unisex restroom in the room as did it ever come in handy. anyway, sitting there in my black knee length dress for as long as I could with my legs tightly crossed; I finally got up to go. had to do the lipstick as well, and so, I simply got up and with my legs tightly together , walked off across the room and, the sound of my white stag two inch open toed pumps making a really cool click-click sound soon as I hit that tile floor, into that little bathroom in the alcove. the seat was down and so, after trying to hold the flood back while f***ing with my black JMS pantyhose[ I feel that the MALE DESIGNERS WHO INVENTED PANTYHOSE HAD THIS SAYING " SUGAR AND SPICE AND LADIES DON'T PEE!" LOL] for at least the next 45 secs , I finally got them down and the undies were the easy part. meanwhile I was staring at that elongated toilet and thinking, " time to tinkle, honey!" and so, after all this I simply lifted my black dress, pushed it aside and sat down on the white, open front seat; my white, freshly shaved legs apart in the usual cheryl style with my exposed, shaved pussy about to create some "music". and so,while sitting with my polished fingernails on my knees[ violet-purple] and staring at my toes polished the same color under my hose; within seconds I began to urinate really hard, my yellow urine making a definitely audible tinkle sound as it splashed directly downward into the bowl's clear water; which of course like so many, was filled with water almost all the way to the front rim. I sat there just tinkling, and tinkling non stop for at least a minute in one huge gusher; thinking to myself " there goes all that diet pepsi you drank, cher, finally coming out as urine!"LOL of course giggling all the while! tapping my heels on the floor and thinking of some old go-go's song called " our lips are sealed" and singing it[ can you hear them? talk about us! telling lies! but that's no suprise!; here all the while I was looking down at the really cool way the water was making little waves against the front of the bowl just under the rim and wow! how yellow it was getting, oh my god! yeah I must have just kept tinkling steady for at least a full minute and a half, then stopped; meanwhile hearing this HISSSSSS from all the urine foam I saw bubbling up in the now all yellow water in the front of the bowl as it quickly faded .I started again in a series of splishes and splashes as I relieved myself of more yellow urine and listened to it tinkle into the water of that toilet bowl for another 45 secs; again stopping and hearing that " hisss" of my pee foamies which sounds so kewl. of course, knowing that it was not all done yet, I sat and waited and sure enough, more came out in about 5-6 bursts , all of which made a piddle sound as they completely landed into the water [ like they are supposed to I guess????? the reason for water filled toilets????]and those were stubborn and I just had to relax and let them come out in their own good time. yeah, here I am sitting with my undies and pantyhose down halfway between my ankles and knees just urinating, and urinating; listening to it tinkle into the toilet's water and wondering " when cheryl? when? will you be done, sweetie!" well finally after like almost three minutes I finished down to the last drop. reaching over to my right with my right hand, I took some toilet paper and placing it from the front first between my legs; I wiped my really wet pussy and I mean that thing was soaked as during that last part, I felt the warm urine run straight back and could hear it dribble into the water in a really piddly sound. then I got up with the paper still in my hand and yeah, wiped from behind to dry up all that wet pee all over my upper legs.dropping that one in the bowl all full of my intensely golden-colored, yellow urine, it took an extra sheet to dry myself completely. while slowly, and I mean slowly! pulling up the undies and yes, that black pantyhose, I looked some more to see what came out from my labia's little urinary opening. here there was really no foam like I often make when I have not gone in a while, well, just a few circles of it left floating all around in the deeply golden water filled with all that concentrated, desperate to come out, urine that I must've spent at least 2 mins and 30 secs, maybe more " tinkling" into the toilet bowl's water . well finished up pulling up that pantyhose which took another good half minute or more[ pain in the ass!:) ] I lowered my black dress which while pulling everything up; had to have fallen at least twice halfway down. with my right hand fingers with the awesome purple-violet nail polish, I reached for the flush lever and like the little lady I am, flushed my nasty-looking yellow, diet pepsi-induced urine down the drain. then I spent another good minute or two putting on my red lipstick and doing my hair with the little purse brush and ms cheryl was out the door, sweetie.
cheryl lynneILayLogs
I've just been down the pub, felt something brewing downstairs and was looking forward to relieving myself of it on the way home. Trouble was, my friend decided to accompany me, even though my house is nowhere near his, because we were having a deep discussion. So we walked past the park where I was planning to drop my load. Eventually we parted company and I retraced our steps to the park. I have just had the most delicious outdoor poo, good and solid, I was squatting there for a couple of minutes at least. The poo came out slowly, it was good and solid, and I had to push, but it was bloody good doing it out there in the park. The last time I did an outdoor poo was over a year ago and it was a desperation job and all splatty everywhere but tonight was a good solid firm jobbie and I really enjoyed doing it. I've been looking forward to it for a long time.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
girl who poops
i usually poop in the mid-morning time and today was no different. i went and had a few soft farts. i looked between my legs and saw the head coming out. gave a lil push and the smooth log made its way out. it was about 8 or 9 inches long. felt like there was more so i pushed a lil harder and a two 3 inch pieces came out and about three small chunks. all with very little smell...Paul
I was watching Next on MTV and this girl had to piss really badly but she couldn't so she was in the middle of a date and she couldn' hold it anymore and she pised herself and the guy. She got nexted. it was sooooo funny.Kerri
Hi is it wierd that when ever I poo, I need to be completely naked?
I am a first time poster, I am 21 years old, 5' 9" 129lbs.
LIke the other day for instance, I was at Dillards trying on clothes and I had drank quite a few cups of coffee and had eaten a few crosants and had the urge to go, but I was in the mids of shopping with my long time friend Sarah (SAme age, around 5' 7" 115lbs) We were picking out clothes and what not. Then we went to the dressing rooms to try them on. Since we both had clothes we decided to just use the same changing room. SO we went to the largest one the handycapped changing room. We both took off our clothes till we were in our bras. We both werent wearing underwear that day. I looked at Sarah and she looked great long blonde hair and her pubic hair trimmed. I heard her stomach growl and sort of moan. I could tell she either needed to let it go or she was really sick. I said "Are you ok?" She said, "I need to go." (Sarah and I watch each other go on a regular basis. We live together and only one bathroom so usaly one of us will be taking turns in the shower, then be on the toilet.) I said "I am feeling the coffee too and I need to go too." after about a minute of standing she said "We could just go in here?" I had been thinking this all along but did not say anything about it. Then I responded, :yea wee should" When I said thisw she unclipped her bra and squated down and let out a river of gold pee making a puddle on the floor then out of her ass dropped a mushy 3" piece of poop then after that 4 more r the same length came out. She then stood up walked over to me and said "Your turn" I took off my bra and squated over her pile and let out a pee for around 45 seconds then let out diarehha. IT came out so lliquidy it seemed to just run out of my bum. once it had stopped I patted my bush then walked over to my friend looked at the pile, there was a whole big puddle of pee and a mountian of mushy or liquid poo.
(I tottally love this site)
Mr. Clogs
To plugged pooper needing some ideas to releave constipation, here are some for you to try. Well, try citric magnesia which is a liquid form that you can get at your local drug store or supermarket. This works, and makes your poop come out in liquid form which can be relaxing thing. Be careful not to go out after taking it, you constantly have to go, I mean go with out embarrassing yourself! So make sure you're near a bathroom or have some container wuth you with plenty of toilet paper handy, you;'ll need them. Why not try squatting over a container while having your bowel movements because it comes out quick! I hope this helps. Good luck and write back to see if it helps.Brandon
Hey all let me tell you about the time I pooped. I came home and had the urge to poop so instead of going to the bathroom I went into the backyard. Then i pulled down my pants to my ankles and then went into the bushes and let nature take its course and started to poop a couple of log then pissed for like two minutes and when i was done i went in to wipe up and was my hands.
Carmalita
Hola amigos,
HSH: Your telling me hot sauce hurts? You should try my own salsa roja y verde. It's nuclear, but tasty. Here's some answers to your survey:
1) How often do you fart while pooping?
I usually fart if I have a lot of gas, or if I'm doing a softer poo.
2) Do your poops float or sink?
Usually sink. They float if I've been dehydrated.
3) Do you your trips to the bathroom (pooping) generally smell worse when you fart while pooping?
It just depends. My poops usually stink anyway.
4) Does your poop frequently leave skidmarks in the toilet when you finish pooping?
Yes, I leave race tracks because my turds are big. I usually have to flush and scrub.
5) when you fart around other close friends (any other time than pooping) do you claim responsibility for your farts if the really stink?
Don't have to; everyone knows it's me!
I just pooped out a grande. It was a huge load. I had a bad t???y ache and went into the bathroom for a dump. I was sitting there, rocking back and forth and holding my gut when a loud fart ripped. It was such a long fart too. So much gas was in me. I could hear Nu and Chrissy laughing from in the living room.
I kept on farting too, really sick wet ones like:
Sssssssppppppppppllllllllllllllttttttttttt! Then came the farts that are slow like the tick-tock of a clock: splpp-splpp-plpp-plpp…
The bathroom smelled pretty bad. I knew something was moving, but more farts came instead.
Ssssppppppllllltttt-splpp-splpp-plpp…
The girls were laughing from outside and I could hear Chrissy going "RRRRRRNNNNNN!!!" I then heard Nu's tiny little tap on the door and I told them to come in at their own peril.
They came in and yakked while I crapped. I kept letting out these long, wet farts. Suddenly, I don't know where it came from, but out came this really nasty
"SSSsssllloooooop!" of a pile of poo. Did I ever grunt on that one! It was a big long log with some mushy stuff. When I stood up Nu went "Eeeeeewwwww!" and pointed. Chrissy began laughing and asked "what did you eat, anyway?"
"It's gross in here! I gotta get out!" Chrissy said, holding her nose. Nobody stayed while I wiped my butt. As I stood there with a wad of TP, a little chunk of wet poo dripped out of my butt onto the floor. It was a bad dump, not for the faint of heart.
Love,
Carmalita la poopita!
Joshua
I dunno if I've already done this survey. I was reading a few older posts and stumbled across this survey.
poop/fart survey
GENERAL
1. What is your age? 14
2. Gender? Male
3. Weight, height and build(i.e. fat,chubby,tall,slim, etc.)Tall and slim
4. Race? (doesn't have to clear exact background; white, black,asian...) White
FARTING
5. About how many times a day do you fart? What foods contribute to your farting? I don't keep track of how many times a day I fart. Spicy and fast foods make me fart
6. What kind of farts do you rip? (wet, loud, silent, etc.) Does the size/shape of your butt contribute to the sound of your farts? I rip SBD's
7. Are you comfortable farting around others? If so who? Only around my friends
8. Where are you comfortable farting? When I'm by myself or taking a poo
9. Do you have a reputation of being the person that farts alot? Have you liked farting since you were a kid? No and no
10. Have you ever farted in someones face? If so what was the situation? Or has someone farted in your face? No. My friend Tyler farted in my face once though
11. Do you try to push out farts for relif or humour around friends? No
12. Do you enjoy farting underwater to see bubbles? I don't like farting when I'm in the water
13. Do you know if you fart while you sleep? No
14. Do you know someone who rips huge farts? My uncle
POOPING
15. How many times a day do you poop? 6
16. Describe the way your turds(logs) usually look. (color, size, length, texture, amount of turds, etc.) My poo is a light brown in color. They're soft and mushy
17. Describe the last dump you had? Really,really soft and mushy
18. Have you ever pooped yourself? How old were you? No
19. Did you think pooping was funny or gross when you were a kid? Gross
20. Have you ever clogged a toilet with your own turd? No
21. Have you ever pooped in a pool or bathtub? Not that I know of
22. Do your turds usually float or sink? Sink
23. How long do you usually have to wipe? Until all the poop is off my butt (half a roll at times)
24. Have you ever had a dump so big it hurt your butthole? No. But I have had diarrhea that hurt my butt a lot
25. Do you feel your butt is the right size/shape contribute to the way you poop. I guess
gracie's survey answers
survey.
1. when you need to poop
-do you have to go right away, or can you hold it? Since my poop is always runny,I can never hold it in
-does your stomach hurt? If I'm sick
-do you hold or rub your stomach? Sometimes. When the pain is really bad
-do you get gassy? Oh yeah!
-how long can you hold it if you have to? I can't
2. do any certain foods make you poop after eating them? Spicy and fast foods
3. do any certain foods give you the runs after eating them? I get the runs all the time, whether I eat ceratin foods or not
4. if you had to choose between being constipated or having diahhrea, which would you choose and why? Constipated. I've had soft,mushy poop since I was born,so it would be nice to have some troubles while pooping