Amused
ok i have been reading alot but i think its time to post.
I was going to the mall with my friends when i realized i had to have a bm. the only restroom that was open was the "family" one so i went in. There was a couch and to stalls. i went into one of them and this huge log came out. when i was done i wiped and went to flush but it was busted. when i opened the door i saw this really cute girl come in and she was about my age. i got scared and went back into the stall. the other stall was occupied so she just stood on the couch and squated.(she had on a skirt) The next thing i know there was a pile of crap on the couch cousion(vinal couch) and then she looked over and saw that i was looking. She said hi and kept going. i was astound that she didnt care that i was watching. i came out of the stall and she asked if i could make sure the people outside didnt come in and that the other person in the stall didnt find out. i said ok and made sure no one came in. she finally quit and then we left together. i found out later that she went to my school and we started to date. She was actully pretty nice and she only went there because the stalls were full.
Let me know if you liked the story. if so ill write some moreA.W.
To Cute and Shy
Please post some more stories, I miss hearing from u. I just would like to know if u doing well and if ur diaarhea is getting better or not. If have some more stories, I will post some more of my own ok.
I miss u!Woman
I was on a business trip in Berlin last week. I had to fly early although I hadn't got anything to do the first day, so it was a day free for me. I didn't really know what to do the whole day, because the other people was gonna arrive in the evening. I checked in to the hotel and decided to take a walk in the city.
It was a nice part of the town, but I didn't meet any tourists around. I crossed a little river and saw another bridge a few hundred meter away (I thought so) and I wanted to come back on that one. But the streets were very long, and it took much much longer to get to the other bridge. After 20 minutes I left the hotel a strong urge of poop hit me. That time I thought the bridge was near so I kept on walking. The urge's gone for a few minutes but it came back stronger and the bridge was not in sight yet. I was looking for a restaurant or something, but either they were still closed, or seemed to be unclean for me.
Suddenly I founded the bridge, but the first one was soooo far away!! Anyway I tried to hurry back to my room. Suddenly I had to go to another street, as the one by the river ended. I've lost my way a bit and took the wrong street to go on. It was already too much and I couldn't hold my poo when the next urge hit me and filled my panties completely. I had a skirt on, so it wasn't visible. Another 30 minutes later I reached the hotel and could clean myself.
It never happened to me before, and I felt guilty, a 41 year old woman doesn't mess herself! But it was exciting too! As I felt the warmth of my poop it was good too. I don't know how to tell it my husband. Or should I keep it a secret?Desperate to poop
I've got an oriental despartion story
I was over in Japan visiting a friend again and was in the local mall. I had had a big Janapese feast the evening before and hadn't been for over a day. I suddenly got a huge urge for a shit.
Hurriedly I made my way to the mall toilets to be dismayed at a line of 10 people for 4 toilets. The toilets were the Japanes squat ones and had quite high partitions. Two of them were occupied with girls having a good dump. I could tell from the groans and farts. Thankfully the other two were just pissing and came out fairly quickly. The next four just pissed but the other two at the end were still going strong. I was getting desperate and crossed my legs a bit as I could feel a hot runny poo ready to come out. I let of a stinky SBD as well. There was now four in front and some were looking quite desperate too. For a while all four had poopers in and then two left but amazingly the two on the end were still going. One was having diarroeh and the other seemed to be having a hard time getting a poop out. The queue was now forming behind me and I was getting very desperate. the next two went in and just peed which left only two in front. Unfortunately judging by the SBD one of them was going to be a while! Finally the lady in the end cucible came out and the girl dashed in and started peeing thankfully she only had to pee and the girl in front took her spot. She quickly unleashed a torrent of diarroeh and all four were again pooping. I had now been waiting 15 mins and was in terrible need to get to a toilet. I had my hand over my bum and was trying hard to stop myself from shitting my pants. Finally a cucible came free and I dashed in. I quickly hopped out of my trousers and squatted over the toilet and let rip. PPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT SLLLLLLLLLUSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH A torrent of runny poop flew out and I let a large groan and a sigh of relief. I was in a middle cucible and to one side a lady in her 40's was dropping a large log. I could hear grunting and moaning. Next door someone was pissing furiously, she was replaced by a few more pissers as I continued to unload. I finally felt done after ten mintues. I wiped up and left and someone quickly replaced me.
Outdoor Jenny - not heard from you for a while - you rock!
Happy poopingLauren
Hello, my name is Lauren and I am 20 years old. I have been reading this site for some time now and enjoy the stories on here!!! Well first off, I've suffered from mild incontinence since I was 14. Sometimes I can make it to a toilet without accidents if I feel the urge to go before it's too late. Although most of the time I wear girls goodnites. I know I should probably make the switch over to depends or some other adult brand, the xl goodnites still fit me well and they are real discreet. The other day I was out shopping at Foleys. I had an iced tea and a bottle of water before going to the mall so I should have guessed what was going to happen. I was looking at some clothes when I felt my diaper sag. By that time it was too late for a rush to the toilet, so I leaned over slightly and gave it a good soaking. After a good long pee I thought that I wouldn't have to go again for sometime, so I held out instead of changing. This however was a bad decision. I continued my shopping for an hour and started to head back towards the car when I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. Usually I was only incontinent for urinating and can hold my bm for a while. Not this time unfortunately. I reached my car and opened the trunk to put my new jeans and a cute shirt I had bought inside. After shutting the trunk I knew I wasn't going to make it home or even to a local restroom. So I opened the door of my car, bent down on the seat with the door opened and gave a slight push. Not much was needed as my ass relaxed and runny poop exploded into my goodnite. After that first burst of what was apparently diarrhea, I sat down in my car and felt the wet poo smear all over my rear end. The stench was awful, so I kept the windows open. It takes about 20 minutes to drive to the mall from my house so on the way I felt another urge to poop and leaned forward. I farted real loudly and pushed more gassy liquid poo into my diaper and felt it creep its way up my back. This time I had to urinate some more so I peed inadvertently and just about flooded the diaper. Sadly some leaked out and there was a small wet spot on the underside of my shorts. I finally arrived home and got into the bathroom to change and shower. The goodnite was totally destroyed with poo smeared everywhere and it weighed a lot because of the two heavy wettings. This is probably the worst accident I have ever had. I took a shower and wrapped up the goodnite and threw it in the garbage. Kind of embarassing, but is there anyone else who has this problem or had a similar experience? Lots of love…kute sara
today i went to the restaurant call subway and had a pretty big lunch i few hours passed and i had to go to the toilet when i whent i sat on the toilet so that i could have a pretty good push enought. while i was pushing the smell was pretty bad i was there for a few minutes and when i got up from the toilet i saw that i pretty much had push a six ich turd it was pretty big just like the foot long sub i had and i was kind of surprise well thats my story bye everybody :)
Laura
*My poop for Thursday May 11, 2006*
My digestive system is very regular, to the point that I feel the urge to poop every night between 6:00 and 6:30 PM. I just got off the toilet, but didn't flush or wipe. I'll describe the poop I had.
The first turd was firm, but not rock hard. It came out very slow, but I barely had to push. I had a ton of gas while producing it...
I felt better after another wave of farts, but still not empty. I sat for a little bit, pushing very slightly and a second turd started coming out. It was a little softer than the first turd and it seemed out to go on forever.
My first turd's about 7 inches long and just floating in the middle of the toilet. My second turd is a darker brown than my first turd and much longer, it must be at least 2 feet long!
Well, now I feel completely emptied out and I need to wipe. This poop was pretty clean. I only needed two wads of tp to get clean.
That's all for today. If you'd like I can post some more stories. I usually poop around 6:30 Central Time (5:30 Pacific, 8:30 Eastern).Constipated more then you
To girl w/trouble: i've had some pretty bad constipation problems. i feel your pain. i've gone longer then you- twenty four days- without a poo. it hurt terribly, i know. one thing you should try, i did this once when i didnt go for eighteen days- i stayed home from school, once everyone was out of the house- i took a laxative, drank 4 glasses of milk, and sat on the toilet with my pants ALL THE WAY OFF (because i would have to stretch my legs more then a pregnant woman. not really but alot). and i sat there until i felt something coming. now once you feel it coming, it's obviously hard to come out. so this sounds wierd, but use your hand to break it apart inside your bum. take your hand and feel from the side of your bum, feel the poo with your hand. squish it so as to try to break it into two pieces. then use both hands (one on either side of your bum) to squeeze your bum and try to squeeze the poo out of you. this WILL take a while. but however... after that, if you're used to going every two weeks, go every three days, as much as that soudns stupid too. every three days or whenevery ou feel the need to go. but someone (most people dont understand this) someone who has as terrible constipation as me and you, does not understand that our insides are so stretched out we dont even feel the need to poo anymore. we dont feel the urge until it gets gigantic like that. when two week intervals between pooing becomes normal, you know your in trouble. that's why you should gradually go down. one week. then once that starts hurting, three days. once that starts hurting, one day. then you should feel the need mroe often. but then again im just a 16 year old boy, what do i know. i aint no doctor, but i've had some AWFUL constipation. twenty three days! it took three days to come out. litterally. the third day i was in a public toilet, NAKED, trembling, and red, straining my eyes out to try to push the poo out. ya i know its traumatic, i cried too. it is indeed awful. i used to think nothing of not going for a week the other week i tride not going for a week and two days. i pooed so much it first of all bled, and second of all broke my toilet. literally. it screwed up the pipes.
kute sara
today i went to the restaurant call subway and had a pretty big lunch i few hours passed and i had to go to the toilet when i whent i sat on the toilet so that i could have a pretty good push enought. while i was pushing the smell was pretty bad i was there for a few minutes and when i got up from the toilet i saw that i pretty much had push a six ich turd it was pretty big just like the foot long sub i had and i was kind of surprise well thats my story bye everybody :)poopy in canada
hi everybody I'm new here so here's a little bit about me: I'm a girl, I'm 14y/o, 5'5", tall, thin, and weight 110lbs. I have two stories to share. One happened when I was eight so here goes: When I was 8 me and my family went camping. One night I had to go to the bathroom so I went, I never got there. When I got to the girl's washroom I opened the stall, closed it turned around and had diarreah. I don't know how it happened but it did. So I had shorts on and some of it came out of the sides of them onto the floor. When I came out nobody said anything, but when I got back my mom found out and took me back up to the washroom to have a shower. The second one happened this morning. Anyway this morning I didn't go to school for fear of having diarrhea at school so I stayed home. I started having really bad cramps but they went away after awhile so I started watching t.v. when it hit me full force, I couldn't help it and just went. The thing is I actually kind of liked it. So now I'm going to go clean it up.
cya later.Josh
By the summer of 1986, I had already transformed into a Shameful Shitter. Since it was the summer, I spent most of my days either chilling with the grandparents or down at the local pond fishing with my best buddy and his older brother. My parents both worked full time, so staying home alone wasn't an option -- and this, considering my Shamefulness, turned out to be a problem. I would normally try to back out a deuce early in the morning before Moms would drop me off at the grandparents or at my buddy's house up the street. In hindsight, I really wish they had just given me a damn key to the house! But then again, being eight, I couldn't keep track of shoes, let alone a house key.
This particular day, I was hanging out with Grandpa. We were shooting the shit while Grandma was across the street doing Grandma things. We spent the day gorging ourselves on sugar, chocolate, caffeine, and everything else that was really bad for us and would have me bouncing off the walls by the time Moms came by to pick me up. One lesson I would later learn is the havoc that all these sweets would wreak on my system. Another is that just because candy just came out of a bag doesn't necessarily mean it's okay to eat.
Moms came by to pick me up at around 2:30. I was literally crazy with energy and that didn't make her all that happy. I was screaming, running around, pretty much acting like an eight-year-old lunatic. My stomach, meanwhile, was acting like a giant blender for the garbage that was inside. I came down off my sugar high and after a few more minutes of gabbing, we left the retirement village and headed back to normal civilization.
We made it about ten minutes before the first wave of gastric pressure hit me. My mother saw me wincing in the backseat and asked if I was okay. I nodded and watched the trees whizzing past at sixty miles per hour. The pressure continued to build, but it wasn't painful yet, and I felt I wasn't in any imminent danger. So I said nothing. About twenty minutes from home, the pain began to set in and I knew, even at eight years old, that I was in a dire situation. I began to feverishly sweat and churn in my seat. The train was approaching the station and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
Again my mother asked if I was okay. Knowing full well that if I said anything even remotely close to admitting my need she would pull the car over at the nearest gas station and make me dump, I still didn't utter a word. I sat in my seat and just prayed for God to kill me or that I would pass out. Either would have been okay at that particular time. Had I known the end result, I would have probably chosen death.
Then it happened. I gave in to the demons and let nature take its course. I totally and utterly shit my eight-year-old pants. I distinctly remember the moment of relaxation and then the moist, warm, nasty feeling in my shorts. I didn't make a sound and didn't move for fear of Mom knowing -- if she knew I crapped myself she probably would have beat me in the middle of traffic. So I sat there, silently, in my shit-filled shorts, praying for every red light to turn green. The only thing on my side was the heat. Since it was a pretty hot summer day, all the windows were open. This helped dissipate the stink from the rotting carcass in my shorts.
But Moms always knows when something is amiss. As we sat at the intersection waiting for the green light, Moms asked that fateful question. "Did you poop yourself?" Me?! Poop myself? Why would she say such a thing to her own flesh and blood? I'm eight years old, goddammit! I do not shit myself! I screamed a resounding "NO!!" but Moms was not convinced.
"You pooped your pants, didn't you?" But this time, it wasn't in the nice, normal mom tone. It was in the you-just-filled-your-shorts-with-crap-and-are-stinking-out-my-new-car tone. Again, I told her no. We proceeded home.
Pulling into the driveway of our house, I knew that I would have to come clean to Moms. The way I figured it, as soon as I stood up, the evidence in my pants would become the evidence on the floor of the car. She turned the car off and I just sat in my seat. She got out and I didn't move. I sat there, petrified, knowing that I just shit my pants in the back of my mother's brand new 1986 Mercury Marquis station wagon. She came around to the back of the car and opened the door for me. Again, I didn't move.
"Are you getting out of the car?" she said.
I slowly stood up, hoping not to awaken the sleeping grogan in my pants. I stood in the back of the car for a second, trying with all the power of my eight-year-old mind to assess the situation. But fate was not on my side this day. As I stood there, the shit in my pants became the shit in my driveway. Just as I took the first step out of the car, one of the many turds in my pants came out of my shorts and plopped like a lump of warm clay onto the driveway.
My mother looked down at it, and then up at me. And then she took a second glance at it.
Then it finally clicked in her head that she was looking at a piece of shit on her driveway. She started yelling. "You had to go and you didn't tell me! Why wouldn't you tell me! We passed six gas stations on the way and you'd rather just go in your pants!"
And I stood there, petrified. I just wanted to run in the house and get the remaining brownies out of my pants. But instead I had to sit there and be harangued by my mother, in my driveway, in broad daylight. "Get inside and clean yourself up!"
And just as I turned to walk in the house, my mother decided to give me a good wallop on the ass -- smashing all the fresh poop into my shorts, my ass and whatever else was back there at the time. When I got in the house, my ass was just about spackled shut from the shot that Moms gave me in the driveway. I tossed my tightie whities in the garbage, threw the ruined shorts on the floor, and cleaned my ass as best I could. When my father got home from work I got another haranguing from him. He didn't smack me, though.
And so it goes now that at just about every family function, my mother decides to regale everyone with the time I crapped my pants in the back of the Marquis wagon.mc
to caitlyn
i really enjoyed your story. its nice of you to help that little girl like that. anyway i hope you do have more stories it would be cool to read themMyron
To Zip: Thanks for your advice, but If I had to shit that badly, and the men's room had no stall doors, I would just use the women's restroom. They walk into ours whenever they want, so I would take the chance. Thanks for trying, though.....Bashful MyronBrian
hey folks, Brian at Sears here. Drank a lot Tuesday night cause I was schedulled to be off Wednesday. My department manager called me Wednesday morning asking me if I could work 1-9 on Wednesday. I agreed, since it would be overtime. Well after a night of heavy drinking, comes a day of 'brown squirts' I hit the men's room every hour with such explosive diahreah I 'painted' all three toilets during my shift LOL. Of course, I never once had the luxury of having the bathroom to myself to catch a bit of privacy during these humiliating explosions. The customers would not say anything, but my co-workers laughed their asses off, as they watched me explode and were forced to breathe my noxious ass concoction. What could I do, I sat sheepishly and apologized to them for polluting their sanctuary. We laughed, and laughed ....Hungover guys shit stinks LOL
oh my god what ended constipation for me was sad ... i was at a friends house dressed completely in black for a party with my hair up (blonde) and he said lets go on my motorcycle and as soon as he started up the ratteling mustive done it i told him i need to poop. he was like ... ok do u mind using my dirty bathroom(he thinks girls never use em) and i said noope. he walked slowly inside and i reminded him i had to go. we got in there and as soon as i started pooping he ran in and said WAIT..... the toilets busted. i feel he just wanted to see me on the toilet lol
Jamail
i was watching a midnight movie last week with my boyfriend. we had a HUGE soda each and we drank and drank even before the movie started.before that, we had coffee at a cafe. and halfway through the movie, i could already feel the urge of peeing, but not to the verge of wetting myself. so i continued drinking the soda. during that time, i noticed my boyfriend squirming in his seat. i knew he needed to pee too but he wanted to watch the movie till the end. after afew mins, he started scissoring his legs and squirm more. until about 3/4 way thru, ive noticed that he stopped squirming. its was only until the end of the show when i realised that he had done it right in his seat.
when i asked about that, he admitted and didn't feel ashamed as he could at least watch the show without missing any parts.
we were having a fun time and so i forgot about having to pee. it was only until he left when the urge hit me. only this time it hit my very hard. i sped up with much difficulties and was still a distance away when i felt that i would wet myself anytime. i walked real slowly and carefully, crossing my legs while doing so. but seconds later, i started squirting out a little. it does ease me and i finally had one very long squirt which actually wasn't a squirt, but a long stream of piss as my flood gates were totally opened! i was stunned at myself, as i hadn't wet myself since 7 or 8. after i finished peeing about 2 mins, i found myself standing in a big puddle of pee, with pee still dripping down my jeans that had turned dark from being soaked. luckily there wasn't anyone at the time or i'd be real embarrassed!
when i was little, around 3 or 4, i would let go of myself totally if an urge hit me, anytime. i did that many times in malls and parks,taking no notice of the people around me as my mum would always have a spare set of clothes with her in case of emergencies.
there was once when i peed myself in the mall, and my mum didn't realise it. then we left the mall and she wanted to take me to her friend's house for a visit. it was about 20 mins walk from the mall and while walking, i needed to pee again. therefore, without further hesitation, i peed myself, again! my pants were really soaked at that time, and the dampness made me feel so uncomfortable that i started crying. my mum realised what happened but couldn't change me in the open. so, i had to be in the wet pants until we reached the house.
that was one of the last times that i wet myself without thinking or trying to hold..
i was in the 2nd grade and during English lesson one day, the teacher wanted someone to read in front of the whole class. she picked my partner who wanted to wee very bad and had been holding herself since 15mins earlier.
she had some difficulties leaving her seat and she clutched herself a little when walking up front. when she was reading the first paragraph of her book,she suddenly stopped and held herself real tightly while jumping to stop herself from weeing.at the same time, everyone could see weewee dripping down her hands that were still clutching on to herself tightly.
finally, she let go of herself and weewee simply gushed out all the way down the legs of her jeans like nobody's business!
soon, there was a huge, significant puddle on the floor, and her crotch was still dripping from the massive wee. she started crying. she was then sent home for a cleanup immediately.GaBoi
I just took a big dook at Red Lobster. I felt it coming, so I went into the bathroom, took the first of 3 stalls, and sat down, and exploded. I let out a sigh of relief and another dude that was peeing in the stall next to me kinda laughed a little. That felt so good though.Hey I had a weird poop story the other day. All afternoon I felt an impending urge to shit a massive log. But I had taken a big dump that morning, so I couldent figure out where all the shit could be coming from! Anyhow I got some time at work so I went to the can to unleash this beast. Well it turned out, it was just a small shit nugget lodged about a couple inches up inside of my asshole. For some reason it made me feel like a massive was about to hit, but thats all that was there, a little nugget. I guess it was just in the right spot to make my mind think something different. Weird.
Anny
Hi
I'm Anny, 19 y/o from Toronto Canada, 5'10", auburn hair, hazel eyes. I posted here for the first time a couple of days ago. Anyway I thought I might share some childhood accidents I had. There are 4 stories, so bear with me, it's kind of long. lol.
My first accident story happened when I was in 1st grade. It was lunch time and the teacher was reading to us. I had to go pee really bad, but I was a shy kid and didn't want to ask to use the toilet, plus, our class was in one of those portables, and our school was on the other side of the yard. So I figured I could hold it. Who was I kidding? I was a really small kid. lol. Anyway for some reason, I started laughing really hard at something my teacher read us, and I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. All that laughter released my bursting bladding, and I peed myself badly. It squirted out at an alarming rate, soaking my clothes, chair and making a puddle on the floor. By the time I realized what happened, I was soaked and the janitor had to come and mop up the mess. Oops :S My teacher asked me why I didn't ask to go and I said I didn't know I had to go that bad. So she made my friend, who was a year older than me(she was 7 and I was 6) take me all the way to the school, in my soaking wet jeans, to try to clean up. When I realized it was no use, we had to go to the office, where my teacher called my mom at work and told her to come pick me up. My mom didn't drive, so instead she called a cab and I went home in wet, stinky clothes. I got home and changed, shoving my wet panties and jeans underneath all the other clothes in the hamper. Luckily my stepdad didn't say anything about it so that was it for my pee accident. lol.
The second accident happened when I was also 6. My stepdad took me out to lunch and I felt a cramp in my stomach, so I tried to go to the washroom even though I had a phobia of public washrooms when I was little, but I didn't want to have an accident if I didn't try to go to the bathroom. Figures, it was just gas. So we got home, and later on the cramps and stomach gurgling got worse, so I knew this time I had to take a crap. Well, unfortunately, my stepdad was in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, and I was desparate, so I pounded on the door and pleaded to use the bathroom. He said he'd be out in like 5 minutes. At that moment though I farted by accident and shit my pants badly. My stepdad was still in there spraying potpourri when my pounding got more desparate by the minute. Finally he came out and waddled in there in my diarrhea-filled pants and panties. I pulled my soiled pants down and sat on the toilet, where I sprayed more liquid crap and farted up a storm. My stepdad knocked on the door and came in, when I instinctively hid my dirty panties and pants, though it was no use. The smell was inevitable. After I was done, I wiped, and shoved my dirty pants in the laundry after rinsing them out. What a mess.
And then once, when I was about 5, I was sleeping soundly because I was sick. I dreamt I was sitting outside on the porch with my feet in a bucket of warm water and it was pouring rain. You can probably guess what happened. I woke up in soaked sheets and PJs. I woke my mom up and she changed my bed.
Here's the last accident story. This happened when I was 4. It was the middle of the night, and I felt the urge to go pee. So I stumbled to the bathroom, half-asleep and sat on the toilet and peed. Only, halfway through I felt fabric getting warm and wet, and I realized I was peeing my panties on the toilet!!! By the time I realized this, it was too late and my underwear was drenched. I got off the toilet and went crying to my mom's room and told her "I peed through my underwear!" She was only half-asleep herself so she told me to take them off and put them in the laundry. So those are my accident stories lol.
I have some questions, I was hoping girls could answer: I'm just curious. Please put your age and your weight and height.
I'm a 19 y/o female, 150 lbs, 5'10"
1. Toilets. Do you like them? Meh..it's there, so I use it :P lol
2. Do you remember the first time you were toilet training? When I was 2 and a half
3.Were your parents the kind who video taped you training? Nope, took pictures instead
4. Have you ever used a:
Pill Laxative (Dulcolax, phillips) : Yes
Liquid Laxative (Milk of Magnesia, Castor Oil, Laxit): Yes
Chocolate Laxative (Ex - Lax Chocolate cream chews): Yes
Rectal Enema (Fleet): Nope
5. Have you ever pooped in front of someone before? Who was it? No one
6. Has someone talked to you while pooping? Yeah, in a public washroom but I don't answer back
7. Have you ever had diarrhea: Yes
In the school: Yes
In a restaurant: Yes
At Home: Yes
At a park or swimming area: No
8. Have you ever went into the opposite Sex's restroom before? Nope
If so: What reason:
9. Would you or have you pooped in any other place besides a toilet? If I was desparate
A sink: Nope
A bathtub: Nope
In the woods: If I was desparate
in the water: Ewww NO
in your room: NO
In your pants (On Purpose): Nope
In your pants (By Accident): I did only a couple of times
These next few questions are ones I expect to have full answers:
10. If you have used a laxative, describe how you started it, what you did during that time for it to take effect, and what you did during it. Give vivid descriptions. When you expelled, give description to all pains and feels, good or bad, and would you do it again?
I took a laxative occasionally for constipation, only if I haven't gone for 2 or 3 days, so that's the only time I'll use one. I took a laxative and put on old underwear in case I can't make it to a toilet, and I stay really close to a toilet so I won't mess myself. I go to the bathroom after the 2nd or 3rd fart, or when it feels close to when I have to shit, and sit on the toilet. When I go, I feel cramps in my stomach and then a major urgency to go to the bathroom and it comes out quick. I wouldn't do it again unless I'm severly constipated.
12.Have you ever sat on a toilet different before? (I.E. - sitting backwards, sideways, standing over the toilet, sitting naked, Any others): I tried sitting backwards and standing lol
13. Have you ever played a game while pooping? No
14. If you used a laxative, did you use it for constipation or for something else? (If for something else, please specify what it was:
I use it only for constipationGoing in the public loos in China was an experience. You can often smell the public loos couple of hundred metres away. One was just a communal trough with a small wall to shield you from neighbours splashes I guess. As I bent down to swat for a wee my nose was next to a bin filed with used toilet tissue-it stank so bad. Someone had already landed a big one in the trough and my eyes just landed on it-which is really gross.
The other public loos on the mountain were even worse. I went in, saw a mountain of shit in the trough and just left. It seriously was a mountain of separate shits piled on top of each other. I went back in though just to take a photo as evidence to show my boyfriend who couldnt believe that the ladies toilets were that bad.darkirish
Franco,
I am also in toronto enjoyed reading your posts, loved your account of the guy in union station shitting himself, i have not been fortunate enough to see any accidents as of yet, seen a couple of piss ones but never seen one shit himself
i have had a couple of accidents myself though, in the BCE underground washroom was standing next to a business guy taking a piss at the urinal when i farted and instead ended up dropping a whole log into my pants
would love to buddy dump
waldo plopman
I've posted here before.The doorless stall thing only scares me because i pee when i dump .I am short in that department and have to point it down with my hand.Any one else got that prob?
Thursday, May 11, 2006
THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER TO MYRON just let it out...I know public toilets might not be your first choice but it is better for your health if you do what nature intended. Just enjoy it!!!!!
Today I was driving along and I really had a poo build up and as the need was really there, rather than wait till I got to my office I just pulled over at a public toilet (it did have a door but a metal toilet so I hovered) and dropped the pants and within seconds pushed out a few good size turds of very solid consistency, did a wee, wipped and left but not before pulling up my trousers, of course.
THUNDER
my survey answers
1) When was the last time you were really sick? about a year ago, but it was just a headache, no diarrhea. i`ve never had a stomach sickness, at least none that i can remember
2) Would you rather have diarrhea or barf? diarrhea
3) Have you ever had diarrhea and barfed at the same time? no
4) Have you ever had an accident because you were really sick? no, i have great control over my bodily functions and could easily hold diarrhea for days, untill it goes away, but i just found out i have ibs and when i eat protein bars i do occasionaly get bad diarrhea(it`s green) and i feel quite desparate, but i`ve always made it on time
i have a story for you guys.
about a couple of months ago i woke up needing to pee pretty bad. i layed in bed trying to hold on but i guess i relaxed a little(i did feel good) and peed my underwear a little. but i was able to get away with it and finished the rest in the toilet
Vvon
Hello all..
I am sitting at the toilet on my laptop atm taking a massive crap. thought yal yould like to be with me
Awww man. this turd is giving me trbl. *push* unhhhhfart. ok that was good
now time for the farts to begin
wow this smells perrty bad
toots
arrgh
ok now another big turd.. this one has to be like 3in across
it hurts a lil bit i guess
man it smells
ok that rud is finished
now time for my last one
ohhhhh its like a foot long
time to c inside the bowl
man the longone curves aorund the entire bowl and the other ones are just staring at me all huge and shit
cyaz laters
Pharmacist
Whats up, first time posting here named PHARMACIST, I use to post here a few years ago back in 02 and 03 my post name was STUDENT. I don't know if anyone remembers but, now I am not a Student since I graduated in May 05 I am a Phamarcist, so from now on I will be posting as PHARMACIST
It is really amazing how many different interests the human mind can hold, not all of it can be explained. Who would think that so many anonymous people have an interest or a fetish in bodily fucntions, that just shows you how complicated and strange human beings are.
Yeah, men are definelty more open about pooping, pissing and farting than women, this guy I work with he is hillarious, he will brag about every big dump he takes, a couple of weeks ago he even drew a picture of his dump on a board for everyone to see. This guy is cool as hell and funny.
DAVE B-I am definetly going to check this movie out, do you know anymore movies with female poop scenes
TIA- 3 times a day, wow. I am usually an every other day type of pooper.
DIANA-
1- I can't remember when I have been sick sober, I drank like a fish all throughout school and all of my sickness has been alcohol related.
2-Diarrhea definetly, its more fun
3-No
4-When I am sick I call in, even if its a headache so no accidents for me.
I probably won't post much about my poo's. They are pretty boring, I poo about every other day and its usually just one 6-9 inch log, with barely any smell. I have never had smelly poos really, even when I have the runs they don't smell, I wish I could have the gift that others do.
Why do other people poo smell more than others, I have three possible theories to this.
1-Genetics ( which I'm not sure, because my brother, Dad and Mom have really smelly poos but I don't on the other hand my sister's poo's don't smell much like mine)
2-Size (Not too sure on this, society makes it seem like big fat people take the biggest dumps, but I know there is a hot girl out there that probably can stink up an entire (large) public restroom.
3-What you eat, which I'm not sure as well, even if I gouge on eggs, my poo will smell worse, but it still won't clear a public restroom like with some others.
Anyone have any theories?
I have a survey for WOMEN, I could care less about men crapping, Men are so open about their farts and craps that it is nothing new to me.
1- How tall are you?
2- How old are you?
3- What is your build (skinny, thick, heavy)
4- How large would you say your poop rates on a scale from (1-10)
5- Is your poop, (Hard, halfway, soft, chunky or runny)
6- Does your poop (have no smell, smells a little, can stink up a private bathroom, can stink up part of a public restroom, can stink up an entire public restroom)?
7- Does your poop normally float or sink?
8- Are you ( very ladlike, not at all, or in between)
9- What color is your poo usually?
10- What kind of food do you eat?Paul
1) When was the last time you were really sick? 2 weeks ago with violent diarrhea.
2) Would you rather have diarrhea or barf? diarrhea, it cleans my system out better then throwing up.
3) Have you ever had diarrhea and barfed at the same time? no.
4) Have you ever had an accident because you were really sick? yeah, when i was 10, i had the flu and i shit my pants in school (i'll post the whole story if you want).
Kerri
It's been a while since I've posted but I just wanted to respond to a few of the surveys on here. (23 year old white female)
TIM 1. How old are you? 23
2. Do you like pooing, or dislike it? i LOVE it
3. Do you fart a lot while you poo, and are they loud or silent? not much usually but when I do they are kinda loud
4. How thick are your poos and do they sometimes hurt your bumhole? mine are usually about 2 inches think sometimes more sometimes less... but they only hurt when they are bigger
5. Have you ever looked at your bum hole with a mirror while you pood or farted? yep - i like watching it come out
6. Have you ever had a really messy poo where your bumhole has been really dirty and then found there was no paper? no- i always check to make sure there is paper first
7. Do you sometimes have a nice clean poo when your bum hole is so clean afterwards that you don't wipe at all? well i always wipe but sometimes there is nothing on the paper
8. When you wee does it male a loud whooshing noise or does it come out quietly? mine it quiet unless i had to o really bad from holding it a long time
9. Do you sometimes fart when you wee? yeah- most of the time
10. Who has heard you fart? as far as a know just my husband
shogunblade
1. Toilets. Do you like them? not really -- they aren't to comfy but they sever their pourpose
2. Do you remember the first time you were toilet training? NO
3.Were your parents the kind who video taped you training? NO
4. Have you ever used a:
Pill Laxative (Dulcolax, phillips) : NO
Liquid Laxative (Milk of Magnesia, Castor Oil, Laxit): NO
Chocolate Laxative (Ex - Lax Chocolate cream chews): NO
Rectal Enema (Fleet): NO
5. Have you ever pooped in front of someone before? Yes Who was it? MY Husband
6. Has someone talked to you while pooping? yeah
7. Have you ever had diarrhea: yes
In the school: yes
In a restaurant: yes
At Home: yes
At a park or swimming area: yes
8. Have you ever went into the opposite Sex's restroom before? yes
If so: What reason: we aren't allowed to discuss that on this site
9. Would you or have you pooped in any other place besides a toilet? YES
A sink: yes
A bathtub: yes
In the woods: yes
in the water: yes
in your room: yes
In your pants (On Purpose): no
In your pants (By Accident): no
10. If you have used a laxative, describe how you started it, what you did during that time for it to take effect, and what you did during it. Give vivid descriptions. When you expelled, give description to all pains and feels, good or bad, and would you do it again? N/A
12.Have you ever sat on a toilet different before? (I.E. - sitting backwards, sideways, standing over the toilet, sitting naked, Any others): backward and sideways yes naked all the time
13. Have you ever played a game while pooping? well sorta i have a puzzle game book that i keep by the toilet and do when im pooping
14. If you used a laxative, did you use it for constipation or for something else? (If for something else, please specify what it was: n/a
also I'd like to share a story ( sorry this is getting so long) anyway here it goes. This was actually from early this evening. I felt the urge to pee really bad so went to the bathroom. Once i got there i didn't plan or pooping but as soon as i sat I farted and felt one coming. so as i was peeing i stared pushing lightly and before long a log slightly over 2 inches think started slideing out without much effort. after a min it was still coming and i knew it was getting long so i took a quick peek between my legs and saw the "snake" which was now around a foot or so long curling around the bowl but it was still attached to me. Anyway as i was sitting back up i accidently wiggled and it broke off but i knew I wasnt done so sat there about 5 more min and 5 more smaller logs come out varying in length about 4-8 inches long each all of which were evey bit as thick as the first.
Anyway guys again sorry this was so long but I hoped you liked my story.
Tessa
My answers to Tim's survey:
1. How old are you? I'm 14
2. Do you like pooing, or dislike it? I love to poo if it comes out easy and feels good.
3. Do you fart a lot while you poo, and are they loud or silent? I usually hsve lots of gas, so fart a lot, and mostly they're loud although I do try and keep them as soft as poss.
4. How thick are your poos and do they sometimes hurt your bumhole? My poos are usually quite long and thin, although if I haven't been for a day or two they can be a bit thicker and harder, and can stretch my bum a bit.
5. Have you ever looked at your bum hole with a mirror while you pood or farted? How did it look? Haven't done this lol.
6. Have you ever had a really messy poo where your bumhole has been really dirty and then found there was no paper? Once at the mall. It was gross, but I just used my panties to wipe, then threw them in the toilet as well.
7. Do you sometimes have a nice clean poo when your bum hole is so clean afterwards that you don't wipe at all? Sometimes - those are the best poos of all.
8. When you wee does it male a loud whooshing noise or does it come out quietly? It comes out with a smal ssssss noise. My older sister makes a really loud whoooosh.
9. Do you sometimes fart when you wee? Often.
10. Who has heard you fart? My sister, some friends, my brother.
Sweet Survey-er
Hi everyone, thought I'd answer ANNY'S Questions.
I'm a 23yr old Female, 70kg, 5 foot 4 inches
1. Toilets. Do you like them? Yes only if they are Clean
2. Do you remember the first time you were toilet training?
Not really but I'm guessing around 2years old.
3.Were your parents the kind who video taped you training?
No thank god!!
4. Have you ever used a:
Pill Laxative (Dulcolax, phillips) : No
Liquid Laxative (Milk of Magnesia, Castor Oil, Laxit): No
Chocolate Laxative (Ex - Lax Chocolate cream chews): No
Rectal Enema (Fleet): No
5. Have you ever pooped in front of someone before? Who was it?
Only in a public rest room, but they were in another cubicle.
6. Has someone talked to you while pooping?
Yes, My dad (he was outside the bathroom and My Mum)
7. Have you ever had diarrhea: Yes
In the school:
Probably
In a restaurant: No
At Home: Yes
At a park or swimming area: No
8. Have you ever went into the opposite Sex's restroom before?
Yes
If so: What reason: To see if was messy
9. Would you or have you pooped in any other place besides a toilet? Yes in the bush once while camping
A sink: No
A bathtub: No
In the woods: Yes if i had to
in the water: NO
in your room: NO
In your pants (On Purpose): No
In your pants (By Accident): Only if i had Diarrea
These next few questions are ones I expect to have full answers:
10. If you have used a laxative, describe how you started it, what you did during that time for it to take effect, and what you did during it. Give vivid descriptions. When you expelled, give description to all pains and feels, good or bad, and would you do it again?
I have never used a laxative but if i did i would be at home and close to the toilet. Probably relaxing by watching a movie or reading a book.
I would certainly do it again to clean me out if i was constipated.
12.Have you ever sat on a toilet different before? (I.E. - sitting backwards, sideways, standing over the toilet, sitting naked, Any others):
I Have sat naked and often thought about sitting backwards just to see what it would be like.
13. Have you ever played a game while pooping? Nope
14. If you used a laxative, did you use it for constipation or for something else? (If for something else, please specify what it was:
I have never used them but if i did it would only be for constipation.