Kristy from Wisco
Hey Everyone!
I had a great poo at the mall today. It is so nice out here so I wanted to get out of the house with my girl tracy. We went to the mall to look at spring clothes, then after lunch the taco bell/hang over starting brewing a good one in my stomach as too in Tracy's so we headed for the potty. Tracy got into a stall right away, I was in line next for mine. There was only 4 stalls in this bathroom, Tracy was having a noisy yet pretty solid poo, and the rest were pretty farty/juicy ones as I was about to have. Finally my stall opened up, Tracy said I might be here a while and let out with a bit of diareha. I told her, "Honey i'm about to explode." That is exactly what I did, i pulled my Capri's to my ankles, no underwear, and sat. As soon as my firm ass hit the seat I dropped a huge wave of wet chunky poop, with farts in between. Then it was just like peeing out of my butt for like 10 minutes with some of the wettest farts, Tracy too. I finsihed a little before tracy, wiped and waited for her outside the bathroom. Keep more explosive shit stories coming girls!JGood4u
from: MILA
Guys, when you have to pee and poop, what do you do? i had a boyfriend who would stand and pee first, then sit to poop, but one of my other friends just points his penis down and pees while he poops.
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Good question! I usually try to pee while I set to poop and use my fingers to press down on my penis to make sure it is pointed downward enough to not over shoot the top of the seat. Many times however, I don't really need to pee or it isn't that easy to pee while seated, but just as soon as I stand up, I need to pee urgently, and just turn around and stand to pee before flushing. I don't understand why I work that way, it does seen that it would be a lot more convenient to pee while just seated there. It is a little harder to shake your penis while seated though.SpeedyBK
Hi yall I have another post.
I was reading about Beth and her question again and how it takes so long to poop. I have the same problems but it's more because I eat alot and wait for every other day so I have lots of poop to get out. When I feel like I poop on my own it's a really massive pressure down near my stomach and then I can't really feel like most but it does get bigger the pressure. I start to feel like something is like pulling out of me like that is usually really big and I don't really ever see what I'm doing because I'm on my side or back but I hear the pads and stuff crinkle and make noise when the turds hit them. I feel like the pressure gets less each time i fart and feel something move. Most times when it's my time to poop I can easily fill a pad, those paper ones, and two adult sized diapers with poop because once I start my poop just keeps coming. I've had many nurses and helpers say that i wouldn't be able to flush it so guess it's good i don't have too. I do really feel much but I'd say it's a really good feeling to get all that out. And some days it's better than others usually depending on how much i can help myself.
Have a good one
SpeedyBK
Does Anyone want more or different post i could do accidents too.
IBS
To MILA:
I (as well as most guys in the world I'm sure) will generally push their penis down into the bowl to pee while having a bowel movement. I know when I sit down, I generally point my penis down just as I sit down on the toilet because for some reason, I pee a lot when having a bowel movement. By the way, does anyone else have that problem--peeing almost all of the time when they are having a bowel movement? I can pee then turn around and go back to the bathroom to have a bowel movement and start peeing almost constantly. It is not a hard stream... just a weak, dribbly stream. Is it just me and is there anything medically wrong with that (I dont think there is).uppity bunny
The other night I was kind of constipated. Earlier in the day I managed to push out some hard balls, but I still felt full. So later on, I sat back down on the can and started with a small poop and some gas. Then slowly, out came sliding this enormous, thick, smooth, firm poop in one fell swoop. It felt SOOOO good! Suffice it to say, I was rather shocked at its size when I looked in the toilet. It was about 15" long and over 2 inches wide, uniform in width. It was the most satisfied I've been with a poop in a long time.
Just to remind everyone, I'm 23/m and bisexual. I've found that i'm usually somewhat constipated these days...I've moved to Boston and my diet isn't exactly balanced, since I don't have money to burn. I've always been thin and always done big hard poops, but now they're usually hard and take considerable effort to get out and I usually end up having to go multiple times a day. I need more fiber I think. Plus, every now and then I get baaad gas...like tonight for example. I kept ripping these long loud ones, much to my pleasure. Heh. Oh well. Talk to you later all.Rob
to Urinator
1) What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen while standing at a urinal?
A young guy came running in found all of the stalls occupied, so he and backed up to one of the urinal next to me dropped his pants and took a dump. He said "sorry about that dude but I was about to shit my pants."
2) What's the creepiest thing a fellow urinal partner has done/said to you?
One day when I when I was in high school I was taking a piss and this black dude told me his dick was getting hard and backed away from the urinal to show me his hardon. Then he asked me if my dick was hard. This was during class so nobody else was in there. It totally freaked me out and I zipped up mid stream and got the hell outta there. LOL
3) Ever peed on a public men's room floor?
We all used to pee in the floor drain in the boys locker room when I was in Jr High because there was only one urinal and one stall and there were usually 4 gym classes (at least 50 guys) changing in there.
4) Ever peed in a public men's room sink?
Yeah, when there was a long line at the urinals
5) What is your favorite type of urinal? (Mine is the trough followed by the kind that go all the way to the floor).
The ones that go all the way to the floor.
6) Have any memories of peeing with any buddies while a teenager? Describe memorable times doing this.
No, but I remember my dad holding me up to pee in a trough urinal at a college football game when I was a kid.
7) Do you prefer the urinal or the stall? Why?
Urinal, itis quicker because I don;t have to lock the door.
8) Ever sneak a peek while at the urinal?
OH YEAH...and nay guy who says he doesn't is lying!
9) Where's the weirdest place you've ever peed?
Off of a really high bridge while stuck in a traffic jam.
10) Ever seen any boy pee scenes in movies that you enjoyed? What movies?
Notonight I was with a friend and I told him I was going to the bathroom (public) to comb my hair but in reality I had a ragig bowel movement errupting in my system. Anyway he came into the bathroom with me (one room) and I locked the door. I knew him along time so I did not mind neither did he so I walked over and did my buissiness in the toilet.
I for once did not mind him seeing me pooping like I would other people
Dump Buddy
This is a first, at least for me. If you have any interest in watching a fresh-faced, studly young dude suffer a sudden attack of desperate churning pressure deep inside his overloaded bowels, you'll want to check out this recent, soaring-up-the-charts music video. Yes, I said music video.
Totally by accident, while half watching MTV, I caught the last 90 seconds or so of this video. When I thought I was imagining what was being portrayed, I looked it up on one of the popular online video venues. Turns out,I wasn't imagining anything. It wasn't wishful thinking.
The video is Lilly Allen, "Smile", a tune from her new CD "Alright Still". My synopsis of the plotline is that Lilly discovers her boyfriend has been messing around with another girl, and plans a series of bad stuff to happen to him to take revenge. For his final downfall, she secretly slips most of a package of laxative tablets into his tea/coffee. They return together to her place. On the way, you imagine he starts feeling the urge but, like most healthy young bucks, he figures he can hold it until later; right now, he's got to deal with her taunting accusations. By the time they get to her flat, his gut is screaming to him that this is not a usual shit brewing, but a monster dump that he can't hold back much longer. He suddenly realizes he's gotta find a toilet bowl like NOW and plant his aching butt on it or he's gonna shit himself. Holding his exploding bowels with both hands in blinding torture, he's stunned to find her ignoring his agony and, like, why the f**k does she suddenly pick this second, after trying to sweet talk her for hours, now she want to get all up close and real personal and wants to make out? Frustrated and exasperated, feeling that fat juicy deadly fart brewing that when it detonates, it's gonna be disaster for him and his jeans, he escapes from her insistant caresses and makes a dash down stairs, where he finds the bathroom and (you see his trembling hands flying to his jeans, him mindlessly fumbling and unbuckling and unzipping) he finds the bowl. "WHA-WHHAT the F**K?!!" He finds his salvation almost totally hidden by piles of dirty laundry - her dirty laundry, and totally inaccessible. This, the climactic manipulation of her viciously clever plot. Too overwhelmed with roaring, eye-popping desperation that comes from a frantically anticipated shit explosion thwarted at the last second - you've been there - too desperate to deal with this and work out the solution, he goes back up to her to beg for help, but he's horrified to find her totally ignoring him still, acting as if she couldn't tell her raging boyfriend was on the edge of shitting his guts out. Overwhelmed by anger and pissed as hell, for a few moments his rage takes priority and he clenches back his massive juicy shitload long enough to spew out his anger for her totally b**chy attitude, still unaware of her evil plot. But not for long... You see him gasp and clutch himself with all he's got, knowing that at that moment jagged knives of pain stabbed his bloated bowels, defeating his final struggle, and...
Moments later, he picks up his stuff and mad as bl**dy hell marched determinedly out of her arms, and out of her flat but, no longer exhibiting the signs of a young man desperately holding back his steaming shitload. Therefore, we must assume...
Seriously, most of his ordeal is right there for you to see, in concentrated form, not just in my head.
Check it out. I'd enjoying reading your comments and reactions. Plus, it's a really good tune, and Lilly is so sweet, and so...evil!!!
Monday, March 12, 2007
Misty
I've had problems with my bowels for a long time. I'm 30yrs old now and to those of you who have had emabarrassing "accidents" in the past believe me when I say sometimes you just have NO CONTROL! I get severe abdominal pains followed by total ass explosions. There have been several times where it was like I was peeing out of my ass! Even worse when I have 5mins left of drive time and it comes out of no where and it just starts to come out and there's no where to stop to use a bathroom. My most embarrassing moment was probably when I went grocery shopping and had my cart half way full when I began getting "flashes" of pain in my intestines. I knew I had a mere few secs to get to the bathroom. I wanted to fart so bad to help rid some of the pain but I knew I would shit in my pants so I squeezed and walked quickly! I parked my cart outside of the bathroom and walked in praying no one would see me or be in there and of course there were about 5or6 women in there. I had no choice, I had to go. I went into the last stahl, put a seat cover on and just about sat before all hell broke loose. Again, it was like peeing out of my ass accompanied with really loud farts and a helacious smell! It sounded like someone was pouring chunky buckets of water into the bowl. I must have flushed at least 4 times to make sure the bowl was empty. When I came out all but 1 were gone. She was a little old lady about 70ish. She looked at me and said,"I bet you're glad you didn't shit in your pants." I started to laugh. After that I didn't get emabarrassed anymore. Everyone poops!!Zig
To Kayla:
Nice post! Can you please post some of your memories about having to go while diving? What did it feel like? How was the cleanup?
And what do you do when you have to go #2 in a wet suit??? You didn't mention that one! ;-) Ever had that? Post please! Thanks.Kellygirl
Many years ago when I was in my late teens I went swimming in a river with some friends. Three of us and our boyfriends. After a while I had to do a poo real bad and there were no washrooms around. The bushes along the river were not very tall so wouldn't hide me. I really had to poo so I swam down stream from where everyone was and found a place where I pulled my bikini bottoms down and squatted with the water up to my shoulders. At first I peed as I relaxed and just a little push and I did a big poo underwater. It just kept comming out and I must have done a lot of poo in the water. I didn't need tp and nobody knew that I had done a big poo.
I'm almost 50 now and age and two pregnancies have made bikinis a no no.I usually wear a two piece swimsuit as they are easier to get out of when going pee or poo.
When I have to go in the water I wade out about waist deep and pull my bottoms down and pee standing up. In a one piece suit I wade out the same and spread my legs a little and pull the suit to one side and pee in the water like in a two piece.
Lola
I've noticed that a lot of grocery stores have a single unisex bathroom, and it got me thinking about other places like that. do you know any other places that have single bathrooms like that? i think subway restaurants do, anywhere else?roger
Kayla, very interesting post! Hadn't known diving had those instances before your post. I assumed you held it until you returned to the surface and land. Obvious question, then, when you push a bm into your diaper wearing a dry suit, does it make an obvious bulge? I would think there'd be a bulge at your bum and most people would know what you had to do. Hmmm. Curious. And an interesting mind picture of the process. Tell us more! Thanks for sharing!Mark E Mark
TO ANNY: To feel comfortable farting in front of your boyfriend, just do it! My girlfriend and I live together so we always fart in front of each other. Its no big deal once you get used to it.MILA
Guys, when you have to pee and poop, what do you do? i had a boyfriend who would stand and pee first, then sit to poop, but one of my other friends just points his penis down and pees while he poops.Tia
Ahhhh....now I feel nice and refreshed. I just took a load out my body. lol
I was reading some posts on here, when I felt that all too familiar feeling of poo pushing on my bum. I headed for the bathroom and sat down. I peed first, and as I'm peeing I pull my pants and panties right down to ankles. I finish peeing and then I spread my legs and cheeks apart as far as they can go. I strained and two little farts escaped from my bum as well as a crackle ot two. I groaned and grunted for about a minute or so and I felt the poo move closer to my hole. Almost there, I say to myself as I get myself ready to bore down again. I grunt, groan, moan and strain. Anything to get the poo out. 5 or so minutes later, I hear some more crackling and my butt hole opens up. Nnnnnnnnnggggggghhhhhhhhhh! PLOP! Water splashes up my leg. I can feel a little bit more up there still, so I bore down again and strain for as hard as I can. My hole reopens and another PLOP! Even more water splashes onto my leg. I feel totally empty now and go to wipe. I wiped 5 times. The poops were so round and wide that when my butt opened up, it made my butt bleed a little as they came out. After 5 wipes I was totally clean and felt much better.
Euro hiker
To Poopreporter
When your daughter soils her panties, maybe she can't reach a toilet in time and her poop slips out uncontrollably or perhaps she does it deliberately for some reason or it could be due to stress. Can you and your daughter talk openly about toilet matters? If not then you might be able to find out more by monitoring her toilet visits.
How often does she go to the toilet, how long does she spend there and can you hear what she is doing? If she spends a lot of time and very seldom does any 'plops', she might be constipated. If this becomes chronic, it can lead to a condition called 'encopresis' where liquid stool leaks around the hard, dry, impacted stool and leaks out of the anus. If she has frequent toilet visits that sound like she is doing loose stools, this may be caused by a medical condition or something in her diet that makes her bowels loose. Does she eat a lot of sugar-free chocolate or does she chew a lot of sugar-free gum? These products may contain ingredients that have a laxative effect; always read the label!
There is also a possibility that she might be abusing laxatives due to an eating disroder. This doesn't work as a method of losing weight and it can have a very serious effect on health.Jack
I used to be one of those guys who had a really hard time coming to terms with the fact that girls shit. Although I logically knew that girls had the same digestive system as guys, I simply couldn't picture a log of shit of a fart coming out of a girl's ass.
Now, having had a daughter for several years and seeing shit of every size, shape, color, smell and consitency erupt out of her ass, my psychological dilemma is completely gone. I now have no problem imagining Cameron Diaz or Charlize Theron sitting on the toilet grunting and straining as farts and shit squeeze their way out.
riya
hi. this is my first time posting and i have a question to ask all of you. How can you tell the difference between a regular stomach ache and one that means you need to poop? thank you for answering my question. I found a survey ( a really old one)
here are my answers:
age: 14
height: 5' 4"
how often do you poop: usually 1 a day or 1 every 2 days, sometimes more
do you fart a lot when you poop: not usually more before i poop
do your farts stink: not really or bad
are your farts loud: occasionally
are you comfortable farting when people can hear: no
why/ why not: my parents always made it seem bad
do you like people hearing you pee or have a bm: no
do you like people watching you pee or have a bm: no one ever has
have you ever not been allowed to go to the bathroom when you have to: my biology teacher never lets anyone go to the bathroom. Or anywhere. one time this kid was puking and the teacher wouldn't let him leave.Anny
Wow, I feel quite a bit better! I've been constipated for over a week and finally this morning after drinking a cup of bitter-ish coffee, I felt movement down below. So I went to the bathroom, lifted up my nightie and pulled down my panties and half-stood, half-squatted over the toilet since it seems to help more than sitting and straining.
After some grunting and a few hard pushes a medium-sized blackish-brown log came out and splashed into the bowl. I took another deep breath and pushed again and another medium-sized log kersplunked into the bowl. I still felt more down there so I strained and pushed, but nothing else came out.
My stomach is a lot less bloated now and I don't have the awful symptoms anymore like nausea, tiredness, and general flu-like symptoms constipation causes if you're not able to go regularly. It feels good now that most of it's out and it isn't as uncomfortable to sit down or to wear my favourite clothes. I'm very tall and slender, but when I'm constipated I look pregnant. I hate that.
Later today I'm going to go out to the drugstore and get some Metamucil and take a good dose of that and hope for a good shit later. That stuff cleans me out better than anything. I don't find that an enema or laxatives empty me out at all; Metamucil with lots of water does the trick for me. Forgive me for sounding like a commercial LOL.
I have always had problems with regularity, even as a toddler. My mom would have to feed me lots of fruit to get my bowels moving and she even used to have to stick a children's suppository up my bum when I was little, like still in diapers. Then as I got older going to the toilet was a nightmare. I'd spend up to 45 minutes in the washroom straining and groaning trying to pass a BM. Sometimes my mom would slip a liquid laxative into my milk or gave me Ex-Lax the night before and I'd be running for the bathroom in the morning. Personally now that I'm older I think she should have given me a bulk-forming laxative like Metamucil instead of harsh laxatives like Ex-Lax.
Will let you know how my results with Metamucil go :-D And any updates on my bladder progress.
Thank you to everyone wishing me luck and telling me to hang in there on my bladder troubles :-) Will keep you updated :-)
~Anny~
John
Annie, Have you tried glycerin suppsitories? I have put a couple "up there" and tried to hold back an hour. I would up having an accident on the way to the toilet. They can get you going!Beth
BIGPhil, Chelcie & SpeedyBK -- THANK YOU for being so nice.
I had one of my "big balls" BM this morning. There were six of them and they were about an inch and a half in diameter.
I know some of you may be curious, and that's A-OK. I felt the pressure in my bladder and rectum this morning and went to my bathroom. I tranfered onto the toilet aranged my bottom and then started inserting my cathater into my uretha.
I went out the last two nights with a guy I am "checking out" -- I started using that term because that's what happens to me -- Guys check me out or, "test drive", because they have never gone out with a handicapable girl before -- I totaly understand that and am OK with it. I had a lot of fun last night. We drank a lot -- take a taxi if you are going to do that -- so the taxi droped me off and then took "the guy" home.
When I got inside, I felt both sensations of needing to use the toilet. I sat on the bed, to change clothes, with the intension of going to the bathroom afterwards. I put my shirt on and the my boxer shorts but, when I laid back on the bed to restle the boxers up, after I got them on, I was out.
I woke up this morning and was in a lot of pain in my bladder and my kidney area in my back . I thought, "OH S@#T, so I went to the bathroom. I got my catheter in and I urinated for about two minutes. Understand girls, it's a tiny tube and inserted into the uretha tube so the diameter of the opening is cut by 3/5ths -- I love being an engineer ;-) -- I was told that my urination time is doubled from a "non cathater induced urination event" -- Sound so "Mechanical". Anyway, I felt the pain go away from my back and it felt sooooo good. So I guess I felt what it was like to urinate good in my back. Any of you girls ever had that happen?
So,I sat and waited for the BM, I felt the pressure but, nothing was happening. I was watching the clock for my "30 minute minimum" tobe on the toilet and, a I decided to sit a while long because the "signal" to BM was real intense. About forty minutes after I first "sat" I herd a "Cu-thug". Five minutes later I heard another "Cu-thug" -- mind you, it wasn't a "plop". I was on the toilet for almost two hours this morning.
So,ther's you a story -- by the way I hadn't gone in nine days!
LOL Friends,
BethLynn
FrP,
After I posted my message that you seemed like an only child, I remembered that you had posted that you had a brother. I was surprised in your most recent post, that you mentioned that you had a sister, but you didn't say anything about your brother.Brian at Sears
Hi guys and gals: Sorry I've been away for a long time, been busy. Last weekend was embarrasing. I was in the mens lounge Saturday, late morning sitting on the center toilet, doing my business. A co-worker was on the toilet on one side of me, and a male customer was on the other toilet. Between our farts and plops, I heard the outer door open up, and in walks a middle-aged WOMAN who wasn't looking at the MEN plaque on the door. She stopped in front of the three of us and just froze up ! I was actually making a 'drop" just as she stood in front of me, shit hanging from my buttocks... I think she was shocked at seeing toilet stalls without doors, and three men sitting on the toilets. LOL...she stared for what seemed to be forever, spun around and ran out ..... The customer on the toilet shouted 'DID YOU EVER ......?" Me and my co-worker just laughed our asses off. What a wild experience !Krissy,
What an AWESOME young lady you are! It's wonderful that you have such a good relationship with your sister, and enjoy helping her out so much. There are lots of teens out there who would be resentful of having to be a caretaker to a sibling. It's wonderful to see that you understand so much about cerebral palsy, and how it affects Candy. Your level of maturity, and ability to be so articulate are wonderful as well. Keep up the good work!Hey, I've been lurking for a while and I finally have something to post. Today in my biology class we were discussing dreams. One girl decides to ask the teacher about dreams where "you're on the toilet going then you wake up and you wet the bed." My Freshman biology class, has 6 male students, including me, and 25 girls. Several girls proceded to tell stories of the aformentioned subject. I overheard this one girl, a girl I really, really like, tell the girl sitting next to her about dreaming she was "sitting on the toilet and pooping a lot. Then I woke up and my panties and sheets were covered with poo." The other girl said something I didn't here followed by the hot girl saying "The worst thing was my mom made me clean up my mess."
Then later I was riding home on the bus with my sister and her friend. Her friend was fidgeting for a while. then about 5 minutes from our stop she peed all over herself.
today was a good day....lurker
that sucks about the whole lake deal there jake. I would like to hear any other stories you have involving accidentselly
To HUH:
i know what you mean about men not locking the door--a few months ago, i stopped at a gas station in the middle of nowhere with a single bathroom. it was unlocked, but not empty--there was a guy standing at the toilet pissing away.
Keith
My brother-in-law is helping me paint my house. After about 5 hours of painting and shoving cold pizza down, we realzed we were running low on paint, so we made a quick run to The Home Depot. When we got there, the store was mobbed, especially the paint department. My brother-in-law (Peter) decided he better hit the john first. I decided it wasn't a bad idea and joined him. The mens restroom was in the rear of the store. We entered the room, and it smelled like a combination of chlorine cleaner, and fresh poop. LOL ... There were six toilet stalls, and six urinals. Interesting, the toilet stalls had no doors on them. Two were occupied by 'orange aprons" two by 'customers" and now Pete and myself would park our asses on the last available toilets. We both let out long farts, and laughed as we started plopping into our bowls. We both sat there about 20 minutes, believe it or not, dropping logs, mud and farting. Felt good to relax. But as guys started coming in, we figgured we betted turn over our thrones to 'the newcomers" We wiped our asses good, washed our hands, and got the paint we needed. We finished painting about 2 AM !!!
i love to see u pee
hi, i am new here, can u people post more peeing stories
pleaz!!!!!!JW
Beth- You ask a fasinating question..."what does a BM 'Feel like'". If you get the urge to go then I think you already know but don't realize it. Most of the sensation of going is the "urge" to go. As you bear down, that urge gets stronger until you pass the widest part of your BM, then the urge tappers off and dissappears as the BM passes out of your body. You do, of course, feel you anus stretching, but that seems to me to be a unique sensation and can't really be compared to anything else I know of.
Krissy- Id be interested in hearing more about your sister. I have the same disability as she does although I'm not in a wheel chair, I use crutches and wear braces. Does your sister get constipated often? I sure do and I'm sure its form the disability. Have you ever had to help her with a BM?-- JWZig
To poopreporter:
From other people on this forum I heard that this could be a phase where she's going through. Think you have to look at the relationship you have with your daughter (you didn't mention if you're male/female ???).
If you can talk freely about personal things you should just ask her why she does it (4 eyes...). Maybe she likes it? Maybe she can't hold it? Maybe she's too 'lazy' to go to the bathroom?
Just talk with her about it. Good luck! (and post the results here, eh?) ;-)
To Anny:
Please let us know how it's going with your bladder!
To need2pee:
Please give us some detailed describtions (do I spell this right?? :S) about you're 'habits' in a swimming suit! I would love to hear them!
Now for your question. I don't know your age, but I only poop my pants on purpose with some toiletpaper in my underpants.
Then I'll just let loose. MY need doens't have to be so strong for me to poop my pants on purpose, but this is very different between people.
Just try it! (When you have an old underpants, use that, then you don't have to worry if the poop is still on the toiletpaper. A shower is sometimes handy after pooping in your pants! Aspecially when you're underpants are thight. Some people like thight ones more, other like loose ones more, but for a first time, maybe a loose one is better for you.)
To Krissy:
Nice post, but you only described you and your sister and your normal habits. Nice to know, though I like to know more about any accidents!
Please post about your bedwetting, your sister's accidents or your own accidents! Thanks a lot!
To (M.J) Jamminn Girl:
Nice! CAn you give us some detailed describtions?
To Jody:
Can you please post some detailed stories about you or your friend's accidents? I'd love to hear them. And good luck with your friend! XD
Saturday, March 10, 2007
THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDERI suffer from real hard poos...when I pull them out they are so hard and dry...caused by pain medication. These days I do not strain for too long but take a laxative. I am experimenting with different brands to see what is the most effective and predictable and not too painful.
Straining give haemorriods, or fissures and a number of other things and many people have had heart attacks and strokes by straining on the throne. Yes, I do strain but only when I am getting results. I also believe in grunting etc because it is important to breath when exerting one`s self.
I tried a new laxative the other day...sat on the toilet early in the morning and passed a few hard turdlets but about an hour later after breakfast I could feel something moving down below. I passed just on turd..it was very long...do not know how long but could have been a couple of foot but certainly much more than a foot...it must have been the metamucil propelled out by the laxative/stool softener...I went again later that morning and had a better than average soft motion.
I eat a high fibre diet, exercise, drink lots of water..take metamucil but if things are getting a bit hard etc I take a laxative or prune juice or a suppository..I have ben strongly advised to do this by doctors generally as the alternatives are worse.
THUNDERBigPhil
I've been eating a lot of muesli and pineapple for breakfast recently, and it's been making me even more regular than usual, LOL! Now, those of you who know me from my posts know that I'm a two poos a day kinda chap. But ever since I've started to eat this breakfast, I've started to have an extra poo after lunch! This extra poo always seems more anxious to escape from my bum than the other two and I find the urge comes very suddenly!!! So much so, that I feel if I don't get to a toilet quickly then I feel
like I'm gonna shit myself!!! So if any of you guys and girls are suffering from constipation, try a bowl of muesli and a bowl of pineapple rings in the morning it may just help to get your bowels moving! Now, I have a few questions for you all: Are there any foods that you eat that make your need to poo more urgent? How many times a day do you poo (I feel three times might be too regular!)? And, do you think me pooing three times a day is bad, should I see my doctor? Any answers would be great!Tia
Ahhhh....now I feel nice and refreshed. I just took a load out my body. lol
I was reading some posts on here, when I felt that all too familiar feeling of poo pushing on my bum. I headed for the bathroom and sat down. I peed first, and as I'm peeing I pull my pants and panties right down to ankles. I finish peeing and then I spread my legs and cheeks apart as far as they can go. I strained and two little farts escaped from my bum as well as a crackle ot two. I groaned and grunted for about a minute or so and I felt the poo move closer to my hole. Almost there, I say to myself as I get myself ready to bore down again. I grunt, groan, moan and strain. Anything to get the poo out. 5 or so minutes later, I hear some more crackling and my butt hole opens up. Nnnnnnnnnggggggghhhhhhhhhh! PLOP! Water splashes up my leg. I can feel a little bit more up there still, so I bore down again and strain for as hard as I can. My hole reopens and another PLOP! Even more water splashes onto my leg. I feel totally empty now and go to wipe. I wiped 5 times. The poops were so round and wide that when my butt opened up, it made my butt bleed a little as they came out. After 5 wipes I was totally clean and felt much better.Kayla
What a weird website, but for some reason I like it. Its cool people are comfortable with talking about their functions. I too have something I can share. My family and I love to scuba dive, and we are all certified. Sometimes we dive in places that are very cold which require drysuits instead of wetsuits which are very hard to come by for girls, even fairly average sized like me. Sometimes we are on a dive for a couple of hours which means your gonna have to pee at some point during the dive, because the pressure involved makes you have to pee, that goes for all diving. Anyway, unlike a wetsuit that you can just pee into, which I do all the time in regular warmer water dives, a drysuit is not a good option to pee directly into because it does not get flushed out with water hints the name, drysuit. So that leaves females which do not have what are called p-valves that only work with male parts, with diapers. I do not have any big thrill of peeing in diapers, but that is just about the only option on drysuit dives. I wear Girls Goodnites because Depends which I have tried to use are so bulky I hate them, and they make me feel like an old incontinet person. I have only gone #2 a few times while on a dive. That is only in a have to situation, because clean up lasts way to long, and is way to hard. Besides I don't like wearing a poo filled Goodnite around for the rest of my dive. Like I mentioned, wetsuits are alot easier to deal with as far as peeing than drysuits. You can just pee right into the wetsuit and not worry about it. When I first started diving I was kind of freaked out by all this peeing in your equipment deal, but I figured out that it is just a normal thing involved with the activity, and have gotten used to it.Punk Rock Girl
Hello there.
Ugh. I had diarrhea all day yesterday. I don't know why, I hadn't eaten anything unusual. Must have been a bug. I was having bad cramps all day. I must have gotten up from my desk and headed to the restroom a dozen times. It was that liquidy, slimy napalm kind of shits. My ass was so sore and raw by the end of the day.
Colin's out of town, so there was no one to rub lotion on my anus and buns. :(
I still have loose bowels today, but it's a little better. More like sludge than slime. Hope everyone else's asses are behaving.
Peace!
PRGGruntly Bogwell
FAT WOMAN, NINA, LINDA from AUSTRALIA…Well she's Back…my fat-assed mother-in-law. She got in the other night…and the next morning, I announced I was going hiking in the national park near the house…actually I was supposed to go hiking with Desiree, the woman I met a few months ago, who peeped on me pooing in the woods, then did one for me…we have been hiking a few times since, unbeknownst to my wife. Anyway the heavy one decides she wants to go hiking as well, my wife thinks it's a good idea for her mother to get some exercise, in spite of my protest that the trail was a bit rough. Well, this was like throwing down a challenge to the mother-in-law, who then insisted she was going…I finally said OK (like I had a choice), but requested that she use the toilet , before she left, because there were no restroom in that part of the forest. She told me to mind my own business, which I did…I went upstairs and had a post-breakfast poop, one of those orange-juice induced 14 inch dumps that seem to go on forever, once the brown-eye tension is broken by the lumpy head of the log. Refreshed and empty, I set off with the Queen of Complaints for the park and soon she was waddling along with her black overcoat, over her pink sweat suit, huffing and puffing. Well, low and behold it wasn't long before she announces the need for a toilet. I asked why she didn't go at the house…she replied that she had travel constipation and that she tried to go but couldn't…and now the urge was on her…so "Shut up and help me," as she waddled over to the side of the path. "Not here," I replied, "we need to get farther off the path." She said she didn't care and needed a go "NOW!" She found a place near a sapling and hoisted up her over coat… "Hold my coat!" I reached out my hand, but she bellowed, "No, dummy, hold it up off the ground so the hem doesn't get dirty…it's still cold, I don't want to freeze my bare bottom…now hold the coat up and look the other way to give me some privacy!" I picked up the back of the coat as she was struggling, trying to get her pink sweat suit over her large ass…and caught a glimpse of her big pink ass cheeks with their cellulite dimples emerging from the material as she swept her pants and white cotton panties into the bend of her knees…the cellulite dimples disappearing as her fat bottom quivered and stretched with her bending down into the squat position. She grabbed the sapling for support (just like your Mom did that time FAT WOMAN)…and BEEEEoooonnnnNNNNNTTT a vociferous fart spit the air followed by the sounds of a copious pee. Of course I held up back of the coat a bit to see the golden stream soaking into the forest floor, but the rank smell of the recent fart, hit me like a ton of bricks. This was followed by an UMMMM…nnggghhhg…aah as the sapling shook with her grip and succeeding grunt. NNNNNGGGGGHHHHH…(pant, pant) NNNGGGMMMMMMM (pant, pant, pant, sigh). She was bearing down hard, but I didn't hear any poo falling. So, I squatted myself and peeped into the darkness under her coat…she farted again and started straining all over again nnnnggghhgah. NMMMMMMMM…ahhhhh. Her ass cheeks quivered and wobbled a bit as she shifted her wait. I couldn't resist, "Will you hurry up, someone could come along, my arms are getting tired. She peered around as much as her squatted bulk would let her and informed me that she wasn't getting up until she had relief…and she didn't give a damn who came along, just hold the coat up and shut up so she could concentrate!" BRRRRRRRrrrrrrfllllaaattttttt, came another fart. She went back to grunting and I went back to peeping. Finally on the fourth mighty heave her brown-eye in the dim opened and a lumpy turtle-head began to wedge its way between her butt cheeks. She put her had under her and pulled her right cheek out of the way and the two-inch wide three in long plug fell out of her and galumped on to the ground, began to let off steam in the cold, and that fetid constipation smell hit my nose. The she reached in her coat pocket and took out a handkerchief and began dabbing at her forehead and face, and stuck it back in the pocket. "Are you finished yet?" I threw in with an impatient sigh. "NO," she practically yelled at me, "Do you think this is fun for me…I'd much rather be at home with a toilet to sit on, but we aren't so shut up and don't let the coat fall." She bent forward and grabbed the sapling and bore down again…huff, huff, grunt…puff, puff. UMMMMMmmnnnnmmnnnnn. Her ass quivering again, with the effort.
"So Gruntly, is this how you treat women in distress, by peeping under their coat?" I jumped upright…and my mother-in-law hollared "What, the hell, who is THAT!" In fact, it was Desiree, who had snuck up behind us, no doubt looking for me at our meeting place. "Your wife should have some privacy, when she is struggling to relief herself," Desiree went on in her southern drawl. "WHO, is that my mother-in-law asked urgently, trying to look around to see who was behind. "And…I'm NOT his wife, he happens to be married to my daughter….ohhhhhh," a bowel cramp overcoming her. Desiree, walked around in front and put her hand on my mother-in-law's shoulder. "Pleased to meet , you, I'm Desiree, Gruntly's friend, I see him out hiking every now and then…and don't worry, we'll get you through this…in fact I have to go myself…may I use your sapling for support? "ANYTHING, my knees are aching from squatting like this…and I'm soooo travel constipated." Desiree, with her British flag, handkerchief, done up like a headband," and her light blue sweat suit, whipped down her pants opposite my mother-in-law…winking at me with her blue eyes as she assumed a squat and said, "I know deary I get that way too on long trips, makes me feel so bloated…much rather have my own toilet…" she prattled on farting and peeing. My mother-in-law relaxed and soon they were chatting away…I did here something about me being a Peeping Tom as I held the coat. Soon, the Queen, was grunting away and straining between chatting and I heard the sounds of anal relief coming from under the coat…which I couldn't peep under since I had gotten caught…the smell was downright eye-watering, however. )What is it with women and their ability to be so relaxed around each other, when performing their toileting?) Soon the mushy sounds of soft-serve were emanating from her nether regions, with blaaaaat type farts…WHEW. Finally, Desiree finished her poo on the far side of the sapling, which I was sorry I couldn't peep on from my coat holding position. Both of them began fishing for toilet paper and tending to their bottoms…I snuck a quick peek under the coat when Desiree was bending down working on hers. My mother-in-law was cramming the tp between her butt cheeks and pushing it around to clean up. "Gruntly"….I heard Desiree tease, "help your mother-in-law up, careful she is pretty tired and might get dizzy." We each took and arm, and then got her huffing and puffing and sweaty faced up and helped her step away form her pile on the ground and adjusting her clothes over her rump. I looked at the pile which was huge…how could one person have that much in them…I guess the eating of large meals coupled with frustration snacking did the deed. Then on the opposite side of the sapling was Desiree's smaller pile…both steaming in the cold. "What are you looking at pervert," my mother-in-law yelled at me, while Desiree laughed, her blue eyes twinkling. Damn…caught again, "Nothing but nature taking its course in a large way," I couldn't resist. Desiree doubled over this time. "Well kick some leaves over it, idiot, before anyone else comes along, and help me back to the car I need to go home and lie down!" I did as I was ordered, and Desiree tended to her little pile, smiled at me and rolled her eyes said she would see me around…I certainly hoped so.Urinator
Hey, this is my first time posting here. I'm a big fan of peeing and urinals and reading about both, so I was wondering if anyone (men only, please) would like to fill out this survey.
1) What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen while standing at a urinal?
2) What's the creepiest thing a fellow urinal partner has done/said to you?
3) Ever peed on a public men's room floor?
4) Ever peed in a public men's room sink?
5) What is your favorite type of urinal? (Mine is the trough followed by the kind that go all the way to the floor).
6) Have any memories of peeing with any buddies while a teenager? Describe memorable times doing this.
7) Do you prefer the urinal or the stall? Why?
8) Ever sneak a peek while at the urinal?
9) Where's the weirdest place you've ever peed?
10) Ever seen any boy pee scenes in movies that you enjoyed? What movies?
There's my survey, and thanks in advance to anyone who answers the questins. I would be happy to answer anyone else's pee questions as well. Thanks you guys, and keep the pee stories coming!FrP
To the anonymous poster:
No, I am not an only child, I have a sister, but for privacy's sake, I won't disclose her name here. I was always very cautious about her seeing me, and she never did. Again, my parents stressed keeping bathroom habits private.
And again, sorry for the real stupid questions and dilemma in my earlier post, it was kinda childish of me
Thanks and God Bless You AllJoelJack
HUH: Just a little advice, you may wanna knock before you enter a public bathroom otherwise you'll be seeing more than you want. (especially if you're going into a bathroom where the other sex may be)
Zig
To poopreporter:
From other people on this forum I heard that this could be a phase where she's going through. Think you have to look at the relationship you have with your daughter (you didn't mention if you're male/female ???).
If you can talk freely about personal things you should just ask her why she does it (4 eyes...). Maybe she likes it? Maybe she can't hold it? Maybe she's too 'lazy' to go to the bathroom?
Just talk with her about it. Good luck! (and post the results here, eh?) ;-)
To Anny:
Please let us know how it's going with your bladder!
To need2pee:
Please give us some detailed describtions (do I spell this right?? :S) about you're 'habits' in a swimming suit! I would love to hear them!
Now for your question. I don't know your age, but I only poop my pants on purpose with some toiletpaper in my underpants.
Then I'll just let loose. MY need doens't have to be so strong for me to poop my pants on purpose, but this is very different between people.
Just try it! (When you have an old underpants, use that, then you don't have to worry if the poop is still on the toiletpaper. A shower is sometimes handy after pooping in your pants! Aspecially when you're underpants are thight. Some people like thight ones more, other like loose ones more, but for a first time, maybe a loose one is better for you.)
To Krissy:
Nice post, but you only described you and your sister and your normal habits. Nice to know, though I like to know more about any accidents!
Please post about your bedwetting, your sister's accidents or your own accidents! Thanks a lot!
To (M.J) Jamminn Girl:
Nice! CAn you give us some detailed describtions?
To Jody:
Can you please post some detailed stories about you or your friend's accidents? I'd love to hear them. And good luck with your friend! XDAnny
Rawr!! >_< I'm frustrated. I just started on that bladder medication called "Trosec", which is supposed to reduce the contractions of your bladder and reduce the dribbling, accidents and urge, etc. The problem is, I was constipated and I'm still really constipated!! I avoided the laxatives, even the stool softener I have because I don't want unpredictable timing or accidents, not to mention my bowel becoming lazy again.
So since laxatives and the enema have been out of the question, I have had to resort to lubing up my butt with Vaseline and putting lots of it around the ring and up my anus with a gloved finger and moving it to try to stimulate a movement. I even tried removing it manually because I could feel the tip. Neither of these worked.
Even Mike tried to help by putting Vaseline up there too. Nothing.
I am going to pick up some Metamucil tomorrow(Thursday) and hope for a hell of a cleaning-out. I hate being constipated.
On the other hand, earlier I had to pee really bad while Mike was in the bathroom and I ran to the washroom and knocked on the door. Mike was brushing his teeth and I ran past him, threw the toilet lid up and sat and let out a gusher of a pee for about 1 minute 30 seconds. Mike was laughing at me and saying "Whoa, take it easy girlfriend". When I was still going he started teasing me and calling me a camel and asking how much I had in there. I laughed too and said tons. Then I wiped and flushed the toilet and left the bathroom :-D
Btw, Mike knows about my toilet fetish and how I like everything related to the toilet(NOT scat or waterworks though!). A couple of times I actually got him to try wetting himself just to see what it feels like and why I like it. He did try it, peeing in a couple pairs of tight undies on two or three separate occasions but he said he didn't like the cold, wet feeling afterwards, nor the liquid seeping out. He didn't enjoy it and I'm sure he doesn't understand why I enjoy wetting myself(though now that I have bladder problems it takes the fun out of intentional wettings because I try so hard not to wet myself accidentally). But I really enjoy and am into pee, poop and fart stories. Mike knows this, but I wouldn't dare tell my friends because they hate that stuff and they would not understand.
But what's weird is I'm fine with Mike seeing me pee or poop, but I will not fart in front of him, or anyone. It's something I do in private or in a washroom. I don't know how to do that in front of him without feeling embarrassed, so I tend to hold it until I'm by myself. Is there a way to become more comfortable farting in front of him? I need help. He thinks I'm not normal and that I'm being too "polite". It's not that; it embarrasses me because family teases me about it all the time and it's made me very uncomfortable about a necessary bodily function.
That's all for now.
~Anny~
Tracygirl
Evonne: Go get your friend Janet a Fleet enema and some Colace right away. Give her the enema and get her cleaned out and then insist that she take the Colace daily to offset the drying effect of the other medication. Her doctor should have warned her about it. She is really going to have hemerrhoid problems if she doesn't do something soon.To Dump Buddy
Hey "Dump Buddy"
Greg here thanking you for your very kind and encouraging words you posted on page 1560. I just write to have fun but if someone derives enjoyment from the way I express myself or my word usage, all the better. I also want to give kudos to Stephen and Son of A Preacher Man for their recent posts. It really caught the essence (if you pardon the unintended pun) of teen angst. The story of Dan struck an especially resonant (if you please pardon anothrer bad unintended pun!!) chord when Stephen mentioned the coach walking in and talking to Dan and Steve all the while Dan was desperately trying to cover the shit stain in his underwear. The thought of a coach, teacher, boss or other authority figure walking in on me while taking a shit is really terrifying to me! I absolutely can't stand having a teacher or boss see or hear me doing my business!
Anyhow, I really am anxious to hear some of YOUR stories so please get busy!! I especially want to know if you've had any experiences with any of the following people doing their personal business.....
A. The UPS Driver (Especially in the summer when they are in the shorts.)
B. A Firefighter/Paramedic
C. A Soldier or Marine. (Now that I'm thinking about it, I DO have an airport experience with a soldier some years back. I'll reconstruct the details and post later!!)
Thanks again for your kind words and I eagerly await some of your stories!!
Be Safe,
Greg
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
BigPhil
To Beth- I think I speak for us all, who post on ToiletStool, when I say that NO-ONE on this site will think you're stupid, judge you or humiliate you! You're family reunion story was very moving and I know you probably don't need my pity, but I feel very sorry for you, darling! Has your paralysis ever caused you any serious problems in getting to a toilet? Do you cope well when going to the toilet at home? Please post more, darling! x
To Krissy- Your sister Candy is lucky to have someone upon whom she can rely in regards to going to the toilet! You sound like a very caring sister and an inspiration to us all! x
To Anny- I hope your bladder problems clear up soon, darling! For your piece of mind if nothing else!!! x
To Huh- I always make sure to lock the door behind me when using public toilets! I guess I'm just not that brave, LOL!
Hi guys and girls, how are you all doing? To Bob- Thanks for your reply about sweetcorn mate! I wasn't sure if it was just a myth or something as I've never seen any sweetcorn in my poop!Anny, hang in there. It's good to hear that you've been able to see the urologist. Remember that most of the "clear" sodas like 7up, have no caffeine. Read the labels as caffeine is an added ingredient. It's probably what they came up with to replace the cocaine that was originally in Coca Cola. There's lots of other things like Gatorade, lemonade, etc. Now as for the anti-depressants. The sympoms you are feeling when you don't take it, are probably a kind of withdrawl. If by chance, you should ever need to stop it, or change medications, your psychiatrist will have you taper off the medication rather than just stop cold turkey.