PottyWatcher
Hey i am a 14 year old girl,and my summer job is babysitting.i have a lot of stories to post,but thiis weekedn my cousins Emma and Casey(boy) came to visit.
1) We went to ???? park the second day they arrived.the bathroom situation was fine.Emma is 6,and shes very tall for her age and makes all the rides,and we both go on them.We were in line for the waterslide and we were next in line.emma turns to me and says,i have to go to the bathroom bad.the ppl in front of us were taking there time getting on the raft to go down.i said,emma u can wait until we go off the ride.she said,i gotta go bad.she was doing a little dance,but then it was our turn.we went down and she was fine.but when we got ff,we had to find a bathroom immediately.she ended up having to poop so we waited a long time until she was done.
2) They are staying at my aunts house,and she has a pool so we went to visit.It was warm,but not hot,so we decided to take a walk on the riverwalk across from her house to get us hot for the pool.its a long walk,and with my ten year old brother tony,a 6 and 5 year old,we cant go all the way.so after 3/4 of the way there we turned around.a few minutes later emma says,i have to go to the bathroom.i ask,"pee or poop" she says,pee.she was luckily still wearing her one piece bathing suit,so i took her over into a wooded spot and taught her to pull the crotch part away form her wares enuff to pee.it was right near a bridge.so tony and casey and I walked to the other side of the bridge and while she was going,casey,5,said i have to poop.i said,can u hold it,he said,no.so i took him to the edge of the riverwalk.he pulled down his shorts and squatted down.some mushy poop came out of his butt and emma and tony watched.tony then said,julie,theres a guy watching us..i said,oh well.casey was straining to push out more.he said he was done so i sent emma and tony to get me some leaves.there was poo all over his butt!i tried to clean it off but the leaves werent working.then we heard some girls coming done the road on skates and they giiggled as they saw what i was doing to casey.i tried to clean a little more but it was no use.he was bent over and was starting to pee.so i had him aim toward a creek and he peed in it.he was still standing there with his shorts at his ankles when a guy from behind us yells,"hey whats goin on down there?" i say,"nothing" he says,"then whys he got his pants down?" i looked at casey.his pants were still down.i said"he had to go to the bathroom!"the guy says angrily,'right there on the riverwalk?" i said ,"on the side of it,yeah!" and the guy asks why he couldnt hold till he got home.i said,"its a long way and hes only five.the guy mumbled something about going in the woods and left.we rushed home and i cleaned case up secretly in the bathroom.tony and emma promised not to say anything to the parents.
3) This time,Tony wasnt there.he was camping with his friend.The kids asked me if i would walk them to the Cumberland Farms down the street for a slush.they got money from there parents and we hit the road.As we were chatting on the way there i noticed casey holding his penis.he does that on a reg basis,so i didnt know if he had to go or not.When we got in the stroe,they got there slushes and were sipping them and casey was looking at the movies while i chose my slush.he was still holding his penis and doing a little dance.when we were paying when he said,i have to go the bathroom real bad.he ws dancing and a spot was starting to appear on his crotch.we quickly walked outta the store and i took casey to the back of the store.he pulled down his pants and peed on the back wall.a guy rode by on his bike but didnt look our way.he left,and we walked home.
4) This is the same day as the slush store.Later that night,it was kinda buggy,so me,emma,and casey were inside.The adults were outside by a fire.They said we could go on the computer.so we went to a couple sites and casey was holding himself again.but we played dinos and puppies after that,and he seemed ok.but when we went to pokemon later he was squirming and holding himslef a lot.i didnt say anything.we looked at the pokemon and he kept holding it back.he was struggling.when we were done looking at the pokemon,he said,lets go watch TV in the guest room.so we went up there and emma and casey played Pokemon while i watched AFV.He held a lot of pee in and suddenly rushed to the bathroom.He peed i guess and still kinda played with himself after that,but i guess that is what 5 year olds do.I left shortly after that,so i dont knwo what more happened.Bailey Leigh
Me and my friend Marissa were at the mega plex theatre last week and we both had to go to the bathroom at the same time. We are both 12 and best friends. We do practically everything together. The problem was that each of us had bought a $3.50 36-ounce soda and about 10 minutes before Hairspray began we had to use the bathroom. I had to poop. Marissa had to pee and bad because we had been drinking a lot at the mall before we went to the movie. There must have been about 20 stalls but there was a line for each. And some people, especially the adults, were getting pissed because of the lines. Finally, we got to the front of the line and a mother and a young boy came out. He was probably about 5 and having trouble zipping his shorts. She was cussing at him because he was having trouble getting his penis back in and zipping his shorts. He left the stall rather fast and was crying and she was upset with him. Then I opened the door and found out why. He had peed all over the seat and floor. My mind was set on pooping, but I didn't want to sit in the mess. We were in a hurry and I had to think fast. I put my soda down on the floor, took some toilet paper and wiped the seat off. Then I sat down and none to soon, although I could still feel some wet spots under me. I looked down on the floor and found that my shorts were very close to another large puddle of pee. Why didn't that mother teach him/help him to raise the seat and aim? I wiped, flushed one very large crap. A girl about five years older than us had moved in front of Marissa and was pounding on my door. She said she was going to "explode". She brushed right by me as I left the stall and within a couple of seconds I could hear her hitting the seat, even before she latched the door. At that point, I remembered my soda was still in there. I looked in the crack and could hear her pee really, really loud. I knocked on the door, and she moved forward on the stool to reach it and hand it to me. She did, then I heard her cuss because she reached for the toilet paper and it was all gone. Sorry! I held Marissa's soda and warned her that although she was next, there would be no toilet paper. She said that was OK because she was in such a hurry that she would just hover piss. I had only seen her do this once before because otherwise she sits down. I don't think it took her even two minutes to lift the seat, squart over the bowl and pee, flush, and then pull up her shorts. Then she dropped the seat and came out. We washed our hands fast because the lines were gone and we went back to the auditorium. We were just in time to see the start of Hairspray. The dancing was awesome!Trisha
Danice- you say that you only have to poo every three to four days. Do you often have a tendency to hold the urge to poo? If so it could be constipation. Alternatively,if you have had no previous urge then you maybe are trying to poo before you really need to in which case you need to wait until you really feel you need to go. Then you will find you will go quite quicklyTodd
1- When out, if you become desperate for the toilet would you rather use a public toilet or wait until you get home? -Use a public one
2- When using a public toilet do you sit or hover? Sit.- I sit
3- Has there ever been a public toilet you have refused to use?-Nope the toilets I really like are the older american standard 5gpf toilets
4- Is there any of you that pee/poop with the stall door open?- I always lock the door
5- Have you ever run out of toilet paper in a public toilet?-Nope
6- If you have a poop that wont go down on 1st flush do you flush flush again?-yes
7- Have you ever peed/pooped your panties while waiting in line for the toilet?-Almost
8- Have you ever witnessed anyone doing the same?- nope
9- Do you take anything with you to read in a public toilet?- no
10- Have you ever flushed soiled underwear or used tampons down a public toilet?- Yes soiled underwear and I flushed them down a american standard 5gpf toilet
To Mr Eko
What is your favorite public toilet to use? Please explain about it.some kid
hi, I only have to have a bm about once or twice a week. Is there somthing werid with this? My friends have bm's once or twice a day? So my question is, is there anyway to make me poop more often and poop more?(my poops are often small)
thanks
HAIRY ANNIE
To Anny here is suggestion for pooping ooutside in public. My friend Jas does this often. She wears hippie skirts just about all the time and the only time she wears knickers is when she is about have her period and during of course. But apart from that she goes without knickers and never wears a bra, in fact I don't think she owns one.
We often frequent outdoor concerts and flea markets and do a bit of hiking. I have been at concerts with her when she has whispered to me that " Annie I have have go do a shit". So we wander off to where there are no people around, she kneels down and sits on her heels and fans her skirt around her knees and the soles of feet. She makes sure her butt cheeks are resting on her heels so she can spread her cheeks with her heels.I usually stand right next to her, just in case her dress accidently blows up or I might just hold the back of her dress.
She then pushes out her turds and hers crackle quite a bit, like me she has hard/firm well formed turds. Jas then relaxes and has a piss which at times runs under knees. After she has finished she let let her pussy drip dry while she has smoke, she keeps her pubes trimmed so there is not much piss to worry about. She then stands up and we walk calmly away, obviously if she wiped she would be noticed, so she waits till we get home or find a public toilet before she cleans her ass.
Hope that was of some helpThe Crank
More peeking at my girlfriend during my recent vacation. The hotel we were staying at had a very sexy toilet with fosted glass for walls so you can see faint view of the person on the toilet. Of course she's hy about it and I'm careful not to ake it so obvious I'm peeping, so I choose the vintage point from under the door with the clear marble floor reflecting a darn clear image of her grunting a dry think and fat one out.
Here's her routine. She would go into the bathroom, lift up her skirt, pull down her panties to her thighs, sit down and immediately pee. The a pause. A long long pause. I could see her leaning forward once in a while to push. A nice grunt. Then plop. A sigh of relief. Then plop again. Now she always gives her final push in this process by putting her hands under her thigh and grunting. It always ends with nice plop. The she'll wipe her butt and then flush.
Here's a bonus though. She was wearing high heels! Incredibly sexy. She'll then emerge from the toilet and describe how large it was thinking I had no idea.
More stories to come!Mike
Hey Guys.
Me again. Haven't gone poo since my last post, but saw a survey that I'd like to answer.
1 What is your gender? Male
2 What is your age? 28
3 How would you discribe your body? Average build. Slightly overwight
4 How often do you poop? Usually 2 to 3 times a week.
5 How long does it take you to get started, after sitting down?
Can be from as soon as I sit, to 5 minutes.
6 How long takes the complete pooping session? Anywhere from 20 seconds to 6 minutes.
7 do you enjoy watching others poop? Yes, I do actually.
8 How much time took your longest toilet session you can remember? That one was about 20 minutes.
9 Does your poop comes out in one wave, or do you have to pause between the turds? Usually one wave, but I do enjoy when I have a pause to enjoy it some.
10 How many pieces do you produce when pooping? One at the very least to 10.
11 Do you fart while pooping? Usually yes.
12 Do you shart while pooping? First time ever happened to me recently (see previous post of mine)
13 Are these questions annoying? Naw, it's all good.
Judith, thanks for the survey. Also, I really hope you feel better soon. I'm praying for ya.
That's it for today.
Take care guys.
Keep pooping!stephen
to kayla: thats funny that u and your friend haue farting competitions. i would loue to join in. do u and ur friends leave your creations in the toilet and not flush it that is so cool to do!
J.T.
i always poop 1 time a day(unless im sick) and pee 4 to 7 times a day. ive read other people on here who go only 2 times a week.
that would be impossible for me. all people are different though.
J.T.Trisha
Uncle harry-thank you for your posting. I apologise for previously omitting to quote a name. I agree with all you say regarding tackling my shyness stage by stage. I was even contemplating a few one off dates in order to increase my confidence in being more outspoken. Do you think this would help? How interesting you being a behaviour therapist. You certainly give good advice!FCE
In my last post I told you about having met a girl while going to the bathroom when I was on vacations at the beach.
Later that week, I was swimming at the pool with my younger brother when I saw her again. We talked and swam for a while and my brother asked us how we had met. We told him. She invited us to her room because her parents had gone to the mall.
After we had changed into our clothes, we went to her room and ordered some sandwiches. We were watching TV and talking. I needed a pee, so I went to the bathroom. A little later, when we had eaten the sandwiches, I needed to take a shit as well. I held it in because I am shy about it in front of girls. My brother went to wander around the hotel for a while (maybe he had gone to the arcade games in the lobby). So I stayed alone with her. We kept talking and telling jokes. The pressure to shit was becoming stronger, and she must have noticed something wrong with me because she asked "Are you alright? You seem a little... nervous". "I'm okay, I just have a stomach ache", I replied. "You can use my bathroom if you need to" she said. I told her I did not need to, and after a couple of minutes we said bye and I went to my room. I told her I would see her tomorrow.
As I had been a little constipated, I knew it was going to be a big one. I ran to my room, went into the bathroom without closing the door (nobody was in there) and pulled my pants down. The first log came out easily. I needed to push out my second log, which was big, thick and soft. I pushed out some smaller logs before I was finished. As I was about to wipe, my brother came in. He laughed at me when he saw me on the toilet. I wiped, flushed and went to watch TV. He asked "why are you here? I thought you were still at that girl's room." "I didn't want to use her bathroom, so I came here", I said. "Well, our parents are waiting for us in the lobby to go out to dinner" he said. We both went down and met with them.
Unfortunately, the food we ate didn't agree with me. And the next day, when I was with that girl at the mall, I needed to go to the bathroom several times. But I got her e-mail and phone number. I like her a lot, but we are just friends now. She told me I could visit her whenever I wanted.BILL M.
TO MEGAN.
If your worried about getting an enema have yopur mom give you one of those fleet enemas theyre only 4 ounces of solution and they work very good, i had to give one to my daughter and she had a very good movement from it. Good luck.
bill.Trisha
To lynn-thank you for your reply to my posting. I think you are right,i think it is a matter of gaining confidence as time goes by and i have experienced this in other areas of my life as ive got older. So maybe one day the same will happen with regard to this particular problem!PPGirl Fan
i love you gals you have such great stories please keep posting your stories are the best i've heard on this site and i've been looking on itfor like 4 years now. keep up the good work please:D.!!!!
Uncle Harry
Last summer, there was an article in the newspaper about an incident at the Chicago Cubs ball park, which is old and not known for its potty parity. After the game, a woman had a sudden and urgent need to poop. There was no women's bathroom in sight and a men's was right there ready at hand. Fearing she couldn't hold it, she went into the men's, went into a stall, and took care of her business. With one exception, no one objected, even though dozens of guys were lined up with their dicks hanging out and pissing and the woman no doubt got an eyeful. This one guy called the cops, who ticketed the woman. She went to court and the judge fined her $50 and warned her not use the men's room again. Loosen up, guys. Give the lady a break. Would the complainer and Hizoner rather she had pooped in her pants? I wonder if a female judge would have let her off.
When I was in my junior year in high school, just before summer break, I had had one date with a girl I knew, Judy, but had never dated before. After school ended, we were talking on the phone and she said she would like to spend Saturday at the beach and dunes on Lake Michigan. So on Saturday, I borrowed one of the family cars, picked her up, and we drove over to Indiana. We parked, got out the picnic basket, and walked over to the beach. It was a warm day in late June and the beach was fairly crowded near the parking lot, so we walked further up the beach to find a less crowded area. We found a nice area, not too crowded, spread out our blanket, and took off our street clothes. She was wearing a one-piece bathing suit and I was wearing boxer-style trunks. Except for a few quick dips in the still chilly lake, we stayed on the sand just lazing around. After we had our lunch and drank a lot of water and lemonade that Judy had made, she said she really needed to pee. I did too, but there were no bathroom facilities close by, as we were away from the main beach.
We looked around to see what sort of privacy might be available, and saw a large, tall, sand dune at the back of the beach. We decided that would have to do and we walked over to it. I figured that she would ask me to wait in front while she went behind to pee, but she said nothing, so I just walked behind the dune with her. I wondered what she might want to do for privacy from a boy she was only dating for the second time, like "turn around and don't look". Instead, she asked if I had any qualms about modesty and should we face opposite directions or just go ahead an pee. She said she wasn't concerned about modesty and had peed in front of boys before, but had met boys who didn't want girls to see them pee. I assured her that I had no concerns about modesty, so lets just pee. I asked her how she was going to do it. "Like this", she replied, reaching down to the crotch of her swim suit and pulling it aside. She wasn't too furry down there, but she had large labia. I pulled up one leg of my trunks, pulled out my dick, and stretched it a bit to make sure it was out far enough out. She spread her legs, squatted down just slightly, and started to piss. At the same time, I turned sideways from her so I wouldn't be pissing straight at her, elevated my cock and started pissing while she watched. The sand between her legs had a depression in it and seemed to act as a kind of shallow bowl to catch her urine as it poured out from between her labia, foaming and filling the depression. It soon began to overflow and run forward down a slight slope.
We soon learned that we were not the only ones who thought the sand dune would afford some privacy. Two girls in skimpy two-piece bathing suits suddenly appeared. They stopped and appeared startled as they saw us pissing. We were a bit startled too. The girls recovered their composure, one of them just shrugged and said, "Oh, well", and picked a spot about 10 yards from us. Both girls took off their bottoms completely. One girl squatted about half-way back with her hands on her knees for balance. The other girl squatted all the way down to the ground and both started pissing. The first girl's stream just went straight down and foamed on the sand. The second girls stream sprayed around and hissed a lot. That's probably why she had decided to squat all the way down. It looked like otherwise her wee would have run down her leg. Judy had just stopped urinating and was shaking herself side-to-side to get the pee drops off, causing her labia to also swing side-to-side. I stopped, milked my cock a little to get the last drops out, gave it a few shakes, then put it back in my trunks just as Judy was repositioning her crotch over her slit. As we were finishing up, a guy came in and seemed to nearly freak out. He had already started to take out his penis and quickly put it back in when he saw everyone. One of the two girls, who were still pissing, called out, "Come on, fella, let's see what you got". He seemed to recover his nerve, went over to where they were, took out his cock, aimed sideways and started pissing. We left and went back to our blanket.
As the afternoon went on, we noticed several people, both males and females, going back and forth behind the dune. It had become a co-ed toilet area. Maybe the regulars new this, but it was new to us. We went back once more to pee before we left for the day and had to share it with several other people, some older ones this time, but we had gotten used to it.baddude
I'm here again, with a story about earlier today when I peed outside. I have normally peed sitting down ever since I was about 4 (I'm a guy, obviously), and this time I wasn't making an exception to that.
I was weeding the garden, and I had to to pee while doing it, so I got up, rubbed most of the dirt off of my hands, and went around behind the shed that's near my garden. After making sure that no one was around (except for my cats, who followed me back there), I sat down on the ground with my legs in a sort of horseshoe-like position, unzipped my jean shorts, opened the front of my underwear, and took my dick out. I realized that peeing this way presented a risk of making a puddle that would spread out enough to wet my pants, so I just planned on scooting back if it looked like it would happen. After checking again to make sure no one was nearby, I got my dick further out so that it extended far enough beyond my shorts, and started peeing. I peed for not very long (I never pee too long, it seems), likely for well under a minute, and maybe under 30 seconds. Toward the end I had to scoot back because the puddle I was making was getting too near my shorts. After I scooted back, I accidentally didn't hold my dick right, and because I'm un-circumcised and my foreskin doesn't let me pee straight if I'm not holding my dick, my pee went to the left and almost hit my shorts. I tried to set this right, but it happened again and I ended up peeing on my hand and on my shorts a bit. I finished up shortly after that, and zipped back up and everything. My cats, meanwhile, had been messing around in that area behind the shed; I don't know if any of them were watching me, and I doubt any of them had any clue what was going on anyway. When I returned to the house, I changed my shorts and underwear (my underwear, besides being slightly wet, had dirt stains on it from my hands earlier), because I was going to go out later on.
Perhaps it was the fact that I've sat down to pee throughout my life, though with some exceptions (which my parents don't even know about), that made me so fascinated with the concept of girls peeing standing. The only time I've actually seen a girl peeing standing was when my little sister tried it around 7 years ago (it worked perfectly). It's something I would very much like to see again eventually in real life, though I doubt I will. I still find it intriguing to read about such things on this site, though.
I wonder if there are any more girls here who pee standing. If so, they haven't been posting lately, which is rather unfortunate, since the method is so useful to females anyway, and more of them should certainly learn about the existence of the technique for the purpose of their own convenience. (I made a post here not too long ago describing what I saw to be the conveniences of women peeing standing.) I noticed that on old pages on this site there used to be massive amounts of posts from females who peed standing, but they don't seem to be around anymore. :(
I would be very interested if some girls replied to my post with stories about themselves or other females urinating standing, or if guys posted about girls doing it. Perhaps some arrangement could be made whereby stories could be "exchanged" - if a girl replies with a story of this kind, I will gladly reply to that with another story about myself, whether she would prefer it to be about peeing or pooping (I'm not into pooping at all, personally, but I don't care in this case ;) ).
Hi.Andy here again.My name hasn't been shown at the top of my posts so in case you havn't read them i'm a 37 year old guy from Scotland.
Anyway,in my last post i talked about pooping in the woods.Well i did it yesterday and as promised here are the details.
I had been farting all day at work so i knew that i had to go.Towards the end of the day the pressure had built up but i managed to hold it in.After work,i drove to the local woods,parked up and set off to find a good spot to have my shit.When i found it, i quickly pulled down my trouseres and boxers and squatted down.
With a small push ,i felt the first load come out.It was quite soft and it split in two when it hit the ground.The next lot were smaller and firmer.I squeezed, and a little mushy stuff slipped out and i was done.I looked down to see my small pile then, spreading my bum cheeks apart,i wiped with some TP that i had brought with me.
After pulling up my trousers,i had a last look at my shit pile ,dropped the TP beside it and made my way back to the car.
Very satisfying.I hope you enjoyed reading about my shit in the woods. BYE FOR NOW! And lets hear more peeing stories,they're the best. ANDYLadies: Please stay out of Mens Restrooms ....
hi. Gregg here..... Ladies, I know sometimes you have to go, and there is a long wait for the ladies restroom, but PLEASE don't just walk int the mens restroom. See, in the last year or so, managments are removing stall doors from many mens restrooms, for whatever reasons, in department stores, parks, beaches, libraries, even many municipal buildings. Seems like everwhere lately... Most guys, including myself are ok, with getting 'caught with our pants down" by another guy, but it's really embarrasing when women walk in and we are in the middle of ...whatever....grunting, farting, pissing, dropping a hershey bar, or wiping, and inspecting....See what I mean.....So, please wait your turn for the ladies room. We appriciate it ...Gregg in Pa.Mr.Eko
This may sound very odd for some people but I enjoy pooping in public restrooms, im not sure why but pooping at home seems boring to me.
some survey answers...
1- When out, if you become desperate for the toilet would you rather use a public toilet or wait until you get home? -Use a public one, i have no problam with it.
2- When using a public toilet do you sit or hover? Sit.- I sit, if there are seat covers available I will use one.
3- Has there ever been a public toilet you have refused to use?-no
4- Is there any of you that pee/poop with the stall door open?- If there is a lock I will lock it. If there is not its no big deal
5- Have you ever run out of toilet paper in a public toilet?-thankfully no
6- If you have a poop that wont go down on 1st flush do you flush flush again?-yes
7- Have you ever peed/pooped your panties while waiting in line for the toilet?-no
8- Have you ever witnessed anyone doing the same?- yes, it was a small child at wal-mart
9- Do you take anything with you to read in a public toilet?- no
10- Have you ever flushed soiled underwear or used tampons down a public toilet?- no
BILL M.
POOPING AT WORK IN MY ROOM
Did anyone take an enema on the job without anyone knowing it. Im a maintenamce person and i have my own room with a door ahich i can lock. I found a old toilet seat and i got a 5 gallon bucket, then i brought from home a 1 gallon plastic paint can with a cover. Now juat before lunch time i filled up a container with very warm water and got in my room, locked the door, filled my enema bag, hung it up, layed on the floor and filled myself up with all the soluition, the 1 gallon bucket was inside the 5 gallon bucket si put the toilet seat on top of the 5 gallon bucket over the smaller one sat down and expelled the enema.
I have done this a number of times and no one even knew what i was doing on my lunch time. It was very interesting to do, im sure that if i would have beed found out doing something i would have been suspended or fired.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Dmitry
When I was 8 years old, me (a boy), my friend, his father and his cousin (girl 7 years old) named Inna went to forest for mushroom picking. At some point of our jorney we heard the voice of Inna who cried from somewhere in the bushes: "Somebody bring me some big leaves!" I don't remember why but it happened to be me who plucked several tree leaves and went toward the voice. I had guesses she might have needed leaves for wiping after pooing but I coudn't believe that to be true. However when I found that girl Inna, she was squatting with her pants and panties down and under her there was a little brown pile. I handed her the leaves, she thanked me and continued her business. It seemed to me she was embarrased a little bit, but at the same time was thinking of me as a good friend who she needed not to be ashamed of too much. She said: "Wait for me, will you?", so I waited, goggling at her at the process with my heart pounding while she pushed out some more pieces of poop. When she started to sort the green leaves I asked "You finished?" She said "Yes", wiped standing in front of me and then finished all the business to the end.
You might think that being just 8 years old boy I couldn't be shocked because of seeing a girl of about my age letting me see her doing number two, but I was shocked. Probably I was reeling when me and Inna went back to join the company again.
Barbie the Babysitter
I'm caring for two children this summer. I'm making good money which will come in handy this fall when I start high school. Josh is 8 and Jyl is 6. We're away from home a lot because their mom just doesn't want them sitting around their apartment with me doing nothing. So I take them out most every day. We go to "summer camp" at the park for the crafts and games they offer, to the zoo, movies, bumper bowling, and to the amusement park. There's no problem with Josh, I almost always walk him to the door of the mens room and he has no problem going. Well, he did have a problem once last week when he had his bm at the bowling center and then found that neither stall had toilet paper. I got him some from the ladies room and gave it to him. Then I let the man at the control desk know that the tp was needed. The problem with Jyl is that she is easily bored. So when she's bored she wants to go to the bathroom, get up on the toilet, play like she's going, but she doesn't most of the time actually pee or poop. Last week at bowling we played two lines and she went in four times. At the movies I must have taken her down four or five times. Yesterday at the zoo, it must have been four or five times over two hours. I lost count. It's very inconvenient for me and especially for Josh because I have to bring him to the doorway of the restroom while his sister goes in to most of the time just play around. Actually, it sucks and is getting on my nerves. I've mentioned it to their mother, but she says its just normal for that age. My mom says I'm being taken advantage of. What advice can you guys give me?Linda
Linda from Australia here again. Ive been having normal bowel movements over the last few weeks, infact this week, Ive had some really soft poos. However, I still don't feel finished after pooping. I dropped a medium sized load after work today and I could still feel more in me. I ate dinner and got the urge to go again. When I got to the toilet, I pushed and pushed but nothing came out.
To Aleysha: You mention that you have a home office and that turning on the computer makes you poop. Could you go to your home office on weekends and turn on the computer?? Maybe this will help you be able to poop on weekends. I can imagine it would be very uncomfortable having to go all weekend with a big load stuck up your butt. Its very frustrating when the poos won't come out. I don't have any other suggestions on how to get out of that habit.Danice
Hello. This is my firt time posting here.. I an a 15 year old female, skinny, long blonde hair and 172cm tall..
I have a question. I poop only once á 3 or 4 days. Having read several posts, this seems fairly common to females.
But when I finally have to go, I have to sit on the can for at least 2 hours!! Is this normal?
It takes me VERY long to get started, and sometimes I even have to do a second sitting at the same day!
It isn't painful or very strained though, but I'm just feeling like i spend half of my life at the toilet, eventhough it is only once á 3/4 days!
Can someone help me out?HAIRY ANNIE
To Anny here is suggestion for pooping ooutside in public. My friend Jas does this often. She wears hippie skirts just about all the time and the only time she wears knickers is when she is about have her period and during of course. But apart from that she goes without knickers and never wears a bra, in fact I don't think she owns one.
We often frequent outdoor concerts and flea markets and do a bit of hiking. I have been at concerts with her when she has whispered to me that " Annie I have have go do a shit". So we wander off to where there are no people around, she kneels down and sits on her heels and fans her skirt around her knees and the soles of feet. She makes sure her butt cheeks are resting on her heels so she can spread her cheeks with her heels.I usually stand right next to her, just in case her dress accidently blows up or I might just hold the back of her dress.
She then pushes out her turds and hers crackle quite a bit, like me she has hard/firm well formed turds. Jas then relaxes and has a piss which at times runs under knees. After she has finished she let let her pussy drip dry while she has smoke, she keeps her pubes trimmed so there is not much piss to worry about. She then stands up and we walk calmly away, obviously if she wiped she would be noticed, so she waits till we get home or find a public toilet before she cleans her ass.
Hope that was of some helpTo Aleysha.... I have constipation from taking medication so I have no choice but to take laxatives sometimes. Laxatives, medically, are not as bad as some think and doctors have assured me of this as regular and prolonged constipation is serious. A mild laxative taken early offers me great relief. Of course fibre, exercise nad water shpould first be tried. The other day I was a bit blocked and gave a few pushes and after wiping my anus becan to itch...I felt around the area and there was a small swelling at the edge of my hole. I pushed it and it slipped into my rectum, thus the lump or swelling disappeared...maybe it is a haemorroid developing.
Aleysha you could try the prune juice flush....drink a glass of prune juice on an empty stomach and follow it with more fluids and that might get things moving. Also try metumucil but get started say Thursday so it will work through your system..once again lots of water.
If you get in distress try a suppository...they have got me out of problems before...if all else fails switch on the computer on Sunday!
ThunderChina girl
To Girl 1: I know about but itch but I never had for long time now since I use flexible shower hose when I shower every day. Put shower sprayer on a stream setting and face it over your hole. It really helps keep clean and dry. I actually have relative who has one of those "jet toilets." They seem to be joke in the States but very popular in Asia. However these toilet are hard to come by in certain places, so shower hose is easy to install and just as good for getting rid of all residue.Lynn
to the shy person,
I once read an autobiography written by a movie star from the past. She wrote that she never admitted to any of her dates that she had to go to the bathroom. She got married in her twenties, and was self-conscious about her husband hearing her peeing in the bathroom.
When I was in college, my dorm roommate was quiet, like me. She once told me that when she told her boyfriend that she had to go to the bathroom, he hit her stomach. I was surprised that she wasn't at all self-conscious about discussing the topic with me. Even though she was quiet and reserved, she wasn't shy when she was in high school about admitting to her boyfriend that she had to go to the bathroom.
I read a story on this website about a girl who wet her pants while riding home from a date with her boyfriend. I assume she was too shy to admit to her boyfriend that she had to go to the bathroom. She wrote that he dumped her.
When I was in high school, I knew one boy and one girl, who were both fourteen years old, and not at all self-conscious about admitting that they had to go to the bathroom.
I have always been a private person. If you admit to a boyfriend, that you have to go to the bathroom, then you assume that he would likely picture you sitting on the toilet. Then it would be a "loss of privacy." But, if you go on dates, you will eventually have to accept it as part of the date.
How did I get over it? I didn't do anything to try. When enough years go by, you will be less self-conscious.
If you are shy about bodily functions, I don't think it's possible to be less shy in one day, one week or one month.BILL M.
bathroom at wendys, this morning around noon time was in wendys and had to pee normally. Iwent in to find an older man standing by the closed stall which there was only one and a urinal, he pointed to the urinal and i unzipped and peed. I finished and said to the man there should be more stalls in here,he agreed and said if the other person in the stall dosent come out soon there was going to be a disaster there. I pointed to the urinal and told him good luck and left.Mike
Hello everyone.
Haven't posted in a while, but now I have some things to share.
Recently, I have been having rather soft poo. You know, the kind that is barely solid. I like the feel of long, firm poo, so I was quite discouraged by my recent trend. I went poo the other day, and it was a bit better, but still, nothing that felt good sliding out. Today however, was different. Can anyone just "feel" the kind of poo coming before going? Well, I had the full, fat poo feeling this afternoon. I went to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat my ass down. I farted loudy, which lasted a good 4 seconds. Then a short wait before another fart. Then the beloved crackling sound came on! My ass opened up wide as my poo slowly slid out. Didn't know one could do this, but I farted while my poo came out. Learn something new everyday! Slowly my poo slid out, longer, and longer. It the stopped. I had a fat, long poo hanging from my ass and going nowhere. I still felt it pushing out, or trying to, but nothing. Well, the problem: my poo was jammed in between my ass and the bottom of the toilet. I got up a bit, and my poo came the rest of the way out. Well, I had to check it out. Very smooth, hard looking, about 3 inches wide from one end to the other, and had to be about 2-3 feet long. My bare ass got a good pat for that. But wait, this thing won't flush down I thought to myself. So, I had to break my masterpiece up, and it flushed right down. Good ass. Good good ass.
To Anny:
About your wanting to poo and or pee yourself in public. Try an area that is close to home first. I myself like to poo myself while in public, but not that public(malls ect.). To scared. But around my home, I let it go from time to time. Highly recommended to anyone interested in pooing their pants outside. Good luck to you!
That's it for now. Take care guys.
Happy pooing!