Matthew
Skidmarks
What an interesting topic! It brought memories of my teen years when I went to camp. I distinctly remember one of my bunk mates. He had the most massive skid marks. It was a source of embarrassment for him, but he apparently chose not to do anything about it. He must never have used toilet paper.
I remember when I was in college I was taking a course with a guy and I had to go to his room to pick up a book or something. He had a single room in another dorm. I remember knocking on his door, he let me in and there were two pairs of white underwear on the floor. He had dropped them and then stepped out of them, as they were sitting with the crotch part exposed. Both pairs had very distinctive brown stripes. It was apparent that his wiping was much less than adequate. I always wondered why he left them there. He must have on some level wanted me to see them. It was like saying, "I'm dirty!" He made absolutely no effort to pick them up as we chatted for a few minutes. I thought it a bit strange.
I work with a guy who is in his late thirties. He is tall and trim, and very health conscious as he snacks on apples and carrot sticks. He makes a daily trip every morning to the mens room where he has a bowel movement. I have on many occasions been in an adjacent stall and his movements are very robust with lots of gas and loose, easily passed stools. He never, ever, wipes more than once. I can only imagine what his underwear looks like. He is very well groomed and hygienic, with no body odor whatsoever. He must take pleasure in being dirty down there. It's his little secret. He went through a very difficult divorce a few years back. His wife left him and he was devastated. I always wondered if the root cause of their marital problems were his wiping issues. Perhaps she was so disgusted by his underwear, which she most certainly must have seen, that it caused other problems. Just a guess on my part, but it has always intrigued me.
Amanda M
Today I was at a hockey game and I had been drinking a soda. I got tired of holding it so I started to drink it fast. I finished it and not to much later I had to pee. I'm a die hard hockey fan and I didn't want to miss any of the game so I decided to hold it till after the period. I was starting to get a little fidgety. I had to pee so bad that it hurt. When I have to pee really really bad and hold it for a while my lower stomach starts to hurt. That was happening. It was really uncomfortable. I managed to make it through the period. When the buzzer sounded I got up to go to the bathroom. The urge got worse when I stood up.My bladder felt like it was going to explode. I finally made it to the bathroom and there was a really long line. It moved fast which I was glad about. I took the first stall that opened. I unbuckled my belt,pulled down my pants,sat on the toilet.and peed a river. It had to last like a minute straight. It felt so good to get it out. I wiped,flushed,washed my hands and went to watch the rest of the game.
Kat
1 Do you enjoy pooping? Not really... sometimes, it does make you feel less stuffy and fat.
2 What is your favorite position when passing a BM? Legs spread far apart with elbows on my knees, kinda on my toes.
3 Do you get stomach aches before your BM? Are they severe? I get a dull ache if I dont go in the morning and a bad ache if i'm going to have diarrhea or have been really constipated.
4 How many times a day do you poop? 3-5 times a day
5 What was the longest poop you ever did? about 9 inches.
6 Do you find pooping relaxing? Not really. But I still enjoy it.
7 Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Yes. I dont always mean to, it just kinda happens.
8 How often do you get constipated? Actually yes, and then it's horrible trying to get it all out.
9 What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 11 days
10 After beïng constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relieve? No. I moan a little though
11 Do you get stomach aches often, when you don't have to BM? If so, how long do they last and are they severe? Yes, If I'm going to have diarrhea or if I've been constipated, and they usually last until I have the BM and get it all out of me.
12 Are you gassy when you poop? yes
13 Do you look forward to take a dump? Yes
14 What are the two signs that you have to go? (besides a stomach ache?) My stomach feels full, gas
15 Do you ever lie down after taking a looong dump because you feel weak or tired? yes
16 Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? If it was a hard one to get out, yes
17 Do you like to take as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? i want to get it done fast, but it never works that way
18 When you are constipated, or are having a tough time getting it out
what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself without taking a laxative? drinking milk or tea and just sitting there till it comes out.
19 Has a BM ever hurted so much that you started to cry? yes
20 How often do you have diarrhea? A few times a month
21 When on the bowl, taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position? Legs spread apart
22 Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? Yes, quite often actually
23 Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? I get my bf to massage my belly for me ;)
24 How do you feel about having someone to poop with you, like to keep you company? I let my bf do it, and its kinda nice.
25 How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diarrhea etc.? I like it when my bf does it, it's relaxing and makes me feel better.
26 After a long hard poop, diarrhea or constipation or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? Yes
27 Do your stomach aches continue even after you pooped? Only if it's diarrhea. It will hurt for a while after I've finished.
28 How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize, as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more then twice in a row(for the same dump)? pretty often, and it happens a lot when i have diarrhea
Upstate Dave
Wild Village Girls Part 3
First let me do some responses. Abi I lked your short flower pot poop post. I don't know how big the pot was but your poop sounded like it was big! Rag Muffin Reanna here are my answers to your survey.
1. yes
2. Both
3. Vandleized or cost saveing
4. Nothing different when pissing shiting just keep my pants and boxers up higher on my thighs when I go
5. As far as males generaly no they don't watch each other. They go about their business.
6. If the other person talks to me I will talk back to them. Or if I say hello sometimes that will also starta short cnversation.
7. Only if the bathroom is not clean about being stalless no.
Allison its hard to say as far as your wetting habbit. You mentioned that you are excited by its feeling when it happened and you stated it happens once a week or so. Could it be from havng a dream get excited and then wet yourself and the bed as you sleep? Also you mentioned that you had drank before going to sleep. Has it happened when you haven't drank anything before going to bed? All I can say is stp drinking before going to bed and also pee before going to bed and try doing this and you may stop.
Wendy great post about useing the new hollow tree and being desperate to the point of pooping yourself but at least it was a firm one so you didn't ruin your clothes when it happened. If you use this tree spot again let us know! Ok on with my posting now.
Now Tereasa and I were in my den on the couch with her having the shet covering er half nakedness. (since she had not put back on her jeans and panties after our last bathroom visit) We did watch the opening of the Tonight Show which Johnny Carson was very funny with his monolog. His guests were going to be good too but Tereasa and I sortof strated foolong around on the couch as the Tonight Show went on. I would have to say half of our attention was on the tv and the other half was on what we were doing to each other.
Also both of us went on drinking beer which about 3/4ths of the way through the Tonigh show both of us had to piss again! Plus Tereasa mentioned after this piss she was going to head home and she asked me to walk her home. I didn't have to drive her home for she knew I had been drinking and besides it waqs a short distance to her house any way.
We went to the bathroom. Tereasa picked up her dress off from the floor and she slipped it back on. She also picked up her panties but didn't put them on. While she put her dress back on I siad to her; I thought we wre going to piss? Teresa said back to me; We are! Put your pants back on Dave. I want to go utside and piss this time since you are going to walk me home. I said ok and I put my jeans back on and we then left the bathroom and we both stepped outside and out on my porch.
Now Tereasa said to me as we were standing on my porch; Lets go out in the yard. So we stepped off from the porch and we both walked into the large backyard behind my place. The house next door was dark with no lights on. The old waterworks building nextdoor on the other side of te yard you could hear the pumps going and the lights were on inside of it but at this late hour I knew there was no one inside working. As far as Marggies uncle who lved upstairs over me he was not awake either at this time. So there was no one that would see us piss there in the backyard.
Now with the ligts on over inside the old villages water pump works the interior lights shone out through its windows casing long areas of light across the yard makeing it easy enough to see in the yard. Tereasa stood right beside me and she raised the bottom of her dress right up and told me to hold it up for her in the front which I did. In turn she unzipped my zipper slipped her fingers in opened the slit of my boxers and pulled my penis out and she held it.
This time I started to piss before she did. I sent a nice long arcing stream of piss from my penis which came down about six feet out in front of me. Where the light from the windows shone out from the pumping station windows my stream glistened in those areas of light. Where the areas of no lght was cascadeing across the yard my stream could still be seen but was not showing as well. There was only a soft pattering sound heard where my piss was wetting the grass.
Now after I had pissed for about ten seconds that's when Tereasa said softly to me and she then widened her stance; I'm going to start now Dave. Tereasa did too. Since we both were standing right in one of the lighted areas form one ofthe pumpstations windows I saw shoot right out from Tereasas vagina her piss stream. Her stream angled forward only slightly as it went down. Her stream like my stream glistened brightly. It was twisted and it hissed loudly! (:-)) Also since she was pissing pretty hard her piss when it hit the ground made a louder noise hiting the grass then my piss was doing.
I watched Tereasa piss and she stayed looking forward watching my stream. Soon my stream eased off for I had started well before her. It dropped quickly and came back as quick too. I stopped and I did only two short little finishing up spurts and that was it. I was done with my piss. Terasa must have been pissing harder then I thought she was.For only several seconds later her piss stream eased right off too. Its hising faded right out as her stream thinned right down. Then she started just driping piss which when that happened she told me to let go of her dress and I did. Tereasa gave my penis a couple of shakes and then stuffed it back inside my jeans and boxres and zipped them up for me. Then we walked ut of the yard out to the sidewalk and I walked her home. That was it for this night. To be continuied. Nest time it would be Jaimmie and Alice from the Wild Girls. To be cntinuied.
Kate
Allison, I'd expect it's more to do with the water you drink than your "practise". I used to be unable to wet myself. I had some sort of reflex keeping my panties dry. Over time, I lost this, and can now go on demand. I started peeing at that last dot I typed. I didn't even have to think about it. Ah, that feels so good.
Anyway, I haven't seen any changes in my bladder control ability. I suspect that your bed wetting is caused by drinking before bed. I don't drink within an hour of sleeping, and always pee immediately going to bed. I haven't *accidentally* wet the bed since I was 7.
I'm finished peeing now (yes, I have quite a large bladder - I can pee for a few minutes sometimes!)
Car mom, have you (or anyone) had an accident in your car, ever? You've told me about the thirty year old (and shortly after, your daughter) intentionally wetting themselves. Has that happened any other times?
Megan from Calgary
My Accidents Part Six
Hi again.
My last two posts were about my sister Melanie and my best friend Sarah's accidents. I will start posting again about my accidents. But before I do, Sarah's comments in her last post are correct. I don't like wearing diapers either. It's not like either of us has accidents all the time, but when we do, it can be bad.
My last post of my stories, on page 1942, was about a trip that my family took to Mexico. We went to Xel-Ha for the day and I got really sick and pooped diarrhea into my white bikini swimsuit bottoms. I had another accident when we got back to our resort and ruined a pair of white bikini underwear and my white shorts.
I went through most of college without any accidents. In my last year at the University of Calgary, I had a rather embarrassing one though. It came out of nowhere. My friend Inga and I were walking to our class when a sharp cramp hit me. I doubled over and said something like, "Ohhh!" Inga asked what was wrong and I told her that I was sick. She asked if I was going to puke, and I told her that I was having diarrhea and needed a toilet. I shuffled a few feet towards the ladies room, but I didn't make it. Another cramp hit and diarrhea poured into my high cut underwear. Inga gasped and said, "Oh my god!" I just stood there in disbelief as the mess shifted and swished around in my underwear. The mess leaked through my jeans and started leaking down the inside and back of my legs. It was horrible. I decided to leave for home right away. I carefully got into my car and the mess spread everywhere. Another wave hit me on my drive home and I could not hold it back. I finally got to my apartment and got myself cleaned up. I wore a maxi pad in my panties for the rest of the night and for the next day as I still wasn't feeling 100%. I had a few more leaks with wet farts, but the pad helped soak up the mess. Luckily I did not have any more accidents like the one the day before.
I will post again later.
Megan
Althea
The Nature Boy: Before I cleaned up my life. The smell of medicine used to be in my urine and BM's. I take green tea extract in my tea, water, supplement brews or straight. When I take it straight or in huge quantities, watch out. My output smells of the green tea, which is good because I am detoxifying. I drink a lot of it in the summer and my systems are at their peak. I detoxify daily with many things. The Vit.C is an excellent cleanser along with the tea. The Vit. C. loosens the bowels.
a mother too: I was a 4 year old girl who did the same thing. Mother did not catch me until I was 15.
>Harry Pooper
Teaching Alison to drive
To Spanish Girl. I liked your story about taking pills to make you go to the toilet. It reminds me of my vacation last year when my girlfriend and I went to Spain.
The weather was very hot and I didn't drink enough so I became really constipated. My girlfriend had the opposite problem and she had to keep going to the toilet when we were out. When she went to the toilet in our hotel room, she used to lock the door and turn the taps on in the basin to try and mask any noises. I asked her if she was okay and she said that she had a "stomach upset" but she didn't go into detail. It seemed odd that although we were knew each other intimately in bed, she was so shy about her toilet habits.
I didn't know the Spanish word for "Laxative" so I didn't get any in Spain. Also, I didn't want to be running to the toilet at the airport and on the plane coming home. When we got home to London, my girlfriend and I split up and I was very upset. I bought a pack of Senna laxative tablets and took some. The result was just like Spanish Girl described on page 1951, loud farts and only one little shit come out when I knew there was a lot more inside me.
I was an only child and my mother brought me up on her own but she had died the previous year, when I was 22. I didn't have anyone to turn to for advice about constipation remedies, then I remembered Alison who used to be my mother's best friend. On page 1893, I wrote about when I was a child and Alison looked after me while Mum went out but I pooed my pants after eating too many prunes. On pages 1919, 1924 and 1950, I wrote about how Alison came on holiday with Mum and I when I was a teenager. Alison was like an aunt to me and I knew that she worked at a pharmacy in a nearby town so I was sure I could ask her for some advice about constipation.
I went to the pharmacy and Alison was there. We hadn't seen each other for a year since my mother's funeral and Alison was so pleased to see me. I waited until there were no other customers in the shop and then I told her that I would like some advice as I hadn't opened my bowels for five days and that Senna laxative pills hadn't worked. I said that I wanted the same type of liquid laxative that the doctor gave me as a teenager after I broke both arms and the painkillers made me constipated. I wrote about this on pages 1913 and 1917. Alison smiled and said she remembered that it worked well, in fact a bit too well! She said that it was called Lactulose and it isn't available over the counter but I could ask the pharmacist for some.
Alison went to find the pharmacist who got a bottle of the liquid laxative off the shelf. She told me the normal adult dose and she also advised me to drink plenty of water with it. The pharmacist explained that it is quite slow acting and it may take 24 - 48 hours before there is any effect. Then the pharmacist went out to her room at the back of the shop and I chatted to Alison, It was Saturday morning and I said that I needed relief soon. I explained that I work as a driving instructor so it would be inconvenient if I need to go to the toilet urgently during a driving lesson on Monday. Alison said that she had never learned to drive and she she was looking for a friendly driving instructor. I gave her my phone number and I asked her to phone me that evening if she wanted to book a driving lesson.
I went home and took an adult dose of the liquid laxative. That evening Alison phoned and she told me that she tried to learn to drive when whee was 18 but gave up as she was too nervous and her driving instructor didn't have much patience. Now she was divorced, she wanted to learn to drive for independence. I told her that I often deal with nervous pupils and that I would be free Monday morning at 9 a.m. I said that I had planned to stay at home on Monday in case I was still running to the toilet after the laxative but I didn't mind giving her a driving lesson as I was sure she would understand. She said that I was welcome to use the toilet at her house.
On Sunday morning, there was still no result so I took another dose. By Sunday night nothing had come out. I woke up Monday morning and sat on the toilet but only gas came out, so I took another dose. Then it was time to leave for work so I put an empty 5 liter plastic paint tub and a toilet roll into the trunk of the car in case of emergency.
I drove to collect Alison at 9 a.m. I rang the doorbell and waited for a few minutes. I heard a toilet flush and then Alison opened the door. Alison said that she needed to cancel the driving lesson. I asked her why and she said that she was too nervous and it was affecting her stomach. I guessed what the problem was but I asked her what was wrong and she said it was rather embarrassing. Then she whispered, "If you must know, I've got diarrhea this morning". Alison said that she had to run to the toilet three times this morning and she would probably have to go again soon but she didn't want it to happen in the middle of her driving lesson. She said that she gets diarrhea when she is really nervous and the first time she had driving lessons when she was 18, she was so nervous that she had an accident in her panties. I told her that we could drive back to her house if she needed to go to the toilet and that I had a potty and a toilet roll in the trunk of the car for emergencies. Alison agreed to come for her driving lesson. She asked me if my laxative was working yet and whether I needed to use the toilet before we left. I said not now but maybe later. she asked me how much I had taken and when I told her she said, "You'll explode!"
We drove for about half an hour then we stopped the car, Alison's stomach was making noises and she looked rather uncomfortable. I asked her if she was okay and she whispered, "Diarrhea". I offered to drive her home to use the toilet but she said that there was no time for that as she was about to do it in her panties. We were in a built-up area so I got the potty tub and toilet roll out of the trunk of the car, took the lid off and put it on the floor in the back of the car. Alison got into the back of the car and closed the door. I stood outside the car while she lifted her long skirt and squatted over the potty. When she had finished, she put the lid on the potty tub and we continued the driving lesson.
We got back to Alison's house at the end of the driving lesson and she invited me in for coffee. I didn't have any other driving lessons booked that day so I accepted. Then I told Alison that she was right about the laxative and I felt like I was going to explode. She took me upstairs to her toilet and I rushed in without shutting the door. I just got my pants down in time then I sat on the toilet and made a loud explosion of diarrhea. Alison said that liquid laxative certainly works but it can take a long time. I said it had taken 48 hours but while I was waiting I had taken two more doses. She said that the first dose might have been enough but after three doses, I might be on the toilet all morning.
There was only one toilet in Alison's house and she said that she needed to sit on it urgently. I wiped myself quickly then I stood up and pulled my pants up. Alison lifted her long skirt at the back, pulled her panties down a little way and sat on the toilet without revealing anything. I started to go out of the bathroom but Alison said that after what I had taken, I had better not go too far from the toilet. Alison sat on the toilet and I could hear that she had diarrhea. Then she wiped herself, pulled her panties up and I sat down again. Alison said I was welcome to stay at her house and use her toilet so that I didn't get 'caught short' on the way home. I stayed for another hour and another two toilet visits then I said goodbye to Alison and went home. I was really looking forward to seeing her again.
Alison booked all her driving lessons with my driving school. Alison passed her driving test and got her own car. We had been quite close when I was a child and we became good friends again and she invited me round for dinner a few times. Then she said that she would like to get some experience driving in France and she would like me to go with her but that's another story.
Steve
Had To Go Wee Wee
I'm a 35 year old guy and one day I was driving on the interstate and had to pee in the worst way. I'd already been holding it for over an hour and there was no rest area in sight. I knew I'd have to find someplace pretty quick or I was going to be in big "trouble". I finally spotted a little wooded area up ahead and pulled over & parked on the shoulder of the highway. I then got out of my car and walked over to a clump of trees, hoping I could sneak a quick pee before anybody "happened" to come by. I yanked my zipper down and had just pulled out my dick when I heard female voices and a rustling of trees sounding very close. Pee had already started squirting out but I quickly shoved my dick back in...but I didn't have time to zip before they appeared. They were a couple of teenagers who were out walking and they said hello and remarked on the beautiful weather. They chatted with me a few minutes and during the whole time, I'm doing a pee dance trying not to be too obvious about it...with my fly gaping wide open. They HAD to have known what I was about to do. Totally embarrassing!! P.S. After I was sure they left, I yanked it out again and managed to take a nice long piss in private,
Becky M
Survey answers
Hi, BeckyM here. It's been a while since my last post, so I'd thought I'd answer the survey I just saw on the front page:
1. What is your age? 28
2. What is your body type? medium to slim
3. Would you say your normal bowel movements consist of diarrhea (completely liquid), really soft turds (ex. soft serve ice cream), or solid turds? Usually diarrhea or very, very soft.
4. If your BM is diarrhea or soft serve, do you have a medical condition? Likely have IBS.
5. If your turds are solid, is it usually one big piece, or several solid pieces? not applicable.
6. How often do you poop REALLY big turds? often
7. Do you feel more satisfied when you produce a big turd, or does it not matter to you? Satisfied
8. Ar????.
9. If someone was in the bathroom while you were pooping, would they a) not smell a thing b) smell the poop aroma but not too bad c) would have to leave the room? Definitely (c)
10. Do you have the ability to feel whether a turd's going to be really big as soon as you get the urge to move your bowels? Usually.
11. What was the biggest turd you ever remember pooping? I was at home, and I had one soft but solid turd that just seemed like it kept coming out. Must have been close to 2 feet long. I was on the toilet for another 45 minutes pooping my brains out afterward.
One time i was in walmart. I was picking up some things for my boyfriend when it hit me. I got a terrable pain in my stomach and i needed to fart. I waited until i was almost the only one around and i farted. Except it wasnt a fart. I had to run to the bathroom as i shit my pants. But by the time i got there i didnt need to go anymore
Kate
Oh, I almost forgot.
Sarah from Calgary, if you are concerned about the environmental effects of maxi pads, and you don't like tampons, you can look up a company called 'Lunapads' (I can't link to the website, but you can google the name). They make reusable washable maxi pads, absorbant underwear, and other eco-friendly things.
new guy
comments & stuff
To: Abi great story about you pooping in the flower pot I bet that would have made great fertilizer for a plant if there was one in it please post more stories thanks.
To: Sarah from calgary another great story please contiue to post more about you and your friends and family thanks.
To: Rag Muffin Reanna survey answers
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1. nope never have or at least that I can remember because I like my privacy sometimes
2. pee never crap unless its an absolute emergency
3. dont know might have been always like that
4. try and hurry and get it over with espicaly if im taking a crap
5. dont know or remember
6. no unless its in a unisex bathroom and if its a woman and she wants to talk about something interesting like going to the bathroom
7. no
please post more stoires thanks
To: Anonymous great story about your boss going to the bathroom in her pants please share more stories like that about other women you know thanks.
To: Abbie another great story about you pooping and hearing other girls pooping in the bathroom please contiue to post more great stories thanks.
To: Anny another great story damn girl it must have felt really good to get that beast out of you please contiue to post more great stories thanks a question have you ever had so big it got stuck coming out and hurt as well if please share the story if you havent already thanks.
To: Wendy & Kristy Wendy another great story about you finding somewhere new to poop please to post more great stories you 2 I look forward to both your guys next post because I always enjoy reading them thanks.
To: Upstate Dave another great story about you and your friends please contiue to post more great stories thanks.
To: End Stall Em another great story please post more of them there really good thanks
To: Tom great story about you smelling that girls poop please post more stories about girls and/or women pooping if you have any thanks.
To: Timee another great story please keep them coming thanks.
To: Kyle from WA another great set of stories please contiue to post more of them thanks.
To anybody who anybody whos interested there was kind of a toilet on the cleaveland show which is on fox on sunday nights last sundays episode had a scene where cleaveland pulls a hida toilet or something like that its like a hida bed in the wall well when he does you hear his step daugther Roberta say im in here about a minute or two later you see her come out of it, it dosent say if she was pooping or peeing well just wanted to tell everyone this who were interested I would have posted this earilier but I just remembered it.
Well thats all for now
Sincerly new guy
PS. I love this site
Althea
KENT:S QUESTIONNAIRE
1. What is your age? 50
2. What is your body type? medium/slim
3. Would you say your normal bowel movements consist of diarrhea (completely liquid), really soft turds (ex. soft serve ice cream), or solid turds? any combination, diarrhea or soft turds. I drink a lot of liquids and Vit.C.
4. If your BM is diarrhea or soft serve, do you have a medical condition? No
5. If your turds are solid, is it usually one big piece, or several solid pieces? either, usually several
6. How often do you poop REALLY big turds? when I eat lots of salads
7. Do you feel more satisfied when you produce a big turd, or does it not matter to you? no
8. Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If not, what would you eat first a) a big sandwich b) meat, vegetables, and something else? I eat giant sandwiches made of organic grain bread, plus I like meat and vegetables or just lots of fresh vegs.
9. If someone was in the bathroom while you were pooping, would they a) not smell a thing b) smell the poop aroma but not too bad c) would have to leave the room? a not a thing or b. When I was a girl, I could stink up the place good. When I am on my detoxification regimen, I can stink up a toilet good. I run in the park. So, I move my bowels before I set out on my run. I do it at home or at the park. Last summer, I drank a lot of green tea concentrate and I went to the womens park toilet, let down my black running shorts and black Jockey Microfiber panties to my ankles, hitched up my black bra top, sat on the toilet. With ease, my bowels release soft thick brown stools. I could smell the green tea extract. I was drinking this stuff daily, ingesting the tincture straight. I was really cleaned out. The smell did not linger, either. I wiped myself good with lots of paper. I did it from the back, bending over with my knees together. While sitting, I reached for my panties, then my shorts, pulled them up and flushed the bowl. It is a loud jet flush. I washed my hands and set out for my 6 miles.
10. Do you have the ability to feel whether a turd's going to be really big as soon as you get the urge to move your bowels? No.
11. What was the biggest turd you ever remember pooping? Describe how it looked, were you home, did it flush, etc! See my early posts.
Kat
1 Do you enjoy pooping? Not really... sometimes, it does make you feel less stuffy and fat.
2 What is your favorite position when passing a BM? Legs spread far apart with elbows on my knees, kinda on my toes.
3 Do you get stomach aches before your BM? Are they severe? I get a dull ache if I dont go in the morning and a bad ache if i'm going to have diarrhea or have been really constipated.
4 How many times a day do you poop? 3-5 times a day
5 What was the longest poop you ever did? about 9 inches.
6 Do you find pooping relaxing? Not really. But I still enjoy it.
7 Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Yes. I dont always mean to, it just kinda happens.
8 How often do you get constipated? Actually yes, and then it's horrible trying to get it all out.
9 What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? 11 days
10 After beïng constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relieve? No. I moan a little though
11 Do you get stomach aches often, when you don't have to BM? If so, how long do they last and are they severe? Yes, If I'm going to have diarrhea or if I've been constipated, and they usually last until I have the BM and get it all out of me.
12 Are you gassy when you poop? yes
13 Do you look forward to take a dump? Yes
14 What are the two signs that you have to go? (besides a stomach ache?) My stomach feels full, gas
15 Do you ever lie down after taking a looong dump because you feel weak or tired? yes
16 Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? If it was a hard one to get out, yes
17 Do you like to take as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? i want to get it done fast, but it never works that way
18 When you are constipated, or are having a tough time getting it out
what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself without taking a laxative? drinking milk or tea and just sitting there till it comes out.
19 Has a BM ever hurted so much that you started to cry? yes
20 How often do you have diarrhea? A few times a month
21 When on the bowl, taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position? Legs spread apart
22 Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? Yes, quite often actually
23 Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? I get my bf to massage my belly for me ;)
24 How do you feel about having someone to poop with you, like to keep you company? I let my bf do it, and its kinda nice.
25 How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diarrhea etc.? I like it when my bf does it, it's relaxing and makes me feel better.
26 After a long hard poop, diarrhea or constipation or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? Yes
27 Do your stomach aches continue even after you pooped? Only if it's diarrhea. It will hurt for a while after I've finished.
28 How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize, as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more then twice in a row(for the same dump)? pretty often, and it happens a lot when i have diarrhea
mother in law
Recently my wife and her mother whos in her mid forties went shopping in our village I saw my wife coming back along the road her mother struggling along slowly .My wife shouted open the door mums desperate for the toilet .Her mother was walking stiffly one hand clutched to the seat of her trousers .as "Oh god not now" I then saw her stiffen and a large bulge formed in the seat of her trousers tenting them out.My wife ushered her inside she kept saying "Icant believe I just shit myself .My wife got her cleaned up lent her some clothes and ran her home shes been avoiding me since
Anna
After lunch happening
Another story about the jogging club I was keen again to join them on there next session I tried to hold out pooping till the evening but got to just after lunch and I had to go so I went down a floor to the toilets as I was approaching the door I saw Jill coming from the other direction it was obvious she was heading in the same direction as I was.
She spoke asking if I was jogging tonight I said yes, as we went in 3 out of the 4 stalls were occupied. I said to her to go first but she said that she could be awhile as she had to have a good clear out I said me too.
So she when first I did not have long to wit as the women in the stall alongside Jill came out and I went in put some toilet paper on the seat it look like the previous women must have only peed as the toilet was clean I raised my skirt above my waist lowered my panties to my knees and sat down before I started I listened to what was happening in the other stalls.
I could hear Jill shifting on her seat and making a straining noise on the other side the woman was letting go some loose stuff and the final stall was flushing I started peeing and Jill was still straining now a bit louder.
The woman alongside me wiped then flushed and left leaving just me and Jill I looked under the stall at her feet She had only her tiptoes touching the floor. As she kept straining I could hear the first piece coming out. It sounded hard work. I was waiting for the sound of breaking off and failing into the water. But it just kept coming. She kept stopping to get another breath. While this was going on I had to strain to start my poo moving this did the trick and big poo exited me.
Jill was still straining I spoke to her knowing that we were alone saying you sound like you are having trouble and she said yes's but I think it is nearly out. All the time I could hear it coming out of her. Then silence and she started wipe and I did the same but before I dropped the paper in the bowl I had a look at my creation it went from the bottom to just out the water about 25 cm and 3.5cm wide it took 2 flush to clear.
As I left my stall I heard Jill flush as she opened the stall door she said you got to see why I was having trouble so in I go and in the bowl is a huge piece of poop stuck about 40cm and at 5cm wide.
I couldn't believe that someone could have that much crap inside of them and she being such a sporty person.
So we both left with it un flushed the jogging session was uneven full are that.
Sunday, December 05, 2010
Windows XP
Upstate Dave I love your stories and can't believe the luck you have in your life with girls and peeing etc. You are One lucky guy I'll give ya that hehe. I read your current post and totally awesome time you and Theresa (I think that's how you spell her name?)had. I'm going to repost some of what you said and then after that my question. - - - - "How bout you sit down Dave Tereasa sad to me. Then I'll sit down with you. I smiled a big smile and I spun right arond and sat down n the seat. Teresa straddled my legs which I did have tightly together so it made it easier for Tereasa to move forward. Then she sat down and I then spreaded my feet apart which opened my thighs. Tereasa took a quick glance down saw my erect penis pointed staright up and then she slid back a ways on my thighs. Tereasa asked me if I wanted to piss first or have her go first. Tereasa smiled and told me she could wait for me to go. So I said to her that was ok with me. So she reached down shoved my erect penis down and held it."
Here's my question to you - How did you two sit on the toilet and how did she not pee on you or did she? Did you sit normal like taking a crap and she sat on top of you with her back towards your face? Or did you sit normal and she turned around face to face with you? Or did you turn around with your face towards the toilet's tank and she sat on your lap with her face facing you? Its a bit confusing and just wanted clarification please. Thanks Windows XP.
Abi
Pooed in a flower pot
Today I wanted to do a poo somewhere other than the toilet. So I went to buy a flower pot at the store. I got back home and then when I felt the urge to go, I went out to my patio to the flower pot. I took off my pants and panties and squatted over the pot. I peed some, but none of it went into the pot, just all over the ground. Then I did my poo and it came out as one log and one end of it hung over the edge of the pot. It felt naughty pooing in a flower pot like that but I really liked it.
rosseaster
Post Title (optional) Skidmarks again.
From time to time there has been mention of especially teenage boys who have gone through a phase of not wiping and not using TP. My school friend Ian and I certainly went through this phase, and we were at our worst between 13 and 15ish, although we both continued to have heavy skid marks in our briefs after that.
It would be very interesting to hear from others (both teenagers and adults looking back)of their experiences of not wiping. What was the reason? Was it deliberate or laziness? How bad were the skids? And especially what was the reaction of your parent when laundry time came?
Ian and I went to a day grammar school. My mother accepted my dirtiness, and so did Ian's. In his case, his younger brother and his dad were heavy skidders so she had to. But I have often wondered what the attitude would have been at a boarding school?
A poll in another forum showed that 12% of teenage boys did not wipe at all, and another 13% wiped very poorly. Another showed that over a third of them enjoyed getting skidmarks, and indeed over 50% normally had them.
I also wonder about reaction when changing for games etc. Did other boys comment or tease you? (Ian and I did not come across this, perhaps because quick checks suggested that over half the boys at that time had skids themselves)
Were there boys who boasted about their skids, or were in competition with their mates?
It would also be interesting to hear mothers'' take on the dirty pants of their teenage sons.
I really regret that when Ian and I were enjoying our dirtiness, there were no sites such as this where we could share our dirty experiences. Whilst I was lucky to share them with Ian, it was difficult to make contact with others you could trust.Especially from other schools.
We also both really enjoyed putting off taking a poo until the last minute so that we were touching the cloth of our white Y front briefs. Sometimes a small marble would break off, and we would keep it there, squashed to the cotton. It felt kind of good rubbing against the opening of our cheeks, whilst all the while we tried to look clean and smart in our school uniforms.
We would also look at the behinds of others and try to second guess whether they were dirty like us. If they wore their school trousers or jeans with the back seam tight up their cracks, it was almost a dead cert they were skid-kids like ourselves.
I wonder if Ian remembers those days with the fondness as I do.
As I said, it would be good to hear from others on this theme. Can give more detail of actual experiences if anyone is interested.