Alyanna
Going Try Something Different This Time!
Hey it's Alyanna! I just wanted to let you all know that I'm completely home alone and I have a huge urge to shit! But I'm not going to record it this time. I'm going to try something else! I'm going to shit in a bowl this time! Yep I'm going to take the biggest bowl we have, put in on the bathroom floor and shit in it! Then when I'm done I'll put the shit in the toilet, flush then clean the bowl good andbput it back! I just hope everybody is gone long enough so I can get away with it!
Well here we go! Wish me luck and cross your fingers for me! :)
Alyanna.Amanda V
Anne- I wish I was brave enough to do that. Do you ever consider it fun to do that or is it just a regular routine thing? Have you ever been in a situation where you had a real accident? As in you tried to hold it but couldn't? I hope you post more stories!
Stephanie- Looking back, was it kind of exciting knowing that you might not make it back to your bathroom? Or were you just extremely nervous the whole time? I know I was terrified when I knew I was going to have an accident but now that I think about it, it was a very different feeling, maybe the adrenaline from panicking or something. I hope you post more about how you became interested in your "hobby", lately I've gotten really curious about it even though I never got any enjoyment out of my accidents as a kid.
Maggie- I never had an accident where I was surrounded by classmates and was discovered by everyone but I know what that feeling is like. That would be very hard at that age. At least you can look back and laugh at it now.
As for me, I've had other accidents than the 2 I've posted but those were still very vivid because of the situation I was in. I'll try and tell about the others that I had soon.ty
Daniel- I had to poop my pants in front of my girlfriend once, and I was even younger. Me and her were hanging out at my house, we were 15. My basement recently got flooded by massive rainstorms, and everything was damaged and pulled out. Even the sheetrock and carpet, so it was just a little square cement room with a few pipes, there was absolutely nothing down there. I wanted to show my girlfriend so we went down. My mom shouted that she was going to the pharmacy and then the grocery store, and she would be back in maybe an hour thirty. She trusted us and knew we woudn't do anything crazy, which was true. I heard the basement door shut when she was leaving and paniced, because the basement door can only be opened from the outside. The inside handle doesn't work and we were now locked down there for at least the next ninety minutes. I tried calling my mom to come back, but no service from the basement. And it got worse- I began to have to pee and poop. After twenty minutes it was starting to get bad, probably because I hadn't pooped in three days. My girlfriend was starting to notice and asked what was wrong. I felt uncomfortable telling her, so I said nothing. She knew, because she asked "Do you have to go #2?" I responded "kind of". She told me not to be embarrassed, she had to pee too. That made me feel more comfortable. She said "You know, it wouldn't be so bad if we had to do it down here. It is kind of an emergency." I jumped right on that offer, because I was on the verge of crying I had to go so bad. Of course I asked her if she was sure it was ok a million times, but finally I pulled my pants down and squatted in a sit down position. I turned away so my back was facing her. I told her I had never gone squatting before, so she said she would watch to make sure it didn't land in my pants. I was a little bit embarrassed but I had to go so bad. I gave a push and first came an airy fart, and my turd started. It was a really really hard one and took a lot of pushing. It kept coming and coming and my butt was stretched to the max. My girlfriend said "Ok, I think it's gonna fall now, get ready." It fell with a slap on the cement, luckily not my pants. I felt relieved and was forced to pull up my pants without wiping. I had an empty 2 liter soda bottle to pee in, luckily. I saw my creating, it was enormous! A ten inch log, hard as rock, and at least three inches thick. My butt was so stretched from the first log I didn't even feel two little turds roll out. I was bright red and thanked my girlfriend so much for being so cool about it, and I felt awesome. My girlfriend peed in the soda bottle next (don't ask me how) but obviously she did that away from me, which I respected. The most embarrassing day of my life!
slipped up
I had this terrible stomachache a couple weeks ago and felt like I had to go, but I couldn't so I ran myself a bath.
I washed my hair and everything, and later I was just sitting there in the water, and I let out a fart. It didn't really feel like a fart, it felt like a squirt, but I didn't see anything, so I farted again, and then tucked a hand down there and all this liquid shit swirled out. It was disgusting and I felt so stupid! I used a washcloth to wipe it all out of the bathtub after I finished squatting on the toilet with some moaning and farts interspersed with the liquid shit.
Fruit
Just had a lot of fun peeing!!
The story is, normally I have a shower on a Sunday morning, and when my parents are out shopping every week, I release my full bladder into the shower, but I had a shower yesterday, and I didn't get to have a good pee in it yesterday, and I don't normally shower two days in a row, so I didn't again today.
Anyway, I woke up with a weird urge to pee into a chair, that's fabric, like my computer chair, but noooo way was I going to do that, so I decided to try as best I could to imagine it. It's easy to recreate the sound by folding up toilet paper and letting it lay just above the water in the bowl, and slowly releasing it, and I just had to imagine I was sitting on a chair. Then later, I regretted this, as I thought it would be fun to kneel down in the bathtub and let it go, and then wash it down the drain. I have done this once before, and it made no sound and it was great to watch my pee come out.
So I waited a bit and had breakfast and went on my computer. Then when I was washing up I felt an urge to pee, but I knew it was only because I had my hands in the water. So I went upstairs and drank two cups of water, and waited a little bit longer, until there was the tiniest hint of an urge - I had to make sure I did this before my parents come back from shopping! I waited a while and the water wasn't changing anything quickly, but I decided to go anyway. So I took off my pj shorts and underwear, and sort of spread my legs, and had one arm on each side of the tub supporting me. I let go and it splashed everywhere and made a small noise. This was cool, but I got a lot more wet than when I knelt down before.
A couple hours later the water from earlier hit me! I was about to go to the bathroom when I remembered my parents were going to be out walking to dog, and I would have an opportunity to try something. I didn't want to go again in the tub, so I had to think of something. Anyway, they finalllyyyy after another 2 hours said they were going out. And I was quite desperate and wondering what to try, when I walked past an empty plastic cup I had left from when I had a cup of drink in my room. I wasn't going to try anything in my room, so I went into our toilet (seperate from the bathroom) and took of my jeans and underwear and put the cup between my legs. It took a bit of repositioning and there was some spillage but as I let go I could see the cup filling with yellow. I filled the cup 3 times, and it was really hard to keep starting and stopping!
I'll finish now, as this post must be over half a page long.
Thanks, fruit :)Derek
Jacob: What is your pee and poop sechedule?Kate
Could not wait!
Oh dear just driving to see my mother had an urge to pee and shit all at once. Literally pulled over my car, tried to hind behind it. Yanked my jeans down pissed for 10 mins non stop loved watching it flow. Then bowels opened and good 3 inch log stretched out followed by another 3 or 4 then few little pebbles, on someones driveway so sorry but could not stop the poo once it started. Good few 3 inch logs piled up in neighbours garden!!!!Jessica
Hey guys, I'm new posting here. I've been reading posts for a few months now, and thought I'd post a story of my own.
For starters, I'm 14, about 100lbs, and I'm straight, 100%. I like stories about constipation. They don't turn me on, I just like reading them, Ok, so here's my story. This happened towards the beginning of the school year.
I had been really constipated, and haven't pooped in like, 9 days. (My eating habits are HORRIBLE!) At school during the 10th day, I had a really bad ????? ache and was really bloated. I asked my 4th hour teacher if I could go to the bathroom and he let me. I sat down and tried to relieve myself by pushing very gently. No luck. I started leaning forward and straining harder. Still no luck. I leand forward all the way and grunted really loud and felt the tip poke out. I had been in there for about 7 minutes, but I was determined to get this sucker out of me. I began pushing really hard and the turd came out a little further, and got stuck. At this point, my stomach was hurting very bad. I was moaning and groaning pretty loudly, trying to get it out. It had been about 12 minutes now, when I heard my school nurse (female) come in and knock on my stall. "Honey, are you alright in there? Your teacher sent me after you, he said you've been gone a long time." I said, "Not really, I'm having trouble going number 2." She told me to pull up my pants and come with her to the bathroom in her office, where she would help me. When we got there, I pulled down my pants and undies and sat back down. She gently rubbed my ????? and told me to push. Uuuuuuunnngghhhhh!!! Then she stopped rubbing my ????? and told me to try grunting. Uuuhhh!! ... Ooohh! ...... GGRRRRRNNNN!!!! "Here it comes!" I shouted as it began slowly coming out further. The nurse just kept saying, "Relax, just take your time. It's almost out." I clutched my stomach, leaned forward all the way, and went Oooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!! as it slowly, painfully began sliding out. I leaned back to catch my breath while the nurse began to rub my ????? really hard. It was almost out all the way. I began pushing really hard again. OOOHHHHHH!!! The turd fell into the water with a Pluuunk! I felt empty, so I stood up and wiped. There wasn't much on the toilet paper, thank goodness. I layed down in the nurse's office for a while and wen't back to class. By now it was 6th hour.
That's it for now. I'll post more stories when I have time.
Lisa_from Germany
Hi!
I went 20 days without a single poop. I was trying to avoid this, I hate going to the bathroom, i knew how terrible the pain will get, when it finally come out, but yesterday night at 11 p.m. the pressure was to strong, i had no other coice. Lucky i was at home and not at school, so nobody could her me.
My parents were at a businesstrip, so I was alone in the house. I went to the bathroom, locked the door, and put all cloths off. Then I layed toilet paper on the floor and began to squat totally naked. I start to push really hard. I had to push about more than 40 minutes, and finally a huge very hard log came out of my anus. It hurt so bad and I screamt when it came out. My eyes became watery, tears running down my face, the pain was so terrible.
When it finally come out, it was a very big hard mass coverd with blood. I knew, that I had a few cuts in the anus, and when I poop and the poop passes the anus it bleed...
Then I flushed the toilet and take a shower to relax a little bit
Lisanew guy
comments & stuff
To: Anne first welcome to the site and great pooping story please share anymore you have thanks.
To: Corey K great story about hearing your mom poop and please share any other stories you may have thanks.
To: Hi again great story about seeeing those girls going to the bathroom.
To: Ruth W great poop story please post more of them thanks.
To: Alyanna great story about you recording youself pooping and as ive said ive done that to a few times and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Wendy & Kirsty, Kirsty great story about you pooping on top of your friend Angelicas poop and it sounded you were kind of desperate I bet if you guys were closer friends you probaly could have a buddy dump and as always I look forward to your guys next posts thanks.
To: Abbie great pooping stories and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Timee great pooping stories about you pooping and hearing that other woman pooping in the bathroom as well and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Gillymongirl first havent you posted here before under the name Gillywentgirl or something if so welcome back if not welcome to the site the reason I ask is your name sounds familar well enough about that great story about you and all those other women pooping in the bathroom and please anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Amanda M great peeing story please share more stories thanks.
To: Shelly as always another great story about about pooping in that bathroom without stalls and that other pooping beside I coud never do that unless I was beyond desperate or it was a unisex bathroom and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Piggy Poop first welcome to the site and great story about pooping outside and please contiue to post more great stories thanks.
To: Daniel great story about your girlfriend having diarrhea in her pants and you going in yours as well shes lucky to have and if you have anyother stories please share thanks.
Well thats all for now
Sincerly new guy
PS. I love this sitemaria
i wanted to share a story, 1 was walking home from a pub a few weeks ago with a few friends we were fairly drunk but not too bad we were a few minutes from home when a guy came up to us, he was holding a knife and started threatening us looking for money. i was terrified, my heart almost beating out of my chest, after a few seconds i noticed i was peeing i could feel my crotch and thighs getting extremely warm and wet, it was pouring out of me steadily and spreading down my legs i tried to stop but i couldnt besides i was far more focused on the guy with the knife, he ran away when he noticed a car coming, before he got anything off us. we were all in shock after the experience even though it only lasted a few seconds. it was too dark to see my jeans but i could tell they were soaked most of the way down we went home the rest of the way shaking and crying. when we got in the door of my house i looked down i was mortified, my jeans were completely soaked, i felt a little better when i saw the other girls all of them bar two had peed themselves to some degree although none of them as bad as me, we've all calmed down after this although anymore we know to get a taxi home for safety.
does anyone else have stories of being scared so bad they wet themselves???Shelly
Family Stories
It's quite amazing how the few memories I've had as a kid, that a good amount of them would involve awkward bathroom moments. I've got a few involving members from my family this time.
The first story takes place when I was about 7 years old. I was heading home from an after school session with my mom picking me up, and on the way home, I noticed she seemed to be a bit impatient. After the ten minute drive from school to our house, she was desperate to head back into the house, only for it to be locked (and for her not to have her house key). We couldn't wait for my dad to come home, seeing how it would still be a few hours, and she had a dire urge to go to the bathroom. Well, she had to drive somewhere to the closest town by our house, and she drove until it suddenly got too intense and she had to pull over to some woodsy area by the road. She dashed out of the car and told me to come with her so she wouldn't worry about me. She found a fairly secluded patch, pulled down her pants and underpants, and squatted with her ass facing me. She wasn't kidding with how desperate she was, because when she was letting out a pee stream, her anus started to crown and let out one of the thickest turds I have seen in my early years. It kept coming until it was well over a foot long, and then it was flump, flump, flump for the rest of it. My mom made a huge pile, but unfortunately, she had nothing to wipe her extremely messy asshole with and there were no big leaves close by, so she had to waddle a bit to find a rock to wipe the majority of the poop off. After wiping, she dressed up and we dashed back to the car and off to get some groceries until my dad came home.
This next one happened at age 16. I went on a camping trip with my aunt and two of my cousins of hers. One was about my age level and her name was Erica, while the second one was three years older and her name was Rebecca, usually known as Becky. We rented out a primitive lake cabin that had no running water facilities whatsoever, so we bathed with one of those solar showers, washed up with hand wipes, and for toilets, there was a lovely two seater without any privacy between both users. Well, the first day I had to go take a poop, and it seemed that Erica had to as well, as she followed me up there. I asked her at first "Why are you following me?" and her answer was "I really gotta go. I hope you don't mind me going next to you." At this point in my life, I was well over being poop shy and said "Okay, but this one is gonna stink!" She replied "Same here." We both entered, pulled down our shorts and underwear (in my case, my thong), and took a seat. When we both were taking a short pee, we got into conversation, with Erica asking if I've ever done this before. I said "Yes, mostly in the locker rooms at school." Then I felt really adventurous and asked Erica "You want to see it come out of my butt?" She couldn't believe what I said. She said that she'd hold it until I was done. I raised my butt a few inches off the seat so that it'd hover, just enough to let her get a good view of my expanding anus. I began to let out a fairly big log, stretching me out good and at about four inches out, it was getting harder to push out. I heaved a few times and it kept inching out bit by bit. Then it came out a bit quicker and plopped off at approximately 14 inches. Erica was amazed; she took out a flashlight she carried around in her pocket and shone it down the hole for a bit. I told her to move as I had to poop more, so I repositioned myself, spread my buttcheeks apart, and let out another big turd. This one was just as thick, massaging my anus and ending at about nine inches. Then a smaller one, about four inches, slipped out and that was it. Erica was really desperate by now, so as I ripped off some toilet paper and began to wipe, she did the same thing by hovering slightly above the seat and spreading her butt apart to let out a lot of turds. They weren't long, but there were a lot of them, about three to five inches long each and slightly green in color. Then she finished off by slowly letting out a thicker, greener log that stretched her hole open. It stopped about three inches out, and she was really getting red. It was so thick her anus couldn't break it off, so she heaved for a good minute and then it passed the knobbly part and the rest of the five inches were a smooth breeze. The odor was really strong, as I was holding my nose by the time she finished pooping. Erica proceeded to wipe, and afterwards, we grabbed some hand wipes we kept up there and headed back to camp. Needless to say, this really got me closer to her, but this was nothing compared to what Becky had in store.
Becky was more like me when it came to pooping, except she'd hold it in for a while and show off to her friends how big her accumulated logs would be. I don't know what made her this way, but it always excited her to take gigantic dumps from what I've known. During the second day, Becky had to use the bathroom, but she waited until my aunt went to the store to get some supplies at a grocery store a few miles from the cabin. She didn't want to use the double seater; that was more of a me-and-Erica thing, so we walked out into some backwoods as we followed her into a good patch. She asked "Ready?" We said yes, so she wiggled her big ass out of her skirt and thong and placed them to the side (she loves showing off her ass in general). Then it all began. Her vagina let out a good amount of pee, pooling up beneath her, but she stood up and repositioned herself, about to let out, according to her, "a three day grown behemoth". Her anus stretched incredibly wide to let out an unbelievably thick turd, about three inches wide. At about six inches out, I could see some specks of undigested corn embedded. She pushed and grunted this monster out, and it was at about a foot long that she stood up a bit and spread her big buttcheeks apart to let this thing keep growing. It reached two feet and it was still thick and spotted with bits of corn and other colorful indistinguishable vegetable matter. I guess she doesn't chew her food well on purpose so that her gigantic turds can be at least interesting. About six more inches and it started to thin out, ending at a total of well over three feet! I was amazed at Becky; even though I can poop that much at times if broken off, hers was just too big to believe. Of course, she whips out the camera and takes a picture (as sick as she is haha), and then she starts to wipe. I just had to ask her how she does that, and she told me "Just have a strong colon and eat healthy, and don't go for a few days. That way your butt can get prepared for the ultimate stretch." It was an unforgettable sight, and as she got dressed, we hiked back to camp with enough time before my aunt came back.
I'm glad you all enjoy my stories, hopefully I can post some current noteworthy material as well.ty
Daniel- I had to poop my pants in front of my girlfriend once, and I was even younger. Me and her were hanging out at my house, we were 15. My basement recently got flooded by massive rainstorms, and everything was damaged and pulled out. Even the sheetrock and carpet, so it was just a little square cement room with a few pipes, there was absolutely nothing down there. I wanted to show my girlfriend so we went down. My mom shouted that she was going to the pharmacy and then the grocery store, and she would be back in maybe an hour thirty. She trusted us and knew we woudn't do anything crazy, which was true. I heard the basement door shut when she was leaving and paniced, because the basement door can only be opened from the outside. The inside handle doesn't work and we were now locked down there for at least the next ninety minutes. I tried calling my mom to come back, but no service from the basement. And it got worse- I began to have to pee and poop. After twenty minutes it was starting to get bad, probably because I hadn't pooped in three days. My girlfriend was starting to notice and asked what was wrong. I felt uncomfortable telling her, so I said nothing. She knew, because she asked "Do you have to go #2?" I responded "kind of". She told me not to be embarrassed, she had to pee too. That made me feel more comfortable. She said "You know, it wouldn't be so bad if we had to do it down here. It is kind of an emergency." I jumped right on that offer, because I was on the verge of crying I had to go so bad. Of course I asked her if she was sure it was ok a million times, but finally I pulled my pants down and squatted in a sit down position. I turned away so my back was facing her. I told her I had never gone squatting before, so she said she would watch to make sure it didn't land in my pants. I was a little bit embarrassed but I had to go so bad. I gave a push and first came an airy fart, and my turd started. It was a really really hard one and took a lot of pushing. It kept coming and coming and my butt was stretched to the max. My girlfriend said "Ok, I think it's gonna fall now, get ready." It fell with a slap on the cement, luckily not my pants. I felt relieved and was forced to pull up my pants without wiping. I had an empty 2 liter soda bottle to pee in, luckily. I saw my creating, it was enormous! A ten inch log, hard as rock, and at least three inches thick. My butt was so stretched from the first log I didn't even feel two little turds roll out. I was bright red and thanked my girlfriend so much for being so cool about it, and I felt awesome. My girlfriend peed in the soda bottle next (don't ask me how) but obviously she did that away from me, which I respected. The most embarrassing day of my life!
new guy
I forgot to mention that this sundays episode of undercover boss is taking place at a sewage treament that should be interesting.Anne
Biggest poop ever!!!!
Hey guys! In case you don't remember me I'm the girl who wrote the story about always wearing goodnites. So earlier today I was out with my mom at the mall. I realized I kind of had to poop so I went and found a private isle and just let er rip. I filled my goodnite with the normal amount of poop and almost stood up. When I tried more poop came out! So I squatted back down and kept pooping. I filled the goodnite with so much poo that it wrapped around my crotch and my whole waste. I stood up and poked at my butt and saw that it was bulging about an inch out! I walked over to my mom (I was to lazy to change) and kept following her around. Eventually I had to pee too. So I just peed my pants and told my mom I needed to change. I walked into a stall in the womens room and took off my goodnite. It was huge! I cleaned up, flushed the old goodnite, and put on a new one. See you guys later!
Car Mom
Mr Clogs: thank you for the encouragement and I'm glad you like my posts! Yes, I'm still here, just nothing has happened. Laura's friend Melissa never did come over, and she might not. Laura told me that she changed her mind and that she has been standoffish lately. But I will let you and everyone know if anything happens!
Someone asked if anyone had ever gone in the front seat of my car. The answer is no, at least not yet. I'm not sure if I'll ever allow that or not. Also, in answer to your other question, as far as I can remember no more than 3 have gone at one time, I guess because that's how many can fit in the backseat. My car is a Neon, so its not real big.
New guy: you asked me if Kaylee helps me post on this site. Actually she doesn't even know this site exists! She will when she's older though, as long as she is still interested in this sort of thing. Also, since you asked, my first name is Megan, although I've mentioned that before. I'm 26 years old.
Petite pooper: I guess there can be germs, but its not like I'm going to go back there and lick the seat! I say there's germs everywhere! Even in our eyelashes! Aaaaahhhhh!!!! Sorry. Seriously though, I don't have a problem with people's germs. Especially the girls, they're just kids.
Anonymous (page 2005): I've actually only recently read goldgirl's posts. They are very unique! I wonder what ever happened to her. She was only a teenager, so she may have just lost interest. Maybe she grew up to be ME! Just kidding! As far as peeing on the floor from the couch, I probably wouldn't do it since I live in a rented duplex apartment.
Whitewater: so far I'm pretty sure Kaylee has only wet her pants in the car. I wouldn't have a problem with it though, especially if we were far away from the car.
Alan in Amsterdam: as I've said in the past, the smell of pee doesn't bother me at all, so I never bother anymore with cleaners and air fresheners. Also, although at least one girl has gotten up on her knees to pee, I believe all of the others have always just sat on the seat and let it go. I remember the girl who peed on her knees did it facing the back of the seat, and some of her pee went onto the back of the seat. In fact the yellow spot is still there. But of course I don't mind.
Well, I think that's everyone! If I missed anyone let me know! As I said, nothing new has happened with me!
Take care,
Car Mom :)Jenni
To: Abbie hey girl luv your stories keep them coming. i have a question for u on the days u have to push really hard cause the poop was to big or hard to come out have u ever had or tried digging out your poop it really works cause i usually do that .
...anyways on with my story the other day i have been a Lil constipated so i felt poop in me so i went to the bathroom n i sat n started to pee then i started to push a Lil bit nutting would budge ..to i pushed a Lil harder still nuttin so i take off my pants My thong off n spread my legs really wide n started to push hard again n still nuttin..I'm like ughh..so i take my fingers n go in between my legs n insert them into my butt n felt the hard turd in ther so i started to dig my poop out i was pushing n digging then my turd was coming out n it got really wide so i kept diggin n then all of a sudden it came out n fell with a massive PLOP.. i felt relieved then i push some more n then 3 more pieces came out ...plop..plop.plop then i felt empty so i wiped n flushed ..n went on with my day ..any one else have to dig before if u havet u should try it ..it really works..well ill post again soon...ttyl
JenniLisa_from Germany
Hi!
I went 20 days without a single poop. I was trying to avoid this, I hate going to the bathroom, i knew how terrible the pain will get, when it finally come out, but yesterday the pressure was to strong, i had no other coice. Lucky i was at home and not at school, so nobody could her me.
My parents were at a businesstrip, so I was alone in the house. I went to the bathroom, locked the door, and put all cloths off. Then I layed toilet paper on the floor and began to squat totally naked. I start to push really hard. I had to push about more than 40 minutes, and finally a huge very hard log came out of my anus. It hurt so bad and I screamt when it came out. My eyes became watery, tears running down my face, the pain was so terrible.
When it finally come out, it was a very big hard mass coverd with blood. I knew, that I had a few cuts in the anus, and when I poop and the poop passes the anus it bleed...
Then I flushed the toilet and take a shower to relax a little bit.
Here's just a little thing me and friends do when we have to pee at the beach, I'm not sure how many people actually do this. We think it's kind of gross to pee inhe ocean, especially in wetsuits where it's stuck in there, so here's wha we do instead. You just dig a little hole into the ground, lay on top of it lining your waste up wiu the hole, then discretel let your privates out and into the hole. Then you just pee and the sand soaks it up like kitty litter, fill in the hole and it's down there where there's likely a lot or grosser stuff, so no harms done. The best part is, to anyone who doesn't know that trick I just looks like you're laying on the beach
Vincene
Response to Kalee's five questions
As many of you know, I'm 19 and a freshman in college now.
1. Would have five minute no questions asked daily pass for the bathroom help? Four years ago it sure would have. I didn't like approaching my teachers--especially when they were busy which was like always--and admit I needed to perform a bodily function. Curiously enough now, students come and leave large-group lectures pretty much at will. However, when they come back in five or ten minutes later, they nudge me to see what's on the screen of my lap top because they know they will be help responsible for the notes on the test.
2. What if hourly custodial cleanings of bathrooms were done and posted such as in hotel and business bathrooms. That would sure help in the middle and high schools. It wouldn't even have to include the thorough cleaning of each toilet and sink; for a lot of the students a simple flush would make their day. It was so disheartening to stand in a five-deep line and when a stall finally opens, to go in and see unflushed crap or pee on the seat. My college's bathrooms are much cleaner because of the age level and maturity of the students, more time (15 to 20 minutes between classes), but there are still some huge shitters that stop up the stools. In some buildings, I think the restrooms are checked about every two hours.
3. Would cameras outside the entrance to the bathroom pointed only at the entryway and who's entering and the time entered, deter vandalism and misuse? At my old high school, I don't think the administration would have wanted to spend that kind of money. However, my college has cameras in a lot of strategic areas including the entrances to the dorms and the recreational community building. We feel good about that because there have been some real creepy people hanging out on campus and just lurking around, especially after dark. There are bathrooms which you enter from the outside of the recreational community building that I used to use when I was out running in the early morning and evenings. No any more. I like to hear a door lock behind me.
4. Should faculty be forced to use the student bathrooms. Depending on what side of the building they taught on, some did in my high school. However, on breaks between classes, that just tied up another stall and made the wait longer for us. Interestingly, we never saw administrators in our bathrooms. Now in college, some professors do use the student bathrooms. Last month on a day when the public schools were closed due to weather, my Enlish teacher brought her two daughters who are like 5 or 6 to campus. She was crapping in the middle stall and her girls went into a stall, peed, and then were bored with their mother taking so long. I kneeled down and was talking to them while their mom finished up. My teacher was really appreciative and I hope will give me the benefit of the doubt on my persuasive/advocacy paper next month.
5. Would the tissue protectors for the toilet seats be a solution to students not wanting to use school bathrooms. I've posted about this before: in my old high school (9th & 10th grades) we had the seat papers and I used them, although not all the students would use them. Then when I moved to the school I graduated from, which was larger and the bathrooms were in worse shape, we didn't have the tissues and I missed them. But while it was hard at first, I just got accustomed to sitting right down on the seat and taking care of my bodily functions like the others. Now, when I'm out in public places and the paper covers are available, I will rarely use them. It's when the seat papers are pulled off and strown about that the messes and problems occur. And in my old school, we had a case when the firemen were called and we had to evacuate when someone put a lighter up into the dispenser of the seat papers.Whistler
Ladies Room Repair - A Surprise
I took a part time job doing light maintenance at a local company. A couple of weeks ago, I got a work order to repair the latch on the handicapped stall of the ladies' room. I got my tool box and went to the door of the ladies' restroom. Just as I arrived, a woman came out. I asked her if anyone else was in there because I had a repair to do, and she said no. I knocked anyway just to make sure, and opened the door a crack and called out "Maintenance!" I got no answer. So I propped open the door and put a piece of yellow caution tape about eye level across the door, and I hung a sign on the tape saying "Closed briefly for maintenance." This was my first time entering a ladies' room. I went to the handicapped stall. The latch worked, but it didn't catch in the frame so the door would not stay locked. So I started making adjustments. I thought the repair would take 10 or 15 minutes. About 5 minutes into my repair I heard a woman's voice say "Hello, can I come in?" I said I was making a repair and would be another 5 or 10 minutes. I heard footsteps and she came around the corner and said, "If you don't mind, I really need to go." She was a woman about 35, in tight slacks and medium length blonde hair. I'd say she was pretty hot. I was sitting on the floor with my tools spread out with the latch dangling loose and needed a minute to get situated so I could leave the room. I said, "Give me a minute and I'll leave while you're here." She said nothing, went into the first stall (there were 4 and I was repairing the last one). I was getting up to leave and I heard her pulling down her slacks. I thought, whoa, aren't you going to wait for me to leave? Just as I started walking toward the door, she let out a loud fart and I could hear a rapid "plunk, plop, plunk, PLUNK" and she sighed. I went outside the door, a bit dazed at what just happened. I stood by the door while she finished. It was quiet in the hallway and with the door propped open, I heard another pretty loud fart and even though I was a ways from the stalls, I could distinctly hear more "plunk, kersplosh, BAAAAPRT, plop." She started peeing loudly, and then I could hear her unrolling toilet paper. She wiped about 5 times. I heard her flush. She came out and went to the sinks and washed her hands. She came out the door, ducking under my tape, looked at me, and said, "Thanks, I couldn't wait." I said no problem. She walked down the hall and I watched her very fine butt as she went. I was pretty dazzled at hearing her fart and poop, then seeing how fine a butt she had. I went back in. I couldn't help checking out the stall she'd used. It was a bit smelly, and the bowl was very streaked with skid marks and a few very small bits of crap were floating around in the water. Later I was in the lunch room having a sandwich. She came in and looked at me and smiled and said, "Hello again." I said hi. She didn't seem a bit bashful then or about starting her crap with me not out of the room yet. Did she want me to hear her? Ladies, what do you think? Are some women OK with this type thing - a man in the room and they just start taking a dump with him still there? Well, I hope I get the chance to do another repair in the women's room again!
Making A Deposit
Ciarra, ther have been times when I've had to crap I've called it "making a deposit in the potty bank". I guess you could say that was what Tom was doing only his "potty bank" was in a real bank.
@anonymous post thanks for posting again and really interestin stories. Theres not enough pee stories on this site
Amylee
Stomach Bug At Work
This past week at work, a stomach flu bug was going around. I heard several of the women in our office complaining about it. It started about a week ago and as some got over it, others came down with it. It seemed to be a 24-48 hour bug that caused stomach cramps and diarrhea. It didn't seem to make most feel badly enough to miss work, but a sudden urgency would hit meaning a trip to the restroom. I've posted about our lively ladies' room at 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. every day when everyone in there is having their bowel movements. Well, this past week it was even more active at all times of the day and the smells were horrendous. I've posted about a few of the women in the past - noisy grunters, farters, etc. But most of the ladies in our office are as ladylike as possible when they have to poo. This flu that was hitting most everyone made even the most ladylike women noisy in the restroom. Early in the week I went to the ladies' room to pee around 9 o'clock. I was just entering the door when a young woman named Megan in our office came walking down the hall very quickly, looking at the floor. I figured she was heading to the restroom. I was right. There are 6 stalls and 3 were occupied when I went in. The first three were open and I took the first stall. Megan came in, broke into a run and went into the second stall. She practically ripped her slacks down and sat just as a gush of lumpy sounding diarrhea came out of her. This was before I could even get my pee started. She courtesy flushed. I began my pee. In the meantime I heard a few farts coming from down the line and one liquid sounding poo going on a few of stalls away. I figured Megan and the other noisy woman had the bug. I was finishing peeing and Megan did another wave of watery diarrhea and a loud splattering fart came out at the end. I felt badly for her. I know her and she is quite shy and very reserved. I had never heard her pooing before. I am sure she was embarrassed at having diarrhea with a near full restroom. But I know she couldn't help it. Flushes of toilets started as women exited their stalls. I did likewise. I could hear Megan wiping in stall one. I went back to the office. In a few minutes Megan came back in and looked pale and a little sheepish, almost like she thought everyone knew what she'd done. But as far as I know, I was the only one who saw who she was when she went into the stall. On Wednesday, the bug hit me. It was about 9:45 a.m. and I got a cramp in my stomach. It settled down for about 10 minutes, then hit again, and I realized I'd better get to the restroom quick. Then I thought, oh, boy, it's rush hour in the ladies' room. I went to the restroom and sure enough, all the stalls were occupied and there were two ladies waiting. I was hoping everyone on the pots would hurry, as this bug had me really clenching my butt tightly to keep from having an accident. There was a chorus of pooing going on - it seemed everyone in there had the bug. The smell was terrible and I could hear diarrhea and splattering farts nearly constantly. Another minute went by and there were three flushes, from stalls 1 through 3. Stall one opened, then stall 3, then stall 2, which I took since I was third in line. This placed me between two ladies I was in line with. I know both of them slightly. One of them seems to be a bit stuck up, the other one is OK. Both are attractive, but the stuck up one seems to think she's God's gift to men. I sat down just as the other two did. Both let out squirts that I thought was peeing at first, and then realized they had the bug and the runs from it, since they both started spewing gas with their squirting poo. I relaxed my butt and a torrent of loose, liquid poo quickly came out very noisy. It sounded like Megan's bout with this a couple of days before. I sat for a second. My stomach was turning somersaults. The stuck up girl passed a pretty loud wet sounding fart and more diarrhea. I courtesy flushed my toilet, as mine was smelling pretty badly. I sat waiting to see if I was done when a huge urge came to me and it made me involuntarily strain. When I did, I farted so loud I feared it could have been heard outside the restroom. I was SO embarrassed! The girl in stall 3 flushed and left. I then had another rush of poo, and felt empty. I was peeing when I heard another lady come in and take stall 3 next to me and blow up immediately when she sat down. I could see her shoes. It was Roxy, my friend in the office. Apparently she got hit with it too. I wiped and flushed and went to wash my hands. I heard another flush and a lady came out to the sinks. Just then another woman, Rachel, came hurriedly into the restroom and took the stall I had. She barely made it when she blew out diarrhea. When I went out of the restroom, a group of men were walking by. The strong poo smell from the restroom had made its way into the hallway. I hear one of the men say, "Whew!" as they walked by. Pretty embarrassing. This went on all week long. I got over it by Friday, and hope this doesn't happen again, especially at work.
Monday, March 28, 2011
Ciara
Making a Deposit
Yesterday, Tom and I were driving home from school (Bill couldn't go because he was sick) when Tom suddenly pulled up in front of a bank. I asked him what were we doing here, and Tom's response was, "I have to go make a deposit."
I waited in the car while Tom went inside the bank. I decided to listen to some music while I waited. After I finished playing some heavy metal music, I looked at the time on my phone and realized that Tom has been in the bank for almost 30 minutes. I decided to go inside and find out what was the hold-up.
Once I got inside, I discovered that the lines were so long that they extended to the door, but I didn't see Tom in any of the lines. I also noticed that the line leading to the men's' restroom was even longer, which was surprising because that NEVER happens! As I got closer, I was assaulted with a foul stench of poop and I heard a very familiar voice grunting and moaning. I said, "Excuse me" to the very impatient guys, knocked on the door, and said, "Tom, it's me, Ciara!
"The-Uhhhh!-door's unlocked!" He responded with a strain in his voice. I went inside and closed the door behind me. I noticed that Tom's face was beet red with strain and sweaty, and he was gripping the front of the toilet seat and pushing up on his toes while trying to push out a monster turd. I asked him, "What's taking so long? You said that you had to make a deposit."
"I-Uhhhh!-do!" was Tom's response, and I suddenly realized that he wasn't talking about a bank deposit. I went over to him and rubbed his back encouragingly while he continued to push out the tennis ball-sized turd. Finally, after about 10 more minutes, the turd came out with a great SPLASH! Four more plops followed, and Tom sighed and exclaimed, "Oh, what a relief!"
I helped him clean himself up, and surprisingly, Tom's monster turds didn't clog up the toilet when we flushed it. As we exited the restroom, the guys who were still waiting were giving Tom dirty looks, but Tom didn't seem to care. As we got into the car, Tom said guiltily, "I probably should have been more specific when I said that I was going to make a deposit."
I told him not to worry about it, and when we finally got home, we found Bill making a huge deposit of his own. ;)
The EndQ
This was the first time I pooped anywhere besides a toilet on purpose, and the first time in front of a friend. Back in the summer, we were both 14, and we went swimming at a local lake. We live out west in a desert type place, and this lake we discovered was perfect for swimming. Completely rock with no mud, big rocks to jump off, no bugs, and cool fish. It was only about the size of a basketball court (but oval) and about 15 feet deep at the most. We had been swimming right after our lunch, I think we had a few hot dogs. I started to have to poop, but ignored it, knowing my house was a mile away with the closest bathroom. It became worse and worse, and I realized I hadn't gone in three or four days. I told my friend that I really had to go, and I climbed out to look for a spot. My friend shouted "It's flat land out here, you'll never find privacy." He was right. It was unbearable, so right there, I pulled down my swim shorts and took a squat. My squat was about the same as if I was sitting on a chair, my pants just below my knees. I gave a push, and a long snake slithered out of my butt. It was huge! First about a nine inch log, followed by a six incher. I also peed, but wasn't even worried about that. The pee stream shot so far, almost four feet in front of me. I was forced to use my socks to wipe, and left them there. We went back almmost every day, and my poop was always there. One day my friend even dropped a log on top of it! That was my first experience of pooping in front of a friend, and that is why now I can do it with no problem.Mr. Clogs
Comments and stuff
Althea: Yeah that Lincoln Tunnel traffic was terrible! I was about to pee in my pants, I was half temped but I didn't have on black :)!
Car Mom: Keep those posts coming. I enjoy reading them and it's nice of you to allow your daughter use the backseat to pee in.
Alyanna: Thanks for sharing your experience of about you pooping on video camera. Maybe I should give it a try one of these days.
Piggy poop: Nice story about your desperation of pooping in the church. Keep the posts coming.
OK here is a story I like to share. I'm back on my fiber diet and been having some good dumps in the morning. Sometimes having a bowel movement in the afternoon. Sometimes I can take a dump when I first get up in the morning. On my story, I had a nice bowel movement at work today. I was at my desk and was farting up a storm. I knew it was my queue to take a dump. I made it to the 4th floor bathroom. I took the stall close to urinal and took my place. I placed the wet paper towels on the ledge and pulled down my pants and black polyester briefs and sat down. I gave a little push and let the turds flow. While I was pooping out these massive long turds, I peed into the toilet. Those turds really stunk up the place, I felt better and kind of peeked in the bowl to my amazement. I wiped with the wet paper towels and pulled up my briefs and pants. Then I inspect the bowl and saw like 2 feet long coiled then smaller turds surrounding it. Then I flushed and washed my hands then left the bathroom.
Thanks for reading and enjoy your day.
Mr. ClogsJacob
responding to dereks questions
Derek:to answer your questions:
Do you go at school on weekdays? Yes I do
What is your schedule? like my school schedule or my poop and pee schedule? please elaborate and i will be happy to answer
Do you have any bathroom friends? No sadly I do not
Do you where briefs or boxers? Boxers
Do you sit on the toilet with your pants at your thighs, knees or ankles? most of the time my ankles but if the floor is dirty then my calves
Do you hold down your penis or not? yes
Do you get an erection with a full bladder or when you have a huge thick bowel movement? most of the time yes
When you pee standing up, do you use your pants zipper or you undo your pants and let them down? my zipperAnne
Goodnites
Hi, I'm a 13year old girl. I'm 5 foot 6 and have red hair. I also wear goodnites 24/7. I don't wear them because of incontinence, I just am lazy. I poop and pee in them and have been doing this for years. At school I just poop and/or pee myself (my poop never stinks and is always like peanut butter) and just change myself in the bathroom. If I poop my pants sometimes I just won't change out of laziness. Sometimes I just go again in my pants. If I pee though it's different story. I don't want my goodnites to leak so I only go once. Once when I was in school I pooped during 2nd period. I was In the middle of an important lesson so I just didn't get changed. 2 periods later I had phys ed and that always makes me have to to poop. So after class I pooed in my already soiled diaper and still didn't change. On the bus after school I had to poop AGAIN. ( I go about three times a day) I hadn't gotten the chance to change out of my diaper yet because I had a really busy day so I tried to hold. I'm the last stop so about half way through the trip I just lost it and it all came out. My goodnite sagged with three bm's worth of poop. Luckily I wore a skirt that day so it wasn't noticeable. I got off the bus and changed out of my mountain of poop. More to come later.Corey K.
Trip Home
Hey I'm Corey and I'm a new poster. I'm 19 years old, a freshman in college, and I'm currently on spring break. It's good to be back, especially for one reason. My bedroom at home is right next to a bathroom, and my mom uses it every morning. And while I have a fascination with watching/listening to other people poop (never actually watched anybody), it's kind of interesting to listen to my mom go. Every morning at around 7 am my mom will wake me up because the bathroom door locking is ridiculously annoying. I can hear her rustling her newspaper as she sits on the toilet. Yesterday morning, she let out a wet fart and immediately let out some diarrhea. I could hear it spray the insides of the toilet. She moaned and let out some wet farts and some runny diarrhea. A couple of more farts later, she grabbed some toilet paper and wiped herself. Then again. Then again. Again. Lol. I can imagine it must have been messy. She flushed, washed her hands, and left.
This morning she had a more firm poop. I don't think she was constipated, but she did a little grunting, followed by what sounded like some big logs. No farts this time, but she wiped a lot, more then when she had diarrhea. When she flushed I could hear it go down slow (our toilet isn't the greatest). Listening to her go made me have to go, so after she left I went in to poop. The bowl was streaked, and there was a wad of brown streaked paper still floating. I did my business, and had to put up with the smell. Haha, not fun.
Thanks for reading. I have so many stories about my mom and others going in that toilet next to my bedroom. If anyone is interested, I'd love to share.
First post: done!
Outdoor Lady
Peeing outside
To piggy poop: I love to pee outside and when I am at the beach I always pee in the river or ocean. When I get to the beach I go in at about waist depth, stand still, and let it flow; I can also do it when swimming around and I have had conversations with people and I was having a pee at the same time. It is so relaxing. I don't poop in water since it is highly pathogenic vs sterile urine. I like to pee in alleys also and have used them for emergencies. I also like to pee on ferns since when I was little I saw a little boy doing this and as a girl I felt very envious. I also love to pee under water and always do it in the shower and when I go swimming. Outdoor people are less inhibited when it comes to peeing outside. My favourite is peeing in woodlots on pine needles or in sand or on rocks since you can see how much you produce and can see it flow. I have sometimes peed in the backyard when I lived in a house.
Hi again
Hey all
I've been browsing for a long time, and I think I made a few posts a while ago. Anyway. A few stories from recently.
Last summer I was in the park near our house, it's quite popular on sunny summer evenings. Anyway, I was walking through one evening and felt the need to go so I went towards the loos. These are at one end of the park, behind some trees in a shaded area, in which there is a small red-brick building. So turning the corner into the area I saw a girl who must have been about 16, squatting down on the floor, wearing school things. She had her skirt up and tights and bright pink knickers on the floor, weeing on the concrete ground. I then saw that the entrance to the loos was locked, with a council sign saying that they were closed and that they apologise for the inconvenience. The girl looked embarrased and apologised, she said she was bursting and came to the loo but couldn't wait when she found out they were closed. Once she had finished she pulled up her pants and tights and went.
Another time, I was waiting for the bus late at night, there were two girls who looked like students waiting with me. One of them, who was a brunette, told her blonde friend she needed a wee, and they should find somewhere that would have a toilet. However at that moment the bus approached, and the next one wasn't for an hour, so they boarded and took seats upstairs at the front. They were chatting away but every so often the brunette would cross her legs and mention her need to wee. Because it was late at night, the bus went through various housing estates to drop people off, one of which had speed-bumps. Every time we went over one, the brunette girl would whimper a bit. After a while we passed a 24-hour Asdas, just as we passed it the girl said "oh my god, we should have stopped, they'd have had a toilet there!". Her friend pointed out there was only 15 minutes until they got home, to which she replied "But I'm bursting!". Their conversation continued, it sounded as if they'd been drinking all night and lost track of time, and had to run to the bus stop without time to stop for the loo. We approached my stop so I got up and rang the bell, turns out it was their stop too, but the brunette didn't get up. "Siobahn we'll miss the stop" said the other girl, "I can't get up or I'll wee myself!". She managed to get up and off the bus, and they hobbled a little way, the poor girl trying to cross her legs at the same time. All of a sudden she let out a shriek, and there was a hissing sound following by wee dripping onto the floor. She whimpered then pulled her leggings and white lacey knickers to her ankles, then just squatted on the pavement and let out a strong loud stream of wee. She looked mortified. Her friend handed her a tissue to wipe and try to clean herself up with, then they continued their walk home.James
THANKYOU Kate, the Soccer Mom
I know it is a little late but I just wanted to thank Kate, the Soccer Mom for her awesome posts! Everytime she posts it is a real treat to read. I'm appreciative that she shares her and her daughter's accidents with us and even told us about her daughter's friend who had real bad diarrhea in her jeans at the mall.
Thanks for the stories Kate! Hope you will continue to post here!
Ruth W
Total relief
Driving to Uni I felt my weekly urge to have my poo. I quickly parked and made my way to the ladies toilets. The toilet was one of those low level types. As soon as I sat down my anus streched wide and my poo began to slowly edge it's way out. As it entered the bottom of the toilet I could feel the back pressure as I forced it to fit in the hole. After wiping I glanced into the toilet to see a long rather wide poop. I flushed the paper was taken but the poop was either too wide or heavy for the toilet to take. I flushed one more time then left the poop in the toilet for someone else to get rid of.
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Alyanna
I did it! (Recorded myself pooping)
It's Alyanna again! Well I did it! I recorded myself pooping again! It was so fun and very cool to see! I got to see myself release 3 logs. The first one was very chunky, medium brown and cracked and maybe about a foot long and 2 inches wide. The second one was thinner. It was maybe about 1 1/2 inches wide, 6 inches long, very light brown (but not tan) and had a pointy tip! The last one was about 8 inches long, 2 inches wide, dark brown and somewhat smooth. I pushed a little then 5 turds were shown coming out very fast one by one.
When I watched the clip I had a big smile on my face cause I could actually SEE the shit coming out of me! I really thing everybody should try it! It's fun! :)
Alyanna.
Story Teller
I know most my stories are of past experiances, but lets fast foward some years to current times. Before I get on with this story I got a question for all the girls on the site: If you had the option, would you either sneak into the mens room, or walk a mile to the ladies room? It was spring break for us so my whole family went out to this beach/camp site thats popular. By the beach are the bathrooms. When we got there we learned that a pipe had broken and that women would have to use the bathroom a mile or so the other direction. Not many women took that advice, over the three days we were there, I saw several women sneak into the mens room! I didn't even realise it till on the first day I went in there to pee, and when I was washing my hands I noticed the feet in the stall behind me had painted toe nails. My curiousity got the best of me and I bent over slightly to see under the stall. I couldn't get a full view unless I laid on the dirty( REAL dirty) floor. But I could clearly see a pair of shorts and panties. I was totally shocked.
Kirsty
Big poo on top of Angelica's
I woke up this morning with a lot of gas & a pain in my stomach so I went straight to the toilet with my anus clenched. I quickly sat on the toilet & relaxed but only farted. The pain eased but soon came back so I pushed hard but it was just gas again. I got up & got dressed feeling very uncomfortable. I got ready for work & left the house with a desperate urge to empty my aching bowels intending to try again when I got to work. The drive to work was awfull. There were roadworks & long delays & I ended up getting to work half an hour late. I was desperate for a poo & knew by now it was more than just gas. I knew I would be in trouble for being late for work & couldn't sneak off to the toilet now, so I had to hold it untill break. I sat in agony for 3 hours untill my break time & ran to the toilet with my anus clenched tightly. When I got there angelica was waiting to get in & was hopping up & down & holding her bum with both hands. She was clearly about to poo herself very badly & as soon as the the toilet became vacant she shot inside. 10 seconds later I could hear plop plop plop. As she did her business. Hearing all this made me even more desperate & when I heard Angelica sigh with relief it made it even worse. She grunted a little bit & then there was a loud sploosh followed by another sploosh as she pushed out a couple of big ones. I really had to go so bad hearing all that & I almost let go in my knickers but I held on for dear life while Angelica finished up & came out without flushing. I went straight in & looked in the toilet to see it half filled with Angelica's huge poo. Boy did she go. She must have held it for a few days to do that much. I quickly pulled my jeans & knickers down & sat on the toilet. I exploded the most relieving semi solid poo I've ever had & the warm seat where Angelica had sat was so hot. Between up we destroyed the toilet & when I tried to flush, it came right up to the rim & then went down quickly making a loud sucking sound as all our shit went down.