wheelchair Sara
Lou's survey:
1. Do you sit or stand when you wipe your bottom?
I Sit when I Whipe
2. When you have a bowel movement, do you use wet wipes or moisten your toilet paper or just use dry toilet paper alone?
I Normally Use TP Only unless its a messy poo.
3. How many times do you typically wipe after a shit?
3 - 5 times.
4. Do you read, smoke, or talk on the phone while you shit?
I Sometimes smoke or read a book.
5. Do you often bathe just after a bowel movement?
No Unless It A Very Messy Poo
6. How often, usually, do you move your bowels?
Maybe 2 - 3 time a week.
Tim's survey:
1. How many times a day do u go for a pee? I've never counted.
2. How long does it take you to pee?
10 - 20 secs
3. Is your pee stream loud or quiet when hitting the water in the toilet?
Yes it loud.
4. How long do you take to poo?
5 - 10 mins
6. What's your poo like solid, mushy or liquid?
Normally Solid and big.
7. Do you fart when you poo?
Yes quite a lot.
8. Would you let someone of the same sex in the toilet with you?
Yes All the time.
9. Would you let someone of the opposite sex in the toilet with you?
In the past I have Mosly when in hospital and there was only a male nurse on.
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Wheelchair SaraWhen I was about 10 the family often went to a local village pub/restaurant who did Sunday lunch. In summer we sat outside and the adults would often hang around for a drink afterwards. To get to the toilets you went to the back of the pub, up a small spiral staircase, then along a corridor to above the front of the pub. The gents were on the left - I remember it was an absolutely massive room with 2 sinks and a small trough urinal. Right at the end was an archway to another room with 2 cubicles in. The place was well kept, with red tiled flooring and wooden cubicles and seats.
This day I felt the need for a #2 so I headed upstairs. I went to the cubicles and there was a boy a little younger than me, probably 8 or 9, waiting outside doing a very desperate dance. One cubicle was occupied and the other had an "out of order" sign on. He was quick to point out "I'm first!", and hobbled around in a circle holding his bum. After a while he banged on the door and yelled "Hurry up Dan, it's coming out!!" to which the person in the cubicle said "Hang on!" and flushed. The waiting boy ran into the cubicle and the room filled with a series of plopping sounds. A few minutes later he came out looking much more relieved.
UKNGuyTom Tit
To Anon. Thanks for your response. I guess that I didn't explain the layout too well. From where I was at the back of the queue, I couldn't see if the middle cubicle was in use or not. I agree with what you say in as much as I was in the right place and they were not, but I was the one sitting on the toilet in front of a number of girls.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Tom great story about hearing that woman pooping in that porta potti it sounded like she really had to go and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Amylee as always another great story and those girls should have minded there own business and to what you where doing and I think the reason that girls do that in the bathroom is because they want to talk while they put on make up or fix there hair or for some other random reason who really knows and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Angelica great story it sounds like you had a rough day I hope you feel better soon and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Emma as always another great story about pooping outside and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Hermes as always another great story about hearing a woman pooping and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Abbie as always another great story about you and your firend pooping together and a question does she know about this site if not maybe you could tell her about it and maybe she might want to post something and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Leanne great story about you pooping in that porta potti to bad you the rain got you but it sounds like you made the right choice and went then instead of trying to make it home and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Kalee great story and I look forward to your next one thanks.
To: Happy Dude another great post to bad your wife didnt poop in the ocean and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now
Sincerly Brandon T
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Tom
Port-O-John
Hi everyone. Tom back again for my 2nd story. I was at a music festival a few weeks back and there were no toilets only port-o-johns lined up one after another. Must have been close to 20 of them and there was still a long line. The johns were designated male and female but everybody seemed to be ignoring the designation and using the first available one. Anyway,I was in line behind this cute redhead. She was either late 30s or early 40s. She was tiny barely 5 feet tall with a red pony tail. She was dressed in jeans and a t-shirt and wearing sandals. As we reached the front of the line, 2 johns opened right next to each other. I went in to one and she to the other. I stood there taking a piss in the urinal when I heard her sit down. There were a few seconds of silence then a ripping fart. Then her shit began. The other posters are right, when you are next to someone in one of these, you can hear everything! Sounded like she was having a loose bowel movement. I kept hearing a phutt,phutt sound then a squelching sound as her shit fell to the bottom, interspersed were a few noisy farts. Finally I heard her wipe. She must have wiped at least 6 times. That is when she walked out and so did I. We met up at the handwashing station and she gave me a cute somewhat knowing smile. I would I have loved to have gotten a look at her mess but it would have been impossible.
Amylee
Embarrassing Family Reunion
I had a very embarrassing experience this past weekend. So humiliating, I wasn't going to post about it, but writing it down and sharing with this community seems to be therapeutic for me. Maybe it shouldn't be so traumatic for me, but the poo shyness just won't go away. Here is what happened. My husband's family had a reunion on Saturday, which extended into Saturday evening for dinner. It was held at a local hotel, a medium sized facility. His extended family, many from out of town and several from out of state attended, and I had not met most of them. There were about 75 people there of all ages, from infants to grandparents. The reunion started at noon with a luncheon, and we were to have dinner there as well before it wrapped up sometime late that evening. It was my time of the month, and during this time I have a bit of trouble in the bathroom department. It usually makes me have to poo more often and I'm frequently gassy and sometimes I have near diarrhea. I'd already pooed before leaving the house that morning but around 2:30, I was visiting with some folks when my stomach began to churn. It got more crampy and by 2:45, I needed to poo again. I wanted to wait until we went home, but we were going to spend the afternoon there, then have dinner, then more reunion time. We didn't expect to get home before 10 or 11 o'clock, and there was no way I was going to make it. I was able to break away from the people I was talking to, and walked over to my husband who had just come back into the room, presumably from the restroom. He smiled and asked if I was having a good time. I said I was, but quietly told him I needed to poo. He knows my poo shyness and said, "Are you going now?" I said yes. He said he'd see me when I got back. I went out of the meeting room and down the hall toward the restrooms. This hotel had only one set of public restrooms near the lobby. I went in and there were 5 stalls, all vacant, but there were 4 young teen-aged girls in there gossiping and checking their make-up, etc. They were all part of the reunion party. I'd seen them earlier in the day, and even met a couple of them. Now I didn't know what to do. They were not leaving and I was close to losing control, which would have been horrific. The girls were at the mirrors, which are directly in front of the toilets, so I'd literally be only a few feet from them when I got into a stall. I decided to hold my poo and come back later when hopefully they'd be gone. I just looked in the mirror and pretended to check my hair and make-up. Then I went out of the restroom and headed back toward the party room, but pretty desperate to poo. I went back into the room and my husband saw me and came over to meet me and said, "That was quick." I said, "I didn't go." He said, "Why." I told him about the girls congregated in the restroom and that I'd be too embarrassed. He said, "Amylee, are you kidding me? How bad do you need to go?" I said, "Very." He seemed aggravated and said, "Well you should march back down there and use the bathroom. You're being ridiculous. That's what bathrooms are for and those girls have to go sometimes too you know." I realized he was right, and it was foolish of me, so I headed out of the room back to the restroom, hoping the young ladies were gone. Well, I entered the restroom, and not only were the 4 girls still there, they'd been joined by a young woman in her early 20's, who I'd met as well. A couple of the young girls gave me a funny look like, "Weren't you just in here?" The 20's woman looked at me and said hi. I ducked into the first stall, which was as far away from them as I could get, but still maybe only 10 feet or so away. I was now feeling like I was going to explode. I decided I'd try to flush the toilet as I let my poo out to cover any noise. But it was one of those very quick swoosh flush type toilets that only made noise for a couple of seconds then was quiet. So, I had to just go. I had on some tight fitting slacks and pulled them down and sat down. I had to go so badly that the poo started out of me as soon as I sat. I usually have to fart before my poo starts, but this time the poo was right there ready to come out. It was an extremely soft and loose poo that was literally pouring from me, but thankfully fairly quietly. What plopping noise it was making was being drowned out by the girls talking. But my stomach felt like it had 100 pounds of pressure and the poo just kept coming. I didn't push, I just let it flow out, very embarrassed, but I was pretty sure they couldn't hear me. After about 10 seconds of continuous poo-flow from me, a HUGE splattering fart came out - a loud SPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLTTTTTTTT. All the girls stopped talking. I heard one of them whisper something I couldn't make out. Then they all started giggling quietly, but I could hear them. I was so humiliated. I was praying they'd now leave and give me some privacy, but they began to talk again. My stomach was turning somersaults and gurgling and I got a cramp and had to push out more poo. This time it was more of a splattering liquid sound, which I knew they could hear. They stopped talking once more, and again I heard some stifled giggling. I now got a bit mad, thinking, "You won't leave and I have to go, so you're going to hear it." Plus I'd stunk up the whole bathroom by now, and I would have thought the smell alone would have persuaded them to leave. I did a courtesy flush, but as the toilet quickly quieted down, I had another urge hit and I had to push it out. It was another loose gassy loud burst, but emptied me out finally. I then peed, which is my "I'm done" signal. I unrolled toilet paper and wiped once, to find I was a total mess back there. It took at least 6 more wipes, and the toilet paper dispenser was very noisy when I pulled paper from it. So they all heard that I had to wipe many times. I pulled up my slacks and flushed the toilet, opened the stall door and went to the first sink. They all were glancing at me in the mirror, trying not to be obvious about looking at me. I washed my hands quickly and left the restroom. As soon as the door closed, I heard them all laughing hysterically. I was so mortified. I went back to the party room and saw my husband talking to some men. I caught his eye and motioned for him to come to me. He did and I told him what happened. He said, "Oh, babe, I'm sorry. Was it that bad?" I said, "Yes, it was terrible. I stunk up the whole restroom and they heard me explode on the toilet." He said he was really sorry to hear that. A few minutes later the girls come back into the party room. Once later during the evening, I was introduced to one of the girls. She smiled and I shook her hand, but I felt like she was thinking, "You're the lady who was blowing it up in the restroom." A few times in the evening I was in close proximity to some of the others and they would smile. I was very glad when this evening ended. I'm curious - ladies, what do you think about girls/women hanging around the mirrors for long periods of time in the restroom? I know it's their right, but if someone needs to use the restroom, it can be embarrassing sitting there pooing while someone is standing a few feet away. Thoughts?
Stealth Pisser
questions for Car Mom
Wow, you and Kaylee are getting adventurous in the car! Nice. Where it seems to be heading is, it's OK to pee anywhere you can... except please don't pee where there are electric wires, such as the dashboard.
Questions: Are the car and couch peeing special occasions, or everyday fun? Do you both ever purposely try to drink lots so that you'll pee as much as possible in the car or couch? (How is that couch doing?)
And do you and Kaylee ever wear skirts? That might make peeing in the car easier for when you're away from home and not in your garage.
Thanks for posting your great stories. I wish I had been brought up so that peeing was a fun thing; it took me a long time to learn that.Tia
Survey Answers.
Lou's survey:
1. Do you sit or stand when you wipe your bottom? I sit when I wipe.
2. When you have a bowel movement, do you use wet wipes or moisten your toilet paper or just use dry toilet paper alone? I have used wet wipes only a few times and a prefer to just use dry TP.
3. How many times do you typically wipe after a shit? Anywhere between 2 and 5 times.
4. Do you read, smoke, or talk on the phone while you shit? I read only if I know that I am going to be a while on the toilet.
5. Do you often bathe just after a bowel movement? In the evening, yes.
6. How often, usually, do you move your bowels? Right now, just two times a day is average for me.
Tim's survey:
1. How many times a day do u go for a pee? I've never counted.
2. How long does it take you to pee? 25 seconds or so
3. Is your pee stream loud or quiet when hitting the water in the toilet? It's not to loud, but not that quiet either. Kind of in between, I guess.
4. How long do you take to poo? On most occasions, 5-15 minutes. If I am really constipated (which happens every few weeks), it can take 45 minutes for me to poop.
6. What's your poo like solid, mushy or liquid? A mix of solid and mushy.
7. Do you fart when you poo? Usually only when I have diarrhea. I will sometimes fart during a hard poop, though.
8. Would you let someone of the same sex in the toilet with you? No
9. Would you let someone of the opposite sex in the toilet with you? No
Zip
Tom Tit-Interesting story about using the doorless stall in front of those girls. I'm not sure how I would have reacted. I've done that when it's guys who are afraid to use the stall, but not with women.
I have been dumping in a doorless stall when a dad brings his daughter into the restroom. That is a bit weird, especially when the kid just stands there staring at you. I wish her pops would at least tell her to stand somewhere else!
I crapped next to girls in stalls, but thats about it.Angelica
Desperate poop outdoors
I was walking back from the bus stop with a very urgent need to poop. I had the runs and knew I had to go right NOW so I went down an alley to and found a fairly private spot and ripped my jeans and knickers down in one operation and bent over. I shot out a long blast of brown liquid all over a wall and it ran down to the ground forming a pool a its base. I felt the most intense relief ever and then another wave shot out making the pool really big. That was also a big relief but I'd got some poo on my knickers and jeans so I had to walk home with a big brown poo stain. When I got home I had to go again so I ran to the toilet but failed to make it and flooded my knickers on the stairs. I got to the bathroom, took my dirty clothes off and sat on the toilet. I had wave after wave of watery diarrhea for about an hour and felt weak and drained. I cleaned up in the shower before going to bed to rest.
Brian
It was a really hot and muggy day today so after work I decided to go to the beach to go for a swim. I had eaten a very large lunch and was feeling rather full so I knew I would need to unload once I arrived at the beach. Luckily for me there are bathrooms and showers alongside nearby the beach. I parked my car a ways a way since the parking lot was already full. I knew the beach would be busy until about dinnertime when people started to pack up and leave. I had to change into my swimsuit so I headed to the tiny building that housed the men's washroom. Inside there was one very large stall with a toilet and shower apart from each other, a urinal and sink as well as a small area for you to get changed. There were about two or three of these buildings for the mens about a mile or two apart. There were also a few single toilet outhouses in between. I went into the closest men's washroom near the parking lot. I noted that someone was seated on the toilet and the smell inside was quite noticeable.
I heard some logs dropping into the toilet as I stripped down quickly and changed into my swimsuit. A few moments later the toilet flushed and a guy in his mid 20s exited out quickly without washing his hands. I think he was embarrassed that I had walked into the bathroom while he was dumping. I left and went to the water to swim. After about an hour in the water I suntanned for about half an hour. By now I was ready to unload so I headed to the men's washroom but there was somebody using the one stall. I also wanted to have a quick shower before I changed. I waited outside and took a few sips of water from the fountain. I went back in and the guy was now unseated and starting to wipe. I thought good since I was getting a bit impatient. When I heard the toilet flush I waited a bit before heading back in only to realize he was now going to take a shower. I decided I would go and use the other men's washroom at the other of the beach. It was a good 10 minute walk but in the hot sun it felt like an hour. By now this end of the beach was absolutely deserted. I went inside only to see a large "out of order" sign on the stall. I went inside the stall to see that some idiot had thrown an entire roll of toilet paper inside the toilet clogging it completely. Of course someone else has ignored the sign and unloaded a good sized turd on top of it. In desperation I decided I would have do the same since it was getting uncomfortable. I made sure there was still another roll of paper in the dispenser before I lined the seat down with toilet paper and sat on the toilet. I gave a slight push and a log started to come out with little effort. I felt some gas build up but it was released as the turd dropped out. I got up and saw my one log sitting on top of the pile. I wiped before I walked to the other side of the stall and had a nice hot shower. I got changed and left to go home. I felt bad for whoever had to clean the mess in the toilet up.Herb T.
Shoutouts and Dump at the Mall
Amylee - I enjoyed your post about your new co-worker. Interesting that the ladies in your office aren't afraid or embarrassed at all to just let loose in the restroom. Pretty cool actually. Sounds like the toilets in your office restroom suffer a lot of abuse during the day!!
Jennifer G. - excellent post about holding it in all day and finally releasing at home. Very well written and very funny. I look forward to any future posts from you.
Eileen - as always, I enjoyed your post about taking a dump while talking to the doctor - funny too.
Tom - you stated that you've yet to smell a woman's bowel movements that you haven't enjoyed - probably because you haven't smelled my wife's. I tell you - my wife can stink up a bathroom badly. The weird thing is that her smell doesn't linger for a long time after she's finished, but it's very intense while she's "going." There have been occasions where she is sitting on the toilet when I'm about to leave for work and she asks me to give her a kiss and the smell is so unbearable that I've had to say "Sorry honey - it really stinks in there."
Dan - interesting post about the women at your office and the door that doesn't close all the way. I wish my office was like that, because there are several hot chicks at my work who I would love to see/hear taking a poo-poo. The way our restrooms are situated now, there is no way I could hang out near the door and listen without looking like a weirdo. I have, on several occasions, entered the men's restroom right after a woman has entered the women's, and I've heard them taking out a toilet seat cover, although I think most women probably use them and it's not necessarily and indication that they are going #2. OK, enough of that.
So... on Monday, the wife and I both played hookey from work, as I was a little bit hungover and was just feeling plain old lazy. We went to the mall, ate lunch there, then went to a movie. Sure beats working, that's for shit sure. While we were at the mall, we were at an upscale department store that has a cafe in the store. We ate lunch there - I got a chicken club sandwich and the wife got some sort of chicken panini. Pretty good, but for the price, I would have preferred to eat elsewhere. Anyway, the wife wanted to look around at the merchandise, which I absolutely hate. I get bored very easily walking around while my wife looks at women's clothing. Well I figured I'd find the restroom and take a dump, since I had the urge to go, and nothing better to do.
I found the men's room, and there were three stalls. There is another department that has floor to ceiling stalls (which I've posted about previously), but that store was completely on the other side of the mall and I didn't want to walk, so I had to settle for the standard partitions. There was no one in there when I went in, so I took the first stall - the toilet and seat were sparkling clean, so I lowered my shorts and boxers to my ankles and sat down on the toilet. I didn't have anything to read, so I took out my phone and played a little 'Angry Birds.' Fitting, since I was about to drop some angry turds - haha is that not funny? OK, that was kind of dumb, but anyhow... I could then hear the restroom door open and close a couple of times, but I couldn't really hear much because there was music playing. I gave a slight push and let out several very loud farts. Thank God for the music to drown out the farting noises I was making, because that would have been rather humiliating. Weird too, because I don't usually have to fart while taking a dump. The logs finally dropped out of my buttocks into the toilet, and it was a rather disappointing and wimpy sized dump. I finished another couple of levels on Angry Birds, then put the phone back in my pocket and stood up to wipe. Luckily, not a lot of wiping was required, so I flushed and pulled up my shorts, then went out to wash my hands. There was a guy at the urinals and a guy at the sinks when I went out, which is always a little awkward, but oh well. I finally left the restroom and found my wife, who was insistent on getting a couple of pairs of shoes. I was able to convince her that she already has about 100 pairs, which is plenty... Adios amigos - have a great rest of the week!Emma
Hi there everyone. Here are my answers to the two surveys that are doing the rounds:
Lou's survey:
1. Do you sit or stand when you wipe your bottom?
I stand up to wipe my bum since I reach round behind rather than underneath.
2. When you have a bowel movement, do you use wet wipes or moisten your toilet paper or just use dry toilet paper alone?
Just dry paper unless it's a really messy poo.
3. How many times do you typically wipe after a shit?
Usually about 5 to get clean.
4. Do you read, smoke, or talk on the phone while you shit?
Sometimes I will take a magazine or book in if I'm at home and in the middle of reading it. I have talked on the phone once or twice but I don't make a habit of it!
5. Do you often bathe just after a bowel movement?
Not unless I poo in the morning before I shower or after I go to the gym or something.
6. How often, usually, do you move your bowels?
Most days I will poo twice.
Tim's survey:
1. How many times a day do u go for a pee?
I have to wee a lot, sometimes as many as 10 times a day I'd say, but normally 7-8.
2. How long does it take you to pee?
It varies a lot. Sometimes just a few seconds and sometimes up to a minute, more if I'm desperate.
3. Is your pee stream loud or quiet when hitting the water in the toilet?
It usually makes quite a loud sound.
4. How long do u take to poo?
I take at least a couple of minute, usually between 5 and 10 and sometimes longer.
6. Whats ur poo like solid, mushy or liquid?
Usually solid but a bit soft, sometimes I get runny poo or diarrhea and sometimes it's hard.
7. Do u fart when u poo?
Usually I fart at least once or twice when I'm pooing.
8. Would u let someone of the same sex in the toilet with you?
Yes, I have in the past and will probably do it again!
9. Would u let someone of the opposite sex in the toilet with you?
No, that's where I draw the line!
Now on to my story. Today I was walking back from town. I'd had a poo coming on for an hour and needed to go but I thought I'd go home to do it. But as I walked back my urge became more and more pressing and soon I was really desperate and bursting to go. Walking back I pass the park where I have pooed once or twice in the past. I didn't have much choice this time. Luckily I had some tissues in my bag so I would be able to wipe. I diverted into the park and began to look for somewhere to do my emergency business. Coming into the park from the other side I was a long way from the cluster of bushes where I pooed before so I had to look for somewhere else. After quickly searching for a couple of minutes I found a similar clump of bushes and trees. Slipping off the path and into the trees I located a bare patch of ground and headed for it. I quickly lowered my jeans and panties and squatted. I started to poo immediately.
A couple of pieces sputtered out and I farted quite loudly. Luckily nobody was around to hear me! Once again it felt liberating to poo in the great outdoors. Another log slid out and then a couple of small balls of poo. One more turd and I was done. I wiped with the tissues, pulled up my panties and jeans and snuck away feeling refreshed!
Since I'm talking about outdoor poos, I thought I'd tell you that this weekend I'm going to the Lake District with my friend Lizzi, we're staying in a little hotel and going walking in the hills so no doubt we will need the loo outside at some point!
Bye for now!Hermes
Recent Experiences at Work
Hi again! Hope you are all OK!
I had an interesting experience at work today. We work in a large building with an East Wing and a West Wing.As far as any pooping experiences go, they are totally off-limits for a variety of
reasons I won't go into now.
However today was different.At the end of the day, I usually go over to the West wing to collect powerwork before returning to drop it off on my desk in the East Wing.There are usually a few people there in the West Wing at that time, but today there were only Ms Green, and the X Twins in the office.
Ms Green is a very attractive blonde who looks a lot like a younger Jennifer Aniston, and M Green is always immaculately turned out in a jacket and short skirt.She is also a very nice woman and we always share a laugh and joke. Today I collected the paperwork and after having a laugh with her, I held the door open for her as she left.She said "I'll see you tomorrow, I'm busting for the loo!"
The Gents is next to the Ladies Toilet and I needed a pee.Today for the first time, I checked out the acoustics and noticed that you could hear things loud and clear next door...
I got into the Gents as Ms Green was already peeing with a torrent.The peeing stopped and suddenly there was a loud BRUUUUUMP! from the other side as Ms Green farted loudly.Ms Green started peeing again and finished with another loud BRUUUMPP as she farted again.
There was then a rapid PLOOP_PLIPPLIP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP! as Ms Green started pooping.
Ten seconds went past and there was another PLOOP-PLIPPLIP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP! as six more pebbles shot out of her bottom, unexpectedly followed by a loud, lengthy and bassy BRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUPPP! as she did a bowl-blasting fart.I then heard the rattle of the toilet roll holder and then quickly scuttled back to the East Wing.
Bye for now, take care and keep those posts coming!
Hermes x