Bedpan's Rants
I had a fairly 'big' surprise in my pants one morning after a long night of drinking at a hotel, let me tell you about it!
My husband and a mutual friend of ours went out to see a concert and began imbibing early on in the night. Beer after beer, mixed drinks, you get the picture. The night was great though and I think we all got through it without getting completely 'destroyed'. We continued our festivities in a hotel room, enjoying the jacuzzi and more laughs until it was way too early to in the morning and had to crash. Now, we'd eaten a pretty big meal before the show and that may have helped with the hangover thwarting, but it didn't help with keeping my clothes and bed-sheets clean! At some point in the dawn ours, I awoke from my drunken slumber farting my brains out, enjoying making them loud with a little push now and then-I was still drunk I remind you! I got the sensation my bowels might be getting full but felt so tired that I figured it would 'recede' and then I drifted off again. Somehow, in my half-sleep I was pushing out what I thought were more farts when I felt a huge, long 'snake' coil into the seat of my underpants! I mean it happened instantaneously as if I had no sphincter control at all! I lay on my side stunned...the poop smell was noticeable and my behind was warm but fortunately not too soft or wet. I turned over on my stomach and slid myself off the bed, careful not to jostle my husband too much and waddled my way to the bathroom. I saw my disaster in the mirror: a huge brown sausage coiled in my silky white underpants, so much for that pair! Luckily, no one ever noticed and the smell and offending underpants were history by breakfast.
Jas
Just Random 8
To Erik:I like to think of girls in restooms too.At work When I see a girl go in the restroom,I would time them to see how long they stay in there.But it was mostley 3 min tops.
For everyon else:Today I ate chineese,and then I went in to one store and and to let a wet load out.The restroom was near the Employies' breakroom,I was on toilet and I heard people talking and laughing,I was in there all by my self,then I let a loud fart in the toilet.
tim
pooped more then I thought
I was on my way to my girlfriends house. When I got their it was time for dinner so we went out to eat, when we came back her stomach was hurting so she went into the bathroom. after her being in the bathroom for 5 minutes she ask me to go in her room and get her a enema. After she was done she asked me if she could give me a enema. I thought that it was crazy that she asked me that but I thought about it and had not pooped yet that day so I said yes and let me tell you it was nasty but it did the job.
bye
Amanda M
Survey
1. How do you poop (secretly, scheduled whenever you feel, it when you are in a certain place etc.)
When I have to poop I'll just get up and go on my own. If I'm out I'll hold it.
2. Do you poop in one location or wherever you are when you feel it.
I'm super shy so I really prefer to poop at home.
3. Do you bring friends with you or wait until friends have to go and then go with them (peeing and pooping)
I prefer to go to the bathroom alone. If I'm out with a friend and we both have to go at the same time i'm usually ok with peeing around them although i've been shy about it lately.
4. What position do you poo Sitting. How else? Please be more specific.
Usually I sit with my hands in my lap or my arms around my stomach.
5. Do you grunt, pull on your stomach, stick your fingers up your butt or anything else to help get the poo flowing?
All the time. For some reason if its hard for me to go I press on my lower stomach and it helps.I also find that rubbing my lower back helps to for some reason.
6. What do you do with the toilet paper, ball it up, fold it so it's like a thick napkin of cushybess, wipe one piece at a time etc.
Usually I ball it up.
7. Where is the grossest place you've gone (quality)
I haven't experienced a nasty public bathroom yet. I do remember going into a K Mart bathroom with my grandmom and that one was pretty nasty. I didn't use it though.
8. Where is the grossest place you've gone (grossing you out because you shower there, eat there, sleep there or something to that degree)
I've never went to the bathroom in a place other than the toilet.I mean occasionally I'll pee in the shower or ocean but in the shower it gets washed away and the ocean is dirty anyway so I don't really find it gross.
10. What is your worst expierience when going to the bathroom (inside or out of the bathrooms)
My worst bathroom experience has to be the day I was extremely constipated last month. It was so painful. The times I had to go poop in public were super embarassing too.
Suzanne
Two things
...and I haven't been on this site for years
Tim's survey
How many times a day do u pee? at least 6 times (now)
How long can u hold it in till u find a toilet? minutes but not hours
How long do u pee for? 20-50 seconds (I guess)
How often do u poop? most days
Is ur poop solid, mushy or liquid? between mushy and solid (on a good day), solid (on a bad day)
How long does it take u to poop? A minute or two (to actually do the doo)
Do u fart alot when u poop? Yes
When u need a poop do u always have pre poop farts? Yes
Would u let someone of the same sex see u on the toilet? Only a member of my fsmily
Would u let someone of the opposite sex see u on the toilet? I don't think so
Lea from France
When the babysitting girl was trying to do a smelly and couldn't push it out, you could have tried cutting a piece of soap for a suppository, and using the vaseline to insert it. It would have definitively emptied her dirt-chute out.Goldeneye
Questions and stuff
The poop that I was holding in on my last post came out very well. I did not have to push much so it settled into the toilet easily enough.
As for my farts lately, I have been seeing how long I can hold those in. Oh and by the way, thanks for the advice to my question, guys! I will definitely try that approach. But anyway, I've realized that I can hold farts in for a while, especially if I am in a public setting. But now I have two questions for you guys.
1. When you fart, do you say "excuse me" or say nothing? I know for me I say "excuse me" even if it's just me and no one else around.
2. Is anyone poop shy in public bathrooms and how do you overcome that? I am working on learning to poop in public bathrooms but it's hard when it's just two people in the bathroom and you are the only one letting out audible fart and making loud plops in the toilet when having a BM.Dan
Busy! Replies, Things For Me to Answer, and a few questions
Hey all!
Notice don my previous post i didn't spell my name right..oops!
Been busy...sorry if you missed me! I'll have a story really soon, this is a catch up post though.
Alice - could be climate change maybe. I find I piss more often when it's colder.
Alyssa - you must be new to the forum! I REALLY liked both your posts. If I may ask, (and if you want to reveal info) what do you like? You mention 'my big bottom' and 'my ???? bottom' so I'm curious if the rest of you is equally...ah, curvy. When you get desperate do you get gassy?
1st survey (from poster who mentioned 'Spencer'):
1.Do you attend an urban public school and hate to use the toilet there? I prefered going at home. Not due to bullying but was comfortable back then.
2.Are you harassed by school security guards? my school had none.
3.Do your teachers allow you enough time? n/a (graduate). i don't think they minded, so long as it within 10-15 min.
4.Do you feel safe in school bathrooms? I guess so...extra walls.
5. Do the stalls have doors that lock? most did, but some were broken off.
6. Besides peeing, do you make #2 and do kids tease you about smell or noise? I've been fortunate that that sort of thing hasn't happened that I'm aware of, either to myself or friends.
7. Are they clean, stocked with toilet paper, soap, hot water and dryers? Uusally but sometimes one of those may be mising (ie 2/3 soap dispensers working or filled)
I always shit daily.
Nicola - wow, what a post! Definitely had my attention. Was there any sounds?? (farting, moaning, your poop coming out..)
Leanne - wow, you and Megan seem to go alot! Who poops more between the two of you do you think?
Abbie - when i need to struggle / push a bit, I find I do more chunks & small nuggets. But they're very solid. Do your poos change depending on how much effort they need?
Rachel - love those big long poos. too bad mine don't plop tho!
Michelle - ah, the lovely Michelle. Really liked both your 'live' posts...may we join you when you fill your knickers?? and you were right - that was a massive, relieving load I did. Anything and everything that comes with pooping. Looking forward to your next :)
Postman - trumpet, log, snake, rocks or pebbles.
Pamela - welcome!! Looking forward to reading more posts from you :)
Timee - wow thanks for filling out the survey & detail! Anything you want to ask ME? :) lol.
Tim - your survey and mine are a bit similar, but I'll answer the differing questions:
How long can u hold it in till u find a toilet? pee: approx an hour...depend son how bad. poop...A good 15 minutes before i go into 'uh oh mode'.
When u need a poop do u always have pre poop farts? sometimes but rare.
Would u let someone of the same sex see u on the toilet? I'd try not to
Would u let someone of the opposite sex see u on the toilet? if i get to see her ;)
Thirty Sometihng Female - I find holding produces huge logs for me, and incredible relief when I unleash them. However, holding too long...
Similar for you??
Ciara - shitting before a shower is optimal as you know for certain you;ll be clean! Sounds like you both had to go.
megapoop - judging from your name, you can fill a bowl! I like the relief, sounds, and how a dump is almost always different, yet similar.
Goldeneye - wow, do hope you tell us about that poop! Speaking of, what your 3 weekend poops like?? (i'd answer your roomate question but I don't have one)
Sportsfan - lucky guy!! I've been unfortuante (for the most part) in first hand females relieving themselves. I guess that's part of the draw to this site...that and we can talk about what most people don't! (MOST, I wish more people did though!)
Stephanie - good story about your own shit, and helping someone out. How do you love to shit, btw?
And that's all for now... just wanted to catch up.
Tom
tiny girl-HUGE STINK
Hi everybody. Tom here. I'm back after a several month dry spell that consisted of a few near misses and a few faint odors that don't bear mentioning. All that changed this afternoon! I was having lunch at a well known fried chicken place when in walked a young lady. She was tiny, perhaps 5', with long straight blond hair and a very cute face. Maybe 25 years old. She was dressed very smartly in a brown suit (with skirt) nude pantyhose and brown stilettos with wooden heels. She entered, walking kind of fast and passed right by the ordering counter and headed to the bathrooms. I found this interesting and checked my watch, timing her. She was in the bathroom for 9 minutes. I watched her strut out of the ladies and right out the door without ordering. I figured, what the hell. The place was mostly deserted and the bathrooms were single occupancy with just 1 toilet and a sink with a locking door. I got up and headed to the restrooms. Instead of making a left to the men's I took a right and entered the ladies, locking the door behind me. PEE-UUU. My God, that tiny, cute little thing had left behind a POWERFUL aroma. It stank in there! I looked over at the toilet and noticed she had closed the lid. With trembling hands, I lifted it and looked inside. Floating in the water were 4 small pieces of dark brown feces, each no bigger than a quarter. The shit was kind of going round and round the bowl and had clearly escaped the flush. There was also a piece of toilet paper at the bottom that appeared to be unsoiled. I stood there for a few minutes admiring her "left-overs" and wondering how such a tiny girl could create such an odor as well as what the entire unflushed bowel movement looked like and finally, what food had produced the waste I was looking at. When I was done, I closed the lid, washed my hands and walked out. Anyway, that is my "comeback" story. It is great to back!Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Alice it happens to me to im not sure why it could be the weather because the cold makes some people have to pee more or it could be some other reason im not sure and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Alyssa great desperation poop story it sounds like you were very close to having an accident but at least you made and also lucky the toilet behaved and didnt overflow and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: The Seats Are Getting Colder great story I hate cold toilet seats but when your desperate a cold butt on the toilet seat is better then having an accident and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Ashley again thanks. for the comments and great story about you pooping and hearing those other girls pooping to and them not flushing alowing you to see it and from your description they really had to go and sounds like you guys had fun and as always I look forward to your next post thanks and god bless
To: Nicola as always another great story and yeah I bet you felt better after not going for that long and at least it wasnt diarrhea or soft poop that way it was easy to clean up and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Leanne as always another great story about you and your friend Meg pooping together it sounds like you both really had to go bad and lucy you both didnt have an accident and maybe you guys should try buddy dumping it might be a good thing in desperate situations where you both have to go and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Abbie as always another great story about you pooping and hearing other girls pooping aswell and as always I look forward to your next pot thanks.
To: Rachel as always another great story it sounds like you were very lucky not to have an accident and it was nice of other teacher to let you go hopefuly they will change the rules in your school and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To Michelle (formaly M.S) as always another great story pooping into your hand to avoid other people hearing is a good idea but you have to be careful it could start out solid but sudenly turn into diarrhea and that would be quite a mess to clean up and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Lauren as always another great peeing story and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Amy it sounds like you had a very very bad day having diarrhea getting skunked and then falling into your mess but later you will probaly look back and laugh but not for a long time and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Pamela first welcome to the site and great stories I hope you post more of them thanks.
To: Olivia as always another great story it sounds like you and your friend Chelsie had fun pooping outside and it sounds like you both fely alot better afterwards and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Ellie J first welcome to the site and great story about you and your friends pooping and talking together in that outdoor toilet and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Timee as always another great story and its sounds like that other girl really had to poop and also you made a new friend its true you can make a new friend in the most interesting places and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Heres a short story yesterday I took a dump it was one log that started out solid but then turned soft and there were also a few small nuggets and it kind of a messy clean up I wouldve have posted last night but then it wouldve probaly shown up in the update ater this update.
Well thats all for now
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this siteAimee
To Alice
Hi Alice,
I let my mum, who's a nurse, see your posting. Her advice is to go back to your doctor and, if necessary, ask for a second opinion and don't take "No" for an answer.
By the way, my mum thinks this site is really cool.
Let us know how you get on with your doctor, Alice.Michelle M
embarrassing story
Hi I'm a 17 year old girl. I wanna share a quick story.
About a week ago I was walking home from school and I had to poop really badly. I've always been really shy about using washrooms outside of home so I always wait until I get back. Anyways, by the time I got there, I had to so badly that it was hard to move without risking having a accident. I quickly unlocked the door and went bursting to the bathroom. As soon as my ass hits the toilet seat, so much runny diarrhea with chunks of partially undigested food came rushing out of me. It took about 5 minutes for I was finished. This was the first time this happened in my life and I came so close to crapping myself, which I haven't done since I was a infant.
Anyways ciao for now. :)
Michelle MDuchess
To Noah:
That was quite an interesting accident that you told us about. What happened the next day? Did she come back to school? Did she skip a day? How did the students/teacher react?
A lot of people discuss accidents at school but we never know what the outcome is...
Catherine
A Question for the Female Posters
Hello, everyone! Thanks to all the ladies who answered my survey about female wiping habits (found on page 2108). Aimee, you overlooked (?) one question, perhaps the most important one: After a shit, do you wet your toilet tissue or use wet wipes or just use dry toilet paper alone? I am most curious on this point. I have always been a dry wiper, indeed, I thought that everyone was until the rise of wet wipes and bidets in this country.
Goldeneye, Karen, Rachel, Michelle, and Stephanie, you are very welcome additions to this forum. You are a pleasure to read.
Rachel
Hi!
To everyone who has welcomed me to the site- thanks! You seem concerned about my school's toilets and the teachers, so thanks for that too, but it's not quite as bad as I might have made out. If you seem desperate in lessons the teacher will usually let you go even if you've used up your pass. In my first two years they seemed harsher than they are now. Also depending on which teacher comes in to check the toilets you can sometimes let them allow you to go, and if you mention periods its usually an automatic toilet pass!
Now I shall answer some surveys;
Dan's Survey
TOILET
1) Where are you comfortable using the bathroom? At home (of course!), school and most public toilets in shopping centres etc. and friends houses.
2) Do you wait to find a good bathroom, or typically use the first one you come across? If i'm desperate then I dont mind where I get to go unless it's really horrible! If I'm not then I will look for a clean one.
3) How do you 'position' yourself & your pants etc when you sit? When I pee I only lower my clothes to my mid-thigh usually. But when I have to go number 2 I like to lower my trousers and underwear to my feet because it allows me to relax more and spread my legs. I will sit whenever I can because if I hover over a normal toilet I tend to miss and I find it strange pooing like that. Squatting is ok for both for me though, but unless it's a squat toilet or I'm going outside I never do it. If I'm pooing at school I only lower my clothes to just below my knees but in other public toilets they go down to my feet. If I'm in a skirt I hitch it up and lower my knickers and sit.
PEE
4) How often do you pee? Probably 8 times a day average. When I get up, before I go to school, once or maybe twice at school, when I get home, and then a few times in the evening.
5) What color / shade is it? I don't drink much at school so it's usually fairly yellow.
6) Do you pee a lot in one go? When I wake up I take long wees usually and for some reason when I'm at school even though I don't drink much whenever I have to wee it's usually a lot!
FART
6) How often do you fart? Quite a lot, especially when pooing or when I need to poo!
7) What type of farts do you do? Every sort but mostly quiet ones or silent ones.
8) Are you shy about farting? Yes, around strangers but not my friends.
9) Do you fart on the toilet? Almost every time I poo and sometimes when I wee. If I feel really gassy sometimes I just go and sit on the loo and try to fart.
10) Are your farts noisy? Sometimes, usually when I'm having a poo or need to have a poo. But most of the time they are quiet.
11) Do they smell? It varies! If I have to poo they do.
POOP
12) How often do you poop? Almost every day I poo at least twice, often 3 times and sometimes more.
13) What foods etc make you poop? Usually after eating any big meal I will have to do a number two, but spicy stuff like mexican or indian food make me poo more, and it's always soft or runny! Which is a shame because I love mexican and indian food!
14) How long does it usually take you? Usually 5-10 minutes.
15) What types of poop do you do? usually I produce a couple of logs and then quite a few smaller bits in an avergae poo. Quite often it will be soft mushy stuff and sometimes its runny. I don't get constipated very often.
16) Does a lot come out? yes! Even though I go twice a day or more I always produce a lot of poo each time, especially my first poo of the day!
17) What texture are your loads? usually soft and sometimes runny or mushy.
Amendment: POOP
Do you eat certain foods KNOWING you'll take a larger than normal dump? I don't eat things specifically to make me poo more, but when I eat spicy stuff I know it will result in more poo!
How many turds do you usually poop? For my first poo of the day usually somewhere between 2-4 turds and then lots of smaller bits. Then my other poos are usually 1 or 2 logs and some smaller stuff.
Do you have a favorite type to let out? I love releasing an urgent mushy or runny poo because it feels so good when it all comes rushing out! It's the same with soft poos that you're desperate for and all the logs come out really fast!
Do they usually make noise? Yes, most pieces plop when they drop (haha) and crackle as they come out of my bum.
19) When you poop do you require effort? Not at first but sometimes later on in my poo some of it will become stubborn and require quite a lot of pushing!
Other / Misc.
20) Do you usually need lots of toilet paper? I wipe my bum 4 or 5 times on average, more after a messy poo!
21) Do you 'line the seat' with tp? No
22) Ever had someone else in the bathroom with you, or vice versa? Yes, my sister and I have seen each other on the toilet and so have some of my friends.
23) Not counting when you were a kid, have you ever had an accident? (from being sick, drinking / eating too much, nothing nearby...)Yes, a couple of times in school because I wasn't allowed to go and a few other times too.
24) Do you make sounds when you go? If I get to release a desperate poo I often moan as it comes out. I will grunt or groan sometimes during my poo as well, especially if it's hard to push out.
25) what was your best bathroom experience? Depends what you mean!
26) What was your worst? Again depends what you mean!
Timee's survey;
1.Do you attend an urban public school and hate to use the toilet there? I go to an urban public school but I don't mind using the toilets. In fact I have no choice most days!
2.Are you harassed by school security guards? No, but the teachers come in and harrass us if we're in the toilets after the bell goes for class. They make you leave if you're in line and knock on the cubicle doors and make you hurry up and stay around until you leave.
3.Do your teachers allow you enough time? No! If you're not at the toilets immediately after the bell goes for break or between lessons then a line will have formed from girls in closer classrooms. If you're pooing there's usually not time to have a complete satisfying poo, and that's assuming you get to a toilet at all!
4.Do you feel safe in school bathrooms? Yes, safe but hurried!
5. Do the stalls have doors that lock? Some of the locks are broken but most are ok. I have seen girls use the lockless cubicles in an emergency. The toilets in the gym, swimming pool and one other block have no doors at all.
6. Besides peeing, do you make #2 and do kids tease you about smell or noise? I almost always have to make number two at school most days, because I would never be able to hold it all day. Lots of other girls go number two as well, though, so it's rare to be teased unless you are in there on your own during lessons and someone else comes in.
7. Are they clean, stocked with toilet paper, soap, hot water and dryers? Yes, they are clean at breaktime but less so in the afternoon. There's hardly ever any soap but there is hot water and plenty of paper although lots gets used during the day and by afternoon break it's not uncommon for some cubicles to have run out. Dryers work ok too.
Tim's survey;
How many times a day do u pee? 8 or so
How long can u hold it in till u find a toilet? Not that long, maybe 2 hours max from first urge.
How long do u pee for? When I get up in the morning or when I'm desperate usually for about a minute or more. Otherwise like 20-30 seconds
How often do u poop? 2 or 3 times a day
Is ur poop solid, mushy or liquid? Soft normally, quite frequently mushy and sometimes runny.
How long does it take u to poop? 5-10 minutes
Do u fart alot when u poop? Yes
When u need a poop do u always have pre poop farts? Almost always which is awkward when i'm desperate to poo and really have to fart!
Would u let someone of the same sex see u on the toilet? Yes, I have done lots of times!
Would u let someone of the opposite sex see u on the toilet? No, except my boyfriend I suppose when I get one!
Ellie J- Hi! Welcome to the site that I've only been on for a week but already love! Your experience over the summer sounds very similar to mine with the exception of the type of toilet we used! How did you get through the first night without going to the loos- did you just go into the woods?
Kelly
Sorry, no story this week. Decided to answer of bunch of these surveys to let you guys know I'm still here!
I don't go to HS, but I'll answer them from my time I spent there:
1.Do you attend an urban public school and hate to use the toilet there? I attended a public school, but it was in a suburb.
2.Are you harassed by school security guards? There were none.
3.Do your teachers allow you enough time? Depended on teachers. Some let you go, some didn't. Time was never a factor though.
4.Do you feel safe in school bathrooms? I was never in fear of physical harm, but the threat of embarrassment was always looming.
5. Do the stalls have doors that lock? Most had doors, very few had locks.
6. Besides peeing, do you make #2 and do kids tease you about smell or noise? I tried my hardest whenever I needed to poop to hold it, but most times I couldn't make it. Sometimes girls at the mirror or in other stalls would make comments. Once I came back and a girl said I was taking the "Biggest shit ever" when I came back to class.
7. Are they clean, stocked with toilet paper, soap, hot water and dryers? TP was restocked daily, but a lot of times people just threw them at each other or soaked them in water and stuck them on the ceiling. Most times I had TP, but there are some horror stories I could tell. The water was either extremely hot or extremely cold, soap was always in stock, and we used dryers (I hate them!)
How do you determine when to poop? Do you go when you are 100% desperate, or do you go when you feel the slightest need? I have a pretty tight schedule that lets me go three times a day. Usually I have to go at those times. It's usually more "slightest need" than "desperate", but most times i can feel it coming and would rather release it. Other than the three daily times, I otherwise go when I'm 100% desperate.
FARTING
What musical instrument most resembles the farts you let out on a daily basis:
A. Tuba
POOPING
Which of the following items from nature most resemble the turds you release on a regular basis:
A. Log
1. How do you poop (secretly, scheduled whenever you feel, it when you are in a certain place etc.)? Like I said, scheduled, and usually discreetly.
2. Do you poop in one location or wherever you are when you feel it? Two of my poops are at my house, one is at the office.
3. Do you bring friends with you or wait until friends have to go and then go with them (peeing and pooping)? If I'm at the mall or something, we all usually go together.
4. What position do you poo? Sitting, usually elbows on thighs and hands on head. Sometimes I do a 180 degree sit down where my head touches my knees or thighs.
5. Do you grunt, pull on your stomach, stick your fingers up your butt or anything else to help get the poo flowing? No, no, no, and no. Sometimes I push, but make no audible noises other than the occasional sigh or moan.
6. What do you do with the toilet paper, ball it up, fold it so it's like a thick napkin of cushybess, wipe one piece at a time etc. Most times without thinking I will ball it up, but I should start folding it.
7. Where is the grossest place you've gone (quality)? Outhouse at a camping trip. Tons of flies, it stank, shit and piss was all over the floor and most of the seat.
8. Where is the grossest place you've gone (grossing you out because you shower there, eat there, sleep there or something to that degree)? I once begrudgedly had to take a shit at my grandparents house.
9. Where is your favourite place to go? My house!
10. What is your worst expierience when going to the bathroom (inside or out of the bathrooms)? Different story for a different time.
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Erik
Question (for women)
Girls / women here:
have you ever going to a restrrom only to find all stalls / toilets being used and used the sink to do your business ??
or seen girls do that ?
Alice
I have a question for everyone on this site. I have been a long time lurker, but never have posted. Lately I feel like I have to pee all the time. I get to the point of wetting my pants after about an hour. When I go the restroom there sometimes is a lot of pee, sometimes not. But after I go, I do not feel relieved, like I still need to empty my bladder even though I don't. I have been to the doctor who ruled out diabetes and any sort of infection. I also have not been drinking any more liquids then usual. Just wondering if this has happened to anyone and if anyone knows what to do to fix it. I normally have a pretty large bladder and great control. I am also only 24 so it isn't an age thing.
rb
Holding It
To Thirty Something Female: You're indeed not the only one who holds it too long. My friend Michelle is the same way, and she's been doing it since before I met her over twenty years ago. Most recently, Michelle peed her pants at her front door coming home from work - and she works only aboutten minutes away! A few years ago, she peed in her jean shorts when we were out walking. And several times she has admitted to peeing a little in her pants on the way to the bathroom. But as Michelle says - once a holder, always a holder. And possibly wetting your tan pants at your front door. Can you share some of your other stories?Alyssa
As I was checking in at an airport hotel today I was desperate for a poo. The process of checking in seemed to take forever and I was feeling more and more desperate. I was alone in the elevator going up to my room so I let out a squeaky fart. On the way from the elevator to my room I let out another fart that I had to pinch off or I would have had an accident. Finally in my room I hurry in to the bathroom, pull down my jeans and panties and place my ???? bottom on the WC.
Oh lord! what a feeling as I let out a loud fart and a few seconds later a fat crackling turd landing with a splash in the bowl. I let out another long fart followed by soft muddy poo. I sat there for a few minutes and took off my shirt and bra. The smell was really bad so I kicked the door shut before I started wiping. It was messy and took about 10 to 15 wipes. I finally flushed and watched in horror how the brown mess rose higher and higher almost overflowing before slowly going down with a funny gurgling and sucking sound. The gurgling sound continued until almost all the water had been sucked out leaving some tissue and flakes of poo at the bottom.
I flushed another few times before hopping in the shower.
Alyssa xx
The toilet seats are getting colder
Now that winter's coming on, I'm finding that the seats are getting colder. My school has the main building where the restroom windows open and the fixtures are really old and what I prefer, a new wing where where there are no windows and the toilets and seats are much more modern. Also the seats are white and shiny compared to the old black seats that look and feel gross in the main building bathrooms. This semester most of my classes are in the main building where the windows are opened because of smoking and the hundreds of craps that are taken every morning do smell things up. It doesn't help that many of the stools are not flushed each time and that makes the smells worse. Yesterday I used the main building bathroom three times and each time I waited for one of the end stalls. Taking my crap on the toilet closest to the window was the only option I had because I only had a couple of minutes to get to class on time. Luckily it was soft and came out quickly, but I was shivering as I sat and wiped. After school I had to tutor my friend Spencer. We had just begun our work on his English theme when he quickly excused himself and bolted to the door of the library. Interestingly enough he came back and complained about how cold the boys room was. We're pretty open about our bodily functions and he apologized and said he had been holding his piss for an hour or so. He said that as the bathrooms get colder, he wonders if the piss could freeze in the bowls. Both he and I agree that the old bathrooms should be remodeled and modern vent systems should be put in. Also the windows should be taken out and bricked up.
I have a survey for you guys and girls:
1.Do you attend an urban public school and hate to use the toilet there?
2.Are you harassed by school security guards?
3.Do your teachers allow you enough time?
4.Do you feel safe in school bathrooms?
5. Do the stalls have doors that lock?
6. Besides peeing, do you make #2 and do kids tease you about smell or noise?
7. Are they clean, stocked with toilet paper, soap, hot water and dryers?
Tell me. I'll tell you: I hated my schools from grades 1-12. There was yelling and screaming and fighting all the time. Going to the bathroom was a constant ordeal. I was watched all the time by guards. I made it my business to get the pass or I would wet myself. One afternoon, I was walking home and I had to pee. I knew that I was not going to make it home. I was by myself and in third grade. I saw a large trunked fir tree on the block, ducked behind it best I could, lifted my navy skirt, pulled down my little white panty, squatted and peed right on the street. I had some tissues in my bag that I used to wipe myself with. I pulled up my panty, let down my skirt and kept on going. This happened to me a few times. I did not want to wet myself. One afternoon, I was really caught short with no way out. I was in 7th grade and I was on this shaded boulevard. I knew that I was not going to make it home in time. There were plenty of cars. So, I threw my books on the roof of one, got between two cars, lifted my khaki skirt, pulled down my white and blue printed Jockey brief to my knees, squatted and peed. Oh, the relief. I had no tissue. So, I had to just pull up my underwear and go home. Guards used to call us mean names, come into the bathroom to see what were doing. They timed us if we were taking too long. The buildings were old and so were the toilets. Then, I went to newer buildings. A girl told me that she too used to hold it until she got home or stopped somewhere. The stalls had doors with locks. I only peed at school with two exceptions in 4th grade and then on GED exam day where I made #2. There was plenty of supplies.
Laura: When I was having my first periods, I was fortunate to be regular and not have diarreah at school. I could always hold it until I got home or stop off at a park, playground or library. It is not easy being a girl. I don't know how the girls did it. I saw them bring their pads and tampons to school. Sometimes by bowel movements were huge and thick. One afternoon, I was at the library and I had to make #2. I was in 7th grade and getting my period. I had changed my pad at school during the day. I then changed it again at library. I had
kennady: what time u people poop in a day? I go in the morning, usually
Will you all poop daily? I will, if there is the urge to evacuate.
if not pooping daily? what is the reason for skipping?
1.just skip for no reason
2.cant able to poop (feeling to poop)
3.late for work or no time.
If there is no urge, then... I do not skip or hold it back. I cannot answer for the rest of the girls.Ashley
to Felicia: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like you had a really fun time trick or treating! iam really sorry to hear about your accident that you had in your pants! iam also really sorry to hear that your friends were making fun of you! they should have not done that! i look forward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Janie: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like your babysister had a really huge dump that she needed to get out! thats funny that she told you not to look at it! i also wanted to complement you on your memory! most people wont remember bathroom experiences from that young of an age! i look forward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Thirty Something Female: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like you have always had a habit of waiting till the last minute! i hope that you dont have any more accidents in the near future! i lookforward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Ciara: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like you and the other ladies had a good cleanout! i love your stories! i lookforward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to BrandonT: i have just wrote a story about my latest experience in the ladiesroom! i lookforward to your next story! take care and God bless!
to Rachel: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like you had a pretty long wait in the ladiesroom at your school! iam glad that you were able to make it in a cubuical without having an accident! it also seems like your classmates were waiting for quite a while as well! i bet the bathroom smelled horrible too! i lookforward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Brian: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like you had quite a shaky experience in the pora potties at the field! iam glad that the teenagers didnot hurt you! iam glad that you were able to release a really huge load that you had been holding in for such a long period of time! i lookforward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Anna: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like you had some horrible dirreah from the food that you ate at the bar! iam glad that you didnt end up getting real sick! your absoultley right when you mentioned about accidents striking out of nowhere! sometimes you just have to take the unfornate incidents that comes with your bowels! i lookforward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Michelle: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like you and Rachel have something in common! i totally agree with you when you talk about school! schools shouldnt have such polocies on bathroom producers or limits! i always take as long as i need no matter what! i lookforward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Emma: i really enjoyed your post! Iam glad that you had such a fun time at the fireworks display with your friend Sophie! Sounds like you both had a fun time relieving yourselfs in the woods right near where the fireworks display took place! i lookforward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Rachel: i really enjoyed your post! sounds like you and Gemma had a fun time at the fireworks display! sounds like also that you both had some really huge bowel movements in the loos! iam glad that you and your sister didnot have a major accident! i lookforward to your next post! take care and God bless!
to Karen: i really enjoyed your post! iam glad to hear that you have never had a major accident while out trick or treating! i lookforward to your next story! take care and God bless!
to Cory: i really enjoyed your post! i guess that the chili and raw hamber meat didnot agree with you! i hope that you dont continue to have problems in the future! i look forward to your next post! take care and God bless!
Love,
AshleyBrandon T
comments & stuff
To: Felicia great story about you pooping and peeing in your halloween costume sure it was embarrassing but accidents happen and as its been said before they can happen to anyone no matter there age and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Janie great story about you seeing your babysitter taking that very nasty dump and it sounds like was beyond desperate and vey close to having an accident and from the sound of it that would have been a real mess to clean up and she was lucky you were a good kid and listened to her and went to the bathroom instead of acting like a brat and not wanting to go like some kids do if you were like that she would have definitly had an accident and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Thirty Something Female first welcome to the site it sounds like you will fit right and also great desperation stories and I look forward to anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Ciara as always another great story about you hearing that other girl poping and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Rachel as another great story about you going to the bathroom and hearing the other girls going aswell and great story about you and your friends using that outdoor bathroom and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Anna great acccident story it sounds like you should have listened to your body and gone when it told you to but I bet next time you will because your body is almost always right and sometimes you pay for not listening to it and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Michelle (formaly M.S) as always another great story and great poop by poop reporting and always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Emma as always another great story about you pooping with your friends and I bet it felt great pooping outside and I bet it was so refreshing and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this siteNicola
Very big relief
I've just had a very big "accident" in my knickers this evening. I held it for a week and was so desperate it hurt to keep holding it. The pain wasn't unpleasant. It was quite an enjoyable feeling. I got home from work at 5 o'clock, litteraly bursting to go but I still held it because I love that desperate to go feeling. I couldn't wait untill I..... Well couldn't wait! And by 10 o'clock I was at that stage. I stood up to go to the toilet but my bowels began to push hard against my anus. I had to clench hard to keep it in and by the time I got to the bathroom I was losing control. My bowels pushed with a powerful surge that I couldn't do anything about and I found myself totaly filling my pants. It was a hard and knobly poo and I felt every lump and contour of it as it bumped its way through my anus. It was the most intense feeling I'd ever felt and with a full weeks worth of poo it lasted ages. My knickers couldn't contain it all and it came out of the legs and fell onto the floor. The relief was indescribable. It so good it was almost like having an orgasm. It took about 20 minutes to finish and when I took my knickers off they were totaly full of poo. The mess wasn't too bad. Just a case of picking up the poo from the tiled floor and emptying my knickers into the toilet. I washed the floor and took a shower before going to bed early but I didn't sleep a lot.
Leanne
Hey again everyone! I visited my friend Megan over the weekend and naturally have a couple of stories to tell!
Rachel- Hi, welcome to the site! Glad you've decided to join in with the posting, because your first few stories have been great! I really enjoyed them and, as Emma said, they remind me of my own school days too! Glad you enjoy my stories, too. I'm looking forward to your next post!
On Friday I went by train to her uni and she met me and we went back to her apartment and then for a meal. I didn't need to poo once I was there (I'd been earlier before I left), but I did on Saturday afternoon after we'd been around the shops. Meg had already been but I'd only caught the tail end of it because I had been talking to one of her friends in the kitchen while she was going and I came in just in time to hear her last plop! After we got back from the shops I went for my poo. As I've said before her room has an en-suite with a toilet and a gap under the door. I sat on the loo and had a wee and then started to push. Meg was making us a cup of tea and she came in after I'd pushed out two logs. 'On the toilet, Leanne?' she called. 'Yes,' I replied, and she laughed. To prove it I pushed out another log and then after a soft fart came another log. While I pooed Meg talked to me about our night out that we had planned.
Naturally enough on Sunday morning I was woken up by Meg going into the bathroom. She sat on the loo and, just like last time I was staying with her, I could see her drop her pyjamas bottoms to the floor because I was sleeping in my sleeping bag on the floor. After she had a lengthy wee there was a groan, an explosive fart and some splattering sounds from the toilet. Then she grunted and there were three rapid plops. Unusually for me, I already needed my first poo of the day, and quite badly, too. Hearing Meg go made it worse, and it sounded like a bad one. I got up and knocked on the door and asked if she was ok. She replied that she was fine, but that her stomach was churning and there was a lot more to come! I asked her to be as quick as she could because I had to poo as well. She said she doubted she would be very fast but she would try her best! As she said this there were more plops and a long fart. I sat on her bed listening to her farts and groans and getting more urgent to do a poo. After ten minutes of relieving herself Meg was done and I was desperate. She came out and said, 'it's all yours, if you can handle the smell!' We both laughed and I went in and sat down. She was right, the smell was pretty strong and she'd left a couple of skidmarks deep in the bowl. Soon I added to it with a loud fart of my own and then some soft poo that shot out. A couple of soft logs followed and then I farted twice more. Over the next few minutes I produced a few smaller pieces of poo and more farts. All in all I was in there for about the same time as Meg, but I think she pooed more! We both had more normal poos in the evening and then before I left on Monday Meg had to go again. She produced four large-sounding logs that made big plops. I didn't need to go until I was almost at home, and so I did so when I got home.
I'll post again soon. Bye!
Abbie
Story from today
Hi everyone, Abbie here again, sorry I haven't had time to post in a while.
Rachel- welcome to the site and great posts! It must be quite hard for you if you usually need a poo a couple of times a day, as you say finding the time to use the toilet at school isn't always easy. It's also pretty harsh if you're only allowed one toilet visit a week during lessons. I agree with you, I don't know why teachers always seem to think you're up to no good if you spend a while on the loo or ask to go during a lesson. I don't really know how they can expect you to concentrate and pay attention if you're dying for a wee or a poo. I've spent loads of lessons holding it in and not being able to listen properly because I'm hoping I can get to the end without having an accident. I don't need to poo as often as you but I often get a bit constipated from putting off my urge to go, which means by the time I do end up going its quite urgent. It's good you have time for a poo during morning break if you want one, I usually have to hold it till lunch because by the time I get on the loo at break I normally only have time for a wee. I hope things go OK for you using the school loos and I look forward to your next post.
Emma- good story about your poo on the way back from the fireworks display a while back- look forward to your next one.
Leanne- great post about you and Emma pooing together, sounded like you both needed that one!
Anyway, back to my story. Today I was bursting for a wee and a poo by breaktime but I got to the toilets late and knew I'd only get time to wee. I got a cubicle, hitched up my skirt, pulled down my tights and pink knickers and started to wee a strong stream. As I sat there I could feel my poo starting to poke out but I sucked it back up and clenched my bum as soon as I'd finished weeing. I put some toilet paper inside my knickers in case my poo poked out again and went off to my next lesson. I spent until lunch break feeling really uncomfortable, by the time I was on the way to the loo I was really desperate. I went into the girls loos in the English department, luckily there were only two girls who looked like they were in Year 9 or 10 queuing. I heard one of them whisper to the other "If I don't get on the loo soon I'm going to poo my pants" so I knew I wasn't the only one who needed a number 2. Just then there was a free cubicle, the girl went in and literally seconds later there was a fart and two loud plops. Eventually I got a cubicle, by now the first log was poking out of my bum and I was glad I'd put the toilet paper in my pants otherwise they would have been badly marked. I pulled down my tights and pants and sat on the loo, as I relaxed the log slid out but then started to get thicker and slowed down. I looked across to the next cubicle, by now I had a new neighbour and I could see her skirt and blue pants at her ankles, she finished her wee and stayed sitting so I guessed she must need a poo as well. I started to push to keep my poo moving, suddenly I heard a fart from next door and a slight pant so I knew I wasn't the only one struggling a bit. I took a deep breath and bore down, I did a really long and hard push and tried to let my breath out slowly to avoid grunting. After a few more pushes like that the widest part of my log was through and it started to speed up. The girl next door sounded quite constipated, she made a loud grunt and shortly after I heard a loud plop and a few pants as she caught her breath. I knew there was more to come so I kept pushing and eventually did two more poos. As I was wiping my bottom the girl next door made another loud plop, then I heard her starting to wipe too. After I'd finished wiping I pulled up my knickers and tights and let down my skirt. We came out more or less at the same time, she must have been a bit embarased as she didn't look at me while we were washing our hands.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed this story, will try to post again soon.Rachel
Hey!
Brandon, Michelle & Emma- thanks for your messages and glad you enjoyed my stories!
Time for another post I think. Today at school I had to use up my weekly toilet pass in order to avoid an accident! By breaktime I had to do a number two really badly but by the time I got to the toilets a big queue had developed. Lots of girls were doing exactly what I needed to do, and so the queue moved slowly. I was in line behind another girl when the bell rang. She snuck into a cubicle to empty her bladder just before the teacher came in and told me to leave! I was so close, and my poo was so close to coming out! I said to her, 'Please can I go?' but she said no. Girls came out of cubicles and I could have gone in and used one, but she said no and that I had to go to class. I was dying for a poo and I could have hit her! But I went off to class and so did another girl behind me who was turned away. After twenty minutes in class I knew I just couldn't hold it any longer so I put my hand up and asked to go to the loo. The teacher said yes and gave me the pass and I went to the nearest loos as fast as I could. I was alone there and I ripped down my trousers and knickers and sat. Out came a big, soft poo straight away. I groaned as it came out. It was a really long piece and didn't make a noise becaue the tip was already in the water when the end came out! The next two poos came out quickly and felt good. I usually take somewhere between 5-10 minutes to poo but I tried really hard to go quickly so the other girls didn't know I'd been for a number two. I was done in a couple of minutes and got back to class as fast as I could. I just hope I don't get really desperate in lessons again this week, because I'll have to hold it!
Leanne, I read through some of your old posts and came across oe about your primary school toilets which reminded me of mine. I don't know what the boys were like because I never saw in them. In infants' school each year had boys and girls toilets in between their two classrooms, like yours, Leanne. They had two cubicles each. Then there was one bigger block for use at lunch and breaktimes. In the girls there were four cubicles. These had pretty short doors, not short enough that you could see girls sitting down, but you could if you went up to the door and stood on tiptoes! Girls often did that to see if there was someone actually in them. Also if girls stood up to wipe like me, and when they finished and stood up, you could see them from the queue, although the sinks were behind a partition. I remember distinctly one lunctime being desperate to do a number two and having to run in from outside in the playground. All the cubicles were taken so I went to each one and peeked over to make sure someone was actually using them, and sure enough four girls were doing poos of their own!
In junior school only year 6, the final year, had their own toilets between their classrooms. For everyone else there was a block of toilets just off the hall. These had 5 cubicles- often not enough! Their doors were quite low too, but only really tall girls could look over! There was quite a big gap at the bottom too. I suppose in primary school, in reception and the first year, it was so teachers could check up on people but as you got older it got a bit strange seeing other girls looking over the cubicle door at you!
Timee same girl
1. How do you poop (secretly, scheduled whenever you feel, it when you are in a certain place etc.) I go by myself. At school, there is a secluded toilet in the lower level at school. I have a set time: usually when I wake up or by 10AM, the latest. Then, another by 3-4PM and then maybe after dinner.
2. Do you poop in one location or wherever you are when you feel it. Wherever it is clean.
3. Do you bring friends with you or wait until friends have to go and then go with them (peeing and pooping) Rarely. Sometimes, I will with a classmate, team mate or another girl at church. I did have an episode overnight in a hotel on a swim meet. I have invited girls that I did not know and vice-versa with me at school or library or the swimming pool.
4. What position do you poo Sitting. How else? Please be more specific. I sit with my hands folded or my arms wrapped around my stomach. Sometimes my legs are together or apart. I will squat if the bathroom is questionable.
5. Do you grunt, pull on your stomach, stick your fingers up your butt or anything else to help get the poo flowing? I need no effort. Rarely, do I grunt. My bowels are usually smooth, soft and loose. Sometimes, I will sit on my tip-toes or scissors my knees together with my feet togther or apart.
6. What do you do with the toilet paper, ball it up, fold it so it's like a thick napkin of cushybess, wipe one piece at a time etc. Either ball it up or fold it.
7. Where is the grossest place you've gone (quality) Subways and some restaurants, they are horrible. During the summer, the parks get a lot of use. So, the toilets are horrible. If I have to I will hover or squat for a pee. Also, an old high school where I studied nights and Saturdays for a GED. This place was old, but the toilets were passable. I peed in there and there was plenty of toilet paper. That was it. On Saturdays, after study, I would go to the library and study some more. There, I would make more pee and then #2. Sometimes, I would stop at a dept. store or a hotel where it would be super clean. I go to the library on Saturdays to study and I can sit on a clean toilet. I only go to the best libraries either public or college. My college ID allows me to visit other colleges than my own and they have really clean modern toilets as well as old toilets, but they are clean. I like those large old porcelain bowls. One college that I study at has an old science building. The toilets are old and clean. The place is near a river. So in the winter, the heat is turned up high. I like a warm toilet seat. There is a park nearby that has horrible toilets. The male toilets, I hear have no stalls. The female toilet has no doors. It is liveable-barely. The place stinks all the time. It is slated for demolition and rebuilding. The girls prefer the school toilet. Who would not?
8. Where is the grossest place you've gone (grossing you out because you shower there, eat there, sleep there or something to that degree) Please be more specific. I've had to pee badly in restaurants. So, I had to squat or hover. I peed and made #2 in public pools, the toilets that is, and that was enough for me. I like the college swimming pool locker room toilets. Where I attend college, the facilities are new. I think I will stay until I graduate. I hate railroad toilets. The toilets on the commuter rail system where I live are horrible. If you are not the first to use the toilet on the train when it first comes out of the yard, you are in trouble because someone will make #2 on the seat or even just leave a stink. If I am travelling a distance in the morning, I make #2 and do my pee before I leave the house. So, if anything I am prepared. If needed, then I will take a pee when I get on the train. If the seat is clean, I will put paper on it and sit. Otherwise, I will hover or squat to pee.
9. Where is your favourite place to go School, library, church and the park. I like department stores, movies and hotels. My favorite place is a clean toilet with plenty of toilet paper. Nothing beats home, but I like using clean public toilets.
10. What is your worst expierience when going to the bathroom (inside or out of the bathrooms) Please be more specific. Being under the watchful eye of a school safety officer who used to watch to see how long I was using the bathroom. I hated school because of those people. They used to write in their memo books who was going to the toilet and how long and would come in and itimidate us. All we wanted to do was tend to our personal hygiene needs. There were some girls that would loiter. It was an ordeal to for me to pee or change my pad or tampon.
To Poop or Not to Poop
How do you determine when to poop?
Do you go when you are 100% desperate, or do you go when you feel the slightest need? I sometimes hold back, but I have learned not to delay a bowel movement. I used to hold it for a long time. I stopped. That is not good. i just make sure that I am near a toilet or know where there is a public toilet. Being that I urinate frequently, I now go when I feel the slightest need. I make every effort to get it out of me. Otherwise, it will build up on me and catch me all of a real sudden.
Are you like me and have restricted bathroom usage based on daily schedule? No, I am now in college, so I can leave the classroom when I want, unlike high school and elementary high school. I am blessed to have so many public toilets outside of home. I can slip into so many places.
How long does it take from butt on the seat to poop coming out of said butt? I am usually not constipated. So, it could be immediate, almost all the time. Rarely, if it is busting down my back door, then as soon as I sit, then it will evacuate with force. Some girls at school have a hard time grunting to squeeze it out. Some girls, like the Asians, (I go to school with lots of them.) have loud, loose smelly bowels. They evacuate immediately, as soon as they undo their clothes and hit the seat. On mornings, those girls are having their first pees or #2's and they can stink the place good. There are lots of grunts, moans, groans, squishes, farts and splashes. I like them. Those girls are my friends. I will tell you about them another time.
Annie O: That's what happens when you go to those parties. When I get out of a party like that I either go home or find a public toilet, if I can't make it. Usually, the next morning is when I evacuate. I was not going to ruin good clothes like your friend did. Ribs, chicken and salads do it to me. Lots of salads, I mean.
Leeanne: I have a classmate like Charlotte. She has some wild bathroom actions. Many of us know her well. They are starting to know my habits on the swimming team. I can get my swim suit bikini down to my ankles quick when needed. We have a girl on the team who has these real powerful bowel movements prior to practice or a meet. We think it's her nerves. She is from Poland. When we go into the locker room toilet, she is the first in a stall with her maroon bikini at her ankles. Or we will find her on the throne letting out her farts.
FART
what's your favorite type of fart to let out? a loud buzzing one. Those wet ones are dangerous because I can mess in my pants.
how would you react (in your head, and how you behave) if someone farted around you? it depends. I am shocked by some of thre people that do.
what makes you fart, and do you eat / drink it if you know you'll gassy later? lots of apple juice. If I do not eat, I will fill up with gas.
POOP
How many turds do you usually let out in a dump, and how large are they? 5-6 they are medium sized
Whats your favorite type to pass? soft and loose or thick and creamy or soft logs.
When you say 'big dump', do you usually refer to the urge, how MUCH comes out, or how BIG it is? This week I had a big one. I ate lots of lettuce and potato salad at a Halloween party. The next day, I just opened up and le out a thick load of mud that covered the bottom of the bowl at home.
Do you eat certain things knowing it'll change your bowel habits? %2Aimee
To Rachel
I can't believe you've got teachers who prevent you and your friends from going to the toilet when you're at school. I spoke to my mum about this - she's a nurse - and she feels it should be reported to the local education authority. Certainly, your parents and the other girls' parents should complain to the principal, in the first instance. If he or she doesn't listen, then take it further. Holding your pee or poo in is dangerous and it can affect your general health, too. Let me know how you get on.