Snozberry
Weird bathroom habits when I was a kid
Heya, I've been reading the boards since the 90s but only posted once before about this same thing.
When I was little I had this obsession with going to the bathroom in weird places. It wasn't like I had any trouble with like, not being able to hold it in or anything. I just liked going in places other than the toilet where I wouldn't get caught or being able to just go as soon as I felt the urge wherever I was.
From the time I was about 4 or so up until I was 12 I would pee in this one room of our house that was mainly just used to store boxes and old stuff we weren't using. Nobody ever hung out there and it already smelled like closets, dust and old clothes anyway so no one ever really noticed anything. So I'd go to one corner of the room, sort of behind everything, take off my bottoms and socks and put them on a box so they didn't get wet and then I'd squat down and pee on the floor. I really liked the feeling of peeing in that position and being able to feel the carpet get wet under my feet while I peed. The first few times I did it, I never brought anything to wipe with and would just wipe myself with my hand and like wipe my hand on the carpet to get the pee off. But I eventually started to just bring a lil wad of TP with me whenever I snuck down there to pee. No one ever mentioned anything, but I eventually kinda grew out of it when I got into my teens and was more self conscious about that sort of thing.
Some nights when I didn't have school the next day and I was allowed to stay up all night while my mom was asleep. I'd put on this old pair of sweatpants that were kinda small and I never wore outside of the house. Then I'd get a towel from the back of the closet, fold it up and put it on the floor and I'd sit down on it wearing my sweatpants(I never wore underwear with it since it'd just be more to clean). I would stay up for hours like that playing Nintendo, drinking a bunch of ice tea and soda and would just pee in my pants whenever I needed to go. I remember it always felt especially good to pee in them after it had been awhile since my last pee and they were starting to get cold on my legs. Once I started to get tired or if it was getting too late or whatever I'd take them off and throw my pants and the towel in the dryer and be sure to get them back out and take a shower before my mom woke up.
I liked pooping in weird places too, but it was always a lot messier and hard to clean up so I couldn't really do it as many places.
Sometimes I'd cup my hand under my butt when I was sitting on the toilet and I'd poop into my hand. I liked how the poop felt coming out into my hand all warm and soft. I'd poop as much as I could in my hand and drop it into the toilet when I was done. It was really easy to clean up since I just had to wash my hands with really hot water and lots of soap afterwards.
One time I really had to poop but I hadn't been able to pee in my lil secret spot in the old room for awhile since my mom had been moving stuff around down there and was always in and out of the room and I had been really wanting to do it all week. I figured I could just pee on my spot and hold in my poop and then just run over to the toilet to poop when I was done. I took my pants and socks off and was squatting in my regular position and was so excited to finally be able to pee again that I kinda forgot about the whole "holding in my poop" part of the plan and started to just push everything out, pee and poop, on the carpet. Actually doing it felt really good but I ended up pooping a lot and it was kinda soft so it was even harder to clean up. I picked up most of it with my hands since I didn't have any tissue left after wiping and dropped it in the toilet but I ended up having to scrub the floor really well with a sponge to get the poop stains of the carpet.
Usually during those nights when I was wearing my sweatpants If I had to poop, I'd run out to the bathroom and do it in the toilet. I'd always put it off as much as I could though and would keep trying to "just pee" even when I felt like I'd be pooping my brains out if I gave the slightest push with my butt. One night I was getting to that "about to poop my brains out" point and the thought of just pooping my pants the next time I pushed to pee more just felt right. The next time I peed, I stopped clenching my butt and pooped into the seat of my pants while I was sitting. I really liked the way it felt as it was coming out and mooshing against my pants and spreading out over my butt, but it started to feel uncomfortable after a bit and it was just really hard to clean up. I ended up having to scoop the poop out of the pants with a bunch of tissues and couldn't just throw it in the dryer since I had to put it in the washing machine now first. I still pooped my pants a few more times after that and it always felt really good as it was happening but I hated cleaning it up afterwards.
I did other weird bathroom stuff when I was a kid but I don't wanna give you guys my whole life story. Anyone else have weird habits like that when they were a kid? I'll try and be posting a lil more now that I finally posted again.
To Veronica
Great story Veronica. Some questions... Do you normally poop those long ropes as you call them? Seems like the kind that would wrap around the bowl. Are they easy or hard to come out and do they make any noise like crackling coming out? P.S. Happy BirthdayGerry
Bagno di merda
To-day on Wednesday, i was half-sleeping in a delicious geen-tea-flavoured bath when suddenly, I felt a real urge to have a poop, a big one i thought. So i stood up to run to my toilet (in France, toilets may be in another room than the bathroom) ; then i felt the urge to pee desperately, due to the pressure in my stomach. And I weed, trying to hold my poop in. Immediediatey after i stopped peein, i ran out of my bathroom to go to my toilet-room, naked as on my birthday, but I could not hold it any longer before i reach the toilet and i had to bend my body down to release the presssure and the poop which was brewing in my stomach. Then i had to wash the mess i had dropped on the pavement. This is the second time such an accident happen to me in two month.
I apologize for my horrible american language (i'm a frenchy... normal)
Steven A
To Tyler
(1) Do they have Stalls? Do the Stalls have doors? Yes, the stalls have doors.
(2) You have said that you regularly get urges and poop at school. Would you still do that if there were no stalls with doors on them? It would depend on how bad I have to go, I probably would go if the stalls had no doors, but if it was just no stalls or doors, I probably wouldn't go.
(3) Do you encounter "exhibitionist" types of kids in the bathroom? Kids who purposely leave the door open and stuff? No, I have never experienced that in my life, yet.
(4) Do you sometimes find UN-flushed turds in the bowl? Any really big ones? Sometimes, I once was at a pool and I was drying off in the stall and I saw one that was the size of a pop can. (No Joke)
Hopa
Hi all.
Thomas- I visit beaches frequently and more often then not there are no restrooms available. I don't usually like to pee in the water for some reason. I usually try to find a secluded area with some shrubs or something to pee behind.
Weekend Golfer- I'm not a golfer but my friend and I worked on a golf course one summer as beverage cart girls. We were in the middle of the course when our cart died. We radioed for someone to cart over to us and fix us but the maintenance tech was dealing with another issue and said it would be a bit. I had to pee really badly. We were actually heading back to the clubhouse to use the bathroom when the cart stalled. I couldn't really hold it at that point so I went into the wooded area and dropped a squat to pee. As I finished up and walked back to the cart, I saw an older man pissing in the trees. You're not the only one.
Mr. Clogs- Great questions. I use more toilet paper than my husband. I do not always keep a container in my car for emergencies but on road trips, we now carry an empty coffee can just in case. If I have to pee and there's no where around and I can't hold it, I pull over wherever I can have some privacy and pee next to my car. I'm pretty good at holding poop. I've never been in an emergency while driving that I've had to pull over and poop outside but I wouldn't mind the experience.
Random question for all of you. Like many of us here in America,I was glued to news coverage of the Boston bombings last week when something dawned on me. On Friday when the manhunt was underway for the bomber and the town was basically shut down, the only people on the streets were cops and reporters. It made me wonder with no local businesses open, where do news reporters pee when covering a story? There was one time a few years back where there were these wildfires across my area and they were in the middle of nowhere and I remember back then wondering where these reporters pee having been out there 10-12 hours reporting. Anyone know for sure?
Leah
I took a colossal shit last week...
... with my sister, on a beach after I got a bellybutton stud at a small shop in Marina del Rey. It was without a doubt the biggest shit I ever produced. Which I will tell you all about soon. :) at the moment I'm sitting on my toilet, pissing like a racehorse. A minute and ten seconds so far. I had been holding it nearly twelve hours, just to see how long I could go without taking a piss. The relief is staggering. But I must go now, as I'm quite exhausted from smoking a bit too much pot, my new vice after giving up nicotine. I'm 17 so I'm quitting at a crucial time. I'll be back soon. :)Mike
Randomness Cont'd Survey
20.How often do you have diarrhea? Depends what I eat, And sometimes occasionally
21.When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning Back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) For me Leaning Back, Reading, And hands to the side
22.Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? Sometimes I do
23.Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or help yourself poop? No but I would try
24.How do you feel about someone poop with you, like to keep you company? I will like it in public but not at home
25.How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diarrhea, etc.? No but maybe I would if had somebody to live with me
26.After a long, hard poop, diarrhea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? No but maybe
27.Do your stomach aches continues even after you have pooped? No
28.How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Sometimes
Mr. Clogs
Response to Mike's survey
1. Do you put paper on seat to poop in Public?
2.Guys do you pee in a toilet that has not been flushed?
3. do you flush after peeing?
4. females do you wipe your puss after peeing and pooping?
5. If a toilet dirty do you use?
6. Do you pee outside?
7. If you have to poop outside do up do it or go inside?
8. Do you use porta potties?
9 do you check your panties or/underpants after peeing/popping for spots?
10. have you ever used a handicapped toilet?
11. have you ever used opposites toilet when young/
Answers:
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. N/A
5. No
6. Not really I had years ago
7. I poop inside, I haven't pooped outside yet, would love to try
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. Yes, much more privacy and space
11. Yes
Elisabeth S.
Surveys and at Home
1. Do you enjoy pooping? I dunno if Enjoy is the right word, more kind of like
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM?
I sit normal on the toilet,
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe?
Very rare and if it aches, it is very urgent.
4. How many times a day do you poop?
Once a day sometimes twice
5. What was the longest poop you ever did?
20-30 minutes
6. Do you find pooping relaxing?
It can be.
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts?
I normally don't grunt
8. How often do you get constipated?
Luckily only once a few Weeks
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for?
3 days
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief?
No.
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last?
I get theme more if it is urgent.
12. Are you gassy when you poop?
Half the time
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump?
Sometimes
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)?
A heavy feeling in stomach.
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a Long dump because you feel week or tired?
No.
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping?
Not that I know.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible?
If I'm alone at home or only my sister or so is there yes. Beside this only in a lonely bathroom.
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative?
For me it is coffee or a strong black tea.
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?
No.
20. How often do you have diarrhea?
Real diarrhea very rare, more a soft poop
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.)
Sitting so that I can read good.
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
No.
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop?
Only once or so.
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company?
It can be interesting, but sometimes awful.
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diarrhea, etc.?
If it is a fried I have no problem
26. After a long, hard poop, diarrhea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage?
I never had one
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped?
No. It is more relaxed
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)?
This does not happen often.
1. Do you put paper on seat to poop in Public?
Not at every
2.Guys do you pee in a toilet that has not been flushed? -
3. do you flush after peeing?
yes
4. females do you wipe your puss after peeing and pooping?
yes
5. If a toilet dirty do you use?
I avoid it.
6. Do you pee outside?
yes
7. If you have to poop outside do up do it or go inside?
I must decide in the situation
8. Do you use porta potties?
yes, but don't have them often
9 do you check your panties or/underpants after peeing/popping for spots?
not always
10. have you ever used a handicapped toilet?
yes
11. have you ever used opposites toilet when young/
yes
Today is one of my constipated days, not to compare to others here. I do not feel to poop in moment and so not the whole day. But I think I can go tomorrow in morning or in school. I only peed today. I think you will hear from me tomorrow.
Snozberry
Answers to Mike's Survey
I figure I'll do a survey too, why nawt.
1. Do you put paper on seat to poop in Public? See, now I feel kinda self conscious that I usually don't. If it's somewhere especially nasty like an airport or whatever, I will. But as long as the place looks clean enough I usually just sit.
3. do you flush after peeing? Usually, unless I'm home alone and I know I'll be the only one using the toilet for a long time.
4. females do you wipe your puss after peeing and pooping? Jeez, I can be lazy sometimes, but how couldn't you?
5. If a toilet dirty do you use? I guess it depends on how nasty it is. If it has like actual s**t on it then I'd try and hold it in. If I was desperate and I could just wipe it down and cover it in paper I'd go for it.
6. Do you pee outside? I really don't like to. The last time I could remember peeing outside was like almost a decade ago during one of those drunk nights in the woods with friends. Its always felt kinda awkward and uncomfortable for me and I'm all worried somethings gonna bite me.
7. If you have to poop outside do up do it or go inside? If there's an option to go inside, then I'd totally go inside.
8. Do you use porta potties? Yeah, once they're not like super filthy.
9 do you check your panties or/underpants after peeing/popping for spots? I have a clean enough track record that I don't really worry too much about checking.
10. have you ever used a handicapped toilet? Sure, why not.
11. have you ever used opposites toilet when young? I did but only when it was a one person bathroom anyway.Tyler
That Big Survey.....My Version
1. Do you enjoy pooping? More so all the time
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM? Just sitting normally
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe? No. Except when I was younger and badly constipated. Then....naseaus, etc
4. How many times a day do you poop?once a day to once every three days
5. What was the longest poop you ever did? When I was badly constipated I had to push a lot....but still never took very long if in fact I was able to go at all
6. Do you find pooping relaxing? Now I do; you bet. I kinda feel very calm and collected afterward. It's hard to explain. My day seems much more able to get organized.
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts? If I'm alone I groan and sigh.....but I'm very very shy around others
8. How often do you get constipated? I spent the first 17 years of my life constipated.
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for? If you mean no BM at all....about 2 weeks
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? No yelling.....just some quiet time sitting to allow my arse to close back up.
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last? Oh yeah....I'd get to the point that I was so miserable I'd ask my mom for an enema.
12. Are you gassy when you poop? No; hardly ever
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump? Very much so....and more so all the time
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? Usually just a gentle signal that something's there.....all the way up to stronger urges/pressure
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired? no.
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? When I was a kid....and had straining sessions...yep.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? If I can get it out...I get it done and I'm gone
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? Nothing really works besides an enema if I'm at the two week point
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? Yeah....as a little kid I cried all the time but I never let on to anyone
20. How often do you have diahrea? Hardly ever. Sure would have been nice.....
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) Just sitting there
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? Nah; I mean I've tried it....but it never seems to make any difference.
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop? No but I'd love to do that for a certain person
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company? I wish soooo much that I could do that with a certain person.....
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.? Currently I'm way too shy for that; sounds like it must be fun though
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? I'm too ticklish there
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped? Sometimes....but I rarely get stomache aches
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)?Don't remember that ever happening....
Thursday, April 25, 2013
To Veronica
Great story Veronica. Some questions... Do you normally poop those long ropes as you call them? Seems like the kind that would wrap around the bowl. Are they easy or hard to come out and do they make any noise like crackling coming out? P.S. Happy BirthdayS
I did it. I took a dump outside. I can't say I'm proud, or particularly happy about it, or even slightly fond of the memory, but I won't say I hated it, or at least my drunk self didn't hate it. Anyway, to get to the actual story, I was drunk (is that even proper justification?) and it happened under a tree near my dorm, if youre interested in worldbuilding.
I was stumbling back to my room from a party, and suddenly felt an urge to vomit, and take a shit-- in that order. So without any human consciousness, I ran away from a trashcan and heaved on the sidewalk, but nothing came out except an explosion of the shittiest ideas ever. Drunk me (probably) thought "I need to take a shit. I'm going to do it under this tree." And I did precisely that. I vaguely remember pulling my pants down and bending over in an attempt to send my shit flying up at the heavens as an offering on behalf of humanity, but, that didn't work, so I went at it doggy style, and it came out all right! A few more slid out, and I kept on trying to grunt out more, but nothing came out. By this time, I pulled my pants up without wiping, and trekked back to my dorm room and fell asleep, shit and all. I woke up horrified the next morning, but after a few hours I went to the area where I left my prize and saw it, untouched (with a radius of at least ten feet!).
I hate to say it, but the experience was actually a little liberating. Perhaps, one day I can do it sober, and with a friend (will not lie, I'm jealous).Weekend Golfer
Peeing on the Golf Course
So today the weather got nice and it was about time to play the first round of golf of the year. subsequently this led to lots of water and needing to pee without easy access to bathrooms. on the course its normal to go to forest line and relive ones self when needed. so today required me to make two pitstops and water the forest.
Does anyone else have stories about needing to pee while golfing? men and women?
Zip
Buddy watched me dump
I was at a fair in the local park with a buddy of mine. As soon as we met up, I told him I had to take a crap and we headed over to my favorite doorless toilets. I walked in and headed to the first toilet and he continued down, checking out the restroom. By the time he came back to my stall, I already had my white briefs and shorts down at my ankles, and had already unloaded quite a bit of crap. It was a bit noisy at times. He stood there and I told him, "I really had to go". He looked at the bowl between my legs and said, it looks like a snake down there. I'm pretty sure he was talking about the coiled up crap and not my penis, although I do pretty well in that department, too!
I looked down and lifted my junk out of the way and saw it was all coiled up. Then I said, "yeah it does. Here's another snake" and squeezed out some more crap while we were both looking into the bowl. We both kinda laughed about it. He stood there talking to me for a few minutes, as I peed and finished dumping. I then lifted my junk out of the way and wiped from the front, and then stood up and wiped. Another guy came in and my buddy waited outside for me as I finished up.
It was cool to be able to have a nice buddy dump like that!
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Tiffany as always another great story it sounds like you and that other girl both had really great poops and probaly felt pretty great afterwards to and a always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Details Make A Great Story it sounds like you and your friend had a bery interesting time I bet that was a poop you wont soon forget and it sounds like it cleaned you out really good and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Chrissy first welcome to the site and great story about your big poop outside it sounds like you really had to go alot and I bet you felt pretty great afterwards to and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Gemma first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you really had to poop alot and lucky you made it in time and it sounds like you had a really good cleanout to and I bet you felt pretty great and probaly a little lighter when you were done and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Melissa K as always another great story it sounds like you had a good clean out poop and I bet you felt so much better after getting all that out of you and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Veronica as alaways another great story it sounds like you had 3 great poops yesterday and I bet you felt really great once you were finally done and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Tiffany first weclome to the site and great story it sounds like that girl wasnt feeling to good and probaly just made it to the bathroom and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Emma great stories about you and your sister and friend bathroom adventures.
To: Pat I bet the 3 of them will have a great time.
To: Desperate To Poop as always another great story it sounds like you had a good poop and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Amy M great story about your friends big poop I bet she felt pretty good afterward to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: One-Time Poster Lifetime Pooper great story it sounds like you had an interesting time and a great cleanout to.
To: Jasmin K as always another great story.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this siteSchoolboy
Fourth Grade
Sorry ive been on a bit of a hiatus. My fourth grade story involves a case where my mom should have kept me home from school. I had been constipated for four days and had reacently felt major cramps. Despite arguing that I should stay home from school, my mom being so strict tole me i had to go. The cramps increased and i knew somthing was wrong. Finally when I felt like i was about to burst, I asked permission and rushed to the restroom. For those who have read my previous posts from kindergarten up through third grade taking a dump at school was aways a humiliating ordeal, this time was no exeption. I ran to the open stall just in time and with 3 other boys in the bathroom, a booming fart came out as soon as my butt hit the seat, followed by a few torpedos and machine gun plops. The toilet sounded like a warzone as four days worth of stinky poop came out at once in the loudest possible way. The other three boys as i expected went in front of the stall and saw me with my head down and continuuining to take a noisy massive stinky dump. They said things like "how long'd you hold it" and man are you trying to stink us of out of here. I was trying to finnish as fast as possible, and finally after many more LOUD plops splashes splats toots and wet farts, i tried to flush while i was still seated but one of the kids had his hand on it forcing me to show them my creation, I was not going to wipe in front of them and since it was a clean poop their was no reason i needed to i quickly stood up and ran out of the bathroom, but i heard laughs and "that is the biggest poop ive seen in my life he must have been desperate" from one of the kids. The kids found me throuhggout the day and continued to loudly talik about my poop (the noise and smell) and the fact that i didn't wipe which elementary school kids seem to think is the most facsinating and funny thing in the world. Prety son most of the kids girls included heard about my massive crap, and it took me a while for people to finally forget.
Scott US Soccer Fan
Response to John-on-the-John
John,
Thanks for your nice comments about my posts. The thing was not so much that Tanner and I have seen each other pooping, it was more about just how incredibly BAD we had to unleash our piles and just how big and loud our shits were.
You were right about Tanner being a MUCH better companion to the bathroom than my Dad would have been. Tanner just happened to be with me as we and our Dads had gone separate ways at the Boat and RV Show and had agreed to meet up later. At first I wouldn't have wanted ANYONE to be with me in the bathroom as my dump was particularly urgent, big, loud, and stinky. But when I saw that the stalls were doorless, I was at least happy I could ask a friend to stand guard. My Dad would have told me to not be such a baby and just go since he was a Marine and always had to shit in front of his buddies.
I did get a pretty bad sprain in my right wrist during soccer season for 12 days which didn't keep me from playing, but I had to wear a cast and had to learn to do a lot of stuff left-handed including dressing myself, typing papers, and yes, even wiping my butt after taking a dump.
The first couple of times I took a poop at school, getting the paper off the roll and reaching under to clean up was pretty awkward and I had a couple near mishaps, but I eventually got the hang of it. I would have a lot of trouble with buttoning dress shirts, but I wore polos and my mom helped me get the bottom button. Getting unbuckled and unzipped to take a dump was never much of a problem, and I got myself trained in a reasonably short period on how to re-buckle my belt and re-zip my fly with just my left hand when I was done pooping. I practiced that maneuver a few times at home before trying to perform it at school!!whizzer
Mikes survey
1. Do you put paper on seat to poop in Public?
2.Guys do you pee in a toilet that has not been flushed?
3. do you flush after peeing?
4. females do you wipe your puss after peeing and pooping?
5. If a toilet dirty do you use?
6. Do you pee outside?
7. If you have to poop outside do up do it or go inside?
8. Do you use porta potties?
9 do you check your panties or/underpants after peeing/popping for spots?
10. have you ever used a handicapped toilet?
11. have you ever used opposites toilet when young/
Answers to survey
1. sometimes
2. Yes 3. Yes
4. Male
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. Yes will go outside
8. Yes
9. yes check underwear
10.Yes
11. don't rememberoldpoop
Bristol Stool Scale; to Jasmine K
I'm glad you learned of the Bristol Stool Scale from that nurse; it is a good tool when keeping track of your bowel movements (at a doctor's suggestion, I've been keeping a record for a few years). Whether you are addressing a particular issue (like constipation) or just tracking your pooping to correlate it with what you eat, how you exercise, or outside events (stress level, etc.), it is a good idea to notice what you do, when, and in what circumstances. Many years ago I was having a type of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) for which there were not many choices of medicine. I was prescribed a pill, but my doctor also told me to drink lots of water. I was surprised, because with IBS I had some diarrhea and near-diarrhea movements, which (it seemed to me) meant I already had sufficient water. He told me to keep track of my movements, especially with regard to the amount of water I drank. I followed directions, of course; soon the IBS symptoms started to ease, and eventually disappeared altogether. It seems I was constipated well up in the colon, and the diarrhea was sliding around that mass and coming out as IBS. Once the water helped soften and dislodge that poop, I was good to go. Several years after that, though, we took a trip to Germany. By then I had had an operation for bladder stones, and I was afraid to have too much water, which would make me pee too often (and touring in a foreign country made it hard to find places to go). Our hostess, a doctor, told me I must drink more water, and to please her, I did; but a month or so after we got home from that trip, I had a kidney stone, some of the worst pain in my life. How to keep myself from having another one? Keep the water flowing! That also made it easier to poop and harder to get really constipated. I have found it most helpful to keep the record of my bowel movements and to note their correlation with the other factors I mentioned above.Parris
To Melissa K
I just wanted to say I love your stories! I also wanted to ask if you have any stories about you being very gassy? Judging by your stories it sounds like you fart a lot lol
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Zip
Buddy watched me dump
I was at a fair in the local park with a buddy of mine. As soon as we met up, I told him I had to take a crap and we headed over to my favorite doorless toilets. I walked in and headed to the first toilet and he continued down, checking out the restroom. By the time he came back to my stall, I already had my white briefs and shorts down at my ankles, and had already unloaded quite a bit of crap. It was a bit noisy at times. He stood there and I told him, "I really had to go". He looked at the bowl between my legs and said, it looks like a snake down there. I'm pretty sure he was talking about the coiled up crap and not my penis, although I do pretty well in that department, too!
I looked down and lifted my junk out of the way and saw it was all coiled up. Then I said, "yeah it does. Here's another snake" and squeezed out some more crap while we were both looking into the bowl. We both kinda laughed about it. He stood there talking to me for a few minutes, as I peed and finished dumping. I then lifted my junk out of the way and wiped from the front, and then stood up and wiped. Another guy came in and my buddy waited outside for me as I finished up.
It was cool to be able to have a nice buddy dump like that!Tiffany
Hey guys , I'm back to repost another one of my BM stories.
So me and my parents just got done eating at a Chinese buffet. We were out in town so my parents and I went to watch a movie . As we went in I started to feel my stomach grumble. I hadn't had a BM in a while so if I went to the bathroom , it would be a big one. I said I wanted to see the great oz because I loved Disney movies. My parents bought me a ticket and I went into the movie theater. It was a very small theater and not many people were in there. I sat on the top row in the far corner near the exit. As soon as I sat down I released some gas which made me feel ten times better. As I was waiting, the movie theater soon became filled with people. A really cute boy suddenly sat right beside me and I blushed. He said his name was Ben and he was 16 years old. When the movie started I felt like I had to fart. So I lifted my leg slightly and pushed out some gas. Ben stared to pinch his nose and I copied him. I told him that it might of been the man who was sitting below us. During the the middle of the movie, I knew that it was time for a BM. I quickly scooted out the isles and headed for the bathroom . Since it was a small theater, there was a small bathroom with 5 stalls in it. There were four people waiting for a stall so I was fifth in line. My stomach was rumbling very loudly. All of a sudden the bathroom smelt horrible. The girl in the stall that I was waiting on was pooping. 2 girls that were peeing came out of the stall and the other two that were waiting replaced them. All of a sudden I could feel my poop creating a head. The girl I was waiting for opened her stall. I ran inside and she said "Wait! Don't go in-" I locked the door and was shocked to see a huge turd in the toliet and a little pebble of poo on the back of the toliet seat. The girl that came out of the stall ran out like no tommorrow . As I shocked I still sat down on the seat without my butt touching the back of it . I squeezed my butt cheeks as hard as I could. All of the girls in the stalls left so I quickly ran over too another stall to finish my business . I pushed real hard and a turd about 3 1/2 inches wide came out. I felt soo much better. Wiped my butt and went right back to my seat at the movie.Mr. Clogs
I have some questions for all of you
Hello everyone, I've got a question to ask you all. The question that I have is who uses more toilet paper, men or women? Another question I have is do you keep a bottle or some kind in of container in your car, truck, bus or van that you use for an emergency bladder relief? What do you do if you have to poop when your on the road driving or riding in a vehicle? Do you pull over to take a dump or just go in your pants and/or underwear?
Let me know what you think.
Comments:
Hopa: Welcome back and I enjoyed reading your post and hope you come back again.
dillon: Yeah I know that feeling when you had too much booze and some food. Things can get messy if you know what I mean.
Pat: I enjoyed your post about your get together with your friends at the luncheon. I hope the lady was al1 right and not too embarrassed by the whole ordeal.
That's all for now just some questions and comments.
Mr. Clogs
Details make a good story!
CAMPING RUINS EVERYTHING
i was at camp with my best friend who we will call X. I had stolen some immodium out of the cabinet. i knew the toilets at camp were nasty because i had been there before. since me and my friend were like sisters i decided to share my immodium with her. every day we had huge meals without thinking about it and after a week we were bloated and crampy and wanted everything OUT. we still had 4 days to go though and we had a bunch of recreational activities to do every day so everything hurt. after those terrible 11 days with no pooping we finally left camp and went our separate ways. as soon as i got home to welcome me home of COURSE they had to make a huge dinner. my fatal mistake was taking my laxative before dinner. about halfway through the dinner i had eaten a ton and my EVERYTHING was aching SOOOOOOO bad it was a miracle i could lift a fork to my mouth. then all of the sudden with no warning my stomach gave a lurch and i felt hot liquid rushing around EVERYWHERE inside me. it was rumbling and grumbling like it was REALLY angry but luckily no one heard. i ate as fast as i could which only made my stomach WAAAAAAY more angry at me. the second i was done i got up and slowly walked out of the room so i wouldnt look suspicious and so everything wouldnt come flooding out. as soon as i was out of sight i just ran as fast as i could and in my head said f walking slow!!!!! im running cuz im about to go NOW!!! as soon as i got to the bathroom with just my luck my sister was in there and told me it would be a while so i ran to my room and just sat on my bed clutching my butt. this probably wasnt the best idea because it put a lot of pressure on my stomach but i couldnt afford not to. 15 minutes later my sister walked into my room and i took my hand off my butt which almost made me go. she asked me why i was still waiting and that she been done for 10 minutes which made me so mad at myself because i thought she had been in there for the whole 30 minutes. i thanked her quickly for telling me (albeit not with the best timing) and ran to the toilet as fast as i could dignity gone out the window slammed the door and threw off my pants and underwear and parked my butt on the toilet. it all flowed out in a slushy gushing torrent and i was moaning and groaning and crying a little as that 11 days worth of heavy eating (which equalled about 15 days of normal eating) flew out of my butt. it took about half an hour. i just ssat there crying moaning and groaning. my mom decided to check up on me because unfortunately she had heard everything. she came in the bathroom because the door didnt have a lock and asked me if i was okay. she told me to get up and let her look at the water to see what it was. i got up and told her i had just taken the WORST poo of my life and that it wasnt even nealy over which was punctuated by a cramp that had me doubled over in half a second. she sat me back down and told me to just let it out and that i would feel much better when it was over and helped me through it. she got me some water and told me to drink it when i wasnt having a total monster poo. it took 2 hours and after she told me to go straight to bed and put a big bag contraption she made specifically for diarrhea. (she has a handy thing for every problem)basically, you put the straps around your waist and secure it with the velcro on the ends. its pretty much just underwear with a big compartment for poo. i went to sleep fast because i was really tired after that monster poo. about 2 hours later (10:00) i woke up with a warm feeling in my stomach. not taking any chances, i went staight to the bathroom because the diarrhea underwear is only supposed to hold you until you can get to the toilet. i let out a mall amount of diarrhea and felt better. i went back to bed and woke up thirty minutes later and did the same thing and woke up every thirty minutes until about midnight when i finally slept until morning. mom gave me breakfast in bed and told me to stay under the covers for the rest of the day and gave me the laptop so i wouldnt get bored. mom thought it was the camp food that did it so she called the mom of the best friend i had camped with to ask if she was having diarrhea too. she said that X was in the throes of a huge poo as we spoke. mom decided that next time she would send immodium to keep that from happening. the irony!
Anatomy student
Hello Elizabeth S.
You asked if it was "ok" to pee and poop outside. I love it. I pee outside regularly (I'm a dude and it is easy for us) but I have only pooped outside 5 times. All 5 times were very nice. Sure it stinks, but it is how we were meant to poo. Sit toilets cause 40 percent of bowel ailments I read once. I recommend trying it sometime. It falls out quick and usually doesn't mess up your butt like sitting on a toilet does. If you decide to try it, bring paper or tissue. Find a spot away from people and water sources. Pull everything to your knees and squat down, make sure you are prepared to finish before you stand up, and wipe before standing all the way up. I have ibs and there was no cramping and I did 10 minutes worth of poop in 1 minute comfortably.
Mike
My Survey for all
1. Do you put paper on the seat to Poop in public?
2. Guys do you pee in a toilet that has not been flushed?
3. Do you flush after peeing?
4. Females do you wipe your puss after peeing and pooping?
5. If a toilet is dirty do you use it?
6. Do you pee outside?
7. If you have to poop outside do you do it outside or go inside?
8. Do you use Port-potties?
9. Do you check your panties/underpants after peeing/pooping for spots?
10. Have you ever used a handicapped toilet?
11. Have you ever used the opposites toilet when was young?
Here are my answers to my survey.
1. Yes sometime
2. Sometimes
3. Yes at work and sometimes at home
4. n/a
5. If I have to go bad
6. Sometimes
7. I will go inside or to a Port-potty
8. Yes
9. Most of the time after pooping
10. No
11. Yes
John-on-the-John
Scott US Soccer Fan
I liked your accounts of your 2 stories - one of you seeing Tanner, and Tanner seeing you, sitting there, performing your functions. I also note that on your trip with your dads, it was Tanner you wanted to be with you, and not your Dad. I would have felt the same. I have never liked to use the toilet with my dad, even standing with him at a urinal.
I remember my best school pal Pete and I liked to see each other sitting with our short trousers (and then long ones) around our ankles, doing our plops at each other's houses, when our mums were out at work or shopping. Ours was upstairs in a semi-detached house. Pete's was in the yard, in an older English terraced house, like my Granny's. Both my Granny and Pete had wooden seats, so not too cold to sit on. This was a short period of eccentricity on our part, though several years later I was glad of it. I fell and broke my right hand wrist, and refused to let my parents anywhere near. Fortunately they were understanding, and let Pete come and stay, so that I could go to school as usual. This included helping me to get dressed and undressed, helping me to shower with my 'poorly wrist' covered up, and, as I was right-handed, wiping the part of my anatomy which is 'king' every morning. This trauma led me - and Pete - to train ourselves to use our left hand, and we became ambidextrous gradually in other activities, including writing.
So good can come out of adversity.
Chrissy
Taking a huge shit in the bushes
Hey all. I'm Chrissy, I'm 23 and live in central Maine. This happened last December. I was snowed in one Friday night, my power had been knocked out and I was in my bedroom reading with candlelight. I had been feeling the urge to pee/take a dump for hours (I hadn't taken a shit in four days so my need to poop was worse than my need to piss) but my toilet wasn't working (it picked that night, of all nights, to break) and I was waiting until late to go outside and relieve myself behind a huge bush right by my steps so there'd be no chance of being seen. At around 1:00 AM I began to doze off but woke abruptly ten minutes later when I felt my massive dump turtlehead against my panties. I grabbed baby wipes and gingerly walked downstairs to my front door, and out to my front porch. I noticed how still it was outside because of the heavy snow, how quiet, and decided to shit next to the bush instead of behind it. I hurriedly pulled my thong and yoga pants down and squatted as a vigorous stream of piss flowed from me. It burned but it felt soooooo good. There really is nothing like having a much needed urination. Even before my pee stopped my turd began to inch out. I let go a thick fart before I heard the crackling. I was expelling five days of shit so my hole was stretched to its limit as this monster was making its way out. I moaned quite loudly, I was so grateful I didn't poop my pants and while it was a little painful, I was so relieved that it slightly aroused me. My mega turd finally broke off after about seventeen inches and I wiped, throwing them in the trash and looking at my creation. My poop was curled in a large semicircle. Seventeen inches at least, and looked to be two inches thick. Smooth in places, knobby in others. Very dark brown. I typically have very large BMs but this was something else. Thinking of my friend Valerie, who sometimes had pee holding contests with me, I used my phone to snap a picture and sent it to her with snarky caption. I have many other stories I'd love to share. Does anyone have a similar experience?Weekend Golfer
Peeing on the Golf Course
So today the weather got nice and it was about time to play the first round of golf of the year. subsequently this led to lots of water and needing to pee without easy access to bathrooms. on the course its normal to go to forest line and relive ones self when needed. so today required me to make two pitstops and water the forest.
Does anyone else have stories about needing to pee while golfing? men and women?
Gemma
Made it just in time
I'm only 13, so I hope I'm allowed to post here. Anyway, last summer, my mum enrolled me in a football camp. One Saturday, I started to need a poo towards the end of the lesson. It wasn't too bad, so I just ignored it. When the lesson was finally over, I had to go pretty bad. Unfortunately, all we had available were nasty port-a-loos. I was pretty desperate, and I knew I hadn't done a poo in close to a week, but I just couldn't bring myself to use the filthy awful porta-a-loo.
I figured I would just go at home, since it's just a twenty minute walk. I could hold it that long, I was sure. The walk was agony, and I'm sure it took me a lot longer than usual, because I was being careful not to poo my pants. But somehow I made it, and I unlocked the door and headed straight off to the toilet. Only my sister was in there. "Why today", I thought?
I knocked and asked if she'd been done soon. She said a few more minutes, she was almost done. I did everything in my power to hold back my poo. Unfortunately for me, my sister's definition of "almost done" apparently wasn't the same as mine. I was starting to lose control, with my poo poking out several times. I was able to suck it back in every time, but my sister still was in the toilet.
Suddenly though, I couldn't hold it back any longer and I felt a poo slide out of my bum and into my pants. I was able to stop and not do the whole thing, luckily, but I knew I would any second. Finally, I heard the blissful sound of a flush, and I couldn't even wait for her to come out. I opened the door and ran in. She was pulling up her pants and skirt. I said "Sorry about that, I just REALLY have to poo!"
She got out of the way and I practically threw myself on the loo. I began to poo straightaway. My sister was washing her hands but could see the piece of poo in my pants. She told me she was sorry for taking so long and making me poo myself. I said it was alright, she had to go as well. She finished washing her hands and left me alone.
I had already done quite a few big pieces that came out very quickly, one after the other. I scooped the piece out of my pants into the toilet, and when I looked between my legs I saw a tonne of poo in the pan. I knew I had best flush, because I could feel so much more poo inside me. I flushed before letting out several more pieces.
I continued to poo, loading the loo full and needing to flush three more times before I felt totally empty. Then I needed to wipe a lot to get clean. It was a very messy poo. I left the toilet feeling so much better and went to my bedroom.Melissa K
Story of my biggest poo ever
I remember someone asking about my biggest and smelliest poop ever. It was 2 summers ago (2011) when I was at camp. I had a huge appetite around that age, and when I went to camp, I hadnt gone in 4 days. When I got there, I ate a ton of food. The girls in my cabin all were shy about pooping. I only remember knowing when one of them, Emily, pooped, and she clogged the toilet with a 2 foot long turd. So naturally I held it in to avoid embarrassment, and the dirty bathrooms.
Eventually on the fourth day I just couldn't hold it anymore and I was in pain. That evening, I was struggling to keep the poop in, and when it was bedtime, I stayed awake until well after everyone was asleep. At about midnight, I snuck to the bathrooms. I sat down, pulled down my panties and pants, and pushed as a big turd slid out of me. I groaned as a thick lump popped through, and then the turd fell out, coiling around the bowl, followed by a soft fart. I strained again really hard, and another thick, but softer turd oozed out, draping over the top of the pile. At this point I didn't even have to push anymore, it all came out on its own. But damn it felt so good! More thick, brown sausages slid out of my butt, and I was wondering when it was going to stop. Might as well enjoy it while it lasts. By this time there was a huge pile of poo in the toilet. The stench was unbelievable. I pushed as another long thick curling turd oozed out, and I felt a warm gooey mess against my butt. I stood up, and the toilet (not very big to begin with) was filled with a massive pile of smelly poop! I started panicking, because I still had to go more. So I left the bathroom and went behind it, by the woods, and pushed out the rest of my load. More big, long turds fell out, piling up, until I let out a huge but quiet fart, and I was done. I took some toilet paper and wiped, which took almost half the roll. Then I snuck back to my cabin and got a good night's rest, feeling much better and lighter. When I woke up in the morning, there was a crowd of girls around the bathroom. I got about 50 feet away and I could smell my dump. They all thought that a group of girls had pooped in the toilet, and were really fascinated but disgusted. I just kept quiet and went along with everybody else. In the daylight I could see how huge it was. A bunch of thick brown turds with flies buzzing all around it. Then someone yelled, "Ewww! There's more poop here!" and found my pile behind the bathrooms. Later that day, all the counselors got mad at the girls and asked which cabin was responsible. No one fessed up, and they cleaned it all up. So that was my biggest and smelliest poop ever.
Love, Melissa :)
Little Mandi
Hey guys its been a while. I haven't had much time to post. I've been busy.
Lately,its been hard to poop. When I first start going all that comes out is small pebbles then finally the big log comes out. Its kind of annoying. I'm thinking about taking some fiber supplements to get more regular.
I'm bores so I'm gonna do the survey that someone posted. I don't think I did this one.
1. Do you enjoy pooping?
No,not really. I mean it feels good sometimes but I don't really enjoy it.
2. what is your favorite position when passing a BM?
I don't have a favorite position. I just sit normally on the toilet with my hands usually in my lap.
3. Do you get stomach aches before you BM? Are they severe?
Sometimes I do. Usually,its only a small pain.
4. How many times a day do you poop?
I don't poop very often. I usually go once every two or three days.
5. What was the longest poop you ever did?
Maybe about 30 minutes. I'm a fast pooper unless I'm sick or constipated.
6. Do you find pooping relaxing?
No.
7. Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Do you yell in pain when it hurts?
I rarely grunt. Only if I'm extremely constipated.
8. How often do you get constipated?
I get constipated quite often.
9. What was the longest time you were ever constipated for?
7 days. It was horrible.
10. After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and it finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief?
I don't yell,I just usually give a long sign.
11. Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? If so, are they severe and how long do they last?
I rarely get really bad stomach aches.
12. Are you gassy when you poop?
Sometimes,not usually though.
13. Do you look forward to taking a dump?
No.
14. What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)?
Besides the occasional cramp,I usually fart a lot and get a heavy feeling in my stomach sometimes.
15. Do you ever lie down after taking a loooong dump because you feel week or tired?
No.
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping?
Yes a few times after being constipated from all the pushing.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible?
I like to be as fast as possible. I don't like hogging up the bathroom.
18. When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative?
Prune juice. Thats the only thing i've ever tried to help me poop.
19. Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry?
I've never cried but I came close to it once.
20. How often do you have diahrea?
I never get diarrhea. My poop is always rock solid.
21. When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.)
Just my normal way. Sitting normal with my hands in my lap.
22. Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out?
Yeah,if I'm having a hard time I press on my lower stomach while pushing.
23. Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or to help yourself poop?
Yeah I do that quite often.
24. How do you feel about having someone poop with you, like to keep you company?
I never had someone keep me company while I poop. I'm very shy about it. I don't think I'd be able to go with someone in the bathroom with me.
25. How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diahrea, etc.?
I like my privacy. I don't even tell anyone if I'm not feeling good or having a hard time.
26. After a long, hard poop, diahrea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage?
I never had a stomach massage.
27. Do your stomach aches continue even after you have pooped?
Not usually. Only if i'm sick.
28. How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Has this ever happened to you more than twice in a row (for the same dump)?
This has happened to me a few times. Not more that twice in a row for the same one.Star
For Jasmin K
Jasmin K, your last post was a great story of relief for those who regularly suffer from constipation. It must have felt great as you said, to get all that poop out, even though it was very difficult for you. Those dreaded pebbles are so hard to get out, aren't they? I suspect your pebbles were some of the knobs and other hard bits and pieces from the tip of that big knobby 8 incher you passed since they came out first. And you also got lucky that all the pushing you had to do to get that big turd out stimulated some newer softer poop that you were also able to get rid of, otherwise that probably would have stayed further up your intestine and eventually turn into more hard knobby poop and pebbles. You should feel proud. :)
Sunday, April 21, 2013