BrentC
To Mitch
Mitch, we have a lot in common. I am a long time dulcolax suppository user. I, too, have had chronic constipation since my teen years, and it has gotten worse over the years. I usually poop twice a week - and usually require "help" from a suppository, an oral lax, or a Fleet enema. In a typical month, I use four or five suppositories.
You provide the most accurate description of the discomfort that a Dulcolax stimulant suppository induces that I have ever read. I think I have a description somewhere on this site from back in the late '90s. but yours is better. I have a love-hate relationship with those things. I dread having to take one, but after it is done working, I always feel better. I do have one question. Do you ever get "aftershocks" from them? Often, later in the morning, I will get a strong urge to fart, but it turns out to be a load of mucous, or sometimes even some poop. That is obviously an issue if I am at work. Also, do they give you what I call "dry heaves" of the colon? Even after they have finished making me poop, I keep getting these terrible cramps and urges to unload, but there is nothing to unload. This often goes on for 30 minutes after I finish my dump.
I haven't tried the docusol mini-enemas, but I have used Microlax mini-enemas. They are in the same kind of tiny squeeze tube as docusol. Microlax is not sold in the US. I first discovered them in the UK. I was on a trip and got really constipated. I went to the "chemist" to buy some dulcolax suppositories, but the chemist suggested that I might want to try Microlax instead. I was skeptical, but administered one in my hotel room. I was amazed at the results. It started working completely in 12 minutes. I filled the toilet with softened poop with almost no discomfort. No burning, no churning cramps. Just a strong and building urge to poop. And, instead of spending 30 minutes on the toilet in pain, I was done in five minutes. The relief was awesome. Best of all, there were no aftershocks. I was able to leave my hotel and go about my day. Unfortunately, Microlax is not sold in the US. I have been able to get it from an online pharmacy in the UK, but the process takes a while and is expensive. I would be interested to know if the docusol mini-enemas are roughly the same thing.
Marieke
I have just been sailing on the Nile with one of those traditional small boats (feluccas). No toilet on board. Everyone had to go to toilet outdoor, even to open the bowels. We were 14 persons in our boat and where we stayed during the night several other boats also were staying. It was not easy to find privacy, especially in the morning. You just had to take the roll of toilet paper and walk away and hope for the best. I think everyone did so, but nobody talked about it.
F.
i'm a 20 yrs old boy from italy and... well, i have to tell this to someone, i just have. and this totally looks like the right place... please excuse my bad english. anyway, yesterday night i was alone at home, doing nothing, so i decided to take a bath. so i was in the bath like normal, smoking a cigarette. i live in an apartment, and there is a wall of my bathroom that is the same wall of the bathroom of the apartment nearby, that's the wall where the bath is. and i heard the usual noises coming from the other bathroom, someone walking in and closing the door. but... i decided to put my ear on the wall this time to see what i could hear. i heard someone looking for something in the bathroom, toilet paper i guess, then i heard her voice... in the apartment nearby there is a couple, and she's a sexy 35 yrs old woman, red haired, nice face, large hips and a wonderful ass. and, when i meet her outside, she's the most educated, nice, gentle person i know. i heard her sitting on the toilet, then his husband knocked at the bathroom's door, and she said what can be translated with "no... i need to take a shit!" and i was like... what the actual ????. she can't be her... "i need to take a shit!", that's just unrealistic. but that was her voice. then she started to pee loudly. then i heard some little farts, they sounded like gunshots but were not very loud. and then, a huge, loud fart and then she sighed. then she said something like "just concentrate..." and then i heard some small, loud plops. i thought, no big deal, she's constipated, like every other woman on the planet. but then she started to push and strain and i couldn't hear any plop. after a minute or so she said what can be translated with "oh my god... such a massive turd" and started to push and strain again for another minute, saying "ouch" every ten seconds or so. and then i heard one of the loudest plops i've ever heard... i don't know which kind of turd she dropped but it must've been very big, very hard and very heavy. the she sighed again and said "that was big..." and i'm again like... what. the. actual. ????. then she wiped and when her husband knocked again at the door she opened and said something like "i know... it smells so bad..." and when the husband entered i let the water flow not to hear him and smoked another cigarette. i really don't know what the hell am i gonna do when i'll meet her again, i don't know if i will laugh in her face. all i know is that the sensation was beyond surprise when i heard such a gentle educated woman say "i need to take a shit", "massive turd" and "that was big"
Friday, May 03, 2013
Hey everyone ,I'm new here..would like to know if any of you have any porta potty stories or aeroplane toilet stories .. I'm fascinated with pooping ..so please people post some stories !! :)
Jas
Pee at the same time
One time at bible school me and my cousin Marklee and two other boys where peeing in the same toilet at the same time. We where around 6 at the time. And it was the first time I saw someone that wasn't circumcised. And I was like WHAT!
By the way. What ever happened to Car Mom!
Mitch
To Charlie --
When I need an enema or suppository, I do it in the bathroom when I'm doing my morning routine. I do it to myself, although I don't mind when my wife catches me in the act. The suppository usually takes effect after two cups of black coffee and some toast, while a fleet enema is obviously much faster. The docusol tubes are great. I've kept an eye out for them and found a rite-aid a few miles from where I live that also sell them. They're fast enough that they work in the time it takes me to shave!TNGuy
I normally don't post a lot, but over the past 2 weeks my poops have had no shape or form and have been messier than usual. Today that finally changed and I had not pooped since mid-day Saturday. I woke up to go pee and initially my urge to poop grew stronger. So I made my way to the toilet and sat down I started to push and I was greeted with a log that seemed to be fairly long. I looked in the toilet and saw a 9" long with some mush on the top. I wiped a few times and flushed.
Happy Pooping!!!European Traveler
Interesting story
Hi all first time posting but I had a very interesting story.
Travelling abroad for a long weekend. Near the hotel I was playing I frequented a pub for a few meals and drinks. The first time part way through I felt the need for a shit and went off to the mens. I followed 3 ladies in and was surprised when the toilets were actually unisex. 2 Cucibles marked mens and ladies (one each) and 2 urinals in full view
The ladies were a little surprised and I was little embarrased as me waiting made it clear I needed a poo. I tried to break the ice and said slightly unusual and not to worry about mens and ladies just use both cubicles.
They agreed and said I assume your not just pee shy, to which I laughed slightly and said no, I'd happily pee if thats all I needed.
both cubicles were taken and we had to wait. There was actually a gent in the gents and he was taking a decent stinky shit. In the next cubicle a lady was finishing off a pee and I think changing a tampon. She flushed not long after and the blond 40 yr old went in. She also only needed to pee and wasn't in too long. She flushed came out and this let the redhead in who was about 40 as well. She apologised for any smell as she went in and not long after that she started poohing soft sludge. It started to stink and combined with the gent the place was starting to reek. Shortly after that the gent finally finished and the other blonde got in. She looked a little younger and she went in to replace the gent who had a good clearout. Her friend was still going strong and she joined her with a poo.
Just then another lady came in, in her 50's. She seemed surprised as well with the situation. I said Hi quite unusual to try and break the ice. She smiled back a little awkwardly and said Ja. A man came into piss as well but didn't seem bothered
Both ladies were having a good clear out and for 3-4 minutes both were taken. Finally the ladies one became free and I asked if the lady wanted to go first as I would be a while (and it was the ladies after all). She smiled and said thanks as she was quite desperate.
Not long after that the other lady finished came out apologising for the wait. I said don't worry and went in. My pooh was pretty desperate and it started to come pretty soon after I sat. I also had to do something else as this had been quite an interesting experience. The german lady finished pretty quickly and a gent used the ladies as the gents was taken
As I was going I could see the shadow of ladys heels waiting for the toilet and for both of us to complete our poohs. I finally finished and flushed and left feeling very relieved and happy. The lady took no time using my toiletCharlie
To Mitch--
I've had trouble with constipation most of my life too. I used Fleet enemas and Fleet suppositories for many years until I discovered the enema bag. I have heard about the docusol enemas, but have never tried them. Do you have someone else administer your enemas, or do you do them yourself? I'd love to hear more about your constipation issues and treatments
Shana
Squat poopster
@ Julie: Nice little story there. Keep them coming!
XXX Shana.
(I've been away for a little while, but nothing much out of the ordinary happened..)
Tyler
For Steven A.
Wow Steven....I would have soooo loved to have seen that pop-can sized poop! I haven't seen aytone's poop like that in a long long time.
Do you think it was a kid? Imagine how long it must have been since he'd gone.....and just think about how much space inside of him it must have taken up. Most kid's stomaches aren't big enough to hold something that big without it protruding out....
He must have an enlarged colon.....people get that from not pooping often enough....the poop just gets packed in there and the colon swells...bigger and bigger.
Maybe it was the exercise of being in the pool that finally caused him to feel an urge?
Probably after he went....it was a long time before he had to go again....all that space to fill up.....
I just got finished going.....kinda a medium sized....soft one. How about you? You have an urge at school today like usual?Abbie
Latest news
Hi everyone, sorry I haven't posted for a while, I've had loads on and just haven't found the time. I will post about how things have been going for me recently after a few comments and a survey response.
Jasmin K- glad you were eventually able to go for a poo at school, hope you can keep it up. I know what you mean, its not easy if you need to spend a while on the loo as quite often there isn't enough time, I get the same problem as I usually need at least 15 minutes for a poo even if I'm not too constipated which means its impossible to go at morning break and can even be tricky at lunchtime with all the other stuff there is going on! Like you I find it better to get in early and try to have a poo before class as I can take my time and I'm more likely to be able to finish off comfortably without having to rush and still feeling like theres more to come. I hate it when that happens as I then spend the rest of the day not sure if I still want a poo or not.
Gemma- welcome to the site and I enjoyed your first post, sorry to hear that you pooed your pants but at least it didn't all come out. Don't feel too bad as I have had the same thing happen a few times myself and I get marks in my pants quite a lot because my poo starts to poke out when I'm desperate. I look forward to hearing more stories if you have any.
Now my responses to a survey:
1.Do you enjoy pooping? Yes
2.What is your favorite position when passing a BM? Sitting on the loo
3.Do you get stomach aches before you poop? Are they severe? Sometimes if I'm constipated
4.How many times a day do you poop? I usually have a poo every two or three days on average
5.What is the longest poop you ever did? Not sure- sometimes it comes up right out of the water a long way!
6.Do you find pooping relaxing? Yes unless I'm really constipated
7.Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Yes but I try not to if I'm having a poo at school or in public as its embarrassing.
8.How often do you get constipated? Quite a lot, but even when I'm not I still have to push quite hard as my poo is always quite hard and dry.
9.What was the longest time you were constipated for? about a week
10.After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? No but I do moan or groan after straining hard or for a long time.
11.Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? Not really.
12.Are you gassy when you poop? Yes but not that often.
13.Do you look forward to taking a dump? Yes.
14.What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? A full feeling and pressure on my bum.
15.Do you ever lie down after taking a long dump because you feel weak or tired? Ocasionally.
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? Yes.
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? I like to take my time if I can.
18.When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? Eat lots of fruit and drink loads of water and pull my bum cheeks apart when I'm trying to poo.
19.Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? No but its been close sometimes if I'm badly constipated.
Today I got to school early, I was hoping I'd start to feel the urge for a poo as I realised I hadn't been for a couple of days and didn't want to end up constipated again. Luckily as I was eating breakfast in our canteen I started to get a heavy feeling in my belly and knew I'd have to visit the toilet before lessons started. After I'd eaten I went to the girls loos next door and started to queue for a cubicle, I was getting pretty desperate by then and was just doing my best to stand still, I was hoping my poo wouldn't end up poking out and making my pants dirty. The girl in front of me was squirming around and just then she farted quite loudly, I felt embarrassed for her as that made it pretty obvious what she needed! Two cubicles opened up next to each other so I went in and locked the door, there were a few streaks of poo in the bowl but otherwise it was clean. I lifted my skirt and dropped my black tights and orange pants to my thighs before sitting and starting to wee. I looked over to the cubicle next door and saw the girls skirt and pink spotty pants at her feet, she was weeing a loud stream and letting out some more farts as she did so. I finished my wee and could already feel a fat log slowly coming out of my bum, it felt massive and I knew I'd have to push hard which I started to do quietly. Next door I heard some loud plops as the girl got her poo to drop, she finished with some more wee and then I heard her starting to wipe her bottom. I was still straining, I could feel more and more of the poo coming but it was getting wider and wider and stretching my poor bumhole to its limit. I caught my breath and did my best not to grunt as I bore down, by now I had a new neighbour who weed and then stayed sitting so I guessed she needed a poo as well, just then I heard her catching her breath and grunting slightly so I knew she was pushing too. By now I could feel the log was half way out, knowing that my neighbour was straining made it a bit less embarrassing so I made some hard pushes which meant I had no choice but to grunt but luckily by now my neighbour was making a bit of noise as well so at least I wasn't alone. After another few minutes I could feel the widest part of my log was through and then not long after I felt it moving faster before splashing into the bowl. I felt another log start to come out but luckily that one required less effort than the first one and it was soon plopping down into the water too. The girl next to me did a loud grunt and then shortly after sighed with releaf as her poo made a plop. I felt empty so took some paper and wiped my bum before pulling up my pants and tights and letting down my skirt. I left my cubicle shortly before my neighbour and started to wash my hands, a few seconds later she joined me at the sinks and smiled shyly at me. Hope you enjoyed this story, will post again soon, bye for now!Asian-Bro
First Post
On the weekends I went to one of the local sports clubs for lunch and for studying (I'm 16 btw, guy). This club in particular always fascinated me, as in its bathrooms. The toilets were usually small with about 3-cubicles max., lots of urinals and sinks, and somehow (think becos the walls are made of marble and the depth of the toilet) you can hear every sound that happens there, so makes it a good place to chill out and listen to some good plops. The lunch had made me feel a bit urgent for a dump so I went to the small, 3 cubicle toilet at the reception area. I went in, sat down and waited for my audience. Lots of people came to pee, sadly, plus some of them came in to pee in the stalls, which was like a false alarm... By then my poop was starting to inch out, I was about thinking that I should just poop, when suddenly someone burst in. As the guy came to the first stall he let out this real juicy fart, then checked the stall and went in. I think he was trying to line the seat with tp, cos the whole time he was pulling out the tp (could see the shadow and hear the rustle) he let out lots of farts- Phwp!Phwp!Phwp!Parrrrpppp! Then he dropped his pants and sat down in one motion, and let out some awesome pre-soft poop farts, like the ones that go PhwpParrpppPwoooopppParrpp!Ploppp and had some cool soft poop. I decided to add some of my own and dropped a 5" turd that dropped in with a loud plop and some smaller loud turds. We wiped and flushed at the same time and went out. The guy was around 45ish I think, wearing shorts and shoes. He looked kinda embarrased and looked away as he washed his hands then went out. I went into his stall and it smelled rather normal, strangely...
Someone's Survey
1.Do you enjoy pooping? Yes
2.What is your favorite position when passing a BM? Leaning back, squatting
3.Do you get stomach aches before you poop? Are they severe? Sometimes/Sometime they are severe
4.How many times a day do you poop? 2 times a day, sometimes 3-5 time a week
5.What is the longest poop you ever did? 30 minutes
6.Do you find pooping relaxing? Yes
7.Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Sometime I do
8.How often do you get constipated? Sometimes
9.What was the longest time you were constipated for? 4 Days
10.After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? No I try to push it out, worst comes to worse I use an enema
11.Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? Sometimes I do but they go away after I poop
12.Are you gassy when you poop? Sometimes
13.Do you look forward to taking a dump? Yes
14.What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? Farting and rumbling of my stomach
15.Do you ever lie down after taking a long dump because you feel weak or tired? No
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? Sometimes
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? If I have the time, I'd like to stay longer to listen to people pooping. At school I tend to take about 5 mins. I dun really like to miss out some part of the lesson.
18.When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? Usually enema
19.Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? Sometimes when I get diarrhea.
20.How often do you have diarrhea? Depends what I eat, quite often
21.When on the bowl taking a dump, what do you think is the most comfortable position (i.e. Leaning Back, head between your knees, straight up with your hands on the side of the bowl, etc.) Leaning back, reading or on my knees
22.Do you push on your stomach to get the poop out? No
23.Do you ever massage your stomach to help a stomach ache or help yourself poop? No
24.How do you feel about someone poop with you, like to keep you company? I will like it in public but not at home. I tend to be like a dog, not doing my business at home alone.
25.How do you feel about someone talking you through constipation, a rough poop, diarrhea, etc.? I enjoy it and some of my friends dun mind talking to me about theirs
26.After a long, hard poop, diarrhea, constipation, or even when you have the stomach flu/bug, would you enjoy a stomach massage? No but maybe
27.Do your stomach aches continues even after you have pooped? Sometimes especially during food poisoning
28.How often do you get off the bowl, and then realize as you walk away from the bathroom that you weren't done? Sometimes.
I love this site!! Happy Pooping guys!!
Asian-BroBrandon T
comments & stuff
To: Grace great pee story.
To: Pat its nice see you guys are doing good.
To: Lara it sounds like you and your friends a tough time but at least you helped eachother out.
To: Abby great outdoor pooping story.
Well thats all for now .
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this site
Wednesday, May 01, 2013
Unknown Dumper
Cheap Toilet Paper
Don't you just hate chrap toilet paper? No matter how big your dumps are, you're wiping your buttocks, when you feel a nasty sensation on your hand...you know that your hand has gone through it. That's what happened to me; I used some shower soap on the toilet paper and soaked it sightly in some water to wipe my bum. It felt good afterwards as I soaked on end of a long towel in water and washed and dried my hieney. I had to wash my hand several times to make the smell and stench go away, too. If anyone has experinced cheap toilet paper, please let me know.
Carrie
Runny poo in the shower
So yesterday morning, I got in the shower, started washing my hair when suddenly I felt strong stomach cramps. I'd had a bellyache since I woke up, but these cramps felt worse and I suddenly had a very urgent need to poo. I turned round, switched off the shower and jumped onto the toilet, still dripping wet. I clutched my churning stomach and gently strained. I let out a loud, very wet, fart. This was quickly followed by a gush of runny poo and some more runny sharts. I moaned as more diarrhoea splattered into the toilet. When I eventually felt empty ish, I flushed and got back in the shower. I carefully rinsed my messy bum, leaving golden brown streaks on the floor of the shower. As I washed, the water must have squirted up my bum as I suddenly let out a wet fart and an uncontrollable gush of diarrhoea that splatted loudly onto the shower floor. I groaned and jumped back on the toilet for more waves.
I'm still having diarrhoea now..think I might have rotavirus? Does anyone else have any stories of their upset stomachs giving out on them in a random place? I would love to hear them!
Pat
WHEW!!!!
Artiss did her typical thing yesterday in not peeing before leaving the hospital where she volunteers once a week and having it turn into an emergency by the time she got home. I heard the brakes slam on her car in the driveway, and I knew what was next. Sure enough, I heard the car door slam, and the sound of her spike heels clattering across the pavement outside, before the door burst open and she tore across the kitchen floor and into the bathroom, where she only threw the folding door half-shut. The rustling of clothing as her skirt went up and her undies came down, then the creak of her settling on the seat before the floodgates opened, releasing their urine with a heavy sound of pressure which lasted a full minute straight before tapering off. All this time, Artiss let of with a long, soft AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! of relief. Finally, she was done, then the tearing and wiping of TP, the rustling of clothing once again, and finally the flushing of the toilet, followed by the sound of running water as she washed her hands before finally emerging and saying it all with her lips formed into a silent gesture of exhaling. She really does wait too long before peeing, and I wish she wouldn't do that-I don't think it's healthy for the bladder and kidneys. She's already got enough problems with her bowels, was on and off the pot yesterday afternoon with the "oh lords", she was out working in the garden and had to rush in a couple of times with the sound of liquid diarrhea and her voice muttering "oh lord!" between cramps. She's doing much better today.I sometimes tease my gf saying that girls don't poop, because she's very...protective of her poop. Yesterday we were texting each other and in the middle of our convo she said she'd gone to take a shit. I denied it. Then she replied saying she took a picture of it, but she deleted it, saying that I'd probably just say it was someone else's.
How can I convince her in the future to be more open about this kind of thing. She'd never send me that kind of thing before...
TNGuy
I normally don't post a lot, but over the past 2 weeks my poops have had no shape or form and have been messier than usual. Today that finally changed and I had not pooped since mid-day Saturday. I woke up to go pee and initially my urge to poop grew stronger. So I made my way to the toilet and sat down I started to push and I was greeted with a log that seemed to be fairly long. I looked in the toilet and saw a 9" long with some mush on the top. I wiped a few times and flushed.
Happy Pooping!!!Grace
To Hopa:
I really enjoy your stories. I too like the ones about pee and since there aren't really any on here I have never posted thinking no one would be interested. You asked about other weird childhood bathroom habits and I had some. It all started when I was about six and I was at a fair with my mom and older sister. i had to pee and my mom told my sister to take me to the bathroom. The bathrooms were really far and my sister was lazy and didn't want to walk that far, so she stopped in the parking lot and told me to pee there. I didn't want to but she said she wasn't going to walk to the bathroom so that was my only choice. i squatted down beside a car, but could not go even though I really had to. My sister took that to mean I didn't really have to go and started walking away so I pulled up my pants without peeing and followed her. I couldn't ask to go again so I held it the rest of the day and ended up peeing my pants on the ride home. I found I enjoyed the feeling warm peeing soaking my pants and also wondered what it would have felt like to pee outside. A few weeks later I was outside playing and had to go. I decided to squat down behind our shed and peed there. I found I really enjoyed that too and decided I would pee outside as often as I could. I would pee outside all the time and would also pee my pants on the regular and say it was an accident. I also found I liked peeing in jars and cups in my room, especially the clear ones so i could see the pee. I am now 16 and I still pee weird places. Keep the pee stories coming and I will start posting some of mine.
Sorry guys my last post was for SnozberryThis is my response to the survey:
1. Do you put paper on a seat in a public toilet? No, when I pee but I do when I crap.
2. Do you pee in a toilet that has not been flushed? To save time when I go between classes I do, but if I'm going to crap I do because I sometimes will get a splash back.
3. Do you flush after peeing? Yes, put I give it one try and too many of the flushers at my school are broken or loose.
4. Do you wipe your puss after peeing or pooping? Definitely after I poop, but not always when I pee because there isn't always time.
5. Do you use a dirty toilet? Sometimes I have no choice at school or I will either go in my pants or be late to class.
6. Do you pee outside? A couple of times I have, but I usually find some runs down my legs.
7. Do you poop outside? Only once. I had to do it twice in an hour in order to get it all out.
8. Do you use porta potties? Yes, but my mom doesn't like me using them.
9. Do you check your pants/underpants for spots? Sometimes.
10. Have you ever used a handicapped toilet? Only in an emergency because they are too high to be comfortable sitting on.
11. Have you ever used the opposites' toilet when you were young. Yes, I was about 6 and my dad and I were at a football game.
Shana
Squat poopster
@ Julie: Nice little story there. Keep them coming!
XXX Shana.
(I've been away for a little while, but nothing much out of the ordinary happened..)Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Julie first welcome to the site and people need to be patient when someone needs to poop rushing them dont help.
To: Annie great story about your big poops its hard to say why they hurt.
To: Megan great story it sounds like you and those other girls had good poops.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this siteCharlie
To Mitch--
I've had trouble with constipation most of my life too. I used Fleet enemas and Fleet suppositories for many years until I discovered the enema bag. I have heard about the docusol enemas, but have never tried them. Do you have someone else administer your enemas, or do you do them yourself? I'd love to hear more about your constipation issues and treatmentsUnknown Dumper
Cheap Toilet Paper
Don't you just hate chrap toilet paper? No matter how big your dumps are, you're wiping your buttocks, when you feel a nasty sensation on your hand...you know that your hand has gone through it. That's what happened to me; I used some shower soap on the toilet paper and soaked it sightly in some water to wipe my bum. It felt good afterwards as I soaked on end of a long towel in water and washed and dried my hieney. I had to wash my hand several times to make the smell and stench go away, too. If anyone has experinced cheap toilet paper, please let me know.
Monday, April 29, 2013
Pat
Turds for two
Me and Artiss went for a drive after church last Sunday out into the country, and she showed me the farm where she grew up, which is now abandoned, but the buildings remain, including the family outhouse, which turned out not to be a two seater, but a THREE, due to the large size of Artiss' family (10 kids). She told me stories of her and her sisters would sit in there together and laugh, joke, and tell stories while they relieved themselves. Also, stories like the one where they ate too many plums and three little bottoms were planted on the holes all afternoon. Or where she came around the corner into the outhouse to discover her mother, who had just come from town with her father and apparently had to shit really bad, but hadn't been quite fast enough in making it, standing in there with her skirt and half-slip hanging on a nail while she held her underwear and girdle over the middle hole, dumping large amounts of shit down into the abyss below. She remembers after that that "Mother went down to the creek that flows behind here, took off all of her clothing and waded into the creek to wash her dirty bottom off in the cool swirling waters. I remember seeing her clothing hanging on the bushes and how she used moss from the creek bank as a wash rag of sorts to clean her buttocks, thighs and crotch. Oh was she dirty, poop was smeared all the way down to her ankles.The she had me play look-out while she came back out of the water and stood there stark naked on shore while she re-dressed herself above the waist and had me go on ahead of her up to the house to make sure the coast was clear. She had me carry the soiled clothing as well, while she came up behind me, her hand cupped over her crotch. Her face was crimson red with embarrassment."
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After this, Artiss opened the picnic basket she had prepared for us, and we enjoyed lunch in the shade of an old apple tree. The after that, we just sat there holding hands until sure enough, I started getting a gassy, bloated feeling in my lower gut and about the same time, Artiss started shifting around and rubbing her stomach as well. "Patrick" she said, "I don't know about you, but it's definitely time for me." as she got up. "It's about time for me too Artiss, I replied.
So we both went to the outhouse, where leaving the door open, I dropped my dress khakis and white Fruit-of the-Looms to my ankles while Artiss hitched her skirt and half-slip up around her her waist and pulled her open-bottomed girdle and control-top briefs down to her knees and sat her ample bottom down on the middle hole, while I sat on the one to her right. we both let loose with our bowels at the same time with loud explosions. "Patrick, I just want you to know that I love you." she said as she took my hand and then leaned over and gave me a kiss. Her bare white thighs looked beautiful sitting on the seat. I looked deep into her beautiful blue eyes and replied "And I love you, my dear." "What did I ever do to get someone as handsome as you?" she asked. To which I replied "You for
got to lock the bathroom door after soiling yourself."And I'm so glad that I did." she answered. "What, soiling yourself or forgetting to lock the door. "Both", she said. And by the way, that's what I actually did in my pants that day-both." With that, we both held hands while the birds sang outside our open outhouse door and a squirrel scampered on the branches of a nearby tree that was visible from where we sat.Lara
last night, I was doing my dance show. there were 10 of us in total.
For our first routine, we were all dressed in light brown dresses to our knees with tights underneath.
About an hour before we started, everyone was getting their make-up done and going to the toilet before getting ready. I didn't really need the toilet at the time so I just put my tights and dress on. My Friend Beth went to the toilet.
About 10 minutes had past and I though she may be pooing as she was quite nervous about it. My other friend, Kate came back and said that beth had been in her cubicle for ages and that she had pooped in the time that Beth was in there.
I decided to go and see what was holding her up. I went into the small bathroom with two stalls and a sink. I saw that a cubicle was occupied and I went into the other one.
I said "Beth, are you doing a poo?"
she just gave a noise back.
I perched my heels on the toilet seat and peered over the cubicle wall and she was sitting on the toilet, her tights to her knees, her thong at her ankles and she seemed to be crying a little bit.
she said "im soo nervous about this" in a sobbing voice. "Poo has been coming out like water and my stomach is sore with nerves". I asked her if she was finished and she said "It just keeps coming out when I think about going up on the stage"
I stood down from the toilet seat and rolled my dress up before pulling my tights down to my knees along with my pants. I slowly sat on the toilet as I knew I needed a pee.
Before I started, I said "Beth, start wiping yourself and I will fix your hair and make-up, you obviously don't actually need a poo as its just water" I heard a series of diarrhoea coming out of her bottom and she said "oh yeah, ill end up doing it in my pants if I go on stage.
While I thought about what to do, I pushed out a pee and as it was concluding. I let out a (I thought) harmless fart. It was tangy on the inside of my bumcheeks and I knew it was a poo. I gave my bum a wipe to make sure and a little bit of poo was on the toilet paper.
I said "Beth, guess what I have just sharted"
she laughed a little and sarcastically said "wipe it or do a poo then"
I said "I think ill just do a poo, as I obviously need it and ill keep you company"
I instantly let out a big piece of poo, followed up by 2 small pieces and I swivelled my thighs around so I was facing beths cubicle to talk to her. Every now and then, I let out a little bullet of poo. Beth was farting and pooing lots. She made an attempt to wipe but said "theres no way im going out there, my rear end will be smelly as I can never get this all clean.
After about 5 minutes of me sitting on the toilet making sure I was finished, Beth climbed up and looked over on me, she laughed at me sitting there and said she could see my poo between my legs. She also said that kate had done a poo as well but didn't even sit on the toilet, she hovered above it.
It felt odd that I was being watched on the toilet and she was just talking to me as I pushed my bum-cheeks together to push out 1 last bit of poo. I had talked her round to coming out on stage and she jumped down off the toilet seat, I swivelled round to sitting straight and removed my hand from a positon covering my lady part.
She said she had no toilet roll and she invited herself round to my cubicle. She had pulled her tights up but was pulling them off her bum so that they didn't get poo on them and her private parts weren't showing. My toilet roll was mostly empty though
I told her that she would need most o it and I would only use a little bit. I could probably have used more but I wanted her to join in the show.
I leaned over to one side, lifted my bum-cheek up and did a big wipe, trying to get as much poo off as possible. Beth had a bit as well and faced me while wiping her rear end pointed towards the door. Her piece was caked with poo and I moved back on the seat abit and told her to put it between my legs. She used the rest of it and by the time it was done, her bottom was mostly wiped and mine still had a bit of poo on it.
I think she realised that I hadn't wiped properly by my facial expression and she said "I know this sounds awful but if you want to fold over this piece as she pointed to her used piece of loo roll. I obliged and bent to one side and tried to get a lot out with it.
Beth apologised for using all my loo roll but I said it was worth it to get her to come on stage. she pulled up her thonge and positioned it before bringing her tights to her waist and pushing her dress down.
I tried to pull my pants up while on the toilet and did my tights standing up. before unfolding my dress down to my knees.
When I got home after the show, I went to the toilet and inspected my pants, there was a little bit of poo on them and I wiped my bum thoroughly this time, as well as my private parts.
I may share a story about me and my brother another time
bye xAbby
Camping
I back for another pooping story. Well it was weekend and me my friends went camping anyways I have pooped for 4 day and my stomach way hurt me just a little so we got to our camping spot and got setup. My friend Joyce said she would dig a hole for when we have to take a crap I said good idea. When Joyce got back from digging the poop hole we ate us a bit then it got dark Joyce said she has use the hole I said me to I grab a light a toilet paper and went to the hole. Joyce went first she poop two smelly long log followed by a load nasty fart then she wiped. Then is was my turn I started farting for a min. Then finally the first came it 4" wide 15 " long then the other two came out when they did I felt a lot better I wiped. Then we went back to campJas
Another childhood experiance!
On time when I was around 7 Me My dad and brother was at this movie theater. This one woman asked my dad to go in the bathroom and tell her son to come out this moment. My dad went in there and he came out and said your Son is busy. Me and my brother went in there and the boy which is that woman's son came out of a stall and wanted to show me and my brother his poop. He was walking around with his pants and underwear around his ankle. He showed us a long turd. So long that it didn't have a end on it! The boy was around 5 or 6.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Snozberry great stories
To: Gerry great story
To: Leah great story it sounds like you had a really good poop I bet you felt good afterwards.
Mr. Clogs
Reply to Snozberry and comment to Hopa
Hello Snozberry, welcome to the toiletstool forum. First and foremost, I enjoyed reading your post and hope you post more stories. I too had weird places and things to go to the bathroom, weirdest place I could peed at was on the attic into a cup and weirdest place I've pooped was in my bedroom into a cup, check out some of my previous posts. You're right it is messy to cleanup after pooping in weird things and strange places. Hence why I don't poop into containers much these days. You're not along in this, these weird habits somehow carry on into adult hood. I still pee and occasionally poop into cups to this day. I enjoy it and find it rather convenient to go into containers rather than the toilet. Keep the posts coming and thanks for sharing.
Hello Hopa, I though it was just me but thanks for confirming my theory about who uses the most toilet paper. Thank you for answering my questions whether or not you keep a container or something to pee into while on road trips.
That's all for now. Have a great weekend and happy peeing and pooping to all of you.
--Mr. ClogsJulie
Porta potty
Hi I am a 14 year old girl and when I poop, I take FOREVER! I like to sit there and drop everything in tiny stomach. Once I had a soccer game and after it was over I needed to take dump. And I needed to go bad. I told my mom that I had to go and I said its going to be a big one and to go to the mall across the street and I would call het when I finished. I walked into the porta potty and sat down and farted really loud so that everyone could hear. Before I went in there was a line and I kinda felt bad but when I take a dump I never go quick. I continued to fart and it took 10 minutes to finally start to poop. When I started to go I had diarrhea and I had it bad. It came rushing and I was making a lot of loud splashes. The people in the line started to get mad. They were telling me to hurry and I said that I was to busy. I was pooping for about 20 more minutes. It just kept in coming out. When I finally walked out I told the black lady that was next in line that the porta potty smells terrible. She said that she waited too long in a line to not poop. She walked in and I heard her shit as I called my mom.Just a lurker here, a lonely bachelor--but MelissaK, you are amazing! You remind me of the golden age of Alana, Carmelita, Jane, Meredith, etc., but especially Alana--way back, back about 1400 pages ago. Please let us hear more; you have a great talent.
Lots of love.Tim
Funny pee story from when I was a kid
Hi, I'm a 12 year old boy. When I was 9, I had foreskin problems, in that the foreskin wouldn't retract fully. I could still pee, and I had an operation to fix it last year, so everything's all good now. Anyway, here's my story. I was 9 years old and playing with my friends in the yard at lunchtime, when suddenly I badly needed a pee. I've always had problems holding pee, so I told my friends where I was going and dashed off to the toilet. One friend, called James, came with me. The urinals were individual, but without privacy, so you could see everyone's penises when you used them. We both took our spots, unzipped our pants and began our business. Suddenly, as James and I look at each other's willies (as you do at that age), he noticed by foreskin and said, " Tim, your peepee looks funny", to which I replied "So does yours, James". We finished our business, tucked our willies back inside, zipped up, washed our hands and went back to play. Did anyone else look at their friends'willies when they were that age?Mitch
I've had problems pooping since my teen years and for most of my adult life. I've resorted to suppositories (the dulcolax stimulant ones) and probably go through a 12 pack every three months or so. It's become an awful routine I've had deal with on a regular basis. I shove one up my butt two knuckles deep. Then I spend half an hour to an hour clenching my cheeks and holding back farts while the waxy little sucker burns and irritates my colon into doing its business. I spend another half hour on the toilet pushing out rock hard turds that cause my hemorrhoids to bleed. If that wasn't bad enough, I worry about shitting my pants at work for the next couple of hours from the residual laxative left in my rectum. I keep a fleet enema or two in the medicine cabinet for when I need immediate relief, but they take up too much room for regular use and aren't as convenient or discreet, especially when I travel.
Anyway, this brings me to the last time I was in Philly. I hadn't pooped in four days, so I headed to the laxatives aisle in the nearest Rite-Aid. They sold something called docusol, a "mini-enema" guaranteed to work in five minutes. I decided to give it a try. I returned to the hotel, hung the do not disturb sign, and opened the package. They looked like mini toothpaste tubes -- they were meant to be inserted into your other end, of course. I undid my jeans and shorts and lay down on the bed in fetal position to administer the medicine. The business end of the tube slid right in. I gave it a firm squeeze and I felt a little bit of cool liquid go inside. It didn't burn, sting, cramp, or otherwise irritate my rectum like a suppository, but I immediately felt a need to poop. The urgency built up fast and after a minute, I really needed to poop. I held on for five minutes as instructed on the box, and then made a dash for the toilet. As soon as a sat down, a massive foot long log began to slide out -- it didn't even hurt! Several shorter logs followed in succession. The shit was massive and pleasurable. I almost clogged the toilet, and it took two more flushes to get rid of it all. I was overjoyed and bought another five pack of docusol before flying home the next day. They aren't cheap, but it's well worth the price to be able to take a comfortable dump. If you're a dulcolax or fleet user, I highly recommend getting acquainted with docusol!
Stan
I was at gym this morning having a pee
A lad went into the cubicle next to the pee stall, seconds later, there was a nice long sound of a semi solid poo sliding out, followed by a resounding PLOP
Later, I was next to the stall after showering, and another lad went in
I heard 3 distinct but quietish PLOPS
He wiped with one wipe, then flushed and came out
Annie
Big dump
I took a big dump earlier soon after I got up. I was turtleheading and it felt kind of painful so I went to the bathroom with my Garfield comic and sat down. I had to push to get it started. A bunch of hard chunks came out then came the turd which broke in half. I was done within 2 minutes. When I stood up to wipe there was blood on the toilet paper and took a lot of toilet paper to clean up. It was big, around a foot long. But there was a lot of poo in my stomach so it was understandable. It ended up clogging the toilet.
I took a dump yesterday too, just a hard small log which caused my butt to bleed too.
I've been drinking a lot of water (thirsty a lot) so I don't understand why my turds are so hard and painful.
Sean
Answers to survey
Do you put paper on seat to poop in Public? No But will wipe the seat if necessary.
2.Guys do you pee in a toilet that has not been flushed? Yes
3. do you flush after peeing? yes
4. females do you wipe your puss after peeing and pooping?
5. If a toilet dirty do you use? Will avoid these but there have been times I just could not
6. Do you pee outside? on occasion?
7. If you have to poop outside do up do it or go inside? Go inside but have pooped outside on occasion
8. Do you use porta potties? Yes
9 do you check your panties or/underpants after peeing/popping for spots? yes
10. have you ever used a handicapped toilet? Yes
11. have you ever used opposites toilet when young/ yes
1.Do you enjoy pooping? Yes
2.What is your favorite position when passing a BM? Sitting On the bowl
3.Do you get stomach aches before you poop? Are they severe? On occasion when constipated
4.How many times a day do you poop? 1 to 2
5.What is the longest poop you ever did? 20-30 min
6.Do you find pooping relaxing? Yes
7.Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Sometime I do
8.How often do you get constipated? On Occasion
9.What was the longest time you were constipated for? 2 Days
10.After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? No
11.Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? Sometimes I do but they go away after I poop
12.Are you gassy when you poop? occasionally
13.Do you look forward to taking a dump? Yes
14.What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? Farting and a full feeling in my gut
15.Do you ever lie down after taking a long dump because you feel weak or tired? No
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? No
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? I take all the time that I need. it varies
18.When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? Coffee, or a Mild laxative
19.Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? No
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Megan
Thought I'd do the survey posted:
1. Do you put paper on the seat to Poop in public? Not unless the seat is dirty.
2. Guys do you pee in a toilet that has not been flushed? N/A
3. Do you flush after peeing? Yes.
4. Females do you wipe your puss after peeing and pooping? Every time I wee but not if I've only done a poo.
5. If a toilet is dirty do you use it? If there's no alternative but if I can avoid it I will.
6. Do you pee outside? I have a few times but not on a regular basis.
7. If you have to poop outside do you do it outside or go inside? I will go inside unless I have no other choice. I prefer to sit- it's more comfortable!
8. Do you use Port-potties? Yes
9. Do you check your panties/underpants after peeing/pooping for spots? If I feel like I might have stained them, yes.
10. Have you ever used a handicapped toilet? Yes, sometimes when all the other cubicles were taken.
Today after my lecture I had to go for a poo. I went to the loos and found both cubicles free with a girl coming out of one. I took the other and sat down to do my business. After a wee I pushed out two medium sized turds. A girl came in then and did a quick wee, then she left and after doing another piece another girl came in snd took the other cubicle. She pulled down her jeans and pink knickers and sat, and I heard two loud, wet sounding farts. She did a plop and then another fart. I pushed out two more pieces and then I was done so I left her to finish her poo.
11. Have you ever used the opposites toilet when was young?
Suzi
Comments
One-Time Poster: I guess you learned the hard way that you shouldn't go out of the house when you've taken a large amount of constipation medication. I would've not taken the oral laxatives because you never know when they're gonna take effect. Better to use an enema or two to clear yourself out (over the course of 1-2 days) - they're also safer for frequent use.
Liz F - always interested to hear another long-term constipation sufferer carrying the flag for enemas and suppositories. You sound like you grew up with a mother who was a fanatical doodoo-manager. What sorts of enemas and suppositories did your mother favour, and what do you use now?Mike
Randomnass Survey Answers
1.Do you enjoy pooping? Yes
2.What is your favorite position when passing a BM? Leaning Forward
3.Do you get stomach aches before you poop? Are they severe? Sometimes/Sometime they are severe
4.How many times a day do you poop? 3 or more times
5.What is the longest poop you ever did? 30 minutes
6.Do you find pooping relaxing? Yes
7.Do you make grunting noises when pushing? Sometime I do
8.How often do you get constipated? Seldom
9.What was the longest time you were constipated for? 2 Days
10.After being constipated or just having a difficult poop, and finally comes out, do you ever yell of relief? No I try to push it out
11.Do you get stomach aches often when you don't have to BM? Sometimes I do but they go away after I poop
12.Are you gassy when you poop? Sometimes
13.Do you look forward to taking a dump? Yes
14.What are two signs that you have to go (besides a stomach ache)? Farting and rumbling of my stomach
15.Do you ever lie down after taking a long dump because you feel weak or tired? No
16. Do you ever have to catch your breath after pooping? No
17. Do you like taking as long as necessary on the bowl, or do you get it done as fast as possible? 10 minutes for work, 30 minutes if I don't have to work
18.When you are constipated or are having a tough time getting it out, what do you think is the best way to relieve yourself w/o taking a laxative? Coffee, Orange Juice, Apple Juice
19.Has a BM ever hurt so much that you started to cry? No but I almost did