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Stinky Poots and Liquidy Poo
Hi. I posted recently saying I'd do it again soon. After today's poo, I thought I'd do it. Anyways, for lunch today my mother decided to order food from my birthplace of China. It's surprising how a woman can visit a place countless times and still not know how to cook the food from there (Keep in mind that my parents aren't Chinese, just myself and my siblings are). Anyways, I ate some delicious lo-mein. About an hour after eating, my mother decided to take me to the mall. In the car, my stomach began to make noises. I was in the back of the car, and I decided to let gas out of my stomach. The poots were silent and fairly stinky. One poot I had to push out, which made a noise. I started to giggle, fanning my face. My mother looked... Grossed out. Anyways, the car smelled like sewage. When I got to the mall, I started to feel bad. My stomach was aching & rumbling, along with constant gas. I had to keep walking to make sure no one heard me or knew that it was me passing gas. After checking out about two stores, I told my mom that my stomach hurt and that I was going to have to use the public restroom. She told me I could go and to meet her at the food court when I was done. Anyways, I walked to the bathroom. Three to four stalls of seven were occupied. I decided to sit two stalls over from the next person. As always, I pulled my thong and shorts down to my ankles. When I sat down, I heard a tiny poot coming from me. Shortly afterwards, I felt like I had exploded. I let out a humongous fart followed by loud, smaller farts. In between poots I heard what sounded like liquid coming out of me. I sighed and began to unravel a piece of toilet paper. I had it wrapped around my hand, but before I was going to wipe, along came another big poot. I began sweating. I was embarassed. That wasn't what caused the sweat though. I was sick. And then the door opened. It was someone on the phone. It turned out to be one of the popular girls. I tried to make sure she didn't see me. She sat down in the stall next to me and hung up her phone. Her pants weren't anklewith, so I guessed she wasn't going to poo. I was wrong. I heard a pre-poo fart and cracking, followed by a plop. I was intrigued by this. I wasn't as afraid of taking this dump in front of this girl as a was a few seconds ago. On the toilet I could've sworn I nearly passed out, yet somehow I got the energy to wipe myself. I probably wiped about 20 times before having a clean butt. I then flushed. The popular girl was still on the toilet. I went to wash my hands when I heard a flush. The popular girl's stall opened. She smiled and waved at me. I was a bit embarassed but at the same time comforted. I looked at myself in the mirror. I was a lot paler that usual. I went to the food court to talk to my mother. She commented on how long I took. I shrugged it off and told her that we needed to go, as I needed rest.Shelbi
Thank you
Thanks for the responses guys. I forgot to mention I introduced myself on page 2281
I'll post again soon. :)
To Molly and Tina
Post Title (optional) From Phil
Question to both of you:
If your pee steams shoots straight ahead instead of down when you are sitting on the toilet and you are worried about peeing between the seat and the bowl, what do you then do if you are in a public restroom and you have to hover above the toilet because the seat is too dirty to seat on?
Aren't you worried about flooding the place?
I'd be curious to know....
Phil
<Paige
Diarrhea
Hi my name is Paige, im 22 5'1 with brown hair. So today I was at school, during 4th period, and I was talking to my friend tanner. All of the sudden by ???? starts to ache. My friend asked me if I was okay, so I said yes to keep from embarrassment. Later that day at my house tanner and I were watching a movie in my room. Half way through the movie I had to fart so I did, it was no big deal. Less then a minute later, I felt the need to poop really bad but it hurt to move. So I asked tanner to help me to the toilet, I didn't even get out of the bed and farted again, this time it felt wet. So I asked him to carry me to the bathroom. As soon as we got there he put me down and pulled my panties down and say me on the toilet. I waited to see if he would leave but he knew I was hurting so he wasn't going to leave. The about fifteen seconds later I farted and blast of poop came out of my butt, it felt so good! The next day, we were cuddled. Up together and he had to poop so he went for about ten minutes, and I was starting to hurt again. So I knocked on the door. And he was about done and I could come in, I couldn't make it in time to get to the toilet, I stopped and pooped all over the floor. The last time was Saturday when we went to the movies, I had just had a big poop but I really needed to go again, so since me and him were the only two in the movie. I pulled down my shorts and panties and let out a giant poop, about 2 inches wide and 4 inches long. After that my ???? felt so much better, we went home that night and had a great time in bed. He's the best. But anyways have a nice time fellow poopers!!
P>Pee Survey
1. On average, how many times a day do you pee?
2. Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night to pee?
3. Do you ever fart when you pee?
4. Do you ever pee when you poop? If so, is it before, during, or after the poop comes out?
5. Is your pee stream loud when you pee?
6. How long does your stream usually last?
7. Ladies, do you ever not wipe after you pee?
8. What do you do when you're desperate to pee?
9. Are you open to others about peeing (example- telling a friend you have to pee)?
10. Would you ever let anyone watch you pee?Tyler
One Family's Kids.....Another Family's Kids.....Constipated
I know that there are a ton of teens who read here.....and a few here and there actually post too....This is aimed at teens.....here's your chance to post and tell us a little about yourself.
(1) Does your family like to take long car trips? When you guys do that.....are you like me.....where you get off your schedule and get constipated?
(2) Assuming that you do go on long car trips.....do your parents ask or check somehow to make sure that all the kids are pooping? How do they do that?
(3) At the motel....does mom make sure that each kid sits on the toilet before leaving in the morning? Or; does she at least ask everyone if they've been pooping?
(4) Have you; as an older teen .....had to go to mom or dad and "confess" that you haven't been able to go to the bathroom? Is that embarrassing for you?
(5) As the older teen....is it ever your responsibility to see to it that your younger siblings are successful in the bathroom?
(6) Have you ever had a friend along (someone elses kid) when that kid got constipated and had to go to your parents for help?
(7) Have you ever traveled along with another family on a long trip....where you got stopped up and had to go to your friend's mom or dad...and explain that you couldn't go and needed help?
There! That should do it.....but any of you can just talk about other stuff too if you want.
Hope you're pooping good.....
Tyler
Kassie
Another story
Hi guys! I have a few comments and then I'll share my story.
To Brandon T: Haha yeah, I did feel amazing after that gigantic poop I did while at summer camp. I poop a lot, but not usually that much. But, like I said, I was having so much fun, and didn't even notice I hadn't pooped for almost a week.
To Leah: I really enjoyed your story about pooping outside. I also sometimes look at a poop I've produced and am like "I made all that?". It sucks that you had a hard time pooping out those thick monster turds, but the relief of not having the poop inside you any more is like nothing else, isn't it?
So, on to my story. I had to pee soo badly this morning. I can't remember having to go that badly, like ever. I woke up and barely managed to get out of bed. I scrambled to get on clothes so I could go down the hall to the bathroom. By that point, I was afraid walking would cause me to pee myself. I held my crotch with both hands and walked to the bathroom, praying no one was in there. We have another bathroom downstairs, but I'd never make it that far. Luckily, the bathroom was empty.
But that left me another problem, how could I get my panties down without losing my hold. I had to maintain my hold with one hand and gently lower my panties. Then I went to the shower and the instant I was positioned over the drain, I let it flow. I started to pee and turned on the shower. I kept peeing and peeing for what seemed like forever. No idea what caused me to be so desperate. I peed just before bed last night, like every night. Well, some things are just a mystery I guess.
Alright, that's all for this post. Bye, everyone.Mike
Diarreah Survey
1.Have you had diarrhea with no warning at all? Yes I have had some.
2.Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time? No.
3.Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea? Sometimes I do.
4.Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead? Sometime I do.
5.Have you ever had runs on holiday? No but on vacation yes.
6.Have you ever been embarrassing moment while having diarrhea in a public bathroom? No if I have to go I will go.
7.Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated? I rather have watery diarrhea.
8.How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom? I comfortable or normal.
9.Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college? No.
10.Have you ever had diarrhea at work? Yes sometimes I do.
11.Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? I have no partner.
12.What normally gives you diarrhea? Sometimes traveling, or stomach virus.
13.Do you take Imodium or let it flow through? I take over the counter drugs for it.
14.Does having a runny stomach upset you? No I could stand it.
15.Who would you feel comfortable telling you had ??? trouble? My sister or doctor.
16.Have you ever taken laxatives? No but if I to I will.
17.Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane? Yes a few times.
18.Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on while swimming? No.
19.Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop? Yes I do.
20.Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts? No.
1. When you have diarrhea is it wet/chunky/watery or other (please describe)? For me it's usually chunky/watery.
2. Do you get diarrhea or constipation more? I usually get Diarrhea more.
3. Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea? Sometimes it does.
4. Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom. Yes I am.
5. Have you had diarrhea today? Yesterday yes so far today no.
How do you wipe when you get diarrhea? I usually wipe from the rear to front.
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea? No I sometimes rub it.
When having diarrhea what do you do? I let it all come out before wiping.
What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom? I usually just sit on toilet and let it out.
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and realized that you were not done? Yes occasionally.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink? I would it 7-9 rating.
Does your diarrhea ever clog or over flow the toilet? NO.
What foods cause you to get diarrhea? Greasy.
In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done? No.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your t??? ache before your diarrhea? 1-3 for me.
Do you enjoy diarrhea? Some times I do and some time I don't enjoy it.
How often do you get diarrhea? About 3 to 8 times a year?Alex
Welcome Taya!
Welcome to the site Taya!
Those sound like some pretty satisfying dumps that you've had!!
Had a few Q's for you if you don't mind....
1) when you take a dump, how large (length and width) are your logs usually? How many do you usually drop as well?
2) Are they usually harder and dryer or more soft and wet?
3) How often do you usually take a dump?
4) How often do you clog the toilet after you go?
5) Can you share the story of the most urgent dump within the past few years that you've had?Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Taya as always another great set of stories it sounds like you had a really good poop at school and I bet you felt pretty great once you were done and great story about your poop from a few years ago and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: ??? first welcome to the site and great story about your big poop it sounds like you really had to go and alot to and hopefuly if it was blood thats it nothing serious and I look forward to reading more of your stories thanks.
To: Tim great story about your exes accidents and great story about the chamber pots and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this siteSean
To Taya
I Really Like your Shit stories :) I thought of you when Out at the The other day at barnes and Noble...when a masssive urge to take a Shit came upon me and i made my way to the restroom, took my stall; dropped my cargo shorts to My Ankles and My Calvin Klein undies to my knees..and Had one of the most relaxing Shits of My Life.....Soft...Volumnious...And A Bit Stinky, Ahhh One of lifes simple pleasures!
Happy Pooping :)
the party
Abby
we had party a few friends from work and some old collage friends we had a
place out in the country we got keg of bud lite while we was getting setup
my stomach stared rattling then it quit after a small fart then I know I would have to poop soon well every one show up and we got partying then about midnight everyone was just about partied out then I really had to go
and poop then Jane said I have go to so we walk down this trail and found a junked deep freezer so both of us open it and got on it and drop our panties and started pooping it was like a giant toilet made for 2 people Jane drop the first log then I squeezed one out then we started farting and pissing then Jane started grunting then she was poop more I started squeezing more huge logs then I felt the last one come out it was 14" long 3" wide and when it was come out I squeezed and grunted finally it came out I said ahhh my stomach fills better Jane said me to then to more girls was come down the path we met them we said the best thing to use is the deep freezer they said ok
Sunday, August 04, 2013
A year ago I had to take some pain killers for back pain I suffered in a car accident and I couldn't poo for ages. After nine days of constipation I had to get some relief. My stomach was bloated and I felt literally full of shit. I went to the doctors and he have me some laxatives which I took straight away. He warned me to go straight home because they were a lot stronger than anything you could get over the counter. Well I didn't take his advice and went shopping before went home. About half way round the supermarket I felt my stomach churning together with a massive amount of liquids surging through my lower bowel. I knew I needed the toilet and it was an emergency. I had to leave trolley in the isle and ran to toilets in the cafe and as I ran felt a little diarrhoea escape into my knickers. I'll wasn't enough to show in my jeans thank god but I'd definitely shit myself. Man did I need that toilet and when I got there all but one cubicle was out of order and there was a teenage girl of about seventeen or eighteen waiting for it. I prayed the person using the toilet was only peeing and that the girl in front of me was too because if they took too long I wouldn't make it. Just my luck I could smell poo so I knew the woman in the toilet was relieving her bowels. I was struggling to contain my fecal matter and the sounds and smells she was making didn't help. By the time she flushed and came out I was minutes away from filling my knickers. The teenage girl went in next and I asked her if she was pooing or just peeing because I really had to go. She looked at me like I was weird and didn't answer me and she went in and locked the door. I heard her pee spaying into the bowl which I was relieved about but then I heard several plops and a sigh which made me even more desperate. I felt another spurt of diarrhoea going into my knickers and I had to ask the girl to hurry up because I was going to shit myself if she didn't come out soon. She ignored me and after ten five minutes she still wasn't out. It asked her to hurry up again just as another bit squirted into my knickers making them wet through. When she finaly came out she hadn't flushed but I didn't care. I just wanted to be on the toilet. It was full of small pebbles and a bit of paper. I sat on a warm seat and exploded into the toilet. Man it was good. The whole nine days worth came out in two minutes and I felt empty. The relief was amazing to say the least but my knickers were ruined. The whole crotch and back was coated brown mush so I threw them down the toilet. I had to wipe ten times thought my bottom clean and when I flushed it blocked the toilet. I had to tell the lady at customer services which was very embarrassing especially when she announced it on the tanoy.
I really had to poo this morning but I wanted to hold it so Laura could see it. I had breakfast and while I cleared everything away I got a call from Laura asking of to come round to fix her toilet. I got some tools together and walked to her house. When I get there Laura was desperate for a pee and a poo but she couldn't flush her toilet. I found the problem and it turned out to be a jammed ball valve. I offered to let her use my toilet while I nipped to B&Q to get a replacement but she said she'd wait. She likes being desperate so this was a perfect excuse to have some fun. Not only that I but was desperate to go as well so we could both have some fun. Laura came with me to get the part and on the way I felt my bowels trying to push against my will. Laura looked pretty desperate too and when we got to B&Q we looked for the plumbing section and found a bathroom display. Laura looked at one of the toilets and said she wished she could use that right now. I knew how she felt. It was like we were being teased. Laura sat on one of them and pretended to be using it while took a photo on my phone. I sat on it too and Laura took another photo on her phone. I so wanted to be able to use it for real but of course that wasn't an option. We stopped messing about and looked for the part she needed and we found one but it was a cheap plastic one and not the brass original type Laura had. I bought it anyway as Laura had to have a working toilet. When we got home we were both really desperate to go so Laura used the toilet even though she wouldn't be able to flush it. I watched as she pushed out a long turd and then two more shorter ones. She wiped and I sat down and relaxed. I release some mushy poo on top of Laura's and wiped. Once I was done I closed the kid and changed the valve and the toilet filled up slowly because of the cheap valve. When I flushed it took everything away but Laura wasn't happy about the long time the toilet took to refill so I'll have to find a better quality valve sometime.Andrew.
Back again.
Hello again.I posted here a few pages back about a girl at my work.I feel a little guilty about this,because I do have genuine feelings for her,but that's something else.I mentioned that she is quite open about her toilet habit's and has IBS.Just yesterday,she quite openly said that she needed to pee.She has talked about previous places where she worked where there were no toilets and she had to find somewhere outside to go.She is a gardener,as I am so we are both used to working outdoors.Thankfully where we work,we do have toilets.Some which we share(not at the same time).One place that we work at,the toilet is right next to where we eat our lunch.It is possible to hear most of the noises through the wall.I have quite often heard her peeing and also doing a poo as well.As I said,I think she is a wonderful person and she makes my work day that much better,not just because of what I've posted here,but because of her bubbly personality and friendliness.I've tried not to be overly descriptive,but I would really appreciate some comments or feedback.Thank you and bye for now.Yvonne
Tupperware Party
First my thanks and answers to posters.
Molly: I can understand what happens to you at parties etc. I have tried lots of ways to pee straight, but if I have been sitting for any length of time my vagina always seems to stick so that when I first pee the aim is so erratic. Often it will squirt sideways wetting my thighs and the seat of the toilet. I try, if I am wearing slacks to finger myself through the pocket of my slacks, to try and ease the crotch of my panties down a bit and then to finger and try to open my labia. It does work, but to do it without being obvious, is very difficult. I'd love to hear any stories that you have and your best ways to alleviate the problem.
kmd. It was my first visit to any sort of outdoor event and I did see loads of girls squatting to pee, there were quite a few that had to poop as well and it seemed to be that a part of the woods was set apart for those who had to poop. It was an exciting experience I am looking forward to attending next year.
Jay Bee. Thanks for your lovely comments. It is so good to know
Brando T. that there other people who post about their experiences,
Mr. Clogs. it is so uplifting to hear from you all. Thank you so
much.
I held my monthly 'tupperware' party last Saturday. The check out girls always come and support me and of course I advertise it in the local newsagents. Saturdays party was great, lots of neighbors came and quite a few holiday makers who were staying in the area and had heard or read my ads in the newsagents. During the party there was the regular movements back and fore to the bathroom, I like to make sure there is always a supply of toilet paper and fresh towels to wash with etc. John is a great help to be during the party because when I go to check on the bathroom he will always step in with the sales pitches and general discussion regarding the good we have to sell.
Last Saturday was difficult for me. My period had started on the Friday and, as always, I wasn't feeling a hundred percent. I felt sticky soon after the party started and knew I had to change my tampon. I went upstairs and one of the holiday makers was coming upstairs at the same time. She was talking to me about ???? and how lovely the village was, inside the bathroom she whispered to me she had a problem. Her period had just started, early, and she hadn't a sanitary towel. I told her I had some tampons but that I didn't use pads. She said how grateful she'd be if she could have a tampon. When she took her panties down and sat on the toilet I could see the panties were stained and offered to give her a pair of mine. She gratefully said yes.
I went to the bedroom and got a pair of my panties. When I got back to the bathroom she was peeing and pooping and she blushed a little. Embarrassed I guessed, so I smiled and sat on the edge of the bath beside her. I told her it was okay I needed to poop as well She told me she always took a laxative before her period because she just didn't want to strain then. By them she had told me her name was Beryl and that she and her hubby, Ted, and three kids were in a holiday let in ????, just outside of ????. As we chatted I suggested that I might help her get her slacks and panties off. Her slacks were rather tight and I had to kneel to undo her shoes first.
"Oh, Gillian, it's so nice of you to help me," Beryl murmured.
"It's no problem," I said glancing up at her as I eased her slacks down and off her feet.
"Hurry up, I'm bursting," we both heard a knocking on the bathroom door and Cathy's voice.
"It's not locked," I laughed, "come on in, we won't bite."
Beryl looked shocked as the door opened and Cathy, Debbie, and Lettice, a neighbor all came in. Cathy was really desperate to have a pee and she went to the shower stall and squatted down in there. By now Beryl as really red and I realized it was a wonderful opportunity to tell her about our 'buddy dumping' ways. Debbie said she had to poop badly and I suggested that as I did also she'd better use the garden toilet. Both Debbie and Lettice then left the bathroom. Cathy finished her pee and came over to help me. By then Beryl said she had finished on the toilet and was I glad to hear that, I was wanting to go badly myself then. Cathy said she'd help Beryl to clean up and as she helped Beryl off the toilet I scrambled my jeans and panties down and squatted. I was just in time, splattering poop into the toilet.
"Ohhhhhhhh, just in time," I muttered, bending right over as my stomach ached so badly. After my pee had stopped I reached and eased my tampon out dropping it into the pan. As I pooped again I could see Cathy tenderly helping Beryl, I saw Beryl put the tampon in and I suggested she put some toilet paper in the crotch of her panties if she was flowing heavily. Cathy helped her with this. By then I was reaching for paper and wiping my bum. Standing I slid my tampon in and had a last wipe of my vaginal area before slipping my panties and jeans up.
The three of us then went back to my party. Beryl asked me the times of buses back to ????. Buses are hopeless I told her and that I would drive her back after the party. During the drive Beryl excitedly told me she had had a great time. I was glad to and also that she had bought three cooking pans, which added to the profit I had made that night. Then she asked me more about 'buddy' dumping.
"I'd never heard of it before, she smiled, but I think it's wonderful.
"Yeah," I answered her. "It happened first when Cathy and me had accidents and we helped each other."
"Did you both poop your panties?" Beryl asked me.
"Yes," I grinned, looking at her as I drove, thinking back to that first time. I told her that both John, my hubby, and Luke my son often joined me in the bathroom.
"Whaaat, when you have a poop?" Beryl's voice was high, almost shocked.
"Beryl." I said softly, "John and I have a great marriage, but I wish I had learnt of 'buddy' dumping before, because it has brought us so much closer, even more loving," I confessed.
"And your son, how old is he?" Beryl asked me.
"Luke is fifteen," I told her. "It has helped him to become a more rounded boy, he doesn't have any fears or secrets anymore. None of the grown up fears that men and women do these things separately."
By the time we had got to ???? Beryl had said she'd love to come to Chard, I love the open market there, and we made a date to go there with her family and mine.
"I hope I can interest my loot in 'buddy' dumping," she murmured to me as she got out of the car. Then she kissed me on the cheek before going inside.
I am looking forward to next Saturday and going to Chard with her and her family, and with John and me. I hope in some small way I have helped another family to realize that helping each other go to the toilet, or even just being their to support, can bring families closer together. Oh that the UK had more unisex toilets. If I keep helping and hoping the day may come when there will be more unisex lavatories in the UK.
Taya
Satisfying shit at school and a story from the past
Hey everyone. I'm back with another post. Since it's been a while, I'll make it up to you by sharing two stories today. But first, I'd like to say thanks to all the posters who welcomed me to the forum. And also thanks to anyone who have enjoyed my posts, but didn't say anything.
My first story happened yesterday. I am taking two classes at my college this summer. It kinda sucks to have school in summer, but the classes I need to take are only offered in summer quarter, so whatever. Anyway, during one of my classes yesterday afternoon, I was starting to develop an urge to shit. I looked at my watch and saw that there was only about fifteen minutes left in class, so I decided I could wait and go afterwards.
By the time the class was over, I was really quite desperate. I made a beeline to the ladies' bathrooms. I chose a stall and pulled down my pants and underwear and started to shit. I pushed out a good-sized somewhat long sausage. I pushed and farted loudly. A bit later, another quieter but still sort of loud fart and then another turd was emerging. It was longer than the first and about the same thickness. When it broke off, I felt emptied out and started wiping. I needed to wipe myself six times to get clean. Then I flushed, washed my hands, and headed home.
My second story is from a few years ago. I think I was 14 or maybe 15. It was late at night and I was about to go to bed when I was feeling the urge to shit. I finished changing into my pajamas and headed off to the toilet. The light bulb in the bathroom burnt out when I turned it on. I was sure we had another one somewhere, but I wanted to shit first before going looking for it. I kept the door open just enough to let light in so I could see, but hopefully not enough that anyone would be able to see me. That was the idea, anyway.
I was in the middle of my shit when the door creaked open. My brother apologized as soon as he realized I was in there. He left me alone, but left the door mostly open. I had a tail hanging out of my butt at that moment and couldn't close it. After that, I probably should have gotten up, but I was done then and all that was left was wiping. My brother returned though, asking, "Are you almost done? I need to go bad!"
I said I was. But he kept just staring at me. I said "Do you mind?" and he finally got the message and turned away. I finished wiping, flushed and washed my hands, then let him in.
Alright, that's my two stories for today. Hope you enjoyed. Bye!Bloated Butt
To Leah, pinching a loaf outside:
You're not odd at all, in my opinion. I love pooping outside. I posted a while back about pooping in my backyard while my septic tank was broken. Fortunately my backyard is secluded with lots of trees, so no one saw me as I waddled outside, squatted on the grass, and grunted out a long thick log. I have a big butt and wide hips, and am very pear-shaped, so I wonder if that contributes to my large BMs. Or maybe I just like to eat a lot.
If I had been you, i would've ventured out with only my bra and panties. Or maybe I would've just worn the T-shirt, and ONLY the T-shirt. It would've been easy to squat down and poop if you just wore the shirt. Whenever I squat outside with underwear, i worry about getting poop or urine on my panties.Anonymous College Guy
Woke up with a stomach ache
Sup everyone, I'm feeling pretty nauseated this morning which is weird... I have a pretty slim body but when looking in the mirror my belly protrudes out, so there must be a really big load in there. I definitely feel the pressure in my stomach/colon building up. I'm trying to wait it out for another hour or 2 til I go to that college but I'm not sure if I can keep it in!
@Dominic: Sounds like my kinda place, I can't wait til I go to a university and share dorms. If you don't mind could you share a little bit more on your experience and what it was like? Did you actually use the bathroom or just peep inside?
Oh man, I'm holding my rounded belly as I type this, the cramps are really getting to me. Just let out a little gas so I feel a little better.
If I can't hold it in time I'll type a live poop post. Otherwise I'm gonna go at the college and hopefully something interesting happens. :)
Mr. Clogs
Comments
Leah: I enjoyed your post about pinching a huge loaf outside. The plants in the garden can use some "extra" natural fertilizer. Keep the posts coming. Thanks for sharing.
Amanda: Yeah that sucks, but at least you had some friends to help you out.
Shelbi: Hello and welcome and congrats on your first public poop. Up until your first public poop, did you handle your poop business at home? I guess when you have to go you just have to go.
Well that's all for now with the comments, keep those peeing and pooping posts coming. Peace.
--Mr. ClogsTina
Post Title (optional)To Molly
You are not the only woman with the problem of peeing straight ahead instead of down. I have to be very careful too, I can't count the number of times I have pissed between the seat and the bowl. As a result I have often wet the back of my jeans. It is far worse when I am busting , I pee like a firehose . But on the upside it is very handy when I pee outside ,I just pull my jeans down to my knees ,pull my panties aside and pee like a guy. The downside is I am very hairy ,I don't like shaving so I do often end up with wet pubes.
If I have to have a poop outside I really hope I am wearing a skirt .No matter what position I choose I always end up with some or alot of pee on my clothes and thighs. I wish I could stand and pee before I squatted to poop but I know from experience it does not work. I tried it once walking home , I live in a rural area and pulled off onto a dirt lane , I pulled my jeans to my knees and then pulled my panties aside . I really needed a poo, thinking I could hold it I started to pee, but ended up pooping my panties as well. Fortunately I was only a short distance from home ,so I just pulled up my jeans and drove home with 2 days worth of very hard poop in my panties.
I shall post more of my accidents soon......Tina
desperate to poop
answers for KMD
KMD
Glad you like the poop story
The poops were very fresh one was about 8-10 inches I guess and one was about 4 inches. It was pretty well covered one side because of the hedge and the other by the side of the bird hide. But if you came up the walk I did which was quite secluded you walked straight to where she was pooping.
I can only imagine she was going to use the cafe for a poop and decided she couldn't wait (or was an exhibitionist outside). I certainly could have waited if necessary
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Big Dump
Hi. I'm a young Asian female, short, average in weight, young. Anyways, today I took a big, stinky dump. I was at home watching TV with my family when I had the urge to poo. For a long time, I was letting out quiet, stinky poots. I had let one out and my dad had said, "Something stinks." Anyways, I told my family that my bladder was full. I walked to the bathroom and sat down. Like always, I pulled my pants and thong down to my ankles, and begin to adjust my butt to where my anus was spread out wide. I had brought my Ipad with me to entertain me. Anyways, my poo was stuck. I played "Angry Birds" while I waited for my poo to come out. Sure, I was pooting, but it was just gas. No poo. I began to tap a beat with my foot. After about 4 minutes, my mother knocked on the bathroom door and said, "You okay in there honey?". I told her "Yes." She replied, "Alright honey, but if you need any help, yell for me." I started texting my friend. She said "Send me a pic of u." I did. She replied "Where is u?" I told her "In my bathroom." She asked, "Y didn't u take a pic of urself in the mirror". I replied, "Because I'm taking a poo right now!" She replied, "O". We kept texting. I was on the toilet for God knows...10ish more minutes. I started grunting. This was annoying. I don't know why my poo was taking so long. Maybe it was my diet... For the past few days I had only had hot dogs, corn, mac and cheese, and cereal. Nothing bad. She asked me if I was up from the toilet yet. I told her no. Finally I felt a piece of poo near my butthole. I heard a faint cracking noise, but I couldn't push it out. It hurt too much. And for some reason, while there was no poo in the toilet, the room began to stink. Bad. My mom told me to call her if I was having trouble, and I was. So I called her. She picked the lock on my door and asked me what the matter was. I could see on her face that she was disgusted by the smell of my not yet out poo. I told her "I can't get my poo out!" She said she'd get me prunes. I ate them and waited. I grunted, as I wanted to get the sharp pain on my butthole off of it. I told my friend, "I'll have to txt u latr. Havn poo trouble. Can't get it out." While I waited for the prunes, I thought I may be able to help myself by widening my butthole. Keep in mind that this wide poo had been barely out of my butthole for about 6 minutes, and it hurt. I grunted for a while and was out of breath. I felt my cold fingernails trying to open up my butt, when finally, it started to come out. I nearly popped a vein in my head trying to push this first turd out of me. I could feel it slither on the sides of my buttcheeks. I then heard a -huge- plop. I sighed with relief, but I knew I wasn't finished. The room stank worse than anything I'd ever smelled. I hadn't pooed in like...A week. I pinched my nose as I grunted. I was trying to get the second turd out of me. I nearly yelled while grunting. In fact, I did. I yelled, "This is so frusterating." My sister knocked on the door and said, "What's the matter?" I said, "Nothing...Shaving."I was embarassed to say that I was pooing. The poo was just -so- hard to get out of me. I decided to get on my Ipad again. Problem was, I had poo on my fingers. I wiped them off on toilet paper and began to play my Ipad. I texted my friend "Still on the toilet *sigh*" While texting her, I stopped texting and began to feel my butthole open. This poo slithered out very slowly. So slowly I had to cut it by clamping my buttcheeks together. About 5 seconds later, the remainder of this turd fell out. I still had to poo! I pushed twice as hard as I did the first two, and a short, wide turd flew out of my butt very fast. I felt water jump up on my butt, private parts, and thigh. I sighed with relief and began wiping. I looked at the poo on the toilet paper. It was a mix between poo and blood. I wiped again probably about 15 more times on my butt, and about 5 times on my front. I got up and looked into the toilet. I saw two big logs, both about...14 inches long, and a big turd, about 3 inches wide. I could see corn in them. The logs were a dark brown, near black color. I sighed, spat in the toilet, and flushed. To hide the smell, I sprayed air freshner, but I'm not sure how that did. I washed my hands and went back to the couch to watch TV. My brother asked, "Are you okay?" And I replied, "Why wouldn't I be." I could've sworn I still smelled like poo. I could be wrong though. Anyways, I texted my friend back and we've been talking like nothing changed. I'm going to be posting lots on here.
Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Leah great story about your big poop outside it sounds like you really had to go and I bet you felt really great afterwards to and I bet your plants will enjoy the fertilizer to and as always I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Amanda first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you got some really true friends and they proved it by helping you out in your time of need and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Kassie first welcome to the site and great story it sounds like you had a really great poop and I bet you felt so much better after getting all of that out of you and please post anymore stories you may have thanks.
To: Shelbi great story it sounds like your over coming your shyness about pooping in public which is really good and I look forward to your next post thanks.
To: Nameless great story.
To: Denise first welcome to the site and great story please post anymore you may have thanks.
Well thats all for now.
Sincerly Brandon T
PS. I love this siteBill F
Back, Full Time
I've noticed the diarrhea survey going around. My answers to the survey would probably be quite boring, as I almost never get diarrhea. When I do, it's expected, and as such I'm very close to a toilet. My sister, in a way, has a constant solid diarrhea situation, except it's also quite predictable, I've noticed her warning fart happens almost always around 4:30 in the afternoon, so it's not as sudden as diarrhea, which she also almost never gets.
That being said, it has inspired me to make a survey of my own. I'll include my own answers, as well as my sister's to the best of my knowledge.
1. What's the longest you've held your poop?
Me: 3 1/2 days. When I was 11, I challenged myself to see how long I could go without pooping. (I know it's unhealthy, but I was young and naïve.) Funny enough, I finally went not because of an unbearable urge, but because of and overall discomfort and, frankly, boredom. So really, I don't know how long I could hold it, if I had to. My sister: As we all know, 24 hours.
2. What's the longest you've held your pee?
Me: I'm actually concerned if I have an "underactive" bladder. I wake up and pee at 6:00 morning, and I don't go again until after dinner at 6:00 evening. 12 hours is my routine, but I've gone for longer, specifically when I've overslept. Once when I was my most lethargic at 14, I slept for 16 hours straight, and had my last pee 5 hours before, so that adds up to 21 hours. My sister: As far as I know, about 9 hours. When she was 7, she forgot to pee before we went on a six-hour road trip to Montreal. (We have a lot of road trips, don't we?) She started getting anxious halfway in, and by the time she was crossing her legs and biting her lip, Dad spoke up and said "Sam, do you have to pee?" And she said "No!" And continued holding. Eventually she started holding herself 'there', and that's when Dad had enough. We found the nearest gas station, and he tasked me with bringing Sam to the washroom while he refilled the car. On the way, I asked her "Why did you say you didn't have to go?" And she told me the typical seven year-old answer "I don't know!" The bathroom in the gas station was unisex, so she went in and I stood outside to keep anyone else from going in, as the door had no lock. By the sigh of relief and the somehow audible hissing, I could safely assume that she made it. Among the hissing, I heard two back-to-back farts and two plops, which gave me one less thing to worry about. When she came out, all she could say was "That was close!" I bought myself a pop and her a chocolate bar to keep up with that old custom that you have to by something if you use their washroom. I told her "Let's head back before the clerk catches the smell!" She laughed as we walked out. You can thank the lobster for that!
3. What's the longest time you've ever spent on the toilet?
Me: 45 minutes, when I was constipated and "happened" to have my GameBoy in there with me. My sister: As far as I know, 10 minutes.
4. What's the wierdest place you've ever peed?
Me: I can't decide, either into a hole in a tree trunk, as part of a dare, or in my cat's litter box. My sister: A plastic shopping bag, on a different occasion where she had to pee in a (much shorter) road trip.
5. What's the wierdest place you've ever pooped?
Me: Old faithful, my treehouse toilet. My sister: The same plastic bag as above.
So there's my admittedly short survey, with my admittedly long answers (What can I say? I can't help going into detail!). Looking forward to answers, as well as other questions that hopefully I can answer!
See ya next time!
Friday, August 02, 2013
Tim
Exs accidents and "accident"
Ok so my ex girlfriend has shit her pants so many times i don't Evan know where to begin. She is 20 now but 17 when we were together.
1 one day while at my house, she was no the computer and i saw her fidgit a little and thought nothing of it. Then about 5 minutes later i got with a god awful smell. Then she stood up and I saw a big bulge in her pants. I could not believe my 17 year old girlfriend had pooped her pants. I told her come into the bathroom with me. I told her to sit on the toilet then i pondseeed to lower her pants and underwear to clean out. She then cleaned up her messy but. The panties were recovable. So she could put them back on. When I dropped her off that night she confessed what happened to her mom. She was pissed sicnce that was not the first time it had happened.
2. Me my ex my friends and her friends were hanging out in her house and her friend Jess said she would pay her 100 buck to shit her pants infront of all of us. We pitched in some money. So she bent over and pushed a nice solid load into her pants. Mid poop her mom came in and was just watching her 17 year old daughter have an accident in her pants and was discustued. Let her finish and then grabbed her by the arm took her to her dresser grabbed new underwear and pants then took her into the bathroom to clean her up.
3. I have 2 stories to this one. I was about 6 and was at a friends house. While i was there i was peeing and this girl Hanna came knocking on the door cause she had to use the bathroom. She was wearing a bathing suit and when I oppened the door she barged in and i saw a brown stain getting bigger and she gave up. I told my friends mom ten she cleaned her upKate
Diarrhoea Surveys
Hey everyone, I'm female, 21 years old, long brown hair and hazel eyes. Curvy.
1. Have you ever had diarrhea with no warning at all? Yes...I had a nasty bout of diarrhoea when I was on holiday last year after drinking contaminated water. I was laying in bed with a bloated upset stomach feeling poorly and I suddenly just released a load of watery diarrhoea into my panties.
2. Have you ever been sick from both ends at the same time? Yes, I've been sat on the toilet having diarrhoea whilst puking into a bowl, and also puking into the toilet and losing squirts into my panties on different occasions.
3. Do you struggle to control your bowels when you have diarrhea?
Yes, I constantly feel like I need the toilet and I worry how quickly I can get to a toilet when I really get the urge.
4. Have you ever gone to fart and accidentally messed yourself instead?
Yes, I always get bad gas with diarrhoea and I have followed through many times.
5. Have you ever had the runs on holiday?
Yes..In India last year after drinking contaminated water: it was pure watery liquid.
6. Have you ever had an embarrassing moment whilst having diarrhea in a public bathroom? Yes, when I realised my boss was in the stall next door to me when I had a dodgy gut at work! Luckily, she was having a minor stomach upset herself so wasn't too bad.
7. Would you rather have watery diarrhea or be constipated?
I'd rather have the shits-at least relief comes a lot quicker when you do make it to the loo. I hate being bloated and constipated.
8. How do you feel in between each trip to the bathroom?
Bloated, crampy, gassy. I'm always aware of an urgency to go to the toilet and I fart a lot, usually following through.
9. Have you ever had diarrhea at school or college?
Yes...loads of times. We all used to get stomach bugs a lot at school-would lead to some interesting break times where we would all be clutching our stomachs needing to go release a load of runny poo.
10. Have you ever had diarrhea at work? Yes, a few times with a minor upset stomach, and once with a viral infection which came on suddenly, I could barely leave the toilet.
11. Have you had diarrhea at the same time as your partner? Yes, we've suffered bugs and viruses together. My boyfriend has IBS, so he gets the runs a lot, I love looking after him and his bowels.
12. What normally gives you diarrhea?
Stomach bugs, food poisoning, curry
13. Do you take Imodium or let it all flow through? I let it all flow through: I hate the after effects of Imodium: ie can't poo for a week!
14. Does having a runny stomach upset you?
Nope, I get it quite a lot, I'm used to it
15. Who would you feel comfortable telling that you had ???? trouble? My boyfriend or close friends. Maybe family if it was urgent
16. Have you ever take too many laxatives? Nope
17. Have you ever had diarrhea on a plane? Yes, coming back from India after the contaminated water episode, I had to go six times, was so embarrassing and I followed through about an hour before we landed.
18. Have you ever felt a bout of diarrhea coming on whilst swimming? Yes, and had to jump out of the pool to sit on a toilet. Had terrible diarrhoea for no reason! I got back in the pool but had to go another three times, so I think everyone knew what was happening to my stomach.
19. Do you feel empty when you've taken a runny poop? No, I still feel like I have more diarrhoea wanting out and daredn't fart unless I'm on the toilet
20. Do you fart a lot when you have the squirts? Yes,I follow through loads
1) When having diarrhea is it wet/chunkey/watery/or other(please explain)
Depends on the cause-normally it's runny and quite thick.
2) Do you get diarrhea or constipation more? Diarrhoea
3) Does your stomach hurt before getting diarrhea?
YES, I feel bloated and crampy, and I get gas pains and fart a lot.
4)Are you comfortable going diarrhea in a public restroom? Yes.
5) Have you had diarrhea today?
Yes!
How do you wipe when you get diarrhea?
Like normal but I get a shower if I can because I still feel messy back there.
Do you hold your stomach when you get diarrhea?
Yes, I hold it, usually moaning as I do what I gotta do. I sometimes try and massage it when it gets really crampy.
While having diarrhea what do you do?
I stay home if I can: I need to be near a toilet when I'm feeling like that. When I do go, I just relax and let it all out, then stay near the toilet.
What do you do when you get diarrhea in a public bathroom?
Hold my stomach and let loose.
When you get diarrhea have you ever gotten up and relised you weren't done?
Yeah most of the time I have to sit straight back down again.
On a scale of 1-10 how bad does your diarrhea stink? 8
Does your diarrhea ever clog or overflow the toilet?
No.
What foods cause you to get diarrhea?
Curry, Mexican, some dairy products
In public bathrooms, do you ever not flush your diarrhea because you want others to see what you have done?
No that's gross
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad does your t??? ache before having diarrhea?
7
Do you enjoy diarrhea?
I like having thick runny diarrhoea, but I don't like the watery stuff you cannot control.
How often do you get diarrhea?
About every 2-3 months