Nicola
I nearly wet my panties laughing at Tony's idea of myself and various other women who post to this site forming a toilet pan testing squad called the "Panbusters". I can just imagine being sent out by Crimson to test drive a new toilet pan and giving points for comfort, sound effects, visibility of stools after passing ,efficiency of flushing etc.
To Jill, I only do disco and line dancing Im afraid, I haven't tried any of the others. During the week I was playing in a practice Hockey Game and afterwards not only did I pass a really big fat jobbie (about 14 inches long) but one of the other girls did a similar one of top of mine afterwards. I pity the poor caretaker having to get rid of those two great torpedos. I must say that on the question of odor, neither of our motions had any great deal of smelliness, just the usual slight smell of a healthy solid stool. Both were firm motions, a bit knobbily to begin with them smoother. I am reminded of an interesting quote in a book about sexuality by a German called Grodek. He advised a man that if he took the opportinity to go into the toilet after a woman he fancied had passed a bowel movement and the smell disgusted him then she wasn't for him but if he didn't find it off putting she was his girl. I suppose pheromones have a bearing on this, but I just cant see many blokes being turned on if they used the toilet after some girl who had suffered from a really bad dose of diarrhea!
I can confirm to Tony that yes, I do enjoy my natural functions, physical activities and my body in general, hence my interest in sports etc. I dont smoke and only drink the odd glass of wine with a meal. The next time I am a bit constipated I must try using the exercise bike in the gym as Donna suggests. I have however found that horseriding, which I also enjoy, helps a stubborn motion come down and its not the first time I have had to dismount and drop my johdpurs and panties and pass a nice big jobbie behind a hedge when out riding. I suppose its the way the body moves in the saddle which makes things move. I can also tell you that good sexual intercourse can cure constipation! I recall one time my boyfriend wanted to make love but I was a bit constipated. I sat on the pan before we went to bed but only passed a hard lump the size of a goose egg. When we were making love it was a bit tight no doubt owing to the large turd lodged in my back passage but when we had finished I felt the need to go and dropped a huge depth charge which amused my boyfriend greatly, (I let him come in and watch when I have a motion), and then we went back to bed for another session. Can any other reader tell us about activities, sports, etc which help them defecate when constipated?
Nicky (15)
Hi Andy! Saw your post about your bad diarrhoea and I know how bad and sore it feels. I don't often get real diarrhoea - I guess most diarrhoea is caused by bad food, and my diet is probably pretty healthy - except for school lunches which I usually avoid if I can! But I have had it - and it is the one sort of shitting that I can't say I really like. I don't mind sort of controlled diarrhoea - you know like where you deliberately flush yourself out. We - me and Josh and my other best friend Andrew (he hates being called Andy!!) go off into the woods for a day every now and again - holidays, half terms etc. - with several packets of those ready soaked dried apricots and prunes, and at least a roll of TP (soft); eat the fruit; dig a shitpit somewhere discreet and hang about for a couple of hours. Then the three of us spend the next few hours with our bowels exploding waves of liquid shit every ten or fifteen minutes. It's really cool, and all three of us dump shits that smell only of apricots!!! You need to dig the shitpit big enough for 2 to dump together if there are 3 or more of you - and you'll be surprised just how full it gets - oh! and we usually try to eat corn the day before just to make our products look more colourful - if you can imagine what a pit full of 3 teens times about 12 each sweet smelling, corn filled liquishits (well the corn flushes through quite early on) look like. (Best in Winter/Spring - less flies!! - but more comfortable weatherwise in Summer/Autumn). Once in the Winter we did it in the hayloft above some old stables in one of our fields, and we brought a few 2 litre ice-cream tubs to shit into. We nearly filled two of them, so between the three of us we produced almost 4 litres of shit!! Impressive or what!!?? I think that doing this helps to keep our intestines working well and flushed through, so we are less likely to get "sick-diarrhoea". I agree with Aaron too - it really is cool to have a group of teens on line here. Just how long did your assistant manager in your summer job take to do his shit?? I think I'd have told him how long I took too - might have got a good dialogue going?! Or was he just too gross anyway? And how old was he? I see you are back at school now. I don't go back till next week (10th Sept.) - we are day pupils at an independent boys day and boarding school, so at a school with boarders it is very normal indeed to shit at school - and to do it quite openly - like before school (or at break) someone you're with will just tell you he needs a shit and often he will expect you to come in with him while he goes. It's cool being in with your classmates while they dump, and being able to see what they did afterwards - sometimes watching it actually dropping into the pan!! Often I go myself then, if I can, while he stands up and I watch him wipe himself while he watches me drop my shit on top of his. At your school last week did you actually see the other boy doing his shit? Or did you just know someone was in there? Was he older, younger, same age? Who do you like to watch you when you go yourself? Keep in touch. Nicky
nick
continental flush down toilets are great! earlier this year I was skiing in Austria and our chalet had flush down toilets. I kept the rest of my party amused with my descriptions of what my turds were like before flushing! My best one was St Basils Cathedral in moscow ( complete with onion shaped domes!!) most of them looked more like Ayers rock though!! has anyone else come across any interesting or amusing shaped piles of shit?
Keith
Hi everyone! I have been back from my 2 month study abroad in Europe for about a week but haven't had time to post. Anyhow... I had a ton of memorable dumps while in Europe... I'll describe a few as I remember them. The first one was when we were in Rome on our 10 day hoooliday before school started. The second day we were there after a long day of sight seeing we got back to our hostel and I needed to take a big dump. I went into the bathroom and dropped a big load that really smelt bad. This was my first experience with what I call shelf toilets. The shit sits on this shelf before flushing, and it makes for a smelly experience. After I flushed it left a ton of streak marks. Our third day in Rome we went out to the coast for a day at the beach and after lunch I had to dump as usual. I went into a very surprisingly clean WC with a hole and two feet spots. YEA! I finaly got to try one for real. I took off my swimming shorts and squatted down and let it flow! It was a bit soft and runny. I think it was all the food I was eating in Italy. Our last day in Rome I didn't have to dump. After Rome we went up to Vienna and that morning we arrived at our hostel I took a dump that wasn't very easy or satisfying. My craps in Vienna were very disapointing or nonexistant. We spent our last day in Austria in Salzburg and that night I ate a huge meal of cabbage, Wienershnizel and potatos and a few beers. We took a night train to Interlaken Switzerland and by the time we got to our hostel I needed a huge crap. I let out a few farts and filled up this toilet with a ton of poop. That day we went bungee jumping and I think the thought scared the shit out of me because at the jump sight I took 2 more dumps that were large and smelly but I felt so much better! The days in Switzerland of partying and drinking lots of beer produced some of my best shits at the hostel. Then after switzerland we were back in France. Some of the memorable shits in France were normal afternoon loads after school in our apartment big turds with lots of smell and streak marks. One weekend we went to Nice and I think we all picked up a bit of a stomach bug because we all had diarhea! I remember eating a raw hambuger in Planet Holywood Cannes and after I was too grossed out by it my stomach started hurting. I went up to the loo and exploded my bowels into the toilet!! It was amazing. The night before I ate soooooooo much in Monaco, I mean a lot of food at dinner. That night I ate an extra value big mac meal, 9 mcnuggets and a cheeseburger for dinner. The next morning I had a big diarhea mess run out of me before getting on the plane back to Paris at our hotel. A few times after dinner at Cite UNiversitaire when we were out on the Champs Elysees, I went into Planet Holywood and dropped my 20 year old man loads. When we were in London for a weekend I remember having a pretty descent dump in PLanet Holywood and it left some streaks. The bathroom attendant went to check the toilet and he proceeded to clean it! WOW! Kinda turned me on. I remember the morning after we arrived in London I had the runs in our hostel after coffee and toast for breakfast. The morning we left for london I had the biggest beer dump in the Paris airport. The night before we went to Chilis to party because it was the last night before a lot of people left and I had a ton of beer and tequila. I was very drunk and very horny! The next morning I felt like shit and wanted to puke. I didn't but I did have a great dump. Sorry if this is out of chroonological order, but I am writing the memories as they come to mind. The day we were leaving to come back to the US we were connecting in Amsterdam and I had to take a dump real bad but we were in this security line. I also didn't want to fly with a ton of shit in me. Before we boarded I went into the toilets and pushed a big load out! It was probably the fastest shit I have ever had. My friend even remarked at how fast it was. We both take about 10 minutes each to dump. The whole flight to Minneapolis I had gas. I was farting the whole flight under ym blanket. After both meals I had to dump again. I went into the bathroom and dropped a few more turds. It wwas smeelly and some lady went in after me. I forgot! The day we left for San Diego at the very beginning of our trip to my friends house we had lunch at Paradise Cafe at the Phoenix Airport (okay okay... I go to ASU). The days before we left Phoenix I wasn't really crapping to well. The night before I had a couple of Coronas and a lot of spicy spaghetti. The So after lunch in the PHX airport I needed a real good dump. We went in and lined the toilet and sat down. The farts started and then one really quick power dumping load was dropped. I must have been in there 20 minutes just dropping that load. Another story, we were flying out of LAX and I crapped 3 times before getting on our plane. I had a lot of Mexican food the day before for lunch....
Monday, September 07, 1998
George
Im back from a Trade Conference and have enjoyed reading most of the various posts. Cant agree with Nicky's viewpoint as he seems to enjoy having diarrhea. Yeuch :-( I just cant see how anyone can enjoy this, to me horrid affliction, but as they say, each to their own, and whatever turns you on.
I agree with various posters that good exercise can help get a constipated motion to come down and I have noticed this myself after a good work out or a game of golf.
I also made use of one of the wash down toilets with the platform and its useful to see the whole of the motion displayed before you pull the flush. It certainly makes the smell stronger with its not being covered in water but I noticed that the German toilet I used had air freshner sprays on a timer which gave a puff of scent every minute or so, thus masking any shitty smells. In contrast while in France I had to use a hole and 2 footprints toilet. It was dirty to say the least but I had to go and dropped my long fat log into the hole where to my great amusement it stuck up like a great brown column.
Its not only women who experience the compacted stool effect if they have to hold in a motion. This has also happened to me when for some reason I cant go when I feel the need. I suppose the turd gets pushed down in the rectum and thus gets compacted and the longer it is held in the more water is absorbed thus making it harder to pass when you do go. After all often a motion passed in the morning when getting up is a bit soft but if held in until say lunchtime it will have firmed up quite a bit and if not passed until the evening might be quite hard and constipated. I usually do my motions after lunch when they are just right, nicely formed and solid but not too hard and lumpy.
I dont want to start the toilet pan Vs urinal debate again but can confirm what our friend Donna said that I prefer to sit down in a cubicle (stall) to pee not use a urinal. I find it more comfortable, it does ensure the bladder is emptied properly, and also avoids a "follow through" accident if one is also needing a motion at the time and I have posted in the past about men having a pee at a urinal who have shit their underpants , and it is a cleaner way of having a pee. Again I like to choose who watches me perform my excretory functions both defecation and urination.
I look forward to Crimson giving more techincal details on types of WC. I can remeember going on a camping holiday in the 1969 with my Aunt Helen and cousins Nicola (not the one who posts here) and Debbie. The toilets there were metal buckets with lids which were emptied every day and of course one could then see the jobbies other people had done. I think these were an Australian make called "Furphey" or something like that. I dont know if there was supposed to be some chemical or powder used with them but there wasnt at this place so n the heat they soon got very smelly and attracted flies so my Aunt, the Girls and I found a secluded spot amongst the sand dunes on the beach and did our jobbies there. When we went back to that camp site the following year these primitive toilets had been replaced with proper flush toilets but even these got blocked by some of the big jobbies campers passed.
Moira and I bought this house we replaced the foul drainage piping which was 4" diameter saltglaze pipe with 6" diameter plastic and upgraded all the traps, interceptors etc. We also installed a heavy duty white toilet pan the type used by many local authorities in public toilets, school toilets etc. It has a long wide water filled sump at the bottom and the "Ker-sploonk!" sound effects are first class when one does a big jobbie but even this pan sometimes has to be flushed 3 or 4 times when Moira or I do one of our whoppers or buddy dump as we often do. It does however go away eventually and we havent had any blockages further down the pipes, the time the guest flushed her shitty knickers down the pan was in our previous house which had old 4" pipes and this did cause a blockage.
Finally, I can agree with Nicola that over the years having used the toilet after many people I have found that the smell left after a woman passes a healthy soild motion is to me far less pungent and off putting than from the similar solid motion passed by a man. Loose or watery mtions are equally offensive irrespective of the gender of the doer.
Carlos
To fernando When I was a teenager I was always constipated. In fact I can remember only a few times when I was not. There was one time when I was really constipated at camp and some friends were watching me dump. The dorm had two wings and the toilet in our wing was having some problems with being stopped up. The counselor said not to sit on it. If we had to sit, then use the one in the other wing. It sounds dumb, but I thought he meant don't "sit"... literally. I figured maybe he meant it had not been properly cleaned since it was worked on, or maybe it was loose at the base. Anyway, I knew I needed to go and had not gone in several days. My stomach was starting to hurt. I went in the stall, dropped my pants and bent down with my butt hanging over the toilet. I started straining and farting. About that time someone saw my feet under the door and commented to the other guys that I was using the john. They all came running and started telling me that I wasn't supposed to sit on that toilet. I said I wasn't... I was standing. This was a single stall with slats or louvers for a wall. If you looked up between the cracks you could see the person in the stall in clear view. The guys took turns looking through the cracks and laughing. I squeezed really hard and started dropping little rabbit pellets which were very noisy and splashy, especially from such a distance. The guys thought this was pretty cool. At one point I had to help a marble out by pressing my finger just above my asshole. One guy said "hey you guys.. he's squeezin 'em out. It was kind of embarrassing, but fun at the same time.
Tell me about your constipation. Have you ever had a similar experience. How long do you take to shit? Do you fart a lot? What kind of dump do you do? Please annswer.
Carlos
Dice
Hi again Movie Fan, Thanks for all the information on the movies you mentioned I will have to rent them out. I haven't actually seen many of the fart movies I mentioed, apart from "Don't be a Menace", the rest were found at the "Movies and TV fart list" which is at I am unsure if this site allows urls but if it does then the site should be written in this message somewhere. If not then email me and I will let you have it. The "Don't be a Menace" movie has a scene where this pretty black girl is talking to this guy and he thinks she is sexy until she farts, this is also on the movie list and there is a few pics and a wav file too. From what I can see on the movie list "Date with an Angel" shows this girl who is eating fries and then after a rumbling from her stomach she starts to waft the smell away from her lap. I think maybe the "Fatal Instinct" I am talking about is the comedy as Sean Young farts and then lights it in to a fireball. I don't think you will like "cave girl" as apparently this fat ugly girl farts in a guys face. "Party Animal" is about (apparently) when these guys give this girl a laxative and she farts. Finally "Zapped" looks quite good (going by the pics at the site) as this pretty blonde girl bends over and accidently farts. Please remember all information could be wrong as I only got this info second hand. I don't think I have seen many movies with poop scenes (female only as I don't like male ones), I have seen CopyCat and I know what you mean about probably ready to poop rather then pee but I think lots of women seem to always put down loads of toilet paper even to pee (judging by the hidden camera toilet videos I have seen). I will let you know if I come across any new ones and please do the same for me. Thanks again and take care. Dice
Aaron
Hi Nicky Your posts are just so cool! Where else but here would you talk about this stuff. I guess I shopuldn;t say that. You seem to talk about pooping with your friends all the time. I have never met anybody who wants to do that...but I guess I haven';t asked either. How did you and Josh start doing that? How long have you been best friends? I was interested in the kid in your boarding school that can only shit (as you call it) rabbitt pellets. I have been like that at times. It's a bitch cause there's so much stuck up in there and it takes so long to get it out. It's pratically impossibel. I'd have to spend the whole day in the bathroom. Does he feel sick do you think? Do you think it affects the way he does in Track or Basketball? I wonder how far up inside of him is full like that? Ask him...OK?
Aaron
Hysterical Bore
Following few posts here about films with defecation scenes I offer the following:- I recollect a short drama (could have been a comedy sketch) on British TV some years ago where the activities at a dinner party was reversed. The guests were invited into the 'dinning room' which consisted of a number of lavatory bowls arranged in a circle. The guests adjusted their clothing as if to use the toilets (needless to say no exposure of genitals occurred) and they sat as though to "go" and began chatting as if they were dining together. A little way into the "dinner" one of the guests excused himself, left the room and locked himself into a cubicle, where he began to consume a sandwich "in private".
Also: On Buddy dumps, these cannot be new, since if you visit the ruins of the Roman city at Ephesus in Turkey, the publlic Loo is part of the sites described. This appeared to be a length of stone with holes over a channel which would have had running water. Users would no doubt attend for their daily motion and converse with whoever was in at the time. No doubt it would have been men only.
Donny
I woke up this morning with an urge to go to the bathroom, but I decided to hold it a while. I made coffee, got my newspaper and then decided to get on my blue, elongated toilet. It had been a few days since I moved my bowels. I peed, then relaxed and allowed my turds to exit and fall into the toilet. Took about 15 minutes, then I looked into the bowl:7 turds approximately 6-8" long sitting in my yellow water. Teenage girls in my neighborhood call this "going bam," and they call big turds "bams." Anyway, I sat back down and started to clean up. Took eight wipes, then I flushed, and the bams left a lot of skid marks in the bowl. I sprayed lysol into the air and onto the toilet seat and closed the lid. Washed my hands with the same kind of soap we put into the dispensers at school, then I went online. Felt a lot better.
Silke
Hey I'm back. Sorry that I wasn't here such a long time. Boys and girls where are the stories of going outside-I don't find many of them ! I think this stories are most interesting. But now I'll tell you more of mine. When I was a little girl ,my parents and my younger sisters were mostly in our holidays in the south of Europe. And you can imagine that lot of stories happened with us . As I was ten we were in France near to Saint Tropez. Most time we were at the beach, and if one of us has to go, we searched some privacy. If I had to pee I went swimming and do it.But after 3days I had to do a poop.My mother needed to pee, and so we were going together to find a nice place to do.The beach and the sea were full of people, so we decided to to a building.It was a dressing-room, and as we walked in we saw a girl pushing up her bathing-suit and go fast back to the beach. As we looked at this place, we saw a big puddle of the floor.I didn't wanted to go there and so we looked around us.My mum said:Look there are some showers , why don't we go inside this stalls? She opened a door ,but the shower-floor was covered with puddles, tissues, tampons etc. She opened the second, third, fourth, everywhere the same mess in the third was even a big turd. At the fifth she opened the door, spread her legs, pushed her bathing-suit a little bit beside and startet peeing on the floor.She said:Sorry but I couldn't wait any longer.i went into this stall squatted down while pulling my bikini down, and let out a very big turd. My mother hadn't finished in the moment a man came in. But good luck-it was my father who smiled and takes his penis out and peed at the room-wall. I finished my poop and we all went out. More next time.Bye
I've got a great shitting story for you all. My name's Louise and I'm seventeen and have a great love life. One day a while ago I was getting of with my boyfriend Mike, I'd been feeling cramp pains for a while but I didn't want to leave him for the toilet trip. We were at the time lying on his £4000 sofa. All of a sudden I could hold it no more and soft mushy shit came sliding out of my arse all down my legs and all over my boyfriend and his white leather sofa.
Jeff A.
to DeeJay: As far as signs over urinals goes, I've always preferred "Please don't eat the big white mints". Happy Camper: Unbelievable! My favorite view is also pants down around the ankles, and panties up on the thighs! I actually did finish an illustration for this site, and it depicts that very scene. Hopefully it'll show up soon. The Asian lady is getting tired, and wants to zip up and go home. On the topic of females who seem to have no smell in the bathroom, I don't know about anyone else, but I've been around many, many pooping females, and have never been able to avoid a smell. Sometimes mild, and other times absolutely reeking! but always a smell. Even at work, I've walked by the ladies room, and the smells that sometimes come from inside, and lurk in the hallway are positively evil! Either way, it's a normal human function. Girls do it, guys do it. As a matter of fact, If I were interested in a certain lady, and got a whiff of her bathroom activities on one of her "rotten days", I'd still be interested. More so even, knowing that she was normal like the rest of us. For you movie watchers out there: "North Dallas Forty" shows a row of doorless toilets all occupied by guys. "American Graffiti 2" shows a motorcycle cop on the toilet as Cindy Williams walks in on him. Her expression is priceless. There's also "Weird Science" an hilarious scene. For girl scenes, there's "American Me", a great above the stall shot. "Penitentiary" a black woman goes into a prison restroom. A good one is "Twenty One" where actress Patsy Kensit delivers her last 5 minute monologue on the toilet in full view. She even wipes. Also, if you wanna watch Jane Fonda take a whiz, there's "Fun with Dick and Jane". I'm sure I can probably think of more, but not right now. Bye all.
Sunday, September 06, 1998
Alex
Hi guys. Sorry I haven't posted in a while, I've been so busy in getting ready for school. I'll be leaving on Tuesday for France, where I will be spending a semester abroad. Thanks to everyone for their tips about French (and other European) toilets. I recently spoke to another American female student who has just been through this program. Among the questions I asked her was about the toilets at this university. She told me all the toilets are of the "sit-down" type. She then volunteered that she was worried about the same thing ("squat" toilets) before going over there, and was also worried about the alleged lack of TP in French toilets. She told me that all the university toilets also have toilet paper, but it's rougher than what Americans are used to. I have purchased one of those plastic "funnels" in case my bladder calls while I'm away from campus. Steph, Jodi, and I plan to have a final (for the time being) "buddy dump" within the next couple of days (they're also going back to school here in the states; both of them will be in Europe next Spring). I don't know how often I'll be able to check in to this site while I'm over there. I'll try to give you tidbits while I'm over there and will certainly give you a long, long post when I'm back here (around Christmas time). It is great that we are able to discuss one of our most intimate functions with such candor and honesty, but without any "sick" stuff. I LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!! Hugs and Kisses to everyone!!!! Alex :)
DeeJay
Having lived in Canada 8 years, but now back in the US, I wonder in my reminiscences if Canadians have a different approach to these functions:
1) grafitti in a men's stall at the Univesity of Toronto, some 30 years ago: "anything over 16" is a keeper." (by now I suppose it's metric).
2) metal sign over a urinal in Regina some 25 years ago:
"Please do not throw cigarett butts in urinals."
Grafitti underneath: "They are soggy and hard to light."
Kevin (11)
I recently was on a plane trip, only the second time I had to fly. We had lunch on the plane. After lunch I had to poop. I got up to go, and my brother Brian said he had to go poop too. He is 3 and I often take him to the bathroom. So I took him with me. When we got in the little bathroom, I told him that I really need to poop and sat down on the toilet. Usually, if both of us need to poop when we are out of the house, I usually let him go first, because sometimes he waits to the last minute, especially when we are out of the house. The toilet was all stainless steel inside with a little flap at the bottom. After I sat down, two turds fell out, and they both went right through the flap, and you could hear the flap coming back up and closing with a loud thoud. After that two or three little turds came out. They came out so fast that I did not even get a chance to pee. I looked at the turds that were ther,a nd they were stuck to the side of the bowl near the flap. When they were out, my brother said he really had to go. So I got up and let him poop. His poop was really soft and mushy and stuck to the side of the bowl as well. After he wiped, and had make a couple more turds and peed as well. After I was done peeing and wiping, I flushed. Most of the poop went down the hole, but there was a lot of streek marks left. In two different shades of brown (Brian's and my poop were different colours). When we were at my grandma's, wew went to the beach with some of my freinds there. On the way home from the beach, both me and my broth Jimmy, 6, had to poop. Becuase the walk was about 15 minutes, we asked if there is someplace around to poop. They said the only place was the in the woods. So we left the path and both dropped a huge load. Our freinds were surorised that we could drop a huge load. One of our friends said he had to poop and joined us as well. Although, like back home, we are really open about pooping and peeing with our brothers and freinds, our friends were a little surprised that we would poop in the open like that. But that happen two more times, and another freind pooped in the open too. So I guess they got used to the idea.
Nicola
I nearly wet my panties laughing at Tony's idea of myself and various other women who post to this site forming a toilet pan testing squad called the "Panbusters". I can just imagine being sent out by Crimson to test drive a new toilet pan and giving points for comfort, sound effects, visibility of stools after passing ,efficiency of flushing etc.
To Jill, I only do disco and line dancing Im afraid, I haven't tried any of the others. During the week I was playing in a practice Hockey Game and afterwards not only did I pass a really big fat jobbie (about 14 inches long) but one of the other girls did a similar one of top of mine afterwards. I pity the poor caretaker having to get rid of those two great torpedos. I must say that on the question of odor, neither of our motions had any great deal of smelliness, just the usual slight smell of a healthy solid stool. Both were firm motions, a bit knobbily to begin with them smoother. I am reminded of an interesting quote in a book about sexuality by a German called Grodek. He advised a man that if he took the opportinity to go into the toilet after a woman he fancied had passed a bowel movement and the smell disgusted him then she wasn't for him but if he didn't find it off putting she was his girl. I suppose pheromones have a bearing on this, but I just cant see many blokes being turned on if they used the toilet after some girl who had suffered from a really bad dose of diarrhea!
I can confirm to Tony that yes, I do enjoy my natural functions, physical activities and my body in general, hence my interest in sports etc. I dont smoke and only drink the odd glass of wine with a meal. The next time I am a bit constipated I must try using the exercise bike in the gym as Donna suggests. I have however found that horseriding, which I also enjoy, helps a stubborn motion come down and its not the first time I have had to dismount and drop my johdpurs and panties and pass a nice big jobbie behind a hedge when out riding. I suppose its the way the body moves in the saddle which makes things move. I can also tell you that good sexual intercourse can cure constipation! I recall one time my boyfriend wanted to make love but I was a bit constipated. I sat on the pan before we went to bed but only passed a hard lump the size of a goose egg. When we were making love it was a bit tight no doubt owing to the large turd lodged in my back passage but when we had finished I felt the need to go and dropped a huge depth charge which amused my boyfriend greatly, (I let him come in and watch when I have a motion), and then we went back to bed for another session. Can any other reader tell us about activities, sports, etc which help them defecate when constipated?
nick
continental flush down toilets are great! earlier this year I was skiing in Austria and our chalet had flush down toilets. I kept the rest of my party amused with my descriptions of what my turds were like before flushing! My best one was St Basils Cathedral in moscow ( complete with onion shaped domes!!) most of them looked more like Ayers rock though!! has anyone else come across any interesting or amusing shaped piles of shit?