Cole
Crowded House
What does everyone do for extra bathroom space when a lot of people come over?
Catherine
Responses and a brief story
Hi Toiletstool Friends!
First, I know that this is a busy time of the year, but please don't forget that this can be the best time for good poop stories! I love reading the forum after Thanksgiving. I hope that everyone has a memorable holiday, wonderful food, and an EPIC trip to the bathroom!
Sarah: Chloe's biological mother was very prudish and very protective of her image. She seems to have some self-consciousness regarding her bowel habits. At the same time, she seems to have trained her body to defecate at home. I think she goes after school or in the evening. But I never ask the kids about their bowel movements. I taught them to let me know if they have diarrhea, if they are constipated, or if something is unusual. Other than that, they take care of their needs according to their regularity. Thank you for the question and I hope that you are well!
Anonymous (who asked about diarrhea): Yes, I love diarrhea too! I like it when there's a lot of it, regardless of consistency. I also like it explosive, as you mentioned, or when it just pours out. I just don't like the squirts - which I take to mean when you have to go, but there's not much that comes out, but you keep having frequent poops. That's not fun. The diarrhea I had was four major trips to the bathroom, all satisfying! Haha! Thanks for the well wishes!
Erin: I've never used a gender-neutral bathroom! I've always wanted to, hehe!
Curious: I usually use the bathroom twice daily, in the early morning and after dinner. However, if I'm out and I have to go, I will go. It's not my favorite thing. I prefer to poop at home. But I won't risk an accident in public. When I have to go, I HAVE to go.
On Saturday, we spent the day at Alan's parents lake house, eating lots of food and watching football. When we got home for the evening, Alan and I stayed up late!! I forgot to set my alarm and we were in a rush to get to church and I did not have my morning bowel movement. During the worship service I realized that I was going to have to have a major bowel movement. I could tell that it was going to be one of those that was softer than usual, but extremely large. My stomach was bloated, gassy and even a little crampy. I texted Alan during the sermon and he suggested that I just go. I told him I wasn't getting up during the message. It was quite good and it helped take my mind off of it. At the same time, I started perspiring.
As the benediction concluded, I made my way to the bathroom underneath the sanctuary in our old social hall space. When I got there, I pulled my slacks down, sat down and had one of the grossest bowel movements that I believe I ever had.
Isn't it something that human beings can be spiritually focused, worshipping the Divine Mystery, connecting with God, and being moved to tears by the beauty of music and well-crafted words, and in the next ten minutes the same human beings can release this large, brown pile of mud with a ferocious smell? It just seems odd, amusing and, I imagine, it's just life!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Catherine!
Richard
Thanksgiving Stories
Hi Everyone,
I can't wait to read some of your Thanksgiving stories. Please share all of them including your Black Friday shopping poop experience.
I love to hear about your accidents and stories of perhaps catching a fellow shopper pooping.
jack
haunted houses
hi everyone,i heard rumors about modern haunted house attractions being so scary people can wet or even mess themselves. has anyone who may have worked at these attractions any experience with this? also who would be more likely to have accidents in this scenario men or women?
Lorenz
Nephew Roscoe
When I'm asked I will sit for my nephew Roscoe. He's 7 1/2. He's a bit awkward and underdeveloped compared to many 3rd graders, but I enjoy him and he enjoys staying with me for a few days.
Last month our school district had a four-day weekend and over fall break Roscoe and I were out away from home quite a bit. In many public places we might go to from the mall to the movies or even activities at the childrens museum Roscoe ignores the need to go to the bathroom, but when I do he also has to and that causes conflict.
After we had lunch and a lot of pop to drink at the park, I had him walk with me to the bathroom pavilion. Even at 17 now, there are times when I have to walk fast to get on the toilet to prevent crapping my pants. So I'm pulling him with me up the sidewalk to the building. So I took him to the middle of the three toilet cubicles, yanked down my black sweats and briefs and took my seat on the toilet. None too soon. I have large craps, moderately soft but they test my ring and sometimes slow and then almost stop while exiting. Carefully then I need to redistribute my weight on the seat, then redouble or triple my push to achieve the final exit.
There was no stall door. I looked up and Roscoe had walked to the other side of the bathroom and was against the urinal. He had his underwear and jeans at foot level. From previous experiences with him, I knew he was going to have trouble and probably make a mess, especially on himself, because he's too small and not coordinated enough to shoot his pee into a bowl which is about 2 feet off the floor. He forgets he doesn't have trouble at school because the urinal basins are built into the floor. Why other public bathrooms don't have one or two of those I don't understand. I called to him 3 or 4 times but he wouldn't look back.
With no one else in the bathroom I yelled out his first name one more time. With a break in my crap I lunged up and like I was moving in a gunny sack I ran to him. My fear was right. Because of his small size, he had both hands on his organ, it was cradling up into the bowl with some of his pee going in and the rest going elsewhere. Kind of gross having his organ over the porcelain and probably into a former users pee since the flusher would be way too high for a child to reach.
Luckily no users came in while I was pulling Roscoe back to my stall. I took toilet paper, helped dry him off, and then picked up my seat and had him finish by going on my massive crap. He needed about 15 seconds more. Then I dropped the seat, retook it and held Roscoe's belt with my left hand while I finished my business. He wasn't too happy but as I wiped with my right hand, he seemed to enjoy getting an eyeful of my crap and wiping technique. It took me 3 flushes to get my crap to exit, something Roscoe found funny. Then we went to the sinks and washed our hands. I insisted that he be more aggressive with the process and not get too frustrated when the towel machine didn't immediately work.
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Kathleen
Hi again. I only have a few minutes today, but I wanted to briefly check in and tell you that things are still going well with me and my family. For some reason, this weekend both Julie and Lynne's poops smelled a lot worse than usual. Any time either of them went poop their stench quickly spread throughout the whole house.
As for me, I just did a nice poop a few minutes ago. It came out as one solid long piece and felt great. The turd coiled up on itself and filled most of the bowl, but it didn't clog which was nice.
A few days ago, Cassie came over after school and immediately headed to the bathroom. As per usual for her, there was no flush. Some time later, I needed to pee so I went to the bathroom and was greeted by her poop still in the toilet. She had done a long log that stretched longways from the back of the bowl and the head was just barely poking out of the water, and resting on top of it were three shorter turds laying across it almost like stripes. I peed and flushed and everything went down okay.
Anyway, sorry I can't stay longer and share most stories, but that's all the time I have today. I'll try and post again soon, and I should have some great stories about our post-Thanksgiving dumps. Bye!
Victoria B.
Curious' question
I poop when- and wherever I want. There's no reason to be ashamed of dealing with a basic part of having a body, especially when it's as pleasurable as pooping! Women- go whenever you need to go!
Love,
VictoriaTaylor T
To Kayla- Hey Kayla I really loved your story about your twin sisters. I have two questions for you. 1: How old are you 2: Do you have any stories about you pooping on Halloween or just pooping in general.
It's been a little while since I posted since I haven't really had any interesting stories to share. I have a few stories I will be sharing in the next few days!Brandon T
comments & stuff
To: Deb it sounds like you had a pretty rough day at least you got a lot help getting cleaned up.
Well that's all for now.
Sincerely Brandon T
PS. I love this siteAaron
To JW
Hi JW,
Her bowel movements haven't been as regular and her turds are very hard. She has been really straining to get them out. the suppositories have helped a little but last night I gave her an enema and cleaned her out good.