Taylor T
Question
Has anyone ever FaceTimed someone while they have taken a poop or peed? Today my good friend Jenna and I were facetiming and she simply told me she was going to go to the bathroom. She went on pause and while I was playing a game I heard all of the normal stuff like the toilet seat dropping and the rustling of the pants to I assume the ankles and her beginning to pee. I thought she would've muted herself but she didn't and I didn't really mind since we had done that in the past. But after a while it went quiet for a few seconds and I heard a couple splashed of water and huge crackle and plunk sound. And then after another plunk and then she rolled out some toilet paper. I think it was a mistake but I'm surprised she never noticed. So has this ever happened to anyone? Let me know when you see this!Just Jerika
Victoria B's question about small public bathrooms
This happened about a year ago. It was a balmy day, neither of us had college classes, so after we woke up we decided to take a late morning walk down to the park, and then onto some nature trails that the parks department had improved. I put good walking shoes on and we waited for an extra half hour so I could get my crap in before we left. In order to expedite my crap, I probably had another 8 or 9 ounces of coffee. The crap eventually came fine, but 30 minutes into our hike, the coffee was causing me problems. So I stepped up my pace to make it to the hospitality building, an old (probably WW II era) brick building with two open toilets for each gender. A 3/4 high block wall separates the two genders, although the noise and smell is pretty bad.
So Hernandez went up the hill where there's some benches and a monument of some sorts to sneak in a smoke. I headed into the building full speed because I'd rather have my pee burst seated on the toilet, no matter how ancient, busted up or dirty, than the alternative. Back 10 years ago in public school I had a different attitude about such a situation and the situations (which I wrote about) caused me lots of problems, misery and insecurity. Since that time I've developed a down, drain and exit approach that usually serves me well. The right toilet's bowl was filled with a crap so big that the crapper must have shitted 5 pounds or more. Much of the toilet paper roll was laid over, falling off, and otherwise being wasted as some sort of ass-gasket. Had there been another layer it probably would have qualified for insulation for the window Hernandez and I fight over in our kitchen.
I seated myself on the toilet. It wasn't as high as many others I've used on campus and I liked the fact that my feet were on the floor. I must have peed for more than a couple of minutes. I had taken a Sustainability Solutions class a previous quarter and I remember a picture and case study on waste toilet paper, paper towels, and older plumbing that is so wasteful in bathrooms. As I sat a woman about 10 years older than me and her daughter came hurrying in. They stopped in their tracks. Apologized to me and the mom diverted her daughter's attention to the other side of the room and off me. The girl was in pain, but the mom told her that she was not going to use the other toilet. When the girl started to argue, a finger was pointed in her face and she got a stern warning.
Something I would never had been able to do a few years ago: I started a conversation on the misuse of the toilet, volunteered that I was finishing up, and made a joke about how I can't hold my coffee too long. The woman said her husband says the same thing about her beer. The girl started to say something embarrassing to her mom and was quickly cut off and whispered to. I wasn't off the seat for five seconds when the girl ran for it. The mom grabbed her. Mom reached for a sheet of toilet paper and quickly wiped off the seat. Within seconds, the girl slid up on the toilet and as I was cold-washing my hands, I could see the relief on her face as she peed away.
Nile
Babysitting
I was asked to look after my parents friends 12 year old daughter last week. I am about 8 years older than her but I have known her since she was a little kid so we get along quite well. I came over before her parents left, and we spent the day at home watching TV and playing games. After lunch, she was sitting next to me while watching TV when she all of a sudden got up and went to the bathroom. I didn't think much of it, but after 15 minutes I went to go make sure she was doing ok. As I walked up to the bathroom door I could hear her grunting and pushing so I just left her to do her thing. After another 5 minutes she came out of the bathroom with tears running down her face and sat next to me again. I assume she had tears from all the pushing. I also got up to use the washroom and when I walked in I noticed a huge log at least 11 inches long. I could believe that a log that big could come out of such a small girl. I am babysitting her again later this week, I wonder if she does this all the time.
Taylor T
Survey
Hey all, I'm here with a survey for us to do!
Peeing Survey:
1: How long does it take you to pee?
2: How many times a day do you pee?
3: Do you wipe after you finish peeing?
4: Can you pee anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you pee?
6: How do you sit when you pee? (Ex. Squatting Sitting Hovering)
7: Do you like peeing?
8: Do you fart when you pee?
9: Can you pee with friends?
10: Can you pee at school or out of home?
Pooping Survey:
1: How long does it take you to poop?
2: How many times a day do you poop?
3: Do you wipe after finish pooping?
4: Can you poop anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you poop?
6: How do you sit when you poop?
7: Do you like pooping?
8: Do you fart when you poop?
9: Can you poop with friends?
10: Do you poop at school or out of home?
My answers:
Peeing:
1: 1-2 minutes
2: 6-7 times a day
3: Of course
4: Depends on who the group of people is
5: Ankles
6: Sitting
7: Yes
8: All the time
9: Depends
10: I can
Pooping:
1: Anywhere from 2-10 minutes
2: Usually once every two to three days
3: Yes
4: Yes depends on the group
5: Ankles
6: Sitting on the seat
7: Yes
8: Absolutely
9: Depends on which friends
10: Yes most of the timeBianca
Silent Urge
Hi everyone! Yesterday I had a nearly silent poop after Mom got out of the shower. It was a bit urgent, but mostly solid. It was so quiet, that I barely heard the plop, and I did a little farting at the end. It sure was stinky. I slept with the heartbeat option on my sleep machine last night, and did a messy/noisier poop this morning. I had a long fart, too. My second poop of the day was messy, but not as loud. Bye
Christopher
Paper Round
When I was fourteen I had a paper round.I delivered papers locally within half a mile of my home.There was this housing estate which was being built.Some of the houses were already occupied,but the vast majority were nearing completion.One morning while I was in this area I needed a
shit very badly.I knew if I didn't go soon it would be in my pants.In two or three houses I saw bathrooms awaiting completion.I thought if I could get through the barred doorway I would see the toilet pan and be able to go poo.One of the houses was easier to get into than the others so this one I chose.I spotted the pink toilet pan,unbelted my jeans and pulled my
pants down.I sat on the porcelain rim as there was no toilet seat fitted.
My shit slid effortlessly into the pan with a very loud thud .(No water in the pan,well no plumbing connected.My log was about nine inches long and very fat.I think it was a very smooth and healthy sausage.I wiped with just one hankie so my pants were quite messed,I had to tell mum when I got home,but not where I had done it as she would have said you don't have to be dirty, you have a toilet here you know.HardOne
My girlfriend
My girlfriend:
My girlfriend and I were talking about how often we go poop.
She said she goes about once every four days+ or so.
I said wow, what is it like when you go?
She said , well I first feel a large hard mass accumulating near my butt hole and I try to hold it back so I can get to the toilet in time. But holding it back makes it start packing up hard like hard rocks in my butt.
She said, as I sit there on the toilet for a while... even though I feel it right there, I have to strain hard, it is so difficult to get my butt hole to open and stretch wide enough for the 2++ inch wide hard solidified rocks to come out.
She said is due to the fact that she eats a lot of chocolate bars and candy while watching TV and she forgets about what will happen later.
So, she said, when I do go, slowly my butt hole starts to stretch wide, it hurts but I ignore it until it is ready. She said the chunks pack down firmly right at my hole and I really have to go.
Then, sometimes, I have to use my finger to 'loosen it up' and pick it out.
Thanks,
Hard oneBianca
Toilet Paper
Luckily, I've not had to worry about toilet paper shortage so far. That is, getting down to the last peice, and thinking there might be no more. I've come up with an interesting way of dealing with this. Sometimes, I take paper from my shred pile, wet it really good, and wipe after a pee with it. I suppose some people might wipe after a pee using tissues.Interestingly, I think my toilet in the bathroom is the original one. My old calculator has sure outlasted anything else electronic so far (nearly 19 years, and still going strong). I estimate my toilet is probbly 30 years old right now. Btw, what I meant by taking a break from my elevator hobby is that I can't enjoy them physically right now due to the virus.
Victoria B.
Cabin fever
Hey!
This semester has been crazy so far but now because of the coronavirus situation all my classes have been moved online for the rest of the semester and will graded on a pass/fail system. I got laid off from my library job but I'll be able to claim unemployment from it and I'll still have my scholarships and stipend so I should be okay! Keep in touch because I love you all!
Two questions for today:
1) Have you ever been in a situation in a small bathroom where one or more toilets were out of commission? The toilet could be clogged, the door locked, a huge load left behind by someone too immature to flush, whatever reason. This happened to me last week and I had to break the news to an unexpected visitor when another stall in the bathroom was clogged and I was taking a huge poop on the only toilet still in commission!
2) This one is for the bidet users:
Do you ever have another turd make its way out after you've finished going and washed and/or wiped? That happens to me about once or twice every week. By the way I love mine and would definitely recommend it!
Love,
Victoria!mike
Taylor T Survey Answers
1. Pee 1-3 minutes, Poop From 1-15 Minutes
2. Pee 5-7 Times A-Day?, Poop Usually Once A Day Every Week
3. Pee No expect When Pooping, Poop Always
4. Pee Yes I Can, Poop Yes Depends On The Group
5. Pee Low Enough To Clear My Penis, Poop Ankles Or Knee Length
6. Pee No Except When Pooping, Sitting Or Squatting On The Seat Or In The Woods
7. Pee Yes, Poop Yes Is You Have To Do It
8. Pee Sometimes, Sometimes
9. Pee Yes, Poop Depends On The Group Of Friends
10. Pee Yes I Can, Poop All The Times
Andrea
Wooden Toilet Seats
Hi All, Long time lurker. Love this site. I am a 26 years old Secretary 5 foot 5 inches.Slim build and blond hair I have always loved pooping and my time on the loo. I find it very comfortable and enjoyable and like to really take my time in there. If Iam doing a hard poo which I really enjoy I will really relax and sit right back on the loo once taking a good four hours. My preference is to always poo in private and the privacy of my home and have a wooden toilet seat which I find very comfortable. Do people in general who enjoy the toilet like I do prefer wooden or plastic toilet seats.
Constiguy
Chamber Pot
I note the post by Christopher regarding the use of a chamber pot. I used a pot once . I was having treatment for constipation which involved an enema of a large quantity of water and a colon massage. I had it lying on the bathroom floor. My therapist knowing that I have mobility issues said as she pushed, shoved and dug into my loaded colon to not worry about sitting on the toilet but produced a chamber pot and said to hold on for as long as I could and she would place the pot under me as I was lying there, on my back. Anyway the extreme urge hit. I called for the pot and she slid it under my bum and I evacuated. It all came out under one evacuation . The therapist held the pot under me whilst this was happening with the instruction to concentrate on evacuation with I did with splendid results. At the end she pulled the pot from under me and to my surprise wiped my bum with a tissue and examined that what was in the pot and then disposed of same in the toilet. What a great and relaxing clean out!
Wednesday, March 25, 2020
Bianca
Before And After
After waking up to the sound of a fireplace (I played the melodies the night before), I had to poop first thing in the morning following unplugging my sound machine etc. pooped once before breakfast, and then again afterwords. Some of it was solid, but the wiping was messy both times. I also farted a bit, too. Speaking of farting, I played a fart compilation on Youtube. To Christopher and others speaking of squat toilets: I never used them before. Since the viral outbreak, I've taken a break from my elevator hobby, and now enjoy birds. Did you know parakeets poop every 12 to 15 minutes? If I ever had to poop that much, it would drive me nuts! Happy toilet addventures to everyone.Bianca
Silent Urge
Hi everyone! Yesterday I had a nearly silent poop after Mom got out of the shower. It was a bit urgent, but mostly solid. It was so quiet, that I barely heard the plop, and I did a little farting at the end. It sure was stinky. I slept with the heartbeat option on my sleep machine last night, and did a messy/noisier poop this morning. I had a long fart, too. My second poop of the day was messy, but not as loud. Bye
Victoria B.
Cabin fever
Hey!
This semester has been crazy so far but now because of the coronavirus situation all my classes have been moved online for the rest of the semester and will graded on a pass/fail system. I got laid off from my library job but I'll be able to claim unemployment from it and I'll still have my scholarships and stipend so I should be okay! Keep in touch because I love you all!
Two questions for today:
1) Have you ever been in a situation in a small bathroom where one or more toilets were out of commission? The toilet could be clogged, the door locked, a huge load left behind by someone too immature to flush, whatever reason. This happened to me last week and I had to break the news to an unexpected visitor when another stall in the bathroom was clogged and I was taking a huge poop on the only toilet still in commission!
2) This one is for the bidet users:
Do you ever have another turd make its way out after you've finished going and washed and/or wiped? That happens to me about once or twice every week. By the way I love mine and would definitely recommend it!
Love,
Victoria!
Question
Does anyone else get that feeling after dropping a log that you're not done yet but your body isn't ready to push another one out. Right now I'm on the toilet in that exact situation and my stomach hurts too much to even get up but I'm ready to get another one out so I've just been sitting here waiting. It's so frustrating, and I'm wondering if anyone else goes through this.
Taylor T
Survey
Hey all, I'm here with a survey for us to do!
Peeing Survey:
1: How long does it take you to pee?
2: How many times a day do you pee?
3: Do you wipe after you finish peeing?
4: Can you pee anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you pee?
6: How do you sit when you pee? (Ex. Squatting Sitting Hovering)
7: Do you like peeing?
8: Do you fart when you pee?
9: Can you pee with friends?
10: Can you pee at school or out of home?
Pooping Survey:
1: How long does it take you to poop?
2: How many times a day do you poop?
3: Do you wipe after finish pooping?
4: Can you poop anywhere with a large group of people?
5: Where do you pull your pants down to when you poop?
6: How do you sit when you poop?
7: Do you like pooping?
8: Do you fart when you poop?
9: Can you poop with friends?
10: Do you poop at school or out of home?
My answers:
Peeing:
1: 1-2 minutes
2: 6-7 times a day
3: Of course
4: Depends on who the group of people is
5: Ankles
6: Sitting
7: Yes
8: All the time
9: Depends
10: I can
Pooping:
1: Anywhere from 2-10 minutes
2: Usually once every two to three days
3: Yes
4: Yes depends on the group
5: Ankles
6: Sitting on the seat
7: Yes
8: Absolutely
9: Depends on which friends
10: Yes most of the timeMichael W.
Diarreha at Work
Hi everyone. Sorry that I haven't posted in a while. I've been dreadfully busy doing other things. With this Coronavirus scare I thought I would tell another story from back in the day to get my mind off of things so here it goes. It was the first week of December 2007. I was 19 years old. I was in between jobs and I kind of had long hair. I looked like Shaggy from "Scooby Doo." Anyways, I was working for the laundry department at the Willows. I remember I woke up in the morning. It was 3 o'clock. I didn't want to get up but I needed the money. At this age I remember every morning I would wake up with my stomach hurting and then after I got done eating my stomach was okay. Anyways, I had slices of toast with peanut butter and a chopped banana, a pop tart, and a glass of milk. Twenty minutes after I had clocked in my stomach started hurting. It wasn't the kind of pain I get when I was hungry, it was the other kind of pain. I started getting gassy and I was farting really loud. They smelled like rotten eggs. Lol. Anyways, I was the only person in the laundry room working. I had the whole room to my self for a while and I didn't care about blasting my farts and blowing up the room. When my stomach could not take it anymore. I ran to the bathroom where the break room was and I had diarreha for 20 minutes. My stomach hurt and my butthole burned. After that I was gassy again but not much farting and did make a couple more trips to the bathroom. My boss came in and yelled at me. "You're behind!" she said. She yelled at me about a lot of things but she didn't say anything about the room smelling like ass. Anyways, I had to let the smokers out and my boss yelled at me for taking too long. It wasn't my fault. Everyone acts like they own the place. I felt more diarrhea ready to come out after my boss scolded me again. I went back to the bathroom wherte the break room is but somebody was using it. I couldn't hold it in any longer. My stomach was hurting. I covered my stomach with my hand. "Please hurry up" I said in my head. One of the Pretty Nurses who works with my mom asked me if I was okay. And I said "No." This Nurse liked me, like she thinks I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Anyways, she said "You probably have a stomach flu, its okay." The Bathroom was ready for the next person. I went to the bathroom and splattered my guts into the toilet for 15 minutes. I slid my shoes off while I sat there to relax my feet. The Nurse knocked on the door and asked me if I was doing okay. I said yes. When I was done I went back to work and my boss yelled at me again. She says I've moving slow like I've never worked here before. And I told her that I wasn't feeling well. I didn't want to tell her that I was having diarreha bcz it would have been embarrassing. She yells at me and says "Why didn't you call off?" And I said "Bcz you don't have anyone else." Then she grunts and says "This is f**king rediculous." Okay, I hate being yelled at especially when I'm sick with diarreha. The moment I met this boss I didn't like her. After the interview I was thinking "I hope she dosen't hire me." With my luck she does. That day I was thinking to myself. "Why did I take this job?" Anyways, I went home and had diarreha like 2 or 3 more times that evening. Each episode of diarrhea I had was like 20 or 30 minutes. One time while I was on the toilet exploding out of my butt, I was looking at a magazine and my older sister Jeannea knocks on the door and asks for her curling iron. "I'm taking a shit" I said. "Are you serious?" she asked. I said "Yes." After I was done wiping with toilet paper and washing my hands I took like a cup of Pepto Bismo and my stomach was under control. Well that's it for now. I don't know when I'll post again. Happy Pooping Everyone.Constiguy
Toilet Paper Issues
The continuing shortage of TP is continuing. I was at the shops last Friday and there was great excitement because a TP supply had arrived. Each customer was allowed one only 10 pack and they had security guards to keep control!!! Who would ever have thought that !!! I then went to a office just near the shops and staff were running out to buy TP. As each person returned they had a real look of victory and happiness . Got home and the lawn mover fella was there and my partner gave him two rolls of TP as he had exhausted his supply. Now ladies and gentlemen it was noted at a supermarket in an exclusive part of Sydney a former prime minister and his wife were buying their rationed quota! Who would have thought that a former PM would be relegated to a TP procurer! Noted socialites, celebrities and business leaders and politicians have been seen queuing up for their share . As for me, as usual I set the example and only have been going to the toilet every few days and my stools are so hard and dry I have only needed a few squares, Interesting and weird times !Vincene
Public bathrooms & the pandemic
My niece Edie visited me last week. With school out due to the national crisis, Edie stayed over two nights. Edie is 8 and unfortunately there are no other children her age in our apartment building. Although I told her to go to the bathroom before we left our apartment, and she went in and did, our six block walk to the park and then some of the activities there, had her in pain and wanting to pee within about 90 minutes. I had a bottle of disinfectant in my bag and was intending to pull it out once we walked over the hill and around the lagoon and reached the restroom building.
Once I got the heavy prison-like door unstuck, and we walked around a wall, we stopped in our tracks. There were four toilets, each occupied by a child of varied age, with no privacy wall or door. Each was seated, clothing down and without any adult present. There was no toilet paper to be had anywhere in the room and one of the two sinks on the side of us was broken off. The youngest child, about a year or two younger than Edie, jumped down off the toilet, and was pulling up her sweats. As she came toward us, she looked away as if out of embarrassment.
I knew Edie had been in pain and needed to relieve herself badly, but I hurried over to the vacant toilet with her, grabbing onto the back of her jeans to slow her down. As I took the bottle out to spray seat, I found it was out. Edie started to argue with me about almost having an accident. Silently I was cursing myself for not having a second bottle or some wipes with me. The pandemic was no time for her to sit on a public seat without some protective cover. She complained, gestured to the others who were seated and relieving themselves, but I didn't give in. Instead I pulled her out of there as fast as I could. I was thinking of a couple of fast food places three or four blocks away. As we were walking some tall grass, actually weeds, we came upon a depressed storm sewer with a lot of trash collected and laying over the grates.
Since there was nothing but a few birds around, I told Edie that Aunt Vincene was going to teach her a new life skill. How to squat pee. I demonstrated by pulling my jeans and thong down, showed her how to use her legs to steady herself, and probably contributed a half-cup of pee into the drain. Edie emulated my stance, got a little frustrated when her first output started to pour down her inner leg, but I coached her through that and my niece had a generally productive peeing experience without sitting down. I was so excited for her. When we got home we baked her favorite cookies.
Although I was proud of how she changed her attitude and adapted, I was aware that I am somewhat disingenuous because while I was taught/indoctrinated one way by my mom (no direct contact with a public toilet seat ever!), by the time I was 16 I pretty much ditched that philosophy in order to be more like my friends. The pandemic, though, does worry me and I'm now more cautious again.Sarah
Clara: Thanks for sharing your story :) That must have been uncomfortable to sit in wet pants for the rest of the drive. Was that the only time your mom told you to go in pants or did it happen more than once?
Traveler: Thanks for sharing your stories too :) When you pooped your pants that was so nice of your friend to tell you not to feel bad. I know many people would be openly grossed out and disgusted in such a situations. Did she help you to clean up when you got to her house?
Catherine asked about the modesty pee or courtesy pee. I have heard those terms a couple of times and I also thought they mean going through your underwear or something, though I'm not sure that's the correct meaning. If anyone else has information on this I'd like to know too!
Mina
Thank you Catherine and everyone. I want to add. Often in this site I read, people go to loo and don't wash their hands. DANGEROUS!! Please please everyone, remember to wash hands well! After loo, and every time. Very important. Especially it is important now.
Love to everyone.
Your very own Minappé + 3
Christopher
Paper Round
When I was fourteen I had a paper round.I delivered papers locally within half a mile of my home.There was this housing estate which was being built.Some of the houses were already occupied,but the vast majority were nearing completion.One morning while I was in this area I needed a
shit very badly.I knew if I didn't go soon it would be in my pants.In two or three houses I saw bathrooms awaiting completion.I thought if I could get through the barred doorway I would see the toilet pan and be able to go poo.One of the houses was easier to get into than the others so this one I chose.I spotted the pink toilet pan,unbelted my jeans and pulled my
pants down.I sat on the porcelain rim as there was no toilet seat fitted.
My shit slid effortlessly into the pan with a very loud thud .(No water in the pan,well no plumbing connected.My log was about nine inches long and very fat.I think it was a very smooth and healthy sausage.I wiped with just one hankie so my pants were quite messed,I had to tell mum when I got home,but not where I had done it as she would have said you don't have to be dirty, you have a toilet here you know.
Tuesday, March 24, 2020
Catherine
Dear Toiletstool Community,
I wanted to send love, well wishes, positive energy and prayers to all of you wherever you are. I know we will get through this crisis! At the same time, I love our forum and each one who contributes, each one who reads, and all of us who might have a slightly odd interest in this normal part of life.
Love to all!
Catherine!Traveler
Bathroom Emergency on a WI Dells Duck Tour
In the past, I have had some issues with urgency to pee, but now, I take a medication that mostly eliminates that & in past moths that has not really been a problem, but before this time back last November I was in the WI Dells & decided to go on one of the Duck ride....the land & water vehicles. Usually, the vehicle is filled or at least has several people on it. As I boarded & was sitting there they were just waiting for more people to come, but after a while, the driver boarded...a young female college student. more people were showing up but she said they would just board the one behind us & that we would just do the tour even though it was just me. so she began driving & narrating. All of the sudden, I had one of those sudden urges to too. I did not say anything at first, but then it got worse so I informed her that I had to go to the bathroom & asked if we could cut the tour short or head back. She said "No, unfortunately these trails are one way only & the next Duck would be coming behind us & that the vehicle can only travel at the normal speeds." she said.."just try to enjoy the tour & I know, it makes one nervous when you have an emergency." She said.."Let me know how you are doing & don't be afraid to tell me if you have an accident, it's ok, just don't worry about it."
So there are a couple water landings & the trails are bumpy so all of those bumps got me going in my pants but I did not want to say anything. then she stopped briefly to hand me one of the booklets to see if I wanted to buy one & said...as she approached me said.."Oh, & I like...oh no!, I was gonna say I like your outfit & sweater..sorry about that. of course she could see my soaked pants. that was really embarrassing but at least there was no one else on board.
Christopher
Coronavirus and Toilet Paper
I think things should hopefully start to improve slowly now that it looks like Supermarkets will ration some items.I think also they should only be selling like packs of 12,not 9 or 16 or24 or 48 and have a limit of say
2 packs maximum.They could also keep packs of 4 for Elderly people which
needn't be available to anyone else.They should also be at a fixed price,
affordable to all.Good God, How did they manage in The Second World War?
ChrisTraveler
Response to : Being Told To Use the bathroom in you pants.
Hi & yes Sarah, that has happened to me. back when I was a child & I would say eight or so years old,I really had to pee when we were shopping at a grocery store & I started throwing a tantrum because there was no public restroom in there. generally, they would take us down town to the public restroom if we had to go, so when they finally escorted me out of the store, I thought that was where we were going, but instead they had me pee my pants in the parking lot & scolded me & said.."If you ever have to go that bad, just go in your clothes rather than throwing a fit.
Fast forward a few years & one day my Fourth Grade teacher would not let me use the restroom & I had to go so bad & was freaking out. I pleaded with her to let me go but she told me I would just have to hold it. By this time I was crying & told her I was gonna pee my pants. she did not respond. then I felt it giving way & looked down to see a growing wet stain on my pants, then the flood gate opened & it was everywhere..a big pool under my desk. I was so humiliated. Later on, my Mom told me I should have just walked out of class in went to the restroom anyway rather than having an accident in class, but then again, I was just trying to follow orders. My girlfriend is a teacher of elementary children & she says she would never do that, but that only one can leave to use the restroom at a time & she did have a student miss while she was waiting for her turn to go. back in my day, they actually would restrict you from going sometimes & yes, accidents were common.
One time as an adult, I was at church with an old friend of the family & she said we should use the restroom before leaving so we did & we had that out of the way..or so I thought, then we ate at an Old Town Buffet & as we were traveling to a neighboring town, my gut starting rumbling & I had to go no. 2 really bad. I was about bent over holding my stomach..she said..Oh, good heavens Jimmy, just go in your clothes & we will deal with it at my house!" of course I did not make it & all she kept telling me was to not feel bad & when you gotta go, you gotta go & that accidents are not just for little kids.
Sherryl
Doing my part during coronavirus
Hey everyone. So I've been quarantining myself and I have to work from home for at least til the end of the month. So, in the spirit of not using more than I need, I've ramped up my going potty outside and using stuff in nature to wipe with. This morning I dug a hole in my back yard and squatted and peed and pooped a huge load into the hole and grabbed some bark off a tree and used that to wipe with and buried my poo. Hope everyone is doing well, and can take inspiration from this.Tommy
Backyard Pee
Hello, my name is Tommy and I'm a 23 year old man in the USA! I've been lurking for years but finally decided it's time to post! I have been interested in both pee and poop for as long as I can remember. Even as a child I had an overwhelming fascination, and it carried into adulthood!
Now for my first story:
Earlier tonight, I really needed a pee after several glasses of water and beer. I was at home, but I wanted to spice things up from just simply peeing in the toilet. I remembered that there's this corner of my property between my shed and the neighbor's fence that is technically outside of my fence but it is nicely hidden away from public view. I thought it would be the perfect place for a late night outdoor release. I was worried that someone might catch me, but soon my urge grew and I decided it was now or never! I went behind my shed and pulled out my organ and released a lovely pee that had to be at least 45 seconds long! I made quite a little puddle. Feeling much better, I zipped up and went inside feeling so pleased with my experience that I began chugging water to be able to do it again.
Until next time,
Tommy
Christopher
Me and The Chamber Pot.
When I was probably Eleven and had just started at Middle School,I started
to suffer from constipation.My mum took me to the Doctor and he prescribed
some medicine which I called white jollop.It did help me to go however.I
was never one to go at school so when I got home mum asked me if I had been and I said no.She said well go and use the pot then outside your bedroom.I went up the stairs and put my blazer and trousers on a chair, and then pulled my pants down to my knees and sat on the chamber pot.It was porcelain in a white and blue pattern.The handle had a hairline crack in it and of course at night I used it to wee as our toilet was outside.I sat for about ten minutes straining and pushing and eventually my log slid out.I called out to mum that I'd been and she came up to me with the toilet paper.We both looked,It was knobbly to start with,but smoothed out after that.She said I would have to take more jollop and I sat on the pot a few times after.It made me think that when we are young we don't always appreciate what things our mums do for us.Please remember Mother's day!
Anna from Austria
massive laxative poo
@Elphaba Yes Salzburg is nice. Hope the Corona Virus is under control later this year so you can visit Salzburg, it is a nice place.
now to my latest story that happened just earlier this day.
Staying at home thanks to the Corona Virus issue messed with digestive system. Moving much less than moral caused a massive constipation I guess.
As could not poop for 3 full days now I had to take some laxatives.
I am not a fan of laxatives normally because they either do not work as planned or they work much faster then they should according to instructions.
I almost had accident once, when they worked much faster than the should. Luckily i could reach a a cafe in time.
But this time I had to stay at home anyway so it it didn't matter when they kick in.
I took one pill and just waited.
a few hours late I felt a sharp in my ???? and rushed to the toilet.
As soon as I was seated my anus opened and watery diarrhea splashed into the toilet bowl with lots of pressure and lots of farts.
It sounded almost like one of these diarrhea scenes in the movies. The show latest for some minutes then I felt empty. The relieve was only temporary though. Had to visit the toilet 2 more times to explosive diarrhea again before I was really done.
That's my story for today
greetings from Austria
AnnaTlana
Long drive back home
Because my college shut down for spring break, me and three others from my state made the long drive home. We shared the driving responsibilities on the interstate and outside of hourly bathroom breaks, we did our nine hour drive largely overnight. And because we were so busy with our schoolwork, we didn't know about the pandemic happening until we used social media during the drive.
So we stopped at our first rest area just about sundown. Tyrus, who is an athlete and who drove the first leg, made the call for the stop. Barbie, whom he has dated on and off, called out his evening "dump." She admitted she had to pee but was holding it because she didn't want to be singled out. Tyrus parked behind several long trucks and didn't lose any time leading the way to the bathroom building. Barbie, Morgan and I were together walking up the sidewalk, when Tyrus came running down to us and said there's no F*****' toilet paper in the whole room.
"You're going to have to hold it, hon" Barbie said, as we started walking away from him to the ladies side entrance.
Barbie whispered to me that she was going to bring him some toilet paper, but that she wanted to see him sweat first. Me and Morgan took adjacent toilets and I was seated and peeing a river before she dropped her jeans to the floor and took her seat. She asked me and Barbie to lend her toilet paper she could use to wipe the seat off with. We both said we didn't have any. She said she sooooo hated sitting directly on a public seat. Me and Barbie told her our trio was lucky because none of us was going to crap.
We flushed, washed our hands and used the electric drier to dry them. Barbie got a text from Tyrus who she said was stuck on the toilet with nothing to wipe with. She texted him back and said he was getting more profane with each message. I knew that there was a Summer Jobs handbill that I had taken off my windshield before we left campus. I ran down to the car, got it off the dash and gave it to Barbie. It was printed on the usual cheap blue paper.
Since Tyrus was the only one in the large bathroom, Barbie decided to play with him. Her first request was that he stand and show her what was in the bowl. She did and was partially impressed with the width and softness of his production.Then she asked him why he couldn't use his really old black boxers to do the wiping and then just throw them away. He got even more agitated, complained about sitting on the cold seat longer than necessary when Barbie teased him about the small size of his organ and how he was going to tear the handbill up into pieces to do the job. He lurched from his seat, grabbed it from her hand, and ripped it into four or five pieces. Then he seated himself again for the wipe.
As Barbie came out laughing, she found us in the doorway observing the whole thing. Morgan said she felt sorry for how Barbie embarrassed him. As for me, I just wanted to get back on the road again as soon as possible. We made two other stops on our way back home. Either all used up or stolen--there was no toilet paper available. I guess that can happen in a pandemic.Nobody
Near-Accidents
It's been a moment since I've posted here, so I figured I'd tell a couple stories that happened just over a month ago. I wanted to post sooner, but I ended up sick (part of the story) and then ultimately forgot about it.
A bit over a month ago, I was in my bedroom doing I forget what. Probably had just woken up. There was something I wanted to do, but I had to get to a toilet very soon. I grabbed the small number of items I needed to do the thing and headed to the bathroom. It didn't take me but a couple of seconds to find and grab the stuff. I got to the bathroom and sat the supplies down on the sink. I felt my back side starting to relax to release the load as I did, and I just about let it happen. I focused my energy on making it not happen. If it hadn't been diarrhea, I would have let it. Once I regained full control, I dropped my stuff and locked the door. As I started hobbling my way to the toilet, just two feet over, if even, I felt my load starting to make its way between my cheeks. Again, I refocused and regained control. It was all I could do to stop myself from filling my pants. Once I was clear again, I made the last half step to the toilet and dropped trough at the same time. I plopped my butt down and released a lot of smelly brown liquid. The bathroom smelled so bad that I chose to not do the thing while I was in there. I had a similar experience either the previous day or the next.
Just a week or so later, I was in bed asleep. I woke up at some point early morning (didn't check the time) and I needed to pee. It wasn't a very strong urge, but I knew it wouldn't be fun to try and hold it until when I normally would wake up. So I hopped out of bed and opened my door and looked towards the bathroom. The door was closed and the light was on and I saw shadows moving underneath the door. I knew it was occupied. If I had been the urge got a little stronger and I considered putting on a sacrificial pair of pants to pee in, should the urge get too strong to handle. Instead, I layed back down to wait. The urge eased a little and next thing I know, I'm waking up again. I didn't realize it yet, or I would have checked the bathroom again to see if it was clear. Instead, I layed there a moment and then I'm waking up yet again. I realize it this time (and I realized I had fallen asleep previously too). I hopped up and checked and the bathroom was clear. I rush in and start peeing. I couldn't get too strong of a stream going, but I peed for like a minute and a half. I still wasn't done, but I needed to rest my muscles a moment. I started peeing again and it took another half minute or so and I had to rest again. The next round took more like 10 seconds and I just gave up after that. I still wasn't finished, but I was mentally ready to leave. I went back to bed and slept a while longer.
When I woke up, my legs and hips and back and head hurt. I'm pretty sure I ended up with the flu for the following week and a half, but that story is off topic from here.
MyFakeName
Coronavirus shopping accident
Not sharing my real name, obviously, lol. I'm a 35 yr old mother of one in the USA where things have gone a little crazy with coronavirus prepping and quarantines and stuff. Saturday we had an early appointment so we went out for a quick breakfast and then to the appointment and then needed to go shopping. I normally have my daily BM in the mid-morning after coffee and breakfast but don't like pooping in public bathrooms. That was problem number one. Then everyone else was trying to shop at the same time so everywhere was packed like black friday or worse, so it was taking forever. Problem two. Then the first place we went was out of things we needed so we had to go to another place and then another. So its almost lunch time and i've been holding it for hours and was really desperate to pee and poop. I wanted to wait until we got home, but by the time we were about ready to go check out from store #3 (Target) i was feeling close to losing it. I had to stop walking and cross my legs to keep the poop from coming out and pretended to read ingredients on a box to hide it until it passed. When we got up to the check out the lines were all huge and slow and i waited for a few minutes but then it was so bad i lost a spurt of pee and knew i had to go now. I told my hubby to stay and hurried towards the bathrooms, clenching for all i was worth. I lost a little more pee as i got close and felt a trickle down my left thigh in my jeggings (leggings like denim jeans). I was starting to turtle head when i made it to the ladies room. there was another woman waiting for a stall and i got in line behind her and crossed my legs and tried to act normal. someone flushed and came out and the other lady went in. finished lady started washing her hands behind me. i lost a big spurt of pee and felt it spread and looked down and could see the dark patch on my crotch and upper thighs. another lady flushed and finally opened the stall and i started to push past her while she was coming out and apologized and tried to get the door shut and locked when i felt my body give up suddenly and i couldn't stop from pushing. the poop was mostly solid at least but came out very fast and filled my panties in no time, followed by the full flood of my pee all down my legs to the floor. I just stood there in shock. It felt like forever but really was less than a minute. I carefully pulled down my jeggings and then my panties - full briefs thank god - and dumped the orange sized poop into the toilet. It took a while to finish wiping off. But then i can't put the panties or jeggings back on and just walk out of the store. i texted my husband to get me new panties and pants or leggings. he asked why. i said why do you think? i didn't make it in time. so i sat there for like 20 minutes until a strange female voice asked if MyFakeName was in here? i said yes and she held a bag under the stall door and said my husband asked her to bring these to me. Great. I said thanks and put on the new stuff and shoved the soiled clothes into the bag and walked out. at least our child was not with us, that woudl have been more embarrassing, i think. bad enough as it was. thanks.