Catherine
To Carlie B - Replacing Toilet
Carlie,
I reread your post this morning and realized I missed the part about replacing your toilet. When I moved to the city to begin my career more than ten years ago (when I would have been closer to your age), I bought a two bedroom, two bath condo near the pharmacy where I worked. The first thing I did to the condo was replace the toilet after several clogs. Maybe some people poop larger amounts on a regular basis than others. I don't know. But sometimes I wonder how small most people's normal bowel movements are. Toilet designers must design the bowls, plumbing and pipes for average.
I did read that Americans, especially those in urban areas, like San Francisco, or the city where I lived, don't get near as much fiber in their diet as they should.
Just a few thoughts! Again, I hope to hear more from you!
Love,
Catherine!
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
Jon
School Accident Using Urinals
Has anyone else had a situation like this happen to them? at school I was always a bit pee shy but using cubicles tended to mean you'd be poked fun of so often I would struggle using the urinals. Well in the 8th grade I was doing just that between classes with a few friends in one of the school toilets. We didn't have that long to get to the next class and I needed to pee quite a lot but my bladder was being more shy that normal. I was having to push quite hard to get even a small stream of pee going and when doing this I could feel I needed to fart, I remember thinking what the hell it might be a little embarrassing but pushing hard enough to get my pee done was worth it.
Well in reality it was rather different, I pushed extra hard but it wasn't a fart instead I got a nasty supprise as a mass of semi soft poo exploded into the back of my underwear(y-front slips) with a loud squelch before I knew what was happening. My friends instantly came out with something like "ewwww someone's pooed their pants!" at which point I admit I panicked and just ran out of the toilet. I didn't know what to do and spent a few mins just hiding behind the sports hall but I could feel by know the back of my underwear/pants was a disaster area, could feel wet poo all over my bottom and on the back of my legs.
In the end plucked up enough courage to go to the school nurse who was actually very nice, had a private toilet and shower for me to use but I did end up having to change into my gym shorts whilst my underwear/pants were in the washing machine and naturally it didn't take long for what had happened to spread around the school and did tend to come up for a couple of years whenever I had a disagreement with someone, as far as school name calling goes I'd say "well at least I don't poo my pants" is hard to beat, lol.
I'm guessing I can't be alone in this? being pee shy and pushing hard to overcome it always seems to have that risk and honestly these days I prefer to sit in a cubical when I can to make sure it can't happen.Elphaba
Constipation sucks!
I thought that after having my bowels cleared out by that laxative would have solve the problem but, no, it's continued. What's more, I haven't made any changes in my diet apart from cutting down on the amount of chocolate I eat which, if anything, should help me from getting constipated. Also, as its been warm, today being the warmest this far this year, I've been drinking more water which again should prevent constipation. I was on antibiotic ear drops last week, but surely, I would have been constipated when I was on them and not a week later? Last night I sat on the toilet for half an hour pushing and the tip of a log kept on emerging out of my bum, but every time I stopped pushing it got sucked back up which was really frustrating. Today, after dinner, I was about to start washing up when I suddenly felt like I could poo, so I went off to my bathroom and lifted up my skirt and pulled down my red panties to my ankles before sitting down on the loo. I began by having a pee and then started to bear down and push whilst also going onto my tip toes. Luckily, this time I could feel movement within my rectum but it was awfully slow. I had been pushing for about ten minutes and had started to grunt when I felt a bit of a log break off and heard it drop down into the loo. After continuing to push and grunt for five more minutes I heard another 'flump' as the rest of the log exited my arse. Even though I thought there was more poo in me and despite further pushing, I couldn't produce anything. I got some loo roll and wiped; my poo must have been on the dry side as I only had to do this once. I then pulled up my panties and let my skirt fall around my legs before I flushed the toilet and went to wash my hands.
Victoria B, we never got that post.
Bianca
Massive Clog
Hey guys. We had the most biggest clog in our mobile home that we ever experienced before elsewhere! Both toilets were clogged extending all the way to the main cleanout, and the city connection pipes. When I thought our problem got better before, it eventually intensified. The problem was fixed today, and it turns out the past renters flushed wipes down the toilet. Mom says when the really bad area got cleared, jets of poop shot out. I'm glad everything is working out now. Bye!Anja
A comment to the story about building a cabin. A few years back my family spent the summer refurbishing an old house at the sea side. For about one month we had to manage without running water and a toilet. We always peed just around the corner. In the beginning I think we all tried to poop when going to the village for shopping etc. But after a while I think we more and more went pooping among the bushes in the seaside dunes. I think my parents as well as my sister and me did so. Not not only we did. Even the craftsmen working for us did. Once I walked in on one of them (the electrician!) when he was squatting to do his duty. I came up from behind and luckily he did not spot me before I managed to get away.Taylor T
Hey guys! I've had no stories to share lately so I haven't been posting as much :(.
Although today I do have a one story for everyone! First I wanted to respond to some people!
Victoria:
1) Have you ever clogged a toilet?- Oh yes I have many many many times, it's very normal for me unfortunately, if anyone keeps up with my stories, I have some massive dumps.
2) What do you do when you block one up? Grab a plunger? Break up the turd(s)?- I just grab a plunger and plunge it down.
3) Have you ever had to put on the rubber gloves and take your own poop from the bowl to get it to flush again? I don't think I've ever had to do this.
4) Have you ever clogged or had to use a clogged public toilet? Yes, I remember one time in 4th grade I pooped right after lunch during my math class and I clogged the toilet, I just left it because I flushed 3 or 4 times. And one time I had to use a clogged toilet, I was at my friend Britney's house and her 7 year old brother had clogged the toilet. Their plunger was broken and she had pooped so later on when I pooped I had to go on top of theirs, very gross!!
5) Have you ever blocked a friend/family member/significant other's toilet? I have, at my friend Jenna's house, I'm very welcome there and always poop if I need to. I've blocked their toilet about 2 or 3 times.
6) Have you ever had to admit to plugging a toilet after trying and failing to get it to flush again? Again yes, my first time pooping at my friend Jenna's was the day after Thanksgiving, I took a massive poop in her mother's bathroom because Jenna was showering. I admitted to her mom that I clogged the toilet and she was very understanding.
7) When it happens is it because you're a huge pooper in general or because you used too much paper? It's kinda both to be completely honest. Sometimes I'll take a huge poop and use little paper or a lot of paper.
8) Are you familiar with the two-flusher trick? I am not
Xander:
What is the longest you have gone without pooping and what was the result of that?
2 months ago I didn't go for 4 days because I wanted to build it up, I ended up pushing out 4 or 5 foot longs and clogged the toilet
What is the most desperate you have been? Did you make it? I was desperate at church class one time. I was probably 13 and had to take the biggest shit. The bathroom was a single toilet and I felt bad because I did clog the toilet, and there was no plunger.
Okay so due to quarantine I have been stuck at my grandmothers house all the way down on Cape Cod. I am from Kansas so I'm still getting used to the place and I should be going home some time later next week. Anyways two days ago on Wednesday I ended up going grocery shopping for my mom and grandmother while they were visiting my aunt on the other side of the Cape so I drove my mom's car to the store. I put on my mask and had to wait in line for about 20 minutes before going in. I took a small carriage inside and got a few things. I got some blonde highlights because mine were starting to wear off and I like my hair dirty blondish. I was walking out and my mom texted me saying she and my grandmother were going to stay over my aunts house for the night because of a storm so it would've been hard for them to drive home. I was soooo happy to be home alone cause I could dye my hair again and watch some good movies in the living room. I drove home and got settled in. As I was putting the groceries away I got that typical feeling in my stomach for a dump. I'll be honest it made sense since I hadn't pooped since Sunday so I was excited. I put away everything and headed into the half bath upstairs. It was a small bathroom with a toilet and a sink. The toilet had a round wooden seat and was usually always cold. I left the door open to the bathroom since I felt safe enough, I started my usual set up and pushed my leggings and pink undies down to my ankles. I sat down and farted and began to pee. I finished peeing and just sat there to let the big log come out on its own. My hole expanded probably 3-4 inches and the turd started to crackle out. It was about a foot long and 4 inches wide. Once again, I'm a huge pooper lol!Carlie B.
Clogging Survey + Huge Poo!
Hi my name is Carlie and I've lurked here for a while and thought now would be a good time for a first post. I'm 24 and living in San Francisco! I loooove to poop and luckily for me I poop really big! I was struck by the new toilet clogging survey.
1) Have you ever clogged a toilet?
Almost any time I use a normal, non high-powered public toilet. And I can even clog those with some frequency when I take a big dump!
2) What do you do when you block one up? Grab a plunger? Break up the turd(s)?
A plunger almost always does the trick. Occasionally I'll need a snake if it's a really bad clog. If I've clogged a public toilet I'll usually just leave it.
3) Have you ever had to put on the rubber gloves and take your own poop from the bowl to get it to flush again?
Rarely, but it's happened.
4) Have you ever clogged or had to use a clogged public toilet?
Definitely clogged them. I've used a clogged one a few times, but it's been a while!
5) Have you ever blocked a friend/family member/significant other's toilet?
Frequently.
6) Have you ever had to admit to plugging a toilet after trying and failing to get it to flush again?
Yea, although I agree with Arianna that admit might be the wrong word.
7) When it happens is it because you're a huge pooper in general or because you used too much paper?
Not paper I just take giant dumps lol.
8) Are you familiar with the two-flusher trick?
Away from home if my dump is multiple pieces I'll do it. But at home I would rather just plunge when I'm done.
I usually poop twice a day but sometimes just once. I currently live in a 3 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment with a couple roommates. When I use the bathroom at home, I clog it almost without fail. The toilet is really old and makes all sorts of weird noises. I know it's not just the toilet though for a couple reasons. First, neither of my roommates ever have trouble flushing. Also, they've both seen my poos in the toilet and think they are absolutely massive compared to theirs. I've recently gotten really into yoga and fitness in general and am eating a lot more. As a result, I've started pooping even bigger than normal. Because of me, we have a plunger right next to the toilet so there's usually no issues with me blocking our only toilet.
Last week though, I took an enormous dump, maybe my biggest, in our poor toilet that really clogged it up. It was one big log that felt amazing coming out. Even after nearly half an hour of plunging I couldn't get it to go down. All I had accomplished was shoving it further down the hole. I let it sit to soften up but it still wouldn't go. We left it till the morning. By morning, the entire apartment reeked of it. Because it was so big, a lot of it was above the water making the smell way worse. We didn't have any gloves, and I wasn't about to stick my barehand into the now brown water to pull it out. I went to a few stores around the city looking for gloves but they were all sold out. I ended up ordering some and paying for rushes 2 day delivery. In the meantime, the three of us used the restroom at a pharmacy down the street (one of the times I went I clogged it too, oops!). The apartment of course continued to smell like shit no matter how much febreeze we sprayed. When the gloves finally came I pulled most of the log out. The toilet was still clogged by a piece out of sight, but a few flushed and plunges later it was working again! After 3 days, innumerable flushes and 4 cans of febreeze my monster was gone! The bowl had a giant brown skid mark and the line where the water had sat for a couple days was stained brown. I got the skid mark off but couldn't get rid of the ring. We decided that this event was the last straw and convinced our landlord to replace the toilet. Luckily our landlord is a really nice guy and agreed. The new one should be installed in a couple days. Even though it's not technically true, we have been joking that I took a shit so big it broke the toilet!
That's all for this time. I'll be back to let you know about the new toilet.
Arianna: That's funny that your responses to the survey are similar to mine! Do you know of others that poop as big as you do? I have a couple friends who I know can take big ones but I don't think either quite compare to mine! Take care!Linda
dorm pooping
hey this is my first post. so i am in college and live in the dorm. a month ago i wasnt pooping for 2 days and ate a lot of food. on my way to lunch the feeling hit me, i had to poop. as i was on my way to the bathroom i saw my brunette teacher enter 20 seconds before i did. as i entered, the smell hit me. someone was pooping. this bathroom had 5 stalls and one was open. i entered and as i sat down i heard someone drop a loud plop and someone started a very loud pee. as i relaxed my poop started coming out and it broke into little pebble sized pieces with a lot of them falling loudly. as this was happening two girls entered saying they need to poop. the girl who peed wiped and left and the two girls decide to share a stall. one pulled her leggings and her panties down and sat on the back of the toilet. the other girl did the same and sat in the front. almost a few seconds passed before the first plops were heard. as they were pooping the two other girls were dropping a load too, with one having extreme diarrhea and the other being very constipated. the diarrhea for the girl just came every fast and she left very quickly. my teacher was still silent until the was a loud fart from her stall, and then a lot of plops very fast. as this is all happening i was pushing out a couple huge turds and one after the other they shot out of me. after a bit my teacher got up and left but didn't flush. the girl with constipation was moaning very loudly and then there was a loud thud as a piece hit the bowl. i was almost done now but was curios what the other girls were doing so i took awhile to wipe. the two girls in the same stall were almost done and one had started wiping, soon after the other did too. they got up and left very quickly and didn't wash their hands. the other girl was still struggling with her poop and after 2 mins there was another loud thud. soon she started wiping and washed her hands and flushed. now it was just me and as i got up i felt more coming and quickly sat back down and realized there was no ripely paper so i was forced to go into a different stall. i want in the one where the girls shared and saw the biggest pile of poop in my life. the toilet was filled with brown water and at least 30 turds. i sat down quickly and a wave of diarrhea shot out of me. once i was finished i tried to flush all the poop but it wouldn't go down so i left it. i looked in the other stalls but there was nothing except a few marks and turds that didn't flush correctly. as i left a girl came in and instantly ran out because of the smell.
Mustaf Dump
Post Title (optional)Khazi King
I needed a poo, but the bathroom was occupied. I tried to hold it but no luck, so I walked into the bathroom where my 11yr old daughter was pooping, lifted her off and sat her on my other daughters potty. I sat on the khazi and relieved myself loudly and abundantly. My daughter got off the potty and asked me to wipe her bottom, as
there was poop all over it. I wiped her 4 times, and when I had finished, she replaced her knickers, and washed her hands. She said she didn't mind using the potty as it was an emergency!
Regardless guy
Very urgent dump
I was on a trip out of town when I started to feel my stomach rumble I knew what was coming . It started to feel worse and very urgent find a exit off the interstate . I am saved there is a small station ahead. I park my truck walk very briskly to the door make my way to the restrooms and no the was was propped open and a bigger Latina woman mopping and sweeping I just stand there she sees me and ask if I need to pee I look at her and tell her I need to sit on a toilet as fast as possible I gotta go she smiles and says hang on she finishes the end larger stall and tells me to go ahead I thank her I figured she would leave but she stayed cleaning the other stall and sinks . I tried to hold it but when you are on the toilet and about to die she was right there and I just let go it was a sloppy soft gassy mess I was so embarrassed. She moved quicker after I let the initial blowout go she left and I felt so much better i was still pooping when another gent came in and had severe diarrhea in the other stall. While we occupied both stalls few came and left then a dude came running guess he saw the first guys feet went straight to my stall trying the door he just sighed stood and waited he spoke up after few minutes asking one of us to hurry I told him I am about done . I flush excite and runs in and erupts that was one busy bathroom.
LC
Response to Victoria's Survey
1) Have you ever clogged a toilet?
Yes, countless times. It's a regular occurrence unless I implement other measures.
2) What do you do when you block one up? Grab a plunger? Break up the turd(s)?
Plunge if possible. Sometimes I've been caught in situations where there was no immediate solution.
3) Have you ever had to put on the rubber gloves and take your own poop from the bowl to get it to flush again?
Yes, once or twice. I'll use a pot of boiling water if it's really bad.
4) Have you ever clogged or had to use a clogged public toilet?
Yes, clogged public toilets many times. Yes, I also been forced to use a clogged toilet due to no other options and obviously made things a lot worse.
5) Have you ever blocked a friend/family member/significant other's toilet?
Yes!
6) Have you ever had to admit to plugging a toilet after trying and failing to get it to flush again?
Yes and I've had situations where I wasn't caught, mostly as a boy.
7) When it happens is it because you're a huge pooper in general or because you used too much paper?
Huge pooper
8) Are you familiar with the two-flusher trick?
Yes, I use it a lot at home, because plunging all the time gets tiresome.
LC
Rosalynne
Being marked by Wal-Mart
When we were out in public back when I was in 1st grade my mom didn't extend me any independence when I had to use the toilet. She would walk me into the bathroom, many times look into a couple of cubicles and then select the best one for me. Once in there, I could be in pain, have my clothing down to the floor and be a couple of seconds away from an accident, and she would pull of some toilet paper, wipe off the seat, then pull another sheet and wipe off the flusher before allowing me to take my seat and do my thing. I remember a couple of times I cried out "Come on!" while I was in pain.
I always was wondering why mom didn't have the trust and confidence in me like when I was out with my friends and their moms. So the opportunity arose one afternoon when I was at Wal-Mart. My babysitter was Ianne, a high school student very calm and matter-of-fact who would walk in with me, take a toilet and go about doing her own thing. The cubicle next to her was still in use but a girl came out as the toilet was flushing. I couldn't wait to use more of my independence. I noticed there was a large paper soda cup floating on the water. The fact that it hadn't flushed didn't surprise me. I dropped my clothing and placed my butt on the warm seat.
I partially burst out laughing when Ianne tooted a couple of times an then I could hear some exasperation of relief as she pushed her poo out. She had her jeans at her feet and I noticed she was widening her legs as she worked to get the job done. My pee stream was picking up and I felt great about my independence until I felt my underside getting sprayed. By sliding back on the toilet and looking between my legs I could see the floating soda cup was the problem. I reached down, tried to grab the rim and push it, but that didn't work as my now painful pee started up again. Ianne sense something was wrong. I told her what was happening. Since we were the only persons left in the bathroom, we switched stalls. When I seated myself and got my pee going again I got to think about how big Ianne's poo was and how my peeing on it wasn't causing any problems.
I was impressed that Ianne stood for just a couple of wipes, but than seated herself again for the conclusion. After another couple toots and a splash, she pulled off more toilet paper. I knew there was no way she was going to be able to successfully flush with that cup in there. A couple of minutes later when Ianne and I were exiting the bathroom, she told the first sales clerk about the stopped up toilet. This clerk, who seemed to be a few years older than Ianne gave me the most cold, icy stare. I thought that was so unfair.
Mina
Not my idea
Dear Dear Victoria!
Thank you your sweet mails! I am happy you like bookmark idea. But it was not my idea, it was idea of Maho. I told her you like it, she was happy and blow kiss to you. You are so sweet! We love our very own Victoria.
I forgot tell everyone, but in March, green loo had leak near floor, so we changed loo. New loo is off white, but we still say "green loo". We went to showroom and of course we chose loo which makes biggest plop noise when we drop turds. We all look forward to plop music when crush sit on loo long time with beautiful busy bottom! New green loo is noisy, but loo in Wales was more noisy. (But flush of new loo is very quiet.)
New loo's washlet doesn't have drying function, these days most loos don't have I think. Beige loo also doesn't have. But we all four are happy to dry wet beautiful bottom of lovely crush!!
Now lockdown is ease, in Japan too, but please be careful everyone. Distance 2 metres and wash hands and disinfect. I want everybody be healthy.
Love from Mina and Maho, and Hisae and Kazu
Constiguy
Peeing and Pooping. Monika B
I note the posts by Monika B. As to peeing I just pee whenever ! One thing I wish to raise is the subject of a big BM. When I sit for a shit I usually we first and then poo . What I particularly notice is that when I am lucky enough to have a big poo I then wee again and soon after that flow stops I wee yet again , I am wondering if a loaded bowel , in my case, impedes the flow of urine and when my bowel is empty my bladder is able to fully empty as well? What do you think ?
Jhon
Embarrassing truck stop poop
Hi I am a truck driver delivering goods across the country.it is. Ot always easy to find a place to stop when you need to go, that mentioned my gut was really hurting bad probably gas station bbq I finally roll up on a older looking truck stop. I run in looking for the bathrooms they are in the back I walk up to the men's and there is a sign right under saying ladies also bathrooms are being reminded one at a time. I open the door and see a lady waiting for the 2 stalls I close the door and wait in agony I am literally about to shit myself . The door opens and a girl walks out that works there cause of the uniform she tells me there is a urinal I am sure they wont mind I just stood there and said I need to sit really bad she ohh they be out soon. Couple minutes pass a lady walks out I rush in she says her sister is still in there I told her sorry this is the men's and I need a toilet now. The stalls were wierd solid concrete swirling to floor with no doors just shower curtains but I didnt care I rush in close my curtain sit down and trying to be quiet but once it starting moving there was no stopping I exploded very loudly moaning in relief I heard the lady flush and leave and I was still erupting must of been the bbq I was still pooping when my curtain flys open there is a heavy set lady looking at me she said omg I am so sorry closed my curtain and went into the next stall I could hear her having a semi soft poo as well she was only a couple minutes when she flushed I heard another voice get out Carroll I am busting she also had a more of a diarrhea poo. When she finally finished I got up and proceeded to make my getaway. I am sure glad they are remolding those damn shower curtains suck.
Jasmin K
Typos and replies
I just want to point out that my name appears to have got a typo in my last post. It shows as. n K. Then in the post above from Victoria B the first part of my name appears above.
A quick hi to Abbie - good to see your post and how good it is that you and your friends ar comfy pooing around each other.
Constiguy. You asked about having a poo under unusual or different circumstances. Well apart form the ones I've posted about before like my friend Chloe and I sneaking into a hotel function suit toilets and havin a who could do the most poo competition and after a couple of times being found out the only other that comes to mind was when we were on holiday abroad in Spain.. I was about 7 years old at the time and me, my sister ,mum and her BF went to Spain.. The actual problem started at home in that as I recall I had been quite constipated before we travelled to the point on the day we left home I couldn't do any poo at all. ,Mum wanting to avoid any dirty knickers en route and during the flight made me wear a pull-up ( i soiled my knickers a lot and had special ones to wear when I was constipated I also wore a pull up in bed because of it coming out when I was sleeping and wetting). Anyway first couple of days I remember we were exploring the area and I remember wearing the knickers I had for when I was constipated. Anyway we were going to spend the next few days on the beach and despite an hour on the loo each morning before going I really couldn't poo. Anyway this day on the beach I had my bikini on and had been playing in the sea and so on. Any way I ended up doing some poo in my bikini but just carried on knowing I would get into trouble. Any way mum spotted the dark patch on my bum and called me over to her check me and said right young lady we will sort this and with that picked up my spade and dug a hole in the sand and put my bucket in it. Pulled my bikini bottoms down and plonked me down on the sand over the bucket and said to me that I had to sit there untill I did it. I had too sit there on the beach with lots of other around and make like I was playing on the sand whilst straining to poo into the bucket. I don't know how long I sat there for but I remember mum had brought food and I sat there eating mine. I did quite a big load as she dispatched her BF with the bucket with food wrappings on top of my poo for him to empty it somewhere suitable. I remember my bum was bleeding when I stood up but she just pulled my bikini up and told me to play in the sea.
That's all for now
Jazz X
G
Here to night right after dinner my wife really had to go, holding her stormach complaining loudly. She sure looked like she had to go a lot!
She tried to hold it for little while but then told me that she could not hold it back.
She went to the bathroom. She only had a little shot of diarrhea, and that was all, but it was really urgent!
I bet there is more to come later to night.
Cheers
GCatherine
To Peter
Peter,
My apologies for failing to respond. I am very familiar with V.I.Poo. We sell Poopourri in the pharmacy gift shop. They have hilarious YouTube ads! But I've also heard that it is very important to smell your poop. I mean, all of it stinks, but I'm always on the lookout for a healthy smell, as opposed to a dead flesh or sulphuric, eggish smell.
I hope you are well!
Love,
Catherine!
linda
hey, this is my first post on here. i am currently in college and living in the dorms. last month i ate a lot of food and was constipated for 3 days. I was on my way to lunch when the feeling hit me, i had to take a big shit. so as I'm walking to the bathroom i see my brunette teacher walk into the bathroom, about 20 seconds later i walk in. the first thing that hit me was the smell. it is a 5 stall bathroom, and 4 were in use. my teacher took the closest stall and the 3next were taken so i went to the far stall. as i sit down i hear one of the three girls release a plop, and the other was releasing a hard stream my teacher was silent. as i fell my butt start to relax another girl starts her poop, it was a few snakes that were pretty dry as she was moaning a lot. when my poop gets closer i knew it would be a lot of pebble sized pieces and was prepared. PLOOOOP,PLOOP,PLOOP.PLOP as the poop hits the water. as this happens the door opens and two girls come in saying that they need to shit. a few seconds later one girl stops her pee and leaves the bathroom. the two girls decide to share the stall and walk in together. one drops her leggings and panties and scoots to the back, the other does the same and sits in the front. moments later you start hearing a lot of shit hitting the water and the two girls complaining about backsplash. as this is happening i start feeling more poop coming and most of it was harder so it stayed together and hit the water very loudly. another girl ends her poop and starts wiping. moments later she gets up and leaves. that only leaves my teacher, the two girls and me in there. I start having diarrhea and my teacher gets up after 3 plops and wipes and washes her hands and leaves. now i can hear those two girls still dropping turds and one gets up to wipe. the other soon does the same and they leave without flushing. now I'm the only one in there and I'm starting rap things up. now my poop starts shooting out very fast making a lot of noise, after i wipe and look at my creation, there was Alot of small pebbles sized peieces filling a lot of the bowl with 4 medium turds in the middle. i flushed and got curious what was in the toilet next to me. I opened the stall door to see the two girls had made a huge pile of shit that filled the bowl and was starting the pileup with a lot of small turds. I decided to let it be and check the other toilets, one had a bit of a snake that broke off but the rest was gone and left a few skid marks. In my teachers stall was a very long log the didn't actually flush correctly that was floating at the top. I left and swore to never eat that much again.weird experience
so a few years back i was a senior in high school and our school was very old so it needed repair and they paid the seniors to fix the place. so me and my guy friend were like "sure easy money" and we got employed to do it. well turns out i was the only girl in the whole thing and one day there was job in the girls bathroom. of course i was the one who had to do so i went in there and was told to clean the bathroom and fix the smoke detector. so i cleaned the bathroom first and it went smoothly. as i started to fix the smoke detector, there was a soccer practice and a few girls came in. the smoke detector was right above the stalls and i had to use a ladder to fix it so i put an out of order sign on that stall. well the girls come in and didn't really notice me and took the other stalls. well i was fixing the detector, i heard a few people pissing. they soon got up and there were only two girls left, who were presumably pooping. well i looked down and saw the stall next to mine had a girl in it presumably constipated. she was moaning and leaning far forward to get the poo out. I looked down to see a 4 inch turd hanging from her butt and was in shock. she didn't notice that i was there and continued to push. as the turd grew bigger the started to make more grunting noises and it grow to be easily 10 inches before it broke off with a loud splash. she looked relived but still had more coming. out shot a 3 inch piece and she was done. she let out a loud moan of relief and started to wipe. she got up but her poop wouldn't flush, so she left and walked out. moments later i herd big plop from a stall farther down and realized there was still someone pooping. she started to groan and her poop started to break up into pebbles and drop in the bowl. for a good 3 minutes that happened and she got up and wiped but was weird and didn't choose to flush. as i was already done with the detector i got curious and closed the bathroom door so no one would come in. i looked at the stall next to mine and saw how big the poop was, it was HUGE and it wouldn't flush so i had to fix that too. after cleaning that stall i went to the other stall and there was at least 60 little pebbles and a medium sized turd sitting in the bowl with a lot of toilet paper, lucky that flushed so i didn't have to clean that up. after i left i heard a few girls go in to the bathroom. i'll save that for another story.
thanks for reading
have good pees and poops everyone!
Annie (Anny) from Taiwan
Huge poop at naptime
At naptime shortly after lunch I felt the strong urge to poop. Went to the WC, pulled down my undies & shorts and sat. Gave a gentle push and a HUGE poop came out and kept coming and coming. Finally I was done. I stood up to wipe and turned to look at the monster I created. WOW! I had filled the toilet about 3/4 of the way with a giant log! After a few more wipes I tossed the TP in the toilet and flushed the beast down. Wow!
Happy pooping!
Bianca
Clog
I saw the mention of toilet clogs on here, so I thought I'd contribute a clog question. Has anyone ever had a complete sewer backup including your toilets? Our house had the biggest clog in history, and it was cleared not too long ago, thank goodness. We have 2 toilets, and when Mom plunged ours, the poop/etc went back into the other side of the line. Basicly, everything from the toilet all the way into the main sewer cleanout, and city pipes were all clogged with poop/pee etc. It turned out the real cause of the clog was both baby wipes along with butt wipes. Once after doing a soft poop during the clog and telling Mom, she bagged it up, and threw it in the dumpster. I didn't poop directly in the bag, so she had to skoop it out of the toilet first. Feel free to drop a response on this forum. Bye!
Sol
Peeing during a 17k run
I was a regular jogger in my college in India. I could run upto 25km during one point of time. I run three times a week - one slow but long run during the weekends and two short but faster runs during weekends. A trip around my college campus is 5.5km long.
This happened during a 17k run in a Sunday evening. I drink water every 5.5km round the campus. Normally, I do long runs in the morning. the water is enough to compensate for the sweat lost due to the hot tropical sun. However, this was a evening run and I drank too much for the weather. Hence towards the end of my 17k run, I had a little bit feeling of piss. Under normal circumstances, I can ignore this and do my work. However, I was already near exhausted and the feeling of need to pee was annoying. Hence I went through an desolated road in my campus which was away from the eyesight of hostels. I loosened my running shorts and relieved myself. Feeling relieved, I ran.
Nobody saw me. Even if I had been seen by a security guard, it wouldn't be an issue. People do this all the time here.
Monday, May 18, 2020
5ft Em
Hi everyone, I'm a long time lurker, never really posted but sometimes I think actually I'd like to post that experience! So this time I will!
I've just got off the loo after jumping on & off about 3 times to make myself go. Heres a bit of history - I've suffered with chronic constipation my WHOLE LIFE. I'm 27 now, I've had this for as long as I can remember since first school so my insides must be so broken. Anyway, because of this I can no longer feel the need to have a BM. Only when it gets very VERY bad and I am super compacted I feel something but that's literally when my rectum cannot hold anymore, so I have to force the urge.
Right! Now story time!
About an hour ago I put in a suppository because I hadn't been in a couple of days and knew I'd be in for some trouble (i'm supposed to take a laxative called movicol everyday, but it's usually once a week). So an hour goes by and I went up to sit on the loo. As usual, I had to force the urge and sat on the toilet, nothing happens. I pushed a bit with the urge but only some liquid came out. I get back off then on again, push some more and a little bit slowly came out and plopped into the water. But there was an obvious big piece that was being really stubborn and just would not budge. So again I get off then back on and push as softly as possible then start to feel the tip come out but it sucked back up. At this point I was getting SO frustrated, I thought one last time give it one more then I'll take a break. I got back on the toilet, let the urge build up then started to push. It slowly came through the point of no return and plonked into the bowl, it must have been dense because it was quite a loud thunk below. There was still more so once that piece came out I started putting the pressure on again and a final bit fell into the toilet with another kerplunk.
It was so good to get it out & if I have anymore good stories I will come back & share!
Elphaba
Story and answers to Monica B's questions
The past few days I've been getting constipated. Instead of my normal load I've only be able to squeeze out a few pebbles despite feeling like there was a big fat log in my rectum. So, I brought some Ducolax and, like the packet said, took a tablet just before going to bed. At three-thirty in the morning the worst stomach cramps I've ever had in my life woke me up and I made my way to my bathroom. After dropping my panties to my ankles (as its been warmer, I've haven't been wearing my pj's to bed) I sat down on the loo and had a long pee. Then a couple of minutes of sitting there and my stomach going round and round, I farted and a wave of liquid poo shot out of my bum followed by another and another. My stomach was still hurting so I massaged it for a few minutes until I had a further wave of diarrhoea and sounded off more farts. Then I stood up and looked into the bowl to see that the water had turned a light brown colour. Next, I sat down and wiped a few times. I thought I was done but didn't want to be caught short so I kicked off my panties and walked back to my bedroom to get my iPad. Sitting back on the loo I watched a few Who's Line is it Anyway clips. And good thing too because suddenly my stomach cramped and this pushed a load of mushy poo out of my arse. Sensing, this time, that I was finished I wiped again and put on my panties. I then went back to bed and eventually drifted off to sleep again. After that experience, I'm going to avoid taking those tablets again!
I'm also going to answer Monika B' questions
1. What's the longest you've held your pee?
Seven and a half hours. This was actually a few weeks ago when I pee'd just before leaving my flat for work at about half six in the morning and because it was extremely busy on my ward that day the next time I had chance to use the loo was at two in the afternoon
2. What's the longest you've held your poop?
Three days. I wrote about the time when I didn't poo whilst on a school trip to Berlin and when I become constipated whilst visiting New York a few weeks back.
3. Do you use public restrooms?
Yes, I have no qualms about this.
3a. For poop?
Absolutely. I love pooing in a public bathroom and actually I'm really missing doing this with being in lockdown
Building a cabin in the mountains
Last summer my family was building a new cabin up in the mountains. The whole family took part in different activities. After the roof was placed we slept in sleeping bags in the cabin. No kitchen, no bathroom, no toilet. We washed ourselves and our clothes in the creek and we went to toilet in the nature. I think we found it a bit awkward and even embarrassing but there was no other option. There was an uwritten rule saying that it was "occupied" out there when the roll of toilet paper not was available just inside the door! Therefore we managed to get things done in privacy from own family members. But there were other cabins also under construction around. And they all lacked toilets! Many amusing situations emerged!!!
Sherryl
To Arianna
Both of your ideas are good. It would be good to go in the woods to poop. You can always take a little trawl shovel with you and dig a hole n then squat and poop in to it, wipe n bury it that way, that way when you have found a good place, you can go back to it for a while and just dig a hole in different spots. That's what I do when I go in the woods sometimes, especially when I'm on my property. How are you with pooping on the woods? Would love to discuss this with you further.Catherine
Responses and brief survey
Victoria: That sounds amazing! I hope you are well!
Mina: Loved your story!
Arianna: Thank you for the shout out! I hope you are well!
Recently, I discovered a hashtag encouraging us to "normalize" pooping. What does that mean to you? What do you suggest that we can do (or doo) to normalize bowel movements?
Love to all!
Catherine!
Arianna
Clogged Toilets + New Place to Poop?
Seeing as everyone is talking about clogging toilets, I figure I might as well chime in and take the survey.
1) Have you ever clogged a toilet? Many times lol
2) What do you do when you block one up? Grab a plunger? Break up the turd(s)? Use a plunger and keep trying to flush
3) Have you ever had to put on the rubber gloves and take your own poop from the bowl to get it to flush again? No
4) Have you ever clogged or had to use a clogged public toilet? Many times to both.
5) Have you ever blocked a friend/family member/significant other's toilet? Friends and family many times, significant other no.
6) Have you ever had to admit to plugging a toilet after trying and failing to get it to flush again? There's not really anything to admit, people who know me know I clog toilets lol.
7) When it happens is it because you're a huge pooper in general or because you used too much paper? I take huge dumps. I don't use much paper, I'm not a meticulous wiper.
8) Are you familiar with the two-flusher trick? Yeah but usually I get too focused on getting all my poop out to remember to flush, plus it would be uncomfortable to hold my load back once I start.
I usually take 2 big dumps each day, and since I started thinking about how I clog toilets so much I thought maybe I should find a new place to poop at home. I've pooped in the trash before when I knew I was going to take a really massive one, and that is easy to clean up but it stinks the house up bad.
I could poop in a bucket in the back yard, then throw the poop in the woods and rinse the bucket out with the hose. My neighbors couldn't see me, but they might be able to hear me if I grunted loudly and I don't know if they'd be able to smell my poop. I don't know if I'd care either.
Or I could just walk to the woods and poop. This would be easier but I'd have to go for a bit of a hike and poop in a different place each time because I wouldn't want to build up a big pile in one spot. What do my fellow toilet cloggers think of my ideas? Does anybody have better ideas or experience with this? I'd love to hear what you think. Thanks.
Shoutout to Catherine, Victoria B and Mina. I love your posts.
Tlana
Answers to several questions
In my almost 10 years on the forum I've posted several times about my childcare work. I started at 11 and it keeps me very busy. For some reason, at certain times, almost 3/4 of my kids are boys.
Peeing in the car--it has only happened in a few cases, real emergencies, where this college student has encouraged it. Most recently, in January I picked a 8 year old up at his apartment for a weekend. I reminded him before I locked up but he was too anxious to leave. He lied to me about going. At his age, I don't think I should have to watch him pee, but....... Unfortunately, we were stuck on a freeway, with no place to get off for a few miles, an accident up front along with some construction had us moving at 5 MPH and Tomas was starting to cry out of pain. I had him climb into the back seat where on the floor, where I'm kind of a slob, and grab a large energy drink can I hadn't thrown out. I told him to lean up against the back of my seat, hold it tightly and pee into it. I knew he was in pain as he grabbed the can, almost cutting his unit as he lined it up, scraping his unit a bit on the aluminum opening. I turned the radio down and heard a rain-on-the roof like patter that went for about 60 seconds. As the can filled, Tomas said it was warming up. Then I told him to zip up. I held the warm can with my right hand while he finally got zipped up. Then I handed it back to him and told him to keep both hands on it (insert curse word that I was later sorry for) and not spill it. About 10 minutes later the traffic jam continued but I showed him a large sewer right in front of us. Thank God it was the curb lane. Instead of getting out and quickly pouring it out, he got down on his knees and dropped the can in. I didn't complain about his not following directions. We still had another 20 minute wait for the accident to be cleaned up.
What do I do when I have a 4 year old in tow and need to use the bathroom? I tend to be pretty strict on this because I care for so many boys. I enter the ladies room, go into the stall, latch the door, and insist that the boy stand nose-against the door while I do my thing. Then I flush, wipe and he leads the way out where he stays close to me at the sinks. By the time they are 5 I have them do the same thing, but they are on the outside of toilet stall. I'm very good about keeping my eyes on their legs to make sure they don't wander off.
Thursday, May 14, 2020
Peter
The Smell
To Catherine,
The smell! The smell! I agree Catherine.The smell is the biggest source of embarrassment from having a dump.
You said that you stocked toilet sprays at your pharmacy.Do you sell a product called v-I-poo?You spray this one in the bowl before you sit down.
Back in 2017 here in Australia an ad for this product ran on prime time television.It talked about punishing the porcelain and stinking out the toilet.It created a lot of commentary on social media and is still on you-tube if you want a laugh.
Constiguy
Different Pooping Situations
I note the posts by Enna regarding Plumbing Issues. The question I have has any one got stories about when they had to have a BM under unusual or different circumstances? It could be an attack of diarrhoea on the golf course or a desperate poo behind a tree in a park .... and so it goes on ! I look forward to replies ! The
Mistee
My "other bathroom" experience
My "other bathroom experience" for me happened first about 20 years ago.
It was in July. I was 11. I was spending my usual vacation week with my grandma. She lives in a large apartment building so much of our time together was she showing me her city. So I was a couple of days without a poo, although I was seated and punched out a couple of pellets while waiting for her to pick me up at the airport.
So a couple of days later grandma had to work a funeral and reception at her church. Tamika, a year older than me with Afro braids to die for and an adventurous attitude lent me an extra bike so we went out on this bike and running trail. I think we rode 4 or 5 miles into another part of the city. As we neared a park area Tamika, after we stopped to catch our breath after pumping up a bit of an incline, told me her f*****' bladder was going to explode.I told her the exercise made my poo immediate.
We would both have had a accident if we hadn't run with our bikes to this weird metal building. It advertised Toilets in really faded letters. We were so defeated when we got to the Ladies door. Tamika immediately said our best bet was on the mens side. I could tell she was in really great pain. I told her my poo was turtle-heading. There was no door problem for the mens. I was worried when she barged in without looking because some guy could be on the toilet, pants down and understandably pissed off. No problem though. There were two fixtures. A sink off the wall, really filthy, with the single faucet leaking steadily. Then across from it was the toilet. Equally or more so dirty and smelly. The oval black seat seemed bigger than the toilet and seemed loose. How many others had unflushed poo in the bowl I wouldn't want to guess at.
Tamika didn't waste any time. She dropped her red shorts and underwear to her feet and placed herself awkwardly onto the sink. She was so steady. That surprised me and I told her. Her pee started immediately and continued and continued. She was watching me and said this was either her fourth or fifth such sink piss. I needed a little push, then came an eruption of gas and a poo the size of two bananas that I had to give more push to. But it came out. Both Tamika and I felt relieved. I wasn't about to try and flush my toilet. It was so filled that my poo was all above the water. She jumped down, turned the faucet on, and with her hands she splashed enough water a around to hide what she did. The length and strength of her pee was amazing. I told her she was lucky the drain wasn't clogged.Nickel Plate
The other bathroom
The other gender bathroom I have used. I had to poop and I went in my gender bathroom at work. and the only toilet was being used so I sneak i the the woman and they only had two toilets. I am a truck driver and I just came in not realizing that it the beginning of the day shift. I went in and use there pot. and than few ladies came in. and used the other pot. I got done and left when I stop hearing ladies so I could sneak out sorta.
Arianna
Clogged Toilets + New Place to Poop?
Seeing as everyone is talking about clogging toilets, I figure I might as well chime in and take the survey.
1) Have you ever clogged a toilet? Many times lol
2) What do you do when you block one up? Grab a plunger? Break up the turd(s)? Use a plunger and keep trying to flush
3) Have you ever had to put on the rubber gloves and take your own poop from the bowl to get it to flush again? No
4) Have you ever clogged or had to use a clogged public toilet? Many times to both.
5) Have you ever blocked a friend/family member/significant other's toilet? Friends and family many times, significant other no.
6) Have you ever had to admit to plugging a toilet after trying and failing to get it to flush again? There's not really anything to admit, people who know me know I clog toilets lol.
7) When it happens is it because you're a huge pooper in general or because you used too much paper? I take huge dumps. I don't use much paper, I'm not a meticulous wiper.
8) Are you familiar with the two-flusher trick? Yeah but usually I get too focused on getting all my poop out to remember to flush, plus it would be uncomfortable to hold my load back once I start.
I usually take 2 big dumps each day, and since I started thinking about how I clog toilets so much I thought maybe I should find a new place to poop at home. I've pooped in the trash before when I knew I was going to take a really massive one, and that is easy to clean up but it stinks the house up bad.
I could poop in a bucket in the back yard, then throw the poop in the woods and rinse the bucket out with the hose. My neighbors couldn't see me, but they might be able to hear me if I grunted loudly and I don't know if they'd be able to smell my poop. I don't know if I'd care either.
Or I could just walk to the woods and poop. This would be easier but I'd have to go for a bit of a hike and poop in a different place each time because I wouldn't want to build up a big pile in one spot. What do my fellow toilet cloggers think of my ideas? Does anybody have better ideas or experience with this? I'd love to hear what you think. Thanks.
Shoutout to Catherine, Victoria B and Mina. I love your posts.