Alisha the next door neighbor
Good thing it wasn't carpet...
First off I'm surprised this site has been around since the 90's. Got to be one of the oldest websites around.
Secondly, I'm a woman in her early 40s, tall, petite, my bowel movements are usually pretty regularly, like I would go every day or other day and I could produce a pretty dent amount and I haven't had much issues with my bowels since I was a child until recently, which is what my story is gonna be.
About a couple months ago, my job had started back up again during the mist of the COVID19 when the lockdown started to get lifted. During the pandemic I've been avoiding public toilets, or pretty much any toilets where I had to share with strangers so I had been holding it until I make it back home. It hasn't been much of an issue until last week on Friday. I work in a small office setting and the layout is pretty simple, there's 3 private office rooms, which I occupy one of them, the small front lobby, a small washroom (which is out of order) and a small employees lounge.
I'm usually the last to leave due to the amount of paperwork I need to get done, so I'm always the one to close up. Last Friday was not an exception. During the late lunch, I started to get the urge to poop. At first I ignored it by focusing on my work but the urge kept getting stronger as time went on and when late evening/early night time came along, I was the last one there as usual. At this point, I had to poop really badly I could barely hold it in anymore and I knew it was gonna be bad due to being constipated for the past few days, so I was pretty backed up.
I decided to quickly wrap up my work so I could leave and when I was just about to pack up, a sudden urge came that caused me to let loose a violent fart. The fart was enough to cause this thick solid poop start poking out. I clinched my cheeks as best as I could and managed to prevent it from coming out. I slowly got up and gently pressed on my stomach as another urge came and caused me to clinch it and prevent it from coming out again but this time it was harder. As I stood there, I knew I was in trouble and couldn't make back home at this point.
When the urge was coming back, I quickly contemplated about how I'm the only person there and that I have my own office, then when the urge was starting to become really hard to bare, I decided to do something I didn't realize I was ever gonna do. I quickly slid my long skirt, panties and heels off so I'd be more comfortable, then leaned my back towards the wall next to me and gotten into a semi squat position so it looks like I was sitting down but just without the chair. As I was in the position, as the urge was so bad but I made one last attempt to regain control of my bowels but it ended up being a failing battle as it was too much for me to bare. The tip of that solid poop slowly reappeared and when it was slowly making its way out, I started groaning and thought to myself: "oooh here it comes, I can't hold it in anymore, I'm about to poop on the floor.....", and after several minutes later, I pooped out a really long one. Another much shorter one soon followed and dropped right on top of the first.
I stayed in that position to take a breather for a moment before checking out how much of a mess I made, which was a pretty large one. I quickly cleaned up the mess as best as I can shortly soon after and I'm glad it wasn't carpet that I had pooped on as that would've been worse.Catherine
Replies
Jenny: It's so good to hear from you! Life has slowed down fairly since I sold pharmacy business. Though I still work there, it's only as a pharmacist! I don't have to worry with some of the details associated with owning a small business! Congratulations on your "island" poop! That must be really satisfying! Yes, I continue to have my two daily, voluminous doodies, which are really more snake like than mushy. I've pretty much concluded that stress leads to more mushy, less formed stools, even though it does not increased the frequency for me! Our family is well. Our girls are online for school and our little boy turns three this month! Now, I'm counting down the days until I hit the big 4-0! Always good to hear from you! Also, love and prayers for your family and all in Seattle. I know this has been a rough year, though it has brought about some positive changes!
To Shannon, Shanna and Trina: I hope you all are well! I look forward to continuing our conversation. I promise to share my story. I need to get a little down time to do so!
Love to All!
Catherine!Tim (from TX)
Walked in on at work
Greetings all!
I've posted a few times here over the years, typically with regard to a few toilet stories of mine that have happened over the years. Today is like to share a new one that happened just this morning at work.
It was early and I was the first to the office. I'm very regular and almost always have a large bowel movement each morning. As a fairly large man (6'2 200 lbs) I typically am on the toilet for about 15 - 20 minutes during which I will drop between 3 - 5 large, solid turds in the bowl.
Today as I was early, I figured I had some time to myself and I entered our downstairs single-occupancy bathroom. Normally if other co-workers are around I use a stall upstairs when I need to poop; however, as I was alone I decided to use the more comfortable toilet seat downstairs. I went in with some documents to read as I sat on the toilet and dropped my turds.
I sat down and immediately began to pee. I ripped two or three long, loud farts (as always) before relaxing and beginning to gently squeeze out my first turd. As my first slowly descended into the bowl, my strong aroma filled the room.
** FLOOOOOMP **
My first turd dropped into the bowl with a splash and I sighed a bit in relief. Continuing to read, I began squeezing out a second larger turd. As the turd descended into the bowl, I was shocked as the door to the bathroom opened abruptly and before me stood one of the women in the office! The shock caused me to clench, resulting in my large turd immediately falling into the water while she stood in front of me.
** PLOP!! **
I sat there speechless. She immediately said "Oh I'm so sorry!" and slammed the door. Without thinking I had forgotten to lock the door to the powder room! Oh was I embarrassed!
It's not even the fact that she saw me having a large bowel movement, it's more so the fact that she saw me sitting there with my pants around my ankles. I'm sure she heard plenty, smelled my aroma and saw more than she wanted to...
As an aside, I almost always wear male bikini briefs and / or thong underwear. Today I just so happened to have a bright yellow thong clearly visible around my legs when she walked in. As a guy who wears business suits to work every day, I'm sure there will now be some new water cooler talk about me...
Anyway, I resigned myself to the fact that the damage was done. I spent another 10 minutes in there and dropped 3 more large turds before wiping several times. I flushed, washed my hands, sprayed some air freshener and walked out with my head held high.
What else could I do?
Anyway, hope some of you find this story interesting. Feel free to respond.
Tim from TX
Urq
To: I LIKE TO SHIT
Welcome and I've enjoyed your posts a lot! I enjoy your frank and forthright enjoyment of pooping! Hope to hear more from you!
I drive a lot for work and had to stop and poop in a lay-by today! I felt the need before I left the house but was running late, so thought I'd wait til I got to the clients premises. However, on the trip I felt a huge pressure at my back door and I could feel it wasn't a very solid one! A lot of the public conveniences are closed due to COVID, so I found a lay-by with some bushes, pulled in, grabbed the wet wipes from my car (always keep a pack in the car for various emergencies) and had a loose but satisfying dump behind the bushes. Cleaned myself up and deposited the dirty wipes In the overflowing bin and continued the journey to work!
Sammy
To End Stall Em: I really enjoyed your answers to that last survey. Especially the answer about going in your school's restrooms.
To Catherine: Did anyone find out it was you who clogged the toilet after that football game you mentioned?
To Carlie B: I really enjoyed that story about Hillary's big dumps! Keep the stories coming.
To Rebecca: I really liked that story about pooping in the woods while camping. Do you usually crap out unusually big turds?
To Taylor T: When did you start clogging toilets?
Anna from Austria
@Jenny aka SIS
Of Course I have read your Story. Must have been really embarrasing.
And no unfortunately I was not alone when I discoverd the mess. Actually my then roommate Viktoria, was the one who discovered it first.
I prefer sleeping just with a t-shirt and underwear and it was also ok for both of to move around in the flat in that attire. After weaking up I had to pee. So I went to the bathroom for the wee and to take a shower.
On the way to the bathroom I meet Viktoria. I just said moved further to the bathroom. After I turned my back to hear, she said that I should check out my panties.
I did that after reaching the bathroom. I was wearing White normal panties and in back section you see a big Brown poop stain. Thanks to White Color is was perfectly visible. I had some skid marks in the past in my panties that was the biggest one I ever had. It looked like that I did not wipe at all. Cannot remember so I will never know.
Although I was embarassed I felt a bit relieved that it was Vikoria. Because she was as crazy Party Girl as I was. And she had drunk accidents too. Nothing pee or poop related though. Let's just say that she had to puke at a not a very appropriate place.
So she was not in the Position to Judge me. She also never did. We never talked About subject again.
I hope this answers your Question well enough @Jenny
Greetings from Austria
Anna
ps: I do not know why my anwer to the Survey post was posted twice. I just submitted it once.
Wednesday, August 19, 2020
Anna from Austria
Survey
1) Have you ever pooped during a wedding party?
Yes, 2 or 3 times. Lots of food and plenty of drinks always make my bowels move pretty fast.One time it was especially embarrassing.Must have been pretty drunk at the time I needed to go. there was either not enought toilet paper left, or I was to lazy to clean properly. I do not know how this happened exactly happened but my panties got big skidmarks. Did not notice it until the next day though.
2) Have you ever pooped during sleepovers?
no
3) Have you ever pooped at school/work when the cleaning lady is cleaning the bathroom?
It has just happened once. Not at school but at work. I was about he leave the office when I needed to poop really bad. Te cleaning process of the toilets had already started about that time. But I could not wait. i rushed into the ladies and said sorry to the cleaning lady and did my noisy poop while the cleaning lady was wiping the floor. Felt bad about that it could not be helped. I would have never made it until home.
4) Have you ever been so desperate to poop that you went when everybody could see/hear it clearly?
Well yes and no. I normally do not care if I am not alone in the bathroom when I need to go. So I have been heard many times by other people. But so far nobody has seen my pooping. During my 3 outdoor poops I had in my life I always had enough privacy.
5) Have you ever pooped at a club or disco?
Yes many times ihe past during my wild days. I am in 30s now so I grew out of he party culture. And during my 20s I loved clubbing and was active almost every weekend. Unfortunately plenty of Alcohol, especially the Tequilla shots I loved back then, could make me poop prety quick. So I had to go quite a few times. Was not funny though. The toilets very not very clean, and i always had to cover the seat with TP. Could not use too much paper either in order not to run out of when cleaning myself.
6) Have you pooped during family gatherings or parties?
No not yet.
7) Have you ever heard people pooping in the stalls while you were looking in the mirror?
Many times yes. It is interesting though. Some ladies do not care at all if they have company or not. But some are als reather poop shy. I was doing my makeup once at small bathroom at the mall during my jobbing days at university. It was employee bathroom only. While I busy with my make up, a girl entered the bathroom working at the local game stop. I just knew here from seeing. she greeted me and want into a stall and locked it. Then she pulled down her pants and did literally nothing the whole time while I was there. But as soon as I left I could hear a loud fart and big splash. She must have held it for quite some time.
I am always quite impressed how some people are so good at hiding the fact that they are desperate.
I cannot do it, if I hold it for just a while I start farting like a storm. I think that is the reason why I never had to chance to develop a poop shyness in the first place.
If I need to go I am screwed anyway. if hold it too long people while notice it, that I need to go anyway. So I can go just right away.
that's it for today
Greetings from Austria
Anna
Kamdyn
Remembrances
Me and my boyfriend Kallen were cleaning out my room the other day since we're both headed to college next month. As we were putting clothes and things in like piles, he reached under the bed to pull out my tennis racket and found one of my thongs with quite a bit of crap sticking to the racket. He swore but not enough for my mom in the bathroom across from my room to hear. I tore it off the strings and quickly stuffed it in a drawer that we had already gone through.
Kallen and I have known one another since we started kindergarten together 13 years ago. As soon as we were old enough to ride our bikes farther than our street, Kallen and I would have an occasional peeing and crapping contest. We used the park a lot because at certain times there were not a lot of people around the bathroom building. Just a couple of years ago at 170# he won the crapping contest by 30 seconds but there is no way I can produce the bowl filler he does. And he does it without flinching or any movement as he sits. On the pee side, however, I've been the winner by about 40 seconds. My pee is continuous and does toss around a previous person's crap not flushed in the bowl. Once, during about the first 10 seconds, it broke a crap piece in half. I was really impressed to show that to Kallen, who tried to brush that off. I looked him in the eyes, said F*** y**. He leaned down and kissed me.
A couple of days before that I was helping Kallen clean out his room. His dad came in with a few boxes for us to use and started to jab at Kallen about for the first time in his life he's going to have to regularly use bathrooms away from home. That is especially true about his craps because Kallen, going back to grade school, has done everything he can to avoid crapping at school. With me it is pretty much a daily necessity and I don't try to avoid it. Sure, some of the bathrooms are pretty filthy, especially after about 10 a.m., but I sit down, get rid of my waste, wipe and wash my hands. I try to get out of there and back to class as soon as possible. When we were working alone again and going through the drawers, sorting clothing, I gently reminded him of the first week of school in junior high. His mom was suppose to pick us up after school, but she had a meeting come up at work, so he had to hold his crap in for almost two hours longer than usual. He and I were sitting on a bench outside the cafeteria and while we were trying to work out our math problems, Kallen was fighting back an emergency in his underwear.
I went down to the restroom area for what I think might have been my fourth pee of the day. I had taken my crap during 3rd hour. He walked down we me and sat outside the bathroom entrance while I peed. He said he could hear most of what I did. When he started to sweat and looked pale, I closed his math book, left his bag and phone on the floor, and half shoved and half walked him to the boys entrance. Finally I know that I got through to him that he had no choice. I heard him walk around in there, probably deciding what toilet to take, and then I heard his 150# thud onto the seat and then some mad farting, followed by lots of splashes into the toilet. I heard his phone ringing and ran back to where we had left it on the floor. It was his mom and she was waiting in the parking lot. When I told her he was in the bathroom taking his crap, she couldn't believe it. She asked me twice if I was sure. She asked me what I had done to convince him. Also she took us over to the mall for a pizza dinner before dropping me off.
Kallen had a bit of a relapse when we started high school because there were no privacy doors, small squares of toilet paper, a number of teachers who were sarcastic and rude when you asked to leave class for the bathroom, and sometimes students who were smoking pot not liking the interruption when another user walked in on them. But me and Kallen made it, pandemic and all!
Mina
Hi everybody, I stay away long time, I am sorry very much.
Taylor T, I looked for your post, it was long time ago, so I hope your mother is fine now and nobody else in your family was catch the virus.
We are OK and we are being careful very much. We don't go work every day. Only some days, other days are telework. We decided we don't go back hometown because they say, don't travel far away.
(Normally, in this time, it is custom to go back hometowns and clean family grave.)
We hope nobody else this site has the covid 19.
Maybe dangerous to go into loo when someone is doing motions into that loo, but we go. And after, we wash hands in hot water long time and put pasteuriser on hands.
So when I was brushing teeth, Hisae sitting on loo and she said, Minappé I feel funny feeling.
I went into loo and took her hand and said, "what kind of feeling?"
She said, "I don't know."
I look in loo behind her. Two large turds there. Very bright brown, like caramel. I think, very ordinary motion. But Hisae's voice is strange a bit.
Suddenly Hisae's stomach compress and she stiff. I look behind, and her beautiful bottom dome out and huge fountain of caramel puree started to come. But never stop! More and more and more. So much she did, and high speed! I wanted flush, but I didn't dare, because she still doing big pressure and huge volume. Bururururururururururururu!
After about 15 seconds maybe, pressure is less. She was now doing little pieces. I said, "I flush". She nodded her head, so I flushed, I surprised because water level didn't rise so much, and most of her huge motion disappeared, but some still in loo. Japanese loo flush is strong! even it is only about 5 litres now. It was about 9 litres before. Our loo is new one. (We were in green loo.) She stayed on loo few minutes more and did some little pieces, then she said "finish". She was on loo about 8 minutes I think.
She gave me warm smile. I said her, "are you painful?" and she said, "not painful, but when big puree come out, I felt strange feeling." Then she said, "Because you are next to me Minappé, my funny feeling go away. When Minappé near me I am most happiest woman in all the world." So I said her, "when Chae near me I am most happiest women in all the world." And we hug long time, then I make tea.
I do survey.
I never poop during a wedding party, but day after my brother's wedding finish, I went to loo for half an hour and I was very shock when I look in loo. My motion is huge always, but that one was double size! I flushed three times, actually four because after last flush I did little bit more.
Poop during sleepover... only in Hisae's old flat, and Hisae's hometown house.
When cleaning lady is cleaning.... it happen once, in office. I was a diarrhoea, so before she finish to clean other loos, I made huge bururururururururu noise, I couldn't help. And she said "Are you OK?" I said, "soon OK. Sorry you can't clean this loo!"
So desperate that everyone can see.... This one I am hard to answer. Yes, people can hear. I had experience with my colleague Mari, I told before this site.
Club or disco, no. Family gathering, no.
Hear people pooping while I am at mirror.... Many many times!!
Love to everyone.
Your very own Mina and three lovely crushes.Jenny aka SIS
Stan-Hi Stan. funny enough work poops are pretty silent. I think ladies ( I don't know about the guys) are trying to be quiet. Either they are trying to push out their bigger logs slowly so there is less of a plot or they are holding in their poop until they are alone in the restroom. I have done both of these in the past, though I have gotten less self conscious pooping in public, I am sympathetic. I am pretty sure I recognized some of my coworkers shoes in the bathroom, but I don't bring up with them "hey I saw you in the bathroom? have a nice poop?" We are all pretty intellectual, professional woman at work (and many attractive ) and we don't openly discuss how we made a big mess of our booties when we are having meetings and seeing patients at work. I do that here....and gyms
Now the gyms...those are kind like high school and college. There are a few quiet gals who wait for people to leave to drop a bomb, but more ladies, including myself, let their guards down at they gym. While at work, I think ladies lower their pants and panties pretty high. at the gym, I see shorts, yoga pants and panties lower to ankles, which is my preference. A lot more talking, not on the phone, but ladies talking to each other while making plops, farting, and even moaning in pleasure. I personally moan while I poop at home, but not as much in public, though I have done some involuntary grunts for some of the harder poops
Anybody else notice discrepancies of restroom noise from workplace to gyms? Personally I let myself fart and plop at both work and the gym poops. Either way Im doing my business and getting back to business in a few minutes. but I think people take longer at work to be more discreet and quiet. I love pulling my pants and panties down to my ankles when I poop, but like I mentioned before, if I have a skid, I will leave my panties at me knees or even mid thigh. As anyone seen somebody's dirty underwear dropped to the ankles at a public restroom? I have never seen it in real life, but I read that a few time at this site.
Andrea and Bianca - Andrea have your ever tried a squatty potty or a stool to elevate your feet? I poop pretty quick and don't need to push much, but occasionally I will strain a little more for a couple "pebbles" after pushing, and have read squatting helps pooping and elevating you feet sound safer than squatting for many people. I have some Physical Therapist pelvic therapy colleagues swear by the squatty potties ( product placement not intended )
Anna from Austria-I read yout survey about pooping at a wedding. did you read mine? OMG, I was so embarrassed! were you alone when you found out the next day about your poor wiping jobs or did someone else ( a partner..or um..a new friend )see your dirty panties? what kind of panties? I had a lacy full cut which was bad because they actually rode up my crack more than a thong wound and got probably dirtier than a thong, but honestly protected my dress better. It was still white ( at least it was). I am surprised I never posted about this. So I know my panties were filthy because I pooped twice at my wedding and I already had my best friend wipe my butt once earlier tin the evening, and i didn't want her do it again. honestly I had so much wine, that is probably why I let her wipe the first time. As you can imagine, my new husband want to.. um "get to business" when we get got to our hotel room, but I insisted I shower first. So I threw my skidded underwear under the bed as quickly and subtly as I could and went straight to the shower to rinse by crack because I knew my husband wound join me in the shower. I never picked up those dirty panties from under the bed either....poor cleaning lady...!!
Mistee-oh my goodness, by husband teases me about my skids, but it is always in a loving playful way. I get really embarrassed, but I don't think i have ever gotten really mad at him. Im sorry your boyfriend makes so you so angry. I share very similar self consciousness about my dirty underwear, and even though I have embraced that we all get skid marks, even your boyfriend, my husband and those glamour's Instagram models ( but not Catherine ; ) I still blush when I talk about my skidded lingerie. I have totally tried to get clean using two flushes and half a role of toilet paper, then went to pee later and wiped my crack to find some more poo after seeing my skidded underwear. dry toilet paper just doesn't do it I think? and I have in my husbands words a "juicy" booty which I think is harder to clean that someone with a flat butt
Catherine -how are you and your family? Hope you get some sort of break or vacation even is you don't get to travel. Hope your are well and to keep on topic with the forum: how are those big poops? I just had a huge morning poop where I created an "island that was about two inches over water!
curious guy - I think you are on to something. I wear a lot of dresses professionally and wipe standing up, so I get my worst skids at work, even worse than the gym where my butt gets sweaty and I often take a pre or mid workout poop. Now my gym and work have HORRIBLE toilet paper and I always blamed the toilet paper , but now Im thinking, I usually only wipe 2-3 times when I pull up my dress because my dress often start falling down by the 2nd wipe. I have not had worn long or fake nails since I became a nurse (infection control) so I cannot attest to that, but that is a funny though. I usually associate long nails with women who are more glamorous then me ( more make up expense clothes, perfume. ) Also a reminder that that home of these Hollywood, Instagram stars and Models might have their big booties not so wiped..
Anna from Canada-I miss you!!
Victoria B- How is grad school?
Feedback questions to all
1. Ladies if you wear a dress or skirt and you use the toilet, how low do you drop your panties ( if you are wearing any lol)?
2. Have your haver seen a neighbors pants or underwear down to there ankles in a public stall with skidmarks ?
3. Do you have long or fake nails? do you think your panties are less clean when you wipe when you have the fake nails
4. Ladies how dirty did you underwear get after a wedding? If your underwear was dirty, were you the bride, bridesmaid or a regular guest? Is this normal for you or was it other factors related to the wedding like having along fancy dress to pull up and not being able to wipe normally or getting really sweaty from the dancing and reception? What kind of underwear?
5. Do you let your guard down more when you poop at the gym than work in terms of how much noise you make? ( plopping sounds, fart, moaning, talking to neighbors or on the phone)Jenny SIS
Addendum questions
6. Do you use the toilet seat covers in public restrooms ?
7. Was this your practice before the COVID Pandemic or did you start recently
8. If you had to use toilet paper to cover the seat the seat covers were out or not offered and their was limited toiler paper would you rather take your chances and have enough toilet paper to wipe more or protect you gluts and let your crack get dirty for at least a few hours ?
✧Lopsided Luna✧
First Post- Hello Everyone :)
Hi everybody! I've been a long time lurker on this site, and tonight I got the confidence to finally post something
Sooo I guess I should give you all a brief description of myself. Well, for starters, my name is Luna, I'm 18 years old with wavy brown hair that falls just below my armpits. My build is average, I'm 5'8" with a little extra weight around the chest and butt, but nothing crazy. My skin is fairly pale with a slightly red tint, and I have dark green eyes. Also, as my name implies, I'm lopsided- one of my legs is longer than the other, to the point I can stand up and swing it freely.
Now for the toilet stuff: My poop today was rather boring, a medium soft ten inch log that broke apart near the end, and it didn't smell like much. Normally they're a lot bigger, especially if I haven't gone in a couple days.
Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this post, and I have lots of stories over the four or so years that I've taken a special interest in using the bathroom, so I'm open to any suggestions (Clogging toilets, going outside, almost getting caught outside, a few accidents).
Until Next Time
-Lopsided LunaPoopwoodapple
Girlfriend had to go
Last night we had a bonfire all my family.We had a party all day and we eat allkind of food drink wine and beer my gf had a few coffees.Then we had steak on BBQ.After lunch we started the fire
We chatted all together then around 11:00 my gf ask me if i can walk with her up to the toilet shed . I thought she had to go for a pee
Well she when in alone and took a really good dump sound like a slushy pooping from outside of the outhouse when she was almost done she ask me to come inside to see her productive dump. OMG it was unbelievable the amount of green shit she had made in that porcelain bol then she started to wipe she wipe 4 times and raise her pantie and pants i told her that i needed to go myself and i sit on the bol before she flush.she told me the toilet is full of diarrhea and it might not flush properly with my shit over her dump so she pull the handle half of the load when down and it clogged up as i was already pooping that green slime stop right on my but i raise a bit and let out the rest of my poop i pull toilet paper and wipe my ass she was laughing so much . We then look at our creations and took the plunger and flush again it when away but the stinking last for 2h after in the toilet shed
I LIKE TO SHIT
like to shit outside but because of rain not much chance recently.I only just made it the other day did some in my knicks and exploded in the pan all the marks washed out of the nicks. yesterday I did a hugh turd in the pan sat down and it slowly slid out wiped once and no marks.outside for a walk and stopped for a shit but nothing came, I am now at home and have now got the urge. Recently I was outside and before I could find a place I felt a shit coming so I just stood and did it I took my shorts off and lowered my knicks and there was a hugh shit in them as they were old I slid them off and left them on the path, today they had gone I wonder what happened to them. must go now and drop this shit in the pan. black knickers on at the moment.
Bianca
Ongoing Issue
Although I said my bowels are back to normal almost 4 years post-cholecystectomy, I suppose in some people it can still hit on the wrong side of the poop spectrum off and on like me. Continuing into August 2020, was no exception today as I pooped mushwater at least 3 times. For me, I can't find any constant food triggers (as discussed before) so I say it's a stretch of the body still levelling out the poop consistency. I remember being so eager to get off of my no fat diet, that my first meal that I clearly remember having the runs after was pancakes. Back then it was probably partially fat related, but now I think it could be an adjustment thing combined with the occasional stressors of life. Regardless, I've gotten so used to it by now that even if it doesn't completely go away, I'll still live a happy life enjoying whatever. When I feel a farty sensation that's like a solid pressure indicating that poop could run or splat, I go immediately when I can so as to not sneeze shit myself or cough shit. Anyway, bye!
Monday, August 17, 2020
Stan
Hi Jenny SIS
Do people hear you plopping at work and gym? ( in the toilets of course )
Do you hear them?
Gregg
to Citadel
I used to pee in tje same flush as my brothers. Ever heard the term if its yellow let it mellow but if its brown flush it down? Thats how we would try to help save on the water bill hehe
Andrea
Dumb Idea
Two days ago I went to the toilet three times. I was only able to push out a turd about the size of a large marble each time. Yesterday I had gas all day but no urge to go. This morning I had my husband insert a suppository up my rectum before he went to work. I sat around for awhile waiting for it to work but it was taking longer than usual. So I decided to take a shower hoping that the hot water on my back and butt would get things going. as I was getting undressed I could feel an urge to go. Since I was naked I decided to squat to see if I could clean myself out better. I spread a whole bunch of toilet paper on the floor. I'm not as agile as I used to be so I hung on to the vanity counter to lower myself into a squat. I was only in the squat position about 30 seconds when I could feel the shit explode from my ass. It just kept coming for a good two minutes. I knew there was more to come but I couldn't stay in the squat any longer because my legs were starting to ache. I knew there was a massive amount of shit under me and I couldn't wait to look at it. I started pulling myself up with the help of the vanity counter. All of a sudden my hand slipped and I landed with a thud right in the pile of shit! All I could do was laugh. There was crap all over my butt cheeks, butt crack, the back of my legs and even on my bush. when I finally got myself up, I wasn't sure if I should clean the floor then take a shower or the other way around. I decided to take the shower first otherwise the shit would be dripping off me as I tried to clean the floor. After cleaning myself and then the floor, I couldn't wait to tell this story to all of you.
Bianca
Bathroom Etiquette
Hi guys. While enjoying a bathroom related video today, I learned that it's a bathroom rule not to squat because you could fall. I also learned that it's not good etiquette to talk on your phone while doing your business neither. I guess this makes sense, because not everyone wants to know your private bodily matters except I suppose a bathroom enthusiast (if such a person exists). Also, not everyone wants to hear your conversation on the toilet. Me, I don't mind if people break this rule sometimes. I've not heard anything in a bathroom from someone else that I wouldn't want to hear. Some other good advice I heard was to clean up after yourself, and even use a bathroom fan. I suppose people could find poop smells offensive. To end this post on a happy note, I'm now enjoying another vintage toy that came out in the late 1990's called a silly slammer. For those of you 90's people on the forum, these are beanbag characters that you throw against things and they say phrases. I don't think there were ever toilet related silly slammers made, but you never know. Have a good pooping/peeing day everyone. Bye!
Anna from Austria
Survey
1) Have you ever pooped during a wedding party?
Yes, 2 or 3 times. Lots of food and plenty of drinks always make my bowels move pretty fast.One time it was especially embarrassing.Must have been pretty drunk at the time I needed to go. there was either not enought toilet paper left, or I was to lazy to clean properly. I do not know how this happened exactly happened but my panties got big skidmarks. Did not notice it until the next day though.
2) Have you ever pooped during sleepovers?
no
3) Have you ever pooped at school/work when the cleaning lady is cleaning the bathroom?
It has just happened once. Not at school but at work. I was about he leave the office when I needed to poop really bad. Te cleaning process of the toilets had already started about that time. But I could not wait. i rushed into the ladies and said sorry to the cleaning lady and did my noisy poop while the cleaning lady was wiping the floor. Felt bad about that it could not be helped. I would have never made it until home.
4) Have you ever been so desperate to poop that you went when everybody could see/hear it clearly?
Well yes and no. I normally do not care if I am not alone in the bathroom when I need to go. So I have been heard many times by other people. But so far nobody has seen my pooping. During my 3 outdoor poops I had in my life I always had enough privacy.
5) Have you ever pooped at a club or disco?
Yes many times ihe past during my wild days. I am in 30s now so I grew out of he party culture. And during my 20s I loved clubbing and was active almost every weekend. Unfortunately plenty of Alcohol, especially the Tequilla shots I loved back then, could make me poop prety quick. So I had to go quite a few times. Was not funny though. The toilets very not very clean, and i always had to cover the seat with TP. Could not use too much paper either in order not to run out of when cleaning myself.
6) Have you pooped during family gatherings or parties?
No not yet.
7) Have you ever heard people pooping in the stalls while you were looking in the mirror?
Many times yes. It is interesting though. Some ladies do not care at all if they have company or not. But some are als reather poop shy. I was doing my makeup once at small bathroom at the mall during my jobbing days at university. It was employee bathroom only. While I busy with my make up, a girl entered the bathroom working at the local game stop. I just knew here from seeing. she greeted me and want into a stall and locked it. Then she pulled down her pants and did literally nothing the whole time while I was there. But as soon as I left I could hear a loud fart and big splash. She must have held it for quite some time.
I am always quite impressed how some people are so good at hiding the fact that they are desperate.
I cannot do it, if I hold it for just a while I start farting like a storm. I think that is the reason why I never had to chance to develop a poop shyness in the first place.
If I need to go I am screwed anyway. if hold it too long people while notice it, that I need to go anyway. So I can go just right away.
that's it for today
Greetings from Austria
Anna
Kenna
My first buddy dump with Josh
Hi everyone, kenna again. I have another story for you that happened recently with josh and i. Weve been dating about 3 months now and as you know josh has IBS constipation which makes it very hard for him to poop most of the time. We took a road trip to his parents house which is a 5 hour drive from us. It was my first time meeting them and we stayed for a 3 day weekend. Josh and i still dont live together but plan to when our leases end. Since learning of his condition i have helped him poop a few times when he is having a particularly hard time going. He has not watched me poop until this trip. We arrived at his parents mid day friday and he told me on the drive he was constipated and hadnt been able to go in 3 days. He was starting to get the urge but coulndnt poop friday night after trying a couple times. We woke up early saturday and decided to go for a run. Josh tried to poop before we left but couldnt go. I had a small urge but put it off for now. We ran for awhile when josh told me his need was getting more urgent and i admitted i felt like i had to go too. He told me there was a woods and hiking trail nearby with bathrooms we could use. Once we arrived the bathrooms were locked however. So we both agreed the woods would have to work! We walked for awhile and found a nice secluded area for privacy. I told josh i needed to go poop also, but he could go first. He took off his shorts and boxers and hung them from a tree. He got into a squat and told me it would be quite awhile and apologized. He peed first and began concentrating on his bowel movement. After just a few pushes he groaned and said ouch, this is going to be harder than i thought....i squatted next to him and helped hold him up better so he could keep concentrating on trying to go. I told him to focus on me and not the discomfort. He began to full out strain and bear hugged me as he whimpered in pain. A couple pushes later i began to hear a single thud after every push behind him as his poop began to drop. Good job, baby, keep going, get this all out i encouraged. I snuck a peek under him and saw some hard rabbit pellets. He kept pushing and dropping small pebbles until 20 to 25 were out. He stood up and told me he needed to do more but needed a break and that i could poop and then he would finish. I squatted next to his poop and i too peed first. He asked if i wanted privacy and i told him no, you can watch me since its only fair, and its time i broke the barrier with him. He got down and kneeled next to me and held my hands as i prepared to start pushing. My first poop took some steady pushes and coaxing to start coming out but soon landed under me with a thud. I pushed some more and the next piece began to come out. It was longer than the first and i had to lift my butt higher off the ground to let it drop. I pushed some more and told josh i was finished. I stood to wipe and we looked at my poop. The first turd was about 6" long and fatter than the second, foot long or so turd i did. Josh didnt say much just asking if i felt better which of course i did! I put my panties and shorts back on and josh squatted again and began to push hard once more. He had a very hard time finishing his poop and it took him 10 minutes or so when it thudded out of him. He was sweating and stood to wipe. We looked at his log he had done and it was about 8" long and it looked very fat and was just a bunch of rabbit poops stuck together. We jogged back to his parents feeling much better! We enjoyed the rest of the trip and neither of us pooped again. It was a fun weekend and i enjoyed meeting his parents! Ill post again when i have more to share!! Take care everyone!! Xoxo kenna
Jenny SIS
Survey Answers
1. have you ever pooped during a wedding party
Ironically only when I had a nice dress. twice as a brides maid and I actually pooped twice at my own wedding. Anybody else have to have a bridemaid wipe your butt in a large/ nice dress. Honestly the second time I had to pooped I slipped away pooped and didn't wipe. I forgot about that. I had a few drinks and I didn't remember until I got the hotel room. I also didn't want my friend to wipe my ass twice.
2. have you pooped during sleepovers
- no , actually as a kid I was afraid and ended up farting a lot at my friends and having a big poop when I got home
3. have you pooped at school/work when the cleaning lady is cleaning the bathroom
-yes-she was very patient because I was blowing it up.
4. have you ever been so desperate to poop that you went when everybody could see/hear it clearly?
-not that I remember most of my desperation is when I come home after work and I cannot get my key into the door fast enoght. Buit I dont thinky anyone can see
6. have you ever pooped during family gatherings/parties (Christmas f.e.)
- non memorable
7. have you ever heard people pooing in the stalls while you were looking in the mirror
- yes it was life changing. Hearing hot girls like cheerleaders and soccer, tennis team mates pooping made me (gradually) less self conscious of pooping in publicMaria
On a scouts' hike I spotted one of the leaders going to toilet in the bushes. Luckily he did not become aware of me. I saw him from behind squatting just about to wipe.Celine
Immensely satisfying early morning dump.
Early this morning, around 3:30, I woke with a heavy feeling in my bowels, and quite a full sensation in my bladder. As I threw back the blankets and started to rise, I froze-I very nearly voided myself right there, from both ends. I hadn't pooped in two days and had drank a lot of water a few hours before bed. Because of the sleep medication I take for chronic insomnia, I was still basically half asleep. I hobbled to my pink toilet, hiked up my gown, and slid my panties down to my knees as I settled gently on the seat. The piss came hard and fast, just gushing into the bowl, and the relief made me shiver. After about twenty seconds it finally began to dribble off as a big dump began to ease out of me. I lifted my ass slightly as it stretched my hole wide, and while there was some pain the relief was indescribable. After about a minute, the turd dropped into the water with a loud splash and I pushed out a smaller, softer one. I began to fall asleep, still on the potty, but I snapped back awake and wiped. I stood to inspect my dump-quite big (as they usually are), around fifteen inches, and two inches thick. I flushed, went back to bed, and lay on my side because my stomach kind of hurt after such a massive shit. I fell back asleep until 9:00, when-big surprise-I needed to piss again haha. It was a good way to start the day.Bianca
Relief
Hi everyone! I got excellent relief of my bowels today by needing to empty about 3 times. The bits were in pieces, and overly soft. After a poop I may start out with TP, and finish with wet wipes depending on consistency. I also had gas, too. When my IPod got the temperature warning screen by accident today, I thought to myself: "It's a good thing I didn't eat too many spices, or my pooping would've given me an overheating alert in my anus, lol!". To Jenny Sis: Welcome to Toiletstool. Bye.Mistee
Back to business
Yesterday I made my first trip to my work headquarters in five months after working virtually from my apartment. I don't know if it was the nerves of a 30 mile drive into the city, my car's gas light flickering, the fact that I was 5 days constipated and having done the dumb thing of taking a laxative too late before going to bed, almost peeing my underwear as I was searching for the skirt I couldn't find, or the fact that I tripped over my boyfriend's cat all within a few minutes, plus I was running late, but when I stopped for gas, I was hopeful I could get a quick crap in.
One group of pumps were closed off, so there were three cars ahead of me before I could scan my debit card and start pumping. I came close to crying out when the guy in front of me got out the squeegie and cleaned his windows. Finally I pulled up, got out and while pumping my gas I was getting that knocking feeling at the doorway. I started to feel more gas in my gut, but didn't want to chance releasing it because that's been known to give me soft-serv in my underwear. That's a drawback of laxatives sometimes overworking in me.
So I hung up the hose. Quickly pulled to the side of the building and made a run into the store. When I turned down the hallway, I saw five women in line. Immediately I thought that F-word that grandma threatened to wash my mouth out with soap when I used it a few times, but then I saw one of the station cashiers walk out of the guys room right next to me. I ducked in so fast that those in front of me didn't see my decision and before the door completely closed. The seat was dark and I could see some splashes on it, but I tore my underwear down and took the seat. Then the barrage of gas blasted out of me with the soft serve I had been holding in. With less than 20% effort an endless rope of soft poo slid out of me and with a semi-final and final push, I was confident that I had filled the toilet. When I stood and looked between my legs the mound was massive and towered above the water.
I took my seat, then realized that was a mistake because my butt was going to need multiple wipes. I stood, hit the flush lever which took two times for it to work, and the bowl was replenished with clean water. Again, I dropped to the seat and started the wiping process. I must have used at least a half roll of toilet paper and I stopped twice an flushed so as not to clog the toilet. Even with that there was quite a bit of gurgling before it cleared the drain. Then I did one final wipe and that was a good call. Otherwise, I would have had a streak on the seat of my underwear. When my boyfriend stays over sometimes he's the first up and he does the laundry. However, I hear about the marks left in my underwear. Once we had a fight over it and he said his mom years ago would get on him about him not properly cleaning himself. Then our argument just escalated and I admit to having thrown a couple of pairs out in public places because I don't take his criticism that well.
Back on the road 10 minutes later I started getting that pain that a pee was inevitable. Knowing that I would have an accident in all the traffic on the way to my office, I pulled off at a zoo and park bathroom that I had stopped at a few times before. While these toilets suck pretty bad, I didn't want to risk an accident on my first drive back to work. I parked, hurried over the pavilion, and dashed into the bathroom. There were flies and bugs all over the place and the fact that I was hot and sweating didn't help. The first stall I walked into I simply turned, pulled down my clothing and took what seemed like a really sticky seat. As the pee came out of me I was using my right hand to swat various insects on my arms and thighs. I decided to do a precautionary wipe of my rear and that was a good decision. A first, second and third swipe proved it was needed. It was seeming like there was still crap being released from my colon.
Mike
To Eileen
Nice to hear from you look forward to reading the rest of your toilet trip speak soon xxx
Saturday, August 15, 2020
Curious guy theories
Jenny-SIS
I love your posts. You seem like a clean, smart attractive professional, but you admit you are self conscious about getting skidmarks. I know that this is a safe forum, but still good for you!
Im interested because I have..ahem..dated a few women since college. All of them in their 20's college educated, attractive and hygienic and I notice arrange of degrees in skidmarks. Not entirely scientific but I noticed:
25% wear white panties, even thongs, and their panties are pristine
50 % have some sort of light skid, noticeable with light colored panties, but kind of a faint line, maybe like a marker running dry. Some of them looking like the size of a full butt crack, but pretty light maybe even faint
25% have pretty hard skids. Maybe one look like she didn't wipe, but many have just a quarter sized mark that is pretty dark. Not necessary a big stain, but a dark stain that may need elbow grease to remove.
I have some unscientific theories
I noticed the skidders were wearing skirts and dresses. I can imagine it is harder to wipe when you pull up a skirt or even a longer dress, drying not to soil the dress, and as a price maybe the hole, or crack is not as cleaned
The skiders have long nails.. Maybe its hard to wipe well with long nails?
I had a couple of serious relation ships where we used the bathroom around each. One was a skidder and one was not. The one who skidded more wiped standing, the one with clean white thong did sit down to wipe. Though she did use wet wipes, I wonder if you stand and wipe there is a bigger mess. This also may go hand and hand with ladies pulling up their dress to use the toilet
My final theories is that all guys get skidmarks if they wear tight whities. That is why I switched to boxes when I was 16. Girls are a little more fascinating because not only do not all of them get skidmarks, but many seem to smell and look a heck a lot of cleaner than us guys...an I am a twice a day shower guy!!!
I do know a lot of girls who don't shower after going to the gym right away. maybe most girls don't sweat as much as do I feel fithlu if I don't shower at the gym right away. I don't have an opinion on this factor leading to skidmarks in females. Anyone think this is a factor ?
Anyone agree or disagree with my theories?
Jenny SIS
Victoria B. I mostly have had scenarios where at work I used the last of the toilet paper. Basically I would be minimizing damage, I have written before how much the toilet paper at work sucks, so you can imagine the awkwardness when I only get 1-2 wipes when I needed 6.
One time I got paged for an emergency while I was taking a big poop at work so I wiped once, but it as a messy poop, I had boy shorts on, but honestly I think a thong would have been better because there was even more cloth the get stuck my crack!!! at least it kept my pants clean!!!
I love Parade panties! I got a pair, in white so I never run in them, but I want to get a black thong for running.
I usually run in black thongs or briefs because honestly I know Im going to skid so if I have an emergency poop behind a tree, there is minimal or not wiping, I just pull up my pants, finish my run and try not to talk with people until I get my shower. I guess I am "steering into the skid" and just letting my butt get dirty.
I always get skids when I run. When I used to bike, it looked like I pooped my pants. and my butthole itches for days ! does anyone else notice special biking skidmarks? I wonder when I see a pretty girl biking in a short skirt is her panties getting a dirty as mine?Jenny SIS ( Skidmarked in Seattle)
Working at home
Hi All
What a crazy year ( understatement of the year) in all seriousness I am wishing you all some peace in safely with all that is going on in the world. Please seak help from every resource you have ( friends, family, pets and professionals) to act in kindness and compassion to yourselves and others.
on a lighter note, here is a summary on my "poop adventures" in 2020
For a few months I was working more at home seeing less skidmarks in my panties not using that horrible "placebo" toilet paper in our public stalls at work or the gym. My husband ordered my a bunch of white panties and thongs from old navy, Victoria secrete and parade. He likes how they look on me. He does pick my favorite styles ( cotton and lacy). the are very comfortable, cute and hot, but he knows I get self conscious with white underwear due to my chronic " skidding." So he kind orders the for me as a joke .However… I get a lot less skids pooping at home with real soft toilet paper at home instead of 90% of my poops at work or the gym. I still got a few skids, especially if I skipped a shower for a day ( or two) then I would get a little " princess" skid
Now that I'm back to work, the skids are back in full "force" (Embarrassed emoji) I feel much better though posting about it, even though a few of you princess never get skids ;) I am still wearing the new white panties, but Im making my husband do the laundry and deal with the stain stick...
Victoria -You asked a while back about pooping during work phone calls and meetings. I did poop while talking to a colleague . thankfully it was a not so gassy poop and it was a big enough of a poop not to make plopping noise, It was both an urgent poop and phone call. I was glad I didn't have to call a patient, because that would have been too much...
It felt so good, and I almost moaned during the phone call. It stuck so bad since I left the fan off during the phone call, but the radiologist I was calling didn't know that ! Of coarse I waited until the phone was hung up before I wiped and flushed. I even just off my phone just to make sure no one was listening
During the pandemic I saw this video online. I'm not sure if it was staged or real. I hope its not real because it seems super embarrassing to go viral but it look like a whole group of people are on a work "zoom meeting" and a lady named "Jennifer" supposedly thinking her camera was of puts the laptop on the floor in front of the toilet, pulls her pants down and start doing some business while here coworkers watch in shock and laughter before Jennifer realizes what happens then shuts off her camera One person says " I saw nothing" Note the girls name is Jennifer and look like me sort of, but I swear its not me!!!
Has anyone seen this video or experienced something like that?
James
Dream
I have a story of something that happened to me a couple days ago. First of all I was in my bed, asleep, wearing some shorts. I was dreaming about walking down a very long path from my home with my girlfriend, then seeing a raccoon,which I petted. Dreams can be very weird sometimes. I then began to need to wee,so I walked up to a wall and went against it. It was at this point where my thigh started to feel warm. I quickly woke up to find myself in the middle of weeing in my shorts. I quickly cut off the stream, and I estimate that I released about half of my wee into my shorts. I had been laying on my side,so all of the wee had gone to my left thigh leaving my shorts wet, as well as a patch on my bed. I must note that I didn't feel at all desperate after stopping my stream. My parent went out for a walk around 10 mins after I woke up, which turned out to be perfect for me. I put my shorts in the wash and nobody was the wiser. I told my girlfriend about it later that day as we are quite open about these things, and she just acted like it was no big deal. I was quite embarrassed at first as I have never done anything like this since I was very young,and I'm 18 now. She just told me not to be bothered by it. I'm grateful for her.
I Like To Shit
I have not been able to shit outside recently because of the rain. I only shit about every 2-3 days. The other day I had a HUGE hard shit at home, no need to wipe, the next day not expecting to shit I suddenly had a dire urge to SHIT on the way to the toilet I had a hot bubble in my white knickers as I dropped my shorts and knickers and some more was coming out. I sat down and the rest came out. Dirty white knickers. Two days with no need to shit, hopefully will have a big event outside very soon.
Monday, August 10, 2020
Lone Ranger
Explosion in a storage lot
I posted this same story on another site, and just realized that it might fit here as well. I've been lurking here for a little while, but haven't really had much to post of my own. Until now:
A couple of weeks ago I had to bring my truck to a place 2 hours away to have something installed on it. I woke up, had some cereal with juice. I probably peed when I got up, but definitely not since breakfast. I had to hit the road right away as I had quite a drive ahead and not much time to spare, and hit the Dunkin Donuts drive thru getting my usual large coffee, and also brought along a 1L bottle of seltzer water I happened to have in my fridge iced cold (I take extra efforts to stay hydrated in the summertime). So the coffee was gone in about 30 minutes, still having 1 1/2 hours left of driving I cracked open the bottle of seltzer. Not sure what was going on then or if I had some crazy thirst overcome me, but that 1L was gone in probably 25 or 30 minutes (I almost never drink water that fast first thing in the morning especially right after a coffee). Now I should know this was asking for trouble, but stupid me tells myself "hey I can just hit the head when I get there an hour from now and if I cant make it I'll stop somewhere quick". Fast forward...I feel a slight urge a half hour later but in my usual habit I ignore the rest area I passed by ;), I swear my bladder went from 0-60 in that half hour to my exit. But again naive me, I had that problem solved. I had to grab some quick lunch anyway as I would be stuck at the shop for quite a while...I would just hit a fast food place, go inside drain the tank while I order my food. Perfect solution...WRONG! The dining room was still closed to COVID, and the line at the drive thru was a mile long!
FYI...for those of us into holding, some of us can take a long time to fill up our bladders to that point of desperation. What I learned on this day is that cold seltzer water does the trick FAST, and the key is to start early and drink fast so your body doesn't have the chance to absorb it by other means (and like with anything, the addition of caffeine helps too).
So back to my predicament, the line at the drive through was inching along and at this point I was squirming and in real pain. After 10 or 15 minutes, I finally got out of there and was like another 5 minutes to the place I had to go. This was all in a city area, with absolutely NO woods around or anywhere to pull over. Every time my directions went "turn left", "turn right, I was literally cussing the thing out yelling "just get me there quickly" as I was holding onto the door for my dear life (and probably my crotch too at this point). Finally I get to the place still dry! As much as I love the excitement of desperation, this was NOT the moment where I wanted to flood my shorts. I park my truck, kind of walk slowly inside as to not lose my balance, to see that the regular waiting area (including the bathroom!) was closed off for health measures. Holding my cock through my shorts pocket (and thank got for the taller counter), I made eye contact with the employee and he said "I'm currently tied up with something but I'll be with you in a few minutes" (is this all really happening like this I thought to myself?). No way could I stand there for a few more minutes without leaking, I said "sure why not" and sat down on this fold out chair that happened to be in that roped off hallway there. I managed to hang on again till the dude called me back up, I handed him my keys and finally I was free. I left my bag of lunch on the floor, stepped outside and just as I exited the door I felt a spurt into my boxer briefs. I told myself "come on, you are almost there"...slowly limp around the corner while kind of holding myself in between trying not to be too obvious as I was in public view now. Coming around the side of the building, there were some trees about 50 yards away with a lot full of random equipment in between. As I made my way towards the trees, I felt a spurt and another spurt. I was not going to make it. About halfway there I started pissing uncontrollably into my shorts. At that point I unzipped my fly and struggled to get my cock out (thank God nobody was around in that lot at the time). I was pissing a torrent and couldn't stop, my back was to the road and if people went by and saw me I did not notice or care as I had much bigger things to worry about now. I kept peeing as I walked towards the trees (if only I could see what that looked like lol). After well over a minute it had slowed down to a trickle and I had made it to the edge of the lot where I had some level of cover. After being fully drained, I gave a couple of shakes (almost nothing as I had gone with such force!), stuffed my cock back inside and zipped up. I looked down and there was a good tennis ball sized wet patch on the lower left of my cargo shorts. No way was I going back in there like this. I managed to sneak back inside without being seen, grabbed my lunch and walked around for a couple of hours (luckily it was a 90 degree sunny day) to the point of where I fully dried and there was no sign. Don't know if anybody noticed, but if they did it's not like I know too many people in that area so who cares! I returned to the place and my truck is just about ready. Interesting day to say the least.
Sorry if it was a bit long, I wanted to make sure I captured everything. This is my first time posting, and hopefully not the last. Once again I love desperation, but this was really not planned or wanted at the time! Guess I kind of asked for it though!
Steve
To Tyler C
Damn man, that was a super close call! Thankfully you had napkins to put in your pants otherwise that would have been real bad. Epic story no less, good thing you weren't noticed or that it wasn't that bad in retrospect!Citadel
Boys going peepee in the same toilet
When I was little, up to age 8; I used to have so much fun going pee with my friends in the same toilet. It started when I was 3 1/2 and was learning to go peepee standing up. I remembered I sat to pee for awhile, but my best friend was standing, and after the 4th or 5th time, I got it in me to stand next to him and pee with him. We both enjoyed it so much, and every time he came over, usually every other day, a time would come when he would say "Let's go PEE!!!" Next thing I remembered, we were at the toilet with our pants down seeing who could finish peeing first. Then we would compare penises. He was circumcised and I wasn't, so it was more fun. When I learned to retract my foreskin, I was so excited to show my friend my new trick and go pee just like him, but that's another story. When I started noticing that most boys were circumcised just like that friend, I began a quest to find an uncircumcised penis like mine. Every boy I was friends with up until I was 8, I went pee with him so we could compare. I did it in preschool a few times with other boys, until I was caught once too often. Of the 30 or so boys I peed with, only 2 had foreskins, and one had a partial circumcision (half of his glans was showing); all the rest were circumcised.
Do any other guys have any stories about peeing in the same toilet with other boys?
JW
The joy of position
As I open the eight decade of my life pooping has gotten exceedingly more difficult. Where I once sat on the toilet in the morning after breakfast, relaxed and had poop pass with little to no effort, now I STRUGGLE.
Catherine
Responses
Y'all, I'm so super busy, so I'll have wait to recall the conversation between Alan and I. I did share just some things when it came to pooping - my love for it, solid accidents, poophoria, and a few other things that I've shared with you. I promise to make time!
Shannon: I'm so glad you made it to the bathroom at work! Also, that is so wrong for SO's to abandon you in time of need. While Alan and I were already married when my accidents happened, he experienced the wrath and disgust of stomach virus when we were dating. In fact, he stayed over with me to make sure that I was OK. It was vomiting and diarrhea, and he was wonderful about it. It made me feel awful that he caught it too, and gave it to his girls! Yet, he still pursued the relationship! I know that you will find someone who will support you no matter what. Glad you did not settle!
Trina: You are right! Holding for a long time seems to increase the amount ready to go. Always glad to hear from you and wish you the best!
Victoria B: I'm glad that you made it to the porta potty! I've never pooped in one. But I hate that you had to use your thong to wipe. I guess that beats having an accident! Hope that you are well!
Love to all!
Catherine!Stacy
I thought i take this cool survey 1. have you ever pooped during a wedding party
- Yes I have it was super cool it was at my brothers wedding, two years ago, got too pee and poop with now sister in law
2. have you pooped during sleepovers
- yes it always amazing if all us get together we go in the bathroom with our t shirts on and take turns on the toilet compared who going be taken the large poop,
3. have you pooped at school/work when the cleaning lady is cleaning -no sad face
4. have you ever been so desperate to poop that you went when everybody could see/hear it clearly?
- never been desperate like that but I don't care about what they here cause I'm a going pee or poop regardless
6. have you ever pooped during family gatherings/parties (Christmas f.e.)
- yes love it
7. have you ever heard people pooing in the stalls while you were looking in the mirror
- yes it so much fun it makes me want to join in on the fun, get all that food out