Alex
Really bad day
The day before I was at a party, I drink quite a lot of alcohol, I do not expect that it will bring such disastrous results. In the morning I woke up in great shape, which surprised me after drinking so much tequila. I ate a large torn breakfast, I was supposed to go to the company today to take the documents about the project. Immediately after breakfast, I went to the office, while driving, I felt a strange tingling in my stomach, I groaned, massaging my stomach, and an unintentionally smelling fart flew out of my butt, "pffffffffffrrrr", I was massaging my stomach while the waves of farts did not subside, all the time I could hear "pffff" the intention of the music in the radio. When I got to the office, the gases stopped, I met my boss and gave him my papers. When he recorded the need to use the toilet, she caught me. I ran to the corporate party. I didn't look to see if anyone was inside, but I got rid of my pants when entering the stall and when I sat on the toilet a huge amount of mushy poop poured out of me. She shouted loudly OMG !. Bringing the attention of probably all the staff, my boss walked into the bathroom after a while during my sharp shit. I always screamed or groaned when I was pooping, and that's how it was now. Feeling my anus making sounds like a bottle of ketchup only 100 times louder moans Ugh! come on! ????! And my anus pours another dose of mushy poop into the toilet. I hear my boss vomit into the stall next door through the stench of my poop. When I'm done, I want to wipe myself, rising from my ass, another series of diarrhea flies out, dirtying the entire toilet seat. I quickly leave the office when I know that my boyfriend is calling, I am picking up reminds me that I must be with him today for dinner with his parents. I am stressed that it could happen again. A few hours later, we eat dinner at my boyfriend's parents, I am gassed, my boyfriend's mom pushes huge portions of food into me and I eat them obediently. Dinner ends with ice cream, which I also eat. We sit at the table and I begin to regret that I have a dress on without pantyhose and a thong on my butt. I feel my stomach gurgling so I grab chairs, want to go to the bathroom but they won't let me go and I burst out. I make a pile of it in front of my boy and their parents and scream loudly sorry! I have diarrhea ! The smell is entrenched and my poop is everywhere on the carpet of the chair and on all legs, an avalanche of feces is flowing from me I can not sit there jumps on the chair spilling the poop around, when suddenly I feel sick and start vomiting on the table where all the dishes are, comes over to me my boyfriend's mom would help me somehow, but I turn all her obid to her, you can see bits of food on it, I am embarrassed and wants to say something when my ass comes out loud fart and I scream the second round! And so begins the next symptom of acute diarrhea
Zip
Audiences - responding to Elvia
In college, my roommates had an open door policy with the restroom, so in that situation it was probably just those two who saw me on the toilet. In other public situations, where I ended up using a doorless stall, it was probably over 20-30 guys, depending on the location. A doorless stall at the beach in the summer would have a lot of guys seeing me. Parks and other locations, much less.
There was a park that hosted a Christmas event every year and I went to use the toilet during that event. Only 3 stalls, all doorless, and I took one of the two that everyone looks straight at when they walk in. There was another one across the room from mine so there was another guy facing me taking a dump. Always fun being the watcher as well as the watched, haha. Lots of guys moved through that restroom for the few minutes I was in there.
Rosalynne
My largest audience on the toilet
Me and my friend Amanda were with her babysitter who everyone called Chick. This was a street carnival downtown that spread across several streets. I think me and Amanda were in the 2nd grade. Chick would spend a lot of her time talking to boys while she let me and Amanda do the kiddie rides. They were fun and there was a good selection. It was in the evening and it had just gotten dark. There were these really colorful lights shooting and flashing around that really got my attention. While we waited in a line Chick came up to us and asked if we had to go potty. Then we saw Chick go around a couple of rides and into this door. I couldn't figure out what it was. Then doors of these booths or closets near it would open, there would be a light on, and it would close as the next user went in.
So me and Amanda walked down that way because Chick had said she didn't want us to stray too far away. There were a couple of the booths open so me and Amanda walked up to them. I had never used one of those before. Mom said they were dirty, attracted some of the wrong people and some other stuff I didn't understand. Since she wasn't there and Chick was using one, I just knew I wanted to also. So a couple of places down from where Chick was Amanda saw an opening and shut the door. I couldn't believe Chick was still using hers because now a line was forming. Then Amanda opened the door. She said the stool was higher than normal, it smelled bad, but she had prevented peeing in her yellow shorts. The door was ajar when I opened it and told Amanda to wait for me and keep anyone from opening it. Since she had already peed she was looking at some of the game stands and at the cotton candy that was so high.
I was naive, dropped my shorts and got myself up onto the warm seat. I couldn't believe all the flies circling me and even going between my legs as I sat leaking into the toilet. I had probably peed for 20 seconds or so when I guess this really mean boy came by, yanked the door open, and there I was on a lighted toilet, shorts down and peeing away. I grabbed for the door and in doing so exposed more of myself to the people around. I could hear some ooohs and ahhhs and there were some claps and yells from the roller coaster. Amanda saw what was happening and came over and guarded the door. But the damage had been done. Now I had been so scared that I could feel my crap coming down but I wasn't about the remain seated. I hadn't learned to use that kind of door latch. I wasn't about to learn. Amanda said Chick at first laughed at what some of the boys were saying. But when she saw how upset I was, she comforted me. Amanda felt really bad that she had not been paying attention.
As I look back, my mom was probably right in her objections to me using the portable toilets. That experience taught me a lesson. Today I'm doing well as a child care provider. I have a job most every weekend. I sure pay a lot more attention to my supervision duties than Chick did for me and Amanda.
To Haley & Jill:
Would you have turned yourselves in if you had plugged an airport or hardware store stool? Why or why not?
To James:
What has been done to make the UK toilets better now than year ago when you were growing up? Did all your friends hover or line the seats? Did you parents advise you to do that?
Tuesday, December 14, 2021
Emma two
Poo in the woods
I'd been constipated for about a week until Sunday afternoon and I was really feeling the effects of the laxative I'd taken a this morning. I didn't want to risk blocking our toilet in the flat so I told Sarah I was going for a walk in the woods. She knew I was going to be having a poo in the woods and she reminded me to take a toilet roll with me which was a bit embarrassing. I took a toilet roll from the bathroom and set off to the woods and by the time I got there I was getting desperate for a poo. I found myself a nice secluded spot in a dense part of the woods where I felt no one would see me and I started to pull my leggings down. I got them down to my thighs when I heard a noise like a twig snapping and I panicked and quickly pulled them back up again and I came very close to having an accident in my knickers. I looked around to see if anyone was watching me but I couldn't see anyone. I waited a while to make sure I was safe and pulled my leggings down together with my knickers this time and squatted. I relaxed and immediately felt relief as a huge soft poo slid out onto the dirt below my bottom. It was never ending and I had to raise my bottom higher to avoid sitting in it. I peed quite a lot as well and when I finished I felt so relieved afterwards. I wiped my bottom six times before I felt clean enough and pulled up my knickers and my leggings and left my creation for nature to break down.Be
Elvia
Audiences
I have a question for the other posters here. What's the largest audience you've ever had while you were on the toilet?
For me, the largest audience I've ever had was always only three. Usually it's my husband and our kids. But I once shared a restroom with a cousin, her daughter, and a little girl from from another family member.
tty
Enema in Public Toilet
I wanted share a strange experience that I witnessed some years ago while using the toilet in a department store. I usually prefer to poop at home, but if I get a strong urge to poop I will on occasion use a public toilet. Well I was shopping when I began to get a strong urge. It came in the form of severe cramps. I tried to suppress it thinking that I could hold it until I got home, but I became so uncomfortable that I finally decided that I had to find a toilet where I could sit and get some relief. I entered the ladies room and just grabbed a stall. No sooner did I enter and shut the door and pulled down my jeans and panties and sat when I found myself passing just gas. I sat there hoping that I would soon poop. Bearing down I eventually was able to pass a large and long stool that passed rather comfortably. As I sat there I then began to pee. Relaxing in the quiet restroom felt good. Suddenly a lady came in accompanied with a child. I heard some commotion as the lady entered the stall next to me with the child, who was probably 3 or 4. I sat there quietly as it seemed like the woman was opening a package while she talked to the little girl about helping her feel better. Soon an empty box dropped to the floor between our stalls. It was an empty adult Fleet enema box. I quickly wiped and pulled up my panties and Jeans and flushed the toilet and exited the stall. I went to wash my hands when I heard the little girl begin to grunt and fuss. This went on for a few minutes, but next the toilet stall opened as I saw the child come out with her pants down to her ankles. She waddled over to the stall where I been and opened it and entered and climbed up on the toilet. Moments later an older lady emerged from the stall carrying any empty Fleet Enema. She tossed it in the trash can and left the ladies room. I waited, and about 5 minutes later she returned asking if the little girl felt better. Eventually she apparently entered the stall to assist her granddaughter. She was probably checking to see if the enema worked. Soon they both left the stall with lady holding the little girls hand. As they walked out I heard the lady tell the little girl that she was going to give her another one when they get home. Weird??? It sure was. The question I was asking is, if the child needed an enema that bad why not just go straight home and take care of business in private. Obviously this had been an embarrassing experience for this little girl.Miranda
Answers to Surveys
Survey #1:
1) How many times a day do I poo?
Once most of the time; twice sometimes if I get nervous and impatient and don't stay on the toilet long enough. Often the problem in public places.
2) Do I enjoy pooing?
Yes, especially when it is a large and significant evacuation.
3) Have I ever pood outside?
A few times when I am with female friends; a couple of times with my boyfriend Kennard present.
4) Have you ever pood somewhere where you shouldn't have?
Yes. On the apartment stoop of a friend who didn't pay back some money I had lent her. Nice and warm and moist. My best work!
5) Have you ever been desperate to poop and had an accident in your underwear or knickers?
Several years ago when I was traveling one summer with my grandma.
6) Have you ever watched someone else poop?
Yes, a couple of times when a couple of swimming friends were in the bathhouse with me.
7) Have you ever watched someone poo their pants?
Three or four times when I was child-sitting and we were away from home.
8) Have you ever pooed your pants/knickers on purpose?
Yes. It happened in 5th grade and we had this really strict substitute who was suspicious of our class cheating on bathroom rules.
9) Have you ever pooed in a public toilet or at a friends house?
Public toilet, almost daily; friends houses during overnight stays.
10) Have you ever pooed in a container when a public toilet wasn't available?
Yes. A coffee mug I filled it. I think it was advertising a radio station.
Survey #2:
1) Would you let your significant one watch you on the toilet?
Yes I have encouraged it a couple of times. Yes, once he even got an erection.
2)Would you let him wipe you?
I have a couple of times. He's not as thorough as I would like. I'm trying to get his self-esteem stronger so I didn't directly criticize him.
3) Would you want to watch them on the toilet?
I have. I can't believe his rotten choice of underwear. So worn it has holes in it. He almost always refuses to use a public toilet when he needs one. I do want to see him crap in one like a normal person rather than holding it for when he gets home.
4) Is it OK to share the experience with someone else?
I guess so.
5) If you allow yourself to be seen on the toilet what is appropriate to adjust the clothes to and what location is best for it?
For Kennard, who I've known for five years, I chose allowing him to see me use an interstate rest area bathroom at like 1 a.m. when we were driving back from a concert. I was naked from the waste down taking a crap because I'm still trying to get him to crap in a public toilet like a normal person. His days of holding it until he gets home are limited, I hope.M
Question for Catherine
Catherine I forgot to ask you a question. You said you have seen a few women on the toilet. Was just curious about where it was and what was the scenario. Was it people you knew? Was it in a public bathroom and was it out in the open or in a stall.
Catherine
Survey and Thanksgiving Stories
Hi Toiletstool friends!
First, Winnie's Survey:
1) Would you let your significant one watch you on the toilet? Yes, and I have several times!
2) would you let them wipe you? We have a Washlet, which has a built in bidet, so that question never comes up at home. I would. But he's never asked!
3) would you want to watch them on the toilet? I have, but it doesn't do the same thing for me as it does for him. He likes watching and I like to be watched!
4) Is it okay to share the experience with someone else? I would prefer that we not. I mean, Alan has never said that he wants to see someone else on the toilet. I would never allow someone to see me for that purpose. If it had to happen, like in an emergency, then I would. Of course my kids have seen me on the toilet. But that's different.
5) If you do allow your self to be seen on the toilet what is appropriate to adjust the clothes to and what is the location is best for it? When Alan and I are alone or when we travel together, which is rare right now. It's usually our Master Bathroom.
I'm sorry, I'm being summoned. I promise I will share my story soon!
Love to all!
Catherine!
Winnie
Winnie the Pooh
At Practice: When we got back to the school to watch Dean practice I, started to feel like that I had to go again and I told May-J so she dropped me off at the gymnasium door where they was , so I hurried out the car made it inside, clenching everything within me and I made it to the ladies bathroom, took the 1st stall, and hurried locked the door pulled everything down to my knees and sat down and released my clenching instantly hot gooey diarrhea with lots wet farting and starting pouring out of me , felt awful, May-J I hear her voice softly saying Pooh Pooh are you okay, I said yes and no . She said what wrong, I said I smell awful , she said flush the toilet silly, I said I can't if I get up I risk ruining my clothes, more came running out feeling like rain outside pouring, so she said slide my skirt off and panties carefully and so I can get to flush, so I slide out of my crocs and my clothes and I leaned enough underneath to the edge of the toilet so she could grab them and the toilet flush, much better and it felt different being naked waist down with just crocs on so after 20 minutes I was done making it rain and to sore to wipe but I had to do it, and I got up exited the stall washed my hands and she hands me my clothes all nice and folded, she asked when will I get more attention panties lol I said when I get there, we giggle and I got dressed and we got to see the last 15 minutes of practice and Dean was worried about me and he gave me a gentle hug and kiss on the lips and gave May-J a hi5 , So what is overcooked food is reheated food that should have been thrown away but instead re heating something that has been cooked but sat out and to make it hot you microwave it instead of getting a new batch .M
Response to Catherine
Hey Catherine. That makes total sense what you're saying. I don't necessarily like being seen on the toilet unless it's my wife seeing me which I do quite enjoy. But when I'm sitting in a public bathroom I don't like when someone peeks through the gap on the stall door. Now I know for the most part it's to see if the stall is available or not because you can't always see feet. But it's funny when I walk past stalls and can see through the gap and see a man with his pants down and sitting on the toilet it arouses me not gonna lie. I always wanted to see my wife in that scenario but needless to say it will never happen. I always kind of wanted to do a buddy poo with her in a public bathroom but again same deal, it can never happen.Winnie
Winnie the Pooh
Hi everyone hope everyone is doing well, interesting stories, very detailed information about Chris Matthew. I'm nervous about if someone pays attention to me on the toilet like that, cause yesterday after school, I went to Dairy Queen with May-J , cause Dean had practice, so we were going get something to eat before we have dinner together so I just ate chili cheese fries, boy did they have me going and apparently it affected May-J too , so on our way out, we went to ladies, took the handicap stall together cause seemed like the other ones were locked, so I hiked up my skirt and pulled down my panties to my shins and face my back against hers and she hers down to her ankles and we just started to let them rip and splash one after another so we got up and looked it was all mushy and slimy we knew that it was the food and I flush the toilet and we sat back down and wiped taking turns. So after I got up first and adjusted my clothes and she pulled her clothes and we went to the sinks and mom with her child looked at us like disgusted. I believe that May-J is the only girl that I felt safe around sharing the toilet with . That's all for now and we found out that the chili was bit over cooked
Anna from Austria
I do another survey
1. How often do you poo?
1 Twice a day. After breakfast and few hours after lunch.
2. Do you enjoy having a poo?
yes.
3. Have you ever pood outside?
Once in a while Did it 3 times in my life so far.
4. Have you ever pood somewhere you shouldn't have?
Depends on how you see it. If you consider behind some bushes in the woods a forbidden place then yes. If not then noo.
5. Have you ever been desperate for a poo and had an accident in your pants/knickers?
Yes and no. I had few desperate moments where I could even feel my tur wants to force its way through my anus but I could still hold it. One time there was a small poop stain on my panties though. But that' it. Nothing went into my panties so far.
6. Have you ever watched else someone else poo?
Yes my mother when I was small. She always took me into her stall when we were shopping and she needed to go. She did not wanted to leave me alone. Later when I was older I watched my roomate a few times involuntary though. In our room the toilet and tube were into the same room.It was universal bathroom. And my roommate was very impatient when your bodily functions are considered. She just went into the room when she had to go. No matter if if was having bath in the bathtube or brushing my teeth. I did not really mind it though. It gave me the pefect excuse to enter the bathroom when I was desperate despite the fact the was in there. Which happend quite a few times in my university years.
7. Have you ever seen someone poo their pants /knickers?
no
8. Have you ever pood your pants /knickers on purpose?
no
9. Have you ever pood in a public toilet or a friend's house?
Public toilet yes, at least 5 times a week or more. Friends house. If I have to go yes but it happend not that often luckily.
10. Have you ever pood in a container when there isn't a toilet available?
No such thing never happened to me but I would do it if I had to. It would be not very nice and disgusting to be frank but it would be still better than pooping myself.
Greetings
from Austria
Annaluvs lightning mwf
emma two survey
1) How often do you poop??
1-2 times per day.
2) Do you enjoy pooping?
It is part of my Biology.
3) Have you ever pooped outside??
No.
4) have you ever pooped somewhere that you should not have?
Yes, in my pants.
5) Have you ever been desperate for a poop and had an accident in your pants?
Yes, several times.
6) Have you ever watched somebody else poop?
No.
7) Have you ever seen somebody else poop their pants?
Yes, several times.
8) Have you ever pooped your pants on purpose?
Yes, several times.
9) Have you ever pooped in a public toilet or at a friend's house?
Yes.
10) Have you ever pooped in a container if no toilet is available?
No, If no toilet is available, I will either just hold it or just go in my pants.
I must say in reference to question 8, that today is my mothers' 70th birthday.
I talked to her on the phone for several hours today. Part way through the phone call I found my self having to poop. Wearing some very old trousers and being home alone and not wanting to hang up the phone, I just let myself completely poop my pants.
What a timely survey I must say!Miranda
Cold seat remedy
Our boyfriends don't like concerts so I took my friend Caryl on a trip to a show in another state. We were packed and immediately started our drive after finals. Caryl really stressed over finals and said such distress causes her to have difficulty in urinating. She wasn't kidding. We stopped twice at rest stops where I unloaded an unusually large amount of coffee. Each time she sat, no luck. She complained as she sat about graffiti on the inside door and how gross a drawing of a male organ was in front of her. I took a full piss each time and tried to get her involved in conversation, but it didn't help.
On our third stop, Caryl was getting more expressive of her pain. So I suggested and pretty much insisted on a buddy sit. I knew she would complain about cold seats for the third time. I also knew it was rare that I was on my third day without a crap. I took the seat first while she waited. I emphasized that I was warming it up for her when I suddenly got the idea for a buddy sit. I pushed myself all the way back on the toilet while stretching my legs so much that I was hopeful that my jeans wouldn't rip. She dropped her sweats and did a magnificent legs stretch that almost hit 90 degrees. I could hear her urine start almost immediately, although much of it was missing the water and hitting toward the front of the bowl. She was elated and again apologized for her inability to urinate earlier.
I was feeling some action in my gut. I told Caryl that if we stayed seated long enough, I would be able to take my crap. Three days between craps was rather unusual for me. She said her last crap was so big that her boyfriend had to unclog the toilet. I could be so lucky. But I described for her my last crap at a gas station after I stopped for coffee. We got good conversation out of the details. Most of her craps are at home. Little by little my crap was sliding down as we continued to talk. After about three minutes I made four or five rapid-succession pushes. I asked her to slide up a bit and looking between my legs was a log that was the size of an ear of corn. I felt so relieved as she got up. I stood and turned to get the full view of my accomplishment. She reached over, pulled off some toilet paper, and handed it to me. Hardly any mess at all. After one wipe, I reached down and flushed it. The cycle was very slow and there were bubbles popping up in the bowl.
As we were washing our hands, Caryl asked me about shaving and explained her bush to me. Really strange, I know, but our conversation continued about such topics until we got to the concert. We both went in and peed before going upstairs to our seats. I don't know which one of us has the bigger bladder. But I know it is probably not me. I also had to pee again two hours later at intermission. Caryl tried but didn't produce much. But after the concert we went downstairs and she couldn't wait to get to the front of the line. She took a heck of a crap. Then she shot it just before she almost dropped her phone into the toilet.
We learned that buddy sits can be a cold seat remedy.
Dean
Interesting moments has happened, yesterday the three of us were hanging out after school at my place Winnie still not feeling 100 from the food poisoning cause she still having diarrhea and had it through out the night so we had to cancel dinner plans and get home , but before we got her home she was going to have another attack, so I pulled over to the target and May-J pulled behind me and Winnie got out of the car sweating heavy and dashed off into target, we didn't talk much on the way knowing that she wasn't feeling well. So while waiting on Winnie to come back I was asking questions about her to May-J wrong move , after 15 minutes Winnie came out to my car and shook her head at me . I knew that I was in trouble, so I started up the car and May-J drove off after we passed the light went her way, So I told Winnie that it's not that I see it sexually I just enjoy spending time with her and it's not the same when she not around and she said that we only dated for a few weeks and I sometimes sound clingy and that takes time if she decide to let her open up the bathroom sharing with me but right now she doesn't feel comfortable yet, I responded with a laugh and told her she hKelly: can you tell about your poos in bad places and outside?
Natalie&friends: any updates?
Sheryl: will you be having one of your awesome holiday group poo parties?
Marie: how's it going? Can you describe one of your naughty poos in detail?
Maddy? Are you still around?
LEA? How about you?
ad reconnected with May-J less than a week and you on the toilet with her twice and she said that is totally different cause we have been knowing each other for years. But far as you laughing at my sisterhood with May-J sounds very uncomfortable like jealousy and it's nothing to be jealous about. I said that fine I'm sorry I try to do better and I reached in for a kiss and she put her hand up in my face and got out of the car and told me that maybe later she just threw up back there and went in her house.
Sunday, December 12, 2021
David P
Lavah's constipation Survey Replies
1) What is the longest you've ever been constipated and how did you resolve it?
When I was a kid I wouldn't poo for like a few weeks in between turds as I was chronic constipated and would put off going as it hurt so bad. In the end I would be forced to push out the big turds. Now that I am older the logest constipation has been just over a week, my normal is every 3 to 4 days and this was just over 7. Eventually it came out by itself.
2) What position do you sit in when you're constipated and trying to poop?
I sit on the toilet with my feet on a couple of boxes in a squatting position. When I can't I sit with my legs apart and my back straight.
3) When you're constipated, do you prefer pooping on the toilet or somewhere else?
On the toilet.
4) Where does it hurt when you're constipated?
I get stomach pains when I don't go and I also get pain sometimes in my bum hole when the poo is stretching it wide and it can hurt for days after a big poo. Usually this is only after a really knobbly one that shows blood on the paper.
5) What noises do you make when you're constipated and trying to poop?
Usually sighing noises and pants.
6) Do you prefer pushing in quick bursts (example: "Nnn! Nn! Nnn!") or long stretches? (example: "Nnnnnnnnnnnnn! Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn")
I prefer pushing in quick bursts
7) Has anyone ever helped you relieve your constipation and what did they do?
Not since being a kid
8) Have you ever helped someone else relieve their constipation and what did you do?
When I was about six with the kid that lived next door to me that I have mentioned before. He would be constipated and I would help him strain it out by encouraging him and rubbing his back as he said it helped.
9) Have you ever been to a doctor for constipation and what did they do?
Yes I did when I was younger and they gave me laxatives many times, didn't work so I ended up having my bum hole stretched wider under anasthetic in hospital surgery. That is a strange and embarrassing thing to have had done! It seems a bit like a victorian treatment for constipation, surprised they still stretch butt holes today!
10 Do you have any tricks to help you poop when you're constipated?
Yes I find that pushing the skin between my bum and ??? Can help encourage a bowel movement and help pass the poos. I also find squatting on the toilet can help. Also recently I have found that eating bran flakes cereal in the morning is helping.
BrentC
Lavah's Constipation Survey
Here are my answers:
1) What is the longest you've ever been constipated and how did you resolve it? Ten days with no poop at all. Took a combination of Dulcolax tablets and magnesium citrate liquid.
2) What position do you sit in when you're constipated and trying to poop? Upright on the toilet with my feet on a stool or squatty potty.
3) When you're constipated, do you prefer pooping on the toilet or somewhere else? Toilet.
4) Where does it hurt when you're constipated? My lower abdomen and of course in my rectum.
5) What noises do you make when you're constipated and trying to poop? Grunting and straining.
6) Do you prefer pushing in quick bursts (example: "Nnn! Nn! Nnn!") or long stretches? (example: "Nnnnnnnnnnnnn! Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"). I push in long stretches.
7) Has anyone ever helped you relieve your constipation and what did they do? Yes. I think I wrote about it here years ago. I had been backed up for days and a friend offered to give me a large volume water enema with an enema bag. It was slightly embarrasing but it worked. He also helped me out a second time.
8) Have you ever helped someone else relieve their constipation and what did you do? Yes. A few years ago a friend told me that he had not pooped in a week and asked if I would help him with an enema. I administerd a bag of water while he lay on his stomach on my bed. Afterwards, he told me that it had been very effective.
9) Have you ever been to a doctor for constipation and what did they do? Yes. Many times. A couple of times I was prescribed a colonoscopy prep to drink. They have also ordered various tests like colonoscopies, transit studies and belly xrays.
10 Do you have any tricks to help you poop when you're constipated? Aggressive massage of the lower abdomen. Also, a bisaocdyl suppository always works for me. That takes about 20-30 minutes to work.
James
Answers to M's survey
1. How often do you poo?
Usually 1-2 times per day. As a kid, the urge usually started sometime after lunch, and I was often desperate by the time I got home. I sometimes also needed to go after breakfast, which might mean that my poo was going to be mushier than usual. As an adult, I now usually go after breakfast and sometimes again in the afternoon, and I can tell my poos are going to be softer and more urgent for the day if I need to go as soon as I wake up, before I've eaten anything. Occasionally I might go 3-4 times, and sometimes not at all for a day, but if I don't go one day then I'll usually go at least three times the next. It's usually fairly obvious what has caused a change in my routine - e.g. eating particularly fibre-rich meals a few times in a row.
2. Do you enjoy having a poo?
Almost always. I don't like going if I'm constipated or have watery diarrhoea, but fortunately I almost never get either - maybe once every ten years.
3. Have you ever pood outside?
Yes - on long, multi-day hikes you don't have much choice, and I did a lot of those in my late teens and early twenties. As I've written about before, as a kid I would usually rather poo my pants than go outside, but I did very occasionally go in the bushes if I knew the poo was going to be runny and I was sure no-one was nearby.
4. Have you ever pood somewhere you shouldn't have?
Not really, other than accidents in my pants where some of the poo escaped.
5. Have you ever been desperate for a poo and had an accident in your pants/knickers?
Many times - see all my earlier posts! I messed myself at least a few times a year all the way through my childhood - sometimes a bit better, sometimes worse, but I was always accident-prone and the accidents almost always happened when I was desperate - either the pressure became far too great, or my bum got tired from holding it in, or occasionally both at the same time.
6. Have you ever watched else someone else poo?
I've not seen them sitting on the toilet pooing, but I've been to the loo doing a wee whilst a friend was on the toilet a few times and could hear them through the cubicle door. I probably saw other kids pooing when I was in preschool, but I can't remember it. I've never buddy-dumped as an adult either.
7. Have you ever seen someone poo their pants /knickers?
Yes - I think I've written about most of these incidents. The most memorable times were the two times that my best friend and I pooed our pants at the same time, but there were a few other times when another kid in my class had an accident that I saw, and a couple of times when I saw other friends having accidents as well (or in one case cleaning himself up after one). See my answer to question nine for more about those times.
8. Have you ever pood your pants /knickers on purpose?
Yes, once, as a dare when I was seven - I posted about it recently. There were also a few times when I needed to go when I'd already had an accident when I let it out when I might have otherwise managed to cling on for another minute or two, because I was already messy and there was no toilet nearby, or when I let go because I didn't feel well and thought it would help me feel better, but those times weren't out of naughtiness. With those messes I wasn't usually pushing it out, but allowing my bum to relax and letting nature take its course.
9. Have you ever pood in a public toilet or a friend's house?
I was always very nervous about using public loos as a kid - the idea of a toilet being dirty with other people's poo and wee somehow filled me with a horror that my own waste never did, and so by the time I was desperate enough to consider going to a public toilet I was often at the point of not being able to hang on anymore, which as a kid meant I had a few accidents stood in the toilet block because I was too slow, too reluctant or both to sit down. I was a bit more willing to go if a friend went with me. As an adult, I'll go to the loo in public rather than have an accident, but I tend to either line the seat with several layers of paper or hover over it, and I'll hold it until I get home if I'm confident I'll make it. UK public toilets are mostly far nicer now than when I was a child - there have been campaigns such as the "Loo of the Year" awards and greater awareness that some people really depend on access to high-quality toilets to get out and about without stress.
I was better about going to the toilet at friends' houses as a kid, and I can only think of one time that I had an accident whilst on a play-date, and it happened because I was distracted whilst playing a board game to the point that the poo was coming out before I noticed. I went to their loo, finished off my poo in the toilet and wiped out my pants as best I could. This links in with question seven though - apart from the friend I already wrote about, two other friends had accidents whilst round at my house over the years because they didn't like going in other people's houses but got too desperate. In one case I think the friend had been holding it in all afternoon at school, and it started to come out only a few minutes after we got back to my house. I wasn't aware that he'd pooed his pants at first, but he then went to the loo and left the door open, and I saw him (from across the hall) trying to fill his pants up with toilet roll. He had quite a strong poo smell for the rest of the afternoon but he wasn't aware that I'd seen him and he tried to pretend nothing was wrong (like I'd done when I'd done the same thing at his house), and I guess it was probably quite a firm poo that he'd emptied out but which had left a big skidmark. The other friend had a bit of an upset stomach and did a runny, gassy poo in his pants whilst we were watching TV - we must have been about eight or nine. I'd been aware something wasn't right as he'd gone very quiet, but the accident when it happened was unfortunately very obvious as it was quite loud. His tracksuit bottoms quickly developed a damp, brown-speckled patch over his bum, and he just stood there looking shell-shocked as it continued to come out before he asked if I could get my mum to help him. She took him to the toilet, cleaned him up and lent him a pair of my trousers and pants - I didn't see any of that of course. Being very familiar with the embarrassment of dirtying my own pants, I tried to be as nice to him as possible - he was crying and asked my mum to call his mum to take him home early. He moved away that summer, and our families didn't stay in touch.
10. Have you ever pood in a container when there isn't a toilet available?
No.
Matthew
Loud Pooping
There's a young guy at work, Chris, who has the loudest poops. He visits the toilet everyday around 1:30. He uses the same stall, and I am sometimes either in the handicap stall next to him or maybe at the urinal. His routine rarely varies. He enters the stall, unbuckles his jeans and lowers them and his boxers to his ankles. He then sits and lets out a series of very loud farts. Some last several seconds long and sound like fog horns. He then has a long pee followed by the release of more gas accompanied by some loose chunky stools that go plop, plip, plop, plop floomp. He waits about 25 seconds and then wipes. You can see by the shadows that he wipes sitting with his right hand and folds the paper after the first wipe and then "double dips" for an additional wipe. He usually wipes about six times. He then hitches up his jeans and boxers in one move, buckles up and exits the stall. I am often at the sinks washing up and he is very shameless about his noisy shits. He shows no embarrassment whatsoever. I have often wondered why he is so gassy. Is it his diet? He seems very comfortable about this very natural bodily function. Personally, if I were as noisy, I would be quite embarrassed. Good for him!
Anna from Austria
No new story today but i want to answer the second survey of Jenny Sis
SURVEY QUESTION 2 : Has anyone every stayed on the toilet on their phone so long after finishing, you assumed you already wiped your butt and forgot to wipe?
Yes once with my butt an few times with front end after staying seated longer afer a pee. Both happend many many years ago though. When i was in my early 20s I was really crazy about texting my friends. I wanted to answer them right now after they wrote even when being seated on the toilet. So it happpend a few times that I have fort doing some more important things.
Now today with 36 I am slower with my answers on the phone and forgetting to wipe due the phone cannot happen anymore.
But that does not mean that such thins cannot happen ever again. When being drunk it can also happen that I either forget to wipe or that there is no toilet paper at the bar toilet and I just do not care about that in my tipsy state.
Has beena while that such things happpend to me too though. I do not party that much any more it is not suitable for my age and due to Covid 19 it had been over 2 years since I visited a bar.
Greetings from Austria
Anna
Kelly
Reply to M's survey
1. How often do you poo?
Twice a day, once after lunch and again after dinner.
2. Do you enjoy having a poo?
Yes very.
3. Have you ever pood outside?
Yes, a lot.
4. Have you ever pood somewhere you shouldn't have?
Yes, once or twice, the most recent time I was at school, the toilets were all backed up so I pooped in a trash can because I couldn't hold it.
5. Have you ever been desperate for a poo and had an accident in your pants/knickers?
Yes, many a time.
6. Have you ever watched else someone else poo?
Yes, my older sisters and my momma
7. Have you ever seen someone poo their pants /knickers?
Yes.
8. Have you ever pood your pants /knickers on purpose?
Maybe….
9. Have you ever pood in a public toilet or a friend's house?
Yes I poop at school regularly and I poop at my friend's house when I have to.
10. Have you ever pood in a container when there isn't a toilet available?
Yes, the aforementioned trash can, and I've pooped in plastic shopping bags before.
That's all for now
-Kelly
Winnie
Winnie the Pooh
Emma two
Survey
1. How often do you poo? 2-3 per day
2. Do you enjoy having a poo? Yes
3. Have you ever pood outside? No
4. Have you ever pood somewhere you shouldn't have? Yeah
5. Have you ever been desperate for a poo and had an accident in your pants/knickers? No
6. Have you ever watched else someone else poo? Yes
7. Have you ever seen someone poo their pants /knickers? No
8. Have you ever pood your pants /knickers on purpose? No
9. Have you ever pood in a public toilet or a friend's house? Yea
10. Have you ever pood in a container when there isn't a toilet available? NoWinnie
Winnie the Pooh
Waking up tonight with a belly ache from eating so much ???? food basically all day, I got out of bed slipped my slippers on heading in the bathroom and undid my pajama pants and let them fall to my ankles and sat all the way back on the toilet started to rubbing my stomach raised my feet off the ground knowing that the pain was going to be unbearable, bouncing my feet up and down. Grunting and moaning some grabbing my stomach rocking and my hole open up super wide and cracklings felt like that big stink was growing and growing till it fell out and couple more after I was done and I looked in the bowl 3 long ones sticking up out of the bowl , I went to wipe but clean till no more brown. Got up pulled up my pajama pants and headed back to sleep after washing my hands, that's all and side note I don't mind if I have a poop with Dean as long it's not weird feeling
M
I have kind of a funny story from the weekend. I had just gotten out of the shower and I was in our ensuite bathroom shaving. My wife comes in and gets ready to take a shower. Before she goes in the shower she sits on the toilet to pee. I get done shaving and I take my razor over to the little garbage can that is right next to the toilet so I can get rid of the hair. My wife is sitting on the toilet completely naked and the way the garbage can is situated I had to lean over to get the hair out of the razor and into the garbage so I don't get any on the floor. My head just happened to be right next to her hip and as I'm bending down to get rid of the hair I start to smell something and all of a sudden there is this loud heavy plop in the toilet. And she just starts cracking up and laughing hysterically! I asked why she didn't tell me she had to poop and she kept laughing and said she timed it perfectly. Then she jokingly said for me to be more careful getting that close when she's on the toilet. And I got a great laugh out of it too. As I'm leaving the bathroom she farts really loud and drops another bomb in the toilet and sighs and I said "wow that sounds like a good poop". And she said it is a good dump. Have a great day everybody.Dean
Confession
Hey guys and gals: I have a question survey that I'm wondering if I'm over the top
Questions
1) Who does to the bathroom more you or your partner ?
A) most definitely her she definitely doesn't care she just goes .
2) Do you get to watch them to go or never seen them go?
A) I definitely have not but I wouldn't mind to see her on her throne and going , I don't know if she feels comfortable with that cause she always walks away from me when I'm going
3) Who was interested in who at first?
A) me
4) who spends more time in the bathroom?
A) I do cause I text a guy have to do something
5) Who was the last person in the bathroom ?
A) she was
6) If your partner was struggling in the bathroom would you be able to help them?
A) yes and no
7} any celebrities your partner remind you of,
Crystal Liu in the face but shaped like Shay Mitchell though I haven't seen anything but she packs something skirts don't lie lol . Well that's all I'm going give her a good night kiss