Sitter
Trash can poop
Next Gen Of Poopers, I used to watch a girl who liked to poop in a trash can. She'd take it and a roll of tissue in an empty bedroom and go every day. It had a rounded edge so she could sit comfortably. Her poop was often kinda soft and she usually needed to pee too, so I would put a grocery bag in to make cleaning her waste up easier.
Sofie
Replies & quick story
Hi guys, just a couple of replies and then a quick story from me this weekend!
Opal - I just wanted to say hi, and that I love your stories and that you are able to post here about your experiences!! I'm also sorry to hear that you also suffer from the panty skidmarks sometimes, but I think it's great that you have adapted and that you don't get too upset by it any more. I think I am close to accepting that for whatever reason my skidmarks are just part of my life now. I know that my bad skids at school are because of crummy toilet paper and not enough time to wipe properly, but my lighter skidmarks still occur even when I wipe thoroughly. I've spend too much time beating myself up over it though, and like others on this forum say (especially Jenny Skidmarked in Seattle) I need to not take it so seriously. Anyway, it's great to read your stories Opal and please keep posting!
Abbie - Sorry I haven't written for so long, I got really busy with schoolwork and college tours that I have just been too busy. I think it's so great that you have a group of friends where you can be open about having to pee or poop, and even do it in front of each other without (too much) embarrassment. I only have maybe two friends who I can open up to about this stuff, and even then only one of them have we pooped in front of each other. I know I'm not the only girl who struggles with dealing with bathroom issues at school and dirty panties, because I have seen my friends and teammates at sleepovers or when we get changed for track or tennis, and several girls regularly get skidmarks as bad as or worse than mine, even ones that show through the back of their panties. So I know I'm not alone, I just wish my friends and I could be more open.
The other day I was out shopping at the mall with my friend Gabriella and I knew she was desperate to go for a poo but even when I asked her she said she was fine. But eventually she couldn't hold it any longer and rushed to the ladies restroom, and when I was sitting next to her peeing I saw her cactus boyshorts around her ankles with a big thick brown skidmark in them. She probably could have avoided that if she just admitted she needed to use the restroom when I first noticed her farting and looking uncomfortable. When we came out of the restroom she made an excuse about not feeling well and needing to go home, and I think it was because she knew that I knew what had happened, and was embarrassed. I wanted to tell her that it was absolutely fine, and that exactly the same thing happens to me sometimes, but I didn't want to embarrass her even more by talking about it so I just waited with her til her mom came to pick us up. Maybe if I have the courage to say something first then she will open up to me a bit and then we can confide in each other! I might try the next time we hang out, but only if there's a natural reason to bring it up.
Elvia
It happened again!
I was walked in on while I was on the toilet again on Sunday. This time it was a stranger. There's a community center near our home we go to sometimes on the weekend. It has separate bathrooms for each gender, but they're for single people. I've used them for years. I swear I locked the door, but I'm not sure if it was broken or if I just didn't turn it far enough. But a lady opened it nearly all the way before she realized I was there and closed it. I was even more embarrassed because the toilet faces the door instead of being sideways to it. I guess it embarrassed the other woman too, because she wasn't there when I came out.
STREAKS
Sharing bathroom at sister-in-law's
My wife an I stayed the night at her sister's house a few years back. We went out for Mexican in the evening on Friday night. The next morning, my wife and her sister got up early. They sat on the back patio and drank coffee. I was laying in bed, but could hear them talking due to an open window. My wife said, "Maaannnn! I need to go poop!" Her sister said, "OMG me too!. It's going to be a Mexican, coffee, morning poop."
The house had two bathrooms. The guest bathroom and master bedroom bathroom shared a wall. Upon hearing this, I sprang up and headed to the bathroom. I disrobed like I was going to shower then put shaving cream on my face. Sure enough, within a minute I could hear my wife coming inside. She rinsed out her coffee cup, then made her way down in hallway. She arrived at the bathroom to find the door closed. She lightly knocked and said "Hello?" I said, "I'm in here, but you can come in." The entered and said, "I thought you were still in bed." I told her I had just woke up. I said "You can shower first if you want." Acting as if I didn't know she needed the toilet. With a panicked look on her face she said, "I'm not here to shower. I have to go #2 really bad!" I said, "Just go in your sister's bathroom. I think she is outside." She said, "I can't she's coming in right now and she needs to poop too."
By this time, I could hear her sister rinsing her coffee cup. I quietly said, "Either hold it for a few minutes or just go. I'm naked and I'm shaving. I'm not leaving." After a second of consideration, She quickly moved to the toilet and pulled down her pants. I believe she SBD'ed when approaching the toilet because the smell hit me instantly. As she was peeing, I heard her sister's bathroom door close. Now, the were both on the toilet with only a thin wall separating them. Her sister had no idea I was awake.
As my wife sat with a look of deep concentration, a thundering fart emitted from her sister. I was easily heard thought the wall. She yelled thought the wall, "Sorry, I fart a lot when I go poop!" My wife stopped straining for long enough to say, "It's ok!" Then her poop began to slither out with a straining noise. It sounded very long and very soft.
After her first wave, I could then hear her sister's poop plopping in the next room. Probably 7-8 good plops. My wife said in a whisper, "I can hear Lacey pooping. Can you hear it?" I shook my head yes. Apparently, my wife was not quiet enough. Lacey hollered, "Who are you talking to?" My wife indicated that I was in the room with her. Instantly, I could hear Lacey shuffling across her bathroom to quickly turn on the faucet for cover noise.
My wife finished with a small grunt. Her last piece is always tough to push out. She wiped three times. Sadly, she flushed while still seated. Shortly after, her sister flushed in her own bathroom.
The both met back up in the family room. I could hear Lacey say that I was a very sneaky man. She said, "You should have said something. I don't want him to hear me pooping. I won't even poop abound Brent (Her Husband). I am about to die of embarrassment." Then she said, "Did you just poop with him in there?" She said, "I did. He is gross like that. He doesn't care. I think he likes the smell." They both giggled and moved on to other subjects. She was right. I stayed in the bathroom appreciating the heavy poop smell she had left.Anna from Austria
pooping at a bar
Hello everbody. last saturday i went to a bar again after many years with my 2 best friends to celebrate the birthday of one my friends.
Been a while since the last time I have visited a bar. The evening started off with a small mistake of mine. I used to much parfume when dressing up so I was really surrounded by a parfume cloud.
My friends noticed it but did not say much about it. They just said it is the first time they have noticed that use much parfume.
The evening itself was funny. Unfortunately my stomache did not agree with the many drinks and I had to use the ladies room for Number 2.
I hate using the rest rooms of bars because they are so small and do not offer much privacy. Luckily i was alone in the rest room. It was small and just had 2 stalls. There was not even a window get fresh air in.
I took one of the 2 stalls. Locked the door and pulled down my jeans and my panties and sat on the toilet.
At first I did long hissing pee and during mid pee I did a big fart and my bum hole started to open up and big firm log fell into the bowl. I did another fart and some mushy poo followed. Then felt empty. i cleaned up myself, and flushed down. Took the brush the clean the massive skidmarks. I also left a horrible smell. A mixture of my parfume and the smell of poo. I have never smelled something like that and it was horrible. Normaly i am not sensitive to my own poo smell but this time it was different. After washing my hands i went back to my friends.
Fortunately my worries start to faded away that oher ladies could enter the bathroom and smell my mess after having another drink or 2. I did not even know if anybody noticed my smell or not.
That's my story for today.
Greetings from Austria
AnnaSTEPHEN
Post Title (optional) POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Travelling back home Wednesday I stopped at a fish and chip shop called
into the shop next door for some bread rolls and a pot of yoghurt while large cod and regular chips was being cooked ,collected my order then drove seven miles to a layby.
I opened side door pulled adventuridge portta pottie from the locker
slid my jogging bottoms and pants down sat on pottie and had a NUMBER
TOO wiped pulled up my pants and jogging bottoms cleaned my hands with
wet wipes.I sat in drivers seat and consumed my fish and chips and yoghurt. when done sat quietly in van for another twenty minuites before
finishing my flask of coffee I had started earlier.
when it was time to drive off I went back to pottie for a wee I remained
seated and had another NUMBER TOO put pottie back into locker cleaned
my hands with wet wipes then drove off.
The remainder of the journey had several delays with road works when I arrived home two hours later I pulled pottie from locker , slid down my jogging bottom and pants sat on pottie and had another number too the third that day!! I then emptied the pottie rinsed added two litres of water hand full of washing powder and placed back into locker ,hung a new Thetford blue toilet roll onto holder .
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Post Title (optionalTo Kristi )
Kristi
Sorry about your constipation issues, I've been there myself!
Curious have you tried suppositories? I know you mentioned having an enema on hand but suppositories have always helped me when in your situation.
Hope things are moving better now.
Thunder
Toilets Role in Australian Politics
The old Commonwealth Parliament House in Canberra, Australia which ceased being used for that purpose had members of parliament who, just about all were men. There was one public toilet servicing all parliamentarians and staff . What happened was , we have tow parties, Liberal and Labor. Each party would secretly have a roster of men to sit on one of the toilets eves dropping on conversations heard around the urinals etc. Each party had their own spies.
Where the political benefit came was that members of all parties could not escape each other as they had to frequent the same toilet facilities. Often conversations sprung up between members around the trough and many political deals were arrived at in the mens' toilet.
As there were only a few women politicians they all became quite friendly as they too, had only one toilet facility.
Now there is a new parliament house and the toilet arrangements are not nearly as cosy and , so politicians and less contact with the other side so the division between parties is greater, less deals or arrangements are done and it is my view that Australia is poorer for that!
Monday, April 04, 2022
Tyler
I'm sorry Kristi
Hi Kristi! I'm about your constipation! That does not sound fun. Have you been able to get back on schedule with your pooping routine? And how is the bidet working? And I'm just wondering if you could describe yourself again? Sometimes I forget haha.Emma two
Desperate waiting for Sarah
I desperate for a poo on my way home from work yesterday and by the time I got home I was seconds from doing it my knickers. Unfortunately Sarah was in the bathroom and she was having some nasty sounding diarrhea. I asked her to hurry up because I was about to poo myself and she said she'd pood herself on the way to the toilet and if I couldn't wait I might as well do the same and clean up later. The idea was tempting but that was our of the question so I clenched tightly and prayed I could hold it until Sarah got out of the bathroom. It was hard to keep control especially hearing all the sound effects of Sarah pooping and after twenty minutes I just had to go so badly I couldn't wait any longer. I relaxed and immediately felt my poo coming out into my knickers. It was such a relief and to be honest I quiet liked the warm feeling of it in my knickers. I had to pee but I managed to hold it until I Sarah came out of the bathroom and when she did she was surprised I'd actually pood myself. She asked her if I felt better and I said I did. After having a wee in the toilet we showed together and helped each other get cleaned up before getting dried and changed.
Mina Kazumi Hisae Maho
Four bad girls are back!
Hi Everybody, we are sorry we absented long time from this site. We hope everybody are well.
We are busy to read posts of everyone, we can't reply all, sorry. But today we want to direct post to Opal and Emma Two.
Dear Princess Opal (is it correct you are princess? We remember you by this name...),
We are happy you remember us! Of course we remember you. We are happy you are back! We will read many your posts. One thing we say now, your father is right to let you read this site because it is not porno site. It is site where we write honest feelings without generate sexual idea. We cannot escape from reality that we all have to do wee and motions. And being interested in this body functions is normal. Of course sometimes we turn on, it can't help, but human beings turn on in many situation.
By the way, "Kazumi" is Kazuko. We call her Kazumi when we connect her with loo.
Dear Emma Two,
We were excited your post about diarrhoea during meeting. Mina translated for her crushes. But when she comes to "poor unsuspecting toilet" four gasps echo in green flat. Unsuspecting is maybe true. Toilets often forget last time someone pour huge diarrhoea into them. But "poor", we don't agree. Like we wrote in message from Beige Loo, toilets love human beings. If a human being need to drop a huge diarrhoea into a toilet, of course toilet is happy to eat all of it!
So we imagine ladies room of your office. How many loos, we don't know, so we imagine, 5. And "near end" is Loo 4.
So Emma Two run in with red beautiful face and place her beautiful bottom on Loo 4. Diarrhoeas rush out big speed and then Emma Two give lots paper, Loo 4 eat all, then Emma rush back to meeting, with mixed face.
And in ladies room?
Loo 2: Wow, that was quick. Even she did so much! Loo 4, you must be very satisfy.
Loo 4: Yes, it was very delicious meal like always.
Loo 5: We are envy.
Loo 1: It is not need to envy! After meeting, we will be huge invasion of ladies! We will be busy to eat and drink! We will have good time!
Loo 11 (next door): And we will be huge invasion of gentleman! We are looking forward.
Loo 3: Loo 4, I saw how you hugged Emma's beautiful bottom when she sat on you. You have great hugging power!! I could see how her beautiful bottom relax! We think you should have medal.
Loo 4: I think you should all have medal too. Of course I love Emma. I was happy to hug her beautiful bottom well with my warm feeling. But I was sad she stayed so short time. Next time when she comes, I hope she will relax long time and go out from loo with satisfied beautiful face.
Loo 2: I also think. On her face, I read two things. One is, "I am so relief! It is all out!" And other is,
"I hope I am not too long! I hope they in meeting think I did only pee!" So her face is mix of satisfy and worry.
Loo 5: Not perfect. Pity Emma.
Loo 1: But why meeting people think about Emma on Loo 4? Meeting is not for thinking about toilet. They have to think about profit, cost, sale, tax, insurance, many things which are not connect with toilet! I am closest to door and I often hear these words. Always profit, profit, profit, they say. Emma is not need to worry I think.
Loo 5: I don't know what is the mean of "profit".
Loo 4: No, it is outside of our world. We are not need to worry about it. We worry about human feeling, and our food and drink. Our job is to make human feel good with our strong love, and coax food and drink from beautiful bottom which sit on us. So now let us go to sleep. Soon it will be invasion.
Narrator: Then all loos go to sleep.
******
MKHM: Emma, we hope you are fine now, and your friend Sarah too. We love how she use natural loo in woods when you go for walk.
And we hope everyone is fine. Lots love to everyone.
from Maho Hisae Kazumi Mina
P.S. Perhaps some people forget: Loo says she has arm to hug bottom, but human name for that arm is "toilet seat". Princess Opal, perhaps you didn't know this? Because you were absent when we defined.Taylor
The things we do for family
I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth this morning when there was a loud knock on the door. I said it was open and my identical twin sister, Shelbi barged in, already about to pull down her pyjama shorts. "Sorry, it's urgent". She flipped up the lid, quickly pulled down her shorts and slammed down on the toilet with a thud. Immediately there was a quiet crackling and I could literally see the discomfort on her face being replaced with relief. It looked like all her dreams came true at once. The crackling just kept going and going, I wondered if it was ever going to stop.
Eventually she sighed and looked behind her into the bowl, the look she gave me was priceless, she looked terrified. "Taylor? We might have a problem..."
"YOU have a problem" I laughed "that was all you. What's wrong?" She stood up and I still cannot believe that what I saw had come out of my sister. Snaking around the bowl was a huge log about an inch wide but coiled around the bowl twice. It was a monster!
There wasn't a plunger and we decided it was too much of a task for the poor toilet brush so we came up with a different plan. I left the bathroom and returned a minute later with a pair of rubber gloves and a trash bag. "You're lucky I love you Shelbi. Take these and I'll hold this" She reluctantly put on the gloves and carefully retrieved her log from the bowl, it wasn't solid enough to remain in one piece so it took several handfuls. To be honest the smell was pretty horrific. I flushed and the bowl was clean except for a few streaks which the brush took care of. She took off the gloves and dropped them in the bag and I tied it as she down again to clean up. She started peeing while getting some toilet paper and then started wiping her behind. She wiped her front and stood up, pulling up her shorts. We washed our hands and she thanked me for helping her. "Never mention this ever Taylor. Please..."
Saturday, April 02, 2022
Thunder
Constipation Plan
I note Kristi's constipation problems. I have such problems due to medical issues. I take an osmotic laxative in my tea most mornings. It is almost tasteless. I also do a poo whenever I get the urge. I meditate on the throne as well, only for several minutes and that helps. Although they are not good for you energy drinks can help. I will be interested if I can get this bidet with enema function to see how that goes. A few times I have seen a therapist and given a ???? massage ….that can help . If it is a really hard one a lubricated finger rectally whilst you push might help. Good luck.
Opal
Hi!!!!
Erica, I read your camping story on my first time back here in at least two months. (I stopped posting in October, but occasionally lurked.)
I will admit, some poop-related forums are not as nice as this one. So my dad had told me for a while I couldn't even read this site anymore. Back around Christmas he decided it was OK! (By the way, my dad is a very nicre guy.) I'm so happy he said I could read it again!
Sofie: I have had issues with having skidmarks and wet spots in my panties for years! I guess I'm so used to it, I'm not that embarrassed unless someone sees. Once when I was 12 I even wore a pair of panties that were full of a giant turd because I was embarrassed by the thought that my aunt and her family could find out if I asked my mom for a change.
Kaycha
Wet my pants of course
So lately I've been doing okay with going potty on time but yesterday I ended up so badly triggered that it caused me to have an accident. I do weekly volunteering for a certain crisis line for women. A woman this morning told me a terrible story which ended up causing me to relive some extreme trauma I suffered as a child at the hands of a relative who is now long dead. As she talked and cried, my memories crept in and took over. I managed to stay professional until she ended the call then I sat there, shaking. Out of the blue I had to go pee-pee. So bad it was immediately trickling down my inner thigh. My legs were trembling so bad I could hardly stand and I couldn't stop crying. My bladder gave up and I began to pee-pee in my panties and down my legs. I tried to run to the bathroom but it was too late. I had already done it all in my pants. Lucky me, the phones were quiet for that last hour of my shift. I went home, changed and cried myself to sleep. A monstrous nightmare woke me up screaming, sobbing and right in the middle of wetting my night diaper. I was so grateful to have my boyfriend there to hold and comfort me back to sleep.Kristi
This is NOT enjoyable
It's Kristi.
I've been sitting on the toilet for 34 minutes now (it's 9:06 pm... I sat down at 8:32 pm).
I'm tired. I want to go to sleep. But I have to shit. (Yes, I said shit. It's that desperate.)
I haven't pooped for about 37 hours. That's a crazy long time for me.
I took a morning dump yesterday. Came out nice and smooth.
Steve asked if I'd poop for him last night. I tried for about 20 minutes before I told him that I just couldn't. I told him he's welcome to watch my morning poop today.
Except there was no morning poop today. I just didn't have to go.
It was about noon when I started feeling the need to take a crap. I went to bathroom and sat for about 15 minutes. Nothing.
I tried again at about 4:00. I pushed. Hard. Nothing.
So I popped some stool softeners and went for a walk on the treadmill to try to get things moving. Went back in and sat... I pushed out a tiny little pebble.
I hate laxatives. They don't make it easier to go. They just make you go. But by 7:00 I still hadn't pooped. So I popped a couple laxatives.
So I'm sitting here with my knees up on the Squatty Potty.
I can feel the load in me and it's a big one. And it's probably going to hurt. Bathroom door is closed for this one. Hubby knows I need to focus.
It's just not coming. I don't know what I did to deserve this. I didn't eat anything strange. 95% of my poops just slide right out of my butt. I get constipated once in a while like everyone, but this is really bad.
I wish these posts were instant so someone could give me some tips, or just some moral support. I may ask Steve to come in and just hold my hands while I push.
And I do have an enema kit under the sink but that's the last resort. But honestly it may come to that because I do not think I'll be able to sleep unless I can go.
I'm going to put my phone down for a few minutes so I can concentrate.
...
So nothing. Just pee.
I'm going to take some more stool softeners and try to go to bed.Stephen S
Beijing squat toilets 2
Hello again,
I visited the Beijing Olympics in 2008 and had my first encounters with open squat toilets.
My previous post described my first visit to an open squat toilet. I so enjoyed it that pretty much everyday for the rest of my visit I would start the day with a trip to a different public toilet to shit and pee.
Most of the toilets were just steel pans next to each other in a line on a slightly raised platform. There were usually about 4 to 6 places and they were often all taken- this was prime shitting time first thing in the morning. The users varied from men in suits to construction workers and school kids and students. Everybody minded their own business and I was never stared at for being foreign. Nobody seemed embarrassed by what they were doing and that made it far easier for me to just act naturally. Some people would be very quick about their business whilst others would take their time and look at their phones. It was quite common to see guys tapping on their phones with a turd emerging from underneath them. It was interesting to see the various types of shit produced- from diarrhoea to very solid chunks. Colours varied as well from stuff that was almost green to very nobbly dark brown. It would just sit in the pan until the guy wiped and flushed. Occasionally there was no flush mechanism and the poo just fell onto that of previous occupants' in a trough below. In these toilets, there was a bin for your used toilet paper by each pan.
I was pretty regular in my shits, usually producing 2 to 3 solid medium sized turds. I quickly realised that this was no place to be shy. You either shit or you don't and in order to shit I had to fart and strain occasionally like everyone else. When I was loose I couldn't hide it either- it had to come out and I felt far better for it. Occasionally guys joined their hands together underneath their knees in order to strain better, but I was never able to do that. I held my hands out on top of my knees to try to keep my balance. When I finished I would stand up to wipe as the pressure on my legs was quite painful after a time in a squat position. Some others would do this after finishing as well, often releasing a last jet of pee whilst standing before pulling their pants and clothes back up. I didn't do this at first as I thought it was a bit strange, but tried it eventually. My pee made a satisfying noise as it hit the bowl.
I have two really vivid memories. The first one was when the guy next to me was having a real problem with constipation. Every time he pushed down, a spurt of wee came out of his penis. Also, his penis became slightly erect as he struggled, with the result that the flow went straight forwards onto the floor in front of the bowl. He didn't seem particularly bothered and eventually managed to get a really nobbly turd out. The other memory is of the type of trough toilet where you squatted down in a line. Each person had his own cubicle so you couldn't see all of the person in front of you. The only trouble was that the cubicle didn't go right the way down to the floor. So when I was squatting I had a perfect view of what was going on in the cubicle in front of me. I got used to holes opening up and letting out turds. In the same way, lots of people would have seen my hole opening up. In addition, the flush mechanism which cleaned everything away only operated once every few minutes, so I was left with the sight of my own shit directly underneath me, and that of the other occupants in front of me as well. Eventually it all got cleared away by a wave of water, so I got to see lots of turds just floating away.
I miss those experiences. The smell was often strong and the toilets were not always spotless, although I never used one that was really bad. There was usually an attendant at the entrance who kept the place clean and was paid a small sum by the users. I never told my fellow travellers what I was doing- they would have been shocked. So it is nice to talk about it now. It has certainly made me far more willing to use public toilets openly wherever I am.
Nasiba
Third Grade Story
I went to a large grade school. It was the largest school in our district and I had a friend Laci who was like me, a little overwhelmed, by the size of the bathrooms. The lack of privacy didn't help either. Oh, and when you used the toilets in the afternoon, sometimes the seat was splashed, bowls were filling with crap and too much toilet paper. Of course, we blamed it on the younger students. So one day when Laci came back complaining about how dirty her toilet was, our teacher took command. She was only a few years out of college but in a command discussion she forced us to come up with solutions. She listed them on the dry-erase board. A few of the boys made fun of the situation. He said us girls should hold our piss and poos until we got home. Another boy, who sometimes would trip me the year before, because he thought I was somewhat different because of my darker skin color, made a crude suggestion, about hosing down the toilet seats.
He meant a human hose and got a couple of back slaps while grossing out some of my friends. He as given 15 minutes after school for doing that.
I ended up getting top points for the discussion. My idea is something my mom taught me that I remember from the first time I started using public toilets independently. Wipe, flush, remain in the cubicle while the flush is going, then tear off a small piece of toilet paper, and wipe off the seat for the next user. Then throw that paper in the paper towel can next to where you will wash your hands.
Because many of the toilets I use have no privacy door or one that is only half high, when other classmates and those from other grades would be standing waiting for a toilet to get on, they would be surprised that I would do what my teacher called the courtesy wipe of the seat. Some of the flush systems are wicked and do leave splashes on the seat. I received several compliments then. I was even recognized as Student of the Week. Now that I'm in the upper grades I still do a courtesy wipe every time I use the toilet at my high school. I'm on student council and we have adopted an even larger courtesy program called Paying It Forward.
Not everyone is going to do it. But it just makes sense to me.
For Opal:
My grandparents came to the states in the 1960s from India.I'm proud to be 3rd generation here.
Crystal:
Have you or Jenny ever had accidents when you are at school or somewhere else, you have to wait for a toilet to open, and you can't get your jeans unbuttoned or off your hips fast enough? I have and mom was livid.Kristi
Finally was able to go
I'm back.
I was finally able to go. Not pleasant.
I think the stool softeners finally kicked in. I was using the Squatty Potty so that probably helped. It finally started to come out. It was painful. But I knew I had to push. Finally felt the widest part come out but I STILL needed to push to get the rest of it out.
It finally landed in the bowl with a massive splash.
I felt light-headed after. I called for Steve to come in and grab some baby wipes because I knew toilet paper would hurt too much.
Steve came to my rescue and not only got the baby wipes but proceeded to clean me up (I wasn't really that dirty) after I stood up.
He saw the massive dump in the toilet and just kissed me.
As big as it was, we agreed it wasn't a record for me; my airport poop from a few years back is still the biggest load to ever come out of me. But that one actually felt great coming out. Tonight's did not.
It clogged the toilet as I knew it would. Steve took care of that as I came to bed. I need some sleepy sleep.
I am taking a morning crap tomorrow no matter what. Going to get back on schedule.
Goodnight,
Kristi
Friday, April 01, 2022
Thunder
Public Toilets and Bidet
Yes I am still a regular shitter at my local public toilets...when I am there it is hardly getting any visitors so not a lot to report.
I have no problems using public toilets.
I have had the Bidet people out to see about one being installed...if I can get funding I will do so.
I note Kristi has recently installed a bidet....how are you going with it Kristi, and does it have an enema function?
Has anybody else got bidet stories or experiences?
Erica
Reply
Opal: Hiya Opal! I'm so glad you like my stories. It's wonderful to see another girl around my age here. I can't wait to read your future posts! I hang out with Ron almost daily I will have plenty more stories to share soon.
Sofie
Hey everyone!
Hey y'all, sorry I haven't posted in awhile! I hope everyone is doing well! I think maybe I need to apologize for not following the forum rules or FAQs, because I guess a couple of my more recent stories didn't get published. I will avoid talking about my boyfriend or any other relationships from now on, and just focus on myself I guess! So I do have several newsworthy stories to share, but I guess for this post I will go back in time a month or so and share this epic fail from school.
So I was planning to go out after school and so I brought a change of clothes to change into after class, including this really cute skirt that my mom and sister both agree make my butt look really cute haha. Anyway, I brought a total change of clothes with me, including panties, because..well, you all know… And it turns out I had need off those spare panties because once again I had to poop after lunch, the school toilet paper did its usual terrible job and I had like a 3 inch skid mark in the back of the pink panties I had been wearing all day. And to make it worse I was kind of gassy after eating Mexican food for lunch, and I guess one of my farts was a bit wet because my skidmark was extra heavy and kind of wet right in the center. Soooo, after trying again to wipe my butt after class I was getting changed in the tiny cramped bathroom stall, and somehow managed to drop my clean replacement panties INTO THE TOILET. Ughhh, I am so clumsy sometimes! And there was another girl's pee in the toilet so I couldn't even try to get them out and put them in my locker to dry. So then I just had to suck it up, there was nothing I could do and I couldn't cancel my plan so I went out after school feeling uncomfortable and self conscious all night because of my skidmark and the gross feeling against my booty! I was so glad to jump in the shower and get clean when I finally got home. And even though I have probably had worse skidmarks in my life, I was just so frustrated after this particular disaster that I didn't even try to save my panties, I just put them in a plastic bag and buried them at the bottom of the trash.
Honestly it's getting to the point where I am almost relieved to get my period because I know that for a few days, aside from a bit of staining if my pad leaks or I start early, I know my panties will otherwise stay clean thanks to my pad. If I'm honest, when I'm wearing a pad I tend to wipe even less because one rushed wipe at school tends to smear more than it removes, it makes my booty feel more inflamed/uncomfortable to wipe once or twice rather than not at all, and I know my pad will take the brunt of any stain. I know that probably makes me weird, but I'm just trying to figure out how to get through the next couple of years of school without getting even more stressed about my panty staining issues.Lucy S
@Hannah: My mother is also quite germaphobic and I have had similar experiences when I was a child. She didn't let me or my siblings to use public bathrooms and wouldn't use them herself either. If I needed to go in public and couldn't hold it until we got home she would tell me to pop a squat, or if there wasn't any discreet place to pee she would tell me to wet myself.
Wednesday, March 30, 2022
Next Gen Of Poopers
Our toilet games!
Hiiiiii! You might know me as Undecided from earlier which means it's time for me to tell you about option 2! BUT before i can tell you about our fun toilet games i have to tell you about us and our Toilet Traits because those are what the games are based around!!
1: Melissa
Melissa is independent, smart and resourceful! She will always care about anyone no matter what. Her toilet trait is THE BEST FARTS! The loudest i have ever heard! which means that her game is FARTING CONTESTS, The loudest, the smelliest and the longest wins!
2: Isabelle
Isabelle is very beautiful, inside and out! She is very shy around other people but when she is with us, she is the most open person i know! Her toilet trait is BIG LOADS! I know, right! Everyone is shocked to learn that this angel can clog a toilet in a minute. Our toilet game that she made is pyramiding! just everyone pooping without flushing ( until it gets out of hand )
I will give me and our other friends profiles later when i have time
Ciao!
Next Gen
(PS: has anyone here peed or pooped in a trash can? i have but i might have to share that later)Audrey
Opal:I agree! It's great to have company like this!
Sherryl: did you ever involve your niece in any of your potty adventures? Also, have you ever pottied in your closet or car lie Marie or tried to pee standing up? That would be a fun contest with your friends, I hope you have more of those. It would also probably be fun to have an enema distance or messing volume contest with them. Wish I could join you! Also, can you describe your physical appearance?
Bianca With regard to dreams: I have had dreams about being in a big stables steel communal shower with lots of people pissing, and in public bathrooms with complicated squat toilets.Nasiba
Questions
Hannah:
I so much enjoy your stories about your experiences using public bathrooms. You said your mom was kind of a germphobe. Did she ever tell you why that was? Did you ever see her pee or crap in a public toilet? Was it a large place like at an arena/stadium or a singular toilet like at a gas station? Were you ever allowed to take a friend with you to fair, circus, movie, etc? When they needed to use the bathroom what did your mom do? Do you ever think you will be able to use a toilet with users seated on both sides or you? Did you ever take family vacations and how were bathroom stops handled there? Thank you.
Midwesterner
Replies
I have a few replies that are sort of in depth, but I thought they were worth posting.
@Tricky
That was definitely a unique story with the fire at your school and how it put you in a less than ideal peeing situation. I can only imagine how awkward it felt for you, but I really do believe that your teacher was not intending to violate you. Also, I think that most boys/men would have gotten an erection in that situation, and most teachers are smart enough to understand that. However, that doesn't make it less of an awkward experience! I remember a similar occurrence when I was in elementary school. However, the urinals were not in such a plain view like in your school. In fact, I will tell you about that experience.
When I was in elementary school, I was in Cub Scouts. We had an event one night at the school that I attended. There was a point where we all had a break from our activities, and many of us headed to the bathroom. This bathroom was sort of the main bathroom for the whole school, so it had 6 stalls and 6 urinals. I remember needing to pee, and having the urge to poop too. I was one of the first boys to get to the bathroom, so I started peeing at a urinal. As I started finishing up, many more boys came in and acted absolutely crazy. Some were just plain roughhousing, and some were standing on toilets peeking over the stalls at one kid who was trying to poop. I just sort of didn't participate and thought I would hold my poop until later. I was getting ready to leave when one of the moms barged in. She yelled at all of the kids to stop. One of the boys who was trying to peek over the stalls called out to her saying "you're not a boy, you can't even be in here!". She said "yes I can when you boys are being disruptive!" She ordered everybody out who was not actually there to use the bathroom. I sort of ratted some of the troublemakers out to her after they left. From what I remember, they didn't get punished as severely as they should have been.
@Paige
Great story about your new friend! She obviously seems uninhibited with her bathroom habits. I think I would have a very hard time pooping in a stall next to somebody I just met. To answer your question, I don't think you should bring up her clogging the toilet immediately. However, down the road, it might be funny to bring it up once your friendship is more established. She seems like the type that would get a laugh out of it.
@Kristi
As always, great to hear from you! First and foremost, I want to express my love and support for you in dealing with depression. I agree that it's upsetting to see what is happening to good, innocent people. It's complete B.S. that a small group of psychopaths in a government can hold that kind of power. My best advice to you is to be supportive of those in the situation in the Ukraine, but don't keep yourself glued to the T.V., phone, computer, ect. watching the news about it. One small thing I did (that had a big impact) to kick depression was to stop watching the so called "news". It is honestly nothing but constant negativity, which is extremely toxic to keep watching. I will be praying for you as well as those in the Ukraine! Also, Kristi, thank you for sharing your story about how you and Steve's relationship evolved to where you are now in regards to pooping. Anna and I evolved a little differently, but we have made it to the same point as you guys. I have been hesitant to try to post about it due to recent feedback, but I will try to come up with a concise and non offensive way to put it. I will say that I know Anna doesn't view me as a pervert or anything like that. We just have sort of always been open with each other, and it just sort of took off from there. I will elaborate in a later post!
That was an interesting dream that you had. I have definitely had bathroom related dreams with family members and other people I know before. Honestly, I could probably write a post just on that subject alone. I do remember one particular dream that was sort of similar to yours. This dream took place when I was probably middle school age. I was at a house that I don't ever remember seeing in person before, and still haven't seen to this day, but it was in some tropical area. I remember my mom being there and like in your dream, just a "relative". It wasn't anybody specific. I believe it had to have been the relatives' house. I remember telling my mom I had to go to the bathroom, and going to find wherever the bathroom was. Once I found it, I vividly remember pulling my shorts and underwear down, and sitting on the toilet. I was sort of constipated and sat for a long time. I remember for some reason the door or wall fell down or something, and I was just sitting there in plain view of everybody, with my bare butt on the seat and all. However, I just continued to sit until my poop was out. I know this was all a dream, but it seems so vivid and realistic, like it was a real event that happened to me.Crystal
After school desperation
I am 13 year old girl in the 8th grade today after school I got to see one of my class mates desperate to pee after school. just to give I have blonde hair I have an average body. I was wearing blue jeans with a white shirt and black flip flops during the last class of the day. I was starting to get desperate to pee and poop we only had a few minutes left in class, and our school doesn't let anyone let the class 15 minutes before the class ends so I had to just hold it. to my right one of my class mates Jenny she was squirming complaining that she had to pee to our teacher. hopefully he would let her go to the bathroom but he kept saying no so we both had to hold it. Jenny was wearing a green top and jean skirt. eventually the bell rung so we all got up to head out of school. the first spot me and Jenny where the ladies restroom. luckily for me not so much for Jenny I got in before she did the bathroom has 5 stalls 4 where occupied so I got the middle stall pull down my jeans and green panties. luckily a stall opened up next to me so Jenny was able to get a stall next to me. I say her blue panties appear at her ankles as she gave a sigh of relief as her pee was gushing out. I was able to finish going rather quickly I am a fast pooper and I definitely didn't want to miss my bus
Bianca
Been awhile
Hi folks. My poop has been runny sometimes but not bad. I am typing from my iPod cause my no taker is being a pain with this site. Once fish skin made my poop stink but not too bad today. Bye everyone.
Adrian M
I've always been shy and embarrassed about pooping, i rarely even go in public unless i'm about to shit my pants. Two days ago my girlfriend told me she wanted to watch me take a dump. At first i was against it but i wanted to make her happy. So when the urge struck i informed her and we walked in the bathroom, she had her eyes glued to me as i sat on the toilet and let out a small fart. I felt my hole expand as a log came out slowly them it splashed in the water. The room was starting to stink from my shit. "Thanks for doing this for me babe" she told me. I said of course that i would do anything for her. I let out a loud fart that echoed in the bowl. I was done and she asked to wipe me but i told her maybe next time. I was not ready for that. She watched me wipe, i flushed, then washed my hands and she kept squeezing my ass very excited to what she just saw. Im gonna let her watch againMonika B.
Question(s)
This post might be a little boring because it's more about diets, but it is bathroom related I swear.
So I suffer from (mild) IBS-D, and when I try to eat very healthy it can kind of... backfire. I tend to have less symptoms when I eat things like white rice and white bread, which I know is bad for you, but I eat very healthy otherwise (vegetarian and at least 6 servings is fruit/ veg a day) so I'm hoping it balances out. I'm at a healthy weight as well. I've heard low carb can help, but the thought of that makes me sad and I actually don't tolerate high-fat foods well at all.
I eat spinach, sweet potatoes, and zucchini a lot because I can easily tolerate those. I don't eat raw ???? often because they give me gas. Lol. Beans are OK, especially canned beans. Oatmeal is also OK, but for some reason whole wheat versions of things kind of mess with me and brown rice seems to as well (which makes me sad because I actually prefer brown rice, it's more interesting). I know it's not gluten because white bread and seitan don't bother me. I'm thinking maybe I'm getting too much fiber?
Like I said, my symptoms are relatively mild. I usually only get diarrhea in the mornings and I "go" like 1-3 times and that's it. But it's still annoying and inconvenient.
Anyone else with IBS-D? What's your diet like? Is it OK to eat refined grains? Do you have trouble eating healthy?