Erin B
Responses and a Story
Hi all! It's been a long time since I've last posted but after seeing some recent posts I think I might try and start posting again!
I want to say hi to Erica T and Hayley as I have really enjoyed y'all's stories. I'm around the same age and it's nice to have someone to relate to.
In regard to Hayley's question about pooping at work, I have found that the women in my office are actually very open about their pooping habits and I'd say almost every time I go to use the restroom someone is pooping. One of my coworkers absolutely refuses to go number 2 at work and she will even drive home to poop. I poop about 3-4 times a week at work and I don't really have a preference whether I'm at home or not. When you gotta go, you gotta go! The public I usually poop at the most are work and the gym. As Erica T can probably relate to, something about working out really gets your bowels moving!
My most recent story happened at work today. I hadn't pooped since yesterday night and had a coffee and bagel for breakfast. Around 11am I got a feeling in my stomach that I would need to poop so I got up from my desk and went to the bathroom. I went in to the bathroom and this one on my floor has 4 stalls. The first 2 were taken leaving only the third stall and the handicapped stall available. I decided to pick the third stall and have some company on my right. The woman next to me was fiercely peeing and was wearing black high heels and must've been wearing a dress as that's all I saw. I pulled my pants and underwear to my knees and got situated. The woman in the first stall started to poop and let out a short fart while the woman in the stall next to me started wiping. I pushed gently and let out a long turd that crackled all the way out. It was REALLY STINKY. The woman next to me flushed and left without washing her hands leaving only me and the woman in the first stall. I pushed some more and let out another long turd, this one ending in a nice fart with some chunky poop. The woman in the first stall was very quiet and I only heard like 2 plops. I still felt like I had more so I stayed seated and was on my phone for a bit. The woman in the first stall wiped, washed and left, leaving me alone. Shortly after, the door opened and someone took the second stall next to me. She was wearing white pants with white sandals and quickly rushed in and started peeing. I let out one more final wave of loose poop and was kinda embarrassed as it was very loud chunky farts. My stall smelled so bad and I probably should've courtesy flushed but didn't think to do it till I was wiping. The woman next to me started wiping at the same time I did and she got to the sinks a little bit before me as I had a big cleanup back there. I flushed and exited the stall and recognized the woman in the white pants as one of the other girls who works in my office. She's in another department but she has blonde hair, very skinny, and it also very tall. I felt a little embarrassed as I just stunk up the bathroom with her in there but she was really nice and we chit chatted for a bit. I went back to the office feeling so much better and went on with my morning. Well that's all I have for now! Bye!
Mina
Survey and Motion with Mari
Today is good chance to do survey! I went to office. Usually I do telework, but today was special day. I was happy to meet Mari again, and I had a lunch with her, though we separated by vinyl screen.
After lunch Mari usually does motion before back to work. I decided I also do, because in morning I didn't do.
So I use this story to answer survey.
What is your age? 31
Gender? F
Where did you have your most recent motion?
In the office loo
How long did you hold it before you finally got on the toilet?
I'm not sure. Maybe about 20 minutes, because I felt urge during eating lunch with Mari.
How do you select bathroom and toilet?
I always use same bathroom in office. I chose toilet next to Mari, Western-style. Mari was also Western-style.
How long did you sit?
About 10 minutes, maybe bit more.
Did you have to do pushing or use suppository?
For first motion, just one very short push. when I push, huge big noise and big deluge from my bottom in one second, then back and sides of loo look like leopard. After first motion, many little pushes to do little pieces.
Did you wipe the seat before sit on it?
Yes. Our loo has medicine on wall, we put on loo paper, and then wipe.
Did you line the seat with toilet paper?
No. it is not need. Our office loo very clean.
If a seat cover was available, did you use it.
Not available. But it is not need.
Did you wipe from your seat or standing?
I wiped with sitting.
How many swipes did you make?
Swipes is same with wipes? I washed my bottom well with washlet and then dried twice with loo paper.
Was the toilet paper adequate in quality and quantity?
Quantity OK. Quality so-so.
Were you asked any questions when you rejoined colleagues?
Mari was listen to me, so she said, "Wow big noise! Are you OK?" And I said her, "I'm OK but it was a very huge! And you too! How many plops you did? You never stop!" And we look each other, and hug hard. Mari also on loo 10 minutes, and she did and did and did, very huge. Plops every minute. She is small girl, but somewhere her body she hide enormous quantity. Off course, we are both wear two mask, and we hug with looking away from partner, and disinfect hands well.
Anything else you would like to add?
Thank you to person who ask questions! And Miriam, welcome to site! Yes, it is cool website. I and my friends never worry about loo, like you say everybody needs to do same things there. Miriam, there are many many nice people in this site. Victoria and Robyn and Catherine and Princess Opal and Lea, and Anna (2 Annas) and Emma and Brandon and Thunder (he is Australia) and and and.... All people are super nice. Many different age. Come from everywhere in world. I and my friends live Japan.
Love to everyone and huge kiss from Mina and three lovely crushes.
Jessica
Welcome Hayley!
Great stories! How often do you usually take a dump? What are the size of your poop usually?Stefanie
Still battling school toilets
I've got two weeks of my first year of middle school left and I'm still battling the nasty, nasty toilets. See I live in a single-bathroom house with three generations of my family. There might be only one morning a week when I can beat my grandparents to getting up early and getting first dibs on the toilet. Otherwise, grandpa's in there for the longest time, followed by grandma. I pee before I go to bed, but the problem is that between 8 and 9 each day at school there's a really active crap that I need to get out of me. If there is like 11 or 12 toilets in each bathroom, all are usually taken, with a line waiting, so that is an obstacle in getting my crap in before school. Sometimes it seems like one girl has to pee and so she orders two of her friends to take the toilets right next to her. They will sit and talk and talk and I'm thinking "What about me?" Some have smart phones and laptops open while they sit and talk. I've tried hurrying downstairs or upstairs a floor, but the situation is the same. The tardy bell rings and I have to hold my poo unless I can ask a teacher to give me a pass out of the class. Some are very skeptical.They say I should take care of my bodily needs before leaving home. I just silently curse myself. I know that my attitude is not the greatest.
Part of the reason is that the toilets really, really suck. The privacy door is long gone from most, although some of the hinges remain. Normal rolls of toilet paper like we have at home are replaced by stupid squares that are so lame your finger will go right through them and do more of the wiping than the paper. Some of the users are so immature. You can tell that they are peeing, but they will just sit on and on and waste time. I might say "I hope you are about done" and they will say something doubly snotty that makes me feel bad. Sometimes I just start to cry and walk down to the other side of the room. Of course, I have an audience for that. Having nearly no privacy sucks!
Because I'm one of the least-developed in my grade, being in a daily situation with clothing down on a daily or twice daily toilet sit, my mom bought me a number of loose-fitting dresses. They help some with my confidence, but holding the dress up while I'm pulling my panties down to crap, and then sitting on the toilet before my soft crap begins has been a problem. I've had smears on the back because that's the hardest part of the dress to control. A couple of times it has been on nice, light-colored spring dresses. Skidmarks in my undies continue to be a problem because of all the eyes on my every move as I'm seated on the toilet. I know I come off as awkward and scared and some of the older and meanest of our class take advantage of that. I lied to one of them telling her I was almost done, but she made a joke to her friends about not wanting to sit on the toilet and get something called chlamydia or something like it from the seat.
I wish my parents could afford a private school, but I know that's way out of the question. I understand why the doors had to be taken off the stalls, but I don't understand why I have to suffer because of someone else's misuse of the toilet.
Mariam: wiping off the seat and then covering it I've seen done a few times. It doesn't make much sense to me and is a huge waste of toilet paper.
Skidmarked in Seattle survey:
1) Female
2) A brand my mom buys at WalMart. It comes in packages of 6.
3) I have worn white and light too many times. The skidmarks really were bad this year in 7th grade. Mom's going to buy me all black and blue colors for next year. She understands and she doesn't. No privacy doors on the toilet stalls in my school have really taken their toll on me.
4) I wipe standing when I have a dress on, but I'm not fully successful with that. I wipe sitting when I have jeans or shorts on.
5) At least 3 or 4 of the days in at school.
Erica T:
When you were at work and went into the stall to poo, what would you have done if the seat covers were all gone? Do you think there's more use of seat covers when a person needs to poo, compared to when they need to pee? Why is this?Tricky
Re: Heyley; Taking Dumps at Work
When I worked at an office, pooping at work was a 2-3x a day event for me.
I've written an overall summary of my experiences on page 2880 titled "Poop at the office".
I go whenever/wherever I need to. I eat like a horse, and as a result, holding it is a very terrible idea. I've clogged a toilet at work multiple times without holding it in.
I have lots of memorable poop stories from the workplace that I could type up. I've told only a small fraction of them on this site.
Suffice to say, all of my male coworkers have seen me enter or exit a stall before/after seeing my pants on the floor, and have heard my noises. So have a number of the cleaning ladies. Then there was that obnoxiously-placed vent between the adjacent Mens' and Womens' rooms that allowed the noises made in each room to be heard from the other.
My favorite aspect of pooping at work is getting paid for it. It's a nice little break. I'd bring a magazine or book in and read.
My most hated aspect about it is not getting the amount of privacy I'm used to getting at home, as there was always the risk I'd be interrupted by or even intruded upon by female cleaners, and often coworkers would try to make conversation with me while I'm audibly farting with my pants on the floor and a thick log of crap hanging out of my butt. Every male on my floor knew my shoes and could identify me by name if they saw them under the stall, and at some point during my time working there, almost every female had heard my noises from the Womens' room after seeing me enter or before seeing me exit the Mens' room thanks to the vent.
I've easily taken a few thousand dumps at that office when I worked there. It was that routine of a process.
ECG
Flushing Etiquette
While flushing the toilet after using it the other day, I got to wondering about flushing. I used to flush with the lid open, but after hearing a few years ago that doing this can throw bacteria around the bathroom as the flushing water churns, I've closed the lid ever since. I couldn't for the life of me remember where I heard this though!
As for other flushing questions:
1. Do you get off the toilet before flushing, or flush from the seat? (I get off)
2. Do you always flush, or do you abide by the motto "If it's yellow, leave it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."? (I always flush)
Jessica
Questions for Jared---Katelyn
Great story and please post many more stories about Katelyn.
Few questions:
1) How tall is she and how much does she weigh? Does (did) she do sports/athletic? (Curious if there is a correlation between her size and the size of her poops)
2) How often does she usually have to poop?
3) Were most of her dumps as big as the one you saw?
SquatSpotter
Re: question
To shart oneself feels like warm apple pie between the cheeks…
Thunder
Survey
My contribution to Lorenz survey.
Did not take a dump before leaving home...tried but nil result.
Called in at my public toilet and the cleaner was there so aborted that idea and headed to office.
After a while got the urge and went to the toilets on our level...there are tow toilets...no trough. The doors and dividing walls are not that high so if you were very tall you would be able to see over them.
Went closed door...do not worry about toilet paper on the seat sat down and put elbows on knees leaning forward....had to give quite a push and grunt and it came out .....a few reasonably long turds but not that thick....did feel good coming out....had a wee...the flow was normal but the colour was a bit yellowish so I might need to drink more water...sat for a couple of minutes and meditated...then wiped and that is where it all begins....it is surprising the dexterity required when wiping and you readers would probable not understand because it is something you have been doing forever. Due to my lack of dexterity poo went all over my hands so I was not only wiping my bum but wiping and cleaning my fingers too.
Took a real lot of paper and the quantity supplied is good, but the quality of the paper is poor...it is very thin.
I have my funding for a bidet so will have to get onto it for home.
For the record I am a male of more than mature age.
Thursday, June 09, 2022
Miriam
Hi and survey answer
Hi I'm Miriam. This is such a cool website! Wasn't really sure what to post though so I just answered this survey for now:
What is your age? 16
Gender? F
Where did you have your most recent crap?
In the school bathroom
How long did you hold it before you finally got on the toilet?
I already felt like I had to go when I went to school but didn't really had the time to go until the longer break after the 4th period
How did you select the specific bathroom and specific toilet?
My school only has one girls bathroom with 8 stalls. I usually take the one in the corner but it was gross this time so I took the one next to it
How long did you sit during your crap?
About 10 minutes
Did you have to do any pushing or use a suppository?
Mild pushing
Did you wipe the seat before sitting on it?
Yes
Did you line the seat with toilet paper? Why or why not?
No. I wiped it already and it seemed fine
If a seat cover was available, did you use it?
There wasn't one available but I don't think I would've used it anyway
Did you wipe from your seat or standing?
I wiped while sitting
How many swipes did you make?
Like 10 I think?
Was the toilet paper adequate in quality and quantity?
It's always super thin in school so you have to take multiple at once but luckily there was plenty
Were you asked any questions about your experience when you rejoined your spouse, friends or colleagues?
Not really. My friends just told me if I hadn't taken so long I would've seen someone drop their whole tray in the cafeteria
Anything else you would like to add?
I used to always hold everything in during school small and big business because I didn't want to go there. Sometimes it's really dirty and I didn't want others to see me go there or hear me on the toilet or whatever. But I realized that's kind of dumb because it's just natural and everybody does it and the school bathroom isn't some sort of trap to find people who go there and laugh about them or something. So now I always go there when I have to and it's a much better feeling
Brenda
First Post! Holidays
Hey!
This is my first post, been a long time reader but never decided to post on this site, I'm 21 and from the UK.
I recently went over to France on a short holiday, and while there had a couple of stories.
The first came on the flight and although it was only 2 hours I felt a strong need to poop towards the last half an hour, as an announcement came on confirming we would be descending within 15mins so please use the toilets now etc… I decided I best use the toilet on the plane as it might be some wait until the plane lands, and get through checks etc. this was my first ever time using a plane bathroom, thankfully I was able to do my business and left relieved!
My other story comes from when we arrived at the train station on one of the following days, I must've ate something off as I could feel my stomach bubbling and you know what comes next… I had to find a toilet ASAP, it was so difficult to find these in a foreign country and then had to found 1 euro in my purse. Thankfully managed to get through and had some explosive diarrhea :( when I went to flush and it took 3/4 attempts before it finally went down! Panic over.
I was wondering if anyone else has any familiar stories of travelling?
Jenny "SIS"
shout outs
Blake- That sounds really cool with the Victorian dresses. I have never worn one but I think I can relate? I actually get a little stressed about pooping in dresses ( let alone a Victorian dress) because Im afraid I'll get poop on the dress if I don't pull up the dress correctly or make a mistake when I wipe. Oddly enough I have never noticed getting poop in my dress, but I notice (surprise, surprise) I ALWAY get really bad skid marks when I poop in any kind of dress I have to pull up to poop. I guess I am so careful not to get poop on the dress , my wipes are more lax than normal. I guess its way better to have skidmarks than no one sees than poop on the dress.
Anyone else have these concerns with pooping in dresses? Anyone else either have trouble wiping properly with a dress or have gotten poop in the dress or skirt?
Katie- Running for more than half my life, I have never actually pooped myself as a runner but I have felt awfully close. I know it happens and I would never judge nor want to be judged for pooping myself running. I'm pretty sure its a literal pain in the butt to poop yourself running and my heart is with any runner who does. As a nurse, I like to tell patients and students, all humans poop themselves under a certain amount of stress. It's just that when we are really young or old that threshold is low. But when you run, the most physically fit, beautiful and educated runner can push their bodies to that point. However , even though I never pooped myself running, sometimes my underwear might have looked like it did because my soft running poop is too hard to clean with outhouse 1 ply or leaves from pooping in nature. Not sure if you have read my previous posts , but unless I am wearing dark panties, I always have skidded underwear if I poop on before, during or after a run. the combination of what running does to my gut, and having a sweaty butt with some sort of underwear riding up my crack is pretty much a guaranteed skidmark
Sofi-How are you?Skidmarked in Seattle
Just another thought
I think many people if not most get skidmarks sometimes whether they admit it or not. I am ok being someone who gets them more an average. having a good sized bottom and pooping most of the time at the gym or my work with 1ply toilet paper. My husband tactfully made a comment awhile back that I just remembered.
So he has been with in an intimate relationship with 5 women since beginning college (I'm number 5!) he noticed the women who wipe their butt standing ( 2 of us) up had the dirtiest underwear. His theory is that guys or gals wipe standing up have a harder time getting clean as standing squishes the poop between the cheeks. ( I do have "juicy" bun) As a disclaimer, he thinks I should wipe however makes me comfortable and that sitting down does not get you out of the woods from getting skids. I may try different wiping positions just for fun though.
Unscientific survey
1)What is your (born )sex
2)what kind of underwear to you wear?
3)How often do you wear light colored or white underwear?
3)Do you Wipe Standing or sitting?
4)How many days a week do you notice you get skidmarks in your underwear?
JennyVictoria B.
Responses
Hey!
It's good to be back. Robyn and I were so happy to hear from old friends again!
Hayley's question:
First of all welcome to another toilet killer! Your post was great and I'm glad you found us. To answer your question: I have IBS and that means that any port-or toilet-in a storm is where I have to go. Home is my preference because that's where my bidet, poop stool and favorite toilet paper are but again, if I need to sink one or two (or three!) I'll go wherever.
To Jenny (Skidmarked in Seattle):
Welcome back! We missed you too!
To answer your question, pooping away from home now can be very hit or miss and the misses often have to do with that day's choice of undies and how much wiping is needed on the back end. I feel like I can never be sure, no matter how careful or thorough I am.
About a month ago I had a meeting with my adviser in her office. The meeting went well but I was holding it the whole time and had to unload in the nearest bathroom as soon as we were done. I pushed out a huge pile and, knowing that I'd worn a black high-rise thong under my white jeans, ended up using a bunch of toilet paper.
I ended up clogging the toilet.
Not only was there no plunger but it was so busted that I couldn't even get the automatic flush to trigger again! Even after this another surprise awaited me once I got back home and changed out of professional clothes. Not only had I completely destroyed that toilet I still ended up with a skidmark! Right there, where my high-waisted, made-from-recycled-plastic-bottles thong had been nestled amidst what I thought was a perfectly wiped butt!
It all worked out okay though and I still have that pair!
That's all for now, see you again soon!
Love,
Victoria
and Robyn!
Erica T
Work Poop Struggle
Hey everybody just wanted to share the poop I took at work this morning.
After my morning coffee I was feeling the pressure, I didn't poop yesterday either so I knew this was going to be a tough one. I walked into the bathroom that was thankfully empty, took the first stall. Put a seat cover down and lifted up my black pencil skirt, pulled down my white lace thong and took a seat.
After letting a few farts out my poop was stuck. I began pushing harder and harder trying to get it out and finally after 5min, some grunts and curse words it started coming out. It was a struggle for some reason to get it out of me. luckily after the first big hard log came out, the rest came out fairly easily.
Wiping was quite the task, it was one of those endless wipes. I ended up giving up after about 12 wipes.
Kamdyn
Several Things
Peter's questions:
1. When you were a student, did you ever use the toilet in the presence of a teacher or staff member? How did you feel about it?
In my grade school it was pretty common. Our teacher, a woman, would go in with us girls during our class breaks at 10 and 2 each day. I was the alternate class monitor when she would go back to the classroom. I had to check for toilets needing flushing, the faucets being left on, and stuff like that. One or two of my classmates would never flush after the pooed. I asked one about that and she said she didn't care to. Really a snotty attitude. I think we were in 3rd grade then. After us the 2nd graders got their turn. In middle school, my science teacher threw the door open on me. There was some cigarette smoke she smelled but it wasn't from me. Sometimes it blew over from the other side of the room where there were another 8 or 9 toilets.
2. When you were a student, did a teacher ever use the toilet in your presence?
Yes, several times. Some teachers didn't want to walk to the teacher lounge on the first floor. Rather they just used our bathrooms. This happened more in high school. My literature teacher was right out of college and very popular. She would do her morning piss just before 3rd hour. She'd come hurrying in, ask for cuts in the line, then she'd go in, hike her dress up, drop her really colorful and expensive panties, and take the seat. The deluge would go for almost a minute and a half. If asked she'd say her boyfriend was slow in using the bathroom in their apartment. She almost never got to wash her hands because the 1-minute warning bell would ring, and she would run out and across the hall to her classroom. Later that you I was hanging out in a convenience store waiting for a boy to meet me. She came running in and bought a pack of smokes. When she saw me and we exchanged greetings she said she didn't smoke and they were for her boyfriend. Not one of us believed that.
3. If you are a teacher, educator or staff member yourself, have you ever used the toilet in the presence of a student, or have you been present when a student was using the toilet?
Yes, several times this year. I'm in college and volunteer as a tutor at a high school near our campus two or three days a week. I'm only there about 90 minutes a day and when I have to crap I use the student bathroom right across the hall from the library. A couple of my students have especially liked the bathroom tutoring arrangement because they get their work corrected without waiting and they can still get to their athletic practice.
4. Do you think faculty and student bathrooms should be merged? Why or why not?
It is already happening with some teachers and that's their choice. I had a friend Katie in middle school who used the faculty bathrooms at least once a week because she often had the runs. This bathroom was right across from the cafeteria. Katie would duck in and exit when no one else was outside the toilets in that bathroom. She also liked that the toilet seat cover papers were available. I think she enjoyed the sneaking as well as the seat papers.
For Hayley:
I enjoyed your workplace dump story. I, too, find it is a nice break to sit and crap at school, the park, or wherever I am. Others, I know, would rather hold it and chance an accident in their underwear. Not me.
I sit as needed and most times enjoy the break.
For Brenda:
Please tell us more about the use of customer-pay toilets. I've had this conversation with my dad a couple of times when I've been visiting him on the east coast. He said he was one of the last guys to use such toilets when he was grade school age. He said he and his friends at places like train stations and airports would slide one another under the privacy door to avoid any charge. He was really adept at taking such shits while traveling. Then the lock-boxes were removed in most places in the U.S.
For Erica T:
I agree with you. Even though the seat may be warm and the odor bad, there's a incredible feeling when I crap. The bigger, the better I believe is the best feeling you can have.
Anna from Austria
@Hayley Welcome to the forum and I want to answer your question about taking dumps at work.
I always have been a morning pooper since I was little. I always need to go 1 to 2 hours after I had breakfast. Drinking coffee speeds up that process.
So for me taking a dump at work is a normal daily thing for me. Sometimes it feels a bit embarrassing but when I need to I need to go.
I am not good with holding my poop for long time. it feels so uncomfortable and if I do it to long I start farting likea storm which other people would notice.
I also know that kind of women that never ever poops at work. I have also wondered how they are able to it.
Are they really able to hold their poop the whole day without any problems or are the just lucky that they need to go in the evening only?
Anyway for me pooping at work is normal and I do not have any issues with it .
gretings from Austria
Anna
Question
Question
What does it feel like to shart yourself ?Emma two
Blocked toilet twice
I was busting for a poo when I got home from the afternoon and I found Sarah had left a huge poo in the toilet for me. I guess she must have been constipated for a while and it wouldn't flush. I kept my fingers crossed as I tried the flush and the water rose up the pan which worried me. Luckily it went down again taking most of Sarah's poo with it but there were a lot of skid marks below the water. I used the toilet without cleaning it and I did a really big poo which was a surprise as I didn't feel that desperate. I didn't have to wipe much which was good as I hate it when I have a messy bottom and it takes a lot of wiping. I flushed the toilet and like Sarah's it didn't flush straight away but the second flushed worked. I cleaned the toilet afterwards and washed my hands before leaving the bathroom to watch TV until Sarah came home from work.
Tricky
Re: Peter, New Survey
Q1: When you were a student, did you ever use the toilet in the presence of a teacher or staff member? This could include a teacher walking into the bathroom while you were in a stall. How did you feel about it?
A: Yes. So many times I've probably forgotten them all.
-I'd used urinals in the presence of male teachers through all my school years without embarrassment or any care about it.
-In grade school, I'd used doored stalls at school and on field trips with male teachers in the restroom, also with no embarrassment or much thought paid to it.
-In middle school, I had diarrhea in a doorless stall and was briefly intruded upon by a cleaning lady which was moderately embarrassing
-also took a very firm and solid poop in an open locker room toilet as the gym coach walked in and saw me using the toilet which was extremely embarrassing.
-Freshman year of high school during an extracurricular activity at another school, I used a half stall with three teachers I knew present in the Boy's room able to see me from the torso up as I sat on the toilet loudly blasting diarrhea, which didn't bother me much but was slightly awkward.
-Sophomore year in high school, I also got walked in on by a female teacher while using a urinal(long story on that and I posted it before, but it occured whuile some kids were smoking in the Boy's room), and as that urinal was an open bowl style with no privacy partition, I was extremely embarrassed because she saw everything.
-Junior year of high school, while serving as a teaching assistant at another school, I got walked in on by female teachers while using a urinal or a doored stall, the former not bothering me much and the latter being extremely embarrassing because they acknowledged what I was doing while sitting in the stall(another long story).
Q2. When you were a student, did a teacher ever use the toilet in your presence? (including using a stall with a door)
A: Yes. I have little of note to share, as I rarely paid attention to anyone else's bathroom habits. In 6th grade, I did once use a stall adjacent to my teacher at an art museum field trip. We saw each other enter the stalls. I finished pooping and wiped up before the teacher did.
Q3. If you are a teacher, educator, or staff member yourself, have you ever used the toilet in the presence of a student, or been present while a student was using the toilet? Tell your story.
A: Every Monday late morning through afternoon, I served as a teaching assistant when a Junior to earn a scholarship, at another high school. This goes back to my answer to question 1. I was assisting in teaching pre-K students, except it was at a high school that I didn't attend. Here I was, a 16-year-old rail-thin nerdy white boy in dress clothes that looked barely of middle school age, at this mostly-black inner-city high school in the hood, where all of the Boy's rooms had doorless stalls or open toilets, except for one.
There was a Boy's room near the class I helped teach. It had normal height toilets, urinals, and fixtures, and the toilet stalls had normal-height doors. However, one day, I was peeing in there and one of the teachers I was assisting walked in on me. She apologized, left, and waited for me to wash my hands and leave. It happened again some weeks later, different female teacher. Both incidents were mildly embarrassing, but they weren't the first women to see me peeing. Some weeks after, I was told not to use that restroom anymore, because the pre-K students I was helping to teach were having to use it as an improvised unisex bathroom. I discovered that all the other Boys' rooms were doorless stall setups or missing stalls altogether after needing to use them to pee. And every time I went in them, my appearance alone drew everyone's attention. Whenever I needed to poop, this resulted in me holding it, just as I did at a previous high school I attended for the same reasons(my current high school mercifully had all doored stalls and I'd gotten used to pooping in the afternoon during school each day).
Some months later, it was the day after Easter. I'd gorged myself the previous day, and during the kids' recess period, I now had to take a massive unavoidable emergency poop, for the first time ever at that school. Lunch was just about to let out. I went into the nearest bathroom by the cafeteria, which had doorless stalls in view from the mirrors and also from the entrance(every time the door swung open everyone in the cafeteria would get a line of sight view to the sit-down toilets), saw that it was crowded with students and with them focusing their attention on my relatively strange appearance for the circumstances, I decided I'd find another place. I went to the second floor. There were a crowd of high school kids smoking in the room, and the sit-down toilets were completely in the open with no stalls also in front of the mirror. I couldn't do it. The fear of being bullied or assaulted while on the toilet or even intruded upon by a female teacher due to students smoking was still a relic from a previous time at previous schools I attended, now made relevant again. I was turtle-heading at this point, but kept it contained.
I went into the pre-K kids' "Boy's room" and was greeted by one of the teachers. She told me to make it quick, as the kids would be coming from recess and would be needing to use it soon. By the time I stepped in, my fate was sealed. Here or in my pants. My bowels increased their pressure. I tried to take a fast poop, but it was too big. I over-estimated the time and effort it would take. Mid-poop, all of the teachers walked in, with about 20 small kids of both sexes, and those teachers criticized me for taking one of only two stalls, as I took one of the biggest and raunchiest dumps of my life to that point. Even though all they could see was my feet and ankles with my pants on the floor, it was every bit as embarrassing as my middle school coach watching me use an open toilet. The crackling was loud and accompanied by many small farts. It was a lot of wiping and I didn't get to get fully clean. Emerging from the stall to see the older female teachers after they just heard the fireworks and cleanup was extremely awkward.
Afterward, I explained why I used that bathroom(no stall doors or in one case no stalls), and was told that I'd just have to deal with that from here on. One of the teachers was shocked about hearing that the other Boy's rooms made pooping a public display and stood up for me after the fact, so I didn't get into any trouble. Another explained how her middle-school son hated pooping at school because of there being nothing but doorless stalls and he would frequently hold it all day until he could get home. That restroom was henceforth declared off limits to me.
Q4. Do you think that student and faculty bathrooms should be merged? Why or why not?
A: I don't see why it would be an issue to merge them. It would save space and encourage proper maintenance of the facilities. There'd be a greatly increased likelihood that the stalls would offer privacy if the teachers and staff had to use them too.
Tuesday, June 07, 2022
Jared
Big Sister's BIG Log
Hello wanted to share a very memorable story involving my older sister Katelyn. This was about 6 years ago and at the time I was 13 and she was 16.
My family was just arriving home from the airport after a two week long summer vacation we took to Florida. I stupidly did not go to the bathroom after our flight so I was really busting for a peeWe pulled the car into the driveway and started to unpack our luggage. I was excused to go run to the bathroom before I wet my pants. As I unlocked the door and made a dash upstairs, I was hit the strongest smell of poop I had ever experienced. I didn't have much time to process everything all at once and think at all so I pushed onwards and into the bathroom my sister and I shared. As I stepped in, I quickly realized the smell was coming FROM our bathroom. The toilet seat was down and I flipped it up to reveal the biggest turd I had ever seen (at the time). It had to be a good 16 inches long, at least the part that was still visible) and as thick as a soda can. I guess it had long since absorbed all the toilet water because there was literally none left. It was just a giant turd sitting there with tons of little shredded bits of TP and brown stains coating the sides of the bowl.
This was clearly the work of Katelyn, who is quite infamous among family and close friends for her near-100% record of clogging of toilets (including at least a half dozen during our trip) since around middle school. I quickly dashed over to my parents room to finally go myself. As I was about to come back down, my mom was just walking in the front door and immediately recoiled at the smell. As it turned out, we were running quite late for our flight to leave for vacation, and Katelyn had clogged the toilet but did not have time to plunge her oversized turd down prior to leaving. While we made our flight, we were now paying the price two weeks later. My mom went to the garage to get the air freshener and I finished unpacking while Katelyn and my dad got to work unclogging the toilet. All four of us had our shirts up over our noses.
Fifteen minutes later and the toilet was unclogged. The air freshener my mom had liberally sprayed was doing just enough to make the smell bearable though there was no doubt that it was masking quite the stench. We ended up opening every single window in the house to air it out. As luck would have it, I myself needed to poop. I went back in to find the toilet spotless and in working order. I did my own poop, which was quite big for me, about 7 or 8 inches, though still was probably less than a third the size of Katelyn's bomb. Mid-poop, Katelyn knocked on the door and asked how much longer I'd be. I told her a couple minutes and she said fine. As usual, I flushed it away with no issues (I have literally never clogged a toilet).
As I walked out, I liked my head in her room and told her it was all hers. I joked that she better not clog it again. She made a goofy, older-sister-annoyed-by-her-younger-brother face as she walked past. I heard her enter the bathroom (our rooms each had doors into opposite sides of the bathroom) and take a seat on the toilet. I was really hoping she'd just needed to pee but she was taking too long for that. Another minute or two later I heard her flush and the usual sound of our toilet choking mid flush. I could hear her start to plunge away once again with the plunger. After a handful of equally unsuccessful flush attempts, she finally got it to go as I finally heard the toilet drain. I wanted to make fun of her but thought better of it. A couple hours later I went back to pee before bed and saw there were some massive skid marks in the toilet, clearly her follow up was huge too. That's about all there is to the story. We all swear we could still catch whiffs of the original smell up to a week later before finally we all agreed it was gone.
Let me know if you would like to hear any other stories about Katelyn. Needless to say, having a sister who takes ridiculously big dumps has led to quite a few memorable ones.
I guess I do have one question I'd love to hear from others on. Do any of you have siblings or other family members who seem to poop more than the rest of the family? That is absolutely the case in ours. My parents and I don't seem to have any issues, but for whatever reason Katelyn just happens to have these gigantic loads. I think around middle school is when she started causing toilet problems pretty consistently. It got bad enough at one point that my parents replaced the toilet in our bathroom with a supposedly stronger model… Katelyn clogged it on her first try. We've gone through probably a dozen plungers (fun fact, when you use a plunger 3 or 4 times a week the rubber tears pretty often). Luckily my parents taught Katelyn fairly early on how to unclog the toilet herself.
Anyways, I've rambled on long enough for one post. Please let me know if you'd like to hear more and again I'd love to hear if others have any similar experiences!
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survey for girls/women
hi everyone this is my first survey and it is for females
1. what is your age?
2. pls give a brief description of yourself
3. how often do you fart while peeing?
4. what times of day/occasions do you usually fart while peeing?
5. have you ever farted while peeing with a friend? what was their reaction? please share the story
6. have you ever seen or heard a friend fart while peeing? what was your reaction and theirs? please share the story
7. do you recall instances of hearing other women fart while peeing in public bathrooms or school bathrooms?
8. when you fart while peeing, are they usually soft and airy, or loud?
9. at what point during the pee does the fart occur? right when you sit down, after, etc
thank you :)Hayley
Taking Dumps at Work
Hi there. Wanted to share introduce myself and share a brief story from today at work. I am 27 years old, 5'-10", 160 lbs and live in NYC.
I am curious about others' thoughts on pooping at work vs. at home. Do you find yourself purposely holding to go at work or on the opposite end of the spectrum do you find yourself avoiding having to crap at work? Or do you simply just go when you need no matter where you are? I work in a white collar job and have noticed that many of the women I work with seem to absolutely refuse to poop at work. Me on the other hand, I actually prefer it. I find it breaks up the workday nicely. I take my time on the can and often take 10-20 minutes to go. I find it very relaxing especially in the middle of an otherwise stressful day. I had Le all but trained my body to hold it until I am at work to go. Curious to hear what others think.
I will share a fairly quick story from this afternoon which prompted my question. I was just returning to my desk from lunch when I decided it would be a good time to take a dump before a long meeting I had to go into. I made my way to the women's room. As I walked in, one of my closer coworkers was just arriving as well. We walked in and I took the middle stall while my coworker took one of the ends. There were just three stalls total, and the other end one was already in use. We kept our conversation going as we both used the bathroom. The women in the third stall finished up and left just as we both sat down. After a few minutes, my coworker had finished peeing and asked if I was still going. I told her I was also going #2 and she was quite surprised. She confided in me that she was totally poop shy in public, which didn't really jive with her personality otherwise. Once it was clear I might be a while, she said she'd go ahead and get back to work and leave me in peace. The powerful wooosh of her toilet flushing briefly interrupted our conversation. She exited her stall, washed up, and left, leaving me in peace to begin my dump. I started to push, feeling a good sized log start to come out. Rather than rush it, I took it slow, easing it out inch by inch. After about 10 minutes or so, I felt it coming to an end. I got up on my toes for the final push as it finally ended. I landed with a very quiet but very satisfying splunk. After taking a few seconds to catch my breath, I stood up and looked into the toilet. My turd was about half in the water and half out of the water, I'd guess about a foot long or so and a couple inches thick. I only needed a single wipe which is always a good sign. As I dipped the paper in, I activated the sensor causing the toilet to auto flush, however my turd was too large to flush, which is not at all uncommon for me. I pulled up my jeans, washed my hands, and got back to work, definitely enjoying that 2 hour long meeting just a tiny bit more having gone right before it.Blake
Pooping in Dresses
So, the subject of this one might be a bit odd. I like to wear Victorian style dresses, petticoats and all, minus the split drawers (I wear normal panties), all of those layers makes it extremely difficult for me to use the restroom while wearing the dress. And, tbh, I usually don't have to go too often throughout the day. Yesterday was a different story though, I had to go a lot yesterday…. So to start off my story know that I was wearing one of those types of dresses, a maroon one, I was out and about with a few friends and I felt a rumble in my stomach, I of course excused myself and went to the toilet, I hoisted all my petticoats up and pulled my panties down before sitting on the pot, and then nothing happened, no poop came out, just gas. So I decided I didn't have to go, pulled up my panties, fixed my dress and returned to the group. About an hour later I got the rumbling feeling again, this time I definitely had to go, as when I let slip a fart, it came out wet and sticky. So I excused myself and rushed to the nearest toilet. I chose the nearest stall, hoisted up my petticoats once more and barely got my panties down before brown liquid started to squirt from my rear, it splattered on the back of the toilet seat, I held my dress clear and sat down on the edge of the seat, still producing liquid waste. About 30 minutes passed before one of my friends came looking for me. She, who also likes wearing those same dresses, talked me through how to clean myself up without getting my dress dirty. After I got cleaned up we left the bathroom and went home, so I could relax.
Feel free to ask me any questions about using the toilet while wearing a Victorian style dress, I'm not shy about talking about it.
-BlakeAudrey
Mistee: great story
Taylor: I have used similar commodes and potties
Gracie: OMG that is one of the best stories I have ever read! How did you get to be able to go on your room? I need to do naked days like you more often. I really hope you post more!
Marie and Sherryl would love you!
Next Generation of Poopers: looking forward to your contests and all!
Lorenz: enjoyed reading about the storm drain!Skidmarked in Seattle Jenny
Hi everyone,
It's feast or famine with me with posting, and I am getting past a famine.
Anna from Canada, nice to to see back back, even with a quick post!
I am loving the recent exercise/athletics theme . Exercise and sports is what which me to my 1) private toilet obsession which lead me here years ago 2)More importantly athletics and sport lead to my embracing and peace with being comfortable with myself with rwith my healthy pooping habits . Before I was really involved with sports I was so shy about pooping and probably did not poop as often as I should of outside my home. I probably pooped once a day or less a a child, but as an adult I don't feel healthy if I poo less than 3 times over two days ( i usually poop at least twice a day, soft formed poops, not diarrhea) I have also made progress but I am still obviously working though my embarrassment of how dirty my underwear gets particularly after pooping at work and with workouts at the gym, including yoga
Erica
-OMG that's sounds so uncomfortable with your yoga "crisis" I do love yoga and Indian food, but I have never combined ( ironically or wisely"). Do you or anyone else have a "normal" poop around yoga? I often poop in the beginning/middle of my gym workouts and running work outs and yoga is no exception. The blood flow probably causes the abrupt need to empty sometimes. Thankfully when I poop it comes out quickly and takes only about 2 minutes to go, wipe with the super soft toilet paper at my yoga studio, wash my hands and come back to class. Occasionally I am self conscious if anyone can smell my butt in class, but I got to admit, my skid marks during yoga are less frequent and intense than my skidmarks during weights, HIIT or cardio at the gym, or running outside. Its kind of also common for people to fart during class I heard, but I have never heard anyone fart in my yoga class, and fart sensation I have during yoga are relieved when I poop. Anyway Erica I hope you are feeling better and not too traumatized from yoga or Indian food, ( but I understand if you never combine again)
Braidy
I have never thought about the "discipline" of pooping with sports. It kind of reminds me when young kids are told to pee or poop before leaving the house or long trips even if they have to go. I suppose early in sports development , younger athletes need to learn this and I must have at some point too. If I exercise regularly , I will poop within the first 30-60 of working out. I guess in high school in college. I often pooped before we began our drills, and it was so habitual I never thought I was trained to to this. now that I think about it, I learned to poop after school before practices as I did not want to leave practice to poop and possibly have an accident during practice. Not only did I seldom leave practice to pee and poop, I learned to poop outside my home and poop around other girls ( is still have stage fright trying to poop around my husband, but that is another story) I even caught someone else's skid mark or two during tennis, soccer and cheer practices (but we mostly wore dark panties and thongs
Survey_
I don't think about peeing so much, so for now I will fill out the crapping portion of Lorenz/Melany's survey:
What is your age? 36
Gender? Female
Where did you have your most recent crap? two hours ago
How long did you hold it before you finally got on the toilet? about 5 minutes
How did you select the specific bathroom and specific toilet? I dont consider myself super shy but out of courtasy I look for a restroom that is a single occupant or all the stalls or empty so no one has to smell my poop come out of me
How long did you sit during your crap? less than 5 minutes, probably 1- 2 minutes
Did you have to do any pushing or use a suppository? rarely. SOmetimes in the morning if I am dehydrated or had too much salt I have to push.
Did you wipe the seat before sitting on it? no, I wont poop on a dirty seat. I know even a clean looking seat is not sterile so I pass if I see pee on a seat unless there are no other options
Did you line the seat with toilet paper? Why or why not? actually no I got out of that habit in college. as a kid I did but I rarely pooped outside of the home until high school
If a seat cover was available, did you use it? I dont use seat covers
Did you wipe from your seat or standing? standing
How many swipes did you make? 4-10
Was the toilet paper adequate in quality and quantity? In my opinion low quality. I am pretty sure I have some skids brewing my my polar bear underwear right now. My husband has joked they turn into brown bears or grizzlies after I work out in them. But toilet paper was fully stocked at work. I feel like I can use the whole roll and still feel sticky
Were you asked any questions about your experience when you rejoined your spouse, friends or colleagues? not really. I poop really quick
Anything else you would like to add?
Robin/Victoria.
Welcome back! Question. Victoria once mention wiping while on a run or school was a" losing" battle. How does it feel now when you have to poop outside your home without a bidet?
Mina Maho Hisae Kazumi
Dear Anna, about clog toilet
Thank you Anna for kind words!
Mina has experience to clog toilet, she wrote before maybe, it was college and after she drop about 15 turds and some mushy, she look in loo and decided, better she flush before wipe, but already too late, water level up up up. No one in loo room so she dash into next cubicle to clean her bottom, but before she clean, she drop few more turds. Second loo she didn't clog. All went down, and nobody came in, so Mina escape from loo. So Anna, answer is b.
Maho tell us now, she also had experience in same college, her turds not so many, about 5 she says, but very large, and loo refuse to eat them. So like Mina, she went next loo. She drop about 4 more turds. And second loo also refuse to eat. So she cleaned her beautiful bottom in third loo! Loo in college don't have plunger, pink or any other colour. But janitor have maybe. Maho (and Mina) feel sorry for janitor, but it can't help.... We hope they get increase salary. Maho's answer is b.
Victoria and Robyn, we are so happy you are back! Kiss kiss kiss kiss.
And many kiss to everyone.
Kazumi Hisae Maho Mina
Sheelee
Drivers Ed & bodily needs
My son Kellen is in 9th grade. The other afternoon my work schedule was bad and I was 45 minutes late at picking him up at school. When I got there finally I texted him from the parking lot. He sent me an angry answer back that he had finally given in and was taking his crap in the main floor bathroom. OK! I know there are no privacy doors! Guys don't care and piss over the seat! If there is any toilet paper left it is inferior. Sorry, but isn't this a time to get over it? He probably had been holding it with the hopes of holding his crap until he was home. Life isn't fair, but I told him I would enroll him in drivers ed this summer.
While I was completing the online forms to enroll Kellen, I got to thinking about just over 20 years ago and the strange drivers ed experience I had. The class and behind-the-wheel driving had been taken out of our high school curriculum. My mom required me to use my babysitting money for the tuition. The only option that was open at this specialized driving school was at 6:15 a.m. There were four of us in the car and Seth our instructor would pick us up at home and we would alternate driving, ending up at our high school just in time for 1st hour.
In 2000 me and the other three female students saw Seth as a hunk. He was about 10 years older than us, working for something called a safety council, and I think he was working on a graduate degree in some type of physical education field. The downside was me and how getting up at 5:30 a.m. for the driving lesson really sucked. I normally crapped at home before school and that's when I got myself together. Now my morning routine was being upset.
Seth was a great teacher when he drove and did procedural demonstrations. For me, however, driving was something that made me nervous and challenged my bodily needs. Friends noticed while we were still in grade school that I was always needing to pee just before a test. Try not seeing a speed bump in a parking lot or having to brake fast for a squirrel. My bodily needs were tested each morning. One morning when I felt I was going to have a gushing accident, he directed me to a large park. In parking at the bathroom building, I slightly hit the parking barrier, something that caused on the girls to laugh. I had the gear in neutral, but Seth required me to show him three times that I could put it up in park. It was a miracle that I didn't burst right there. I ran across the grass and tripped on another parking barrier as I ran for the doorway. I dropped my jeans and plopped myself onto the toilet. The seat was a bit chilly, but what captured my attention as I sat was the number of cockroaches running around the drain.
I hated being the center of attention. When I got back to the car and took my position in the back seat, I was still embarrassed by being the person needing the break. Two of the girls were pretty good drivers, but one was cheating with her boyfriend who was older and owned his own truck. I wasn't there yet. The next day Seth took us down to this warehouse area and as the driver I had to follow several long trucks. Seth was explaining the dangers involved when I started to hear my guts churn. I knew I had the big D coming on and the gas was expanding in my gut. It was before 7 a.m. and I knew there was no way I could hold it for the hour until we got to school. I ran over a couple of barrel hoops in the road and Seth explained that they could flatten tires. I thought "Why me?" and started to cry. One of the girls behind me burst out laughing. Seth turned to her and deducted some of her performance points.
It seemed like I got better with the driving, but still needed to pit stop every morning. Seth pointed out a gas station most mornings and I was most appreciative. I got more experience in using public toilets and came back from each sit much more calm and collected. One morning at a Petro station I had to both pee and crap. Seth had Angie, the girl who I hated, come and knock at the door to make sure I was OK. That was a setback for my confidence level, but I passed the class and eventually got my license the day I turned 16. Nothing's been more frightening to me to have to take a toilet timeout, with others waiting, and being resentful of me for taking away their driving time.
I still get nervous in traffic jams and almost feel trapped as I search for a toilet to pee in. I wonder how, if any, Kellen, will be impacted by drivers education.sfx
If you Google "doja cat peeing on live" there are several results including the one I think you were referring to where she puts the phone down and all you see is the bathroom ceiling while she pees and farts. She did think she muted it, however in another livestream she is playing Xbox and complains she has to pee. She holds it for a while, and eventually goes to the bathroom and zooms into her face and smiles while intentionally leaving the audio on and peeing very loudly. She then puts her phone down to wipe and says "you can't be surprised, I've been peeing on live since 2015!" After she goes back to her game, several people comment on the fact that she didn't wash her hands.
I wonder how many times she done that, lol!
LC
Replies
@ Steve A. - I played competitive athletics through high school, college and my early 20s, and I still do things like trail runs, biathlons, weight training, group fitness, etc. So I've been around that scene for nearly three decades at this point. Yes, it is normal and common for people to use the bathroom before practice and games, especially games. People feel a range of powerful emotions before games and that can lead to urgent or frequent peeing or bowel movements. I often did not get diarrhea before games but usually had to piss three or four times within an hour or so. I even had a few teammates that would get so nervous that they would throw up. As you can imagine, the bathroom area in the locker room often smelled quite bad, imagine 5+ stalls, most used for pooping over a 30 minute period. I mentioned in an earlier post that distance sports athletes, at least from my experience, tend to struggle with loose stools due to all the motion of the training. Things don't form well. I also agree with others that it was more common during my time in youth sports for teammates to have not handled their business before the game or event, and need to take an emergency bathroom trip in the middle of competition, or even half time.
@ Tricky - More great stories from you. I have a couple relatable stories that I will share in the near future.
@ Erica T. - I enjoyed your first couple stories. Yes, Psyllium Husk can lead to some more voluminous but easier-to-clean-up movements. So your experience is totally normal, in case you wanted confirmation on that.
@ MD Dan - Interesting story about your high school friend. I had two high school friends who happened to be women who thought similarly as yours and were quite open, and posted about them a couple times in the past.
@ Veronica - You are a good SO to Carl, and I admire the openness in your relationship with him.
@ Kenna - wow, poor Josh, glad to hear you got it sorted out and no issues ruining the bathrooms at your friend's house. I've been there myself and it can be embarrassing!
@ Evan C. That is a good story about your GF and her sister. Do you and Mary have an open relationship about this stuff or was this a first time?
@ Emma Two - Thanks for sharing all your stories, very interesting to read. Your boss sounds horrible, btw. The story about your co-worker's large movement reminded of some situations I used to encounter working construction. Is that normal at your work place to find large movements from co-workers?
@ Anna from Austria - I have not used a squat toilet but have always wanted to. They are virtually non-existent here in the states.
@ Lexi - Great story about your major poop at your cousin's apartment. I am curious to read more stories from you. You asked if anyone had similar stories and I will share one in my next post. However, I also wanted to mention that I relate to a few of the other things you wrote. First, I am with you about the situation and comments from college roommates. One of mine used to say, "LC must be here or have been here, since half the house smells like a massive dump." We had a group of young women who lived next store and they would come over at some of these inopportune times and often say, "You house always smells likes boys." Matches and air spray never helped much. As a result, I used the campus restrooms as often as possible. There were a few places on campus that had restrooms with 5+ stalls, which I thought were the best places to go. Big restrooms afford a lot of anonymity. I would still hear the normal sorts of comments, but at least it wasn't at the house with roommates, friends or guests. Maybe it's something similar for you? Then there was the added benefit that the public toilets were quite a bit more powerful. Multiple flushes and/or plunging sounds always seemed to accompany my sessions at the house, and often drew some jokes.
Fredrik
athletes and pooping
Last fall I participated in a long distance bike race. Basically you bike for most of the day. So that's about 10000 calories regardless on how fast you go, as if you go faster you burn more per hour, but you're also there shorter. Being a male of about 80 kg that's about 7000 calories extra. You really need to eat as much as you can during the race which is about 200 calories which is one banan or so, per hour. Also before and after most people load up and try to eat extra. I had an early start and had to get up at 4.30, so I was bit worried if I was going to be able to poop before or have to stop during the race. I had a nice indoor toilet available in the morning and after breakfast and coffee I was able to go, although I had to sit for almost 10 minutes to get started.
I met one guy walking towards the toilet with his bibs on (they're tedious to take off) and he said "As soon as I put these on I have to shit", and I joked back "It's better than coffee" and we snickered together.
Once at the start I really had to go again, but there were only porta potties, and they were busy. I queued for one. I could her someone really going in there. Loud pouring sounds adn far sounds here and there. After a few minutes it calmed down and a short young girl came out. She had her hair in a braid and was dressed in all white tight bike cloths. This is an event for mostly middle aged men so I was a bit surprised. She fired of a very cold and kind of condescending smile without looking at me. Frowning her nose a bit. Maybe it was the smell, maybe it was the whole situation. I went in and was able to go a bit more and felt empty after. Great! :)
I only had to stop for drinking and peeing during the race. I also had a mechanical and had to wait 30 minutes so that sucked, but ok.
Katie
What Happens Behind The Scenes
First things first, this is not a post sexual in nature. I want to make that clear. That being said, I use to be a fart fetish model while I was at college, basically to pay for tuition. I don't necessarily enjoy it however I do enjoy the relief and fun that I can pose. Although I may not find it sexually fun I do find it just fun in general. I am not sure how often accidents are common in our line of work but I have managed to be on camera accident free. Off camera is a different story however. I have had two accidents one before I was a model trying to pay my way through college and the other was during my time as a model.
My first story was during college cross-country. I was at practice one morning, in my typical uniform. Red under armour bun-hugger pants, singlet tucked in. Its a bit on and off on my team for those who wear anything under the bun-hugger but I like to have full panty coverage just in case. This morning at training I woke up feeling a little funny but figured I'd feel better as the day went on. After we started an easy run of 5 miles I started to feel worse and worse. The route is such there is bathrooms around the run but I didn't feel too bad in that sense. I had heard things about farting while runnig being a bad idea but mine had normally been pretty safe. I had a few farts that morning but nothing felt unsafe. By around the 4th mile my stomach was really cramping and the only relief was to burp or fart. However this last fart I did was a bad decision, as the fart initially felt normal what followed was an explosion. Instantly my runderwears where filled and the shit exited out my leg holes down my legs. A combination of soft and liquidy. I instantly felt so gross but my stomach was better. I wasn't the first one on my team to get runners trots or something similar. As my room mate and friend Samantha had gotten runners trots and filled her pants too so they had changed all running routes to at least pass close to bathrooms. I made my way to the closest bathroom, thankfully no one was around. Cleaned up as best I could and went back to my dorm. I called my coach later and said I just felt unwell, however I told Samantha my story later. She was sympathetic obviously. I will get her to tell her story later. She is also the one who got my into fart modelling.
My second story is alot simpler and easier to understand. I was preparing for a fart shoot eatting all the right things etc. Than i decided to go to the shops because Sam told me we needed stuff. I decided to go forgetting I was preparing for a shoot. On my way home I started holding in farts just to prepare for the shoots. Eventually the pain was so bad I had to let some go but unfortunately it was a massive shart and my thong didn't save my jeans. Sam did make fun of me a little bit but i got her back after a shift we had at the hospital, as nurses and she needed new scrubs after pooping in hers during a surgery. She couldn't hold it so decided to let it go.
Brenda
First Post! Holidays
Hey!
This is my first post, been a long time reader but never decided to post on this site, I'm 21 and from the UK.
I recently went over to France on a short holiday, and while there had a couple of stories.
The first came on the flight and although it was only 2 hours I felt a strong need to poop towards the last half an hour, as an announcement came on confirming we would be descending within 15mins so please use the toilets now etc… I decided I best use the toilet on the plane as it might be some wait until the plane lands, and get through checks etc. this was my first ever time using a plane bathroom, thankfully I was able to do my business and left relieved!
My other story comes from when we arrived at the train station on one of the following days, I must've ate something off as I could feel my stomach bubbling and you know what comes next… I had to find a toilet ASAP, it was so difficult to find these in a foreign country and then had to found 1 euro in my purse. Thankfully managed to get through and had some explosive diarrhea :( when I went to flush and it took 3/4 attempts before it finally went down! Panic over.
I was wondering if anyone else has any familiar stories of travelling?
Sunday, June 05, 2022