ToiletKid
Potty break on the picnic
That day, my brother Paint and I decided to have a picnic in nature after school. During the picnic, I wanted to poop, and I informed Paint about it, and said I didn't know what to do. A long way from home! Paint offered me to poop in the bushes, but somehow it was awkward for me to poop in nature. Then Paint said that, just in case, he had brought a potty with him from home (that's why he went on a picnic with a backpack!), and took it out. It was salvation! I took his potty, and went behind a tree, where I pulled down my jeans and underpants, and sat down on the potty. To be honest, this was the first time I used a Paint's potty. He had a nice, and quite comfortable potty, but still my potty is bigger, but it doesn't matter. I pooped in the Paint's potty, and then realized that I didn't have toilet paper! Fortunately, Paint shared wet wipes with me. In general, everything ended well, and I'm glad that I didn't have to spoil the bushes. I love nature, and I don't want to spoil it with urine and poop.Carin
Surveys, answers and questions!
Chase's survey--
1. Have you ever wanted to use the toilet but were involved in an event you didn't want to interrupt?
Our 3rd grade class walked two blocks from our school to a public park on the last day of class for a picnic. Ms. T was just getting a game ready and explaining the rules. I held up my hand and told her I needed to go to the bathroom. I think I held it in for a few minutes during the walk, but I didn't want to be laughed at, especially by 5 really immature boys (at least compared to the other 8 in our class) who earlier in the year when others had such a need would start dancing around with their hands on their butts like they were having a hard time holding it in. It was only a few steps over to the pavilion so Mrs. C seemed angry at first, but let me go. That just set the boys off even more. I was only seated on the toilet for 10 minutes or so and hurried out without complaining. You see the toilet paper rolls had been ripped off from all 3 toilets.
2. Have I ever had a piece of poop stuck in my bottom? How did I get it out?
This happened in like 4th grade. I asked our student teacher for permission to go to the bathroom just before a movie was shown. She told me to hurry. I did. I was down the hall and on a toilet within probably 2 minutes and the first part started to come out at once. However, the middle part was wider and hurting me. After a couple of minutes I knew it was stuck because I was hurting worse. I was hopeful and looked between my legs and I couldn't see anything. I wanted to get back ASAP because I knew the longer I was gone, the more attention I would attract. Finally, Adele, who I didn't really like that well, came to check up on me. With no privacy door, she walked right up to me and told me to hurry up. I had no choice but to tell her it was stuck. She looked surprised and then smiled a bit. I so wanted to get off the toilet and smack her. I told her I would probably need the nurse. The nurse came within a couple of minutes, walked me down to her office which luckily was nearby, called my mom and then used what I think was a mini-enema to get it out. I didn't return to class; mom called me out for the rest of the day
3. Have you ever used a doorless stall and what was it like?
I used my first doorless toilet in middle school. My bladder was bursting and it was the only one open. I wasn't on the toilet probably a minute and I kept my jeans at mid-thigh level. I got a surprised look from a few girls, a couple nudged their friends as I sat but I didn't care. I felt so F-ing good when I stood to wipe. After that I regularly used the doorless toilets on both floors to save time. Also, I didn't get the frequent bladder infections of some of the others.
4. Did you have curiosity as a child?
Yes, I had curiosity about bathrooms, especially those away from home. There were a couple of girls who would waste time and toilet paper lining it up over the seat. A few times my teacher would complain about the mess we were leaving in the bathrooms. It didn't help when we had this powerful lady from a business come in and talk to us. She was in high heels and had a foot-long piece of toilet paper stuck to her heel.
5. Farting when you poop and is it different from farting without pooping?
I really done't know, except I fart when I'm really nervous.
6. Did I have special experiences like Chase described?
Not exactly, but in high school was was a member of the Stu-Co hospitality committee. One year I was assigned to I think it was 3 girls on crutches. I would carry their book bag and escort them to the elevator and help them use the bathroom between classes. I also helped them in the lunchroom. Two of them were really grateful for my help and one I became good friends with and I got her on as a student tutor. The other had attitude and was a b****!
7. How long was your longest bathroom visit?
Like 20 minutes in a long line at our city auditorium when I had my mom's permission to attend my first concert with a boy. When I finally got a toilet I sat for probably 5 minutes trying to get my pee going, but I think I got my tank drained in about just over a minute and 15 seconds.
8. Have you ever been watched by a stranger on the toilet and for how long?
This happened only this past summer. I was traveling the interstate for 200 miles to attend a college-related function. I had to hold my crap for 45 minutes because the first rest area I wanted to use was closed for remodeling. Finally I got to this large rest room just before dark. Several people in a van were leaving just as I came in. All the stall doors had been removed. For some reason, I didn't feel good about that bathroom but I hurried to the middle toilet, checked for the TP, pulled my shorts down and seated myself. I was so exhausted and I put my head down between my legs so I could just close my eyes in comfort for a couple of minutes. My crap started to exit, but with a steady push necessary from me, and when I looked up I saw this child about 5 or 6 standing within a foot of me. Then she started to pelt me with questions: name, what I was doing, how old I was, had I seen her mother, and a couple of other things that I didn't fully understand because she wasn't very articulate. I told her what she was doing wasn't very polite and she should go back to her parent. I expected her mother to come out of one of the other toilets and grab her. It took me about the 10 minutes I was on the toilet to conclude that she was probably lost. She came close to me to see my upper thigh tattoo and then wanted to touch my belly button jewelry. I had to get tougher with her in ordering her to go to one of the sinks and stand still until I got done. I did about a six-effort wipe from the seat. I finally stood, flushed and was pulling up my shorts. All the time she was looking at me. I didn't wash my hands, but instead checked six other vacant stalls, called into the mens room from the entrance where I could see multiple feet with jeans lowered under the partitions, and no one claimed her. With so little light left outside I walked her around the building, through the picnic area in back, then a walking trail, and finally back to the parking lot.
There she tugged at my hand and took me to an older car where I could see a woman slumped over the steering wheel. I woke her up and she was surprised she had fallen asleep. She thanked me profusely for what I did. I told her I was just glad that we found her because if I had called the state patrol, the consequences could have been costly. She agreed.
Answer to Chase's question: Does a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom gross me out? That is an excellent question. Because of all my activities, college and babysitting responsibilities I'm using public bathrooms more than 50% of the time. I have gotten accustomed to warm seats since middle school when 3 or sometimes four of us need to do a fast pee in the toilet during passing periods. I've also found it to be the case during lunch hour. Just this morning, I was one of three in the line at the c-store for a single-toilet bathroom. Chase, I guess I've gotten use to it.
To Catherine: Welcome back to the forum! Even now that I'm in college I still amazed at the number of males that refuse to crap anywhere than at their apartment or dorm room. Last week me and this senior with TDF looks put in a almost 3 hour Sociology study session in the library. After about 30 minutes I felt my crap coming on and I excused myself and walked a few feet to the ladies room. I was done within 5 minutes. About an hour later I could see he was becoming extremely fidgety. He walked 4 blocks to his apartment which took 40 minutes to do what I did in 5. I find that so amusing!STEPHEN P
This morning I woke up when alarm clock went off, sat on Thetford Elegance porta pottie in bedroom and had a wee ,came downstairs into kitchen boiled kettle done washing up ,made two mugs of tea went into lounge and sat in chair to drink it .
Twenty minuites later went back into kitchen took some eggs and tomatoes from fridge . frying pan from cupboard , cracked eggs to prepare omelette, refilled and switched on kettle for another cup of tea.I felt my bowels move ,I needed to poop , the JONES Bedpan was under the kitchen table , moved it over by the sink, sat on floor removed my pants and sat on pan as I moved to a comfortable position and satisfied my dressing gown was clear I let go a wee followed by NUMBER TOO, five minuites later I was done ,removed my dressing gown and dismounted the bed pan and wiped.
I stood up put on my pants and got dressed ,walked into garden and tipped the contents of bed pan into bonfire , washed pan under water butt then left it under kitchen table ,washed my hands .
I carried on prepping the omelette tomatoes and buttered bread two more mugs of tea.when I had consumed all the food drank tea checked emails ,at that point needed another Number Too , placed JONES RELAX bedpan by sink again ,sat on floor,slid down my jogging bottoms and pants and sat on pan , immediately had a wee then started pooping ,when done ten minuites later , wiped with three sheets shades kitchen towel, stood up pulled up my pants and jogging bottoms .
The bed pan this time was much heavier with more wee and less mushy poo.
I picked up the pan went into garden and tipped its contents in the bonfire,washed pan under water butt, then left it under kitchen table.
BILLY
I haven't posted in a long time but I do read all the posts on here. I thought I would tell about something that happened today. I have this girl living with me, she is not my girlfriend just a roommate. This morning i was sitting on the toilet taking my morning shit. It was going to be a big one and take some time to come out. I had the door closed but not locked. I had about 4 inches of it out, it was coming out real slow and was hurting. My roommate knocked on the door and asked me if I was going to be much longer, I said probably about 10 more minutes. She said can you hurry I have to shit I said I'll try she said my shit is starting to come out and I'm gonna shit on the floor if you don't hurry. I said my shit is half way out then she said can I come in, I said come in. She was standing there with a tee shirt on and had her hand on her ass. she said I can't wait she turned around and had a huge hard shit coming out. She said can I go I said I guess so. I tried to break my shit off but it was to thick and would'nt break off. I stood up and she looked at me and said sorry. She saw my shit comming out of my ass.I l let her sit and about 3 seconds I heard a big plop. I was standing there with my shit hanging and she said can i take a picture, so i turnned around and she took a picture of my shit hanging out of my ass. I said are you done yet she said no a little bit more. I waited while she did another big one. she finished and wiped her hole and did'nt flush. She sat on the edge of the tub and i sat and finished. We both stood up and looked and there were 4 big logs on top of each other and we both laughed. We both took a picture of it and then flushed. It did'nt all go down in 1 flush. Flushed again and was all gone with lots of skid marks and a heavy smell of shit. I put the fan on and we both left the room.
Midwest An
Melody B
Peeing on beach w my brother
Reading these posts I have noticed that some elements are really similar to my experiences like long pees and public bathroom experiences and observing the opposite sex doing their business. It all makes me think of one story in particular.
I was 7 years old or somewhere around that age and my parents were going out of town for the weekend so me and my brother Justin, who was a little over a year older, were spending the weekend at my uncle James house. We were excited because uncle James lived near the beach so when we went to his house we usually took a nice trip to the beach.
Well on the second day we did exactly that. When me and Justin woke up uncle James said we're going to the beach so we were really excited. We got changed into our bathing suits, slipped on some sandals and went. When we got there we all went into the shallow areas of the ocean and started swimming and the waves were really mild but uncle James made sure we were safe from any sudden big waves. After a while Justin complained about feeling hungry so we got out of the water and back to the spot where our stuff was and ate the food that uncle James packed. He was a big believer in the idea that you have to wait before swimming after eating. He made us wait about an hour. In the meantime we started making a sandcastle or at least trying to. That's when I realized I really had to pee.
I told uncle James "I need to go potty." He asked "peepee or poopy?" And I said "just peepee."
Since the bathroom was far away on the boardwalk we decided I'd just go right there on the beach. I was quite the tomboy when I was little so I was wearing a swim shirt and swim trunks. The same thing Justin was wearing. I had a really short haircut too so at that time people usually thought I was a boy. I stood up and my uncle pulled my swim trunks down and had me step out of them. I stood with my legs apart. I got many stares and weird looks, I think I might have even heard some gasps. I guess it was surprising to them to see my female bits when they initially perceived me as a boy. I was ok with Justin seeing because we've seen each other many times before (more details on that at the end of the post). And I didn't really mind the girls and women looking. But I was embarrassed because there were so many men and boys around us. And I was embarrassed about uncle James seeing. But he looked away most of the time and only looked when he needed to, like when he wiped me after. Since he lived alone, I didn't have an aunt to help me. Justin stood up and tugged his swim trunks all the way down to around his ankles, which I wasn't expecting, and our streams started around the same time. My stream lasted a few seconds longer but we both peed for a long time. Then he shook off his penis and pulled his swim trunks back up. After I was done Uncle James pulled out some tissues from the bag and handed them to me. At that age, unlike many kids I had no interest in doing things by myself so I handed them back to him so he wiped my vagina.
That was the first time I went pee on the beach. I did many times after. I might post more stories of my beach peeing experiences here too. But not in this post because I don't want to make this post longer.
I said I'd elaborate on me and Justin being used to seeing each other. Well we had a big tub so we had baths together sometimes, also at the doctors mom would take us both into the bathroom to collect pee samples, and we would often change clothes together. We'd seen each other pee and poop many times. He was in diapers for a little longer than most kids, so I've seen him get changed and he's seen me get changed. A few times he saw me pee during diaper changes even though that's more common for boys. It was only once in a while though. For him he did it nearly every time. It was sometimes when his diaper was removed and his privates were first exposed to the air but it happened often while he was wiped, especially as his scrotum was wiped. We got pretty open with each other pretty quickly. Eventually we ended up "playing doctor" many times. Among many other things, this occasionally involved giving pee samples as well so we'd help each other pee into bathroom cups, even wiping each other's front parts and bottoms! I think it's a common thing to experience when you grow up with someone around the same age. Our exams and pee samples and everything else all stopped by the time we reached puberty when we both grew out of the usual innocent curiosity stage. At that point we found it weird and inappropriate to continue.
I'm sorry if this was too detailed. When I tell stories I usually give many details. Anyway hope you enjoyed and I might post more stories soon or at some point!
Also, wanted to add that I'm concerned about Tina as she hasn't posted for a little while, or at least it feels that way. Tina I really hope you're okay and I'm sorry you're going through what you're going through. I don't have any personal advice but just wanted to let you know you're not alone and I think many people have experienced what you're experiencing. Was it triggered by a bad poop? Sometimes a really tough poop can make people scared to go again for fears of it happening again.
Anyway thanks for reading!
-Melody BYesterday I attended a dentist appointment making a journey of 25 miles
when I set out the return journey I had a wee at a supermarket after purchasing some goods then drove home . after twenty miles I drove into a car park at Congresbury to use the Public toilets, as they were closed I drove to the back of the car park.
I pulled bed pan from behind seat ,placed it on passenger seat slid down my trousers and pants slid pan beneath me and had a wee. a car pulled up along side I waited a few minuites before dis mounting ,on this occasion I had not had a number too therefore once dismounted placed on seat pulled up pants and trousers opened door and empted pan .your name (optionalSTEPHEN P )
Post Title (optional) SQUAT SPOTTER
I enjoyed your bedpan poop story I poop in bed pan regulary
Skidmarked from Columbia
Reply to Anon Pooper
1. When you poop, how long does it usually take?
hmm it takes about 3 minutes normally
2. Have you ever been in pain because a turd was too wide?
yeah I used to have piles and hemorrhoids
3. If you get constipated, how often and what's your constipation like? Is it going days without pooping or is it just having trouble pushing it out or a mix of both?
Back when I got constapated I would just use either fiber laxatives or bath salts to relieve myself... that's why people who get constipated also tend to have poop accidents a lot too... (the laxatives and bathsalts normally work to well)
4. If you get diarrhea, how often? Does it come in the form of loose stools or liquid?
like I said after I get constipated I use laxatives
5. If you've pooped in public while constipated have you ever grunted so loud someone heard you and made comments or asked if you're ok?
not that I remember
6. Do you like or dislike pooping and why?
I like pooping and I like it because haha I picture people I care about or admire that they poop too.
7. Do you always pee when you poop? If so do you pee or poop first?
usually, sometimes pee before poop or both at the same time!
8. Do you use toilet paper or baby wipes?
I use toilet paper butt (pun intended) I like baby wipes better because less skid marks. butt I prefer people I like using toilet paper because good people usually have smelly butts and skid marks even if they deny their poopstains :)
9. How long have you gone without pooping?
When I was in my teens maybe 2 or 3 weeks.
10. How long have you gone without peeing?
I never went a day without peeing like 2 or 3 times minimum even if I had to wet myself!
11. Have you had any accidents as an adult?
yeah
12. Have you ever had to have someone else manually remove your poop because of constipation?
no
Malle
1. When you poop, how long does it usually take?
Usually 5-15 min
2. Have you ever been in pain because a turd was too wide?
Yes
3. If you get constipated, how often and what's your constipation like? Is it going days without pooping or is it just having trouble pushing it out or a mix of both?
Usually 3 days without pooping and than a big turd somethimes it hurt and somethimes than a lot of Little Hard Pieces
4. If you get diarrhea, how often? Does it come in the form of loose stools or liquid?
Liquid like 3-4 times in the Fax
5. If you've pooped in public while constipated have you ever grunted so loud someone heard you and made comments or asked if you're ok?
No I'm shy
6. Do you like or dislike pooping and why?
I love pooping
7. Do you always pee when you poop? If so do you pee or poop first?
First the pee than the poo ! I always pee before Poo
8. Do you use toilet paper or baby wipes?
Toilet paper
9. How long have you gone without pooping?
4 days
10. How long have you gone without peeing?
11. Have you had any accidents as an adult?
No
12. Have you ever had to have someone else manually remove your poop because of constipation?
No
onymous
School Poop
I had school today and usually the first thing I do before class is poop in the men's room which is on the second floor. When I walked into the bathroom the lights were off but they turned on as soon as I walked in because of the sensor.
I walked into the stall placing my backpack in front of me and I pulled my blue jeans and white Fruit of the Loom briefs to my ankles. I started peeing immediately. A pale yellow stream shot out of my penis and I moved back on the seat since I wasn't holding it down. My stream hit just below the rim of the toilet seat (the toilet has an open front) and thankfully none ended up outside of the bowl.
I eventually finished my stream which lasted about 15 seconds or so. I then started pooping. I dropped around 5 logs or so and I was done. I started wiping my butt. I rolled off a wad of paper and wiped. I saw heavy residue from my poop, I refolded it and wiped again. I saw less. I did this two more times and I was clean. I then pulled up my briefs and pants at once since I had to get to class on time.
I know this writing isn't as long as my last one but that's because this one went by faster. I hope you enjoyed reading it.STEPHEN P
MY FIRST TIME USING A BED PAN
When I was apprentice often we would find items to take to the second hand shop in the empty houses we rewired .
On one occasion I found a brand new porcelain bed pan wrapped and in box I put it in van A few weeks later the foremen met me at a house I had to rewire it was very dirty garden over grown no water , the fitted toilets were unusable. Three o clock in afternoon I need to have a BM .
Went to the van spread dust sheet over floor took bed pan out of box pulled down my trousers and pants sat on pan .I was hesitant but I had no other option ,I let go a long wee and then pooped !!my next problem was wiping I used green hand towels the pan I emptied in the overgrown garden it was covered in shit put it back in van and stopped at a park washed it in lake . that evening I visited a friend in hospital told him the story he told me to put green hand towels in the bottom of pan sit down and think I am on a proper toilet !!
the following morning I took my flask of coffee into the bac room collected my bed pan overalls green hand towel pink Delsey toilet roll
walked into back room put newspaper on a ca roll of cable pan on top put green paper towel in bottom
dropped my trousers and pants sat down with a mug of coffee had a wee pushed several times and had a wonderfull BM
your name (optionalSTEPHEN P)
Post Title POOPING IN THE WOODS
This morning I needed some milk for Weetabix breakfast cereal , so set out for a 20 minuite walk I was 200 yards from the store and needed a Number Too so carried on walking to a grassy area surrounded by a row of trees
Took off my coat and placed on ground inside facing up removed my jogging bottoms and pants placed on top took toilet paper from pocket
now already having a wee I squatted down placed my hands on ground and pushed , farted and pooped I pushed again and empted my bowels one minuite later raised myself grabbed the cushell toilet paper and wiped
got dressed wiped hands on wet grass . A pile of poop seven inch diameter and one inch high and four sheets of toilet paper.
walked to the convenience store bought the milk and walked home .
upon arrival went through garage back door sat on Thetford Elegance porta pottie had a wee , then had breakfast
Anna from Austria
A mudslide causing a mudslight
This is my latest story from the weekend. A few lady friends invited me to a new cocktail place to celebrate my recent birthday.
I am not a big cocktail drinker so I asked the bartender which rather sweet drink he would recommend. He recommends a Mudslide.
I tried one and I thought it was tasting good. I had a few during the night and I ended up pretty intoxicated. Shortly before leaving, I decided to take a pee and headed to the ladies' room.
I was not alone in the bathroom of course and while waiting for an open stall I started to feel my ???? rumbling. Luckily I got into the stall rather quick after that feeling.
I do not remember many details about the poop as I said I was pretty drunk I just now it was very soft mudslide poop and that I had to wipe a lot. I think I might have really blown up the bathroom.
That's my story for today
greeting from Austria
AnnaEmma
Pooped my pants at school twice the same day
I normally carry extra pants for such an incident, but that day I forgot the extra bag of pants at home. I was 17, in 10th grade. I felt gassy all day. The school nurse had come to check my check my pants a couple of times, because it smelled a lot and people suspected me because of my past.
During lunch break, I was in the corridor talking with a group of friends, when I felt a huge cramp. I tried to hold it back, but a huge load unrolled in my gray jeans. It was solid poop, and really pushed my jeans down. I was against the wall and touched my butt. The bulge was huge. It was like a big straight rod had been inserted in my jeans.it was long and pointy and pushed my jeans all the way back on my butt.
And more poop was rolling out. The friends I was talking to realized immediately, because one, the smell was horrible and the mess in my jeans was immediately visible.
They deserted me in the corridor we were talking in. I just stood there, feeling extremely ashamed. A nurse came soon after and took me to the washroom. She helped me clean up. I dumped the huge load in my panties into the toilet. Buut she said I have to wear the same jeans, since they don't have any spare pants.
She said they called my mom, but she didn't pick up her phone. So there was no option but to wait. The nurse asked me if I'd like to wait in the principals office or just go to class. I didn't want to go to class with my stained jeans. The jeans were completely ruined on the butt, with a large yellow stain. But I had to wear it again.
I was escorted to the waiting room. Unfortunately there were several people here. Kids and their parents etc. I thought to myself, it might have been better to go back to class. Everyone was staring at me as it was obvious what had happened. The nurse laid down a few newspapers on a seat and told me to sit there.
I recognized a few parents in the room. They were friends with my mum. One of them offered to take me home after their meeting with the principal is done. I said okay, I was beyond pride now.
About 30-45 minutes later I felt the urge to poop again. I got off the seat a little bit and a soft mushy load just rushed out into my pants. I panicked and sat back down to flatten the load. But my stomach was hurting a lot. I lifted my but a little bit, and a gigantic mushy load slid into my jeans. It was so much that it spread almost upto the back of my knees and went up my waist.
I didn't know what to do. I just sat there, cross-legged and kept pooping. Soon enough, a parent came to me and asked if I had pooped my pants. I didn't answer...I couldn't. My heart pounded and my face burnt with shame. Then the nurse was called. She told me to stand up. I just sat there, staring at the ground. I could feel people staring at me. I didn't want to stand up. The nurse pulled me up forcefully and turned me around to check me. She saw the mess and immediately moved away as an instinct. I heard people gasp. I just couldn't do anything.
My mum didn't come. The lady who had offered before immediately took me home. She cancelled the meeting with the principal. In her car, she laid a lot of thick papers for me. Since my mom was unreachable, the lady took me to her place.
She took me to the washroom. I cleaned up as much as I could. And she brought me some spare pants. I put my ruined clothes in a bag. I thanked her profusely and left for home in the clean pants.
My mom came late evening, having heard everything from people. She yelled at me a lot. I stayed at home for 2 more days.
The worst was this: finally when I returned to school, they had assigned a special nurse for me. I had a separate desk from the rest of the class. It was laid with thick paper. I also had an isolated seat in the school bus. The assigned nurse came to check on me every hour or so. She'd smell around me and check my pants. It was embarrassing.
Thank you for reading..
Jack
New feature wish
While the design of this website is timeless, (I for one certainly appreciate the no BS look and feel), I can't help but wish there was a checkbox to switch into dark mode. That's it.
Also, over the weekend, my wife drank one little box of coconut water and had to pee 3 times in about 45 minutes right after. Has anyone else noticed coconut water having this extreme of an effect on their bladder?STEPHEN P
Post Title (optional)POOPING IN CAMPERVAN
Last Monday evening I drove to Southampton stopping on route at a supermarket in Salisbury and purchased a large can of milk and a yoghurt went in toilet for a wee then sat in van and consumed yoghurt.
. I drove another 35 miles and dropped off six bags of compost to a fried after driving 500 yards up road I needed the toilet for a NUMBER TOO , pulled into a layby 2 miles further on . retrieved ADVENTURIDGE porta pottie from locker slid dowm jogging bottoms and pants sat on pottie . I definetly needed to poo and waited another five minuites until I had a wee another wee two minuites later I pushed several times but was unable to poop.
I had a wee four more times the my bowels opened I weed again the pooped again . After I had been on pottie for 25 minuites I felt much relieved .stoo up and viewed pott now full to the brim pulled slide and wiped using much more paper then usual .I pulled up my pants the pottie bowl was completely covered in poop and needed a lot of water and brush to clean before it went back in locker
Annie
Just did a really big poop
Just did a really big poop after finishing my 2nd cup of coffee and having breakfast about an hour ago. I was in the middle of doing stretches/exercises in my room when the urge hit me. Quickly went to the WC, closed the door, pulled down my black pants and dark green underwear and sat down. Gave a push and a massive soft poop came out. What a relief. I was done within about 20 seconds.
I looked underneath me into the toilet bowl afterwards and saw a massive poop curled around the hole and sticking up. Damn. I flushed first to avoid the possibility of clogging then went to work wiping. I remembered what my friend/caregiver said to me and took less toilet paper so I only had to go back about 2 times to get less TP but do a good job wiping. Flushed while sitting down and then got up, pulled my pants and underwear up and washed my hands. Wasn't even close to everything from my body but it was a hell of a good shit. Will continue drinking water, eating vegetables and fruit etc and see if I can get everything else out.
Happy pooping!
Annie
Pooperlady
Pissing adventures
I was recently hiking in a field, and I really had to piss. It took a while to find a good spot to do it. I finally found a place under some short trees, where it looked like I wouldn't be visible.
I pulled down my pants and got into a squat under the trees. I started peeing. My pee splashed onto the twigs and plants beneath the trees as I emptied my bladder. When I was finished, I pulled my pants back up, glad to have watered the plants.
More recently, I was about to take a shower. I felt the urge to pee, so I decided to do it in the shower. I turned the shower on and got inside. I set my legs apart and started pissing. I tried aiming for the drain, and this time I managed to get most of the stream into the drain. Success!
I peed a lot, because I'd really had to go. It was very satisfying. And I saved some toilet paper, so that's good.
To Tina
I've been reading here for nearly six years, but I think now's a good time to come out of the shadows, if only once. This may be my only post ever, but I feel obligated to weigh in on the discussion with Tina.
To put it simply, you cannot prevent yourself from pooping. Voluntary or not, it will happen. Frequency varies, but everyone from your mother to your significant other to Hollywood actors have to do it sometimes. As many have already said, not pooping often enough can cause a variety of health problems, some mild and some serious. The worst I have ever heard of is a teenage girl in the UK who withheld for six or eight weeks, don't remember which it was. Her intestines became impacted enough to cause a heart attack (believe David P mentioned this case as well)
I almost wonder if your discomfort is in part due to how long you're withholding, considering you said yourself you dislike the feeling of it sliding out. Constipation, especially week long or more, can lead to a very painful, erm, end result. I know as I used to put off pooping as a kid. And everytime I did it, it was painful when I finally went. Eventually I learned to just go when I needed to and it's become a lot easier in the many years since then. If that's not the case and the reasoning is purely about feeling unclean, remember pooping is 100% natural. If anything, removing those toxins makes your body cleaner! Whatever it may be, please do everything you can to stop putting off going to the bathroom. If you begin to poop frequently I guarantee you will feel better daily.
Honestly? Think of it like going to work. If you have a job you disliked right now or have in the past, you wouldn't just stop working because you don't want to, would you? You wouldn't be able to support yourself financially. Treat pooping like that, since just like having a shitty (no pun intended) job, you still need to get up and go!
Wednesday, October 19, 2022
Anon Pooper
Hi! I have some questions and comments and stuff like that. Kind of stories but mainly just talking about how my poo life has been lately, I guess...
So let me start by saying I've challenged myself to read EVERY PAGE of this site! Yes, I know it might take a while but I love to read these stories and am wondering how the site has changed over the years.
And my poos have been kind of weird lately. Sometimes I'm regular, other times I'm constipated, and other times I have diarrhea. For the past day or so though I've been having some trouble pooping. They're usually kind of long and sort of wide but not enough to be really painful just uncomfortable at the most. They're hard stools and I don't have to wipe too much because they seem to be kind of dry if that makes sense. Which is good because I don't like pooping and it's mostly because of all the wiping.
Now on to questions which I will number
1. When you poop, how long does it usually take?
2. Have you ever been in pain because a turd was too wide?
3. If you get constipated, how often and what's your constipation like? Is it going days without pooping or is it just having trouble pushing it out or a mix of both?
4. If you get diarrhea, how often? Does it come in the form of loose stools or liquid?
5. If you've pooped in public while constipated have you ever grunted so loud someone heard you and made comments or asked if you're ok?
6. Do you like or dislike pooping and why?
7. Do you always pee when you poop? If so do you pee or poop first?
8. Do you use toilet paper or baby wipes?
9. How long have you gone without pooping?
10. How long have you gone without peeing?
11. Have you had any accidents as an adult?
12. Have you ever had to have someone else manually remove your poop because of constipation?
Thank you for reading, time for me to get started on page 1!!!STEPHEN
BEDPANS SQUATSPOTTER
In response to your blogg , I first used a bedpan 1971 and regularly do today , having worked in houses where their are no toilets I have often used in van .In 1980 and a few years after , went camping and used many times to avoid using toilets on site sometimes there were no toilets.
I keep two bedpans in car one polypropylene which I use when I have a NUMBER TOO in the car and a METAL JONES RELAX which I use in laybys when their is a flat surface or grassy field ajoining layby .the polypropylene I use many times each week for the past ten years.
I keep another six pans of various designs in rucksacks and take these with me when going fishing or shopping , it gives me the option to squat or sit on bed pan in comfort. I have had a Number too every day sometimes twice for past sixty years never have to wait to wee or poop
Three OAKLEAF and one stainless VOLLRATH are kept in bedroom for a wee during the night and when I wake on the morning , on many occasions after having a wee in morning have remained sitting and had a NUMBER TOO , always putting a sheet of paper in bottom if having a NUMBER TOO.
Every time I poop in any pan I always wipe with SHADES kitchen towel, in the car and bed I lay on my left side to wipe .
When pooping in car and need to push I grab the bottom of seat , when in bed place hands behind me , outdoors grab the bedpan sides.When outdoors and need to wipe I raise myself up and lean forward or stand up.