ToiletKid
The toilet of the amusement park, and a new friend
That day, I, along with my parents, and my brother Paint, was at a kid's amusement park. At the amusement park, Paint and I both wanted to go to the toilet at the same time. At that time, Paint was not yet trained to the toilet, and only went to the potty. Therefore, the parents began to look for a secluded place in which they could plant the Paint on the potty. As for me, I told them that I would find the toilet myself, and they, too busy, agreed. I ran to find the nearest restroom. I'm not picky, and any porta potty would suit me. But instead of a porta potty, I found a large building where there were many booths. It was exclusively a kids's toilet - there was a division into girls and boys. Of course, I went to the boys' room. A couple of booths were occupied, but most were free. I didn't really choose, I rushed into the first one that came along. There was the usual white toilet, small in size - for kids. There was also a lot of toilet paper. I locked the door to the stall, and pulled my shorts and underpants down. First I stood in front of the toilet and peed, then I sat down to poop. I wanted to pee stronger than poop, but now that I've already peed in the toilet, why not poop? After farting a few times, I pushed a little, and defecated a big smelly poop. With a sigh of relief, I began to wiping, and spent five toilet papers. Then I got dressed and flushed the toilet. As soon as I got out of the stall, I saw a boy of my age, in a bright jumpsuit, run into the toilet. He ran into a stall while I was washing my hands in the sink. When I was already wiping them, I heard his voice:
- There is no toilet paper! Somebody help me!
That "somebody" turned out to be me. I pulled out a roll of toilet paper from the nearest toilet, and gave it to him. The boy thanked me, and after a while he flushing toilet, and left. We talked to him, and soon we became friends. Later, I often went to visit him, and he came to me.Annie
Explosive poop right after morning coffee
Hi all. I hope everyone is keeping warm on this coldish morning. I'm keeping warm and just finished my morning coffee a short while ago. Some dumbass decided to unplug the coffee machine so my coffee was freezing instead of hot (grrr) so I chugged it as fast as possible. Not long afterwards I got a major urge to poop so I quickly went to the washroom, closed the door, pulled down my black pants and beige ish pink underwear and sat. Relaxed and boom! My morning poop exploded into the toilet. Only took about 20-30 seconds but it felt a lot better. I looked underneath me into the toilet when I was done and damn! The water was dark brown. You couldn't see anything else. I started wiping while sitting down and when I was sure I wasn't going to drip, I stood and finished wiping standing. Tossed the paper into the dark murky water, flushed the toilet, pulled up my pants and underwear and washed my hands. Damn. I guess my body needed a good clean out (though there's still a lot more in my body). I'm just glad I didn't relax my muscles or try to fart or my underwear would have been destroyed.
Happy pooping!
Annie
Christopher
Auburn Hair
Hi,
It's been a while since I last posted.I have been bugged by something for a long time.Do guys who are Auburn haired have difficulty shitting( ie for
example constipation,irregular bowel habits etc.)I have Auburn Hair and although regular now had many problems shitting when as a child and through Teenage years.Sometimes I never went for days and although I had
laxatives it still ocurred.I was a Toilet Monitor at Primary School and saw my schoolfriends and other pupils ,boys of course, on the Toilet every
Schoolday and the ones I know who took the longest and had to strain really hard were always those with Red Hair.When I see someone with Red Hair go into a Public Toilet I always wonder how difficult it may be for them and hope that it will all come right and just slide out nice and quick!
Jessica
My Odd Roommate
I'm a 25yr old Senior in college and I've got a very weird roommate Yvonne and she loves bathroom habits, not just the regular "oh I gotta poop" or "omg that was huge" I'm talking like inviting herself in the bathroom as I'm taking a dump and I've always got a feeling she's listening. Now I've always been close with some people about my bathroom habits, sending snaps of funny faces on the toilet to my friends or joking about how big or loud they are. But Yvonne and I have been in the same dorm room since sophomore year and she has never brought this up. It started last week when I was busting for a diarrhea dump and I ran in and she was making dinner, we said hi and I said "I'm sorry no time to talk I have to shit so badly and I ran in and unloaded a massive wave of soft serve. I could tell she stopped doing what she was doing to listen in on the action because it was too quiet. Since then she's been bringing up poop and pee a lot more. I usually get back from class around 5 and I'll usually have to go and I have bladder issues and don't go typically everyday and am usually going every other day or every 3 days so I try not to hold it in. The laundry area is right next to the bathroom and she's usually doing her laundry when I'm going. Yesterday I came in, really had to go and were talking and I tell her "I really gotta use the toilet" and she yells out to leave the door open so we can continue to talk. Of course I didn't, I sit down and immediately let out 3 big ropes of poop that were in all probably 17"-18" worth of poop and in that time of all the turds coming out, it included a big fart and she yelled out "damn that sounded nice!" Which made me cringe a little, once she put her laundry together she came in and sat on the tub which caught me by surprise and we started talking about our days and our bfs and all that. I finished up and she said and no I'm not kidding, "wait before you flush let me see it" I didn't really know how to say no so I got up and let her look and she was like "wow that's huge" and she took out her phone and took a picture of it! I said to her "wait why did you take that delete that don't send it to anyone" and she said "I promise I'm not sending it it's just for memories it's a big poop, you don't take pictures of yours?" (I have a couple times before, but I still said no). I wiped and flushed and just stayed in my room the rest of the night because I was just so in shock. Today I went in the kitchen and she was making breakfast and she apologized for last night, she said "I've just never been close with any of my roommates and I really like being friends with you and I want to be close". I told her if she stopped taking pictures then we would go to the bathroom together and talk about it but our conversations stay private. And she agreed, was this the right decision or not? I need some good advice.
Mrs. BigandHard
Once again I got up this morning and felt a very hard - Solid stool in my rectum. I went into the bathroom and sat down on he toilet where I started bearing down hard . Straining as hard as I could and My butthole was streching wide.
My boy friend had a ruler and he said.. let me measure it while it is coming out. It was 2.41 inhes wide.!!! It hurt a lot . I said "should you push it back into my butt hole and I will wait longer?
So he managed to use some TP and vasilen to push it back into my butt hole, That hurt quite a bit. Will report more later the results.
Thanks , will keepuou all informd ..Mrs Big and Hard
Sean
To Emma & survey question answers
Emma, I empathize with you as there is nothing worse than a public pooping accident especially at school as it has happened to me years ago. It was a result of me thinking I can hold it until I got home. Nope. It appears that you have a condition and this happens to you from time to time.
I would maybe recommend trying adult diapers as they can mitigate the disaster of an embarrassing accident, they not only contain well but mute the smell and if you wear them under loose fitting comfortable clothes, it would be difficult to detect. You would need to bring spares to change into and make an arrangement with the nurse for a time and place to change that no one would know about except you and the nurse
This is nothing to be ashamed of and wearing them will most likely give you a boost of confidence and comfort. I'm so sorry this happened to you.
Now on to the survey questions:
When you poop, how long does it usually take?
2. Have you ever been in pain because a turd was
too wide? Anywhere from 5 to 30 min depending on my level of constipation
3. If you get constipated, how often and what's
your constipation like? Is it going days without
pooping or is it just having trouble pushing it out or
a mix of both? Much more often than I'd like it's a combo of not being able to go for two to three days. My stools are bulky and hard with trouble. I use laxatives and sometimes suppositories to get my bowels moving.
4. If you get diarrhea, how often? Does it come in
the form of loose stools or liquid? I don't get diarreah to often at all. My laxative gives my poop an oatmeal like texture but rarely get diarrhea.
5. If you've pooped in public while constipated
have you ever grunted so loud someone heard you
and made comments or asked if you're ok? Not that I recall
6. Do you like or dislike pooping and why? I like pooping when I'm not constipated or when my laxative is working
7. Do you always pee when you poop? If so do you
pee or poop first? I almost always pee when I poop and always poop first then pee.
8. Do you use toilet paper or baby wipes? Both. Baby wipes when I'm at home. Toilet paper in public
9. How long have you gone without pooping? 5 to 6 days
10. How long have you gone without peeing? A few hours
11. Have you had any accidents as an adult? Yes on a few occasions
12. Have you ever had to have someone else
manually remove your poop because of
constipation? No. I have been given enemas and have had suppositories inserted for me.
Thank you for reading, time for me to
James S
2 Poops
Hey everyone, I'm a 14 year old with black hair, I weigh about 120 pounds, I'm also 5'5. I live in Connecticut currently but I lived in Virginia up until 3 years ago. I play football and baseball and my teams last game was yesterday and I have a story about me going to the bathroom after the game. We played in a final blowout playoff game 17-0. The tournament is in a few weeks. I was at school from 7-2:30 and the game went on from 3-6, so I had no time to take a poop which I try to go everyday. I left the game with my friend Josh and we were going to walk home together since we live on the same street, I told him I had to use the bathroom which he agreed. In the back of the fields was a porta potty trailer, it had two stalls on the inside and luckily the first one was empty. We placed our stuff down and Josh locked the door and said "that way no one comes in while I light this place up" and I said "trust me it won't just be you". I sat down in the first stall with my pants and underwear at my ankles, same with Josh. The toilets were so small that it didn't fit both my butthole and penis so I shifted back and peed for about 20 seconds, when I finished I shifted forward and spread my butt put on the seat. I heard a big turd clank off the metal of Josh's toilet bowl and he said "holy crap that was huge" and he panted for a few seconds. I farted and my first turd started to emerge and it slowly slid out and it felt like forever before it broke off and slapped on the bowl, I grunted and started pushing the rest out. This turd was probably as big as 10" and it fell right in the hole but it didn't fall through. I rolled off some toilet paper and Josh said "this is such a big poop you have to come see this before I flush, I left mine too so he could see. I looked in and saw a big pile of mini and medium sized turds and then the big foot long he let out too. He saw my two big turds and said "wow you really had to go too". We both flushed our loads and walked home.
My next story happened at school about a month ago. I was super sick with a stomach bug, luckily no Covid but unfortunately after 4 days I was forced to go to school anyways. I made it through my first class with no issues but in my second class I was having a bad stomach ache and it felt like I was gonna puke. I asked my teacher if I could go and she agreed. I went into the boys room and luckily it was empty. I went in the second stall got on my knees and tried puking and nothing, after 3 or 4 minutes suddenly the urge went to my butt and I thought I was gonna poop myself. I quickly turned around got my jeans down and sat down and let out a big wet fart and a huge turd started to emerge and as it came out it sounded like "crackle crackle crackle poosh", I was beet red and just sat there in silence with my jaw dropped at not only how quickly it came out but how great it felt to get it out, it did hurt a little though. I stood up and saw a big dark green turd in the hole and coiled around in the bowl two times. It was absolutely huge and must've been close two 20"-25" long. I wiped my butt and just left my load there cause it wasn't going down. People still talk about it now, about who could've let out a big load like that. I made it through third class but finally threw up in my fourth and went home, later on that day I had diarrhea twice but that was it. Anyways hope you enjoyed my couple of stories, hope to post again soon!
Mrs Bigandhard
As it hapens every morning I am straining on the toilet .
Hello all ...It is really big this morning! I have to pull my butt cheeks apart and push and strain bearing down real hard. Then I use my finger to dig it out.
My hard poop is as always really big and wide. About 3 inches in diameter.
It stretches my butt hole to the max and hurts. I have to strain really hard to get it to come all the way out!. This process takes up to 30 minutes.
Thanks Mrs Big and Hard.Annie
Did a decent sized poop after 1st cup of coffee
Hi all. Had breakfast, a jar of warmish hot water and my 1st cup of black coffee in my travel Starbucks mug when I got the urge to poop. Went to the WC, closed the door, pulled down my black pants and whitish beige high cut underwear and sat on the toilet and gave a gentle push. A decent sized poop came out with no problem and within about 10 to 20 seconds I was done. It wasn't even close to everything from my body but it was a good amount. Took some TP (not too much. Been trying to conserve/watch how much I take considering my caregiver/longtime friend has been lecturing me about taking too much before. Then I carefully wiped as thoroughly as I could considering I didn't want marks on my beige underwear. When the paper was as clean as possible I put it in the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear up and looked in the toilet. There was a fairly decent sized log in the toilet which I am happy about. Flushed and the toilet made kinda like a strange noise though the toilet is okay. Hopefully I can poop out the rest of this stuff or most of it later.
Happy pooping!
Annie
Brandon
Anon's survey
1. When you poop, how long does it usually take?
The pooping itself 1 to 3 minutes but I usually stay seated up to 10 or 12 minutes.
Away from home I tend to be quicker
2. Have you ever been in pain because a turd was too wide?
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3. If you get constipated, how often and what's your constipation like? Is it going days without pooping or is it just having trouble pushing it out or a mix of both?
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4. If you get diarrhea, how often? Does it come in the form of loose stools or liquid?
Almost daily, it is usually looser soft stool but sometimes quite liquid. I am ecstatic when I have days of solid poop, I'm always proud when it happens.
5. If you've pooped in public while constipated have you ever grunted so loud someone heard you and made comments or asked if you're ok?
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6. Do you like or dislike pooping and why?
I love it, very relaxing
7. Do you always pee when you poop? If so do you pee or poop first?
Yes mostly I pee first then poop and then pee again.
8. Do you use toilet paper or baby wipes?
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9. How long have you gone without pooping?
As a kid and teenager 3 to 4 days was not uncommon, I had a public poop phobia. Now I relish the opportunity to go in public.
10. How long have you gone without peeing?
I pee a lot, every hour or two at least
11. Have you had any accidents as an adult?
Yes I completely shat my pants when dead drunk, luckily it happened when I was home as I fell asleep on the floor
12. Have you ever had to have someone else manually remove your poop because of constipation?
thank God no
STEPHEN P
At end of my first year @ secondary modern school I went to stay with my grandmother,on many occasions we travelled to WEYMOUTH by train .A few months earlier I had travelled from SOUTHAMPTON on a train to TEMPLE MEADS,during my journey I enjoyed having my first NUMBER TOO on a train, and was looking forward to my second NUMBER TOO.
I had a wee when I got up and a wee before we left house , made our way to train station and caught the 7 am change @ TEMPLE MEADS the WEYMOUTH train was late arriving ,as I had not had a BM that morning I was now holding myself, when the train arrived it was an eight carriage with guards van corridor and compartment every carriage , we entered a compartment put down our bags , a man and women joined us.I sat down as I did not want any poop leaving my bum until I was sat on toilet. The train pulled out of the station ,the women left the carriage I left a minuite later .I seen the women enter the toilet so I walked to the next carriage and entered the toilet.
I locked the door undone my belt and jeans lowered my pants and sat on toilet.A powerfull flow of wee I dropped some logs, I was unable to push until I stopped weeing , the door opened I pushed shut a voice said hurry and lock the door I got off toilet and locked it again it was not easy as the train was moving ,as I sat on toilet again I started weeing again as soon as it stopped I pushed as hard as I could and dropped ten logs I was now feeling much relieved the door opened again a voice said sorry and closed the door , the voice then said there is somebody in there .I sat quietly and relaxed until the train stopped at KEYNSHAM station, got off toilet seen a large pile of poop in bottom of toilet , the toilet paper , broke into individual sheets scrunched it and wiped will standing . as the train pulled away pulled up my pants and jeans fastened my belt the train was now clear of the station, flushed four times there was a number of skid marks in bottom of pan.
The toilet compartment was a different layout same yellow toilet with IROKA seat and matching basin . the hand towels were a creamy colour , on this occasion I used the toilet paper and after two sheets relised it was smaller sheets harder than IZAL or BRONCO more difficult to flush .
On way back to compartment the other toilet was still engaged and there was much rusling of toilet paper ,a few minuites later the train stopped at BATH the women returned , as the train pulled out of the station she started a conversation about how she had to rush to catch the train.I assumed it was also her intentions to have a NUMBER TOO on the train!!
Sam
Places I pooped
Hey everyone, saw this survey that I wanted to fill put & share my pooping experiences:
Some survey for those wo feel like filling it in. When do you mostly take your poop.
Almost always I take my first/morning poop at home. I don't mind to take a morning poop in public bathrooms especially at work.
But I often poop twice or three times at some point throughout the day. It could be noon, it could be at night.
The morning one & evening poop is generally consistent. If I'm out of the house I tend to take my evening poop in public bathroom, sometimes during work I have urge to poop.
Apart from home or any other place where you stayed for some time where else have you pooped in your lifetime? Answer yes or no.
Airport- Yes
Airplane- No
Significant others place- I'm married so obviously I poop at home. Before we were married I got comfortable pooping at her house.
Friends place (during a visit not a stay)- Yes.
Families place (during a visit not a stay). Yes
Restaurant- Yes
School/uni- Yes! I gotten over my fear pooping in public bathrooms while I'm in college. When I go to universities to sit in public lectures/screenings I make sure to poop in their public bathrooms during my visit which it generally synced up my evening poop.
Outdoors- No
Porta potty (f.e. festival)- Yes, more recently last week in a parking lot Porta potty.
Bar- yes, once or twice. One of the memorable pooping in a bar roughly ten years ago made me fully comfortable to poop with my pants & underwear down around my ankles while I sitting on the toilet. Been doing that ever since everywhere I poop while I'm at home or public bathroom
Club/disco- No
Museum- Yes! Had one of my biggest yet satisfied pooping experience few days ago. Will make a future post regarding the experience.
Doctor's waiting room- Yes
Hospital (during a visit not a stay) - Yes
I love & gotten comfortable to poop in public bathrooms.BrentC
Anon Pooper's Survey
My reply to Anon Pooper's Survey:
1. When you poop, how long does it usually take?
15-30 minutes
2. Have you ever been in pain because a turd was too wide?
Yes. My stools are large and hard. I also suffer from internal hemorrhoids. Not a good combination.
3. If you get constipated, how often and what's your constipation like? Is it going days without pooping or is it just having trouble pushing it out or a mix of both?
I suffer from chronic constipation. I go days without pooping and am unable to push it out even with straining hard. The longest I have gone without pooping is 10 days. A week is pretty routine for me. I almost always need laxatives or a bisacodyl suppository to get my poop out.
4. If you get diarrhea, how often? Does it come in the form of loose stools or liquid?
I never get diarrhea except from taking a laxative. The laxatives I take cause both loose and liquid stools.
5. If you've pooped in public while constipated have you ever grunted so loud someone heard you and made comments or asked if you're ok?
I have grunted in public restrooms a lot. One time, I had a college roommate ask me if I was OK.
6. Do you like or dislike pooping and why?
I generally don't like the thought of pooping. However, obtaining relief after a week of constipation does feel good.
7. Do you always pee when you poop? If so do you pee or poop first?
I always pee when I poop. Typically the poop comes first followed by the pee.
8. Do you use toilet paper or baby wipes?
Both.
9. How long have you gone without pooping?
Ten days on numerous occasions starting when I was a kid.
10. How long have you gone without peeing?
Maybe 6 hours?
11. Have you had any accidents as an adult?
Yes, when laxatives have kicked in and I could not get to a toilet fast enough.
12. Have you ever had to have someone else manually remove your poop because of constipation?
Yes. A couple of times in the ER/urgent care setting. Not fun at all.Tristen
I'm afraid to wipe my ass as a grown man
Every time I take a massive shit which is all the time I find myself dreading wiping my bum. It gives me panic attacks. This is why I don't wipe my ass after shitting most days. It takes an extreme amount of courage to. It's becoming a problem because people around me are starting to avoid me and I'm getting skid marks on my briefs and they stain. Help!
STEPHEN P
MY FIRST NUMBER TOO ON A TRAIN
The first time I had a NUMBER TOO on a train was during a school outing to Southampton ,visiting BEAULIEA MOTOR MUSEUM, SOUTHAMPTON DOCKS ,train journey back to BRISTOL.
We left our school by coach at 8 am and travelled to BEAULIEA MOTOR
MUSEUM a 3 hr journey . After a three hour stay including lunch we went by coach to SOUTHAMPTON FOR A HARBOUR CRUISE.Then boarded coach to travel to SOUTHAMPTON CENTRAL , upon arrival we all used the toilets before getting on train the teacher counted the party of thirty three.
The carriages were open plan design ,their was much clowning about and also consumed the remains of the food we had with us.
One hour later the train stopped at WARMINSTER at least another two hours before we would be home, I needed to have a wee as I could not wait that long ,so made my way forward towards the toilet, as I was passing a teacher (SAMMY ROWLANDS)he asked where I was going and told me to sit down , I told him I had to wee and could not wait any longer
somebody came out of the toilet ,he let me pass. As I crossed the threshold I felt I need more than a wee.I closed the door and locked as the train stopped one mile before BATH STATION hung up my blazer then stood in front of the yellow toilet fitted with a polished IROKA seat and a matching pedestal basin , placed my duffle bag on floor undid my charcoal coloured trousers slid down my 28 inch waist MARKS AND SPENCERS aertex pants ,sat on pan my back was facing direction of travel my hands gripped the seat as train moved my feet just touching the floor, had a wee a powerfull flow and dropped a few logs . there
was a lot of banging and voices HURRY UP the train stopped at the station I got off the toilet and looked into pan three logs were in the bottom needed to go some more got back onto toilet gripped seat ,and pushed hard logs kept coming giving me much pleasure and relief as the train pulled away . Had another wee a steady flow then pushed and dropped more logs sat still until train stopped at KEYNSHAM station
got off toilet and wiped with DELSEY toilet roll I took from my bag
A PILE OF 15 LOGS assorted sizes some above the water lay in the pan
the banging on the door started again ,pulled up my pants and fastened my trousers put on blazer , the train pulled away flushed four times ,washed my hands ,opened door went back to my seat until the train arrived at TEMPLE MEADS .
The teachers counted us coming off train many went into the toilets on the platform the remainder of us went down the subway .some pupils went into the toilets , when all 33 were assembled we made way to exit where we were collected by parents .
Sam
One of the most satisfied & relaxing poop I had in public re
Hey everyone!
I wanted to share my recent pooping story. To reintroduce myself, I'm 35 years old black guy that is tall but skinny. I love to poop in public restrooms that I try to make every opportunity to poop while the urge ces up while I'm outside my house. Used to be embarrassed to poop in public but got over that fear 15 years ago while I was attending college.
As I'm typing this post I'm actually pooping at home. I pulled down my Grey pj's & underwear down around my ankles while I sit on the toilet to pee & poop. I guess this is a live post.
Now here is the story from few days ago:
It was a nice day outside and wanted to get fresh air. I decided to visit an art museum early that afternoon. I ate Apple and Cinnamon Oatmeal with peanut butter the day before. I skipped breakfast & my morning poop which I did on purpose since I wanted my first poop in public restroom.
Little after I left my house, I felt the urge to poop building up. I rode the bus to the train station in Downtown Brooklyn that I can take a short train ride to the art museum which is more likely I take my poop while visiting the museum. I arrived at the museum early that afternoon like after noon. The museum just opened up for the day and wanted to check out the exhibit in the museum before I poop. After 5-10 minutes the urge grew to the point it was time to poop.
I entered the restroom which happened to be all-gender (unisex) restroom. It was empty and had two stalls. I inspected both stalls and they both clean and decided to poop in the first stall which was closest from the door & sink. The first stall was wide compared to the second stall. I closed the stall door. Took off my blue color zip Hoodia on the hook. I wanted to get comfortable since I know this may take awhile to poop and was in no rush to go.
Then I made myself comfortable & relax. I slowly loosened my belt, unbuttoned and unzipped my US Polo Dark blue jeans and pulled them down around my ankles above my grey Nike Sneakers, followed by my Character printed Pac Man underwear around my ankles. Sometimes I like to wear Character printed underwear. I sat down on the toilet and adjusting my pants and underwear down further that my belt buckle touches the floor. I got adjusted on the toilet. Few minutes went by a guy went to the next stall to pee and left the restroom. Shortly after he left, I started to pee. The urge to poop was growing that I felt it in my gut that I decided to stay as long it took. I was relaxed. I started to fart and the poop started to get out of my butt. Beside letting out few plops of poop. It took me 15-20 minutes to poop. Most of the time I was in the stall I was the only person in the restroom.
Around 20 minutes has pass about 12:50pm on a Sunday afternoon i was in the public restroom in art museum with my blue jeans & pac man underwear resting around my ankles I took one of the relaxing, biggest poop I had in a while especially in public restroom. I released a series of poops that was splashing in the bowl that I let out non stop poop for 15-20 seconds and farted few times. It definitely smell but felt relaxed a d better. I sat in the toilet for five more minutes to play it safe. Once the urge went away, I stood up and inspected what came out. Lots of small & medium sized poops that some shape like the apples from the Oatmeal. My blue jeans & my pac man underwear was still down around my ankles that I grab some toilet paper to wipe my butt. Took a minute to wipe, I wave my hand above the toilet to flush the toilet. After the toilet was flushed, I slowly pulled my pac man underwear, my US Polo Dark blue jeans, zipped up my jeans, buttoned my jeans and adjust my belt. I took my blue colored Hoodie off the hook from the stall door and opened up the stall door and left the stall. I went towards the sink to wash my hands and another person entered the bathroom to per. By the time I finished up washing my hands they left the second stall and went to the sink and I left the bathroom.
I finished up exploring the art museum and just had one of the biggest but relaxing poop I had in a public restroom.
More stories I will share in the future. Happy Pooping!
Question:
Besides your own house, share what's your most memorable or relaxing poop in a public restroomKristi
To Tina
Tina,
It's been at least a week since we last heard from you. When you last posted, you said that you hadn't pooped for 15 days.
Please let us know how you're doing.
Have you gone poop since then? A lot of us are very concerned.
With love,
Kristi
Sam
Took a long, smelly but relaxing poop earlier tonight
Hey everyone! Here is my most recent poop log from my most recent poop. Story will follow below.
Tell everyone about your poop today:
a) Where: Cooper Union
b) Date/Time: Earlier tonight (Thursday Oct 20th) started my poop at 8:22pm
c) What you read if anything: Nothing really, just checking train schedule on my phone
d) How long you took: 52 minutes
e) Were you shameful: Not at all
f) Did it smell: Definitely did, I stink up the bathroom
g) Did you enjoy it? Absolutely did!
h) How far you pull down your pants and underwear when you poop today? I had my Black Dickies Pants & my Red color character printed Ren & Stimpy boxer briefs down around my ankles
i) Any other interesting comments/share your bathroom story?
I had another great and relaxing poop earlier tonight. I visited Cooper Union to sit in a free lecture. I arrived early that I felt the urge to pee and poop. I went to the restroom before the lecture started. The public restroom was all gender (unisex). The restroom was empty that it has three stalls. I took the middle stall which is my favorite stall to poop in public restrooms since I don't mind pee & poop next to someone. I closed the stall door that I loosen my belt, unbuttoned my black Dickies pants & unzipped then I pulled down my pants around my ankles letting them rest above my Grey Nike Sneakers then dropped my Red colored Ren & Stimpy character printed boxer briefs around my ankles. I sat in the toilet trying to poop that had little success but peed. I stayed in the stall for 20 minutes. I left the bathroom and took my seat at the lecture.
During the lecture the urge to poop grew and decided to hold it a little while longer that I didn't want to miss the majority of the lecture. The urge grew large enough that I knew for certain that I had to poop. I excused myself and went back to the restroom. Went to the same restroom two hours earlier for my first attempt to poop and all the stalls was available which was a great thing that I wanted to beat the crowd and didn't had to wait to get to a stall. One guy just finished washing his hands and left the restroom. I had the restroom to myself. I entered the middle stall and closed the stall door. I took off my Hoodie and jacket and put it on the hook.
I wanted to make sure I fully poop and took as much time I needed since I wasn't in a rush following the lecture. I then loosen my belt, unbuttoned and unzipped my pants and pulled my pants & underwear around my ankles and sat on the toilet. Immediately I started to let out some small poops that I just let it out naturally, meaning to let it out slowly and not straining or pushing out my poop from my butt. This continued for the first 15-20 minutes. During the time few ladies came to the restroom to pee, one guy pooped. During this time while I release my poop slowly & naturally the poop smelled and was stinking up the bathroom. Around the 30 minute mark I let out some smelly & loud facts and started to push out some more poop.
At this point I was in the restroom for over 40 minutes and can hear that the lecture was finished up that more people will enter the restroom. Majority of the time spent I was in the stall I was by myself. I started to check the train schedule on my phone while pooping that I started to push out some more poop. I wanted to feel totally empty when I leave the restroom. More people started to enter the restroom both ladies & men. They only needed to pee and didn't took long in their stalls. After 50 minutes pooping I felt I was done. I was totally relaxed and relieved. I took some toilet paper as I stayed sitting on the toilet to wipe my butt. Spent two minutes to wipe my butt. I flush the toilet and got up and pulled my underwear & pants up. Zipped up & button up my pants and adjust my belt. Took my jacket & hoodie off the hook of the stall and left the stall. There was roughly five or six ladies on line waiting to get to an available stall. The all gender restroom only had three stalls. I washed my hands and put on my jacket & hoodie and left the restroom.
I had a relaxing, comfortable yet smelly poop experience. Sometimes I just release my poop naturally that I don't really push. Took me 52 minutes tonight that I let it drop slowly but it stunk up the restroom.
Until my next poop, Happy Pooping!Emma two
Pood in the disabled toilet
I was in a meeting at work this morning and I was busting for a poo for the whole two hours it took for the meeting to come to an end. I quickly made my way to the toilets with my bottom clenched and when I I got to the door I found the toilets were closed due to a flood. I was getting desperate for a poo as well as a wee by now and I decided to go in the disabled toilet. There was a queue of four people waiting to use it and I just my luck someone was having a poo in there. We waited ten minutes for the girl to come out and she apologised for the wait. Next in line was a guy from admin and luckily he just had a wee so he was out quickly. The next guy also had a wee and number three in line was a girl from accountants and she just had a wee so the wait wasn't long either. Fourth in line was a young girl from my office and she has really bad diarrhoea. She took ages and hearing all the sound effects of her doing her business made me feel even more desperate than ever. She eventually came out after twenty five minutes and I was close to pooing and wetting my knickers. I rushed in and sat down on the warm seat not caring about the smell of her poo and relaxed my bottom. I peed full force while I pood my guts out and boy did it feel so good. When I finished the relief of it was almost like an orgasm and I wiped my bottom and pulled my clothes up before flushing the toilet and I was surprised when it all cleared away. I washed my hands and exited to find another six people waiting for the toilet and I felt embarrassed but it was worth it for the relief.
Rosalynne
One of my worst mornings
This happened a few years ago during my first week of high school. As I've written about before, my family has three generations living under one roof. Only one toilet. During my first week of high school mom got me a parent-pay bus route ticket. Getting to and from school wasn't supposed to be a problem. But the bus company was short of drivers and my route didn't run.
So the next day mom decided to drive me to school. She demanded that I get up earlier, but I couldn't get on the stool because grandpa was in there and it takes time for him to get the works going. So my morning pee was burning between my legs. I probably didn't help the situation by having an extra 1/2 cup of coffee. But I have trouble waking up alert. An example is in middle school where we had a bus, it actually came but I had to 2-day BM that I was holding. I was one of the first off the bus, but lost time going through the security check, and then I hurried to the nearest bathroom. I ran into the bathroom. I couldn't believe that like 12 toilets were occupied, but on the far end I didn't see any legs. I hurried down there. Threw my bag against the wall, yanked my undies down, hiked up the back of my dress and I dropped into the toilet. The seat was up and my back butt hit the water. I bruised my thigh and knocked up my elbow on the toilet paper holder. My log-like crap came out instantly, although my wet rear got all smeared up. I texted my mom and asked her to call me in tardy.
That evening mom had a talk with me about what happened. She's so logical I can't believe it. She was raised to always wipe the seat before sitting on it, or covering it with toilet paper before sitting down. A logical solution, I know, but I'm not that disciplined, I guess.
The following week we has another no-show bus situation. So mom reluctantly drove me to school. My bladder was about to burst but we ran into another problem. In order to get into the only entrance to the school you have to go through a large industrial park. Then you bounce over like 12 or 15 train tracks. Having to wait for the long trains isn't always a problem, but sometimes the train stops so cars can be taken off it or loaded cars added to it. It so sucks to have the trestle gate come down and you sit for 10 or 15 minutes. My pee was about to burst open, but both mom and I looked through the junk in our car for a bottle or anything else I could pee into. Nothing!
Finally, the train moved. Again I was lucky in getting through security and I did a fast run (and was warned by a teacher!) into the bathroom. There were two toilets open right in the middle of the row. I took one, the seat was down (yeh!). I was on it in an instance. My very yellow urine poured into the water heavily, probably equal to any time I can remember. If there had been a bottle earlier in that car, I would have filled it easily and probably more. I checked my phone and a text came in from mom. She gave up on getting out of the crowded parking lot and the several blocks of cars stopped by the train. She was afraid her crap wouldn't stay put until she got to her office downtown.
I directed mom into the bathroom and told her approximately where my toilet was located. Then I saw through the crack in the stall door that she was taking a seat just left of mine. The bottom of her pant suit hit the floor and I heard her drop onto the seat. It was impressive. Immediately there was an explosion of gas, her black shoes took a wider stance, and I could hear her sigh three or four times as pieces came out of her. Then I got a text from her asking if I had toilet paper. I said "Of course." Rarely does she swear, but she did this time so I knew she was frustrated with not having checked first. I passed her a bunch I had pulled under the cubicle and thought about how strange it was that she was in a desperate situation when she consistently preached wiping off or covering the seat before seating yourself. Her crap was obviously large and soft and she told me she had a mess on her hands. I stayed seated for another 5 minutes or so until she had cleaned herself and then I joined her at the sinks. Several of the girls thought she was a teacher or substitute, but she didn't go running off trying to beat the 1st hour tardy bell.
I've always known that mom was a big crapper. This just reinforced that. Then she hurried fast to get back into her car and navigate the traffic jam on her way downtown.
debbie
Post Title (optional)couldn't wipe through my split crotch
I went to a wedding and wanting to look trim, I wore nice dress but couldn't fit into it without wearing an all in one shaper with a split crotch. I wore it over my pantyhose which I realized would be problematic if I had to pee or poop, because I wear pantyhose under the shaper because the shaper holds my pantyhose in place. So I cut a hole in the pantyhose in the crotch. Otherwise I would have to get undressed in order to relieve myself. But it the morning I got my period, so I had to wear some underwear under the pantyhose because modern pads need something to stick to and don't stick well to pantyhose.
Well sure enough in the middle of the reception, I had to poo and, having IBS, I knew there was no way to put it off. So I went in the stall, lifted my dress, spread the split crotch, pulled my panties to one side, and pooped through the opening in the pantyhose. In this arrangement, I couldn't spread my buttcheeks wide enough, so a messy poo stuck to the sides of my butt. When I stood up to wipe, a one inch piece of poo landed on the floor, very embarrassing, to which I quickly wiped it up with some toilet paper.
Then I realized my real problem. There was no way I could wipe my butt without getting some on my underclothing because I would have needed three hands. Luckily I was wearing a very large maxipad which covered my butt. I wondered if people would smell me. I went back to the table and there was second problem. I was wearing such a short minidress that if any poop had gotten on the outside of my underwear it was stain the chair. So I put a napkin down to sit on. After a while, I was enjoying the party and no worse for wear.
LC
Survey Replies
@ Anon - Survey
1.When you poop, how long does it usually take?
One minute or less to actually poop.
2. Have you ever been in pain because a turd was too wide?
No, thankfully.
3. If you get constipated, how often and what's your constipation like? Is it going days without pooping or is it just having trouble pushing it out or a mix of both?
My regular rhythm is one to three days, but I wouldn't classify that as constipation. Things pass easily. The last time I was constipated was about 18 months ago and I couldn't go for five days, or two extra days beyond the amount of time I usually go.
4. If you get diarrhea, how often? Does it come in the form of loose stools or liquid?
This happens maybe once every two weeks and it's loose stools. I rarely get liquid or explosive diarrhea.
5. If you've pooped in public while constipated have you ever grunted so loud someone heard you and made comments or asked if you're ok?
Nope.
6. Do you like or dislike pooping and why?
I like it for all the normal reasons why people like it, the relief, relaxation, private time, etc.
7. Do you always pee when you poop? If so do you pee or poop first?
I usually poop first.
8. Do you use toilet paper or baby wipes?
Both.
9. How long have you gone without pooping?
Five days.
10. How long have you gone without peeing?
12 hours?
11. Have you had any accidents as an adult?
Not full blown accidents, but near accidents that required extra cleanup. The most recent happened to me at work last week, if you want the story.
12. Have you ever had to have someone else manually remove your poop because of constipation?
Never.
@ Chase - Survey
1 have you ever had to use the bathroom but you were in the middle of a fun activity and didn't want to interrupt it?
Yes, all of the time, but I also don't want a breach so I usually take the signals seriously.
2 have you ever had a piece of poop get stuck in your bottom and if so how long did it take for you to push it all out? Did you feel a lot of relief after?
This happened when I was constipated for five days. It took about three to five minutes to release that movement because it was dry and uncomfortable to push quickly. Normally, I can release everything in under a minute.
3 have you ever used a doorless stall and what was it like for you? Were you embarrassed? When I used it I wasn't that embarrassed because I was so young.
Yes, I hated doorless stalls when I was young and was embarrassed to use them, and would try to hold it in until I found another bathroom, even if it meant risking an accident. I stopped caring as I got older.
4 did you have a lot of curiosity as a child too the way I did? Was the curiosity toward the same or opposite gender?
Yes, lots of curiosity and curious about everyone.
5 when you fart when you have to poop does it smell different from when you fart without having to poop?
I am the same as you in that my pre-poop farts often smell worse than regular farts.
6 has anyone had an experience like mine in general?
I've never had an experience like yours, but I have pooped right in front of people before in the same bathroom, with my wife, or friends at a bar.
7 how long was your longest bathroom visit?
Sometimes my bathroom visits can be 15-45 minutes depending on how long it takes to wipe and unclog the toilet.
8 have you ever been watched on the toilet by a stranger and for how long, how did you feel and did you make them stop and if so how did you do it?
I used to be embarrassed to poop in public and almost never did until I was 13 or 14 years old. At that time, a bunch of other boys in my class began to brag about "blowing up the toilet" and then I began to realize it was okay to use the public toilet. However, I also learned that my poops tend to be bigger than many and often smell worse. As a result, I've had people walk by my stall many times and kind of peak to through the crack to get a look at me, presumably to see who is making such a stink. I've also had people look at my stall after I was done.Emma two
Pood in the disabled toilet
I was in a meeting at work this morning and I was busting for a poo for the whole two hours it took for the meeting to come to an end. I quickly made my way to the toilets with my bottom clenched and when I I got to the door I found the toilets were closed due to a flood. I was getting desperate for a poo as well as a wee by now and I decided to go in the disabled toilet. There was a queue of four people waiting to use it and I just my luck someone was having a poo in there. We waited ten minutes for the girl to come out and she apologised for the wait. Next in line was a guy from admin and luckily he just had a wee so he was out quickly. The next guy also had a wee and number three in line was a girl from accountants and she just had a wee so the wait wasn't long either. Fourth in line was a young girl from my office and she has really bad diarrhoea. She took ages and hearing all the sound effects of her doing her business made me feel even more desperate than ever. She eventually came out after twenty five minutes and I was close to pooing and wetting my knickers. I rushed in and sat down on the warm seat not caring about the smell of her poo and relaxed my bottom. I peed full force while I pood my guts out and boy did it feel so good. When I finished the relief of it was almost like an orgasm and I wiped my bottom and pulled my clothes up before flushing the toilet and I was surprised when it all cleared away. I washed my hands and exited to find another six people waiting for the toilet and I felt embarrassed but it was worth it for the relief.
@ Sarah - Restaurant poop survey
1. have you been in the same bathroom as a waitress/waiter or restaurant employee while they used the bathroom?
Not that I can remember specifically, but I do recall seeing employees in the bathroom from time to time.
2. did they go number 1 or 2? what was it like?
I don't have a specific memory to relate, sorry!
2.have you gone in the bathroom after a restaurant employee had used it?
I do have some vague memories of this as well, but nothing memorable.
3.have you seen a waitress/waiter clog a toilet?
No
5. have you had to use an employee bathroom?
Yes, several times. Once I was at a shoe story as a teen and needed to pee so badly. The manager agreed to let me use their bathroom and it turned out one of the sales people was back there taking a dump. They finished after about five minutes but surprisingly it didn't smell at all. I think they were likely just wasting time or constipated and couldn't go
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6. have you heard waitresses/waiters talk about needing the bathroom?
Nope.
Tracy's Question:
Does anybody else have a friend whose family is totally comfortable going to the bathroom with the door open or when someone else is there? Are there any bathroom habits that you find odd or strange?
I have not come across this before, but my wife and I are opened with each other, and as a parent, it's normal to help your younger children with the bathroom.
Kristi's Survey:
1. Are you a guy or a girl?
Guy
2. What kind of relationship are you in (married, dating, friends with benefits, engaged, etc.)?
Married
3. Can you pee in front of your significant other? Meaning that your partner is in the room as you pee?
Yes.
4. If so, how long were you in a relationship before you could pee in front of your partner?
We were open during dating.
4. If you CAN'T pee in front of your partner, why not? (No judgment here. Just part of the survey.)
NA
6. Can you poop in front of your partner? Can he or she be in the room with you? If not, can you leave the door open?
Yes. We poop in front of each other, but her more than me since I go very early in the morning before anyone else is awake. I get up to go run or train and it's a normal part of my routine to use the bathroom.
7. How long were you in a relationship before you could poop in front of your partner, or at least in the same space?
Maybe three or four months into dating. The first time it happened I was in the shower and she badly needed to use the bathroom, and just rushed in to use it. I had told her before that I make no judgments about bathroom needs and it doesn't bother me or gross me out, so she knew I would be okay with her using it. She peed and pooped that time.
I can't remember the first time I went in front of her, but I do recall that she said that I needed to go in front of her shortly after the story above so that things would be equal. I also recall an incident around the same time where she came in after I had just flushed and she saw some of my poop left in the toilet. She said it looked big and I was too embarrassed to tell her that I had already flushed once. In retrospect, this is an interesting comment from her because i've seen her poops enough times now that she can produce very large movements as well, and my half poop wasn't all that big compared to some of hers.
8. If you can't, what's the reason?
NA
9. What does your partner do in terms of going to the bathroom in front of you? Pee? Poop?
Both.
10. If you don't currently use the bathroom in front of your partner, or if you're partner doesn't go I'm front of you, is that something you wish you could change?
NA
11. Do you tell your partner if you have to pee or poop?
Yes, we're very open. We also have kids so it is important to let the other one know if we need to step away to use the bathroom.
12. Somewhat-unrelated question: If you had to go (pee, poop, or both) really badly, and the only option was in a restroom for the opposite sex, would you do it?
Interesting question. I don't think I would do it if there were occupants of the opposite sex in the bathroom. It's not really about my own embarrassment but the fact that the bathroom is designated for them and they have certain expectations about that. I don't want to violate that for any reason. However, I would consider it if it were empty or single occupancy, and it would have to be a serious emergency for me.
@Brandon - Survey Replies
1) before work/school - Mostly at this time around 5-6am
2) during work/school - maybe once or twice every couple weeks at work
3) after work/school - rarely
Airport: Yes
Airplane: No
Significant others place: Yes (we are married now)
Friends place (during a visit not a stay): Yes
Families place (during a visit not a stay): Yes
Restaurant: Yes, many times.
School/uni: Yes, many times.
Outdoors: Yes, but rarely.
Porta potty (f.e. festival): Yes
Bar: Yes, many times. Alcohol seems to act as a laxative for me.
Club/disco: Yes.
Museum: No
Doctor's waiting room: Yes, once or twice.
Hospital (during a visit not a stay): No
LC
Friday, October 21, 2022