Megan S
Replies and quick update
Happy new year all! Firstly some replies
JW: I haven't tried suppositories I would prefer to do this myself. I only seem to get an urge every 4 or 5 days so even if I try every day nothing will come but some small pebbles. When it comes round to it its so big and hard it hurts.
Gio: Yeah it sucks. I haven't tried squatting only going up on my toes or putting something under my feet on the toilet not like real squatting over paper I would probably freak out doing that. Going up on toes etc helps somewhat but not that much.
Kenna: I loved your story about the Christmas poo with Josh. Sounds awful for him, I can relate. Its awful when your poo slides back in when you stop pushing it happened to me in my latest story. Great that you help him so much!
Now a quick update, so yeah I have been constipated over Christmas and struggling to poo. But like Gio says you need to keep going despite it being hard work and painful I would prefer not to do this and I get scared but it would only get worse. Yesterday I went for my first poo since Boxing day. I hadn't the urge but only managed some pebbles up until then but when that urge hit. I ran into the loo and pulled my leggings down and kicked off my pants. I sat just breathing gently and began to push. The tip came out easily at first but then got harder and harder until it was so thick and knobbly I moaned in pain. It stretched me wide as the knobbly bits came passing through bit by bit. I was crying it hurt so very bad. I pushed and pushed, I stopped pushing to rest and take a look under neath but then I saw this massive knobbly poo slide back in the moment I stopped the pressure. DAM! I hate when that happens. All that effort for nothing! Anyone know why it happens? Why does the poo slide back in when you stop bearing down? As you would think it would want to come out really. Anyway to stop it?
After an ordeal of 20 minutes of panting and pushing and losing progress as it slid back in. I got to work and finished this beast. Finally it dropped into the toilet with a huge splash that drenched my bum and sounded like the heaviest thing in the world. I took a few minutes to recover and wiped my very sore bum. My hole was bleeding pretty bad as it had split me open.
Bye for now Megan SMina Maho Kazumi Hisae
first motion of new year
Happy New Year to Everyone! 2022 was very sad year. But one good thing is that toiletstool site people still love other toiletstool site people. We are wonderful community!!
This year we all decide to stay together in our double flat. Because corona is very raging in Japan now.
New Year's morning, we got up late. Then we had relax breakfast of New Year food, there are many lucky foods in Japan, they come in big box. So our first New Year meal was brunch. Very large brunch because we were hungry terribly.
And then we looked each other. "We go to green flat." All four of us thinking same thing.
Before loo we prepared futon in tatami room. Because we sure that we would need.
Then we went to loo. This time Mina doesn't give details of all motions because you bore. We want to tell you different thing.
Off course we were usual system. One girl on loo, one beside her, two at door. The woman on the loo sit quietly, but her face become bit red sometimes, and after that we hear o-nara (it means fart) or plop sound. Then she sigh. After about five plops she stand up, three crushes look in loo and see about five large turds, then we admire bottom which produce those beautiful turds, then girl beside loo flush, and motion girl sit down again.
For little while we talk. Our conversation subject was Avery and Victoria and Kristi and Tina and Catherine and Annie and and and... but then there is silent message from motion girl, so we silent. Her face change to red and then fart noise or plop or both. and again and again.
In part of world there is war, but in our green loo, there is peace. We look at motion girl with so much love in our heart. And she continue to do. Red face, fart, sigh, red face, plops, sigh, warm eyes. And again and again.
When motion girl stand up second time, again about five or six large beautiful turds, but also many little ones. Then she washed her beautiful bottom and three crushes dried.
After Hisae was on loo more than 10 minutes, Kazumi sat down and repeat process. About 10 large turds and lots little ones. Also more than 10 minutes. Then Mina. About same time, about same number of turds. Then Maho. Again same, but typical Maho, her turds heavier.
How warm and happy we feel to see our crush do so much motion on New Year's Day with so relax style. So sweet red face (it is not very red, only a little). So sweet sound of fart and plop. So sweet relax style. So sweet aroma. So sweet movement of whole beautiful body. Total number of turds was xxx. Total time was little more than one hour. It was so sweet one hour. Then we went to tatami room to express feelings. We don't give detail here.
Now it is 3 January and we have done two more group motions, yesterday and today, but New Year's one was best (but other two also warm and love feeling). We don't know how to express warm feeling after watch crush do and do and do, plop plop plop plop, with relax.... How happy women we are!
So we hope that all toiletstool friends also had beautiful relax time on loo, not only New Year's Day but every day. We hope that when you are on loo you can forget all bad things and enjoy pure pleasure of sitting on loo and doing wonderful things which very necessary.
And we hope everyone will have a happy year, not only on loo but everywhere. We love you.
Online huge and kisses to everyone.
Hisae Kazumi Maho Mina
Annie
Mushy/watery shit after breakfast
Hi everyone. Started the day out by drinking a jar of warm water before and with breakfast. Had a fairly big breakfast too with a cheese sandwich, apple slices, avocado and a jar of warm water. Drank a travel mug full of black coffee and another jar of warm water after. Soon I felt the urge to poop so went to the washroom downstairs, closed the door, went to the toilet, pulled down my dark blueish-black sweatpants and black underwear and sat. Relaxed and mushy and watery poop poured into the toilet. Was done within about 20 seconds. Reached over for some toilet paper, wiped well, tossed the messy paper into the toilet and flushed. Stood up, pulled up my pants and underwear and washed my hands and that was that. Afterwards made another (my 3rd) jar of warm water and went downstairs to do my exercises and stretches.
Happy pooping!
Annie
New Year's Celebration
So last week I celebrated New Year by going to the club with my friend Leonie. We treated ourselves to a big sushi dinner first and had some pre-game drinks at her place. We then dressed up and went to an upscale club downtown. It was a great party and we had loads of fun. And of course, we had our fair share of Champagne. At some point, I went to the bathroom on my own because I all these drinks had to come out. There was a queue for the 4 stalls. The lady in front of me started chatting with me. It turns out she was called Patrizia and was out clubbing with her friends. She was about 5'8 and had brown wavy hair. Overall, I am straight but I would say that she was very attractive. She was also quite tipsy and almost tripped while we were chatting! Finally, a stall opened up and it was her turn. Because her coordination was so bad I offered to come with her, which she gladly accepted. She lowered her panties and pulled up her skirt. I helped her sit down on the seat. Her pee stream started at once. It was strong and very loud. She must have been bursting. I asked her what she drank. She answered that she had many cups of Champagne and some Moscow Mules. As her pee stream was dying off, she suddenly farted and a log started crackling out of her bum! I must have looked quite shocked because she started apologizing. I said that it was no big deal and she said that she didn't realize that she had to go number two as well! She expelled many pieces of smelly poop that kept plopping into the water! I was surprised by how much she was going. The smell was pretty strong in our stall. I gave her some TP and she wiped first her front, then her back. She needed a good amount of paper and wiped at least five times before being satisfied. With my help, she stood up and fixed her clothes.
Patrizia was about to exit the stall without flushing when I told her to wait! I reminded her that I came to the bathroom because I had to pee as well. She laughed and apologized again. I activated the flush and most of the TP and her waste went down. Since I was getting desperate, I sat down anyway and peed right away. It was a true gusher! Since the stream was so strong, I was done fast. I wiped and flushed again. The bowl was freed from TP for the next lady but some skidmarks still remained. Her and I washed our hands and returned to the dance floor.
Later Leonie was too tired to stay so she left. I joined Patrizia to dance some more! We had a very good time and enjoyed ourselves. Then suddenly, she kissed me! That was quite unexpected for me. I was quite tipsy so it was alright. I am straight but let's say that later we had a very good start in the new year!
I hope you all also had a great celebration. Happy New Year!
xxxxxAvery
First school poop
I want to share the story of the first time I pooped at school. I wasn't always able to go in public, especially at school. It was a series of events that changed that, particularly this one. I'll post some of the other ones later. I was 6 years old; I hated using school bathrooms, and never pooped in them. If I absolutely needed to pee, like my bladder was filled to the brim, then I'd use the school bathrooms (this happened about once or twice a week). But pooping? Out of the question. The idea of sitting in the stall of a crowded, dirty restroom for ages while my body emptied itself in a loud, stinky way was terrifying! I had a friend who was different though: Jackie. Jackie was quite open and would relieve herself on any toilet. We'd be in class together, playing a game, then she'd excuse herself for a few minutes before coming back and saying something like "I just pooped so big!" We're still friends, so I'll post more stories about her later. Anyway, she knew about my hatred/fear of school toilets. Occasionally, we'd go to the bathroom at the same time and take the same stall so we could keep talking (since there was one big handicap stall). The first few times we did this we just peed, but one day, Jackie took her seat and with a loud fart said "I'm about to poop, wanna watch?" So I did! I was amazed as I saw the water turn yellow from her pee, then with some crackling, a 1 inch wide 9 inch long turd slid into the bowl below. "You pooped," I shockedly said to Jackie as she started wiping. "I know, I feel great now!" she said. I was somewhat motivated by this to try pooping at school, and asked Jackie "why do you poop at school?" She said she poops twice a day, and especially after eating a meal, it can be hard to hold.
Fast forward a few weeks. I was in class, playing with Jackie, when I felt a poop wanting to be let out. I tried to hold it, but it really wanted to be pushed out. Lunch came, and the more I ate the worse my need to unload was. I fidgeted a bit and Jackie asked "Avery are you ok?" I responded with "Jackie I really need to poop but I'm to scared to go to the bathroom." Jackie said "I need to poop as well, do you want to go together?" After some thought and close calls over 5 minutes, I said sure. Jackie asked the teacher if we could use the restrooms, and off we went. On the way, Jackie said "I really need to go, it's gonna be so big!" I said "Hopefully mine's not too bad."
We entered our normal stall, and I asked Jackie to go first. She pulled down her shorts and underwear and started peeing. With her bladder empty, she began working on her poop. She scrunched up her face and began straining. There were some farts before crackling began and after lots of straining a smelly 1.5 inch thick 11 inch long poop was in the bowl. "That felt so good but whoa what did I eat!?" She wiped, then flushed her waste away. She pulled up her pants and said "ok Avery, make us proud, go poop!" I pulled down my shorts and underwear and sat on the toilet. I asked Jackie for advice: "get it all out, don't care about the noise or smell, and embrace the relief!" I started peeing. My pee went on for 15 secs before it trickled off. I knew what was next. "Come on Avery! Go poop!"
With Jackie's encouragement, I pushed and my poop started coming. I grunted as my small butt hole pushed out a nice big turd. "Are you pooping!?" asked Jackie. I smiled as my turd plopped into the bowl. "Yup!" I said as I wiped.
Jackie was so happy I had pooped. We admired my work before we flushed. I had made a 12 inch long 1.5 inch wide turd. "What a relief to get that out!" I said. "Agreed," said Jackie. We went back to class feeling quite light thanks to the giant (for our then-age) poops we made.
Jackie helped me get over my fear of public toilets. Now, I poop at school nearly all the time. It turns out skid marks in panties are worse than a few plops, and it's such a great relief!
For any of you who are scared of pooping at school: don't be! Go deposit a turd in your school's toilet like so many other students have! Everyone does it!
For those of you who do poop at school, I'm curious to hear your stories: what was your first poop there like? What was your biggest poop at school like?
Bye for now!
Wednesday, January 04, 2023
Marissa
Thanksgiving Release
My brother Jim and his wife Tamara invited our family for Thanksgiving. So I drove to their place and so did our parents. Jim and Tamara had prepared mountains of delicious food so we lost no time and started the meal! Of course there was turkey, but also mashed potatoes, corn, pumpkin pie, gravy, cranberries sauce, green peas and much more. Everyone had like three servings of everything because it was so good.
After the meal we were feeling somewhat tired so we decided to watch some shows on TV. After a while I was feeling some heaviness in my belly so I knew I would have to pay a visit to the restroom. I stood up and went to the guest restroom near the entrance but the door was locked, so I went back. I tried again a few minutes later but the door was still closed! This is when Jim's wife approached me:
Tamara (in a low voice): Honey, do you have to use the bathroom?
Me: Yes, but it seems that that one is still in use.
Tamara: Yes, I think that Jim is probably having a major shit after all this food!
Me: Oh! Knowing my brother, that might take a while and I'd rather not use the bathroom just after him!
Tamara: Hahaha I wouldn't do so either! You can use our en-suite if you want, I'll show you.
Me: Yes, I think I'll accept your offer.
I followed her to the second floor and she showed me their en-suite.
Me: Thank you.
Tamara: Do you mind if I stay with you? I would like to talk to you in private.
Me: I guess you already saw me using the bathroom anyway, so it's alright. But be warned, it might get somewhat smelly as well!
Tamara: Hahaha
We closed the door and pulled down my pants. I farted loudly as soon as my butt hit the seat! Tamara proceeded to tell me a about a very private health issue she's been dealing with lately, so I won't write about it here. But my shit was crackling out the whole time!
Tamara: Ewww, it's very stinky! It smells like eggs!
Me: I actually had a boiled egg for breakfast. But don't say that you hadn't been warned!
Tamara: If I had the slightest doubt that you're Jim's sister, it would now be gone!
Me: Ikr, it seems that smelly bowels run in our family!
I had a peek between my legs and I saw that I had released a few super long but skinny turds! They all seemed rather mushy.
Tamara: Can I have a look at what caused such a stench?
Me: No, you don't wanna see this, believe me!
I wiped and it took a lot of paper to get clean because it was so soft. I stood up and flushed. It went down but barely! The toilet made loud gurgling noises. The shit left an incredible number of streaks!
Me: Where do you have your toilet brush? This shit really was as messy as it smelled!
Tamara: Oh don't worry about this honey, the cleaning lady is due to come tomorrow.
Me: are you sure?
Tamara: Yes, yes, it is not as if we'd eat from the bowl! But I might have to get a plumber to come over, both of the toilets have somewhat of a weak flush!
Me: Oh, so it's lucky that I didn't shit even more and clog the toilet!
Tamara: Fr fr. Jim got a plunger because it happened to him several times!
Me: Hahaha OMG I didn't want to know that!
I washed my hands, we left the very stinky room and returned to the others. They might not even have noticed that we were gone for a while because everybody was so sleepy. We all went to bed early (we were staying at their place) because we were tired. So I woke up next morning and Jim was making pancakes for breakfast.
Me: Good morning! It smells delicious. But I'm not sure I can eat any of it since I ate so much yesterday!
Jim: Haha! I'm sure you can. Especially since Tamara told me that you got a good clear-out yesterday already!
Me: Haha! Yes she witnessed it but that's on her!
So we had lots of breakfast and I was feeling extremely full again! As I was helping tidying, I couldn't help it but release some gas. I was unlucky Tamara smellt it! She whispered:
Tamara: Don't even try to pretend it wasn't you, I know you're the one cropdusting!
Me: Haha, it's true, but if I don't release some pressure my belly will burst!
Tamara: Do you have to take a crap?
Me: Oh yes, I feel that I will have to use the bathroom soon. The meal from yesterday wants to get out!
Tamara: Please excuse my weird question, but do you think it's gonna be large? I mean like, even larger than yesterday?
Me: I'm pretty sure that yesterday was just a warm-up, I'll have to unload a whole lot soon!
Tamara: I'm asking because I'm somewhat worried about our toilets, you already almost clogged it yesterday. Would you mind if I drove you to the mall?
Me: Hahaha, I don't mind, let's go to Starbucks. I don't wanna risk clogging the toilet!
Tamara: Excellent, let's go in this case. Actually, I will probably go as well, so I don't stink out your parents!
Me: Hahaha, let's get on the way.
We were driving to the mall (there is a Starbucks there) but then the road was closed because of an accident!
Me: Oh no! I'm already really sorry for your toilet, but I fear that we have to turn back! I don't think that I can hold it for much longer.
Tamara: Hahaha, I can drive back and I'll let you explain the damage to your brother!
Me: Hahaha you already blew our secret yesterday so he will be expecting it!
Tamara: I'll get the plunger ready anyway.
As we were driving back I was farting up a storm! Of course, Tamara complained:
Tamara: OMG Marissa you have to stop passing these disgusting farts immediately other I'll die before we make it home!
Me: Hahaha, I'm sorry I cannot help it! I really have to go now. I think I am already turtleheading!
Tamara: Well, if it is like that, then don't mind me!
And then Tamara released an absolutely foul fart! It was obviously a pre-poop fart. Her urge must have gotten stronger too. I was getting desperate so I was fidgeting a little. If we didn't find a restroom rapidly, I'd have a big accident in my panties!
Me: It's getting urgent, seriously. Do you know of any place that has a public restroom nearby?
Tamara: Actually, I really have to go as well! We could try to stop by this gas station, but I fear that they went out of business recently. Shall we have a look anyway?
Me: Yes, and even if it is closed, they might have left the toilets open if we're lucky.
Tamara: Okay, we should be there in less than five minutes.
So we arrived at the gas station but the lights were indeed off and it looked like it was indeed closed. There was no one around but us.
Tamara: Dang, it looks like they went out of business.
Me: Let's hope that they didn't lock the toilet block.
Tamara: I am somewhat pessimistic about that, but I guess we can try. I'll take some tissues because they'd be out of toilet paper in any case.
We parked the car and walked to the toilet block. I pushed on the door but it was locked. Out of desperation, I tried the men's side as well but it was locked as well.
Me: Oh no, they're all locked.
Tamara: Well, that's bad news because I have to say that I'm desperate!
Me: Honestly I don't think that I can hold it any longer so let's see if there's any place were I can squat.
Tamara: I'm really sorry I shouldn't have commented and let you go at home.
Me: Well, we learnt a lesson. Let's see if I can go behind the toilet block.
Tamara: Be careful not to slip, it looks quite muddy back there. We're not wearing the right shoes!
Me: Yes, I thought we were going to the mall, not an outdoor adventure!
There were some thin bushes behind the toilet block, so going between them and the wall seemed like the best option. There were already some tissues there so we were not the first ones in this situation! I pulled down my pants and squatted down, leaning my back against the wall. My hole was gaping and a soft log poked out immediately! It grew longer and started coiling on the ground. After the first log broke off, another one followed immediately! Meanwhile, Tamara also had assumed a squatting position next to me and she started going. She was moaning gently because it must have felt very good to let it all out! She was passing long, super smooth sausages. My logs were getting softer, a bit like soft serve ice cream.
Me: OMG I really needed that. Will it ever stop?
Tamara: Fr fr. I think I'm not done yet either.
Me: Your shit is absolutely huge! You must have been bursting!
Tamara: Yes I overate so much yesterday! I think both of us would have needed the plunger.
Me: You were teasing me, but I think that you would have been a much bigger threat to the toilet bowl than me!
Tamara: Oh shut up! Hahaha!!
I was eager to be done with this shit because I was getting cold. Tamara was already wiping. She needed only two tissues. But I still had to go. I passed one more wave of soft poop and then she gave me the tissues. I needed like four-five of them. Our shits were equally huge. Mine looked like a cowpat with soft logs merging into each other, while Tamara's was a big heap of beautiful, super-smooth sausages. Despite the cold air, our shits reeked because we had so much turkey the day before!
Tamara: Okay, let's get away before anyone finds us here! They'll suspect that there's something very wrong with us if they see the size of our heaps!
Me: Yes, plus I'm freezing! I can't wait to have a warm cup of tea.
Tamara: It looks like we're making "going" together a habit.
Me: Yes and actually it's not as awkward anymore so I don't mind.
When we arrived home we caught Jim holding the plunger! Both of us started laughing hysterically.
Tamara: OMG don't tell me that you clogged it again!
Jim: Oh don't pretend you never need it! I will call the plumber right away to have our pipes checked.
Tamara: Ok, but make sure to ask for a quote beforehand.
Jim: Sure, I'll ask if we can pay in rates.
So that was it for this story I hope it wasn't too long. Lots of love to everyone and talk to you soon!
STEPHEN P
Yesterday I woke at 7 am ,sat on pottie in bedroom ,had a wee before going downstairs to kitchen , boiled kettle and made tea .After drinking two mugs of tea filled my bags for the gym and put into car.I made another two mugs of tea carried these to the campervan sat down and listened to the radio. When I had drank the tea pulled portta pottie from locker put paper towel on back of bowl lowered my jogging bottoms and pants , sat down to go a NUMBER TOO I had a wee five times but was unable to poop,I was sat four fifteen minutes !!
I dressed then got in car and drove to gym , changed into my exercise clothes and went to upstairs exercise room. I selected the second exercise bike adjusted the foot supports on pedals sat on saddle then
I had to stop myself having a shit , got off bike and made my way back to changing rooms all toilets were engaged and people waiting,so made my way to toilet on poolside as i was approaching a lady came out I went in sat down and let go ,while I was pooping the door opened then closed a few minutes later door opened again a voice said sorry I heard some women outside giggling . the toilet roll was empty no spares so unable to wipe , pulled up pants and shorts and flushed . As I was waiting for cistern to fill the door opened , cleared the poop from back of pan
made my way to the changing rooms . collected towel from locker went to shower cubicle my uderpants were soiled thes I left on floor , after
five minutes I washed pants under the shower suddenly I needed th have a
NUMBER TOO unable to hold it squatted in corner over drain and started pooping , when done showered again then dried myself with towel , went
back to locker got dressed then drove home
Today I woke had a wee on pottie in bedroom went downstairs made tea drank it , made another to mugs of tea sat in van ,then pulled pottie from locker paper towel on back of bowl lowered my jogging bottoms and pants sat down had a wee and a NUMBER TOO wiped with ELSAN BLUE ROLL.
THE weeks prior to christmas I was using the pottie in bedroom ,the pottie in camper van is only fourteen inches and I have a much better
poop due to being in a squatt position and use less paper to wipe.
Pool designs
Many swimmers pee in the pool for a variety of reasons. Why do pool designers not have a shower urinal on the pool deck. A swimmer who can hold it can get out turn on the shower and just pee through their suit under the water which would then go into the sanitary sewer or,if an outdoor pool, get turned into fertilizer to keep the lawn (where people put their stuff, sit, socialize (and sometimes pee into the lawn through their swimsuits), maintained. Large outdoor pools often have large lawns that need maintenance and this could become a very green concept like where students are advised to pee in the shower to save water. As it is now, many swimmers use the showers to pee in especially with a one piece swimsuit which is very difficult to remove. Our pioneer ancestors did not waste things the way modern society does. Right now the choice is often to just pee in the pool or to try to make it to cold changing rooms. A middle alternative with on-deck convenience could reduce peeing in the pool. People with backyard pools often use the hose (to rinse off afterwards) and the lawn or a tree for an unofficial bathroom to reduce their pool chemical use.
Tub and shower pee
When my toilet was out of order due to a plumbing clog, I used to pee in the bathtub with butt hanging over the side, then rinse it away using the hand-held shower. I also just pee while taking a shower. #2 was double bagged and put in the trash. Also at age 18, while sitting in a lawn chair with webbing I positioned myself over one of the gaps and pulled my swimsuit to the side and peed into the lawn. Once I was in the backyard and had to really go so I just looked around to ensure no neighbors could see, and squatted, then pulled down my swimsuit bottoms to pee. In my younger adult years I used to do charity walks and peeing in public bushes was normal as long as people did not use someone's private property. I do not like all the water wasted for sewerage especially just for urine. It is very wasteful. For one of the charity walks I had to pee so I went behind a dumpster (a lady's friend due to coverage) and just peed before the race. One runner told people that he needed to take a pee before the race and asked for privacy which we obliged. I told him that I had just peed and wear a short skirt for this reason and he told me that he would tell his girlfriend about the tip. He knelt in front of a bush and peed into it. The people at charity walks and runs are very understanding as are the participants. Running skirts and short designs are often designed for this to provide maximum coverage. On neighborhood walks with a group in the evening I had to duck into a dark park while the group waited. I peed behind a hedge. When biking over the years I used to have pit stops in wooded areas to pee as I am an avid tea drinker. In a totally urban environment with no woods or privacy public trees, I would just wear a Depends and pee into it as needed. The world cannot handle the wasteful sewerage systems just for urine which could be used for agriculture. I think we should have street urinals for both men and women the same way they have them in Holland. The ones for women would need an opaque door of some kind that locks. Yes, one is literally peeing into the canal but it is very diluted. Street urinals could be linked to a sewer or to compost.Bianca
Long time
Hi everyone! I had a weird poop some time ago. When my pee hit the loose poo, it sounded muffled. I suppose there was froth in the stool. For those of you who read regularly I do not post as much because touch screen typing is tedious. My old note taker will not go to this site. I still love going to the toilet! happy new year! ByeAnnie
Just had a major runny poop after dinner
Just had a very healthy dinner. Some kind of meat, peas, green beans, corn etc on top of brown rice. Had a good amount though not tons. Been digesting for a while after finishing it and having a jar of warm water. Well got the urge a few minutes ago so went to the washroom, closed the door, walked to the toilet, pulled down my dark blueish-black sweatpants and light pink underwear and sat. Relaxed and splat! Everything splattered into the toilet. Took about 15 seconds. Very messy but quiet and quick. No loud farts or anything. I just consider myself lucky that I didn't try to fart before sitting on the toilet. Flushed the toilet first then got to work wiping being careful with how much I take. Went back a couple of times for some (not much) TP and when I was sure I was clean I flushed again. Pulled up my pants and underwear, washed my hands and that is that. What an explosion. Very quiet but obviously needed.
Happy pooping and Happy New Year! It's December 31 evening here in Toronto Canada. Please be safe, warm and have fun.
Annie
Another bladder infection?
I need to contact my doctor after the holiday to try to get some antibiotics. I have been peeing every few minutes and it is impossible to use the bathroom that often so I am using Tena lady absorbent briefs and just letting it go. It is always good to have a package of absorbent briefs on hand for bladder infections, gastroenteritis in case some oozes out en route to the washroom, heavy periods, etc. With these products I can just pee out trickles as I watch a movie and not move. I change them regularly and shower often. The last bladder infection I had cleared up on day 3 of the antibiotics although I always finish the entire prescription as indicated by my doctor. I buy the super absorbent briefs. I will put a new brief on before I go to bed and there is no way I am getting up all night to pee, so I will just pee in them as needed as I need my sleep. I peed in the gym during my work out but of course I was wearing an absorbent brief and baggy sweatpants so no-one was the wiser.
Annie
Mushy/watery crap
Had a good breakfast this morning. A honey and ginger sandwich, apple slices, avocado, banana and a jar of warm water. After breakfast I had another jar of warm water and black coffee in my travel mug. Well a few minutes ago I felt the urge for a major crap.
Went to the washroom, closed the door, walked over to the toilet, pulled down my dark blueish-black sweatpants and black underwear and sat on the toilet. Relaxed and my bowels erupted into the toilet. No farts etc. Just quiet. Was done within about 30 seconds. Reached for the toilet paper, wiped well, tossed it into the toilet and flushed. Whew!
Annie
Mar.
1. Do you feel any embarrassment or anxiety when realizing that you have to poop outside? Almost always.
2. Do you tell your friends when you have to go away to poop? No.
3. How often and when do you mostly poop outside? When hiking and camping.
4. Do you practice LNT partly or fully? Partly.
5. How is your positure when pooping (squatting, bending forward, standing etc.)? Squat.
6. Do you discuss your poop with friends afterwards? Never.
7. Have you spotted (none, some, many of) your friends or family when pooping? My father at a camping trip. My grandmother once when picking berries. My best friend at a hike.
8. Did they discover you? No.
9. Have anyone seen you when pooping outside? Regrettably, yes.
10. What type of poop do you mainly do when outside (size, form, color)?Coil or pyramid. Brown.
11. Have you seen the poop of anyone you know outside. Yes.
12. Have you seen people you do not know when pooping outside? Yes. Once at a resting area in Sardinia a male senior citizen who was out biking and obviously had to relieve himself. He went behind a bush and pulled biking pants down. Obviously he did not take notice of me because he squatted with his back straight to me. He was biking with a group of others, but all of them, except one (a young woman) continued. The woman stopped after him and also went behind the bush. When she saw the man, she went to wait in front of the bush till the man had finished. When the man had biked on, she also took a dump there.
13. (Gender and age, not necessary but if you want to share.) F, 15
JW
To: Megan S. and Avery
Megan S. I too have a tough time pooping. I think you can really
help yourself by making yourself poop EVERY DAY. I've found
that the longer I hold it in the harder and dryer it gets. I've been
using liquid glycerin suppositories for quite a while now. I'll try
to go by pushing hard for about 10 minutes and if nothing happens.
I'll lay on my bed and put the suppository up me. Its a liquid in
a small squeeze bulb. The only way I've found to get the
entire contents in me is to be sure my anus is in a position
to allow the bulb tip to point down (lay on your stomach). Take the
tip in and out several times and let the bulb fill with air each time.
You'll get all the glycerin out that way. You don't need to hold it
in, I sit on the toilet and bear down, hard, and I get poop out almost
immediately. I think you'll it hurts a lot less if you do that every
day rather than waiting for 5 days and then struggling to go.
Avery, something in your "From food to poop" post rang true
for me: " I'm going to put down my phone to focus on pooping".
I really don't understand how people multitask on a toilet! When
I poop I usually have to work at it, HARD. I have to bear down
and PUSH. It just doesn't happen when I'm doing something
else at the same time.
Do you ever have a poop where you don't have to focus on it
and it just happens?~~ JWKenna
Hard Christmas pooping
Hey all! Kenna here again, sorry I haven't posted in awhile! Josh and I have been really busy! He still is regularly constipated and usually needs my help while he is going or while trying to go. This happened over the holiday. Josh hadn't pooped in a few days and we were at his grandparents for Christmas with relatives. We stayed a couple days over the weekend. I made sure to bring Vaseline and suppositories in case he had to poop and had trouble. It's a good thing I did!! Saturday mid morning he had to go poop really badly but was nervous about clogging the toilet and taking a really long time in the bathroom, plus he wanted me to come with because he knew he was going to have a hard time. This made things tricky because I couldn't just sneak into the bathroom with him and risk his relatives finding out. We decided to take a walk. I put toilet paper in my coat along with a suppository and the Vaseline. There's abandoned railroad tracks by his grandparents so we headed for those. We didn't need to walk far to find privacy which was nice. Josh pulled his jeans and boxers down and asked me if I could put some Vaseline in his butt to try and help things get moving since his poop felt like it was really hard. He bent over slightly and spread his cheeks a bit. I gently rubbed Vaseline on his butthole and then slowly worked some inside him. I could feel the hard tip just inside his hole and kind of pushed against it while applying the Vaseline. I did this a few times then asked him if he felt ready to start trying to go. He told me yes but was scared it would hurt quite a bit. I told him to relax and just work on it slowly and take his time. He squatted in front of me, took a deep breath and slowly began to push with me holding him and comforting him. I could feel his body tense when he was pushing and rubbed his back to try and take his focus off the pain in his butt. I gently coached him during his pushes to keep pushing, concentrate, and that it would come out and be over soon. It wasn't coming out though and would slip back inside him when he stopped to rest. "Try again baby, let the Vaseline do it's job. Go slow and try not to strain too hard" Josh rested his head on my shoulder and began to push some more. "Ow Kenna, it hurts and it's stuck" he was having trouble and couldn't make progress on it, poor guy!! I felt so bad for him that it hurt and he couldn't get it to come out. He stood up and asked for the suppository. I rubbed it in Vaseline and inserted it for him. I wiped his butthole clean and he pulled up his boxers and pants. We walked around for quite awhile in the woods while we waited for the suppository to start working. He took off his pants and boxers again and squatted down. I knelt in front of him and held him and once again began to encourage him while he began to try going again. He was grunting softly and I gently whispered to him to push every few seconds. I rubbed his back and butt as he continued to try. I could faintly hear his turd crackling right at his hole and I gently asked him if it was coming. "It tries to come out but when I stop pushing it goes back in" "I'm having a really hard time kenna!" "Try laying on your back and I'll hold your legs up Josh, you can do this baby. Focus on me when your pushing" he pushed again and I watched his anus slowly open and the dark tip began to show. His face was red with effort and I coached him to keep going. He pushed and pushed and pushed when he rested and told me "it's so stuck Kenna, I might need you to try digging this out for me" I don't know if pushing will work" "you poor thing I feel so bad for you babe" "I can definitely try to work at it to see if that helps" I got more Vaseline ready and told Josh to push just hard enough for me to start working at his turd. Once the tip began to show again I gently began to try and dig some out for him. It was a very slow process and I couldn't get much at a time especially when he needed to stop pushing. It was all a bunch of hard pebbles crammed together into an impossibly hard log. We kept this process up for 10 more minutes when It looked like his poop was coming out when he pushed so I told him to just try pushing the rest out if he could. He squatted and I held him while he pushed. It was slow and hard but it was coming out!! He took breaks every few pushes and I looked under him to check his progress. He had about 6 inches coming out and it looked hard and was big.I held him and comforted him as he tried to finish going. A few minutes later a really loud thud as his turd hit the ground. "I'm not done yet" Josh told me. We looked as his log and just just muttered "ouch" while looking at it. It was dense, fat, and full of pebbles. No wonder he couldn't do it!! He started pushing again and after another few minutes another fat hard log came out. It tapered at the end a little so I guessed he was finished. "Are you done?" I asked. "Yeah I am finally!" He stood up and looked at his monster dump and shook his head. I wiped his butt for him very gently. We walked back to his relatives and cleaned up. We took a nap after that and we're able to enjoy the rest of the holiday! I hope everyone else is doing good and isn't having bathroom troubles!! Xoxo Kenna
Annie
2 poops this morning so far
Hi everyone. First thing when I woke up (around 8:15 ish) I felt the urge to poop so I went to the washroom, pulled my dark blueish-black sweatpants and pinkish beige underwear down, sat and did a small to medium sized soft log into the toilet. Wiped as well as I could to avoid skidmarks in my underwear and tossed it in and flushed the toilet. Went upstairs after washing my hands and had a relatively big breakfast and 2 small (cold) cups of black coffee and took my time drinking the jar of warm water.
Then a few minutes ago while listening to music I felt the urge to poop again. Went to the washroom, walked to the toilet, pulled my pants and underwear down and relaxed. Runny crap came out pretty quickly. No farting or anything. Just runny crap. I guess the coffee, water, fruit etc worked well for my bowels. After about 30 seconds I was done. Reached over for some TP a couple of times (not too much though), wiped well, flushed and pulled up my pants and underwear. Washed my hands and that was that.
Good start to the day so far. I guess I am getting rid of the crap from this year lol ;)
Happy pooping! Eat well, poop well, be safe and warm and have fun!
Annie
I am not doing much outdooractivities, but I am driving a delivery car in the countryside. Instead of going to toilet at the customers I visit, I often prefer to go in the bushes, mostly to pee but even to poop.
1. Do you feel any embarrassment or anxiety when realizing that you have to poop outside? Not when I am in the countryside or away from other people. Sometimes if there are other cars at the resting area where I stop.
2. Do you tell your friends when you have to go away to poop? Never
3. How often and when do you mostly poop outside? Perhaps once a week or every second week. Peeing more often.
4. Do you practice LNT partly or fully? No.
5. How is your positure when pooping (squatting, bending forward, standing etc.)? Squat
6. Do you discuss your poop with friends afterwards? Never
7. Have you spotted (none, some, many of) your friends or family when pooping? Only once. My granddad pooping in the woods when we were out looking for mushrooms. He had not given any warning and I walked in on him.
8. Did they discover you? Yes,
9. Have anyone seen you when pooping outside? Been seen peeing, but not just when pooping, except possibly once (a truck driver that came by)
10. What type of poop do you mainly do when outside (size, form, color)?
Long "snake", 15 inches?, brown
11. Have you seen the poop of anyone you know outside. Many times
12. Have you seen people you do not know when pooping outside? Many times. Especially in summer many stop to pee and poop in the the woods around the resting areas
13. (Gender and age, not necessary but if you want to share.) F, 27
Emma two
Shared the bathroom with Sarah
I was was busting for a poo when I got home from this evening and I walk straight to the bathroom looking forward to a nice big clearout. I got to the bathroom to find Sarah sitting on the toilet having a poo with the door open she normally does when we have no visitors. I sat on the edge of the bath and chatted with her as she pushed out a couple of poos while she peed. It made me want to go even more and I asked her to hurry up. She said she would push harder if I was desperate and that image in my head almost made me poo my knickers. I told her it was too much information and Sarah apologised. Ten minutes later Sarah finally finished her poo and she wiped a few times and got off the toilet without flushing it. I saw her poo and used toilet paper in the bowl and I just sat down and went on top of Sarah's poo. The sea was warm which was nice and Sarah stayed in the bathroom while I had a very relieving poo and a wee. We chatted while I went and after wiping my bottom I pulled my clothes up and flushed the toilet. The water came up higher than usual but it still cleared our combined loads away which was a relief.
Rosalynne
My toilet challenges continue
I've written before about my continuing toilet challenges. Three generations live under the same roof and I get very limited time on the toilet before school and after school. Using the toilets at my high school or at another public place seems to be the best solution.
The first day of Christmas break presented another challenge for me. I was scheduled to fly out that afternoon for a visit with my grandparents on the other side of the country. Leah, a 4th grader had stayed with us for a couple of days and with the snow we got, she wanted to try out the sledding at a large park. So we headed down there about 9 a.m. After about an hour of pretty strenuous activity, I needed to take a crap. Leah needed to pee. We walked into the pavilion where the equipment included 4 toilets, all out in the open, with no privacy whatever. There was a girl, about my age on the far end stool, and the way she was moving around on the seat, I could tell she was pushing out a whopper. Leah sat down fast and started her heavy splashing immediately. I guess my seat was colder than Leah's, but I didn't have to work hard to get my crap to drop. I did 3 wipes, stood, and then re-seated myself for an assuring 4th one. Unfortunately, I didn't know that I was enjoying my best toilet experience that day.
The afternoon my boyfriend dropped me and my luggage off at the airport while he was on his lunch break. I hadn't paid much attention to the news but the storm was getting worse. More flights were being held up and the crowds grew. They also got more hostile as delay after delay was announced. The word "indefinitely" was being used a lot and it was pissing off more people. I had already checked my luggage and now I was being told there was at least a 3 hour delay for takeoff.
No matter where I am, such news causes me to get a peeing sensation. It gets more urgent until I get on the toilet. There were lines in the terminal hallways for each of the bathrooms, so I hurried to the walking stairs to get to terminal C where I figured the lines would be smaller. At least five of the toilets were blocked off by yellow crime tape and an out of order sign. I looked at the row behind me and saw that the far stall had no legs under it. My pee was starting to seep out as I threw that door open and within 5 seconds I was sitting on a taller and much larger toilet than normal. My boyfriend has bragged about handicapped toilets occasionally saving him from shitting his pants. As I sat and emptied, I looked underneath the stall door where I saw a large wheel like those on a wheel chair waiting. I did a quick wipe and flush and just said Hi to the lady in the chair as I left.
Our flight got in the air more than 3 hours late. I did a fast partial pee just before boarding because I didn't want to lose my seat. As strange as it sounds, I was assigned the middle seat with a mother on the aisle, and her son, who was about 5, taking the window seat. I was getting bored just sitting so when the boy told his mom he had to do a Number 1, I laughed and told her I would go with him and walk him back. At that point, I went back to do my pee. I've tried 6 or 7 times without much luck in using a toilet in-flight. I'm nervous, feel like I have to go, but the noise and rocking hinders me. So do angry knocks on the door.
After most every flight, the most enjoyable thing is for me to get on a normal toilet in the terminal.
Wilderness guide
Some stories from last summer's hikes
Every summer I use to work as a wilderness guide. Mostly I am taking groups of young persons for hiking trips in the mountains for a week. Then we use much time on educating them in good hygiene and toilet practices when staying outdoor. We experience few problems on these hikes.
Occasionally I am asked to guide groups of senior citizens in (mostly) day hikes, typically for sightseeing or picking mushrooms and berries. Then the participants tend to be over 65, many even over 75. They mostly are well fit physically and mentally, but most of them are real novices when it comes to outdoor experiences. Among the issues they often struggle with is how to go to the toilet. Many of them don't realize that they may have to spend the whole day without access to a toilet. The majority has not brought their own supply of toilet paper, and nobody carries a shovel. Men are the worst. They never bring toilet paper themselves.
As this mostly are day trips, we do not use much time for instruction before we walk off. My co-guide or I always say that if they should need toilet paper they can ask one of us. We also remind them that they must be aware that not all places we are going have a toilet, so best to use one if you find one.
I will mention two typical an one less typical situations and conversations below (G: guide, P: participant)
"The classical":
P: How long is it to the next toilet?
G: Well, about x hours.
P: [despairing face]
G: Tell me if you should need some paper.
P: Oh no, I can wait.
"The classical - extended"
[ xx minutes later or at the next break]
P: I think I'll have to go to toilet. May I get some paper?
G: Sure! [Handing over some paper or the roll] Are you OK?
P: Yes, fine.
"The classical - addendum"
P: Hm, it is correct that there is no toilet here?
G: Yes, the bushes are the only option.
P: [Hesitation, a few seconds]
G: Go well away from the path and you'll find some bushes to hide behind.
"The classical - evaluation"
[When the participant comes back (e.g. with the toilet paper)]
P: Thanks [an embarrassing smile]
G: OK?
P: Yes.
"The very unexperienced"
[May start as the classical, then going:]
P: When going in the bushes, where to go?
P: [I have never done it before.]
G: Well away from the path and well away from the water. Look around to see that you are alone. Make a hole, and then... yes. Understand?
P: Think so...
G: Good luck.
"The very unexperienced - evaluation"
P: Thanks [returning the roll and shovel]
G: Went OK?
P: Yes.
G: [Congratulations]
P: [I saw that I was not the only one out there!!]
G: [He, he. We all need to go from time to time.]
"The decent"
P: I understand that there will be no bathroom for the next x hours?
P: Nature calls, and I don't think it can wait that long...
G: You can get paper from me...
P: Thanks [then whispering], but I also must ask you to help me to find a place where it can be done in a decent way. I am not used to this.
G: Do you want to follow me to find a place?
P: Oh, yes, if you could be so kind.
[Off we go, away from the rest of the group. Wonder what they think if they notice it??]
[Down a slope at some dense bushes I suggest that could be a suitable spot. I understand that introducing LNT at this moment would be too much, so i give her the toilet roll:]
G: Behind those bushes?
P: Thanks, I will try.
[on her way behind]
P: Could you please wait for me. I am afraid to get lost on my way back.
G: Yes, sure.
[5 minutes later she is returning]
G: Everything OK?
P: [Flushing] Eh, uhm, yes.
G: Good to get it done.
P: Eh, uhm, yes.... Please don't tell any of the other participants..
G: Sure, I won't.
Monday, January 02, 2023
Answ to Outdoorsy Girl
I am a boy scout. When hiking I often go to toilet outdoor. My answers are:
1. Do you feel any embarrassment or anxiety when realizing that you have to poop outside? Sometimes, when together with others.
2. Do you tell your friends when you have to go away to poop? I try not to tell others
3. How often and when do you mostly poop outside? Every morning when camping.
4. Do you practice LNT partly or fully? "Leave no trace"? Not, really. But when many together our leaders require that we dig a hole. Otherwise I cover my poop with stones or like if possible. I have seen that many others just leave it on the ground.
5. How is your positure when pooping (squatting, bending forward, standing etc.)? I mostly squat.
6. Do you discuss your poop with friends afterwards? No, never.
7. Have you spotted (none, some, many of) your friends or family when pooping? Seldom but sometimes. Last summer I was biking and camping with my mother and her sister. One day I saw my mother pooping in the bushes at lunch time and another day I saw my aunt squatting in the bushes in the morning. Later I saw that she had been pooping there. I also have seen my best friend pooping during a hike and also one of the girls in my scouting patrol and some others too. This summer driving with my grandmother we had to stop at a resting area because she had to poop. Because no toilet there she had to poop in the bushes. I could spot her between the branches. I have also seen my sisters peeing as well as pooping.
8. Did they discover you? No. (Except those of my family.)
9. Have anyone seen you when pooping outside? Yes, I think so. When hiking it is often impossible to hide completely. Likewise when staying outdoor with my family my sisters as well as my mother have seen me.
10. What type of poop do you mainly do when outside (size, form, color)? A couple of lumps, typically 10 cm long, brown.
11. Have you seen the poop of anyone you know outside. Yes, many, my best friend's, many other scouting friends', mother's, aunt's, my sisters'
12. Have you seen people you do not know when pooping outside? Yes, sometimes. Once at a hike for scouts where people from other groups and countries took part, I saw a mature female leader going to toilet in the bushes. Some years back we camped at the same place in the mountains as a group of foreign tourists. I still remember that I saw many of them.
13. (Gender and age, not necessary but if you want to share.) Male, 16.